1 00:00:02,765 --> 00:00:08,640 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:10,056 --> 00:00:12,599 - SO WHY ARE WE GOIN' TO SANDY'S HOUSE? 3 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:14,931 - TO SEE OUR VACATION SLIDES FOR THE-- 4 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:15,973 both: OOF! 5 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:17,849 - WE GOT THE SLIDES, SIR. 6 00:00:17,890 --> 00:00:20,348 WHO? WHAT? WHY? 7 00:00:20,390 --> 00:00:22,056 both: WHOA! 8 00:00:22,098 --> 00:00:24,640 - THOSE TWO AGENTS FROM THE BUREAU OF DRY-LAND SECURITY 9 00:00:24,682 --> 00:00:27,098 JUST CONFISCATED ALL MY VACATION SLIDES, BOYS. 10 00:00:27,140 --> 00:00:29,931 OR SO THEY THINK. 11 00:00:29,973 --> 00:00:33,015 [alarm] 12 00:00:33,056 --> 00:00:34,515 YOU SEE, 13 00:00:34,557 --> 00:00:36,890 SOMEONE ALREADY MADE A SECRET COPY. 14 00:00:38,181 --> 00:00:39,265 YES, SPONGEBOB? 15 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:41,557 - WHO IS THIS "SOMEONE?" DO WE KNOW HIM? 16 00:00:41,599 --> 00:00:43,682 - BY "SOMEONE," I WAS IMPLYING ME, SPONGEBOB. 17 00:00:44,682 --> 00:00:45,973 YES, PATRICK? 18 00:00:46,015 --> 00:00:49,432 - CAN YOU NOT IMPLY ANYMORE? IT'S CONFUSING. 19 00:00:49,473 --> 00:00:53,724 - OKAY. NO MORE QUESTIONS 'TIL THE END OF THE SLIDESHOW, KAY? 20 00:00:53,765 --> 00:00:56,098 GOOD. THIS FIRST SLIDE IS OF ME, 21 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:57,640 GETTIN' SOME LAST-MINUTE READINGS, 22 00:00:57,682 --> 00:00:59,223 BEFORE I TOOK OFF ON MY VACATION. 23 00:00:59,265 --> 00:01:01,640 AND THIS IS ME 24 00:01:01,682 --> 00:01:03,765 GIVIN' THE THUMBS-UP, GOODBYE-FOR-NOW SALUTE. 25 00:01:03,807 --> 00:01:05,765 AND THIS-- 26 00:01:05,807 --> 00:01:08,307 THIS IS WHERE A LITTLE, SQUARE PAL OF MINE 27 00:01:08,348 --> 00:01:10,056 DECIDED TO PAY ME A VISIT. 28 00:01:10,098 --> 00:01:14,931 - ♪ I'M READY TO SEE SANDY I'M READY TO SEE SANDY ♪ 29 00:01:14,973 --> 00:01:16,807 ♪ I'M READY TO SEE SANDY ♪ 30 00:01:16,849 --> 00:01:18,765 ♪ I'M READY TO RING SANDY'S DOORBELL ♪ 31 00:01:21,015 --> 00:01:22,348 [doorbell rings] 32 00:01:22,390 --> 00:01:25,599 [ominous rumble] 33 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:31,765 - SA-A-A-A-A-- - A-A-AN-N-N-DY 34 00:01:32,473 --> 00:01:34,724 POM! 35 00:01:34,765 --> 00:01:37,682 [triumphant music] 36 00:01:37,724 --> 00:01:38,807 WHOA. 37 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:40,724 - WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY MOON WAGON? 38 00:01:40,765 --> 00:01:42,307 - I'M SORRY I ACTIVATED IT. 39 00:01:42,348 --> 00:01:44,348 HOW WAS I TO KNOW IT WAS HOOKED UP TO YOUR DOORBELL? 40 00:01:44,390 --> 00:01:45,765 - OH, NO, SPONGEBOB. 41 00:01:45,807 --> 00:01:47,765 THAT WAS WHAT YOU CALL A CO-EEN-CI-DANCE. 42 00:01:47,807 --> 00:01:49,432 I'M GETTIN' READY FOR MY VACATION. 43 00:01:49,473 --> 00:01:50,473 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 44 00:01:50,515 --> 00:01:52,223 THE MOOOON. 45 00:01:52,265 --> 00:01:55,390 - [gasps] YOU'RE GOIN' ON A MOOOON TRIP? 46 00:01:55,432 --> 00:01:57,599 - YUP! I'M ALL PACKED AND READY TO GO. 47 00:01:57,640 --> 00:01:59,390 - WANNA HELP ME-- - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 48 00:01:59,432 --> 00:02:02,599 - LOAD UP THE MOON WAGON? [sighs] 49 00:02:04,432 --> 00:02:06,348 - MORNING, MR. BAKER MAN 50 00:02:06,390 --> 00:02:08,765 OH. I'M SORRY, I'LL TAKE A NUMBER. 51 00:02:08,807 --> 00:02:10,682 [grunts] IT'S USUALLY...PERFORATED. 52 00:02:10,724 --> 00:02:12,724 [strains] ARGH! 53 00:02:12,765 --> 00:02:14,223 [sighs] 54 00:02:14,265 --> 00:02:15,265 NUMBER 12. 55 00:02:16,557 --> 00:02:17,973 - [muffled] UM, YES, I AM NUMBER 12. 