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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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♪ OHH... ♪

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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

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- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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♪ SPONGEBOB ♪

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♪ SQUAREPANTS! ♪

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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[nautical themed music]

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♪ ♪

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OOH.

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DELICIOUS.

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pop!

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squish!

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pop!

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squish! squish! squish!

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pop! pop! pop!

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[multiple squishing sounds]

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[multiple popping sounds]

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quack!

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[various smooshing sounds]

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TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YOU!

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[laughs]

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[meows]

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KRUSTY KRAB, SPONGEBOB SPEAKING.

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[laughs]

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ring! ring!

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GARY, IS THAT YOU?

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GARY, I KNOW YOU'RE THERE.

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I CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING.

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[gasps]

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OOH!

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MR. KRABS!

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THIS WEINER TASTES
JUST LIKE A KRABBY PATTY.

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MAYBE WE CAN ADD THEM
TO THE MENU.

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I'M NOT IMPRESSED.

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- I MADE IT
WITH LEFTOVER INGREDIENTS.

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NOW I'M IMPRESSED.

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- HMM, I COULD'VE SWORN
THAT SIGN SAID "OPEN."

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[sighs dramatically]

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- ONCE IN A WHILE I NEED TO
BREATHE IN AND NOT SMELL GREASE

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OR THE STENCH
OF MY MISERABLY FAILED LIFE.

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TALKING TO MYSELF...

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AGAIN.

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- AND THEN I JUST COOK IT
LIKE THIS...

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GO ON.

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MY, WHAT AN INTERESTING SHAPE.

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ARE THOSE FOR SALE?

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WHY?

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY ONE?

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WELL...

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THAT WOULD DEPEND
ON THE PRICE.

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- WOULD YOU PAY THE SAME
AS WHAT A KRABBY PATTY COSTS?

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HMM.

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SURE, I SUPPOSE SO.

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HOW ABOUT DOUBLE?

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NOW YOU'RE TALKING.

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KRABBY PATTIES AGAIN?

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[sighs]

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IF ONLY THERE WERE
SOMETHING ELSE.

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HEY, WHAT YOU GOT THERE, FRANK?

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IT'S NEW.

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TASTES JUST LIKE
A KRABBY PATTY,

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BUT IT'S SHAPED LIKE A WEINER.

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[all talking at once]

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- HEY, I'D LIKE TO
REQUEST A WEINER.

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ME TOO.

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all: WIENERS! WIENERS! WIENERS!

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[wheezing]

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[chalk squeaking]

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SQUIDWARD, WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

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EXCRUCIATING.

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- UP HERE, BOY;
TAKE A LOOK.

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- I CAN'T READ IT FROM HERE,
MR. KRABS.

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WHAT'S IT SAY?

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- IT SAYS,
"KRUSTY DOGS ONLY $3.99

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OR $4.99 WITH CHEESE."

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$4.99?

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THAT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY.

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- <i> AVEC FROMAGE,</i>
<i>MONSIEUR SQUIDWARD,</i>

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<i>AVEC FROMAGE.</i>

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MY KRUSTY DOG...

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HANDWRITTEN ON THE MENU.

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OH, PINCH ME, SQUIDWARD.

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PINCH YOURSELF, YOU NINNY.

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- SPONGEBOB,
THREE MORE KRUSTY DOGS, PRONTO.

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- AYE-AYE, CAP'N.

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SPONGEBOB!

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THREE MORE ORDERS
OF KRUSTY DOGS,

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EXTRA KRUSTY.

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WOW, MR. KRABS,

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WE SURE ARE GETTING A LOT
OF ORDERS FOR KRUSTY DOGS.

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YEP.

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YEAH, I'LL GET THOSE GOING

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RIGHT AFTER I FINISH COOKING UP
THESE KRABBY PATTIES.

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- OH, FORGET ABOUT
MAKING THOSE PATTIES,

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JUST MAKE THE WIENERS.

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"JUST MAKE THE WIENERS"?

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UM, EXCUSE ME, MR. KRABS.

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WHERE ARE YOU GOING
WITH THAT LADDER?

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MR. KRABS?

