1 00:00:05,583 --> 00:00:06,709 ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:06,750 --> 00:00:08,417 all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:08,458 --> 00:00:10,041 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:10,083 --> 00:00:12,166 all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:12,208 --> 00:00:15,542 ♪ OHH... ♪ 6 00:00:15,583 --> 00:00:17,375 ♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪ 7 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:19,667 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:00:19,709 --> 00:00:21,458 - ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪ 9 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:23,375 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 10 00:00:23,417 --> 00:00:25,375 - ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪ 11 00:00:25,417 --> 00:00:27,166 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 12 00:00:27,208 --> 00:00:29,500 - ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪ 13 00:00:29,542 --> 00:00:31,333 - all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 14 00:00:31,375 --> 00:00:33,375 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 15 00:00:33,417 --> 00:00:35,291 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 16 00:00:35,333 --> 00:00:37,208 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 17 00:00:37,250 --> 00:00:38,542 {\an8}SPONGEBOB 18 00:00:38,583 --> 00:00:40,667 {\an8}SQUAREPANTS! 19 00:00:40,709 --> 00:00:43,250 [laughing] 20 00:00:43,291 --> 00:00:45,625 ♪ ♪ 21 00:00:45,667 --> 00:00:46,875 [waves crashing] 22 00:00:49,667 --> 00:00:52,625 {\an8}[lilting ukulele music] 23 00:00:52,667 --> 00:00:58,542 {\an8}♪ ♪ 24 00:00:58,583 --> 00:01:01,291 [laughing] 25 00:01:09,625 --> 00:01:13,000 GIDDEE-UP! [laughing] 26 00:01:13,041 --> 00:01:15,125 YAH! 27 00:01:15,166 --> 00:01:17,750 AHEM. 28 00:01:17,792 --> 00:01:19,917 WEREN'T YOU GONNA PUT YOUR VACATION SLIDES 29 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:20,917 IN THE PROJECTOR, PATRICK? 30 00:01:20,959 --> 00:01:23,750 OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 31 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:24,750 - PATRICK, THOSE ARE HASH BROWNS. 32 00:01:24,792 --> 00:01:26,000 HASH BROWNS! 33 00:01:26,041 --> 00:01:30,041 [eating noises] 34 00:01:30,083 --> 00:01:31,875 - UMM, PATRICK? THE SLIDES? 35 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:33,875 RIGHT! THE SLIDES! 36 00:01:36,125 --> 00:01:37,458 VOILA! 37 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:40,333 UH...NOW WHAT? 38 00:01:40,375 --> 00:01:41,834 - NOW YOU PUT THE SLIDES IN THE PROJECTOR. 39 00:01:41,875 --> 00:01:44,125 RIGHT! I KNEW THAT. 40 00:01:44,166 --> 00:01:48,458 PUT THE SLIDES IN THE PROJEC-- [shouts] 41 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:50,792 TOR. 42 00:01:50,834 --> 00:01:52,917 DON'T WORRY, SPONGEBOB. 43 00:01:52,959 --> 00:01:57,291 I'VE GOT SOMETHING EVEN BETTER! 44 00:01:57,333 --> 00:01:59,125 AHEM. 45 00:01:59,166 --> 00:02:02,375 OKAY. HERE WE GO. 46 00:02:02,417 --> 00:02:05,542 - THERE I WAS-- - OH! A SHADOW PUPPET SHOW! 47 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:07,750 - PLEASE, NO INTERRUPTIONS. - SORRY. 48 00:02:07,792 --> 00:02:09,083 AS I WAS SAYING, 49 00:02:09,125 --> 00:02:13,250 I WAS LYIN' AROUND MY HOUSE, 50 00:02:13,291 --> 00:02:15,542 NOT EVEN PLANNING TO HAVE A VACATION 51 00:02:15,583 --> 00:02:17,166 WHEN I HEARD A KNOCK AT MY DOOR.... 52 00:02:19,458 --> 00:02:21,000 [anguished moan] 53 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:24,667 FOR CLAMMIN' OUT LOUD! 54 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:27,083 [grunts] 55 00:02:27,125 --> 00:02:29,417 AWW, SHEESH! 56 00:02:29,458 --> 00:02:31,250 I'M STILL NOT THERE YET?! 57 00:02:31,291 --> 00:02:36,208 [groaning] 58 00:02:40,792 --> 00:02:43,208 PATRICK! 59 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,250 PATRICK! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOURSELF? 60 00:02:45,291 --> 00:02:49,083 I'VE BEEN WAKING UP, 61 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:51,959 EATING, SLEEPING, 62 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,959 WAKING UP, EATING, SLEEPING, 63 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,750 WAKING UP, EATING, SLEEPING FOR MY WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT A REST! 64 00:02:59,792 --> 00:03:02,166 I NEED A BREAK FROM THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE 65 00:03:02,208 --> 00:03:03,709 OF MY EVERYDAY LIFE. 66 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:05,750 IT'S SO EXHAUSTING! 