ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
♪ OHH... ♪
♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
♪ SPONGEBOB ♪
♪ SQUAREPANTS! ♪
[laughing]
♪ ♪
[waves crashing]
[nautical themed music]
♪ ♪
OOH.
DELICIOUS.
pop!
squish!
pop!
squish! squish! squish!
pop! pop! pop!
[multiple squishing sounds]
[multiple popping sounds]
quack!
[various smooshing sounds]
TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YOU!
[laughs]
[meows]
KRUSTY KRAB, SPONGEBOB SPEAKING.
[laughs]
ring! ring!
GARY, IS THAT YOU?
GARY, I KNOW YOU'RE THERE.
I CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING.
[gasps]
OOH!
MR. KRABS!
THIS WEINER TASTES JUST LIKE A KRABBY PATTY.
MAYBE WE CAN ADD THEM TO THE MENU.
I'M NOT IMPRESSED.
- I MADE IT WITH LEFTOVER INGREDIENTS.
NOW I'M IMPRESSED.
- HMM, I COULD'VE SWORN THAT SIGN SAID "OPEN."
[sighs dramatically]
- ONCE IN A WHILE I NEED TO BREATHE IN AND NOT SMELL GREASE
OR THE STENCH OF MY MISERABLY FAILED LIFE.
TALKING TO MYSELF...
AGAIN.
- AND THEN I JUST COOK IT LIKE THIS...
GO ON.
MY, WHAT AN INTERESTING SHAPE.
ARE THOSE FOR SALE?
WHY?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY ONE?
WELL...
THAT WOULD DEPEND ON THE PRICE.
- WOULD YOU PAY THE SAME AS WHAT A KRABBY PATTY COSTS?
HMM.
SURE, I SUPPOSE SO.
HOW ABOUT DOUBLE?
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
KRABBY PATTIES AGAIN?
[sighs]
IF ONLY THERE WERE SOMETHING ELSE.
HEY, WHAT YOU GOT THERE, FRANK?
IT'S NEW.
TASTES JUST LIKE A KRABBY PATTY,
BUT IT'S SHAPED LIKE A WEINER.
[all talking at once]
- HEY, I'D LIKE TO REQUEST A WEINER.
ME TOO.
all: WIENERS! WIENERS! WIENERS!
[wheezing]
[chalk squeaking]
SQUIDWARD, WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
EXCRUCIATING.
- UP HERE, BOY; TAKE A LOOK.
- I CAN'T READ IT FROM HERE, MR. KRABS.
WHAT'S IT SAY?
- IT SAYS, "KRUSTY DOGS ONLY $3.99
OR $4.99 WITH CHEESE."
$4.99?
THAT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY.
- AVEC FROMAGE, MONSIEUR SQUIDWARD,
AVEC FROMAGE.
MY KRUSTY DOG...
HANDWRITTEN ON THE MENU.
OH, PINCH ME, SQUIDWARD.
PINCH YOURSELF, YOU NINNY.
- SPONGEBOB, THREE MORE KRUSTY DOGS, PRONTO.
- AYE-AYE, CAP'N.
SPONGEBOB!
THREE MORE ORDERS OF KRUSTY DOGS,
EXTRA KRUSTY.
WOW, MR. KRABS,
WE SURE ARE GETTING A LOT OF ORDERS FOR KRUSTY DOGS.
YEP.
YEAH, I'LL GET THOSE GOING
RIGHT AFTER I FINISH COOKING UP THESE KRABBY PATTIES.
- OH, FORGET ABOUT MAKING THOSE PATTIES,
JUST MAKE THE WIENERS.
"JUST MAKE THE WIENERS"?
UM, EXCUSE ME, MR. KRABS.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THAT LADDER?
MR. KRABS?
- I'M JUST GOING TO MAKE A FEW CHANGES
TO THE KRUSTY KRAB MENU, THAT'S ALL.
CHANGES?
OH, THAT REMINDS ME.
DO YOU HAVE AN ERASER I COULD BORROW?
ERASER?
- AH, NEVER MIND, I'LL JUST CROSS IT OFF.
NO MORE KRABBY PATTIES.
[dramatic music]
[babbling incoherently]
[sirens blaring]
[tires screeching]
[babbling]
- OKAY, JUST BREATHE NORMALLY, SON.
[babbling]
THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S IT.
- THERE. HE'S STARTING TO REVIVE.
- I HAD THIS HORRIBLE DREAM THAT MR. KRABS
WAS NEVER GONNA LET ME COOK KRABBY PATTIES AGAIN.