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- I'M JUST GOING TO
MAKE A FEW CHANGES

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TO THE KRUSTY KRAB MENU,
THAT'S ALL.

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CHANGES?

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OH, THAT REMINDS ME.

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DO YOU HAVE AN ERASER
I COULD BORROW?

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ERASER?

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- AH, NEVER MIND,
I'LL JUST CROSS IT OFF.

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NO MORE KRABBY PATTIES.

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[dramatic music]

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[babbling incoherently]

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[sirens blaring]

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[tires screeching]

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[babbling]

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- OKAY, JUST BREATHE
NORMALLY, SON.

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[babbling]

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THERE YOU GO.

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THAT'S IT.

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- THERE.
HE'S STARTING TO REVIVE.

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- I HAD THIS HORRIBLE DREAM
THAT MR. KRABS

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WAS NEVER GONNA LET ME COOK
KRABBY PATTIES AGAIN.

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[heavy scraping sound]

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PARDON ME.

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[crying]

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WE'RE LOSING HIM.

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crash!

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SPONGEBOB.

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SPONGEBOB.

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WAKE UP.

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WHERE AM I?

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AND WHAT ARE THESE
PARAMEDICS DOING HERE?

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- YOU'RE BACK
IN YOUR OLD KITCHEN,

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AND THE PAIR OF PARAMEDICS
WERE HERE TO REVIVE YOU.

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I WAS ASLEEP?

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YEAH.

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BUT JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

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SO I ONLY DOCKED YOUR PAY FOR
THE TIME YOU WERE UNCONSCIOUS.

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- MR. KRABS, ISN'T THAT
WHERE THE GRILL USED TO BE?

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MAYBE.

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BUT NOW WE HAVE THIS!

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- AND WHAT ABOUT MY--
MY SPATULA?

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I GOT YOU A NEW ONE.

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[deflating sound]

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[laughter]

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ALL RIGHT, THOSE WIENERS AREN'T
GONNA ROTISSERIE THEMSELVES.

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EVERYBODY BACK TO WORK.

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- AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN.

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SQUIDWARD, CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR ONE SECOND?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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THAT'S A PRETTY LONG TALK.

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- HAS ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED
AT YOUR JOB

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THAT MADE IT, WELL,
NOT AS FUN AS IT USED TO BE.

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WELL, ACTUALLY, YES.

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- REALLY?
WHAT WAS IT.

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BEING HIRED.

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I DON'T KNOW WHY,

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BUT THINGS JUST AREN'T THE SAME

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SINCE KRUSTY DOGS
WERE ADDED TO THE MENU.

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SPONGEBOB, MY BOY.

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I REALIZED LONG AGO
THAT THERE IS NOTHING,

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I REPEAT, NOTHING THAT COULD
MAKE THIS JOB ANY MORE BORING

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OR HUMILIATING OR DEMEANING
THAN IT ALREADY IS.

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- LOOK AT THAT GUY
DRESSED LIKE A HOT DOG, MOMMY.

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- LET THAT INSPIRE YOU
TO STAY IN SCHOOL, BILLY.

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MR. KRABS?

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AHOY, SPONGEBOB.

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HOW GOES THE WIENERS?

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MEH.

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I WAS KIND OF WONDERING,

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COULD WE JUST GO BACK
TO SELLING KRABBY PATTIES?

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WHAT ON EARTH FOR?

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KRUSTY DOGS
WAS YOUR BEST IDEA EVER, BOY.

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- I KNOW, I--

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WELL, I GUESS I SORT OF
JUST MISS THE KRABBY PATTIES.

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AFTER ALL, THEY'RE WHAT
GAVE THIS PLACE ITS NAME.

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YEAH, GOOD POINT.

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- YEAH, I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK
THAT WE SHOULD--

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[gasps]

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"KRUSTY DOG"?

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THOSE WIENERS HAVE GOT TO GO.

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HERE YOU ARE, HUNGRY CUSTOMERS,

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YOUR DELICIOUS KRUSTY DOGS.

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THEY DO LOOK DELICIOUS.

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YES.

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EAT ONE AND YOU WILL DEVELOP
AN UNSIGHTLY SKIN CONDITION.

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HERE'S YOUR FOOT LONG, SIR.