67 00:03:05,792 --> 00:03:09,709 HELP ME, SPONGEBOB! PLEASE HELP ME! 68 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:13,125 - PAL, WHAT YOU NEED IS A VACATION! 69 00:03:13,166 --> 00:03:16,959 - THAT'S IT! I NEED A VACATION! 70 00:03:18,792 --> 00:03:20,792 SO YOU'D LIKE A VACATION. 71 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,834 GUH?! OH, GREAT! 72 00:03:22,875 --> 00:03:25,083 ANOTHER THING FOR ME TO-- 73 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:26,792 YES, HE'D LIKE A VACATION! 74 00:03:26,834 --> 00:03:28,834 - WELL, YOUR OPTIONS ARE ENDLESS, MR. STAR! 75 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,917 ANYWHERE FROM BEAUTIFUL, WHITE SANDY BEACHES 76 00:03:30,959 --> 00:03:33,875 TO EXHILARATING JUNGLE SAFARIS. 77 00:03:33,917 --> 00:03:36,709 IT ALL DEPENDS ON YOUR BUDGET. 78 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,750 [both grunt] 79 00:03:40,792 --> 00:03:42,834 - I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO STAY HOME. 80 00:03:42,875 --> 00:03:45,083 - "STAY HOME"? THAT'S IT! 81 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,333 YOU CAN TAKE A "STAY-CATION"! 82 00:03:47,375 --> 00:03:49,583 - WHAT'S THAT? - TAKE YOUR VACATION AT HOME! 83 00:03:49,625 --> 00:03:51,417 NO PACKING, NO TRAVEL. 84 00:03:51,458 --> 00:03:53,458 JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO! 85 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:56,125 - BEST OF ALL, IT'S FREE! - OH, BOY! 86 00:03:59,709 --> 00:04:02,291 ALL RIGHT, PATRICK, ENJOY YOUR STAYCATION! 87 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:04,458 - THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO, BUDDY! 88 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:14,125 WELCOME TO STAR ROCK INN, SIR. 89 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:15,583 MY NAME IS "TODD". CAN I CHECK YOU IN? 90 00:04:15,625 --> 00:04:17,083 - I DON'T KNOW. CAN YOU? 91 00:04:17,125 --> 00:04:19,083 - AH, YES, STAR... STAR...STAR... 92 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:21,875 PATRICK STAR, ROOM 801. 93 00:04:21,917 --> 00:04:24,959 YOUR KEY, SIR. AND PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO LET US KNOW 94 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:28,000 IF THERE'S ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO MAKE YOUR STAY MORE COMFORTABLE. [bell dings] 95 00:04:28,041 --> 00:04:29,959 MAY I TAKE YOUR BAGS, MR. STAR? 96 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,542 - I DON'T HAVE ANY BA. UHH... 97 00:04:32,583 --> 00:04:36,375 - FOLLOW ME, SIR. YOUR ROOM IS RIGHT THIS WAY. 98 00:04:36,417 --> 00:04:41,709 YOUR ROOM, SIR. 99 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:44,458 - OH, DEAR. - IS SOMETHING WRONG, MR. STAR? 100 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:48,667 - WELL, UM, HONESTLY, I'M NOT SURE 101 00:04:48,709 --> 00:04:50,709 I LIKE THE WAY THIS ROOM IS ARRANGED. 102 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:53,583 ARRANGED? 103 00:04:53,625 --> 00:04:55,750 MR. STAR, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 104 00:04:55,792 --> 00:04:58,625 - NO, I-- MAYBE IT'S THE WALLS. 105 00:05:08,417 --> 00:05:11,375 [moans] 106 00:05:11,417 --> 00:05:13,792 I GOT IT. 107 00:05:13,834 --> 00:05:18,834 LET'S PUT THE ROOM BACK THE WAY IT WAS ORIGINALLY. 108 00:05:18,875 --> 00:05:20,959 - THE POOL IS ONE OF THE STAR ROCK INN'S 109 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,208 MOST RELAXING FEATURES. 110 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:23,792 OH! A POOL! 111 00:05:26,875 --> 00:05:29,125 [laughing] POOL. 112 00:05:29,166 --> 00:05:30,333 WHERE'S THE DIVING BOARD? 113 00:05:30,375 --> 00:05:31,625 THE DIVING BOARD? 