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♪ ♪
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- SO WHY ARE WE GOIN'
TO SANDY'S HOUSE?
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- TO SEE OUR VACATION SLIDES
FOR THE--
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both: OOF!
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- WE GOT THE SLIDES,
SIR.
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WHO? WHAT? WHY?
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both: WHOA!
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- THOSE TWO AGENTS FROM
THE BUREAU OF DRY-LAND SECURITY
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JUST CONFISCATED
ALL MY VACATION SLIDES, BOYS.
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OR SO THEY THINK.
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[alarm]
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YOU SEE,
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SOMEONE ALREADY MADE
A SECRET COPY.
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YES,
SPONGEBOB?
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- WHO IS THIS "SOMEONE?"
DO WE KNOW HIM?
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- BY "SOMEONE,"
I WAS IMPLYING ME, SPONGEBOB.
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YES,
PATRICK?
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- CAN YOU NOT IMPLY ANYMORE?
IT'S CONFUSING.
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- OKAY.
NO MORE QUESTIONS 'TIL THE END OF THE SLIDESHOW, KAY?
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GOOD.
THIS FIRST SLIDE IS OF ME,
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GETTIN' SOME
LAST-MINUTE READINGS,
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BEFORE I TOOK OFF
ON MY VACATION.
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AND THIS IS ME
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GIVIN' THE THUMBS-UP,
GOODBYE-FOR-NOW SALUTE.
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AND THIS--
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THIS IS WHERE
A LITTLE, SQUARE PAL OF MINE
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DECIDED TO PAY ME
A VISIT.
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- ♪ I'M READY TO SEE SANDY
I'M READY TO SEE SANDY ♪
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♪ I'M READY TO SEE SANDY ♪
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♪ I'M READY TO RING
SANDY'S DOORBELL ♪
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[doorbell rings]
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[ominous rumble]
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- SA-A-A-A-A--
- A-A-AN-N-N-DY
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POM!
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[triumphant music]
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WHOA.
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- WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF MY MOON WAGON?
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- I'M SORRY
I ACTIVATED IT.
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HOW WAS I TO KNOW IT WAS
HOOKED UP TO YOUR DOORBELL?
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- OH, NO,
SPONGEBOB.
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THAT WAS WHAT YOU CALL
A CO-EEN-CI-DANCE.
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I'M GETTIN' READY
FOR MY VACATION.
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- WHERE ARE
YOU GOING?
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THE MOOOON.
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- [gasps] YOU'RE GOIN'
ON A MOOOON TRIP?
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- YUP!
I'M ALL PACKED AND READY TO GO.
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- WANNA HELP ME--
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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- LOAD UP THE MOON WAGON?
[sighs]
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- MORNING,
MR. BAKER MAN
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OH. I'M SORRY,
I'LL TAKE A NUMBER.
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[grunts]
IT'S USUALLY...PERFORATED.
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[strains]
ARGH!
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[sighs]
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NUMBER 12.
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- [muffled]
UM, YES, I AM NUMBER 12.
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- [through clenched teeth]
WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU TODAY?
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- I NEED A BON VOYAGE
SHEET CAKE, PLEASE.
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[sighs]
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- CAN YOU PUT
YUMMY WORDS ON IT?
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UM, LET'S SEE.
WHAT WOULD THOSE YUMMY WORDS BE?
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OH!
I GOT IT.
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HAVE FUN ON THE MOON.
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LET'S SEE,
WHAT RHYMES WITH MOON?
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TUNE. RUNE.
NOON. GOON.
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HOW 'BOUT LOON?
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I GOT IT!
SEE YOU SOON!
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[banjo chords]
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♪ ♪
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[uplifting music]
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♪ ♪
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T MINUS 12,
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11, 10...
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9, 8...
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- NO-O-O, WAIT!
- SEVEN.
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- SANDY!
- SIX.
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- YOU CAN'T GO
WITHOUT YOUR SHEET CAKE.
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- FIVE, FOUR.
- WHOA!
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- AAH!
- THREE, TWO.
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- WHOA.
- ONE.
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- SPONGEBOB? WHAT IN COLD
CHICKEN AND PICKLES
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ARE YOU DOIN'
IN MY SHIP?
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- [panting] I WANTED TO GET YA--
SO I WENT TO THE--
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AND I CAME, AND THE GUY'S
ALL "T MINUS" SOMETHING, AND--
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LAUNCH COMMENCING.
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- NEVER MIND!
CAN'T STOP THE COUNTDOWN NOW.
