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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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♪ OHH... ♪

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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

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- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB

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SQUAREPANTS!

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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[rattling]

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[strange lowing sound]

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[dolphin noise]

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[strange lowing sound]

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[dolphin noise]

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CAN YOU TWO BE QUIET?

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[both sucking in air]

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[dolphin noise, strange lowing]

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DIDN'T THINK SO.

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WHAT ARE YOU BARNACLE-HEADS
DOING, ANYWAY?

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- PATRICK AND I ARE PRACTICING
OUR FAVORITE NOISES.

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MINE IS A DOLPHIN, LAUGHING.

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[making dolphin noise]

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AND MY FAVORITE

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IS THE PLAINTIVE SONG
OF THE BLUE WHALE.

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AHEM.

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[strange lowing sound]

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- HUH?
DID YOU HEAR THAT?

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WHAT'S WRONG, FRANK?

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- THAT SONG,
IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE MARTHA.

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- FRANK, HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?

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MARTHA'S NO GOOD FOR YOU.

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SHE'S JUST NO GOOD!

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[thunderous lowing]

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- WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO PRACTICE
SUCH HORRIBLE SOUNDS?

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- IT'S ONE OF THE ACTIVITIES
IN OUR FAVORITE MAGAZINE,

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<i>SIMPLE-TON:</i>

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<i>A TON OF SIMPLE THINGS TO DO.</i>

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- MUST BE VERY
MENTALLY CHALLENGING FOR YOU.

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OH, IT IS.

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- YEAH, IT MADE ME LOOK
MORE SMARTLIKE.

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[farts]

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WHAT DOES THE MAGAZINE SAY
WE SHOULD DO NEXT?

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WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

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I THINK WE'VE DONE EVERYTHING
IN THIS ISSUE.

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OH!
EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE!

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THE BEST FRIEND QUIZ.

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DO YOU REALLY KNOW
YOUR BEST FRIEND?

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OH, THIS SHOULD BE EASY?

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PATRICK AND I KNOW EVERYTHING
ABOUT EACH OTHER.

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WELL, YOU TWO HAVE FUN

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WITH YOUR MUTUAL IGNORAMUS
SOCIETY.

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- BYE!
- BYE, SQUIDWARD.

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MORONS.

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both: BYE AGAIN!

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YOU GO FIRST, PATRICK.

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- OH, NO.
AFTER YOU, OLD BUDDY.

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AU CONTRAIRE.

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AFTER YOU, MON AMI.

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PLEASE, AFTER YOU, PAL.

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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

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AFTER YOU, BESTEST--

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clang!

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JUST PICK ONE!

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AND THERE'S ANOTHER THREE
WHERE THAT CAME FROM!

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I'LL GO FIRST.

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QUESTION ONE:

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WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S
FAVORITE COLOR?

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HMM, I'M THINKING...

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AQUAMARINE.

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I HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE,

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BUT MY FAVORITE COLOR IS...

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IT IS AQUAMARINE.

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SORRY I DOUBTED YOU.

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NO PROBLEM.

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IS YOUR BEST FRIEND
RIGHT- OR LEFT-HANDED?

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THE ANSWER IS...
RIGHT-HANDED.

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HOW DID YOU KNOW?

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SIMPLE, PATRICK.

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IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE
MY BEST FRIEND.

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AWWW.

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- IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S
BELLYBUTTON

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AND INNY OR AN OUTY?

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OH!

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NO PEEKING!

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- HAHA, NO NEED TO PEEK,
PATRICK.

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I CAN DO THIS
WITH MY EYES CLOSED.

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YOU HAVE...

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- OH...
WHAT WILL HIS ANSWER BE?

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THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME.

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AN INNY.

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- WELL, LET'S JUST CHECK
THAT THEORY.

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AN INNY!
[echoing]

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WOW!

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HOW DOES HE DO IT?

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MAGIC.

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OH, MY TURN!

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BUT GIVE ME
SOME HARD QUESTIONS,

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NOT LIKE THOSE SOFTBALLS
YOU ANSWERED.

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OKAY, FIRST QUESTION:

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WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S
FAVORITE COLOR?

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AW, MAN!

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PULLING OUT THE BIG GUNS.

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OH, COLOR...COLOR...

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NO HINTS!

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BLUE!

