- ARE YA READY, KIDS?
all: AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
all: AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!
♪ OOH... ♪
♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪
all: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪
all: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
all: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
all: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪ - ♪ READY? ♪
all: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
- ♪ SPONGEBO-O-O-OB ♪
♪ SQUAREPA-A-A-ANTS! ♪
[laughs]
[piccolo tweets]
[wave sounds and seagulls]
[banjo music]
♪ ♪
[bubbles]
[accordion music]
- PLEASE BE MONEY. PLEASE BE MONEY.
OH! THAT'S NOT MONEY.
IT'S FROM SPONGEBOB.
"DEAR MR. KRABS,
PLEASE COME TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT.
I'M HAVING A FREE MONEY PARTY."
FREE MONEY PARTY!
THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
- "DEAR SQUIDWARD, COME TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT.
I'M HAVING A LATTE SIPPING CONTEST."
THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
- "PLEASE COME BY MY HOUSE TONIGHT.
I'M HAVING A SCIENCE FAIR."
OH, SPONGEBOB, THIS SOUNDS PLUM TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
- "I'M HAVING A WEIGHT-LIFTING COMPETITION."
THAT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
- [gasps] A QUIET EVENING,
STUDYING THE RULES OF THE ROAD.
[laughs]
AHEM. THAT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
- "A MEETING OF THE MINDS TO DISCUSS
THE ULTIMATE DOWNFALL OF THE KRUSTY KRAB."
THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
WELCOME, FRIENDS.
PLEASE COME IN.
I'M SO GLAD YOU ALL COULD MAKE IT.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A MAGICAL EVENING,
FILLED WITH...MAGIC.
- UH, SPONGEBOB?
- YES, MR. KRABS.
- CAN WE SKIP THE MAGIC,
AND GET RIGHT TO THE FREE MONEY?
- HOW ABOUT THE LATTE SIPPING?
- AND WHAT ABOUT THE PUMPING OF THE IRON?
- AND DIABOLICAL CONSPIRACIES?
- AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE SCIENCE FAIR.
- THE REAL REASON I CALLED YOU HERE
WAS TO WATCH THIS SLIDESHOW OF PHOTOS
FROM MY FAMILY VACATION!
all: I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
[laughing]
HEY, SORRY I'M LATE, SPONGEBOB!
I HAD TO FIND MY MOVIE-WATCHING HAT.
- THAT DOES IT, I'M GONE.
- all: YEAH. ME, TOO. - OW! OW! OW!
WAIT! WAIT!
YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE FIRST SLIDE.
- LOOKS MORE LIKE A SLIP THAN A SLIDE.
HA. HA.
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.
- WAIT! COME BACK!
SEE? IT'S PATRICK.
- H-H-HEY! IT'S ME!
- WHY IS IT ALL ORANGE AND BLURRY?
WHERE?
- SEE? RIGHT THERE, UM, THE ENTIRE THING.
- O-OH.
THAT'S BECAUSE PATRICK KEPT SPRAYING THE CAMERA
WITH CHEESE FIZZ.
PATRICK, YOU'RE SPRAYING THE CAMERA WITH CHEESE FIZZ.
THE PICTURES WILL COME OUT ALL ORANGE AND BLURRY.
- I CAN'T HELP IT, SPONGEBOB,
I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT GOING ON A FAMILY VACATION
WITH YOU AND YOUR PARENTS, THAT MY AIM IS OFF.
SEE?
THERE WE GO.
- I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE I'VE BEEN WAITING
MY ENTIRE LIFE TO GO ON THIS TRIP!
- REALLY? WHY IS THAT?
- PROBABLY BECAUSE I HAVE.
- HAVE WHAT? - BEEN WAITING.
- WAIT, WH-- YOU MEAN, SO...WHAT?
[car horn beeps]
- AH! PATRICK! THEY'RE HERE!
- GOOD MORNING, SON. READY TO HEAD OUT?
YOU BET!
- SPONGEBOB, DON'T LEAVE YOUR LUGGAGE BEHIND.
- OH, THAT'S NOT LUGGAGE. IT'S PATRICK.
HE'S COMING WITH US, REMEMBER?
- WELL, SHAKE A LEG, BOYS,
THE GREAT BARRIER REEF ISN'T GONNA VISIT ITSELF.
- YOUR FATHER'S RIGHT, SON.
- THEY KNOW I'M RIGHT.
- YOU BROUGHT HOMEWORK?
- NO, PATRICK.
IT'S A BROCHURE, DETAILING ALL THE FUN
TO BE HAD AT OUR FINAL DESTINATION,
THE GREAT BARRIER REEF.