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YOU BETTER
STRAP YOURSELF DOWN.
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LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GOIN'
ON A MOON-CATION.
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- I AM?
WHOO!
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♪ DO-DO DUH-DUH DAH DUH DAH ♪
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♪ GOIN' TO THE MOON ♪
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♪ MOON TRIP! MOON TRIP!
MOON TRIP! MOON TRIP! ♪
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HEY, SANDY. SANDY. SANDY. SANDY.
SANDY? SANDY? HEY, SANDY.
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- I-I-I'M KIND OF BUSY HERE,
SPONGEBOB.
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GOTTA RE-CALCULATE
TO ACCOUNT FOR THE EXTRA WEIGHT.
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- OH. I JUST WANTED
TO SHOW YOU THE--
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- BRACE
FOR THE AFTERBURNERS.
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WHAT WERE YOU SAYING,
SPONGEBOB?
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- OH, I--BROUGHT YOU
A BON VOYAGE SHEET CAKE.
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- YOU CAN'T BRING
REGULAR FOOD INTO SPACE.
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- WH-WH-WH-WHY NOT?
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- BECAUSE,
AS WE LEAVE EARTH'S GRAVITY,
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EVERYTHING
BECOMES WEIGHTLESS,
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AND ANY UNCONTAINED FOOD
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WILL FLOAT OFF
IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
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- OH.
IS THAT A PROBLEM?
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- ONLY IF IT
GETS SUCKED INTO
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{\an8}THE REVERSE SPATIAL
LINEARITY DRIVE
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[sputtering]
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AW, NUTS!
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- OOPS.
SORRY, SANDY.
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- WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING
I BROUGHT MY...
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HWAH!
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SPECIAL SPACESUIT,
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DESIGNED FOR JUST
THIS KIND OF SITUATION.
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NOW, TRY NOT TO FOUL
ANYTHING ELSE UP
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WHILE I'M OUT
SAVING OUR NECKS.
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[uplifting music]
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♪ ♪
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AHA!
THERE'S THE PROBLEM.
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♪ ♪
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[chomp]
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EH,
COULD'VE USED MORE NUTS.
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♪ ♪
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[fires up]
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OKAY, I GOT HER
UP AND RUNNING AGAIN
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NOW, CAN YOU PLEASE SIT
WITH YOUR HANDS FOLDED
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FOR A WHILE,
SPONGEBOB?
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- ROGER THAT,
FOLDING HANDS.
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- NOW GET READY
FOR LUNAR MODULE 7--
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- WHAT DO YOU THINK, SANDY?
- JUST DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING WHILE WE SEPARATE.
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- [laughing]
OKAY.
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- THAT LOOKS
LIKE A GOOD SPOT.
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ALL RIGHT, SPONGEBOB, NOW THAT
WE'VE GOT OUR CAMP SET UP,
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IT'S TIME FOR SOME
MOON CRATER BOARDIN'.
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- WHAT'S
MOON CRATER BOARDING?
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- IT'S SIMPLE.
YOU RIDE THESE...
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ON THAT...
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LIKE THIS!
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YEE-HA!
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RIGHT HERE'S
THE FLIPPITY DOO-DAH.
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RIGHT THERE'S
THE CLASSIC TEXAS TAIL-GRAB.
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[snap]
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[wobble wobble]
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AND THIS I CALL
THE 720 NUT JOB.
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[pop]
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[chomp]
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MUNCHY!
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AND LET'S NOT FORGET
MY GRANDPAPPY'S FAVORITE,
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[chimes]
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THE TOUR DE SATURN,
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[inhales]
STAR-GAZER.
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YEE-HA!
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NOTHIN' LIKE EXTREME SPORTS
IN ZERO GRAVITY.
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[inhales]
ALL RIGHT.
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YOUR TURN.
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- OH. GEE,
I DON'T KNOW, SANDY,
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I-I-IT LOOKS
KIND OF SCARY.
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- AH, COME ON, SPONGEBOB,
YOU GOT THIS.
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IT'S A CAN O' CORN.
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- WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT CORN
IS, BUT I SURE LIKE CANS.
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ALL RIGHT,
I'LL GIVE IT A TRY.
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[boing boing boing]
EH.
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[boing]
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SANDY,
TH-THIS DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT.
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- UH-OH.
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LOOKS LIKE SPONGEBOB'S
TOO LIGHT IN THE LUNAR GRAVITY.
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SPONGEBOB,
GRAB AHOLD OF THIS!
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OKAY.
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GOT IT!