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NO!

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CLEAR!

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NO!

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OH, THAT'S NOT IT!

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HOLD ON.

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14!

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THE ANSWER IS...

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BEIGE.

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OH, BARNACLES!

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OH, I WAS SO CLOSE.

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QUESTION TWO:

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IS YOUR BEST FRIEND
LEFT-HANDED OR RIGHT-HANDED?

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OH, TRICKY, TRICKY.

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HMM, RIGHT...OR...LEFT.

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RIGHT-HANDED!

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SORRY, PATRICK.

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I'M AMBIDEXTROUS!

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OH, FISH PASTE!

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NEXT QUESTION:

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DOES YOUR BEST FRIEND

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HAVE AN INNY OR AN OUTY
BELLYBUTTON?

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BELLYBUTTON, HUH?

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HMM...

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AN INNY!

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SORRY, PATRICK.

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I HAVE AN OUTY.

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TARTER SAUCE!

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- WELL, I'M SURE YOU'LL GET
THE NEXT ONE RIGHT.

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WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S
FAVORITE FOOD?

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UHHHH.

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- OH! OH!
I REMEMBER!

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HEH, YOUR FAVORITE FOOD
IS A CHUM BURGER!

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EH, NO.

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- I THOUGHT FOR SURE
I HAD THAT ONE.

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OKAY, LET'S TRY AN EASY ONE.

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IS YOUR BEST FRIEND A BOY
OR A GIRL?

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OOH.

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THAT'S A TOUGHY.

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HMM...

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RUGGED BICEPS.

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YET, DELICATE EYELASHES.

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PASS.

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AHEM, LAST QUESTION.

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- OH-HO-HO.
THIS IS FOR THE WIN!

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- WHAT SHAPE
IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?

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- OH!
I GOT THIS ONE!

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UM...UH...

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CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION?

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- WHAT SHAPE
IS YOUR BEST FRIEND

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS?

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- ROUND.
FLAT.

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UH, HEXAGON.

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<i> SQUARE</i> PANTS.

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OH!

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IT'S RIGHT ON THE TIP
OF MY TONGUE.

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FIVE SECONDS.

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- DAH!
UM, UM...

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OH, JEEZ.
TRAPEZOID.

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UH, PENTAGON.
AMORPHOUS.

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- TIME'S UP!
- TRIANGLE!

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- I...
NO.

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IDIOTS WRECKING MY BOAT.

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SO...
WHO WON YOUR STUPID QUIZ?

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IT WAS A TIE.

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WELL, IT WASN'T A TIE,

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BUT WE HAD LOTS OF FUN.

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LET ME SEE THAT.

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[laughing]

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A TRIANGLE?

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HA HA!

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PATRICK DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT YOU.

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AND HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE
YOUR BEST FRIEND?

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I KNOW.

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IT'S LIKE WE'RE NOT FRIENDS
AT ALL.

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- NOW, NOW, PATRICK MAY NOT
HAVE PASSED THE QUIZ,

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BUT LIKE A TRUE BEST FRIEND,

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HE'S ALWAYS RIGHT HERE
FOR ME, RIGHT, PATRICK?

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PATRICK?

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[joyful tinkling music]

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ICE CREAM!

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LOOKS LIKE YOUR BEST FRIEND

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ISN'T A FRIEND AT ALL.

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[laughing]

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HEY, SPONGEBOB!

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I GOT YOU AN ICE CREAM!

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- THANK YOU,
BEST FRIEND PATRICK.

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IT'S YOUR FAVORITE,

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DILL PICKLE SWIRL WITH MUSTARD
AND EXTRA BACON BITS.

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- PATRICK, THIS IS
YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM.

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MY FAVORITE IS PLAIN VANILLA.

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- OH.
OH, RIGHT.

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WELL, MORE ICE CREAM FOR ME.

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OH, OOH,
CAN I BORROW FIVE BUCKS?

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HERE!

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TAKE YOUR DIRTY, ROTTEN MONEY!

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[whimpers]

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I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE!

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[crying]

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EH, WHAT'S WITH HIM?

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- I GUESS HE DIDN'T WANT
ANY ICE CREAM.

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[sobbing]

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[meowing]

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[wailing]

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[meowing]

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IT JUST ISN'T FAIR.

