1 00:00:05,709 --> 00:00:07,083 - ARE YA READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:07,125 --> 00:00:08,834 all: AYE AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:10,375 I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 4 00:00:10,417 --> 00:00:12,125 all: AYE AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:12,166 --> 00:00:15,583 ♪ OOH... ♪ 6 00:00:15,625 --> 00:00:17,750 ♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪ 7 00:00:17,792 --> 00:00:19,709 all: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪ 8 00:00:19,750 --> 00:00:21,500 - ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪ 9 00:00:21,542 --> 00:00:23,667 all: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪ 10 00:00:23,709 --> 00:00:25,750 - ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪ 11 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:27,208 all: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪ 12 00:00:27,250 --> 00:00:29,792 - ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪ 13 00:00:29,834 --> 00:00:32,333 all: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪ - ♪ READY? ♪ 14 00:00:32,375 --> 00:00:35,500 all: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪ 15 00:00:35,542 --> 00:00:37,625 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪ 16 00:00:37,667 --> 00:00:39,125 {\an8}- ♪ SPONGEBO-O-O-OB ♪ 17 00:00:39,166 --> 00:00:41,000 {\an8}♪ SQUAREPA-A-A-ANTS! ♪ 18 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,333 [laughs] 19 00:00:43,375 --> 00:00:45,458 [piccolo tweets] 20 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:47,500 [wave sounds and seagulls] 21 00:00:49,792 --> 00:00:51,125 {\an8}[banjo music] 22 00:00:51,166 --> 00:00:58,125 {\an8}♪ ♪ 23 00:00:58,166 --> 00:01:00,041 [bubbles] 24 00:01:00,083 --> 00:01:02,750 [accordion music] 25 00:01:02,792 --> 00:01:05,750 - PLEASE BE MONEY. PLEASE BE MONEY. 26 00:01:05,792 --> 00:01:07,583 OH! THAT'S NOT MONEY. 27 00:01:07,625 --> 00:01:08,750 IT'S FROM SPONGEBOB. 28 00:01:08,792 --> 00:01:11,500 "DEAR MR. KRABS, 29 00:01:11,542 --> 00:01:13,083 PLEASE COME TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT. 30 00:01:13,125 --> 00:01:14,709 I'M HAVING A FREE MONEY PARTY." 31 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:16,667 FREE MONEY PARTY! 32 00:01:16,709 --> 00:01:19,041 THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 33 00:01:19,083 --> 00:01:22,041 - "DEAR SQUIDWARD, COME TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT. 34 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:25,458 I'M HAVING A LATTE SIPPING CONTEST." 35 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:27,959 THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! 36 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,333 - "PLEASE COME BY MY HOUSE TONIGHT. 37 00:01:30,375 --> 00:01:32,500 I'M HAVING A SCIENCE FAIR." 38 00:01:32,542 --> 00:01:37,500 OH, SPONGEBOB, THIS SOUNDS PLUM TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 39 00:01:37,542 --> 00:01:41,125 - "I'M HAVING A WEIGHT-LIFTING COMPETITION." 40 00:01:41,166 --> 00:01:44,041 THAT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! 41 00:01:44,083 --> 00:01:46,709 - [gasps] A QUIET EVENING, 42 00:01:46,750 --> 00:01:49,208 STUDYING THE RULES OF THE ROAD. 43 00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:50,542 [laughs] 44 00:01:50,583 --> 00:01:53,166 AHEM. THAT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 45 00:01:53,208 --> 00:01:56,333 - "A MEETING OF THE MINDS TO DISCUSS 46 00:01:56,375 --> 00:01:59,000 THE ULTIMATE DOWNFALL OF THE KRUSTY KRAB." 47 00:01:59,041 --> 00:02:01,375 THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! 48 00:02:03,625 --> 00:02:05,000 WELCOME, FRIENDS. 49 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:05,959 PLEASE COME IN. 50 00:02:09,834 --> 00:02:11,667 I'M SO GLAD YOU ALL COULD MAKE IT. 51 00:02:11,709 --> 00:02:13,625 TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A MAGICAL EVENING, 52 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,959 FILLED WITH...MAGIC. 53 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,208 - UH, SPONGEBOB? 54 00:02:17,250 --> 00:02:18,208 - YES, MR. KRABS. 55 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:19,291 - CAN WE SKIP THE MAGIC, 56 00:02:19,333 --> 00:02:20,750 AND GET RIGHT TO THE FREE MONEY? 57 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:22,625 - HOW ABOUT THE LATTE SIPPING? 58 00:02:22,667 --> 00:02:24,542 - AND WHAT ABOUT THE PUMPING OF THE IRON? 59 00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:26,834 - AND DIABOLICAL CONSPIRACIES? 60 00:02:26,875 --> 00:02:29,458 - AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE SCIENCE FAIR. 61 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:30,917 - THE REAL REASON I CALLED YOU HERE 62 00:02:30,959 --> 00:02:33,041 WAS TO WATCH THIS SLIDESHOW OF PHOTOS 63 00:02:33,083 --> 00:02:35,041 FROM MY FAMILY VACATION! 64 00:02:35,083 --> 00:02:37,500 all: I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! 65 00:02:37,542 --> 00:02:38,625 [laughing] 66 00:02:38,667 --> 00:02:40,333 HEY, SORRY I'M LATE, SPONGEBOB! 67 00:02:40,375 --> 00:02:43,250 I HAD TO FIND MY MOVIE-WATCHING HAT. 68 00:02:43,291 --> 00:02:45,041 - THAT DOES IT, I'M GONE. 69 00:02:45,083 --> 00:02:49,375 - all: YEAH. ME, TOO. - OW! OW! OW! 70 00:02:49,417 --> 00:02:50,458 WAIT! WAIT! 71 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:52,375 YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE FIRST SLIDE. 72 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:57,125 - LOOKS MORE LIKE A SLIP THAN A SLIDE. 73 00:02:57,166 --> 00:02:58,417 HA. HA. 74 00:02:58,458 --> 00:02:59,834 I'VE SEEN ENOUGH. 75 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:01,792 - WAIT! COME BACK! 76 00:03:04,208 --> 00:03:06,458 SEE? IT'S PATRICK. 