114 00:05:31,667 --> 00:05:34,250 OOH. OH, ONE DIVING BOARD, COMING UP! 115 00:05:34,291 --> 00:05:36,542 [pants] 116 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:38,542 [sawing] 117 00:05:41,583 --> 00:05:43,083 YOUR DIVING BOARD, SIR! 118 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:48,125 - ALL RIGHT! [laughing] 119 00:05:51,959 --> 00:05:54,500 [crunch] 120 00:05:56,709 --> 00:05:58,625 YOU OKAY, SIR? 121 00:05:58,667 --> 00:06:01,917 - MY HEAD IS SWIMMING JUST FINE, THANK YOU. 122 00:06:01,959 --> 00:06:03,083 OH, NO! 123 00:06:05,083 --> 00:06:07,250 LIFEGUARD ON DUTY! 124 00:06:07,291 --> 00:06:08,625 [exclaiming] 125 00:06:08,667 --> 00:06:10,542 [inhales] 126 00:06:10,583 --> 00:06:11,500 [blows whistle] 127 00:06:13,625 --> 00:06:16,333 ARE YOU OKAY, SIR? 128 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:17,709 SO COLD. 129 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:19,250 THIS CALLS FOR CPR. 130 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:21,500 CANDY PEPPERMINT RESUSCITATION! 131 00:06:21,542 --> 00:06:22,709 SO WEAK. 132 00:06:25,083 --> 00:06:26,875 STRENGTH... 133 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:29,083 RETURNING. 134 00:06:29,125 --> 00:06:30,792 [Patrick's stomach rumbles] 135 00:06:30,834 --> 00:06:35,375 - BUT I'M STILL HUNGRY. - FOLLOW ME, SIR. 136 00:06:38,917 --> 00:06:40,125 [boing] 137 00:06:47,083 --> 00:06:51,542 OH! [straining] 138 00:06:51,583 --> 00:06:53,417 [thumping] 139 00:06:55,667 --> 00:06:57,792 IF YOU WOULD TAKE YOUR SEAT, SIR. 140 00:07:01,959 --> 00:07:05,917 YOUR DINING BIB, SIR. 141 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:09,333 WOW! WHAT LUXURY. 142 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:16,542 ONE KRABBY PATTY COMING UP! 143 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:22,625 AHEM! 144 00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:25,333 WHAT, NO TIP? 145 00:07:29,417 --> 00:07:30,417 HEY! 146 00:07:30,458 --> 00:07:32,041 WHAT KIND OF RESORT IS THIS? 147 00:07:32,083 --> 00:07:34,375 WHERE'S THE ENTERTAINMENT? 148 00:07:34,417 --> 00:07:37,417 - OH! YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, SIR! 149 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:42,834 PRESENTING THE SPONGEBOB FOLLIES! 150 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:44,959 [babbling] 151 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,709 WHAT THE HEY! 152 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:49,417 BORING. 153 00:07:49,458 --> 00:07:52,291 [whistling] 154 00:07:56,917 --> 00:07:59,542 [triumphant music] 155 00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:03,834 LAME. 156 00:08:06,709 --> 00:08:08,542 LIFT OFF. 157 00:08:14,959 --> 00:08:16,625 WELL? WHAT DO YOU THINK? 158 00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:18,667 YOU ARE SMOKIN'! 159 00:08:18,709 --> 00:08:20,458 AW, IT WAS NOTHING. 160 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,792 - NO. NO, YOU'RE REALLY SMOKING! 161 00:08:22,834 --> 00:08:24,083 - WHAT? [sniffs] 162 00:08:24,125 --> 00:08:26,458 OH, NO! THE KRABBY PATTY! 163 00:08:28,625 --> 00:08:30,917 [coughs] 164 00:08:30,959 --> 00:08:35,000 [gasps and coughs again] 165 00:08:35,041 --> 00:08:36,709 [stomach rumbling] 166 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:39,583 MY TUMMY IS STILL LONELY! 167 00:08:39,625 --> 00:08:41,417 [sniffs] AH. 168 00:08:45,041 --> 00:08:47,375 - [sniffs] AH. 169 00:08:55,333 --> 00:08:59,250 AHH! DELISH! 170 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:05,417 OH! SILLY ME. I FORGOT THE NAPKIN. 171 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:14,875 AND NOW AN ELEGANT MEAL FOR AN ELEGANT PERSON. 172 00:09:21,792 --> 00:09:25,375 I AM QUITE REFINED. 173 00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:31,583 AHH! 174 00:09:31,625 --> 00:09:33,750 [belches] 175 00:09:33,792 --> 00:09:35,792 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 176 00:09:35,834 --> 00:09:37,959 I'M ON VACATION! 177 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,709 THE LAST RESORT I WAS STAYING AT WAS A DUMP, 178 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:43,583 BUT THIS PLACE IS AWESOME! 179 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:46,709 OH, HEY, WAITER. NAPKIN, PLEASE. 180 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:47,959 [grumbles] 181 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,583 MR. STAR? 182 00:09:49,625 --> 00:09:50,625 YOUR MEAL IS READY! 183 00:09:55,083 --> 00:09:59,333 - PATRICK? WHERE IS HE? - [shouts] 184 00:09:59,375 --> 00:10:02,792 - AH. - PATRICK, YOU DIM-WITTED MORON. 185 00:10:02,834 --> 00:10:04,625 GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN! 186 00:10:04,667 --> 00:10:06,250 GOOD IDEA. 187 00:10:06,291 --> 00:10:07,875 I THINK I'LL HEAD OVER TO THE SPA. 188 00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:10,291 I COULD USE A MASSAGE. 