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[groans]

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WHO NEEDS PATRICK, ANYWAYS?

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REST OF MY LIFE,
HERE I COME.

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OH, HEY, THERE, SPONGEBOB!

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- BE STRONG, BE STRONG,
BE STRONG, BE STRONG.

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GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. STAR.

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HMPH.

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SEE YA LATER.

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[wailing]

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OH, SANDY!

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IT WAS AWFUL!

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TRULY AWFUL!

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WE WERE LIKE
COMPLETE STRANGERS.

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- YOU DON'T NEED
TO KNOW EVERYTHING

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ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND.

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THAT'S WHAT KEEPS THE FRIENDSHIP
INTERESTING.

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REALLY?

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MAYBE YOU AND PATRICK

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JUST NEED SOME TIME APART.

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YEAH.

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I'LL HAVE LOTS OF FUN
WITHOUT PATRICK.

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[muffled groaning]

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[wailing]

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WHAT A CRYBABY.

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I DON'T NEED PATRICK.

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I CAN HAVE A GOOD TIME
ALL BY MYSELF.

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OOH!
I COULD GO JELLYFISHING.

249
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PATRICK AND I USED TO GO
JELLYFISHING.

250
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I COULD PLAY LEAP FROG!

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I COULD BLOW BUBBLES!

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UH, MAYBE NOT.

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[sighs]

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[Patrick humming]

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OH, THAT'S PATRICK!

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- ♪ A-DEEDLE-DEE-LEE ♪

257
00:09:33,625 --> 00:09:35,500
♪ DEEDLE-EEDLE-EE ♪

258
00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:36,500
I CAN'T LET HIM SEE ME.

259
00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:38,333
[drill noise]

260
00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:39,583
- ♪ DEEDLE-EEDLE-EE ♪

261
00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:41,375
♪ DEEDLE-EE ♪

262
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,667
- WELL, HE DOESN'T SEEM
TO BE MISSING ME AT ALL.

263
00:09:45,667 --> 00:09:47,083
- ♪ DEEDLE-EE-LEE ♪

264
00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:48,792
♪ DEEEEE ♪

265
00:09:48,792 --> 00:09:51,667
- NICE THAT HE'S GOTTEN OVER
OUR FRIENDSHIP SO QUICKLY.

266
00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:58,166
- ♪ DEEDLE-EEDLE-EE ♪

267
00:09:58,166 --> 00:10:00,000
♪ A-DEEDLE-EEDLE-LEE ♪

268
00:10:02,417 --> 00:10:06,500
- PATRICK WORKS OUT
AT THE GYM?

269
00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:09,792
AND HE'S HANGING OUT
WITH LARRY THE LOBSTER?

270
00:10:09,792 --> 00:10:11,875
MAYBE I DON'T KNOW MUCH
ABOUT PATRICK EITHER.

271
00:10:22,625 --> 00:10:24,291
PATRICK SHOPPING FOR COOKERY?

272
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,792
VERY SUSPICIOUS.

273
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,792
[gasps]
HE'S COMING BACK.

274
00:10:29,417 --> 00:10:32,250
[blender whirring]

275
00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,250
[mucky sound]

276
00:10:38,625 --> 00:10:40,000
[cash register dings]

277
00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:49,583
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, PATRICK.

278
00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:50,917
HI, SPONGEBOB.

279
00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,750
- WE WERE JUST COMING
TO SEE YOU.

280
00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:54,792
OH, I'LL BE YOU WERE...

281
00:10:54,792 --> 00:10:57,917
TO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR NEW
BEST FRIEND LARRY, I SUPPOSE?

282
00:10:57,917 --> 00:11:00,166
- WHOA, SETTLE DOWN,
LITTLE DUDE.

283
00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:03,417
I DON'T TO GET IN THE MIDDLE
OF WHATEVER....THIS IS.

284
00:11:03,417 --> 00:11:05,875
WHILE LARRY IS A GREAT GUY

285
00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:08,750
WITH LOADS OF TALENT
AND GOOD LOOKS...

286
00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:10,333
- I KNOW.
HE IS PRETTY AMAZING.

287
00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:12,500
HE'S NOT MY BEST FRIEND.

288
00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:14,917
HE WAS JUST HELPING ME
BUY A PRESENT?

