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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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♪ OHH... ♪
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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{\an8}SPONGEBOB
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{\an8}SQUAREPANTS!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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{\an8}[lilting ukulele music]
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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[laughing]
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GIDDEE-UP!
[laughing]
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YAH!
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AHEM.
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WEREN'T YOU GONNA PUT
YOUR VACATION SLIDES
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IN THE PROJECTOR, PATRICK?
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OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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- PATRICK,
THOSE ARE HASH BROWNS.
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HASH BROWNS!
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[eating noises]
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- UMM, PATRICK?
THE SLIDES?
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RIGHT! THE SLIDES!
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VOILA!
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UH...NOW WHAT?
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- NOW YOU PUT THE SLIDES
IN THE PROJECTOR.
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RIGHT! I KNEW THAT.
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PUT THE SLIDES IN THE PROJEC--
[shouts]
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TOR.
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DON'T WORRY, SPONGEBOB.
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I'VE GOT SOMETHING EVEN BETTER!
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AHEM.
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OKAY. HERE WE GO.
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- THERE I WAS--
- OH! A SHADOW PUPPET SHOW!
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- PLEASE, NO INTERRUPTIONS.
- SORRY.
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AS I WAS SAYING,
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I WAS LYIN' AROUND MY HOUSE,
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NOT EVEN PLANNING
TO HAVE A VACATION
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WHEN I HEARD A KNOCK
AT MY DOOR....
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[anguished moan]
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FOR CLAMMIN' OUT LOUD!
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[grunts]
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AWW, SHEESH!
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I'M STILL NOT THERE YET?!
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[groaning]
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PATRICK!
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PATRICK! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO YOURSELF?
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I'VE BEEN WAKING UP,
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EATING, SLEEPING,
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WAKING UP,
EATING, SLEEPING,
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WAKING UP, EATING, SLEEPING FOR
MY WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT A REST!
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I NEED A BREAK FROM THE HUSTLE
AND BUSTLE
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OF MY EVERYDAY LIFE.
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IT'S SO EXHAUSTING!
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HELP ME, SPONGEBOB!
PLEASE HELP ME!
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- PAL, WHAT YOU NEED
IS A VACATION!
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- THAT'S IT!
I NEED A VACATION!
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SO YOU'D LIKE A VACATION.
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GUH?! OH, GREAT!
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ANOTHER THING FOR ME TO--
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YES, HE'D LIKE A VACATION!
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- WELL, YOUR OPTIONS
ARE ENDLESS, MR. STAR!
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ANYWHERE FROM BEAUTIFUL,
WHITE SANDY BEACHES
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TO EXHILARATING JUNGLE SAFARIS.
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IT ALL DEPENDS ON YOUR BUDGET.
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[both grunt]
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- I GUESS
I'LL JUST HAVE TO STAY HOME.
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- "STAY HOME"?
THAT'S IT!
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YOU CAN TAKE A "STAY-CATION"!
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- WHAT'S THAT?
- TAKE YOUR VACATION AT HOME!
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NO PACKING, NO TRAVEL.
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JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO!
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- BEST OF ALL, IT'S FREE!
- OH, BOY!
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ALL RIGHT, PATRICK,
ENJOY YOUR STAYCATION!
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- THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO,
BUDDY!
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WELCOME TO STAR ROCK INN, SIR.
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MY NAME IS "TODD".
CAN I CHECK YOU IN?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
CAN YOU?
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- AH, YES, STAR...
STAR...STAR...
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PATRICK STAR, ROOM 801.
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YOUR KEY, SIR. AND PLEASE DON'T
HESITATE TO LET US KNOW
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IF THERE'S ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO
MAKE YOUR STAY MORE COMFORTABLE. [bell dings]
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MAY I TAKE YOUR BAGS, MR. STAR?
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- I DON'T HAVE ANY BA.
UHH...
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- FOLLOW ME, SIR.
YOUR ROOM IS RIGHT THIS WAY.
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YOUR ROOM, SIR.
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- OH, DEAR.
- IS SOMETHING WRONG, MR. STAR?
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- WELL, UM, HONESTLY,
I'M NOT SURE
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I LIKE THE WAY
THIS ROOM IS ARRANGED.