189 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:14,875 - GET THIS INTO YOUR TINY, TINY, LITTLE, TINY BRAIN: 190 00:10:14,917 --> 00:10:17,166 THIS IS NOT A RESORT. 191 00:10:17,208 --> 00:10:20,667 IT'S MY HOUSE. THERE IS NO SPA. 192 00:10:20,709 --> 00:10:24,667 AND YOU CAN'T GET A MASSAGE! 193 00:10:24,709 --> 00:10:28,041 - OH! OH! OOOH! YEAH, THAT'S THE SPOT. 194 00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:30,583 OH, HEY, YOU SHOULD GET A MASSAGE TOO. 195 00:10:30,625 --> 00:10:32,542 PFFT! NOT LIKELY. 196 00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:34,625 [neck cracks] OW! OW! OW! OW! 197 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,500 AHH... 198 00:10:36,542 --> 00:10:38,834 WHAT THE HAY. 199 00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:42,000 MOVE OVER. 200 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:43,959 I WANT A DEEP TISSUE TREATMENT, AND DON'T FORGET THE FEET. 201 00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:49,583 [snoring] 202 00:10:49,625 --> 00:10:52,250 SO TIRED. 203 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,500 AHH! 204 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,208 [snoring] 205 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:12,583 - PATRICK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 206 00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:15,291 - THAT RESORT NEXT DOOR IS TOO CROWDED. 207 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:18,792 THEN I FOUND THIS PLACE. IT'S QUIET AND PEACEFUL. 208 00:11:18,834 --> 00:11:20,917 GOOD NIGHT, SPONGEBOB. 209 00:11:20,959 --> 00:11:22,208 [snoring] 210 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:34,083 - [snoring] - WAKE UP, LADDY. 211 00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:36,583 - MM? OH, HI, MR. KRABS. 212 00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:38,917 - YOU HAVE ANOTHER NASTY OL' DREAM? 213 00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:41,041 - MM-MM. - PATRICK IN YOUR BED AGAIN? 214 00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:43,250 - MM-HMM. - AYE. 215 00:11:43,291 --> 00:11:46,208 - WELL, GOOD NIGHT, LADDY. - GOOD NIGHT, SIR. 216 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,542 {\an8}[lilting ukulele music] 217 00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:58,417 {\an8}♪ ♪ 218 00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:02,750 [laughs wickedly] 219 00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:05,458 SALUTATIONS, PUNY MORTALS! 220 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:10,250 I AM THE GREAT GENIE OF THE SLIDE CAROUSEL! OOOH! 221 00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:14,625 ENDURE MY VACATION SLIDES OR I SHALL GRANT YOU THREE MISERIES! 222 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:17,625 - HEY, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THREE WISHES! 223 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,125 SILENCE, RED ONE! 224 00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:22,250 WITHSTAND MY SLIDES! 225 00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:24,709 - OH, FOR... - YAY! 226 00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:31,917 [screams] 227 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:34,166 [fire alarm sound effect] 228 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:36,625 - EVERYTHING OKAY IN THERE, OH GREAT GENIE? 229 00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:38,375 WHAT, ARE YOU MOCKING ME, KID? 230 00:12:38,417 --> 00:12:42,792 OF COURSE EVERYTHING'S NOT OKAY! I CAN'T SHOW MY SLIDES! 231 00:12:42,834 --> 00:12:45,083 - WELL, THAT'S NOT THE "CAN DO" SPIRIT! 232 00:12:48,417 --> 00:12:50,208 LA. 233 00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:54,875 - NOW WE'RE COOKIN' WITH BLUBBER. 234 00:12:54,917 --> 00:12:56,917 MY SECOND HONEYMOON. 235 00:12:56,959 --> 00:13:00,417 IT STARTED OUT JUST AS ANY ROMANTIC GETAWAY SHOULD: 236 00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:03,208 WITH FIVE DAYS OF ROUND-THE-CLOCK SURVEILLANCE. 237 00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:11,500 WHOA! 238 00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:16,208 OOH, A LETTER! 239 00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:18,291 THANK YOU, MR. MAILMAN! 