77 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:07,792 - H-H-HEY! IT'S ME! 78 00:03:07,834 --> 00:03:10,125 - WHY IS IT ALL ORANGE AND BLURRY? 79 00:03:10,166 --> 00:03:11,583 WHERE? 80 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,542 - SEE? RIGHT THERE, UM, THE ENTIRE THING. 81 00:03:13,583 --> 00:03:15,125 - O-OH. 82 00:03:15,166 --> 00:03:16,917 THAT'S BECAUSE PATRICK KEPT SPRAYING THE CAMERA 83 00:03:16,959 --> 00:03:18,417 WITH CHEESE FIZZ. 84 00:03:18,458 --> 00:03:21,291 PATRICK, YOU'RE SPRAYING THE CAMERA WITH CHEESE FIZZ. 85 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:23,667 THE PICTURES WILL COME OUT ALL ORANGE AND BLURRY. 86 00:03:23,709 --> 00:03:25,166 - I CAN'T HELP IT, SPONGEBOB, 87 00:03:25,208 --> 00:03:27,750 I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT GOING ON A FAMILY VACATION 88 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:31,417 WITH YOU AND YOUR PARENTS, THAT MY AIM IS OFF. 89 00:03:31,458 --> 00:03:34,333 SEE? 90 00:03:34,375 --> 00:03:35,875 THERE WE GO. 91 00:03:35,917 --> 00:03:37,458 - I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 92 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:38,875 SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE I'VE BEEN WAITING 93 00:03:38,917 --> 00:03:41,333 MY ENTIRE LIFE TO GO ON THIS TRIP! 94 00:03:41,375 --> 00:03:43,291 - REALLY? WHY IS THAT? 95 00:03:43,333 --> 00:03:44,875 - PROBABLY BECAUSE I HAVE. 96 00:03:44,917 --> 00:03:46,625 - HAVE WHAT? - BEEN WAITING. 97 00:03:46,667 --> 00:03:50,250 - WAIT, WH-- YOU MEAN, SO...WHAT? 98 00:03:50,291 --> 00:03:51,250 [car horn beeps] 99 00:03:51,291 --> 00:03:53,041 - AH! PATRICK! THEY'RE HERE! 100 00:03:53,083 --> 00:03:55,291 - GOOD MORNING, SON. READY TO HEAD OUT? 101 00:03:55,333 --> 00:03:56,542 YOU BET! 102 00:03:56,583 --> 00:03:58,625 - SPONGEBOB, DON'T LEAVE YOUR LUGGAGE BEHIND. 103 00:03:58,667 --> 00:04:01,667 - OH, THAT'S NOT LUGGAGE. IT'S PATRICK. 104 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:02,959 HE'S COMING WITH US, REMEMBER? 105 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,709 - WELL, SHAKE A LEG, BOYS, 106 00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:07,667 THE GREAT BARRIER REEF ISN'T GONNA VISIT ITSELF. 107 00:04:07,709 --> 00:04:09,542 - YOUR FATHER'S RIGHT, SON. 108 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,709 - THEY KNOW I'M RIGHT. 109 00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:16,709 - YOU BROUGHT HOMEWORK? 110 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:18,041 - NO, PATRICK. 111 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:19,792 IT'S A BROCHURE, DETAILING ALL THE FUN 112 00:04:19,834 --> 00:04:21,625 TO BE HAD AT OUR FINAL DESTINATION, 113 00:04:21,667 --> 00:04:23,500 THE GREAT BARRIER REEF. 114 00:04:23,542 --> 00:04:24,959 SEE? THERE'S A HUGE ASSORTMENT 115 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,250 OF SLIDES, AND TRAMPOLINES, 116 00:04:27,291 --> 00:04:28,583 AND FORTS. 117 00:04:28,625 --> 00:04:30,083 - AND ROPES TO SWING ON. 118 00:04:30,125 --> 00:04:31,375 AND FORTS. 119 00:04:31,417 --> 00:04:33,000 AND A WATER PARK! 120 00:04:33,041 --> 00:04:34,834 OH, NO. THAT'S JUST WHERE YOU DROOLED ON IT. 121 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:38,125 I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THERE! 122 00:04:38,166 --> 00:04:39,750 - HOW ABOUT YOU? - NO, I CAN'T. 123 00:04:39,792 --> 00:04:42,083 - YEAH. - NO, I MEAN I REALLY CAN'T. 124 00:04:42,125 --> 00:04:44,500 I'VE BEEN IN THIS CONFINED SPACE TOO LONG ALREADY! HELP! 125 00:04:44,542 --> 00:04:45,333 GET ME OUT OF HERE! 126 00:04:48,291 --> 00:04:49,750 - ALL RIGHT, BOYS, ALL RIGHT. 127 00:04:49,792 --> 00:04:51,917 LET'S TURN DOWN THE VOLUME BACK THERE. 128 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,834 - I HAVE AN IDEA. 129 00:04:53,875 --> 00:04:56,208 WHY DON'T WE PLAY A ROAD GAME, TO PASS THE TIME? 130 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:57,417 YEAH! 131 00:04:57,458 --> 00:04:58,709 - ANYBODY KNOW ANY? 132 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:02,709 - OH! OH! OH! OH! HIDE AND SEEK! 133 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:04,750 - HEY, WHY DOES HE GET TO GO FIRST? 134 00:05:04,792 --> 00:05:07,458 - ♪ AND SHE THREW IT ALL AWAY-- ♪ 135 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:09,166 - OKAY, FIND ME! - GAH! EGAD. 136 00:05:18,375 --> 00:05:19,458 [clang] [horn] 137 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:20,458 [squeek] [splat] 138 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:21,458 - HEY! [boink] 139 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:22,917 [honk] [splurt] 140 00:05:22,959 --> 00:05:24,375 [splonk] 141 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,709 [mall music] 142 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:30,875 ♪ ♪ 143 00:05:37,125 --> 00:05:39,000 [rockabilly music] 144 00:05:39,041 --> 00:05:40,417 ♪ ♪ 145 00:05:40,458 --> 00:05:41,625 - [male announcer] THERE'S THE GREEN FLAG. 146 00:05:41,667 --> 00:05:44,750 AND THE RACE IS UNDERWAY. 147 00:05:44,792 --> 00:05:46,291 [crunch] [wham] 148 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:47,291 [clang] [ding] 149 00:05:47,333 --> 00:05:48,500 [smoosh] [gong] 150 00:05:48,542 --> 00:05:49,542 [whang] [splorch] 151 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:50,625 [gurch] [blong] 152 00:05:50,667 --> 00:05:52,041 [cymbal crash] [floob] 153 00:05:52,083 --> 00:05:53,125 [grunch] [whizz] 154 00:05:53,166 --> 00:05:54,959 {\an8}AND WE HAVE A NEW WINNER! 