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ARRANGED?
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MR. STAR,
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
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- NO, I--
MAYBE IT'S THE WALLS.
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[moans]
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I GOT IT.
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LET'S PUT THE ROOM BACK THE WAY
IT WAS ORIGINALLY.
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- THE POOL IS ONE
OF THE STAR ROCK INN'S
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MOST RELAXING FEATURES.
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OH! A POOL!
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[laughing]
POOL.
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WHERE'S THE DIVING BOARD?
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THE DIVING BOARD?
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OOH. OH, ONE DIVING BOARD,
COMING UP!
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[pants]
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[sawing]
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YOUR DIVING BOARD, SIR!
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- ALL RIGHT!
[laughing]
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[crunch]
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YOU OKAY, SIR?
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- MY HEAD IS SWIMMING JUST FINE,
THANK YOU.
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OH, NO!
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LIFEGUARD ON DUTY!
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[exclaiming]
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[inhales]
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[blows whistle]
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ARE YOU OKAY, SIR?
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SO COLD.
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THIS CALLS FOR CPR.
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CANDY PEPPERMINT RESUSCITATION!
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SO WEAK.
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STRENGTH...
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RETURNING.
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[Patrick's stomach rumbles]
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- BUT I'M STILL HUNGRY.
- FOLLOW ME, SIR.
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[boing]
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OH!
[straining]
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[thumping]
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IF YOU WOULD TAKE YOUR SEAT,
SIR.
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YOUR DINING BIB, SIR.
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WOW! WHAT LUXURY.
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ONE KRABBY PATTY COMING UP!
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AHEM!
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WHAT, NO TIP?
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HEY!
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WHAT KIND OF RESORT IS THIS?
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WHERE'S THE ENTERTAINMENT?
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- OH!
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, SIR!
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PRESENTING
THE SPONGEBOB FOLLIES!
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[babbling]
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WHAT THE HEY!
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BORING.
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[whistling]
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[triumphant music]
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LAME.
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LIFT OFF.
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WELL? WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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YOU ARE SMOKIN'!
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AW, IT WAS NOTHING.
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- NO.
NO, YOU'RE REALLY SMOKING!
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- WHAT?
[sniffs]
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OH, NO!
THE KRABBY PATTY!
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[coughs]
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[gasps and coughs again]
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[stomach rumbling]
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MY TUMMY IS STILL LONELY!
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[sniffs]
AH.
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- [sniffs]
AH.
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AHH! DELISH!
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OH! SILLY ME.
I FORGOT THE NAPKIN.
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AND NOW AN ELEGANT MEAL
FOR AN ELEGANT PERSON.
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I AM QUITE REFINED.
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AHH!
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[belches]
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I'M ON VACATION!
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THE LAST RESORT
I WAS STAYING AT WAS A DUMP,
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BUT THIS PLACE IS AWESOME!
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OH, HEY, WAITER.
NAPKIN, PLEASE.
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[grumbles]
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MR. STAR?
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YOUR MEAL IS READY!
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- PATRICK? WHERE IS HE?
- [shouts]
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- AH.
- PATRICK, YOU DIM-WITTED MORON.
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GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!
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GOOD IDEA.
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I THINK I'LL HEAD
OVER TO THE SPA.
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I COULD USE A MASSAGE.
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- GET THIS INTO YOUR TINY, TINY,
LITTLE, TINY BRAIN:
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THIS IS NOT A RESORT.
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IT'S MY HOUSE.
THERE IS NO SPA.
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AND YOU CAN'T GET A MASSAGE!
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- OH! OH! OOOH!
YEAH, THAT'S THE SPOT.
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OH, HEY,
YOU SHOULD GET A MASSAGE TOO.
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PFFT! NOT LIKELY.
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[neck cracks]
OW! OW! OW! OW!
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AHH...
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WHAT THE HAY.
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MOVE OVER.
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I WANT A DEEP TISSUE TREATMENT,
AND DON'T FORGET THE FEET.
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[snoring]
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SO TIRED.
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AHH!
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[snoring]
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- PATRICK,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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- THAT RESORT NEXT DOOR
IS TOO CROWDED.