YEAH, WELL--
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[screams]
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[rockabilly music]
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♪ ♪
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AAH!
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WAH!
OW!
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- WOW, SPONGEBOB,
WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT TRICK?
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- WA-A-AH!
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INTERESTING.
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MAYBE YOU CAN TEACH ME
HOW TO DO A "WA-A-AH!"
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- WA-A-AH!
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AAH-A-AH!
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WA-A-AH!
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WHA-A-AOH!
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WA-A-A-AH!
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HEY,
THIS IS KIND OF FUN.
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[metal bending]
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- CAROL,
YOUR REAL FATHER IS--
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[electrical sparks]
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- WHA-HEY!
WHO'S CAROL'S REAL FATHER?
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- WATCH THIS,
SANDY.
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ALL RIGHT.
UH, NO-LOOK,
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LET'S SEE, UH,
ONE-FOOTED,
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TONGUE OUT, FLIP,
LEG OUT--
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[smash]
OW!
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[crash]
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- SMASH INTO THE SIDE
OF THE ROCKET.
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- YOU DID GREAT,
SPONGEBOB.
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BUT YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR TRICK
THE ONE-FOOTED, TONGUE OUT,
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FLIP, LEG UP, PUNCTURE
THE FUEL TANK ON THE ROCKET.
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OOPS.
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- COME ON,
SPONGEBOB!
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WE GOTTA GET
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WHILE THERE'S STILL ENOUGH FUEL
TO MAKE IT HOME!
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- [gasps]
WAIT!
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I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING
VERY IMPORTANT.
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[silly music]
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♪ ♪
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THERE.
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[pensive music]
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♪ ♪
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SO, W-W-WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT,
AREN'T WE, SANDY?
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- IF THE FUEL HOLDS OUT,
THERE'S NO REASON TO PANIC.
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[alarm]
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[wheezy cough]
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[alarm]
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- WITHOUT THE ENGINES,
WE'VE LOST ALL CONTROL!
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[gasps]
WE'RE COMING IN TOO STEEP!
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IS THAT BAD?
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ONLY IF
YOU CONSIDER
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BEING CONSUMED
IN A GIANT FIREBALL BAD.
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- OH. WELL IN THAT CASE,
I WON'T EVEN--
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[gasps]
GIANT FIREBALL!
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UH. UH.
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AAH!
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OOF.
SANDY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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- I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS BULL
BY THE HORNS.
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[gasps]
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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- ARE WE GONNA BE CONSUMED IN
A GIANT FIREBALL?
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- NOT IF I CAN KEEP HER NOSE UP,
WE AREN'T.
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HANG ON!
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IT'S GONNA GET BUMPY WHEN
WE HIT THE ATMOSPHERE.
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AAH!
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YEE...HA!
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OOOH...
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MY GOODNESS.
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- AAH!
- YIP! YIP! YIPEE!
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YEE-HA!
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YEE-HA!
240
00:10:09,599 --> 00:10:11,515
- AAH! A-A-A-AH!
241
00:10:11,557 --> 00:10:12,973
- WOO-HOO!
242
00:10:14,473 --> 00:10:18,223
- YEE-E-E-HA-A-A-AH!
- A-A-A-AH!
243
00:10:18,265 --> 00:10:19,307
O-O-OH!
244
00:10:19,348 --> 00:10:20,515
NO!
245
00:10:24,265 --> 00:10:26,265
O-O-OH.
WHERE AM--
246
00:10:26,307 --> 00:10:27,849
OH, MY GOSH!
247
00:10:27,890 --> 00:10:29,515
SANDY.
248
00:10:29,557 --> 00:10:31,307
SANDY, ARE YOU OKAY?
249
00:10:31,348 --> 00:10:33,265
UH.
250
00:10:33,307 --> 00:10:38,265
- OH, SANDY. I'M SORRY I RUINED
YOUR VACATION TO THE MOON.
251
00:10:38,307 --> 00:10:42,056
- UH, RUINED?
AW, HECK NO!
252
00:10:42,098 --> 00:10:43,640
YOU DIDN'T RUIN MY VACATION.
253
00:10:43,682 --> 00:10:46,348
THAT WAS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD
IN A TOAD'S AGE.
254
00:10:46,390 --> 00:10:50,765
SOON AS I FIX MY ROCKET,
YOU AND ME IS HEADIN' TO MARS.
255
00:10:50,807 --> 00:10:53,098
NOW, LET'S GO GET US ANOTHER ONE
OF THOSE SHEET CAKES.