155 00:05:55,041 --> 00:05:56,750 {\an8}all: YEAH! [whistles] 156 00:06:10,041 --> 00:06:11,625 MOO. 157 00:06:11,667 --> 00:06:12,750 MOO! [car horn] 158 00:06:12,792 --> 00:06:15,458 [bonk] [slide whistle] 159 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,166 [urgent string music] 160 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:20,834 ♪ ♪ 161 00:06:24,333 --> 00:06:25,500 [wham] [slap] 162 00:06:25,542 --> 00:06:27,875 [whack] [crack] 163 00:06:33,709 --> 00:06:35,875 - MM-MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST SING THE ROAD SONG. 164 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:42,250 ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ♪ 165 00:06:42,291 --> 00:06:46,583 - ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD ♪ - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ♪ 166 00:06:46,625 --> 00:06:50,208 - ♪ I SEE STUFF GOING BY ♪ - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ♪ 167 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:54,458 - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ♪ - ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD ♪ 168 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:57,792 - [splat] - ♪ I GOT A BUG IN MY EYE ♪ 169 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:03,583 - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ♪ - ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD ♪ 170 00:07:03,625 --> 00:07:07,417 - ♪ LOOKS LIKE CLEAR SKIES AHEAD ♪ - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ♪ 171 00:07:07,458 --> 00:07:12,750 - ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD ♪ - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ♪ 172 00:07:12,792 --> 00:07:16,500 - ♪ PLEASE STOP TOUCHING MY HEAD ♪ - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ♪ 173 00:07:16,542 --> 00:07:17,875 - [faster] - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ♪ 174 00:07:17,917 --> 00:07:20,250 all: ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ROAD SONG ♪ 175 00:07:20,291 --> 00:07:21,750 [clap clap] 176 00:07:21,792 --> 00:07:25,291 - ♪ I WANT TO SING IT ALL DAY LONG ♪ 177 00:07:25,333 --> 00:07:27,834 all: ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ROAD SONG ♪ 178 00:07:27,875 --> 00:07:29,750 [clap clap] 179 00:07:29,792 --> 00:07:32,625 - all: ♪ LET'S ALL SING... ♪ - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ♪ 180 00:07:32,667 --> 00:07:39,250 - all: ♪ ALONG ♪ - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. RO-O-AD ♪ 181 00:07:39,291 --> 00:07:40,917 [crash] 182 00:07:42,792 --> 00:07:46,458 - UM, ANYBODY KNOW ANY OTHER GOOD ROAD TUNES? 183 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:47,834 [Hawaiian music] 184 00:07:47,875 --> 00:07:48,917 ♪ ♪ 185 00:07:48,959 --> 00:07:53,375 [grunting] 186 00:07:53,417 --> 00:07:56,417 OOF. URG. OH. 187 00:07:56,458 --> 00:07:59,000 - HOW MUCH FARTHER TO THE NEAREST SERVICE STATION? 188 00:07:59,041 --> 00:08:02,000 - UH, PROBABLY PRETTY FAR, SON. 189 00:08:02,041 --> 00:08:03,000 [honk] 190 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:05,625 - OH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 191 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,166 [banjo music] 192 00:08:09,208 --> 00:08:10,500 ♪ ♪ 193 00:08:10,542 --> 00:08:11,834 - SO, UH, HOW'S IT LOOKING? 194 00:08:13,917 --> 00:08:17,375 - WELL, GOT A CRACKED TIMING CASE COVER, 195 00:08:17,417 --> 00:08:21,709 IT'S BROKEN A COUPLE OF TEETH OFF THE TIMING GEAR, 196 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:25,625 THE RADIATOR'S DAMAGED AT THE CORE, 197 00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:28,417 YOU GOT A CRACKED WATER PUMP, 198 00:08:28,458 --> 00:08:32,291 AND A FRACTURED INJECTOR LINE. 199 00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:34,041 - AND WHAT DOES ALL THAT MEAN? 200 00:08:34,083 --> 00:08:36,709 - WELL, LITTLE MISSY, IN TECHNICAL TERMS, 201 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,500 [sniff] 202 00:08:38,542 --> 00:08:41,625 IF SHE SHE DON'T WANT TO RUN, SHE DON'T WANT TO RUN, 203 00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:46,000 - UH-HUH. AHEM. 204 00:08:46,041 --> 00:08:48,458 OH, SO WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT, TIME-WISE? 205 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:51,750 - WELL, NOW THAT DEPENDS. 206 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:53,667 HOW MUCH TIME YOU GOT? 207 00:08:53,709 --> 00:08:57,291 [wheezy laugh] 208 00:08:57,333 --> 00:08:59,500 [laughing] 209 00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:02,041 HOW MUCH T-- UH... 210 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,375 NOT FUNNY. 211 00:09:06,375 --> 00:09:08,792 - HEY! AT LEAST THEY HAVE A COZY-LOOKING WAITING ROOM. 212 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:12,750 HEY, COME ON. 213 00:09:14,375 --> 00:09:16,834 MAN, AM I BORED. 214 00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:19,417 - I AM BEYOND BORED. 215 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:22,000 I'M... BEE-ORED. 216 00:09:22,041 --> 00:09:25,875 - OH, BOYS! IS THAT A PLAYGROUND NEXT DOOR I SEE? 217 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:32,041 both: PLAYGROUND! 218 00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:33,417 both: HMM. 219 00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:36,291 - NOT THE MOST COLORFUL PLAYGROUND I'VE SEEN. 220 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:37,709 - MM-MMM. 221 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:39,000 THIS LOOKS MORE LIKE A GRAY-GROUND. 222 00:09:41,333 --> 00:09:43,917 - WELL, I'LL JUST LEAVE YOU TWO HERE TO AMUSE YOURSELVES, 223 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:46,417 AND COME BACK FOR YOU WHEN THE BOAT'S FIXED. 224 00:09:46,458 --> 00:09:48,750 - UM, ACTUALLY THIS PLACE SEEMS A LITTLE BIT-- 225 00:09:48,792 --> 00:09:49,917 HAVE FUN! 226 00:09:49,959 --> 00:09:52,458 - WELL, THIS IS A NASTY TURN OF EVENTS. 227 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:54,083 - YOU'RE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR, PATRICK. 