[heavy scraping sound]
PARDON ME.
[crying]
WE'RE LOSING HIM.
crash!
SPONGEBOB.
WAKE UP.
WHERE AM I?
AND WHAT ARE THESE PARAMEDICS DOING HERE?
- YOU'RE BACK IN YOUR OLD KITCHEN,
AND THE PAIR OF PARAMEDICS WERE HERE TO REVIVE YOU.
I WAS ASLEEP?
YEAH.
BUT JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
SO I ONLY DOCKED YOUR PAY FOR THE TIME YOU WERE UNCONSCIOUS.
- MR. KRABS, ISN'T THAT WHERE THE GRILL USED TO BE?
MAYBE.
BUT NOW WE HAVE THIS!
- AND WHAT ABOUT MY-- MY SPATULA?
I GOT YOU A NEW ONE.
[deflating sound]
[laughter]
ALL RIGHT, THOSE WIENERS AREN'T GONNA ROTISSERIE THEMSELVES.
EVERYBODY BACK TO WORK.
- AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN.
SQUIDWARD, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR ONE SECOND?
I DON'T KNOW.
THAT'S A PRETTY LONG TALK.
- HAS ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED AT YOUR JOB
THAT MADE IT, WELL, NOT AS FUN AS IT USED TO BE.
WELL, ACTUALLY, YES.
- REALLY? WHAT WAS IT.
BEING HIRED.
I DON'T KNOW WHY,
BUT THINGS JUST AREN'T THE SAME
SINCE KRUSTY DOGS WERE ADDED TO THE MENU.
SPONGEBOB, MY BOY.
I REALIZED LONG AGO THAT THERE IS NOTHING,
I REPEAT, NOTHING THAT COULD MAKE THIS JOB ANY MORE BORING
OR HUMILIATING OR DEMEANING THAN IT ALREADY IS.
- LOOK AT THAT GUY DRESSED LIKE A HOT DOG, MOMMY.
- LET THAT INSPIRE YOU TO STAY IN SCHOOL, BILLY.
MR. KRABS?
AHOY, SPONGEBOB.
HOW GOES THE WIENERS?
MEH.
I WAS KIND OF WONDERING,
COULD WE JUST GO BACK TO SELLING KRABBY PATTIES?
WHAT ON EARTH FOR?
KRUSTY DOGS WAS YOUR BEST IDEA EVER, BOY.
- I KNOW, I--
WELL, I GUESS I SORT OF JUST MISS THE KRABBY PATTIES.
AFTER ALL, THEY'RE WHAT GAVE THIS PLACE ITS NAME.
YEAH, GOOD POINT.
- YEAH, I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK THAT WE SHOULD--
[gasps]
"KRUSTY DOG"?
THOSE WIENERS HAVE GOT TO GO.
HERE YOU ARE, HUNGRY CUSTOMERS,
YOUR DELICIOUS KRUSTY DOGS.
THEY DO LOOK DELICIOUS.
YES.
EAT ONE AND YOU WILL DEVELOP AN UNSIGHTLY SKIN CONDITION.
HERE'S YOUR FOOT LONG, SIR.
THANKS.
12 INCHES OF DELICIOUSNESS.
YEAH.
YOU KNOW, WHAT GIVES THEM THAT ADDED FLAVOR?
NO, WHAT?
- NOSE HAIRS AND RECYCLED DENTAL FLOSS.
SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- WE HAVE GOT TO GET RID OF THESE WIENERS
AND BRING BACK THE KRABBY PATTY.
- SPONGEBOB, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE SAYING THIS,
BUT COUNT ME IN.
HOORAY!
HELP!
I'M HAVING TERRIBLE ABDOMINAL PAIN!
I THINK IT WAS THE...
THE...
LINE.
WEINER.
THE WEINER!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
I AM BUT A SIMPLE OLD-TIMEY GENTLEMAN.
I CAME HERE FOR ONE PURPOSE TODAY.
- SO I SAID, "IT DIDN'T SMELL SO BAD,
"BUT IT TASTE--
QUIET, GRANNY!
I'M TALKIN'!
OH.
AND THAT IS TO LOUDLY DECRY
THESE MODERN NEW-FANGLED DAYS OF WIENERS
AND TO BEG FOR A RETURN TO A SIMPLER TIME,
A KRABBY PATTIER TIME.
- I'M NOT REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT POSSIBLE ILL HEALTH EFFECTS.
- HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS? - NAH.
HOW ABOUT NOSTALGIA?
NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
- OKAY, THAT DIDN'T WORK AT ALL.
- IT ONLY SEEMED TO INCREASE THEIR APPETITE FOR WIENERS.
WE NEED STRONGER TACTICS.
RIGHT.
SOMETHING THAT WOULD MAKE MR. KRABS WHOLE WEINER THING
BLOW RIGHT UP IN HIS FACE.
YEAH.
BLOW UP.
honk!
SQUIDWARD, THAT'S IT!
[laughs]
BEAUTIFUL.
YOUR KRUSTY DOG, SIR, WITH EXTRA MUSTARD.
THANKS.
- CAN I BRING YOU SOMETHING ELSE?
OKAY, I GUESS NOT.
THANK YOU, SIR.
WAIT FOR IT, SPONGEBOB, WAIT FOR IT.
NOW!
YEAH, REMEMBER THAT?
THAT WAS-- OH, MY NEPTUNE!
THAT KRUSTY DOG IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!
- WHAT? WHERE?
pop!
splat!
[all screaming]
[all muttering angrily]
IT'S ALL OVER ME.
- I-I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK.
- TELL MY GRANDCHILDREN ABOUT THAT.
HAVE A NICE DAY.
- SPONGEBOB, WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE?
WHERE ARE ALL ME CUSTOMERS?
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
OOH, I KNOW THE ANSWER.
- HEY, SPONGEBOB, HAVE YOU SEEN MR. SQUIDWARD?
- I THINK HE'S OUTSIDE ON HIS BREAK.
PERFECT.
AND KEEP THEM KRABBY PATTIES COMING, BOY.
- AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
- MOM, LOOK IT'S A GUY DRESSED AS A KRABBY PATTY.
- IT'S NEVER TOO SOON TO START PICKING A GOOD COLLEGE, BILLY.
thud!
[sighs]
WELL, I GUESS I WAS WRONG AGAIN.
IT CAN ALWAYS GET MORE HUMILIATING.
[laughter]
YOU'RE IT!
[giggles]
NOT FOR LONG.
[laughter]
- HEY, TRY AND CATCH ME, SPONGEBOB.
slam!
TAG, YOU'RE IT.
OH!
THIS GAME'S TOO HARD.
I KNOW.
WHAT IF BOTH OF US ARE IT?
- BUT, THEN, WHO'S GONNA BE NOT IT?
- EXACTLY, NEITHER OF US WILL KNOW.
OH.
I LIKE NOT KNOWING.
LET'S PLAY!
I'M IT!
[laughing]
WHOA!
[screaming]
SPONGEBOB!
smash!
- HANG ON; I'M COMING!
[screams]
crash!
[muffled speech]
WOW, WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
LOOK AT ALL THIS COOL STUFF!
[laughs]
HA!
I'M THE CAPTAIN!
YO-HO-HO, YA MATEYS!
ARR!
[both grunting]
EN GARDE!
WHOA!
THANKS, SPONGEBOB.
I GUESS WE BETTER BE MORE CAREFUL.
- LET'S GO BACK TO THE MAIN DECK.
OKAY.
[screams] thud!
PATRICK!
I'M COMING, BUDDY.
PATRICK?
thunk!
PATRICK!
OOH, SHINY AND SMOOTH.
WOW, WHAT'S THIS?
"MAUNA LOA."
[electronic beeping]
WHOA, I'M LATE!
GOT TO GET TO WORK.
♪ MAUNA LOA ♪
♪ HOW I LOVE YA ♪
♪ SECRET LOVIN' HIDEAWAY ♪
♪ MY MAUNA LOA BAY-YAY-BEE ♪
SPONGEBOB.
SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'VE BEEN SAYING I NEED A KRABBY PATTY
ABOUT A BAJILLION TIMES, AND YOU--
WHAT THE?
[laughs]
NICE PATTY, MICHELANGELO.
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT EXPECTING AN AWARD ANY TIME SOON.
[laughs]
- OH, THAT'S JUST MY SECRET--
OH!
[laughs nervously]
HERE YOU GO.
POROUS FREAK.
WHEW!
THAT WAS CLOSE.
SPONGEBOB!
CHECK OUT THE NEW T-SHIRT I JUST MADE.
♪ SECRET HIDEOUT ♪
♪ SECRET HIDE-- ♪
PATRICK, PLEASE!
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,
GIVE AWAY OUR SECRET HIDEOUT?
GIVE ME THAT.
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE RACKET?
- UH, S-SORRY, SIR.
- PATRICK, IF YOU'RE GONNA DISTRACT ME FRY COOK,
THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS BUY SOME GRUB.