289
00:11:14,917 --> 00:11:16,625
- WHO FOR?
SANDY?

290
00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:20,500
- NO, FOR MY REAL BEST FRIEND
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

291
00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:23,417
- REALLY?
FOR ME?

292
00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:24,250
WHAT IS IT?

293
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:25,375
OH!

294
00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:27,417
I LOVE IT.

295
00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:30,500
YOU DO KNOW ME, BEST FRIEND.

296
00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,667
I GOT A PAIR FOR ME TOO!

297
00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:36,458
- OH, YOU'RE THE BESTEST
BEST FRIEND, PATRICK!

298
00:11:36,458 --> 00:11:37,625
HOW DO I LOOK?

299
00:11:37,625 --> 00:11:39,083
AH!

300
00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:41,125
HOW SHOULD I KNOW,
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER?

301
00:11:41,125 --> 00:11:42,417
AAHHHH!

302
00:11:42,417 --> 00:11:43,583
AHH!

303
00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:44,750
[sighing] WHY ME?

304
00:11:57,166 --> 00:12:00,542
[bouncy carnival music]

305
00:12:00,542 --> 00:12:02,542
[all shouting]

306
00:12:02,542 --> 00:12:04,083
PEARL, COME ON!

307
00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:07,500
THE LINE FOR TUNNEL OF GLOVE
IS FILLING UP.

308
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:10,458
THIS IS GONNA BE SO TOTALLY,
LIKE, FUN!

309
00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:12,375
HEY, PEARL.

310
00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:13,542
BARNACLES.

311
00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:15,959
SPONGEBOB, WHY ARE YOU
TALKING TO ME?

312
00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:17,875
IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND?

313
00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:21,333
WELL, I AM A BOY.

314
00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:24,333
AND I AM HER FRIEND.

315
00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:27,083
[laughter]

316
00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:31,625
- SPONGEBOB,
STAND HERE FOR A SECOND.

317
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,917
[camera shutter clicks]

318
00:12:33,917 --> 00:12:38,125
- JUST THOUGHT WE SHOULD KEEP
THIS MOMENT FOR POSTERITY.

319
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,875
[both giggling]

320
00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:42,667
both: PEARL'S GOT A BOYFRIEND!

321
00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:44,625
PEARL'S GOT A BOYFRIEND!

322
00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:46,709
- I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND.

323
00:12:46,709 --> 00:12:49,834
- QUIET!
HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND!

324
00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:51,500
WELL, THAT WAS FAST.

325
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,875
DON'T WORRY, BUDDY.

326
00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:55,333
THERE'S PLENTY OF FISH
IN THE STREETCAR.

327
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:57,917
ANYWAY, LET'S GO TO THE RIDE.

328
00:12:57,917 --> 00:12:58,917
BYE, PEARL.

329
00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:00,834
TELL MR. KRABS I SAID, "HI!"

330
00:13:00,834 --> 00:13:03,500
LET'S BOUNCE, PATRICK.

331
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:04,542
PATRICK?

332
00:13:06,834 --> 00:13:09,208
- BUSY.
I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER.

333
00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:11,583
[eating noisily]

334
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,291
- PLEASE REMAIN SEATED
TILL THE BOAT COMES TO--

335
00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:15,375
NEXT.

336
00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:17,250
COME ON, PEARL.

337
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:18,166
SORRY.

338
00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:20,083
ONLY TWO PER CAR.

339
00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:22,208
YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT
FOR THE NEXT CAR.

340
00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:24,792
ANY SINGLE RIDERS,
COME TO THE FRONT.

341
00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:26,375
- OH!
I'M A SINGLE RIDER!

342
00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:28,083
EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME.

343
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:29,750
EXCUSE ME.
PARDON ME.

344
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:33,417
AFTER YOU,
FELLOW SINGLE RIDER PEARL.

345
00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:35,291
UGH.

346
00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:40,917
- PLEASE KEEP YOUR ARMS AND LEGS
INSIDE AT ALL TIMES,

347
00:13:40,917 --> 00:13:44,083
AND DO NOT LEAVE THE BOAT
UNTIL THE RIDE IS OVER.

348
00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:44,917
THANK YOU.

349
00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:46,834
- UM, PEARL?
YOUR ARM.

350
00:13:46,834 --> 00:13:48,375
IT'S OUTSIDE THE BOAT.