256
00:10:53,140 --> 00:10:55,515
[laughter]
257
00:10:58,223 --> 00:10:59,849
{\an8}[sea shanty music]
258
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{\an8}♪ ♪
259
00:11:07,931 --> 00:11:10,015
- WHO'S READY
FOR SOME EXCITEMENT?
260
00:11:10,056 --> 00:11:11,432
all: WE ARE!
261
00:11:11,473 --> 00:11:14,140
WHO'S READY FOR SOME FUN?
262
00:11:14,181 --> 00:11:15,640
both: WE ARE!
263
00:11:15,682 --> 00:11:19,348
- WHO'S READY TO LOOK AT
SOME VACATION PICTURES?
264
00:11:19,390 --> 00:11:21,223
both: WE--UH.
HUH?
265
00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:24,931
- I'M SURE YOU ALL KNOW
THIS CHARMING FELLER.
266
00:11:24,973 --> 00:11:26,931
HERE'S THE ONE THAT
ALMOST GOT AWAY.
267
00:11:26,973 --> 00:11:30,931
LOOK AT THESE PROUD TOWERS OF
GOLD AND GREEN.
268
00:11:30,973 --> 00:11:33,307
HERE'S WHERE
THE WHOLE THING STARTED.
269
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- THAT'LL BE $6.75,
PLEASE.
270
00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:38,557
ATTENTION!
271
00:11:38,599 --> 00:11:40,682
ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES
OF THE KRUSTY KRAB.
272
00:11:40,724 --> 00:11:42,140
REPORT IMMEDIATELY
TO THE MAIN OFFICE.
273
00:11:43,473 --> 00:11:45,807
- HEY!
WHAT ABOUT MY CHANGE?
274
00:11:45,849 --> 00:11:47,348
YOU CALLED, MR. KRABS?
275
00:11:47,390 --> 00:11:49,682
- THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU BETTER HAVE A SEAT, LADDIE.
276
00:11:49,724 --> 00:11:51,640
GENTLEMEN, I HAVE
AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
277
00:11:51,682 --> 00:11:52,640
AS OF TOMORROW,
278
00:11:52,682 --> 00:11:53,973
I'M CLOSIN' THE KRUSTY KRAB.
279
00:11:54,015 --> 00:11:55,724
HALLELUJAH!
280
00:11:57,390 --> 00:11:59,348
[gasps]
281
00:11:59,390 --> 00:12:03,640
- RELAX, BOY. I'M JUST GOIN'
ON VACATION FOR A FEW DAYS.
282
00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:06,807
YESSIREE, LADDIE.
I THINK THE OLD KRUSTY KRAB
283
00:12:06,849 --> 00:12:08,265
CAN AFFORD A FEW DAYS
IN DRY DOCK
284
00:12:08,307 --> 00:12:10,765
WHILE I TAKE LITTLE PEARL
ON A LONG-OVERDUE VACATION.
285
00:12:10,807 --> 00:12:13,849
AND I WAS KINDA HOPIN'
THAT YOU'D COME ALONG WITH US,
286
00:12:13,890 --> 00:12:15,515
SPONGEBOB.
287
00:12:15,557 --> 00:12:18,098
[echoing off] COME ALONG
WITH US, SPONGEBOB.
288
00:12:18,140 --> 00:12:19,348
COME ALONG WITH US--
289
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,931
FOR A NOMINAL FEE,
OF COURSE.
290
00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:24,223
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK, BOY?
291
00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,265
SPONGEBOB?
292
00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:31,015
YES. PLEASE.
293
00:12:31,056 --> 00:12:32,265
GREAT!
294
00:12:32,307 --> 00:12:33,348
WE'LL HAVE SOME FUN.
295
00:12:33,390 --> 00:12:36,223
[laughs]
296
00:12:36,265 --> 00:12:37,807
PEARL, MY DEAR?
297
00:12:37,849 --> 00:12:40,473
ARE YOU ALL PACKED
AND READY TO GO?
298
00:12:40,515 --> 00:12:41,807
YOU BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR.
299
00:12:41,849 --> 00:12:43,307
MY BOTTOM DOLLAR?
300
00:12:43,348 --> 00:12:44,807
WHY, I'D NEVER DO THAT.
301
00:12:44,849 --> 00:12:47,473
- IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION,
DADDY.
302
00:12:47,515 --> 00:12:49,724
I JUST MEAN I'M REALLY,
REALLY EXCITED!