YOU GOT IT, MR. KRABS.
BACK TO WORK, BOY.
SURE THING.
[bell chimes]
AR!
- OH, LOOKS LIKE THE WORK DAY IS OVER.
SEE YOU TOMORROW, SIR.
THAT'S...
ODD.
HMM.
WELL, LET'S SEE.
COME ON, PATRICK.
WE HAVE TO GET BACK TO OUR...
PLAYGROUND.
KEEP THE CHANGE, MY GOOD MAN.
HMM.
A GUM WRAPPER
AND A COIN THAT SAYS "MAUNA LOA."
MAUNA LOA?
AS IN THE SHIPWRECK MAUNA LOA?
LEGEND HAS IT
THAT THE LARGEST UNFOUND PIRATE'S BOOTY LIES...
IN ITS RUINS.
- I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS TREASURE
NEARLY ME ENTIRE ADULT LIFE,
LOOKING OVER EVERY NOOK, EVERY CRANNY,
EVERY DUMPSTER.
ONCE I GET ME CLAWS ON IT,
I'LL BE THE RICHEST CRUSTACEAN IN THE WORLD.
- WELL, I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS THIS.
HMM.
LOOKS LIKE HIM AND PATRICK ARE TRYING
TO HORDE THE LOT FOR THEMSELVES.
COME ON, SQUIDWARD.
WE'RE GONNA LET THOSE TWO DINGALINGS
LEAD US STRAIGHT TO THE MAUNA LOA.
- ACTUALLY, I HAVE A HOT DATE WITH MY TOENAIL CLIPPER TONIGHT.
BUT HAVE FUN WITH THAT.
- HEY, PATRICK, DO YOU THINK WE GAVE AWAY TOO MUCH
ABOUT OUR SECRET HIDEOUT?
OH, GEE, SPONGEBOB.
WHO CARES IF EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT OUR SECRET HIDEOUT?
- DOESN'T THAT MAKE THE SECRET HIDEOUT
A LITTLE LESS SECRET-Y?
WELL, NO.
IT'S JUST A SECRET THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT.
[leaves rustling]
[dramatic music]
WHAT'S WRONG, SPONGEBOB?
JUST AS I THOUGHT.
WE'RE BEING FOLLOWED.
THAT'S IT.
LOOKS LIKE NO ONE WAS FOLLOWING US
TO THE HIDEOUT AFTER ALL.
FOUND IT!
HEY.
WERE YOU FOLLOWING US?
NO, I JUST SAW THE SIGN.
[sighs]
- SO YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE THE TREASURE
FROM OLD MAN KRABS, DID YOU?
I'M NOT AWARE OF ANY TREASURE,
BUT I SUPPOSE SINCE YOU'RE SUCH A NICE BOSS,
YOU CAN HANG OUT AT THE HIDEOUT,
JUST AS LONG AS YOU KEEP IT A SECRET.
[mimicking SpongeBob]
YOU'RE SUCH A NICE--
YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THIS MALARKEY?
THE OLD STONEWALL, EH?
WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
WHERE'D YOU TWO BLUNDERERS FIND THE GOLD COIN?
- IF MY EYES WEREN'T BURNING LIKE THEY WERE FULL OF LAVA,
I COULD SHOW YOU.
PUSHOVERS.
[laughing]
I KNEW I'D FIND IT!
CHECK IT OUT, FELLERS!
COLD, HARD DOUBLOONS!
- UH, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT YOUR COINAGE.
- EH? WHAT'S THIS?
"TOKEN HAS NO MONETARY VALUE"?
TOKENS?
THIS MUST BE A DECOY.
AHOY, MR. KRABS.
MAYBE THEY HID THE LOOT OFF-SHIP IN THAT SHED.
- HEE-HEE!
WHAT THE BARNACLES?
IT'S JUST FULL OF TICKETS.
- WELL, YOU USUALLY DO FIND TICKETS IN A TICKET BOOTH.
TICKET BOOTH?
- AND WHY ARE THERE HEIGHT RESTRICTIONS ON THE CREW?
"MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE"?
- WELL, MAYBE THEY HAD SOMETHING AGAINST SHORT PEOPLE.
I LIKE THEIR LITTLE CLOTHES.
"CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS."
THERE MUST BE SOME TREASURE HERE, MR. KRABS.
OUT OF ME WAY, BOY.
I KNEW IT.
THE LOST TREASURE OF THE MAUNA LOA
IS FINALLY MINE.