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THANKS.

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12 INCHES OF DELICIOUSNESS.

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YEAH.

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YOU KNOW, WHAT GIVES THEM
THAT ADDED FLAVOR?

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NO, WHAT?

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- NOSE HAIRS
AND RECYCLED DENTAL FLOSS.

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SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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- WE HAVE GOT TO GET RID
OF THESE WIENERS

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AND BRING BACK THE KRABBY PATTY.

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- SPONGEBOB, I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D BE SAYING THIS,

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BUT COUNT ME IN.

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HOORAY!

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HELP!

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I'M HAVING TERRIBLE
ABDOMINAL PAIN!

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I THINK IT WAS THE...

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THE...

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LINE.

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WEINER.

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THE WEINER!

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

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ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

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I AM BUT A SIMPLE
OLD-TIMEY GENTLEMAN.

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I CAME HERE
FOR ONE PURPOSE TODAY.

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- SO I SAID,
"IT DIDN'T SMELL SO BAD,

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"BUT IT TASTE--

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QUIET, GRANNY!

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I'M TALKIN'!

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OH.

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AND THAT IS TO LOUDLY DECRY

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THESE MODERN NEW-FANGLED DAYS
OF WIENERS

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AND TO BEG FOR A RETURN
TO A SIMPLER TIME,

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A KRABBY PATTIER TIME.

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- I'M NOT REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT
POSSIBLE ILL HEALTH EFFECTS.

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- HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS?
- NAH.

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HOW ABOUT NOSTALGIA?

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NEVER HEARD OF HIM.

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- OKAY, THAT DIDN'T
WORK AT ALL.

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- IT ONLY SEEMED TO INCREASE
THEIR APPETITE FOR WIENERS.

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WE NEED STRONGER TACTICS.

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RIGHT.

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SOMETHING THAT WOULD MAKE
MR. KRABS WHOLE WEINER THING

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BLOW RIGHT UP IN HIS FACE.

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YEAH.

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BLOW UP.

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honk!

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SQUIDWARD, THAT'S IT!

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[laughs]

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00:10:14,417 --> 00:10:15,709
BEAUTIFUL.

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YOUR KRUSTY DOG, SIR,
WITH EXTRA MUSTARD.

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THANKS.

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- CAN I BRING YOU
SOMETHING ELSE?

250
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OKAY, I GUESS NOT.

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THANK YOU, SIR.

252
00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:34,417
WAIT FOR IT, SPONGEBOB,
WAIT FOR IT.

253
00:10:34,417 --> 00:10:35,959
NOW!

254
00:10:39,542 --> 00:10:40,500
YEAH, REMEMBER THAT?

255
00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,166
THAT WAS--
OH, MY NEPTUNE!

256
00:10:42,166 --> 00:10:44,500
THAT KRUSTY DOG
IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!

257
00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:46,417
- WHAT?
WHERE?

258
00:10:46,417 --> 00:10:47,417
pop!

259
00:10:47,417 --> 00:10:49,000
splat!

260
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,709
[all screaming]

261
00:10:51,709 --> 00:10:52,834
[all muttering angrily]

262
00:10:52,834 --> 00:10:54,625
IT'S ALL OVER ME.

263
00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:55,792
- I-I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK.

264
00:10:55,792 --> 00:10:57,834
- TELL MY GRANDCHILDREN
ABOUT THAT.

265
00:10:57,834 --> 00:10:59,291
HAVE A NICE DAY.

266
00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:01,917
- SPONGEBOB,
WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE?

267
00:11:01,917 --> 00:11:03,625
WHERE ARE ALL ME CUSTOMERS?

268
00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:04,709
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

269
00:11:04,709 --> 00:11:07,083
OOH, I KNOW THE ANSWER.

270
00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:12,291
- HEY, SPONGEBOB,
HAVE YOU SEEN MR. SQUIDWARD?

271
00:11:12,291 --> 00:11:13,959
- I THINK HE'S OUTSIDE
ON HIS BREAK.

272
00:11:13,959 --> 00:11:15,291
PERFECT.

273
00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:18,083
AND KEEP THEM
KRABBY PATTIES COMING, BOY.