56 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,307 - [through clenched teeth] WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU TODAY? 57 00:02:22,348 --> 00:02:24,181 - I NEED A BON VOYAGE SHEET CAKE, PLEASE. 58 00:02:24,223 --> 00:02:25,473 [sighs] 59 00:02:25,515 --> 00:02:27,473 - CAN YOU PUT YUMMY WORDS ON IT? 60 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:29,890 UM, LET'S SEE. WHAT WOULD THOSE YUMMY WORDS BE? 61 00:02:31,223 --> 00:02:32,307 OH! I GOT IT. 62 00:02:32,348 --> 00:02:34,765 HAVE FUN ON THE MOON. 63 00:02:34,807 --> 00:02:37,015 LET'S SEE, WHAT RHYMES WITH MOON? 64 00:02:37,056 --> 00:02:40,223 TUNE. RUNE. NOON. GOON. 65 00:02:40,265 --> 00:02:41,265 HOW 'BOUT LOON? 66 00:02:41,307 --> 00:02:44,098 I GOT IT! SEE YOU SOON! 67 00:02:44,140 --> 00:02:46,640 [banjo chords] 68 00:02:46,682 --> 00:02:49,390 ♪ ♪ 69 00:02:49,432 --> 00:02:51,390 [uplifting music] 70 00:02:51,432 --> 00:02:52,473 ♪ ♪ 71 00:02:52,515 --> 00:02:54,557 T MINUS 12, 72 00:02:54,599 --> 00:02:57,931 11, 10... 73 00:02:57,973 --> 00:03:00,432 9, 8... 74 00:03:00,473 --> 00:03:01,973 - NO-O-O, WAIT! - SEVEN. 75 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,473 - SANDY! - SIX. 76 00:03:03,515 --> 00:03:05,098 - YOU CAN'T GO WITHOUT YOUR SHEET CAKE. 77 00:03:05,140 --> 00:03:06,265 - FIVE, FOUR. - WHOA! 78 00:03:06,307 --> 00:03:09,557 - AAH! - THREE, TWO. 79 00:03:09,599 --> 00:03:11,098 - WHOA. - ONE. 80 00:03:11,140 --> 00:03:13,557 - SPONGEBOB? WHAT IN COLD CHICKEN AND PICKLES 81 00:03:13,599 --> 00:03:14,931 ARE YOU DOIN' IN MY SHIP? 82 00:03:14,973 --> 00:03:17,432 - [panting] I WANTED TO GET YA-- SO I WENT TO THE-- 83 00:03:17,473 --> 00:03:19,640 AND I CAME, AND THE GUY'S ALL "T MINUS" SOMETHING, AND-- 84 00:03:19,682 --> 00:03:20,682 LAUNCH COMMENCING. 85 00:03:22,724 --> 00:03:24,557 - NEVER MIND! CAN'T STOP THE COUNTDOWN NOW. 86 00:03:24,599 --> 00:03:27,390 YOU BETTER STRAP YOURSELF DOWN. 87 00:03:27,432 --> 00:03:28,931 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GOIN' ON A MOON-CATION. 88 00:03:28,973 --> 00:03:31,056 - I AM? WHOO! 89 00:03:31,098 --> 00:03:32,890 ♪ DO-DO DUH-DUH DAH DUH DAH ♪ 90 00:03:32,931 --> 00:03:34,140 ♪ GOIN' TO THE MOON ♪ 91 00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:37,098 ♪ MOON TRIP! MOON TRIP! MOON TRIP! MOON TRIP! ♪ 92 00:03:39,223 --> 00:03:44,515 HEY, SANDY. SANDY. SANDY. SANDY. SANDY? SANDY? HEY, SANDY. 93 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,973 - I-I-I'M KIND OF BUSY HERE, SPONGEBOB. 94 00:03:47,015 --> 00:03:49,807 GOTTA RE-CALCULATE TO ACCOUNT FOR THE EXTRA WEIGHT. 95 00:03:49,849 --> 00:03:51,599 - OH. I JUST WANTED TO SHOW YOU THE-- 96 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:54,265 - BRACE FOR THE AFTERBURNERS. 97 00:03:58,515 --> 00:03:59,807 WHAT WERE YOU SAYING, SPONGEBOB? 98 00:03:59,849 --> 00:04:02,432 - OH, I--BROUGHT YOU A BON VOYAGE SHEET CAKE. 99 00:04:02,473 --> 00:04:04,307 - YOU CAN'T BRING REGULAR FOOD INTO SPACE. 100 00:04:04,348 --> 00:04:05,640 - WH-WH-WH-WHY NOT? 101 00:04:05,682 --> 00:04:07,849 - BECAUSE, AS WE LEAVE EARTH'S GRAVITY, 102 00:04:07,890 --> 00:04:09,557 EVERYTHING BECOMES WEIGHTLESS, 103 00:04:09,599 --> 00:04:11,223 AND ANY UNCONTAINED FOOD 104 00:04:11,265 --> 00:04:13,223 WILL FLOAT OFF IN ALL DIRECTIONS. 105 00:04:13,265 --> 00:04:15,473 - OH. IS THAT A PROBLEM? 106 00:04:15,515 --> 00:04:17,682 - ONLY IF IT GETS SUCKED INTO 107 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:19,432 {\an8}THE REVERSE SPATIAL LINEARITY DRIVE 108 00:04:20,432 --> 00:04:23,432 [sputtering] 109 00:04:23,473 --> 00:04:25,181 AW, NUTS! 110 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:27,724 - OOPS. SORRY, SANDY. 