228 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:55,792 - I KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN, TOO. 229 00:09:55,834 --> 00:09:57,375 - YOU DID? HOW? 230 00:09:57,417 --> 00:09:59,667 - 'CAUSE IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME I KEEP MY CHEESE FIZZ 231 00:09:59,709 --> 00:10:01,125 IN MY BACK POCKET. 232 00:10:01,166 --> 00:10:02,250 [splurch] 233 00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:04,458 DARN! IT'S ALMOST EMPTY. 234 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:07,458 - WELL, I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT. 235 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:10,542 ♪ AH LA LA LA ♪ THIS IS FUN. 236 00:10:10,583 --> 00:10:11,625 HEY, PATRICK, YOU GOTTA TRY THIS-- 237 00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:13,667 [garble] 238 00:10:13,709 --> 00:10:15,625 - [splurch] - HUH? 239 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:18,083 SPONGEBOB, WERE YOU TALKIN' TO ME? 240 00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:21,917 I COULDA SWORN SPONGEBOB WAS CALLIN' ME FROM THIS DIRECTION. 241 00:10:21,959 --> 00:10:24,208 SPONGEBOB, WHERE ARE YOU? 242 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:25,208 - HEY, PATRICK. 243 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,208 HUH. 244 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,709 SPONGEBOB? 245 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:30,750 AW, COME ON, WHERE ARE YOU HIDING? THIS ISN'T FUNNY. 246 00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:32,917 - HUH. - PATRICK, I'M RIGHT HERE. 247 00:10:32,959 --> 00:10:35,667 - OH, HEY, SPONGEBOB. HOW'D YOU GET THERE? 248 00:10:35,709 --> 00:10:37,667 - WELL, I WAS ON THIS SEESAW-- - SLIDE! 249 00:10:37,709 --> 00:10:40,917 HA! [laughs excitedly] 250 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:50,542 [strains] 251 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:51,709 - [smack] - OOF! 252 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:53,250 - PATRICK, DO YOU NEED HELP? 253 00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:54,667 HUH? 254 00:10:54,709 --> 00:10:56,834 OH, WITH THIS SLIDE STUCK TO MY BOTTOM? 255 00:10:56,875 --> 00:10:58,917 NAR, HUH. I WANT IT THERE. 256 00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:03,166 I HATE YOU, SLIDE! 257 00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:04,291 [strains] 258 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:05,333 OOF! 259 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:10,250 OH, SORRY, SPONGEBOB. 260 00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:15,500 - HEY, LOOK, A SWING SET! 261 00:11:22,041 --> 00:11:23,041 CAN'T GO WRONG WITH THIS 262 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,375 ALL-TIME PLAYGROUND FAVORITE. 263 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:28,208 WHEE. 264 00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:29,917 HEY, THIS IS ALMOST 265 00:11:29,959 --> 00:11:31,750 LIKE BEING AT THE GREAT BARRIER REEF, HUH? 266 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,417 TRY IT, PATRICK. 267 00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:34,625 OKAY. 268 00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:38,709 IT'S NOT WORKING. 269 00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:40,959 - NO, GO BACK AND FORTH, LIKE THIS. UH, UH, UH, UH. 270 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,583 THERE YOU GO, 271 00:11:42,625 --> 00:11:44,542 NOW YOU'RE GETTIN' INTO THE... SWING OF THINGS. 272 00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:48,500 - ♪ BA LA LA LA LA ♪ - [laughs excitedly] 273 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:51,041 HEY! WATCH ME... 274 00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:52,583 GO! 275 00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:54,291 OH! OH-WHOA! 276 00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:55,458 PATRICK? 277 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:58,083 GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! 278 00:11:58,125 --> 00:11:59,625 WHOA! 279 00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:02,125 - PATRICK! I'M COMING! 280 00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:03,583 YOW! 281 00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:04,875 AAH! 282 00:12:04,917 --> 00:12:08,041 - YOW! OW! OW! 283 00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:09,917 - WAH! AI-AH! WAH! 284 00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:12,125 [screaming] 285 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:15,625 - [screaming] YOW! OW! OW! 286 00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:18,458 - [screaming] WAH! AH! AH! 287 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:21,375 AH! OH. 288 00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:25,500 PATRICK? 289 00:12:25,542 --> 00:12:26,542 - [gurgling] SPONGEBOB. 290 00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:28,208 - PATRICK! ARE YOU OKAY? 291 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:30,542 - NO. I'M NOT OKAY. - YOU'RE NOT? 292 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,583 - NO. I'M GREAT! 293 00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:35,125 THAT WAS AWEOME! 294 00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:36,542 HUH, LET'S DO IT AGAIN! 295 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,166 - YEAH! PATRICK, WAIT. 296 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:49,750 SOMETHING TELLS ME, THAT IS A ONE-WAY DRAIN. 297 00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:56,667 UH, HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN WALKING HERE, PATRICK? 