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THEN I FOUND THIS PLACE.
IT'S QUIET AND PEACEFUL.
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GOOD NIGHT, SPONGEBOB.
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[snoring]
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- [snoring]
- WAKE UP, LADDY.
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- MM?
OH, HI, MR. KRABS.
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- YOU HAVE
ANOTHER NASTY OL' DREAM?
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- MM-MM.
- PATRICK IN YOUR BED AGAIN?
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- MM-HMM.
- AYE.
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- WELL, GOOD NIGHT, LADDY.
- GOOD NIGHT, SIR.
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{\an8}[lilting ukulele music]
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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[laughs wickedly]
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SALUTATIONS, PUNY MORTALS!
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I AM THE GREAT GENIE
OF THE SLIDE CAROUSEL! OOOH!
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ENDURE MY VACATION SLIDES OR I
SHALL GRANT YOU THREE MISERIES!
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- HEY, IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE THREE WISHES!
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SILENCE, RED ONE!
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WITHSTAND MY SLIDES!
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- OH, FOR...
- YAY!
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[screams]
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[fire alarm sound effect]
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- EVERYTHING OKAY IN THERE,
OH GREAT GENIE?
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WHAT, ARE YOU MOCKING ME, KID?
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OF COURSE EVERYTHING'S NOT OKAY!
I CAN'T SHOW MY SLIDES!
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- WELL, THAT'S NOT
THE "CAN DO" SPIRIT!
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LA.
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- NOW WE'RE COOKIN'
WITH BLUBBER.
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MY SECOND HONEYMOON.
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IT STARTED OUT JUST
AS ANY ROMANTIC GETAWAY SHOULD:
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WITH FIVE DAYS
OF ROUND-THE-CLOCK SURVEILLANCE.
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WHOA!
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OOH, A LETTER!
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THANK YOU, MR. MAILMAN!
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BOY, IF I WEREN'T ALREADY
ON PAROLE...
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[laughs]
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MAIL CALL!
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ATTABOY!
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[laughs]
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IT'S FREE TICKETS!
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- FREE TICKETS!
FOR WHAT, MR. KRABS?
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"YOU AND A GUEST
HAVE WON A WEEK OF RELAXATION
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ON A LUXURY OCEAN CRUISE SHIP."
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- WhOO-HOO! WORKS FOR ME!
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GENTLEMEN,
I'M LEAVIN' YOU IN CHARGE.
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SEE YA WHEN I SEE YA!
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- OH, MR. KRABS.
THIS SAYS "YOU AND A GUEST"!
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- WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD MAKE
THAT EXTRA TICKET AVAILABLE
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TO, SAY,
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WHOEVER WANTS TO BE
ME MANSERVANT!
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RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR!
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YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAND OVER
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THAT SECRET FORMULA RIGHT NOW!
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00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:11,041
'CAUSE ONCE YOU SHOVE OFF,
IT'S AS GOOD AS MINE!
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[laughs]
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WHAT IN SEA BOTTOMS?
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LOOKIE HERE, BOY,
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I'M BRINGIN'
ALONG THE SECRET FORMULA
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AS A PRECAUTION...
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JUST IN CASE OUR ABSENCE
PROVES TOO TEMPTING
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TO A CERTAIN ONE-EYED
CREEPY-CRAWLY.
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- WELL PLAYED, KRABS.
WELL PLAYED, INDEED!
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BUT AS USUAL,
THIS "ONE-EYED CREEPY-CRAWLY"
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IS ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU!
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YA CAN'T BEAT PLAN B!
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YA CAN'T BEAT IT!
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OH, THIS IS GONNA BE SO SWEET!
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KAREN, WE ARE GOING
ON A LUXURY CRUISE!
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- A CRUISE?
JUST THE TWO OF US?
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OH, PLANKTON!
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[laughs happily]
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00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:53,375
HEY, IF THIS IS ANOTHER SCHEME
TO STEAL THE SECRET FORMULA,
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YOU CAN LEAVE ME HOME!
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00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:58,917
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
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JUST THINK OF IT
AS OUR SECOND HONEYMOON.
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- DON'T YOU HAVE TO HAVE
A FIRST HONEYMOON
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BEFORE YOU EMBARK
ON A SECOND?