111 00:04:27,765 --> 00:04:29,931 - WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING I BROUGHT MY... 112 00:04:31,849 --> 00:04:32,931 HWAH! 113 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:34,724 SPECIAL SPACESUIT, 114 00:04:34,765 --> 00:04:37,348 DESIGNED FOR JUST THIS KIND OF SITUATION. 115 00:04:37,390 --> 00:04:39,348 NOW, TRY NOT TO FOUL ANYTHING ELSE UP 116 00:04:39,390 --> 00:04:40,973 WHILE I'M OUT SAVING OUR NECKS. 117 00:04:41,015 --> 00:04:41,973 [uplifting music] 118 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:43,973 ♪ ♪ 119 00:04:44,015 --> 00:04:46,557 AHA! THERE'S THE PROBLEM. 120 00:04:47,807 --> 00:04:53,682 ♪ ♪ 121 00:05:01,223 --> 00:05:03,348 [chomp] 122 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:04,849 EH, COULD'VE USED MORE NUTS. 123 00:05:04,931 --> 00:05:09,015 ♪ ♪ 124 00:05:09,056 --> 00:05:10,473 [fires up] 125 00:05:13,265 --> 00:05:15,181 OKAY, I GOT HER UP AND RUNNING AGAIN 126 00:05:15,223 --> 00:05:17,307 NOW, CAN YOU PLEASE SIT WITH YOUR HANDS FOLDED 127 00:05:17,348 --> 00:05:18,432 FOR A WHILE, SPONGEBOB? 128 00:05:18,473 --> 00:05:21,515 - ROGER THAT, FOLDING HANDS. 129 00:05:21,557 --> 00:05:24,432 - NOW GET READY FOR LUNAR MODULE 7-- 130 00:05:24,473 --> 00:05:26,765 - WHAT DO YOU THINK, SANDY? - JUST DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING WHILE WE SEPARATE. 131 00:05:26,807 --> 00:05:27,640 - [laughing] OKAY. 132 00:05:31,015 --> 00:05:32,098 - THAT LOOKS LIKE A GOOD SPOT. 133 00:05:39,557 --> 00:05:42,181 ALL RIGHT, SPONGEBOB, NOW THAT WE'VE GOT OUR CAMP SET UP, 134 00:05:42,223 --> 00:05:44,640 IT'S TIME FOR SOME MOON CRATER BOARDIN'. 135 00:05:44,682 --> 00:05:46,432 - WHAT'S MOON CRATER BOARDING? 136 00:05:46,473 --> 00:05:49,098 - IT'S SIMPLE. YOU RIDE THESE... 137 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,140 ON THAT... 138 00:05:50,181 --> 00:05:52,181 LIKE THIS! 139 00:05:52,223 --> 00:05:54,557 YEE-HA! 140 00:05:54,599 --> 00:05:59,265 RIGHT HERE'S THE FLIPPITY DOO-DAH. 141 00:05:59,307 --> 00:06:02,348 RIGHT THERE'S THE CLASSIC TEXAS TAIL-GRAB. 142 00:06:02,390 --> 00:06:03,515 [snap] 143 00:06:05,223 --> 00:06:06,390 [wobble wobble] 144 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:09,223 AND THIS I CALL THE 720 NUT JOB. 145 00:06:09,265 --> 00:06:10,223 [pop] 146 00:06:10,265 --> 00:06:11,223 [chomp] 147 00:06:11,265 --> 00:06:12,473 MUNCHY! 148 00:06:14,557 --> 00:06:16,140 AND LET'S NOT FORGET MY GRANDPAPPY'S FAVORITE, 149 00:06:16,181 --> 00:06:17,390 [chimes] 150 00:06:17,432 --> 00:06:19,724 THE TOUR DE SATURN, 151 00:06:19,765 --> 00:06:21,557 [inhales] STAR-GAZER. 152 00:06:25,890 --> 00:06:27,765 YEE-HA! 153 00:06:27,807 --> 00:06:30,056 NOTHIN' LIKE EXTREME SPORTS IN ZERO GRAVITY. 154 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:31,181 [inhales] ALL RIGHT. 155 00:06:31,223 --> 00:06:32,473 YOUR TURN. 156 00:06:32,515 --> 00:06:34,307 - OH. GEE, I DON'T KNOW, SANDY, 157 00:06:34,348 --> 00:06:35,849 I-I-IT LOOKS KIND OF SCARY. 158 00:06:35,890 --> 00:06:38,015 - AH, COME ON, SPONGEBOB, YOU GOT THIS. 159 00:06:38,056 --> 00:06:39,599 IT'S A CAN O' CORN. 160 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:42,432 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT CORN IS, BUT I SURE LIKE CANS. 161 00:06:42,473 --> 00:06:44,265 ALL RIGHT, I'LL GIVE IT A TRY. 162 00:06:44,307 --> 00:06:46,348 [boing boing boing] EH. 163 00:06:46,390 --> 00:06:47,807 [boing] 164 00:06:47,849 --> 00:06:49,056 SANDY, TH-THIS DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT. 165 00:06:53,682 --> 00:06:55,724 - UH-OH. 166 00:06:55,765 --> 00:06:58,015 LOOKS LIKE SPONGEBOB'S TOO LIGHT IN THE LUNAR GRAVITY. 