SEE? THERE'S A HUGE ASSORTMENT
OF SLIDES, AND TRAMPOLINES,
AND FORTS.
- AND ROPES TO SWING ON.
AND FORTS.
AND A WATER PARK!
OH, NO. THAT'S JUST WHERE YOU DROOLED ON IT.
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THERE!
- HOW ABOUT YOU? - NO, I CAN'T.
- YEAH. - NO, I MEAN I REALLY CAN'T.
I'VE BEEN IN THIS CONFINED SPACE TOO LONG ALREADY! HELP!
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
- ALL RIGHT, BOYS, ALL RIGHT.
LET'S TURN DOWN THE VOLUME BACK THERE.
- I HAVE AN IDEA.
WHY DON'T WE PLAY A ROAD GAME, TO PASS THE TIME?
YEAH!
- ANYBODY KNOW ANY?
- OH! OH! OH! OH! HIDE AND SEEK!
- HEY, WHY DOES HE GET TO GO FIRST?
- ♪ AND SHE THREW IT ALL AWAY-- ♪
- OKAY, FIND ME! - GAH! EGAD.
[clang] [horn]
[squeek] [splat]
- HEY! [boink]
[honk] [splurt]
[splonk]
[mall music]
♪ ♪
[rockabilly music]
♪ ♪
- [male announcer] THERE'S THE GREEN FLAG.
AND THE RACE IS UNDERWAY.
[crunch] [wham]
[clang] [ding]
[smoosh] [gong]
[whang] [splorch]
[gurch] [blong]
[cymbal crash] [floob]
[grunch] [whizz]
AND WE HAVE A NEW WINNER!
all: YEAH! [whistles]
MOO.
MOO! [car horn]
[bonk] [slide whistle]
[urgent string music]
♪ ♪
[wham] [slap]
[whack] [crack]
- MM-MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST SING THE ROAD SONG.
♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ♪
- ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD ♪ - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ♪
- ♪ I SEE STUFF GOING BY ♪ - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ♪
- ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD ♪
- [splat] - ♪ I GOT A BUG IN MY EYE ♪
- ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ♪ - ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD ♪
- ♪ LOOKS LIKE CLEAR SKIES AHEAD ♪ - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ♪
- ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD ♪ - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ♪
- ♪ PLEASE STOP TOUCHING MY HEAD ♪ - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ♪
- [faster] - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ♪
all: ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ROAD SONG ♪
[clap clap]
- ♪ I WANT TO SING IT ALL DAY LONG ♪
all: ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ROAD SONG ♪
[clap clap]
- all: ♪ LET'S ALL SING... ♪ - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ♪
- all: ♪ ALONG ♪ - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. RO-O-AD ♪
[crash]
- UM, ANYBODY KNOW ANY OTHER GOOD ROAD TUNES?
[Hawaiian music]
♪ ♪
[grunting]
OOF. URG. OH.
- HOW MUCH FARTHER TO THE NEAREST SERVICE STATION?
- UH, PROBABLY PRETTY FAR, SON.
[honk]
- OH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
[banjo music]
♪ ♪
- SO, UH, HOW'S IT LOOKING?
- WELL, GOT A CRACKED TIMING CASE COVER,
IT'S BROKEN A COUPLE OF TEETH OFF THE TIMING GEAR,
THE RADIATOR'S DAMAGED AT THE CORE,
YOU GOT A CRACKED WATER PUMP,
AND A FRACTURED INJECTOR LINE.
- AND WHAT DOES ALL THAT MEAN?
- WELL, LITTLE MISSY, IN TECHNICAL TERMS,
[sniff]
IF SHE SHE DON'T WANT TO RUN, SHE DON'T WANT TO RUN,
- UH-HUH. AHEM.
OH, SO WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT, TIME-WISE?
- WELL, NOW THAT DEPENDS.
HOW MUCH TIME YOU GOT?
[wheezy laugh]
[laughing]
HOW MUCH T-- UH...
NOT FUNNY.
- HEY! AT LEAST THEY HAVE A COZY-LOOKING WAITING ROOM.
HEY, COME ON.
MAN, AM I BORED.
- I AM BEYOND BORED.
I'M... BEE-ORED.
- OH, BOYS! IS THAT A PLAYGROUND NEXT DOOR I SEE?
both: PLAYGROUND!
both: HMM.
- NOT THE MOST COLORFUL PLAYGROUND I'VE SEEN.
- MM-MMM.
THIS LOOKS MORE LIKE A GRAY-GROUND.
- WELL, I'LL JUST LEAVE YOU TWO HERE TO AMUSE YOURSELVES,
AND COME BACK FOR YOU WHEN THE BOAT'S FIXED.