274
00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:19,959
- AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!

275
00:11:22,834 --> 00:11:25,792
- MOM, LOOK IT'S A GUY DRESSED
AS A KRABBY PATTY.

276
00:11:25,792 --> 00:11:29,250
- IT'S NEVER TOO SOON TO START
PICKING A GOOD COLLEGE, BILLY.

277
00:11:32,834 --> 00:11:35,125
thud!

278
00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:36,375
[sighs]

279
00:11:36,375 --> 00:11:38,959
WELL, I GUESS I WAS WRONG AGAIN.

280
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:41,458
IT CAN ALWAYS GET
MORE HUMILIATING.

281
00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:59,083
[laughter]

282
00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:01,792
YOU'RE IT!

283
00:12:01,792 --> 00:12:02,834
[giggles]

284
00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:03,792
NOT FOR LONG.

285
00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:06,875
[laughter]

286
00:12:07,917 --> 00:12:09,291
- HEY, TRY AND CATCH ME,
SPONGEBOB.

287
00:12:09,291 --> 00:12:11,458
slam!

288
00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:12,667
TAG, YOU'RE IT.

289
00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:13,917
OH!

290
00:12:13,917 --> 00:12:15,625
THIS GAME'S TOO HARD.

291
00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:16,917
I KNOW.

292
00:12:16,917 --> 00:12:19,250
WHAT IF BOTH OF US ARE IT?

293
00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:22,417
- BUT, THEN,
WHO'S GONNA BE NOT IT?

294
00:12:22,417 --> 00:12:24,291
- EXACTLY,
NEITHER OF US WILL KNOW.

295
00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:26,542
OH.

296
00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:28,709
I LIKE NOT KNOWING.

297
00:12:28,709 --> 00:12:30,291
LET'S PLAY!

298
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:37,417
I'M IT!

299
00:12:37,417 --> 00:12:38,667
[laughing]

300
00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:39,959
WHOA!

301
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,542
[screaming]

302
00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:42,542
SPONGEBOB!

303
00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:43,750
smash!

304
00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:45,375
- HANG ON;
I'M COMING!

305
00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:47,083
[screams]

306
00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:48,333
crash!

307
00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:50,291
[muffled speech]

308
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,834
WOW, WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

309
00:12:52,834 --> 00:12:55,417
LOOK AT ALL THIS COOL STUFF!

310
00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:58,125
[laughs]

311
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,917
HA!

312
00:12:59,917 --> 00:13:02,709
I'M THE CAPTAIN!

313
00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:04,875
YO-HO-HO, YA MATEYS!

314
00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:06,083
ARR!

315
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:11,208
[both grunting]

316
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,083
EN GARDE!

317
00:13:15,291 --> 00:13:16,208
WHOA!

318
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:20,208
THANKS, SPONGEBOB.

319
00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:21,959
I GUESS WE BETTER
BE MORE CAREFUL.

320
00:13:21,959 --> 00:13:23,291
- LET'S GO BACK
TO THE MAIN DECK.

321
00:13:23,291 --> 00:13:25,166
OKAY.

322
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:26,709
[screams]
thud!

323
00:13:26,709 --> 00:13:27,959
PATRICK!

324
00:13:27,959 --> 00:13:29,709
I'M COMING, BUDDY.

325
00:13:30,917 --> 00:13:31,875
PATRICK?

326
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,291
thunk!

327
00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:34,667
PATRICK!

328
00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:38,166
OOH, SHINY AND SMOOTH.

329
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,583
WOW, WHAT'S THIS?

330
00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:45,083
"MAUNA LOA."

331
00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:46,500
[electronic beeping]

332
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,583
WHOA, I'M LATE!

333
00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:49,083
GOT TO GET TO WORK.

334
00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:52,333
♪ MAUNA LOA ♪

335
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:53,375
♪ HOW I LOVE YA ♪

336
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,792
♪ SECRET LOVIN' HIDEAWAY ♪

337
00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:58,417
♪ MY MAUNA LOA BAY-YAY-BEE ♪

338
00:13:58,417 --> 00:14:00,458
SPONGEBOB.

339
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:01,834
SPONGEBOB.