240 00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:20,417 BOY, IF I WEREN'T ALREADY ON PAROLE... 241 00:13:22,917 --> 00:13:24,875 [laughs] 242 00:13:24,917 --> 00:13:27,750 MAIL CALL! 243 00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:28,792 ATTABOY! 244 00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:30,458 [laughs] 245 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:34,792 IT'S FREE TICKETS! 246 00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:37,083 - FREE TICKETS! FOR WHAT, MR. KRABS? 247 00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:40,750 "YOU AND A GUEST HAVE WON A WEEK OF RELAXATION 248 00:13:40,792 --> 00:13:42,500 ON A LUXURY OCEAN CRUISE SHIP." 249 00:13:42,542 --> 00:13:45,291 - WhOO-HOO! WORKS FOR ME! 250 00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:47,834 GENTLEMEN, I'M LEAVIN' YOU IN CHARGE. 251 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:49,625 SEE YA WHEN I SEE YA! 252 00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:54,041 - OH, MR. KRABS. THIS SAYS "YOU AND A GUEST"! 253 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:57,875 - WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD MAKE THAT EXTRA TICKET AVAILABLE 254 00:13:57,917 --> 00:14:00,583 TO, SAY, 255 00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:03,208 WHOEVER WANTS TO BE ME MANSERVANT! 256 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,458 RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR! 257 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,083 YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAND OVER 258 00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:08,166 THAT SECRET FORMULA RIGHT NOW! 259 00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:11,041 'CAUSE ONCE YOU SHOVE OFF, IT'S AS GOOD AS MINE! 260 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,291 [laughs] 261 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:13,792 WHAT IN SEA BOTTOMS? 262 00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:15,500 LOOKIE HERE, BOY, 263 00:14:15,542 --> 00:14:16,917 I'M BRINGIN' ALONG THE SECRET FORMULA 264 00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:18,792 AS A PRECAUTION... 265 00:14:18,834 --> 00:14:21,500 JUST IN CASE OUR ABSENCE PROVES TOO TEMPTING 266 00:14:21,542 --> 00:14:24,792 TO A CERTAIN ONE-EYED CREEPY-CRAWLY. 267 00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:28,083 - WELL PLAYED, KRABS. WELL PLAYED, INDEED! 268 00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:30,750 BUT AS USUAL, THIS "ONE-EYED CREEPY-CRAWLY" 269 00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:32,375 IS ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU! 270 00:14:32,417 --> 00:14:33,959 YA CAN'T BEAT PLAN B! 271 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,333 YA CAN'T BEAT IT! 272 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,083 OH, THIS IS GONNA BE SO SWEET! 273 00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:43,250 KAREN, WE ARE GOING ON A LUXURY CRUISE! 274 00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:45,333 - A CRUISE? JUST THE TWO OF US? 275 00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:46,542 OH, PLANKTON! 276 00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:48,208 [laughs happily] 277 00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:53,375 HEY, IF THIS IS ANOTHER SCHEME TO STEAL THE SECRET FORMULA, 278 00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:54,625 YOU CAN LEAVE ME HOME! 279 00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:58,917 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 280 00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:01,583 JUST THINK OF IT AS OUR SECOND HONEYMOON. 281 00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:03,583 - DON'T YOU HAVE TO HAVE A FIRST HONEYMOON 282 00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:05,542 BEFORE YOU EMBARK ON A SECOND? 283 00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:09,792 - WHY DON'T I BUMP UP THOSE VACATION SETTINGS UP A SMIDGE? 284 00:15:09,834 --> 00:15:12,583 - OH, PLANKTON, THIS SECOND HONEYMOON 285 00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:15,333 IS GOING TO BE SO GREAT! 286 00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:18,250 - YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE GROOVY, BABE. 287 00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:21,959 NOW, A QUICK CHECK OF THE VACATION INVENTORY. 