167 00:06:59,515 --> 00:07:01,265 SPONGEBOB, GRAB AHOLD OF THIS! 168 00:07:01,307 --> 00:07:03,056 OKAY. 169 00:07:03,098 --> 00:07:04,140 GOT IT! YEAH, WELL-- 170 00:07:04,181 --> 00:07:07,890 [screams] 171 00:07:07,931 --> 00:07:08,973 [rockabilly music] 172 00:07:09,015 --> 00:07:10,056 ♪ ♪ 173 00:07:10,098 --> 00:07:13,223 AAH! 174 00:07:13,265 --> 00:07:15,098 WAH! OW! 175 00:07:17,973 --> 00:07:20,599 - WOW, SPONGEBOB, WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT TRICK? 176 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:21,849 - WA-A-AH! 177 00:07:21,890 --> 00:07:23,724 INTERESTING. 178 00:07:23,765 --> 00:07:26,015 MAYBE YOU CAN TEACH ME HOW TO DO A "WA-A-AH!" 179 00:07:26,056 --> 00:07:28,181 - WA-A-AH! 180 00:07:28,223 --> 00:07:29,765 AAH-A-AH! 181 00:07:29,807 --> 00:07:32,599 WA-A-AH! 182 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:35,140 WHA-A-AOH! 183 00:07:35,181 --> 00:07:40,307 WA-A-A-AH! 184 00:07:42,056 --> 00:07:44,140 HEY, THIS IS KIND OF FUN. 185 00:07:44,181 --> 00:07:45,390 [metal bending] 186 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:47,973 - CAROL, YOUR REAL FATHER IS-- 187 00:07:48,015 --> 00:07:49,849 [electrical sparks] 188 00:07:49,890 --> 00:07:53,348 - WHA-HEY! WHO'S CAROL'S REAL FATHER? 189 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,390 - WATCH THIS, SANDY. 190 00:07:57,557 --> 00:08:00,307 ALL RIGHT. UH, NO-LOOK, 191 00:08:00,348 --> 00:08:02,348 LET'S SEE, UH, ONE-FOOTED, 192 00:08:02,390 --> 00:08:04,515 TONGUE OUT, FLIP, LEG OUT-- 193 00:08:04,557 --> 00:08:05,931 [smash] OW! 194 00:08:08,890 --> 00:08:10,181 [crash] 195 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:12,599 - SMASH INTO THE SIDE OF THE ROCKET. 196 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:14,557 - YOU DID GREAT, SPONGEBOB. 197 00:08:14,599 --> 00:08:17,432 BUT YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR TRICK THE ONE-FOOTED, TONGUE OUT, 198 00:08:17,473 --> 00:08:20,557 FLIP, LEG UP, PUNCTURE THE FUEL TANK ON THE ROCKET. 199 00:08:20,599 --> 00:08:21,557 OOPS. 200 00:08:21,599 --> 00:08:22,640 - COME ON, SPONGEBOB! 201 00:08:22,682 --> 00:08:24,056 WE GOTTA GET 202 00:08:24,098 --> 00:08:25,807 WHILE THERE'S STILL ENOUGH FUEL TO MAKE IT HOME! 203 00:08:25,849 --> 00:08:27,890 - [gasps] WAIT! 204 00:08:27,931 --> 00:08:30,515 I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT. 205 00:08:30,557 --> 00:08:32,098 [silly music] 206 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:34,223 ♪ ♪ 207 00:08:34,265 --> 00:08:35,890 THERE. 208 00:08:42,265 --> 00:08:44,307 [pensive music] 209 00:08:44,348 --> 00:08:46,557 ♪ ♪ 210 00:08:46,599 --> 00:08:49,931 SO, W-W-WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT, AREN'T WE, SANDY? 211 00:08:49,973 --> 00:08:52,973 - IF THE FUEL HOLDS OUT, THERE'S NO REASON TO PANIC. 212 00:08:53,015 --> 00:08:54,765 [alarm] 213 00:08:54,807 --> 00:08:57,473 [wheezy cough] 214 00:08:57,515 --> 00:08:58,515 [alarm] 215 00:09:01,098 --> 00:09:03,557 - WITHOUT THE ENGINES, WE'VE LOST ALL CONTROL! 216 00:09:03,599 --> 00:09:05,432 [gasps] WE'RE COMING IN TOO STEEP! 217 00:09:05,473 --> 00:09:06,515 IS THAT BAD? 218 00:09:06,557 --> 00:09:08,056 ONLY IF YOU CONSIDER 219 00:09:08,098 --> 00:09:09,849 BEING CONSUMED IN A GIANT FIREBALL BAD. 220 00:09:09,890 --> 00:09:11,432 - OH. WELL IN THAT CASE, I WON'T EVEN-- 221 00:09:11,473 --> 00:09:13,181 [gasps] GIANT FIREBALL! 222 00:09:13,223 --> 00:09:15,390 UH. UH. 223 00:09:15,432 --> 00:09:17,640 AAH! 224 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:20,307 OOF. SANDY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 225 00:09:20,348 --> 00:09:24,557 - I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS BULL BY THE HORNS. 