351
00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:51,750
- UGH, I WILL PUT MY ARM
IN THE BOAT.

352
00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:53,125
BUT DON'T TOUCH ME.

353
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:54,375
DON'T TALK TO ME.

354
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,166
DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME!

355
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:03,750
[yawns]

356
00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:06,125
BORING!

357
00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:10,208
WILL MY ARROW FIND HER HEART?

358
00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:11,667
[groaning] OHHH.

359
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:14,792
THIS RIDE IS LAME!

360
00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:18,166
HEY, YOU'RE ALLOWED
TO SPEAK NOW.

361
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:19,875
[exhales]

362
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:21,500
I BET MR. KRABS WOULD GET A KICK
OUT OF THIS RIDE.

363
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:22,917
DON'T YOU THINK?

364
00:14:22,917 --> 00:14:24,083
I MEAN, HE'S SO TOUGH
ON THE OUTSIDE,

365
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:25,250
BUT HE'S GOT A SOFT SIDE TOO.

366
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:26,542
YOU KNOW, THIS ONE TIME
I WAS UPSET

367
00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:28,083
BECAUSE MY SNAIL GARY,
HE WAS SICK,

368
00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:29,375
AND HE LET ME LEAVE
FIVE MINUTES EARLY.

369
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:31,333
ISN'T THAT HE SWEETEST THING
YOU'VE EVER HEARD?

370
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:33,875
BLA-BLAH-BLA-BLA-BLAH!
BLA-BLA-BLAH BLA-BLAH!

371
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,959
- AND THEN THERE WAS THAT TIME
THAT MR. KRABS YELLED AT ME

372
00:14:38,959 --> 00:14:40,834
FOR GETTING TO WORK
BEFORE HE DID,

373
00:14:40,834 --> 00:14:42,083
AND HE DIDN'T EVEN DOCK MY PAY.

374
00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:43,291
WHAT A SWEET MAN.

375
00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:44,583
DAH!

376
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:47,333
YOU ARE MAKING THIS RIDE
EVEN MORE BORING,

377
00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:49,083
IF SUCH A THING IS POSSIBLE.

378
00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:50,542
- YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO REMAIN SEATED

379
00:14:50,542 --> 00:14:53,333
UNTIL THE RIDE COMES
TO A COMPLEE-EE-EET!

380
00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:57,750
STOP.

381
00:15:01,917 --> 00:15:03,291
WHAT WAS THAT?

382
00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:04,917
ATTENTION SWEETHEARTS.

383
00:15:04,917 --> 00:15:06,917
WE ARE EXPERIENCING
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.

384
00:15:06,917 --> 00:15:08,458
PLEASE REMAIN SEATED.

385
00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:10,750
- OH, GREAT.
JUST GREAT.

386
00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:13,583
BREAKING NEWS.

387
00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:14,959
THE TUNNEL OF GLOVE

388
00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:17,458
HAS TURNED INTO
A TUNNEL OF TERROR.

389
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,625
JUST HOURS AGO,

390
00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:20,291
THE MECHANISM
THAT CONTROLS THE BOATS

391
00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:21,917
MYSTERIOUSLY STOPPED,

392
00:15:21,917 --> 00:15:24,125
TRAPPING THE DOOMED COUPLE
INSIDE.

393
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:25,750
WE HAVE THE YOUTHS' FRIEND HERE,

394
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,125
WHO ESCAPED THE TUNNEL

395
00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:29,083
BEFORE TRAGEDY BEFELL
THE TWO SWEETHEARTS.

396
00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:30,166
IT'S TRUE!

397
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:32,542
WE BARELY ESCAPED
WITH OUR LIVES!

398
00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:34,125
IT WAS HORRIBLE!

399
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:35,542
[sobbing]

400
00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:37,291
- AND WHAT WAS THE NAME
OF YOUR FRIEND?

401
00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:40,667
- PEARL...
AND HER BOYFRIEND SPONGEBOB.

402
00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:42,166
[muffled giggling]

403
00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:43,458
SO THERE YOU HAVE IT.

404
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:45,166
AS TIME QUICKLY RUNS OUT,

405
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:47,667
STILL NO WORD
FROM THE IMPERILED WHALE GIRL

406
00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:49,375
AND SPONGEBOB.