- UM, ACTUALLY THIS PLACE SEEMS A LITTLE BIT--
HAVE FUN!
- WELL, THIS IS A NASTY TURN OF EVENTS.
- YOU'RE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR, PATRICK.
- I KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN, TOO.
- YOU DID? HOW?
- 'CAUSE IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME I KEEP MY CHEESE FIZZ
IN MY BACK POCKET.
[splurch]
DARN! IT'S ALMOST EMPTY.
- WELL, I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT.
♪ AH LA LA LA ♪ THIS IS FUN.
HEY, PATRICK, YOU GOTTA TRY THIS--
[garble]
- [splurch] - HUH?
SPONGEBOB, WERE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
I COULDA SWORN SPONGEBOB WAS CALLIN' ME FROM THIS DIRECTION.
SPONGEBOB, WHERE ARE YOU?
- HEY, PATRICK.
HUH.
SPONGEBOB?
AW, COME ON, WHERE ARE YOU HIDING? THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
- HUH. - PATRICK, I'M RIGHT HERE.
- OH, HEY, SPONGEBOB. HOW'D YOU GET THERE?
- WELL, I WAS ON THIS SEESAW-- - SLIDE!
HA! [laughs excitedly]
[strains]
- [smack] - OOF!
- PATRICK, DO YOU NEED HELP?
HUH?
OH, WITH THIS SLIDE STUCK TO MY BOTTOM?
NAR, HUH. I WANT IT THERE.
I HATE YOU, SLIDE!
[strains]
OOF!
OH, SORRY, SPONGEBOB.
- HEY, LOOK, A SWING SET!
CAN'T GO WRONG WITH THIS
ALL-TIME PLAYGROUND FAVORITE.
WHEE.
HEY, THIS IS ALMOST
LIKE BEING AT THE GREAT BARRIER REEF, HUH?
TRY IT, PATRICK.
OKAY.
IT'S NOT WORKING.
- NO, GO BACK AND FORTH, LIKE THIS. UH, UH, UH, UH.
THERE YOU GO,
NOW YOU'RE GETTIN' INTO THE... SWING OF THINGS.
- ♪ BA LA LA LA LA ♪ - [laughs excitedly]
HEY! WATCH ME...
GO!
OH! OH-WHOA!
PATRICK?
GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
WHOA!
- PATRICK! I'M COMING!
YOW!
AAH!
- YOW! OW! OW!
- WAH! AI-AH! WAH!
[screaming]
- [screaming] YOW! OW! OW!
- [screaming] WAH! AH! AH!
AH! OH.
PATRICK?
- [gurgling] SPONGEBOB.
- PATRICK! ARE YOU OKAY?
- NO. I'M NOT OKAY. - YOU'RE NOT?
- NO. I'M GREAT!
THAT WAS AWEOME!
HUH, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!
- YEAH! PATRICK, WAIT.
SOMETHING TELLS ME, THAT IS A ONE-WAY DRAIN.
UH, HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN WALKING HERE, PATRICK?
- WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON WHO YOU ASK.
WHY?
- WELL, 'CAUSE IF YOU ASK SOMEONE WITH A WATCH,
THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO TELL YOU.
[rumble]
- ARE YOU GETTIN' HUNGRY?
- YEAH! HOW'D YOU KNOW?
- OH, I COULD HEAR YOUR STOMACH GROWLING.
I THOUGHT FOR A SECOND,
IT MIGHT BE SOME KIND OF SCALY MONSTER
COMING TO EAT US.
[hearty laughter]
THAT'S FUNNY.
COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MY STOMACH GROWLING, THOUGH.
- IT COULDN'T? - NOPE!
I HAD ITS VOCAL CHORDS REMOVED BEFORE THE TRIP.
- WELL, I COULD HAVE SWORN THAT I HEARD--
[growling rumble]
SPONGEBOB! I HEARD IT, I HEARD GROWLING!
- NO, THAT TIME IT WAS MY STOMACH.
THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING AROUND HERE TO EAT.
MMM!
[chomp] [munch]
PATRICK, I FOUND SOME BERRIES WE CAN--
OOF!
NOT...EAT!
- [chomp] [munch]
[munch munch munch]
THANKS FOR THE WARNING.
- PATRICK, WHERE DID YOU GET--
[thunderous pop]
- [cork pop] - THE CUPCAKE?
- FROM THE VENDING MACHINE.
[magical guitar chord]
- O-OH.
[mighty grumble]
- WAS IT YOUR STOMACH THAT TIME, TOO?
NOPE.
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
ROAR!