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- WHY DON'T I BUMP UP THOSE
VACATION SETTINGS UP A SMIDGE?
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- OH, PLANKTON,
THIS SECOND HONEYMOON
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IS GOING TO BE SO GREAT!
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- YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE GROOVY,
BABE.
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NOW, A QUICK CHECK
OF THE VACATION INVENTORY.
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SUNTAN LOTION, SUNGLASS,
DEATH LASER...
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GOT IT!
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DID YOU SEE THE PRETTY LASER,
HONEY?
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- SEE IT?!
IT ALMOST SPLIT ME IN HALF!
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WHOOPS! SORRY!
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I'M JUST SO EXCITED
ABOUT OUR CRUISE!
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CRUISEY CRUISE CRUISE!
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[giggles]
CRUISE!
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CRUISE! CRUISE!
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[laughs]
CRUISE...
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- GOTTA RETHINK THAT VACATION
ALGORITHM WHEN WE GET BACK.
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[horn blasts]
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[laughter]
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[clink]
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[cool music]
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♪ ♪
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NOTHING TOPS KICKIN' BACK
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NEXT TO MY LOVING COMPUTER WIFE
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AND SOAKING UP THE RAYS.
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- OH, I HOPE
I DON'T GET SCREEN BURN!
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- LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND
WITH THAT, HONEY!
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- OH, PLANKTON!
YOU'RE SUCH A SWEET HUSBAND
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WHEN YOU AREN'T OBSESSING
OVER THAT STUPID SECRET FORMULA!
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[laughs]
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- THERE HE IS,
THAT SWABBY FOOL!
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YOUR TURN NOW, KRABS.
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- PLANKTON?
WHO ARE YOU DENOUNCING NOW?
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OH, THE...HORS D'OEUVRES GUY!
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HE'S LATE WITH MY NIBBLES AGAIN!
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- OH, DON'T GET ALL WORKED UP,
PLANKTON.
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LET'S JUST FOCUS ON SPENDING
SOME QUALITY TIME
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TOGETHER ALONE
FOR A CHANGE.
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[laughs]
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NOW PUSH ME BACK UP TO THE TOP!
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PUSH ME TO THE TOP!
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- WOULD YOU LIKE A NIBBLE, SIR?
- IS THAT KELP CHEESE?
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- THAT SNACK
IS AS BIG AS YOU ARE!
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- [laughs]
- VERY FUNNY, KAREN.
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PERHAPS YOU SHOULD HAVE MARRIED
A PILE OF CHEESE!
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THAT'S IT!
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[laughter]
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[grunts]
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[laughs]
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WHEE!!
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[laughing]
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[straining]
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[pants]
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[screams]
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[squish]
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DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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[moans]
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- I COULD HAVE SWORN
I HEARD PLANKTERON.
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HEY...ME, TOO.
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- OH, WELL.
ONE MORE TIME AROUND THE DECK!
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I'M SO EXHAUSTED!
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HOW'S IT GOING, HONEY?
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[snoring]
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[yawns]
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OH, HI, PLANKTON!
I MUST HAVE ACTIVATED SLEEP MODE!
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OH, WHAT A GREAT IDEA
THIS WAS,
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GETTING AWAY
FROM YOUR USUAL SHENANIGANS!
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YEAH, HEH HEH, SURE IS.
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[laughing]
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- UHH, JUST SIT BACK
WHILE I MASSAGE YOUR WHEELS.
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- NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME
SO TIRED...
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[snoring]
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- SLEEP WELL, BABE.
[laughs wickedly]
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WHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE!
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BOY, I AM SO SWEATY.
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00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:43,291
[howls]
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I HATE YOU, KRABS.
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- WHOO-HOO!
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- YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY
THIS TIME!
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- I'M FEELING LUCKY!
- [screams]
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00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:06,208
[surfer music]
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- OH, YEAH!
WHOO-HOO!
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GO, MR. KRABS!
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I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
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FORMULA OR NO FORMULA,
I'M TAKING YOU DOWN!
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00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:20,125
[laughs]
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00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:22,917
WHOA! WHAHH!