303
00:12:52,015 --> 00:12:53,181
[gasping]
304
00:12:53,223 --> 00:12:55,098
- ♪ LA LA LA-LA LA LA LA LA ♪
305
00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:58,557
- DADDY, ONE OF YOUR EMPLOYEES
IS IN THE BACK SEAT!
306
00:12:58,599 --> 00:13:00,765
- ♪ GOIN' ON VACATION
WITH MR. KRABS ♪
307
00:13:00,807 --> 00:13:03,348
♪ GOIN' ON VACATION
WITH HIS DAUGHTER, PEARL ♪
308
00:13:03,390 --> 00:13:05,640
♪ GOIN' ON VACATION WITH
THE WHOLE KRABS CLAN ♪
309
00:13:05,682 --> 00:13:07,682
♪ LA LA LA-LA LA LA ♪
310
00:13:07,724 --> 00:13:10,640
♪ I'M A VA-CATION MAN ♪
311
00:13:10,682 --> 00:13:12,140
HEY, TRAVEL BUDDIES.
312
00:13:12,181 --> 00:13:13,973
- DADDY,
I THOUGHT THIS WAS
313
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SUPPOSED TO BE
OUR FAMILY VACATION.
314
00:13:16,973 --> 00:13:18,056
UH, IT STILL IS.
315
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,682
SPONGEBOB'S LIKE
A SON I NEVER HAD.
316
00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:22,432
PLUS, HE'S PAYIN' TOP-DOLLAR
TO TAG ALONG.
317
00:13:23,807 --> 00:13:24,807
HI, PEARL.
318
00:13:24,849 --> 00:13:26,015
LOOKS LIKE YOU AND I
GET TO SPEND
319
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:27,849
SOME QUALITY TIME TOGETHER.
320
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:31,348
- YOU KNOW, SPONGEBOB, WE'VE GOT
AN OLD FAMILY TRADITION
321
00:13:31,390 --> 00:13:33,390
OF HAVING OUR GUESTS
RIDE ON THE FLOOR.
322
00:13:33,432 --> 00:13:35,890
WITH THE LUGGAGE,
UNTIL WE LEAVE TOWN.
323
00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:38,849
- I WILL HAPPILY HONOR
THIS FAMILY TRADITION.
324
00:13:38,890 --> 00:13:42,557
- SEE. YOU TWO ARE ALREADY
HAVIN' FUN TOGETHER.
325
00:13:42,599 --> 00:13:44,973
[chuckles]
326
00:13:47,973 --> 00:13:51,557
- AND THERE THEY GO.
TWO WHOLE DAYS WITH NO WORK,
327
00:13:51,599 --> 00:13:53,223
AND NO SPONGEBOB.
328
00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,348
IT'S ALMOST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
329
00:13:55,390 --> 00:13:58,557
NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.
330
00:13:58,599 --> 00:14:00,682
[guffaws]
331
00:14:00,724 --> 00:14:03,348
[laughs]
332
00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:04,348
OW!
333
00:14:04,390 --> 00:14:05,599
DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
334
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,682
- JUST THE SOUND
OF THIS VACATION DYING!
335
00:14:07,724 --> 00:14:10,348
- OH, CHEER UP,
PUMPKIN-PUSS.
336
00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:11,557
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
337
00:14:11,599 --> 00:14:14,515
- UM, IS IT TIME TO COME UP,
YET?
338
00:14:14,557 --> 00:14:16,931
- SURE. WHY NOT?
JOIN THE FUNERAL.
339
00:14:16,973 --> 00:14:19,432
SUPER MEGA MALL WORLD!
340
00:14:19,473 --> 00:14:22,307
[gasps]
IS THAT WHERE WE'RE GOING?
341
00:14:22,348 --> 00:14:25,599
- NO-O. NO, THE PLACE
WE'RE GOING IS MUCH BETTER.
342
00:14:27,265 --> 00:14:29,599
- UH, MR. KRABS? THINK WE COULD
MAKE A BATHROOM STOP?
343
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,307
- BUT WE'RE MAKIN'
SUCH GREAT TIME!
344
00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:33,931
TRY TO HOLD IT A LITTLE LONGER,
LAD.
345
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:38,223
- HOLY MOLEY, WE'RE GOING
TO PLANET ROLLER-COASTER!
346
00:14:40,265 --> 00:14:41,765
WHA--
DADDY!
347
00:14:41,807 --> 00:14:43,390
WH-WHY AREN'T WE STOPPING?