340
00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:03,333
SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

341
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:04,917
I'VE BEEN SAYING
I NEED A KRABBY PATTY

342
00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:07,250
ABOUT A BAJILLION TIMES,
AND YOU--

343
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:08,667
WHAT THE?

344
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:10,709
[laughs]

345
00:14:10,709 --> 00:14:13,083
NICE PATTY, MICHELANGELO.

346
00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:15,375
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT EXPECTING
AN AWARD ANY TIME SOON.

347
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:17,291
[laughs]

348
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,458
- OH, THAT'S JUST MY SECRET--

349
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:19,583
OH!

350
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:22,709
[laughs nervously]

351
00:14:22,709 --> 00:14:24,625
HERE YOU GO.

352
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:26,291
POROUS FREAK.

353
00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:27,458
WHEW!

354
00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:28,417
THAT WAS CLOSE.

355
00:14:28,417 --> 00:14:29,750
SPONGEBOB!

356
00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:32,417
CHECK OUT THE NEW T-SHIRT
I JUST MADE.

357
00:14:32,417 --> 00:14:39,709
♪ SECRET HIDEOUT ♪

358
00:14:39,709 --> 00:14:41,083
♪ SECRET HIDE-- ♪

359
00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:42,458
PATRICK, PLEASE!

360
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:43,792
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,

361
00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:46,458
GIVE AWAY OUR SECRET HIDEOUT?

362
00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:47,959
GIVE ME THAT.

363
00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:50,125
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE RACKET?

364
00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:51,792
- UH, S-SORRY, SIR.

365
00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:54,083
- PATRICK, IF YOU'RE GONNA
DISTRACT ME FRY COOK,

366
00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:56,083
THE LEAST YOU COULD DO
IS BUY SOME GRUB.

367
00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:58,083
YOU GOT IT, MR. KRABS.

368
00:14:58,083 --> 00:14:59,083
BACK TO WORK, BOY.

369
00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:01,458
SURE THING.

370
00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:04,500
[bell chimes]

371
00:15:05,417 --> 00:15:07,083
AR!

372
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:08,667
- OH, LOOKS LIKE
THE WORK DAY IS OVER.

373
00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,458
SEE YOU TOMORROW, SIR.

374
00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:11,333
THAT'S...

375
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:12,417
ODD.

376
00:15:12,417 --> 00:15:13,750
HMM.

377
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:15,083
WELL, LET'S SEE.

378
00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:16,375
COME ON, PATRICK.

379
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:17,667
WE HAVE TO GET BACK TO OUR...

380
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,125
PLAYGROUND.

381
00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:22,291
KEEP THE CHANGE, MY GOOD MAN.

382
00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:23,458
HMM.

383
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:24,834
A GUM WRAPPER

384
00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,417
AND A COIN
THAT SAYS "MAUNA LOA."

385
00:15:26,417 --> 00:15:28,083
MAUNA LOA?

386
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:30,375
AS IN THE SHIPWRECK MAUNA LOA?

387
00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:31,792
LEGEND HAS IT

388
00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:34,875
THAT THE LARGEST UNFOUND
PIRATE'S BOOTY LIES...

389
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:36,375
IN ITS RUINS.

390
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:38,667
- I'VE BEEN SEARCHING
FOR THIS TREASURE

391
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,583
NEARLY ME ENTIRE ADULT LIFE,

392
00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:43,083
LOOKING OVER EVERY NOOK,
EVERY CRANNY,

393
00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:44,709
EVERY DUMPSTER.

394
00:15:44,709 --> 00:15:46,500
ONCE I GET ME CLAWS ON IT,

395
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,458
I'LL BE THE RICHEST CRUSTACEAN
IN THE WORLD.

396
00:15:49,458 --> 00:15:51,583
- WELL, I GUESS
THAT EXPLAINS THIS.

397
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,083
HMM.

398
00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:54,542
LOOKS LIKE HIM
AND PATRICK ARE TRYING

399
00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:56,500
TO HORDE THE LOT FOR THEMSELVES.

400
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:57,875
COME ON, SQUIDWARD.

401
00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,083
WE'RE GONNA LET THOSE
TWO DINGALINGS

402
00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:02,709
LEAD US STRAIGHT
TO THE MAUNA LOA.