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[moans and grunts]
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[screams]
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[electric whining]
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I GIVE UP!
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I KNOW WHEN I'M BEAT.
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OOH! WHAT'S ALL THIS?
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"FREE LAND FOOD"!
SOUNDS SO EXOTIC!
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[sniffs]
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00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:50,000
THIS LOOKS PROMISING.
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BLEH!
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THAT TASTES
LIKE PUTREFIED CORAL STEMS
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DIPPED IN ROTTEN BUTTER SAUCE.
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MMM...YEAH.
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00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:02,041
- UGH, HOW CAN ANYONE
STAND THIS SLOP?
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MAKES ME MISS OUR GRUB
BACK AT THE OLD KRUSTY KRAB.
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SPONGEBOB,
BE A GOOD MANSERVANT
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AND FIX ME UP A KRABBY PATTY,
WOULD YA?
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00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:18,000
- A GOOD FRY COOK IS NEVER FAR
FROM HIS GRILL, SIR!
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00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:19,959
[all sniffing]
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00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,959
WHAT IS THAT DELICIOUS SMELL?
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- I DON'T KNOW, BUT I WANT IT,
WHATEVER IT IS!
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00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,917
ORDER UP, MR. KRABS!
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00:20:32,959 --> 00:20:36,291
[excited chatter]
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00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,542
[chuckles]
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00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:42,417
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT
A BUSINESS VENTURE ON OUR HANDS.
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THIS VACATION JUST GOT
A WHOLE LOT MORE LUCER-ATIVE,
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IF YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
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KRABBY PATTIES!
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00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:52,792
COME AND GET
YOUR KRABBY PATTIES!
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00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:55,417
AHEM! GOOD DAY, SIRS!
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00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:57,875
I WOULD LIKE TO PILFER YOUR--
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I MEAN,
PURCHASE A KRABBY PATTY.
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00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:03,834
WATCH ME SUCKER THIS GUY.
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00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:08,083
THAT'LL BE A MERE $100!
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00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:10,542
THAT'S ALL? WHY, CERTAINLY!
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00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:11,583
[laughs]
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00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:14,792
[laughter]
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00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:16,625
COME TO DADDY!
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00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:17,875
[sniffs]
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00:21:17,917 --> 00:21:20,834
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
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00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:23,291
THERE'S CHUM
ALL OVER THIS BILL!
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00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:25,750
HEY, BUDDY,
WHERE'D YA GET THIS?
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- FROM THE SAME PLACE
THIS IS GOING--
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THE CHUM BUCKET LABORATORY!
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00:21:29,917 --> 00:21:32,041
NICE DOING BUSINESS, KRABS!
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00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,959
[laughs wickedly]
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00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,583
NOO!
416
00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:39,000
STAND BACK, SIR.
417
00:21:39,041 --> 00:21:40,917
LEAVE THIS
TO YOUR TRUSTY MANSERVANT.
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00:21:40,959 --> 00:21:42,250
[laughs wickedly]
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00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:48,667
CHOKE ON THAT, YOU BIG--
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00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:50,291
[grunts]
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00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:55,750
- I KNEW YOU WERE
UP TO SOMETHING!
422
00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:58,041
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU TRIED TO FOOL ME
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00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:01,333
FOR YOUR OWN SELFISH NEEDS!
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00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:05,333
MY SECOND HONEYMOON RUINED!
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00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:07,333
- [sobs]
- WELL, TECHNICALLY,
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00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,583
- IT'S YOUR FIRST.
- OH, WOULD YOU CAN IT ALREADY?
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00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:11,417
I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE
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00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:15,458
BUT TO TURN UP THE SETTINGS
ON MY VACATION APP.
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00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,959
- I DON'T THINK
THAT'S SUCH A GOOD--
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00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:21,291
[shouting]
431
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:34,583
IF I WASN'T ON PAROLE...
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00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:36,291
ME CUSTOMERS!
433
00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:40,917
AH, THIS VACATION
IS A TOTAL BUST!
434
00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:43,500
- THANKS,
MY SWEET LITTLE GONDOLIER!
435
00:22:43,542 --> 00:22:46,959
THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST...
HONEYMOON EVER!