[wiggle]
IT'S COMING CLOSER!
[screech]
[wobble wobble]
OH, NO! IT'S A SHEER DROP-OFF!
NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
DON'T ASK ME.
I DON'T REMEMBER
"BEING EATEN ALIVE" ON THIS TRIP'S ITINERARY.
- I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE DIGESTED!
[sobbing]
- WAIT, SPONGEBOB.
I KNOW HOW TO GET US OUT OF THIS.
YOU DO?
- I SAW SOMETHING JUST LIKE THIS IN A MOVIE ONCE.
NOW, WATCH CLOSELY,
AND DO EXACTLY WHAT I DO.
ROGER.
- OKAY, NOW WHAT?
- UH, I'M NOT SURE.
I FELL ASLEEP IN THE SECOND HALF OF THE MOVIE.
[screaming]
- WELL, I HOPE THAT MONSTER'S CARRYING SOME SYRUP.
- YEAH, 'CAUSE IF HE EATS US, HE'S HAVING PANCAKES FOR LUNCH.
[sproing] both: WHOA!
[relieved laughter]
- PATRICK, WE DID IT!
- WE'RE NOT GONNA BE EATEN!
- HOORAY, FOR NOT BEING EATEN!
HOORAY!
♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA BE EATEN, WE'RE NOT GONNA BE EATEN ♪
- HEY, SPONGEBOB? - YEAH, PATRICK.
- ALL THIS NOT-BEING-EATEN IS MAKING ME HUNGRY.
- OH, HO, DON'T WORRY.
WHEN WE GET TO THE GREAT BARRIER REEF,
WE'LL EAT LIKE KINGS.
ALL RIGHT!
NOW, PUT HER THERE, PATRICK.
PUT HER THERE!
[squish]
- EW, PATRICK,
HAVE YOU BEEN USING A DIFFERENT MOISTURIZER?
YOUR HANDS FEEL KIND OF--
[horrified garble]
- OH, NO, IT'S--
IT'S JUST THE SAME OLD MOISTURIZER I ALWAYS USE.
[sputtering babble]
- AW, COME ON, SPONGEBOB,
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING HERE.
[confused blather]
LET ME GUESS,
IT'S TIME TO START SCREAMING AGAIN?
ONE SECOND.
OKAY, NOW.
[screaming]
[falling screaming]
- SPONGEBOB, AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO STAY AND HANG AROUND,
I'M NOT SURE THAT NOW'S THE BEST TIME.
- I KNOW, PATRICK,
BUT RIGHT NOW, IT SEEMS TO BE--
[excited babble] [gasping]
OUR BEST POSSIBLE COURSE OF ACTION.
- WELL, I PROBABLY
WOULD REALLY BE ENJOYING THE VIEW
IF I STILL HAD SOME BLOOD FLOWING TO MY ARMS. OW.
- DON'T WORRY, PATRICK, YOUR BLOOD-FLOW IS NOT THE ONLY THING
THAT'S WEARING THIN.
[snap]
[screaming]
- GRAB IT, PATRICK!
- G-GRABBING!
[nauseous wailing]
- OKAY, SPONGEBOB, YOUR TURN!
- [snoring] - SPONGEBOB!
- HUH? OH, I GOT IT.
[head scratching]
- PHEW! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE, HUH, PATRICK?
YEAH.
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING WORKED OUT JUST--
VINE. HA.
[ringing]
- PATRICK. PATRICK?
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
- IT SOUNDED LIKE IT CAME FROM THE OTHER SIDE
OF THIS BIG ROCK.
THIS ISN'T A BIG ROCK.
- IT'S A BIG WALL. - DO YOU SUPPOSE IT BELONGS TO THAT GIFT SHOP RIGHT THERE?
- WHAT WOULD A GIFT SHOP BE DOING,
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?
- I-- UH, SELLING GIFTS?
- [ringing] - WOW, PATRICK,
LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF!
YOU GONNA BUY SOMETHING?
- NAH, I'M NOT IN THE MARKET FOR ANY SOUVENIRS.
- [chuckling] OH-HO, YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY SOUVEN--
[gasps]
OH, NO. I JUST REALIZED WHAT THIS PLACE IS!
YOU HAVE?
- PATRICK, WE HAVE WALKED STRAIGHT INTO A--
[whispering] TOURIST TRAP.
- A TRAP! - SHH.
- [whispering] A TRAP.
- COME ON. LET'S ESCAPE,
BEFORE WE SPEND ALL OUR MONEY ON USELESS TRINKETS.
PATRICK, WAIT.
I SAW A VERY NICE DRIFTWOOD SCULPTURE OVER THERE,
THAT WOULD WORK GREAT AS A MANTLEPIECE.