226 00:09:27,223 --> 00:09:28,557 [gasps] 227 00:09:31,140 --> 00:09:32,849 [dramatic music] 228 00:09:32,890 --> 00:09:36,390 ♪ ♪ 229 00:09:36,432 --> 00:09:39,223 - ARE WE GONNA BE CONSUMED IN A GIANT FIREBALL? 230 00:09:39,265 --> 00:09:41,056 - NOT IF I CAN KEEP HER NOSE UP, WE AREN'T. 231 00:09:41,098 --> 00:09:42,765 HANG ON! 232 00:09:42,807 --> 00:09:44,515 IT'S GONNA GET BUMPY WHEN WE HIT THE ATMOSPHERE. 233 00:09:55,515 --> 00:09:57,348 AAH! 234 00:09:57,390 --> 00:10:00,015 YEE...HA! 235 00:10:00,056 --> 00:10:01,181 OOOH... 236 00:10:01,223 --> 00:10:02,432 MY GOODNESS. 237 00:10:02,473 --> 00:10:04,890 - AAH! - YIP! YIP! YIPEE! 238 00:10:06,432 --> 00:10:08,140 YEE-HA! 239 00:10:08,181 --> 00:10:09,557 YEE-HA! 240 00:10:09,599 --> 00:10:11,515 - AAH! A-A-A-AH! 241 00:10:11,557 --> 00:10:12,973 - WOO-HOO! 242 00:10:14,473 --> 00:10:18,223 - YEE-E-E-HA-A-A-AH! - A-A-A-AH! 243 00:10:18,265 --> 00:10:19,307 O-O-OH! 244 00:10:19,348 --> 00:10:20,515 NO! 245 00:10:24,265 --> 00:10:26,265 O-O-OH. WHERE AM-- 246 00:10:26,307 --> 00:10:27,849 OH, MY GOSH! 247 00:10:27,890 --> 00:10:29,515 SANDY. 248 00:10:29,557 --> 00:10:31,307 SANDY, ARE YOU OKAY? 249 00:10:31,348 --> 00:10:33,265 UH. 250 00:10:33,307 --> 00:10:38,265 - OH, SANDY. I'M SORRY I RUINED YOUR VACATION TO THE MOON. 251 00:10:38,307 --> 00:10:42,056 - UH, RUINED? AW, HECK NO! 252 00:10:42,098 --> 00:10:43,640 YOU DIDN'T RUIN MY VACATION. 253 00:10:43,682 --> 00:10:46,348 THAT WAS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD IN A TOAD'S AGE. 254 00:10:46,390 --> 00:10:50,765 SOON AS I FIX MY ROCKET, YOU AND ME IS HEADIN' TO MARS. 255 00:10:50,807 --> 00:10:53,098 NOW, LET'S GO GET US ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE SHEET CAKES. 256 00:10:53,140 --> 00:10:55,515 [laughter] 257 00:10:58,223 --> 00:10:59,849 {\an8}[sea shanty music] 258 00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:07,890 {\an8}♪ ♪ 259 00:11:07,931 --> 00:11:10,015 - WHO'S READY FOR SOME EXCITEMENT? 260 00:11:10,056 --> 00:11:11,432 all: WE ARE! 261 00:11:11,473 --> 00:11:14,140 WHO'S READY FOR SOME FUN? 262 00:11:14,181 --> 00:11:15,640 both: WE ARE! 263 00:11:15,682 --> 00:11:19,348 - WHO'S READY TO LOOK AT SOME VACATION PICTURES? 264 00:11:19,390 --> 00:11:21,223 both: WE--UH. HUH? 265 00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:24,931 - I'M SURE YOU ALL KNOW THIS CHARMING FELLER. 266 00:11:24,973 --> 00:11:26,931 HERE'S THE ONE THAT ALMOST GOT AWAY. 267 00:11:26,973 --> 00:11:30,931 LOOK AT THESE PROUD TOWERS OF GOLD AND GREEN. 268 00:11:30,973 --> 00:11:33,307 HERE'S WHERE THE WHOLE THING STARTED. 269 00:11:33,348 --> 00:11:37,098 - THAT'LL BE $6.75, PLEASE. 270 00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:38,557 ATTENTION! 271 00:11:38,599 --> 00:11:40,682 ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES OF THE KRUSTY KRAB. 272 00:11:40,724 --> 00:11:42,140 REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO THE MAIN OFFICE. 273 00:11:43,473 --> 00:11:45,807 - HEY! WHAT ABOUT MY CHANGE? 274 00:11:45,849 --> 00:11:47,348 YOU CALLED, MR. KRABS? 275 00:11:47,390 --> 00:11:49,682 - THAT'S RIGHT. YOU BETTER HAVE A SEAT, LADDIE. 276 00:11:49,724 --> 00:11:51,640 GENTLEMEN, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 277 00:11:51,682 --> 00:11:52,640 AS OF TOMORROW, 278 00:11:52,682 --> 00:11:53,973 I'M CLOSIN' THE KRUSTY KRAB. 279 00:11:54,015 --> 00:11:55,724 HALLELUJAH! 