288 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:26,583 SUNTAN LOTION, SUNGLASS, DEATH LASER... 289 00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:29,500 GOT IT! 290 00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:33,792 DID YOU SEE THE PRETTY LASER, HONEY? 291 00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:35,750 - SEE IT?! IT ALMOST SPLIT ME IN HALF! 292 00:15:35,792 --> 00:15:37,709 WHOOPS! SORRY! 293 00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:40,959 I'M JUST SO EXCITED ABOUT OUR CRUISE! 294 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,458 CRUISEY CRUISE CRUISE! 295 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,083 [giggles] CRUISE! 296 00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:48,208 CRUISE! CRUISE! 297 00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:50,208 [laughs] CRUISE... 298 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:55,083 - GOTTA RETHINK THAT VACATION ALGORITHM WHEN WE GET BACK. 299 00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:59,750 [horn blasts] 300 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,458 [laughter] 301 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,041 [clink] 302 00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:06,041 [cool music] 303 00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:07,291 ♪ ♪ 304 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,917 NOTHING TOPS KICKIN' BACK 305 00:16:09,959 --> 00:16:11,291 NEXT TO MY LOVING COMPUTER WIFE 306 00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:13,291 AND SOAKING UP THE RAYS. 307 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:16,750 - OH, I HOPE I DON'T GET SCREEN BURN! 308 00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:18,542 - LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND WITH THAT, HONEY! 309 00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:21,834 - OH, PLANKTON! YOU'RE SUCH A SWEET HUSBAND 310 00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:25,291 WHEN YOU AREN'T OBSESSING OVER THAT STUPID SECRET FORMULA! 311 00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:28,000 [laughs] 312 00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:31,750 - THERE HE IS, THAT SWABBY FOOL! 313 00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:34,667 YOUR TURN NOW, KRABS. 314 00:16:34,709 --> 00:16:37,667 - PLANKTON? WHO ARE YOU DENOUNCING NOW? 315 00:16:37,709 --> 00:16:40,041 OH, THE...HORS D'OEUVRES GUY! 316 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,625 HE'S LATE WITH MY NIBBLES AGAIN! 317 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,667 - OH, DON'T GET ALL WORKED UP, PLANKTON. 318 00:16:44,709 --> 00:16:47,667 LET'S JUST FOCUS ON SPENDING SOME QUALITY TIME 319 00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:50,083 TOGETHER ALONE FOR A CHANGE. 320 00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:51,458 [laughs] 321 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,834 NOW PUSH ME BACK UP TO THE TOP! 322 00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,417 PUSH ME TO THE TOP! 323 00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:58,041 - WOULD YOU LIKE A NIBBLE, SIR? - IS THAT KELP CHEESE? 324 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:06,333 - THAT SNACK IS AS BIG AS YOU ARE! 325 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:07,959 - [laughs] - VERY FUNNY, KAREN. 326 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,458 PERHAPS YOU SHOULD HAVE MARRIED A PILE OF CHEESE! 327 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:12,417 THAT'S IT! 328 00:17:16,542 --> 00:17:18,792 [laughter] 329 00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:21,166 [grunts] 330 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,667 [laughs] 331 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,709 WHEE!! 332 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,291 [laughing] 333 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:28,500 [straining] 334 00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:31,375 [pants] 335 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:32,542 [screams] 336 00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:34,375 [squish] 337 00:17:34,417 --> 00:17:35,417 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 338 00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:39,041 [moans] 339 00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:42,041 - I COULD HAVE SWORN I HEARD PLANKTERON. 