403
00:16:02,709 --> 00:16:05,458
- ACTUALLY, I HAVE A HOT DATE
WITH MY TOENAIL CLIPPER TONIGHT.

404
00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:06,458
BUT HAVE FUN WITH THAT.

405
00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:12,083
- HEY, PATRICK, DO YOU THINK
WE GAVE AWAY TOO MUCH

406
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:13,625
ABOUT OUR SECRET HIDEOUT?

407
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:15,375
OH, GEE, SPONGEBOB.

408
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:18,458
WHO CARES IF EVERYONE KNOWS
ABOUT OUR SECRET HIDEOUT?

409
00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:20,166
- DOESN'T THAT MAKE
THE SECRET HIDEOUT

410
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:21,667
A LITTLE LESS SECRET-Y?

411
00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:23,291
WELL, NO.

412
00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:27,542
IT'S JUST A SECRET
THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT.

413
00:16:27,542 --> 00:16:28,458
[leaves rustling]

414
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:31,458
[dramatic music]

415
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:32,500
WHAT'S WRONG, SPONGEBOB?

416
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,750
JUST AS I THOUGHT.

417
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:35,333
WE'RE BEING FOLLOWED.

418
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:36,417
THAT'S IT.

419
00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:41,125
LOOKS LIKE NO ONE
WAS FOLLOWING US

420
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,458
TO THE HIDEOUT AFTER ALL.

421
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:43,917
FOUND IT!

422
00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:45,250
HEY.

423
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:46,875
WERE YOU FOLLOWING US?

424
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,875
NO, I JUST SAW THE SIGN.

425
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:51,500
[sighs]

426
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:55,375
- SO YOU THOUGHT
YOU COULD HIDE THE TREASURE

427
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:57,709
FROM OLD MAN KRABS, DID YOU?

428
00:16:57,709 --> 00:16:59,291
I'M NOT AWARE OF ANY TREASURE,

429
00:16:59,291 --> 00:17:01,583
BUT I SUPPOSE SINCE
YOU'RE SUCH A NICE BOSS,

430
00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:03,083
YOU CAN HANG OUT AT THE HIDEOUT,

431
00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:04,583
JUST AS LONG AS YOU KEEP IT
A SECRET.

432
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,291
[mimicking SpongeBob]

433
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:07,500
YOU'RE SUCH A NICE--

434
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,875
YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE
THIS MALARKEY?

435
00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:11,792
THE OLD STONEWALL, EH?

436
00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:13,917
WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

437
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,500
WHERE'D YOU TWO BLUNDERERS
FIND THE GOLD COIN?

438
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,542
- IF MY EYES WEREN'T BURNING
LIKE THEY WERE FULL OF LAVA,

439
00:17:19,542 --> 00:17:21,542
I COULD SHOW YOU.

440
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,792
PUSHOVERS.

441
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,125
[laughing]

442
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:28,208
I KNEW I'D FIND IT!

443
00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:30,083
CHECK IT OUT, FELLERS!

444
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:33,375
COLD, HARD DOUBLOONS!

445
00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:36,083
- UH, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE
A CLOSER LOOK AT YOUR COINAGE.

446
00:17:36,834 --> 00:17:38,291
- EH?
WHAT'S THIS?

447
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,542
"TOKEN HAS NO MONETARY VALUE"?

448
00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:41,750
TOKENS?

449
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:43,375
THIS MUST BE A DECOY.

450
00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:50,166
AHOY, MR. KRABS.

451
00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:52,375
MAYBE THEY HID THE LOOT OFF-SHIP
IN THAT SHED.

452
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,583
- HEE-HEE!

453
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:58,542
WHAT THE BARNACLES?

454
00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:01,458
IT'S JUST FULL OF TICKETS.

455
00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:03,917
- WELL, YOU USUALLY DO FIND
TICKETS IN A TICKET BOOTH.

456
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,375
TICKET BOOTH?

457
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:07,500
- AND WHY ARE THERE HEIGHT
RESTRICTIONS ON THE CREW?

458
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,834
"MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE"?