298 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:59,208 - WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON WHO YOU ASK. 299 00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:00,875 WHY? 300 00:13:00,917 --> 00:13:03,417 - WELL, 'CAUSE IF YOU ASK SOMEONE WITH A WATCH, 301 00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:04,625 THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO TELL YOU. 302 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,000 [rumble] 303 00:13:06,041 --> 00:13:07,667 - ARE YOU GETTIN' HUNGRY? 304 00:13:07,709 --> 00:13:09,792 - YEAH! HOW'D YOU KNOW? 305 00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,709 - OH, I COULD HEAR YOUR STOMACH GROWLING. 306 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:12,834 I THOUGHT FOR A SECOND, 307 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,500 IT MIGHT BE SOME KIND OF SCALY MONSTER 308 00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:15,917 COMING TO EAT US. 309 00:13:15,959 --> 00:13:19,417 [hearty laughter] 310 00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:21,083 THAT'S FUNNY. 311 00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:22,917 COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MY STOMACH GROWLING, THOUGH. 312 00:13:22,959 --> 00:13:24,166 - IT COULDN'T? - NOPE! 313 00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:26,834 I HAD ITS VOCAL CHORDS REMOVED BEFORE THE TRIP. 314 00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:28,208 - WELL, I COULD HAVE SWORN THAT I HEARD-- 315 00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:29,500 [growling rumble] 316 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,458 SPONGEBOB! I HEARD IT, I HEARD GROWLING! 317 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:34,083 - NO, THAT TIME IT WAS MY STOMACH. 318 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:36,083 THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING AROUND HERE TO EAT. 319 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:37,834 MMM! 320 00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:39,709 [chomp] [munch] 321 00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:41,000 PATRICK, I FOUND SOME BERRIES WE CAN-- 322 00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:42,166 OOF! 323 00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:44,125 NOT...EAT! 324 00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:45,458 - [chomp] [munch] 325 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,000 [munch munch munch] 326 00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:49,166 THANKS FOR THE WARNING. 327 00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:50,792 - PATRICK, WHERE DID YOU GET-- 328 00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:52,000 [thunderous pop] 329 00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:53,667 - [cork pop] - THE CUPCAKE? 330 00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,333 - FROM THE VENDING MACHINE. 331 00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:56,959 [magical guitar chord] 332 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,834 - O-OH. 333 00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:01,125 [mighty grumble] 334 00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:02,333 - WAS IT YOUR STOMACH THAT TIME, TOO? 335 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,333 NOPE. 336 00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:05,750 RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! 337 00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:14,917 ROAR! 338 00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:15,917 [wiggle] 339 00:14:17,417 --> 00:14:19,333 IT'S COMING CLOSER! 340 00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:20,709 [screech] 341 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:21,709 [wobble wobble] 342 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:24,166 OH, NO! IT'S A SHEER DROP-OFF! 343 00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:25,208 NOW WHAT DO WE DO? 344 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:26,500 DON'T ASK ME. 345 00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:28,125 I DON'T REMEMBER 346 00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:31,083 "BEING EATEN ALIVE" ON THIS TRIP'S ITINERARY. 347 00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:33,792 - I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE DIGESTED! 348 00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:35,792 [sobbing] 349 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,166 - WAIT, SPONGEBOB. 350 00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:39,000 I KNOW HOW TO GET US OUT OF THIS. 351 00:14:39,041 --> 00:14:40,250 YOU DO? 352 00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:41,500 - I SAW SOMETHING JUST LIKE THIS IN A MOVIE ONCE. 353 00:14:41,542 --> 00:14:43,458 NOW, WATCH CLOSELY, 354 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,792 AND DO EXACTLY WHAT I DO. 355 00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:46,709 ROGER. 356 00:14:49,709 --> 00:14:51,041 - OKAY, NOW WHAT? 357 00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:52,291 - UH, I'M NOT SURE. 358 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,917 I FELL ASLEEP IN THE SECOND HALF OF THE MOVIE. 359 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,834 [screaming] 360 00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:02,750 - WELL, I HOPE THAT MONSTER'S CARRYING SOME SYRUP. 361 00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:05,625 - YEAH, 'CAUSE IF HE EATS US, HE'S HAVING PANCAKES FOR LUNCH. 362 00:15:05,667 --> 00:15:06,834 [sproing] both: WHOA! 363 00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:13,458 [relieved laughter] 364 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,834 - PATRICK, WE DID IT! 365 00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:16,000 - WE'RE NOT GONNA BE EATEN! 