340 00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:44,041 HEY...ME, TOO. 341 00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:46,250 - OH, WELL. ONE MORE TIME AROUND THE DECK! 342 00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:53,000 I'M SO EXHAUSTED! 343 00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:54,750 HOW'S IT GOING, HONEY? 344 00:17:54,792 --> 00:17:55,834 [snoring] 345 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,333 [yawns] 346 00:17:57,375 --> 00:18:01,417 OH, HI, PLANKTON! I MUST HAVE ACTIVATED SLEEP MODE! 347 00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:03,917 OH, WHAT A GREAT IDEA THIS WAS, 348 00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:06,834 GETTING AWAY FROM YOUR USUAL SHENANIGANS! 349 00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:09,583 YEAH, HEH HEH, SURE IS. 350 00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:11,750 [laughing] 351 00:18:11,792 --> 00:18:15,208 - UHH, JUST SIT BACK WHILE I MASSAGE YOUR WHEELS. 352 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:20,291 - NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME SO TIRED... 353 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,583 [snoring] 354 00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:25,542 - SLEEP WELL, BABE. [laughs wickedly] 355 00:18:30,917 --> 00:18:34,834 WHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE! 356 00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:39,417 BOY, I AM SO SWEATY. 357 00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:43,291 [howls] 358 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:51,166 I HATE YOU, KRABS. 359 00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:56,542 - WHOO-HOO! 360 00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,542 - YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THIS TIME! 361 00:18:58,583 --> 00:19:03,125 - I'M FEELING LUCKY! - [screams] 362 00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:06,208 [surfer music] 363 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:08,959 - OH, YEAH! WHOO-HOO! 364 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,542 GO, MR. KRABS! 365 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,250 I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! 366 00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:17,750 FORMULA OR NO FORMULA, I'M TAKING YOU DOWN! 367 00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:20,125 [laughs] 368 00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:22,917 WHOA! WHAHH! 369 00:19:22,959 --> 00:19:24,291 [moans and grunts] 370 00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:26,333 [screams] 371 00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:32,166 [electric whining] 372 00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:35,792 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I GIVE UP! 373 00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:37,959 I KNOW WHEN I'M BEAT. 374 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,583 OOH! WHAT'S ALL THIS? 375 00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:44,583 "FREE LAND FOOD"! SOUNDS SO EXOTIC! 376 00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:47,542 [sniffs] 377 00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:50,000 THIS LOOKS PROMISING. 378 00:19:50,041 --> 00:19:52,083 BLEH! 379 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,583 THAT TASTES LIKE PUTREFIED CORAL STEMS 380 00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:56,709 DIPPED IN ROTTEN BUTTER SAUCE. 381 00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:58,834 MMM...YEAH. 382 00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:02,041 - UGH, HOW CAN ANYONE STAND THIS SLOP? 383 00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:04,709 MAKES ME MISS OUR GRUB BACK AT THE OLD KRUSTY KRAB. 384 00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:07,500 SPONGEBOB, BE A GOOD MANSERVANT 385 00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:09,834 AND FIX ME UP A KRABBY PATTY, WOULD YA? 386 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:18,000 - A GOOD FRY COOK IS NEVER FAR FROM HIS GRILL, SIR! 387 00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:19,959 [all sniffing] 388 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,959 WHAT IS THAT DELICIOUS SMELL? 