407
00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:51,083
OH, NO!

408
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:54,083
I'M OUT OF CORAL ON A STICK!

409
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,458
TIME TO CHOMP THROUGH
THE FRIED BARNACLES.

410
00:15:56,458 --> 00:15:58,792
- AT THIS TIME,
SURVIVAL LOOKS BLEAK

411
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,667
FOR THE LITTLE YELLOW SPONGE.

412
00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:01,750
NO!

413
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:04,458
THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE!

414
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:06,083
I DON'T HAVE A DRINK!

415
00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:07,125
- HEY!
DOOFUS!

416
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,583
HUH?

417
00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:10,625
- YOUR BEST BUDDY IS TRAPPED
IN THE TUNNEL OF GLOVE

418
00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:12,625
AND HE MAY NEVER ESCAPE.

419
00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:14,375
YOU MEAN SPONGEBOB?

420
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,083
I'M COMING, SPONGEBOB!

421
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:20,959
- HOLD IT.
NO ONE BEYOND THIS POINT.

422
00:16:20,959 --> 00:16:23,125
- MY BEST BUDDY
IS TRAPPED IN THERE.

423
00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:24,625
YOU GOT TO LET ME THROUGH.

424
00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:26,208
NO CAN DO, BIG GUY.

425
00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:27,458
TOO DANGEROUS.

426
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:29,083
FINE.

427
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:34,083
WELL, MR. POLICE GUY WON'T LET
ME IN THE FRONT, HUH?

428
00:16:34,083 --> 00:16:36,875
WELL, I'LL JUST HAVE
TO FIND MY OWN WAY IN.

429
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:40,709
LET'S SEE.

430
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,125
WHERE COULD SPONGEBOB BE?

431
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:43,166
AHA!

432
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:45,625
"CONGRATULATIONS.

433
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:49,458
"YOU HAVE FOU...FOUND...

434
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:50,291
YOUR FRIEND"!

435
00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:51,709
OH!

436
00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:53,375
SPONGEBOB IS RIGHT BEHIND
THIS DOOR!

437
00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:55,542
I'M COMING TO GET YOU, BUDDY!

438
00:16:55,542 --> 00:16:56,792
UGH!

439
00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:58,583
SPONGEBOB?
WHERE--

440
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:01,291
WELL, THERE YOU ARE.

441
00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:02,500
HANG IN THERE.

442
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,875
I'LL FREE YOU
FROM YOUR SHACKLES.

443
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:07,625
YOU'RE OKAY NOW, BUDDY.

444
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:09,166
GO TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE.

445
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:11,959
[zapping, explosion]

446
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:14,583
- BAH!
- AH!

447
00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:16,750
[Spongebob screaming]

448
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,083
DON'T WORRY, LITTLE GIRL.

449
00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:20,083
WE'RE WORKING
AS FAST AS WE CAN.

450
00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:21,583
THAT WASN'T ME.

451
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,375
THAT WAS SPONGEBOB.

452
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,417
THANK YOU, LITTLE BOY.

453
00:17:25,417 --> 00:17:26,583
[growling]

454
00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:27,583
DON'T FRET, PEARL.

455
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:28,792
IT'S JUST THE DARK.

456
00:17:28,792 --> 00:17:30,375
NOTHING SCARY ABOUT THE DARK.

457
00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,792
IT'S WHAT'S IN THE DARK
YOU GOT TO WATCH OUT FOR.

458
00:17:32,792 --> 00:17:34,834
MONSTERS, CREEPS, GHOULS,

459
00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:35,834
<i>CLOWNS,</i>

460
00:17:35,834 --> 00:17:37,083
WITCHES, WEREWOLVES,

461
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:38,083
<i>CLOWNS,</i>

462
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:39,750
CRAWLY THINGS, CRAWLY CLOWNS.

463
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:40,750
THOSE ARE THE WORST!

464
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:42,625
THE CRAWLY CLOWNS!

465
00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:44,375
WELL, WHATEVER, SPONGEBOB.

466
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:46,208
I'M GONNA FIND MY WAY OUT.

467
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,959
PEARL, I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

468
00:17:47,959 --> 00:17:50,166
YOU'RE NOT KEEPING YOUR ARMS
AND LEGS INSIDE THE BOAT!