366 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,291 - HOORAY, FOR NOT BEING EATEN! 367 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,041 HOORAY! 368 00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:23,125 ♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA BE EATEN, WE'RE NOT GONNA BE EATEN ♪ 369 00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:25,458 - HEY, SPONGEBOB? - YEAH, PATRICK. 370 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:29,041 - ALL THIS NOT-BEING-EATEN IS MAKING ME HUNGRY. 371 00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:30,500 - OH, HO, DON'T WORRY. 372 00:15:30,542 --> 00:15:32,208 WHEN WE GET TO THE GREAT BARRIER REEF, 373 00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,250 WE'LL EAT LIKE KINGS. 374 00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:34,375 ALL RIGHT! 375 00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:35,709 ALL RIGHT! 376 00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:36,875 NOW, PUT HER THERE, PATRICK. 377 00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:38,125 PUT HER THERE! 378 00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:39,375 [squish] 379 00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:40,625 - EW, PATRICK, 380 00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:42,250 HAVE YOU BEEN USING A DIFFERENT MOISTURIZER? 381 00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:43,875 YOUR HANDS FEEL KIND OF-- 382 00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:45,417 [horrified garble] 383 00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:49,500 - OH, NO, IT'S-- 384 00:15:49,542 --> 00:15:51,917 IT'S JUST THE SAME OLD MOISTURIZER I ALWAYS USE. 385 00:15:51,959 --> 00:15:54,250 [sputtering babble] 386 00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:55,542 - AW, COME ON, SPONGEBOB, 387 00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:56,792 DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING HERE. 388 00:15:56,834 --> 00:15:58,792 [confused blather] 389 00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:00,542 LET ME GUESS, 390 00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,166 IT'S TIME TO START SCREAMING AGAIN? 391 00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,291 ONE SECOND. 392 00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:05,166 OKAY, NOW. 393 00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:08,875 [screaming] 394 00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:12,917 [screaming] 395 00:16:12,959 --> 00:16:14,542 [falling screaming] 396 00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:17,959 - SPONGEBOB, AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO STAY AND HANG AROUND, 397 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,291 I'M NOT SURE THAT NOW'S THE BEST TIME. 398 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:21,291 - I KNOW, PATRICK, 399 00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:22,375 BUT RIGHT NOW, IT SEEMS TO BE-- 400 00:16:22,417 --> 00:16:23,542 [excited babble] [gasping] 401 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,000 OUR BEST POSSIBLE COURSE OF ACTION. 402 00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:27,417 - WELL, I PROBABLY 403 00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:29,291 WOULD REALLY BE ENJOYING THE VIEW 404 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:33,291 IF I STILL HAD SOME BLOOD FLOWING TO MY ARMS. OW. 405 00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:35,542 - DON'T WORRY, PATRICK, YOUR BLOOD-FLOW IS NOT THE ONLY THING 406 00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:36,625 THAT'S WEARING THIN. 407 00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:37,667 [snap] 408 00:16:37,709 --> 00:16:40,041 [screaming] 409 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,375 - GRAB IT, PATRICK! 410 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,208 - G-GRABBING! 411 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,792 [nauseous wailing] 412 00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:47,458 - OKAY, SPONGEBOB, YOUR TURN! 413 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:48,417 - [snoring] - SPONGEBOB! 414 00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:49,750 - HUH? OH, I GOT IT. 415 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,709 [head scratching] 416 00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:05,917 - PHEW! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE, HUH, PATRICK? 417 00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,208 YEAH. 418 00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:09,291 BUT IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING WORKED OUT JUST-- 419 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:10,291 VINE. HA. 420 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,542 [ringing] 421 00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:12,709 - PATRICK. PATRICK? 422 00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:14,000 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 423 00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:15,667 - IT SOUNDED LIKE IT CAME FROM THE OTHER SIDE 424 00:17:15,709 --> 00:17:16,875 OF THIS BIG ROCK. 425 00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:18,792 THIS ISN'T A BIG ROCK. 426 00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:21,959 - IT'S A BIG WALL. - DO YOU SUPPOSE IT BELONGS TO THAT GIFT SHOP RIGHT THERE? 427 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,083 - WHAT WOULD A GIFT SHOP BE DOING, 428 00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:25,583 RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE? 429 00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:27,166 - I-- UH, SELLING GIFTS? 