I CAN PRACTICALLY TASTE THEM JEWELS.
THAT WAS A LITTLE LIGHTER THAN I THOUGHT.
HUH?
IT'S EMPTY.
NO GOOD!
HA HA!
VERY CLEVER, CAP'N.
THROWING KRABS THE OL' RINGER, EH?
HE MUST HAVE A TREASURE MAP OR SOMETHING.
WHERE YOU KEEPING IT?
IN YOUR POCKET?
PLASTIC?
HANG ON A MINUTE.
PLASTIC CAPTAIN, A TICKET BOOTH, TOKENS.
THIS AIN'T THE WRECK OF THE MAUNA LOA.
IT'S THE WRECK OF THE MAUNA LOA AMUSEMENT PARK RIDE.
[both gasp]
NO WONDER WE WERE SO AMUSED.
WELL, I'M NOT.
- REMEMBER, YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME BACK
AT THE SECRET HIDEOUT.
- THIS PLACE AIN'T GOT NO TREASURE.
KEEP YOUR WORTHLESS HUNK OF JUNK.
OKAY, BUT WOULD YOU MIND
KEEPING THIS WORTHLESS HUNK OF JUNK A SECRET?
WOULDN'T BE MUCH OF A SECRET
IF WE HAD A MILLION PEOPLE SHOWING UP.
- HO, HO, HO, DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF.
PEOPLE WANT TO SEE THE REAL THING.
IT'S NOT LIKE A MILLION PEOPLE JUST SHOW UP
TO AN OLD AMUSEMENT PARK RIDE FOR FUN.
WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY DO.
HO, HO, HO!
BRACE YOURSELVES, FELLERS.
YOUR HIDEAWAY IS ABOUT TO BECOME
THE WORST-KEPT SECRET IN THE SEA.
- WELCOME TO THE WRECK OF THE MAUNA LOA.
ARR.
HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
I'LL TAKE TEN TOKENS, PLEASE.
STEP RIGHT UP.
DON'T BE SHY.
EXPERIENCE THE AMUSEMENT AND TERROR
OF THE WRECK OF THE MAUNA LOA.
[crowd hollering]
all: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS,
WE SPARED NO EXPENSE
IN RESTORING THIS CLASSIC SHIP TO ITS FORMER GLORY.
- SORRY, HONEY, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO COME BACK
WHEN YOU'RE A BIG BOY.
OH, I DISAGREE.
I'D SAY THE LITTLE FELLER'S JUST RIGHT.
[laughs]
[all muttering indistinctly]
IT'S GONE, PATRICK.
OUR SECRET PARADISE IS GONE FOREVER.
- AND, ALAS, EVEN THE JOYOUS SHRIEKS OF CHILDREN
CANNOT LIFT MY SUNKEN HEART.
- HOW ABOUT ANOTHER RIDE TO CHEER YOU UP?
LET'S DO THIS!
[all cheering]
- WHOO-HOO-HOO!
clang!
[all cheering]
[machine powering up]
[crowd screaming]
[laughter]
WHOA!
[laughing]
[all gasp]
[all screaming]
[both laughing]
WHOA!
boom!
both: WHOO!
WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!
[both laughing]
THAT WAS AWESOME!
YEAH!
TOTALLY REALISTIC.
REALISTIC?
THAT REALISM NEARLY COST US OUR LIVES.
- MR. KRABS PUT ALL OUR LIVES IN DANGER
WITH THIS CARELESS CONTRAPTION.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
OUR LITTLE BOY COULD'VE BEEN HURT
ON YOUR DISASTER OF A RIDE.
- OKAY, PEOPLE, LET'S NOT DO ANYTHING WE MIGHT REGRET.
TOO LATE FOR THAT, KRABS.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU CAN'T TAKE ME TO THE POKEY.
- FOR OPERATING A DANGER TO PUBLIC SAFETY I CAN,
AND I WILL.
HONESTLY, I THINK YOU'LL BE SAFER IN PRISON.
- WELL, BUDDY, I GUESS WE REALLY LOST OUR SECRET HIDEOUT
THIS TIME.
- AND JUST WHEN EVERYONE WAS STARTING
TO FIND OUT ABOUT IT, TOO.
OH, WHO KNOWS, PATRICK?
THE NEXT FUN, FUN PLACE MIGHT BE JUST AROUND THE CORNER, HUH?
WELL, I DOUBT IT.
[both screaming]
slam!
"THE REAL MAUNA LOA"?
OOH.
PATRICK, CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?
NOPE.
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[lilting ukulele music]
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