280 00:11:57,390 --> 00:11:59,348 [gasps] 281 00:11:59,390 --> 00:12:03,640 - RELAX, BOY. I'M JUST GOIN' ON VACATION FOR A FEW DAYS. 282 00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:06,807 YESSIREE, LADDIE. I THINK THE OLD KRUSTY KRAB 283 00:12:06,849 --> 00:12:08,265 CAN AFFORD A FEW DAYS IN DRY DOCK 284 00:12:08,307 --> 00:12:10,765 WHILE I TAKE LITTLE PEARL ON A LONG-OVERDUE VACATION. 285 00:12:10,807 --> 00:12:13,849 AND I WAS KINDA HOPIN' THAT YOU'D COME ALONG WITH US, 286 00:12:13,890 --> 00:12:15,515 SPONGEBOB. 287 00:12:15,557 --> 00:12:18,098 [echoing off] COME ALONG WITH US, SPONGEBOB. 288 00:12:18,140 --> 00:12:19,348 COME ALONG WITH US-- 289 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,931 FOR A NOMINAL FEE, OF COURSE. 290 00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:24,223 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK, BOY? 291 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,265 SPONGEBOB? 292 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:31,015 YES. PLEASE. 293 00:12:31,056 --> 00:12:32,265 GREAT! 294 00:12:32,307 --> 00:12:33,348 WE'LL HAVE SOME FUN. 295 00:12:33,390 --> 00:12:36,223 [laughs] 296 00:12:36,265 --> 00:12:37,807 PEARL, MY DEAR? 297 00:12:37,849 --> 00:12:40,473 ARE YOU ALL PACKED AND READY TO GO? 298 00:12:40,515 --> 00:12:41,807 YOU BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR. 299 00:12:41,849 --> 00:12:43,307 MY BOTTOM DOLLAR? 300 00:12:43,348 --> 00:12:44,807 WHY, I'D NEVER DO THAT. 301 00:12:44,849 --> 00:12:47,473 - IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION, DADDY. 302 00:12:47,515 --> 00:12:49,724 I JUST MEAN I'M REALLY, REALLY EXCITED! 303 00:12:52,015 --> 00:12:53,181 [gasping] 304 00:12:53,223 --> 00:12:55,098 - ♪ LA LA LA-LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 305 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:58,557 - DADDY, ONE OF YOUR EMPLOYEES IS IN THE BACK SEAT! 306 00:12:58,599 --> 00:13:00,765 - ♪ GOIN' ON VACATION WITH MR. KRABS ♪ 307 00:13:00,807 --> 00:13:03,348 ♪ GOIN' ON VACATION WITH HIS DAUGHTER, PEARL ♪ 308 00:13:03,390 --> 00:13:05,640 ♪ GOIN' ON VACATION WITH THE WHOLE KRABS CLAN ♪ 309 00:13:05,682 --> 00:13:07,682 ♪ LA LA LA-LA LA LA ♪ 310 00:13:07,724 --> 00:13:10,640 ♪ I'M A VA-CATION MAN ♪ 311 00:13:10,682 --> 00:13:12,140 HEY, TRAVEL BUDDIES. 312 00:13:12,181 --> 00:13:13,973 - DADDY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS 313 00:13:14,015 --> 00:13:16,931 SUPPOSED TO BE OUR FAMILY VACATION. 314 00:13:16,973 --> 00:13:18,056 UH, IT STILL IS. 315 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,682 SPONGEBOB'S LIKE A SON I NEVER HAD. 316 00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:22,432 PLUS, HE'S PAYIN' TOP-DOLLAR TO TAG ALONG. 317 00:13:23,807 --> 00:13:24,807 HI, PEARL. 318 00:13:24,849 --> 00:13:26,015 LOOKS LIKE YOU AND I GET TO SPEND 319 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:27,849 SOME QUALITY TIME TOGETHER. 320 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:31,348 - YOU KNOW, SPONGEBOB, WE'VE GOT AN OLD FAMILY TRADITION 321 00:13:31,390 --> 00:13:33,390 OF HAVING OUR GUESTS RIDE ON THE FLOOR. 322 00:13:33,432 --> 00:13:35,890 WITH THE LUGGAGE, UNTIL WE LEAVE TOWN. 323 00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:38,849 - I WILL HAPPILY HONOR THIS FAMILY TRADITION. 324 00:13:38,890 --> 00:13:42,557 - SEE. YOU TWO ARE ALREADY HAVIN' FUN TOGETHER. 325 00:13:42,599 --> 00:13:44,973 [chuckles] 326 00:13:47,973 --> 00:13:51,557 - AND THERE THEY GO. TWO WHOLE DAYS WITH NO WORK, 327 00:13:51,599 --> 00:13:53,223 AND NO SPONGEBOB. 