459
00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:12,709
- WELL, MAYBE THEY HAD SOMETHING
AGAINST SHORT PEOPLE.

460
00:18:12,709 --> 00:18:14,250
I LIKE THEIR LITTLE CLOTHES.

461
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:17,917
"CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS."

462
00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:20,375
THERE MUST BE SOME
TREASURE HERE, MR. KRABS.

463
00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:21,917
OUT OF ME WAY, BOY.

464
00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:25,125
I KNEW IT.

465
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:26,750
THE LOST TREASURE
OF THE MAUNA LOA

466
00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:28,417
IS FINALLY MINE.

467
00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:31,333
I CAN PRACTICALLY
TASTE THEM JEWELS.

468
00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:35,542
THAT WAS A LITTLE LIGHTER
THAN I THOUGHT.

469
00:18:35,542 --> 00:18:36,500
HUH?

470
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,125
IT'S EMPTY.

471
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:39,291
NO GOOD!

472
00:18:39,291 --> 00:18:40,291
HA HA!

473
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:41,542
VERY CLEVER, CAP'N.

474
00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:44,125
THROWING KRABS
THE OL' RINGER, EH?

475
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:46,125
HE MUST HAVE A TREASURE MAP
OR SOMETHING.

476
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,458
WHERE YOU KEEPING IT?

477
00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:48,458
IN YOUR POCKET?

478
00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:52,834
PLASTIC?

479
00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:54,083
HANG ON A MINUTE.

480
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:58,083
PLASTIC CAPTAIN,
A TICKET BOOTH, TOKENS.

481
00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,083
THIS AIN'T THE WRECK
OF THE MAUNA LOA.

482
00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:02,959
IT'S THE WRECK OF THE MAUNA LOA
AMUSEMENT PARK RIDE.

483
00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:03,959
[both gasp]

484
00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:06,500
NO WONDER WE WERE SO AMUSED.

485
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:09,083
WELL, I'M NOT.

486
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:10,792
- REMEMBER, YOU'RE ALWAYS
WELCOME BACK

487
00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:12,083
AT THE SECRET HIDEOUT.

488
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:13,792
- THIS PLACE AIN'T GOT
NO TREASURE.

489
00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:15,667
KEEP YOUR WORTHLESS
HUNK OF JUNK.

490
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:17,208
OKAY, BUT WOULD YOU MIND

491
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:19,542
KEEPING THIS WORTHLESS
HUNK OF JUNK A SECRET?

492
00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:20,792
WOULDN'T BE MUCH OF A SECRET

493
00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:22,750
IF WE HAD
A MILLION PEOPLE SHOWING UP.

494
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:25,333
- HO, HO, HO,
DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF.

495
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:27,083
PEOPLE WANT TO SEE
THE REAL THING.

496
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,583
IT'S NOT LIKE A MILLION PEOPLE
JUST SHOW UP

497
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:32,458
TO AN OLD AMUSEMENT PARK RIDE
FOR FUN.

498
00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:33,917
WAIT A MINUTE.

499
00:19:33,917 --> 00:19:35,125
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY DO.

500
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:36,709
HO, HO, HO!

501
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,625
BRACE YOURSELVES, FELLERS.

502
00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:40,291
YOUR HIDEAWAY IS ABOUT TO BECOME

503
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:43,083
THE WORST-KEPT SECRET
IN THE SEA.

504
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:45,250
- WELCOME TO THE WRECK
OF THE MAUNA LOA.

505
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,500
ARR.

506
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,500
HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

507
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,500
I'LL TAKE TEN TOKENS, PLEASE.

508
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:50,500
STEP RIGHT UP.

509
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,875
DON'T BE SHY.

510
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:54,083
EXPERIENCE THE AMUSEMENT
AND TERROR

511
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,583
OF THE WRECK OF THE MAUNA LOA.

512
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:59,667
[crowd hollering]

513
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:07,333
all: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
WHOA! WHOA!

514
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:08,375
THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS,

515
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,834
WE SPARED NO EXPENSE

516
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:13,166
IN RESTORING THIS CLASSIC SHIP
TO ITS FORMER GLORY.

517
00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,000
- SORRY, HONEY,
BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO COME BACK

518
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,041
WHEN YOU'RE A BIG BOY.