469
00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:51,250
PEARL, WAIT.

470
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,834
I SHOULD PROBABLY ACCOMPANY YOU,

471
00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:54,125
YOU KNOW, IN CASE...

472
00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:56,166
THERE'S ANYTHING IN THE
DARKNESS, LURKING.

473
00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:57,125
FINE.

474
00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:58,667
AFTER YOU.

475
00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:01,959
- OKAY, I'LL JUST
FEARLESSLY LEAD THE WAY.

476
00:18:01,959 --> 00:18:03,250
AHHH!

477
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,166
SNAKES!

478
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,458
THOSE ARE STREAMERS, FOOL!

479
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:08,166
- BAH!
AH.

480
00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:09,959
MAYBE I'LL JUST STAY UP HERE,

481
00:18:09,959 --> 00:18:11,709
KEEP AN EYE OUT
FOR ANY OTHER CREEPIES.

482
00:18:11,709 --> 00:18:14,125
OH, GROW UP, SPONGEBOB.

483
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,875
THERE AREN'T ANY CREEPIES.

484
00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:17,709
THERE AREN'T ANY CRAWLIES.

485
00:18:17,709 --> 00:18:19,333
THERE AREN'T ANY SNAKES.

486
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:22,667
SO STOP WHINING SO WE CAN LOOK
FOR A WAY OUT OF HERE!

487
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,375
- OKAY, PEARL,
YOU'VE MADE YOU POINT.

488
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:27,583
I'LL STOP TALKING ABOUT OGRES
AND VAMPIRE BAT FISH...

489
00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:28,959
AND SHARKS AND...

490
00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:30,375
SPONGEBOB!

491
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,625
- AND I WON'T TALK ABOUT...
ZOMBIES!

492
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:34,375
OHH!
AYEGH!

493
00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:35,625
SPONGEBOB!

494
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:37,959
OR GHOSTLY PIRATES!

495
00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:40,083
OR LABORATORY CREATURES.

496
00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:42,083
SPONGEBOB!

497
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:43,750
- OR GREEN BEINGS
FROM ANOTHER PLANET.

498
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:46,542
- OKAY, SPONGEBOB!
OKAY!

499
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:47,750
OR BUS DRIVERS.

500
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:49,291
- AGH!
THAT'S ENOUGH!

501
00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:50,333
[weeping]

502
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,917
- SHH!
DID YOU HEAR THAT?

503
00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:54,917
NOW I'M SCARED, SPONGEBOB.

504
00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:56,917
- IT SOUNDED LIKE
A CRAWLY WERECLOWN.

505
00:18:56,917 --> 00:18:58,250
BUT THERE'S NO SUCH THING!

506
00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,333
OH, HE'S HERE.

507
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:02,333
OOH!

508
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,083
both: AHH!

509
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:11,166
- HA HA.
NEEGH.

510
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,250
NOT ANOTHER SKUNK.

511
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,458
UGH!

512
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:19,083
HOW DID YOU BEAT ME AGAIN?

513
00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:23,542
HEY, YOU, YOU FIND IT FUNNY
TO LOCK UP MY FRIEND?

514
00:19:23,542 --> 00:19:25,834
HEY, I AM TALKING TOWARDS YOU!

515
00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:28,250
- DID YOU SEE THE DIMWIT
WHO RIPPED THIS APART?

516
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:32,375
- I UNFORTUNATELY HAVE NO IDEA
WHO THAT DULLARD IS.

517
00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:35,458
I DO KNOW
THAT YOU KIDNAPPED SPONGEBOB.

518
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:36,959
- YEAH, I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT YOUR FRIEND.

519
00:19:36,959 --> 00:19:38,750
I'M JUST THE ELECTRICIAN.

520
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:39,917
WHOA.

521
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,208
I SEE YOU<i> ARE</i> A MAGICIAN.

522
00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:45,500
BUT THAT VOODOO
DOES NOT ERASE WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

523
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:46,625
YOU NEED TO RELAX.

524
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:47,959
HAVE A SEAT AND COOL OFF.

525
00:19:47,959 --> 00:19:50,083
- JEEZ, SOME PEOPLE
ARE SO PUSHY.

526
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:53,125
- JUST DON'T SIT ON...
THE LEVER!