- SPONGEBOB, NO!
[sobs]
SPONGEBOB!
- PATRICK, THAT TOURIST TRAP TOOK ME FOR EVERYTHING I HAD.
NOW WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, WE'RE STILL LOST,
AND WE'RE GONNA BE IN BIG TROUBLE.
OH! THIS VACATION IS A DISASTER!
[weeps]
- SPONGEBOB, I-- - [wails]
[blubbering nonsense]
- I DON'T THINK THIS VACATION'S BEEN A DISASTER.
[gurgles]
YOU DON'T?
- NO, OF COURSE NOT. SEE!
WE DID EVERYTHING WE DREAMT OF DOING
AT THE GREAT BARRIER REEF.
- PATRICK, YOU'RE RIGHT!
WE WENT DOWN A SEWAGE PIPE...
LIKE A SLIDE...
- BOUNCED OFF A HUGE ANEMONE...
- LIKE A TRAMPOLINE...
HID IN A NEST.
LIKE A FORT...
- AND SWUNG ON SOME VINES, WHICH ARE A LOT LIKE ROPES.
THIS VACATION HAS IT ALL!
- ALL EXCEPT FOR ONE THING.
WHAT'S THAT?
A WAY OUTTA HERE.
- MY POOR PARENTS MUST BE WORRIED SICK.
- I SUGGEST WE TAKE A NAP HERE UNTIL THEY COME AND FIND US.
THAT WAY, WE'LL BE WELL-RESTED FOR THE RIDE HOME.
- I SUGGEST WE START WALKING.
- I WAS AFRAID HE WAS GONNA SUGGEST THAT.
- [exhausted] ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD ♪
- [exhausted] ♪ I SEE STUFF GOING BY ♪
- ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD ♪
- ♪ GOT A BUG IN MY EYE ♪
- ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD ♪
- ♪ LOOKS LIKE CLEAR SKIES AHEAD ♪
- ♪ WHEN I'M-- [coughs]
♪ ON THE ROAD ♪
- ♪ PLEASE STOP TOUCHING MY HEAD ♪
- ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ROAD SONG ♪
[slow clapping]
♪ I WANT TO SING IT ALL DAY LONG ♪
♪ LET'S ALL SING THE-- ♪ [coughs]
[sighs]
- SPONGEBOB, MAYBE WE OUGHTTA TAKE A BREAK
FROM THE SINGING FOR A WHILE.
- GOOD IDEA, PATRICK.
I'LL JUST PLAY THE ROAD SONG ON THIS WHISTLE,
THAT I GOT FROM THE SOUVENIR SHOP.
[whistles]
♪ ♪
- OH, HEY, SON. WE'RE READY TO GO.
♪ ♪
- WOW, SPONGEBOB,
YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD WITH THAT THING.
- OH, THANKS, PATRICK, GLAD YOU THINK SO.
WELL,
APPARENTLY, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHO ELSE THINKS--
OH, NO, NOT AGAIN.
- THE WHISTLE SEEMS TO HAVE SOOTHED IT.
- I THINK IT'S OFFERING US A RIDE.
♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪
- ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD ♪ - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪
- ♪ ALL I SEE IS SKY ♪ - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪
- ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD ♪ - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪
- ♪ ON A GIANT FRUIT FLY ♪ - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪
- ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD ♪ - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪
both: ♪ HE USED TO FILL US WITH DREAD ♪
[screaming]
- ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD ♪ - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪
- ♪ I'M AS SNUG AS A BABY BUG IN BED ♪
- ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪
- ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ABOVE-THE-ROAD SONG ♪
- ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪
- ♪ I WANT TO SING IT ALL DAY LONG ♪
- ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪
- ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ABOVE-THE-ROAD SONG ♪
- ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪
♪ LET'S ALL SING ♪
- ♪ ALONG ♪ - ♪ ROAD, ROAD ♪
♪ ♪
DUH.
- THANKS, AGAIN!
PATRICK, I THINK THAT IS THE FRIENDLIEST,
TERRIFYINGLY, GIGANTIC INSECT
I HAVE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF BEING CARRIED OFF BY.
- ME, TOO. [honk honk]
- SPONGEBOB? OH! THERE YOU ARE.
- OKAY, HOP IN, BOYS,
THE BOAT-MOBILE'S AS GOOD AS NEW,
AND WE'VE GOT MILES AND MILES OF OPEN ROAD AHEAD OF US.
BOYS?
[snoring]
- DO SOMETHING, HAROLD.
- HE'S YOUR SON, MARGARET.
HE'S YOUR SON.