348
00:14:43,432 --> 00:14:45,223
[chuckles]
349
00:14:45,265 --> 00:14:47,348
THE PLACE WE'RE GOIN'
IS A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER
350
00:14:47,390 --> 00:14:49,098
THAN THAT OLD AMUSEMENT PARK.
351
00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:50,807
IS IT BATHROOM LAND?
352
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,390
'CAUSE I COULD REALLY USE
A BATHROOM RIGHT NOW.
353
00:14:52,432 --> 00:14:55,432
- [chuckles]
BATHROOM LAND.
354
00:14:55,473 --> 00:14:57,682
OH, SPONGEBOB,
YOU KILL ME.
355
00:14:57,724 --> 00:15:00,724
- YEAH,
HE'S A REGULAR CHUCKLE FACTORY.
356
00:15:00,765 --> 00:15:01,557
HA. HA. HA.
357
00:15:03,432 --> 00:15:06,807
- OKAY, KIDS.
WE'RE JUST ABOUT THERE.
358
00:15:06,849 --> 00:15:11,223
JUST OVER THAT HILL IS
THE GREATEST SIGHT IN THE SEA.
359
00:15:11,265 --> 00:15:15,223
NOW CLOSE YOUR EYES
FOR A BIG SURPRI-ISE.
360
00:15:15,265 --> 00:15:19,015
- TEENAGE BOY MUSEUM.
TEENAGE BOY MUSEUM!
361
00:15:19,056 --> 00:15:20,473
- BATHROOM.
BATHROOM!
362
00:15:22,473 --> 00:15:27,181
- OKAY, WE'RE HERE.
YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES NOW.
363
00:15:27,223 --> 00:15:29,015
YAY!
364
00:15:29,056 --> 00:15:32,473
[laughs]
THE TEENAGE BOY MUSEUM!
365
00:15:35,140 --> 00:15:37,765
IT WAS RIGHT THERE!
366
00:15:37,807 --> 00:15:41,890
- AW, IT'S OKAY, HONEY.
WE WEREN'T GOIN' THERE, ANYWAY.
367
00:15:41,931 --> 00:15:43,931
THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOIN'.
368
00:15:43,973 --> 00:15:44,931
[gasps]
369
00:15:44,973 --> 00:15:47,348
IT'S THE BIKINI BOTTOM MINT.
370
00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:49,015
WHERE THEY MAKE ALL THE MONEY.
371
00:15:49,056 --> 00:15:53,515
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING
MORE BEAUTIFUL IN ALL YOUR LIFE?
372
00:15:53,557 --> 00:15:56,931
- THERE'S NO WAY
I'M GOING IN THERE.
373
00:15:56,973 --> 00:15:58,807
I'D RATHER SIFT THROUGH
THE RUBBLE
374
00:15:58,849 --> 00:16:00,682
OF THE TEENAGE BOY MUSEUM.
375
00:16:02,557 --> 00:16:05,390
- WELL, LADDIE.
LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME.
376
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:08,599
AND OF COURSE...
THE MINT.
377
00:16:10,265 --> 00:16:12,849
ISN'T THIS THE MOST EXCITING DAY
OF YOUR LIFE?
378
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:16,890
- NOT REALLY.
- THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING TO THE BIKINI BOTTOM MINT.
379
00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:18,348
MY NAME IS BILL.
380
00:16:18,390 --> 00:16:19,599
- BILL?
HA!
381
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:23,515
- AND YES, I AM AWARE OF
THE HILARIOUS IRONY
382
00:16:23,557 --> 00:16:25,890
BETWEEN MY NAME AND MY JOB.
383
00:16:25,931 --> 00:16:29,640
NOW, I'LL BE YOUR TOUR GUIDE
FOR TODAY.
384
00:16:29,682 --> 00:16:33,640
THIS TOUR WILL TAKE YOU THROUGH
THE ENTIRE MONEY-MAKING PROCESS.
385
00:16:33,682 --> 00:16:39,181
- DID YOU HEAR THAT, BOY?
THE ENTIRE MONEY-MAKING PROCESS!
386
00:16:39,223 --> 00:16:42,265
YEAH, I...SURE...DID, SIR.
387
00:16:42,307 --> 00:16:45,432
- THIS JUST TO YOUR RIGHT
IS THE FIRST PART
388
00:16:45,473 --> 00:16:47,849
OF THE DOLLAR-MAKING PROCESS.
389
00:16:47,890 --> 00:16:50,015
WHERE VERY SPECIAL
SHEETS OF PAPER
390
00:16:50,056 --> 00:16:51,307
ARE PREPPED FOR THE--
391
00:16:51,348 --> 00:16:52,931
- [panting]
AH-OOH-AH-OOH-AH.