328 00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,348 IT'S ALMOST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 329 00:13:55,390 --> 00:13:58,557 NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG. 330 00:13:58,599 --> 00:14:00,682 [guffaws] 331 00:14:00,724 --> 00:14:03,348 [laughs] 332 00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:04,348 OW! 333 00:14:04,390 --> 00:14:05,599 DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING? 334 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,682 - JUST THE SOUND OF THIS VACATION DYING! 335 00:14:07,724 --> 00:14:10,348 - OH, CHEER UP, PUMPKIN-PUSS. 336 00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:11,557 WE'RE ALMOST THERE. 337 00:14:11,599 --> 00:14:14,515 - UM, IS IT TIME TO COME UP, YET? 338 00:14:14,557 --> 00:14:16,931 - SURE. WHY NOT? JOIN THE FUNERAL. 339 00:14:16,973 --> 00:14:19,432 SUPER MEGA MALL WORLD! 340 00:14:19,473 --> 00:14:22,307 [gasps] IS THAT WHERE WE'RE GOING? 341 00:14:22,348 --> 00:14:25,599 - NO-O. NO, THE PLACE WE'RE GOING IS MUCH BETTER. 342 00:14:27,265 --> 00:14:29,599 - UH, MR. KRABS? THINK WE COULD MAKE A BATHROOM STOP? 343 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,307 - BUT WE'RE MAKIN' SUCH GREAT TIME! 344 00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:33,931 TRY TO HOLD IT A LITTLE LONGER, LAD. 345 00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:38,223 - HOLY MOLEY, WE'RE GOING TO PLANET ROLLER-COASTER! 346 00:14:40,265 --> 00:14:41,765 WHA-- DADDY! 347 00:14:41,807 --> 00:14:43,390 WH-WHY AREN'T WE STOPPING? 348 00:14:43,432 --> 00:14:45,223 [chuckles] 349 00:14:45,265 --> 00:14:47,348 THE PLACE WE'RE GOIN' IS A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER 350 00:14:47,390 --> 00:14:49,098 THAN THAT OLD AMUSEMENT PARK. 351 00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:50,807 IS IT BATHROOM LAND? 352 00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,390 'CAUSE I COULD REALLY USE A BATHROOM RIGHT NOW. 353 00:14:52,432 --> 00:14:55,432 - [chuckles] BATHROOM LAND. 354 00:14:55,473 --> 00:14:57,682 OH, SPONGEBOB, YOU KILL ME. 355 00:14:57,724 --> 00:15:00,724 - YEAH, HE'S A REGULAR CHUCKLE FACTORY. 356 00:15:00,765 --> 00:15:01,557 HA. HA. HA. 357 00:15:03,432 --> 00:15:06,807 - OKAY, KIDS. WE'RE JUST ABOUT THERE. 358 00:15:06,849 --> 00:15:11,223 JUST OVER THAT HILL IS THE GREATEST SIGHT IN THE SEA. 359 00:15:11,265 --> 00:15:15,223 NOW CLOSE YOUR EYES FOR A BIG SURPRI-ISE. 360 00:15:15,265 --> 00:15:19,015 - TEENAGE BOY MUSEUM. TEENAGE BOY MUSEUM! 361 00:15:19,056 --> 00:15:20,473 - BATHROOM. BATHROOM! 362 00:15:22,473 --> 00:15:27,181 - OKAY, WE'RE HERE. YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES NOW. 363 00:15:27,223 --> 00:15:29,015 YAY! 364 00:15:29,056 --> 00:15:32,473 [laughs] THE TEENAGE BOY MUSEUM! 365 00:15:35,140 --> 00:15:37,765 IT WAS RIGHT THERE! 366 00:15:37,807 --> 00:15:41,890 - AW, IT'S OKAY, HONEY. WE WEREN'T GOIN' THERE, ANYWAY. 367 00:15:41,931 --> 00:15:43,931 THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOIN'. 368 00:15:43,973 --> 00:15:44,931 [gasps] 369 00:15:44,973 --> 00:15:47,348 IT'S THE BIKINI BOTTOM MINT. 370 00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:49,015 WHERE THEY MAKE ALL THE MONEY. 371 00:15:49,056 --> 00:15:53,515 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING MORE BEAUTIFUL IN ALL YOUR LIFE? 372 00:15:53,557 --> 00:15:56,931 - THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING IN THERE. 373 00:15:56,973 --> 00:15:58,807 I'D RATHER SIFT THROUGH THE RUBBLE 374 00:15:58,849 --> 00:16:00,682 OF THE TEENAGE BOY MUSEUM. 