389 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,208 - I DON'T KNOW, BUT I WANT IT, WHATEVER IT IS! 390 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,917 ORDER UP, MR. KRABS! 391 00:20:32,959 --> 00:20:36,291 [excited chatter] 392 00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,542 [chuckles] 393 00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:42,417 LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A BUSINESS VENTURE ON OUR HANDS. 394 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:45,875 THIS VACATION JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT MORE LUCER-ATIVE, 395 00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:47,458 IF YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 396 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,625 KRABBY PATTIES! 397 00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:52,792 COME AND GET YOUR KRABBY PATTIES! 398 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:55,417 AHEM! GOOD DAY, SIRS! 399 00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:57,875 I WOULD LIKE TO PILFER YOUR-- 400 00:20:57,917 --> 00:21:00,834 I MEAN, PURCHASE A KRABBY PATTY. 401 00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:03,834 WATCH ME SUCKER THIS GUY. 402 00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:08,083 THAT'LL BE A MERE $100! 403 00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:10,542 THAT'S ALL? WHY, CERTAINLY! 404 00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:11,583 [laughs] 405 00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:14,792 [laughter] 406 00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:16,625 COME TO DADDY! 407 00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:17,875 [sniffs] 408 00:21:17,917 --> 00:21:20,834 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 409 00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:23,291 THERE'S CHUM ALL OVER THIS BILL! 410 00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:25,750 HEY, BUDDY, WHERE'D YA GET THIS? 411 00:21:25,792 --> 00:21:27,917 - FROM THE SAME PLACE THIS IS GOING-- 412 00:21:27,959 --> 00:21:29,875 THE CHUM BUCKET LABORATORY! 413 00:21:29,917 --> 00:21:32,041 NICE DOING BUSINESS, KRABS! 414 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,959 [laughs wickedly] 415 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,583 NOO! 416 00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:39,000 STAND BACK, SIR. 417 00:21:39,041 --> 00:21:40,917 LEAVE THIS TO YOUR TRUSTY MANSERVANT. 418 00:21:40,959 --> 00:21:42,250 [laughs wickedly] 419 00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:48,667 CHOKE ON THAT, YOU BIG-- 420 00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:50,291 [grunts] 421 00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:55,750 - I KNEW YOU WERE UP TO SOMETHING! 422 00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:58,041 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TRIED TO FOOL ME 423 00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:01,333 FOR YOUR OWN SELFISH NEEDS! 424 00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:05,333 MY SECOND HONEYMOON RUINED! 425 00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:07,333 - [sobs] - WELL, TECHNICALLY, 426 00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,583 - IT'S YOUR FIRST. - OH, WOULD YOU CAN IT ALREADY? 427 00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:11,417 I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE 428 00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:15,458 BUT TO TURN UP THE SETTINGS ON MY VACATION APP. 429 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,959 - I DON'T THINK THAT'S SUCH A GOOD-- 430 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:21,291 [shouting] 431 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:34,583 IF I WASN'T ON PAROLE... 432 00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:36,291 ME CUSTOMERS! 433 00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:40,917 AH, THIS VACATION IS A TOTAL BUST! 434 00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:43,500 - THANKS, MY SWEET LITTLE GONDOLIER! 435 00:22:43,542 --> 00:22:46,959 THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST... HONEYMOON EVER!