430 00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:29,125 - [ringing] - WOW, PATRICK, 431 00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:30,583 LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF! 432 00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:34,625 YOU GONNA BUY SOMETHING? 433 00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:37,500 - NAH, I'M NOT IN THE MARKET FOR ANY SOUVENIRS. 434 00:17:37,542 --> 00:17:39,166 - [chuckling] OH-HO, YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY SOUVEN-- 435 00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:40,417 [gasps] 436 00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:42,208 OH, NO. I JUST REALIZED WHAT THIS PLACE IS! 437 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:43,375 YOU HAVE? 438 00:17:43,417 --> 00:17:46,083 - PATRICK, WE HAVE WALKED STRAIGHT INTO A-- 439 00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:47,959 [whispering] TOURIST TRAP. 440 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,834 - A TRAP! - SHH. 441 00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:50,875 - [whispering] A TRAP. 442 00:17:50,917 --> 00:17:52,458 - COME ON. LET'S ESCAPE, 443 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,083 BEFORE WE SPEND ALL OUR MONEY ON USELESS TRINKETS. 444 00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:57,458 PATRICK, WAIT. 445 00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,125 I SAW A VERY NICE DRIFTWOOD SCULPTURE OVER THERE, 446 00:17:59,166 --> 00:18:01,375 THAT WOULD WORK GREAT AS A MANTLEPIECE. 447 00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:03,917 - SPONGEBOB, NO! 448 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,000 [sobs] 449 00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:09,208 SPONGEBOB! 450 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:12,750 - PATRICK, THAT TOURIST TRAP TOOK ME FOR EVERYTHING I HAD. 451 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,625 NOW WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, WE'RE STILL LOST, 452 00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:17,625 AND WE'RE GONNA BE IN BIG TROUBLE. 453 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:20,375 OH! THIS VACATION IS A DISASTER! 454 00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:22,041 [weeps] 455 00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:24,458 - SPONGEBOB, I-- - [wails] 456 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:27,959 [blubbering nonsense] 457 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,166 - I DON'T THINK THIS VACATION'S BEEN A DISASTER. 458 00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:32,917 [gurgles] 459 00:18:32,959 --> 00:18:33,959 YOU DON'T? 460 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,583 - NO, OF COURSE NOT. SEE! 461 00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:37,834 {\an8}WE DID EVERYTHING WE DREAMT OF DOING 462 00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,417 {\an8}AT THE GREAT BARRIER REEF. 463 00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:40,834 - PATRICK, YOU'RE RIGHT! 464 00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:42,542 {\an8}WE WENT DOWN A SEWAGE PIPE... 465 00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:43,667 {\an8}LIKE A SLIDE... 466 00:18:43,709 --> 00:18:45,542 {\an8}- BOUNCED OFF A HUGE ANEMONE... 467 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,417 {\an8}- LIKE A TRAMPOLINE... 468 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:48,417 {\an8}HID IN A NEST. 469 00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:49,875 {\an8}LIKE A FORT... 470 00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:52,709 - AND SWUNG ON SOME VINES, WHICH ARE A LOT LIKE ROPES. 471 00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:54,667 THIS VACATION HAS IT ALL! 472 00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:57,125 - ALL EXCEPT FOR ONE THING. 473 00:18:57,166 --> 00:18:58,125 WHAT'S THAT? 474 00:18:58,166 --> 00:18:59,625 A WAY OUTTA HERE. 475 00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:02,000 - MY POOR PARENTS MUST BE WORRIED SICK. 476 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:06,125 - I SUGGEST WE TAKE A NAP HERE UNTIL THEY COME AND FIND US. 477 00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:08,875 THAT WAY, WE'LL BE WELL-RESTED FOR THE RIDE HOME. 478 00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:10,917 - I SUGGEST WE START WALKING. 479 00:19:10,959 --> 00:19:13,500 - I WAS AFRAID HE WAS GONNA SUGGEST THAT. 480 00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:17,417 - [exhausted] ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD ♪ 481 00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:19,125 - [exhausted] ♪ I SEE STUFF GOING BY ♪ 482 00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:22,125 - ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD ♪ 483 00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:24,750 - ♪ GOT A BUG IN MY EYE ♪ 484 00:19:24,792 --> 00:19:28,542 - ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD ♪ 485 00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:31,208 - ♪ LOOKS LIKE CLEAR SKIES AHEAD ♪ 486 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:35,417 - ♪ WHEN I'M-- [coughs] 487 00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,542 ♪ ON THE ROAD ♪ 488 00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:40,709 - ♪ PLEASE STOP TOUCHING MY HEAD ♪ 489 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:44,291 - ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ROAD SONG ♪ 490 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,000 [slow clapping] 491 00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:49,834 ♪ I WANT TO SING IT ALL DAY LONG ♪ 492 00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:54,125 ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE-- ♪ [coughs] 493 00:19:54,166 --> 00:19:55,417 [sighs] 494 00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:58,333 - SPONGEBOB, MAYBE WE OUGHTTA TAKE A BREAK 495 00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,709 FROM THE SINGING FOR A WHILE. 