527
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,542
[zapping]

528
00:19:54,542 --> 00:19:55,583
NOW THE RIDE IS STUCK

529
00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:57,750
IN DANGEROUS
SUPER FAST MODE.

530
00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:59,875
YOU TOLD ME TO SIT ON IT.

531
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:01,625
AH.

532
00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:03,083
[both screaming]

533
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:05,000
- WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
- I DON'T KNOW.

534
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,250
HOLD ME, SPONGEBOB!

535
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,291
[both screaming]

536
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,625
HUH?

537
00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:12,875
[laughter]

538
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:15,750
HEY!
THE HALL OF GREAT ROMANCE.

539
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:18,208
- OKAY, OKAY,
I THINK I HEARD YOU.

540
00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:20,417
I WILL NOT SIT
ON ANYTHING ELSE.

541
00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:23,250
I'LL JUST GINGERLY LEAN
ON THIS WALL.

542
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:24,250
[loud buzzing]

543
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:26,375
HUH?

544
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:29,500
NOOOOOO!

545
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,917
WOW, HOW ROMANTICAL.

546
00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:35,709
- P'SHH!
I IMAGINED IT BIGGER.

547
00:20:35,709 --> 00:20:38,041
[explosion]

548
00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:39,166
LOOK, PEARL!

549
00:20:39,166 --> 00:20:41,417
A SWEET, ADORABLE CHERUB.

550
00:20:41,417 --> 00:20:42,458
[explosion]

551
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:45,959
[ominous music]

552
00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:48,750
PEARL, I DON'T THINK THIS IS
THE TUNNEL OF GLOVE.

553
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:51,583
IT'S THE TUNNEL OF EVIL!

554
00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:56,500
[creepy growling]

555
00:20:56,500 --> 00:21:00,083
[creepy groaning]

556
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:02,083
JEEZ, PEARL.

557
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:05,959
GOSH, STUPID KID.

558
00:21:05,959 --> 00:21:08,083
[toilet flushing]

559
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:09,458
- HEY-YA!

560
00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:10,750
NICE FACILITIES.

561
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:12,291
GREAT WATER PRESSURE.

562
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:17,583
NEPTUNE'S MOTHER!

563
00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:19,375
[both whimpering]

564
00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:20,542
WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

565
00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:24,917
[both screaming]

566
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,417
[robots groaning]

567
00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:30,542
[both screaming]

568
00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:31,542
RARGH!

569
00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:34,583
[both screaming]

570
00:21:41,917 --> 00:21:43,625
[robots growling]

571
00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:46,166
SHE'S GONNA BLOW!

572
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:48,083
NOOO!

573
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:49,542
[screaming]

574
00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:01,333
HA...

575
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:03,792
I GUESS THAT TURNED OUT TO BE...

576
00:22:03,792 --> 00:22:04,959
KIND OF FUN.

577
00:22:04,959 --> 00:22:06,458
HEHE, YEAH.

578
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,458
[girls giggling]

579
00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:11,250
SPONGEBOB<i> IS</i> YOUR BOYFRIEND.

580
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:12,375
EW!

581
00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:14,917
HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?

582
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:15,917
EWWW!

583
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,083
GROSS.

584
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:18,792
OH, DON'T DENY IT.

585
00:22:18,792 --> 00:22:20,375
YOU WERE TOTALLY HUGGING HIM.

586
00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:22,458
AND EVERYONE KNOWS
THAT TOTALLY MEANS

587
00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:24,583
HE'S TOTALLY YOUR BOYFRIEND!

588
00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:25,709
[clown horn honking]

589
00:22:25,709 --> 00:22:28,083
[laughing crazily]

590
00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:30,166
HOWDY, KIDS!

591
00:22:30,166 --> 00:22:33,333
- AH!
CRAWLY CLOWN!

592
00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:34,792
[all screaming]

593
00:22:34,792 --> 00:22:35,750
[camera shutter clicks]

594
00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:36,750
[laughing]

595
00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:38,458
YOU UNDERSTAND, GIRLS.

596
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,333
FOR POSTERITY.

597
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:45,625
YOU GONNA FINISH THAT?

598
00:22:49,208 --> 00:22:52,166
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599
00:22:52,166 --> 00:22:55,125
[lilting ukulele music]

600
00:22:55,125 --> 00:23:03,083
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