392
00:16:52,973 --> 00:16:55,181
[incoherent slobbering]
393
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:58,807
- UH, MR. KRABS, SIR?
EVERYONE IS STARING AT US.
394
00:16:58,849 --> 00:17:02,640
SIR, GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF.
IT'S JUST PAPER.
395
00:17:02,682 --> 00:17:04,140
JUST PAPER?
396
00:17:04,181 --> 00:17:06,599
THAT'S LIKE SAYIN'
THE OCEAN'S JUST WATER.
397
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,348
OR--OR,
THE KRABBY PATTY'S JUST A--
398
00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:11,515
[stuttering]
A SANDWICH!
399
00:17:11,557 --> 00:17:13,640
AHEM.
400
00:17:13,682 --> 00:17:16,223
- OH. UH. D--UM.
401
00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:20,307
- AND IN THIS AREA HERE
TO MY LEFT,
402
00:17:20,348 --> 00:17:22,515
WE SEE THE PROCESS IN WHICH
THE SHEETS OF SILVER
403
00:17:22,557 --> 00:17:26,765
ARE PRESSED INTO...SHINY,
BLANK COINS.
404
00:17:26,807 --> 00:17:29,807
WHICH ARE COLLECTED IN BATCHES
OF ONE MILLION PIECES
405
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,515
FOR THE COINING PRESS.
406
00:17:32,557 --> 00:17:34,307
[babbling]
407
00:17:34,348 --> 00:17:38,599
W-W-W-ONE MILLION SHINY PIECES
OF SILVER COINS!
408
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,682
- THEY COOK--
409
00:17:41,181 --> 00:17:43,307
- UH-OH.
I THOUGHT THIS MIGHT HAPPEN.
410
00:17:49,849 --> 00:17:52,265
- THANKS, SPONGEBOB.
- ANY TIME, SIR.
411
00:17:52,307 --> 00:17:54,307
[gasps] OOH,
THE TOUR'S LEAVING WITHOUT US!
412
00:17:54,348 --> 00:17:57,390
- THE BLANKS THEN SPILL
INTO THIS MACHINE.
413
00:17:57,432 --> 00:18:00,390
- WE BETTER CATCH UP WITH THEM
BEFORE WE MISS SOMETHING. RIGHT, MR. KRABS?
414
00:18:00,432 --> 00:18:01,223
[gasps]
415
00:18:03,557 --> 00:18:05,473
MR. KRABS!
416
00:18:05,515 --> 00:18:06,390
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE.
417
00:18:09,015 --> 00:18:11,140
all: I'M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL
ABOUT THIS SUDDEN CHANGE.
418
00:18:11,181 --> 00:18:13,640
HA! GOOD ONE, MR. KRABS.
419
00:18:13,682 --> 00:18:14,724
[screaming]
420
00:18:15,849 --> 00:18:19,056
WATCH OUT, MR. KRABS!
421
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,181
- HELLO. MY NAME IS EUGENE.
WHAT'S YOURS?
422
00:18:26,307 --> 00:18:30,098
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
LOVE AT FIRST SI--YOW!
423
00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:32,181
HOO, THAT WAS CLOSE.
424
00:18:32,223 --> 00:18:35,015
- I'LL SAY. I ALMOST HAD
THAT QUARTER'S PHONE NUMBER.
425
00:18:35,056 --> 00:18:38,973
- NOW, THIS MACHINE HERE IS
WHERE WE DESTROY OLD MONEY,
426
00:18:39,015 --> 00:18:41,140
BY MEANS OF SHREDDING.
427
00:18:41,181 --> 00:18:42,473
- PRETTY NEAT,
HUH, BOY?
428
00:18:42,515 --> 00:18:43,807
THAT'S WHERE THEY--
429
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,724
DESTROY MONEY!?
430
00:18:49,765 --> 00:18:52,599
NOOOO!
431
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,515
NO-HO-HO-HO!
WHY?
432
00:18:54,557 --> 00:18:57,015
[sobbing]
WHY-HY-HY-HY-HY?
433
00:18:57,056 --> 00:19:02,348
[wailing and sobbing]
434
00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:04,056
- OH, IT'S OKAY, SIR.
I'M SURE THAT--
435
00:19:04,098 --> 00:19:08,557
- AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!
[incoherent blubbering]
436
00:19:08,599 --> 00:19:09,973
- UH-OH.