496 00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:01,959 - GOOD IDEA, PATRICK. 497 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,834 I'LL JUST PLAY THE ROAD SONG ON THIS WHISTLE, 498 00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,333 THAT I GOT FROM THE SOUVENIR SHOP. 499 00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:07,458 [whistles] 500 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:15,500 ♪ ♪ 501 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,375 - OH, HEY, SON. WE'RE READY TO GO. 502 00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:26,208 ♪ ♪ 503 00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:34,333 ♪ ♪ 504 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,166 ♪ ♪ 505 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:48,125 ♪ ♪ 506 00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:57,917 ♪ ♪ 507 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,709 - WOW, SPONGEBOB, 508 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:02,333 YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD WITH THAT THING. 509 00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:04,166 - OH, THANKS, PATRICK, GLAD YOU THINK SO. 510 00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:05,750 WELL, 511 00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:07,625 APPARENTLY, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES. 512 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:08,834 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHO ELSE THINKS-- 513 00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:10,333 OH, NO, NOT AGAIN. 514 00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:13,917 - THE WHISTLE SEEMS TO HAVE SOOTHED IT. 515 00:21:13,959 --> 00:21:15,792 - I THINK IT'S OFFERING US A RIDE. 516 00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:21,875 ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪ 517 00:21:21,917 --> 00:21:24,500 ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪ 518 00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:29,500 - ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD ♪ - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪ 519 00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:31,917 - ♪ ALL I SEE IS SKY ♪ - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪ 520 00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:35,959 - ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD ♪ - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪ 521 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,542 - ♪ ON A GIANT FRUIT FLY ♪ - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪ 522 00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:42,500 - ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD ♪ - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪ 523 00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:45,166 both: ♪ HE USED TO FILL US WITH DREAD ♪ 524 00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:47,333 [screaming] 525 00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:50,834 - ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD ♪ - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪ 526 00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:52,917 - ♪ I'M AS SNUG AS A BABY BUG IN BED ♪ 527 00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:56,041 - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪ 528 00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:57,709 - ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ABOVE-THE-ROAD SONG ♪ 529 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,667 - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪ 530 00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:01,333 - ♪ I WANT TO SING IT ALL DAY LONG ♪ 531 00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:02,834 - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪ 532 00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:05,667 - ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ABOVE-THE-ROAD SONG ♪ 533 00:22:05,709 --> 00:22:06,959 - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪ 534 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,834 ♪ LET'S ALL SING ♪ 535 00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:11,917 - ♪ ALONG ♪ - ♪ ROAD, ROAD ♪ 536 00:22:11,959 --> 00:22:16,542 ♪ ♪ 537 00:22:16,583 --> 00:22:17,792 DUH. 538 00:22:20,542 --> 00:22:21,959 - THANKS, AGAIN! 539 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,625 PATRICK, I THINK THAT IS THE FRIENDLIEST, 540 00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:25,458 TERRIFYINGLY, GIGANTIC INSECT 541 00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:27,625 I HAVE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF BEING CARRIED OFF BY. 542 00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:28,667 - ME, TOO. [honk honk] 543 00:22:28,709 --> 00:22:31,166 - SPONGEBOB? OH! THERE YOU ARE. 544 00:22:31,208 --> 00:22:32,750 - OKAY, HOP IN, BOYS, 545 00:22:32,792 --> 00:22:34,542 THE BOAT-MOBILE'S AS GOOD AS NEW, 546 00:22:34,583 --> 00:22:37,458 AND WE'VE GOT MILES AND MILES OF OPEN ROAD AHEAD OF US. 547 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:38,792 BOYS? 548 00:22:38,834 --> 00:22:41,417 [snoring] 549 00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:43,166 - DO SOMETHING, HAROLD. 550 00:22:43,208 --> 00:22:45,041 - HE'S YOUR SON, MARGARET. 551 00:22:45,083 --> 00:22:46,875 HE'S YOUR SON.