519
00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:18,959
OH, I DISAGREE.

520
00:20:18,959 --> 00:20:23,917
I'D SAY THE LITTLE FELLER'S
JUST RIGHT.

521
00:20:23,917 --> 00:20:25,458
[laughs]

522
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,667
[all muttering indistinctly]

523
00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:29,500
IT'S GONE, PATRICK.

524
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:33,375
OUR SECRET PARADISE
IS GONE FOREVER.

525
00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:37,750
- AND, ALAS, EVEN
THE JOYOUS SHRIEKS OF CHILDREN

526
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:40,625
CANNOT LIFT MY SUNKEN HEART.

527
00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:42,375
- HOW ABOUT ANOTHER RIDE
TO CHEER YOU UP?

528
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,458
LET'S DO THIS!

529
00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:46,375
[all cheering]

530
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,000
- WHOO-HOO-HOO!

531
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,792
clang!

532
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,291
[all cheering]

533
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:57,458
[machine powering up]

534
00:20:58,542 --> 00:21:00,792
[crowd screaming]

535
00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:02,792
[laughter]

536
00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:07,500
WHOA!

537
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,583
[laughing]

538
00:21:14,417 --> 00:21:15,500
[all gasp]

539
00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:20,667
[all screaming]

540
00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:24,375
[both laughing]

541
00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:25,375
WHOA!

542
00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:28,083
boom!

543
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:33,375
both: WHOO!

544
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:36,208
WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!

545
00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:37,709
[both laughing]

546
00:21:37,709 --> 00:21:39,500
THAT WAS AWESOME!

547
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:40,542
YEAH!

548
00:21:40,542 --> 00:21:42,166
TOTALLY REALISTIC.

549
00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:43,417
REALISTIC?

550
00:21:43,417 --> 00:21:46,125
THAT REALISM
NEARLY COST US OUR LIVES.

551
00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:48,291
- MR. KRABS PUT
ALL OUR LIVES IN DANGER

552
00:21:48,291 --> 00:21:49,959
WITH THIS CARELESS CONTRAPTION.

553
00:21:49,959 --> 00:21:51,375
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

554
00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:52,875
OUR LITTLE BOY
COULD'VE BEEN HURT

555
00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:54,667
ON YOUR DISASTER OF A RIDE.

556
00:21:54,667 --> 00:21:58,291
- OKAY, PEOPLE, LET'S NOT
DO ANYTHING WE MIGHT REGRET.

557
00:21:58,291 --> 00:22:00,750
TOO LATE FOR THAT, KRABS.

558
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:01,834
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

559
00:22:01,834 --> 00:22:03,750
YOU CAN'T TAKE ME TO THE POKEY.

560
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:06,583
- FOR OPERATING A DANGER
TO PUBLIC SAFETY I CAN,

561
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:08,208
AND I WILL.

562
00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:10,250
HONESTLY, I THINK
YOU'LL BE SAFER IN PRISON.

563
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:18,375
- WELL, BUDDY, I GUESS WE
REALLY LOST OUR SECRET HIDEOUT

564
00:22:18,375 --> 00:22:19,625
THIS TIME.

565
00:22:19,625 --> 00:22:21,709
- AND JUST WHEN EVERYONE
WAS STARTING

566
00:22:21,709 --> 00:22:23,625
TO FIND OUT ABOUT IT, TOO.

567
00:22:23,625 --> 00:22:25,250
OH, WHO KNOWS, PATRICK?

568
00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:28,583
THE NEXT FUN, FUN PLACE MIGHT BE
JUST AROUND THE CORNER, HUH?

569
00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:30,166
WELL, I DOUBT IT.

570
00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:32,375
[both screaming]

571
00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:33,750
slam!

572
00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:37,458
"THE REAL MAUNA LOA"?

573
00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:39,166
OOH.

574
00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:41,709
PATRICK, CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?

575
00:22:41,709 --> 00:22:42,750
NOPE.

576
00:22:46,083 --> 00:22:49,083
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577
00:22:49,083 --> 00:22:52,083
[lilting ukulele music]

578
00:22:52,083 --> 00:23:00,083
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