437
00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:15,223
[blubbering]
438
00:19:28,849 --> 00:19:30,724
[gasps]
439
00:19:30,765 --> 00:19:32,765
AH!
AN AUTOGRAPHED--
440
00:19:32,807 --> 00:19:36,140
NO-O-O-O-HO-HO-HO!
441
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,724
- [blubbering] MAH--
MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROUND.
442
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:46,015
MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROUND.
MONEY MAKES THE WORLD--
443
00:19:46,056 --> 00:19:47,599
- MR. KRABS,
IT'S OKAY.
444
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,181
THE SHREDDED MONEY IS RECYCLED.
445
00:19:49,223 --> 00:19:51,724
AND TURNED INTO BRAND NEW MONEY,
SEE?
446
00:19:51,765 --> 00:19:52,849
OH!
447
00:19:52,890 --> 00:19:53,973
IT'S A MIRACLE!
448
00:19:54,015 --> 00:19:55,140
YAY!
449
00:19:55,181 --> 00:19:58,432
[grumbling]
450
00:19:58,473 --> 00:20:03,432
THAT IS IT. I HAVE HAD
ENOUGH OF YOUR NONSENSE.
451
00:20:03,473 --> 00:20:08,348
GUARDS! SHOW THESE TWO
GOOD-FOR-NOTHING DAWDLERS OUT.
452
00:20:08,390 --> 00:20:10,973
RIGHT NOW--OH. MY.
453
00:20:11,015 --> 00:20:13,390
both:
[muffled protesting]
454
00:20:18,557 --> 00:20:21,973
- ANGRY, THIEVING CRIMINALS
AREN'T PART OF THIS TOUR.
455
00:20:22,015 --> 00:20:23,390
UH,
TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT.
456
00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:25,515
TAKE CARE OF 'EM.
457
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,807
- NO PROBLEM, BOSS.
[growls]
458
00:20:28,849 --> 00:20:32,890
- OH, NO YOU DON'T,
YOU FILTHY DOLLAR RUSTLER!
459
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:33,973
- [screams]
UNG.
460
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:36,515
THAT DIDN'T WORK AT ALL.
461
00:20:36,557 --> 00:20:37,557
[growls]
462
00:20:37,599 --> 00:20:39,348
- TA-A-A-AKE
463
00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:40,348
THI-I-I-I-S!
464
00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:41,140
OH!
465
00:20:42,473 --> 00:20:43,765
AAH!
466
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:47,056
[triumphant music]
467
00:20:47,098 --> 00:20:49,890
♪ ♪
468
00:21:00,724 --> 00:21:02,140
THAT WAS EASY.
469
00:21:02,181 --> 00:21:03,682
YUP, SURE WAS.
470
00:21:03,724 --> 00:21:05,056
GOOD WORK, BOY.
471
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,724
YOU TOO, SIR.
472
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:09,931
[applause]
473
00:21:09,973 --> 00:21:14,515
- CLEARLY, I MISJUDGED YOU.
YOU ARE BOTH BRAVE CITIZENS.
474
00:21:14,557 --> 00:21:17,348
AND FOR THAT,
ON BEHALF OF THE MINT,
475
00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:21,931
I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT YOU BOTH
BRAND-NEW, EXTREMELY FINE,
476
00:21:21,973 --> 00:21:25,015
LIMITED-EDITION, LIMITED-RUN
DOLLAR BILLS,
477
00:21:25,056 --> 00:21:26,724
WITH YOUR FACES ON THEM.
478
00:21:26,765 --> 00:21:28,181
both: OO-O-O-H!
479
00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:32,265
- WOW, IT'S--
- MINE!
480
00:21:32,307 --> 00:21:35,265
I HAVEN'T CHARGED YOU YET FOR
TAGGING ALONG ON ME VACATION.
481
00:21:35,307 --> 00:21:36,599
AND I HAVEN'T CHARGED YOU YET
482
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:39,599
FOR TAKING ME
ON THIS TERRIBLE VACATION.
483
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:42,724
HERE'S THE TWO DOLLARS
I WAS SHORT ON THOSE SHOES.
484
00:21:42,765 --> 00:21:44,849
I MUST'VE MAXED OUT
DADDY'S CREDIT CARD.
485
00:21:44,890 --> 00:21:45,682
[sheepish laugh]
486
00:21:45,724 --> 00:21:48,265
YAY! SHOES!
487
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,432
- SHOES?
- OH, NO.
488
00:21:51,473 --> 00:21:55,973
- WA-AH-HAH-HAH-HAH!