375 00:16:02,557 --> 00:16:05,390 - WELL, LADDIE. LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME. 376 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:08,599 AND OF COURSE... THE MINT. 377 00:16:10,265 --> 00:16:12,849 ISN'T THIS THE MOST EXCITING DAY OF YOUR LIFE? 378 00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:16,890 - NOT REALLY. - THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING TO THE BIKINI BOTTOM MINT. 379 00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:18,348 MY NAME IS BILL. 380 00:16:18,390 --> 00:16:19,599 - BILL? HA! 381 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:23,515 - AND YES, I AM AWARE OF THE HILARIOUS IRONY 382 00:16:23,557 --> 00:16:25,890 BETWEEN MY NAME AND MY JOB. 383 00:16:25,931 --> 00:16:29,640 NOW, I'LL BE YOUR TOUR GUIDE FOR TODAY. 384 00:16:29,682 --> 00:16:33,640 THIS TOUR WILL TAKE YOU THROUGH THE ENTIRE MONEY-MAKING PROCESS. 385 00:16:33,682 --> 00:16:39,181 - DID YOU HEAR THAT, BOY? THE ENTIRE MONEY-MAKING PROCESS! 386 00:16:39,223 --> 00:16:42,265 YEAH, I...SURE...DID, SIR. 387 00:16:42,307 --> 00:16:45,432 - THIS JUST TO YOUR RIGHT IS THE FIRST PART 388 00:16:45,473 --> 00:16:47,849 OF THE DOLLAR-MAKING PROCESS. 389 00:16:47,890 --> 00:16:50,015 WHERE VERY SPECIAL SHEETS OF PAPER 390 00:16:50,056 --> 00:16:51,307 ARE PREPPED FOR THE-- 391 00:16:51,348 --> 00:16:52,931 - [panting] AH-OOH-AH-OOH-AH. 392 00:16:52,973 --> 00:16:55,181 [incoherent slobbering] 393 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:58,807 - UH, MR. KRABS, SIR? EVERYONE IS STARING AT US. 394 00:16:58,849 --> 00:17:02,640 SIR, GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF. IT'S JUST PAPER. 395 00:17:02,682 --> 00:17:04,140 JUST PAPER? 396 00:17:04,181 --> 00:17:06,599 THAT'S LIKE SAYIN' THE OCEAN'S JUST WATER. 397 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,348 OR--OR, THE KRABBY PATTY'S JUST A-- 398 00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:11,515 [stuttering] A SANDWICH! 399 00:17:11,557 --> 00:17:13,640 AHEM. 400 00:17:13,682 --> 00:17:16,223 - OH. UH. D--UM. 401 00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:20,307 - AND IN THIS AREA HERE TO MY LEFT, 402 00:17:20,348 --> 00:17:22,515 WE SEE THE PROCESS IN WHICH THE SHEETS OF SILVER 403 00:17:22,557 --> 00:17:26,765 ARE PRESSED INTO...SHINY, BLANK COINS. 404 00:17:26,807 --> 00:17:29,807 WHICH ARE COLLECTED IN BATCHES OF ONE MILLION PIECES 405 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,515 FOR THE COINING PRESS. 406 00:17:32,557 --> 00:17:34,307 [babbling] 407 00:17:34,348 --> 00:17:38,599 W-W-W-ONE MILLION SHINY PIECES OF SILVER COINS! 408 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,682 - THEY COOK-- 409 00:17:41,181 --> 00:17:43,307 - UH-OH. I THOUGHT THIS MIGHT HAPPEN. 410 00:17:49,849 --> 00:17:52,265 - THANKS, SPONGEBOB. - ANY TIME, SIR. 411 00:17:52,307 --> 00:17:54,307 [gasps] OOH, THE TOUR'S LEAVING WITHOUT US! 412 00:17:54,348 --> 00:17:57,390 - THE BLANKS THEN SPILL INTO THIS MACHINE. 413 00:17:57,432 --> 00:18:00,390 - WE BETTER CATCH UP WITH THEM BEFORE WE MISS SOMETHING. RIGHT, MR. KRABS? 414 00:18:00,432 --> 00:18:01,223 [gasps] 415 00:18:03,557 --> 00:18:05,473 MR. KRABS! 416 00:18:05,515 --> 00:18:06,390 HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE. 417 00:18:09,015 --> 00:18:11,140 all: I'M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS SUDDEN CHANGE. 418 00:18:11,181 --> 00:18:13,640 HA! GOOD ONE, MR. KRABS. 419 00:18:13,682 --> 00:18:14,724 [screaming] 420 00:18:15,849 --> 00:18:19,056 WATCH OUT, MR. KRABS! 421 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,181 - HELLO. MY NAME IS EUGENE. WHAT'S YOURS? 422 00:18:26,307 --> 00:18:30,098 DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SI--YOW! 423 00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:32,181 HOO, THAT WAS CLOSE. 424 00:18:32,223 --> 00:18:35,015 - I'LL SAY. I ALMOST HAD THAT QUARTER'S PHONE NUMBER. 425 00:18:35,056 --> 00:18:38,973 - NOW, THIS MACHINE HERE IS WHERE WE DESTROY OLD MONEY, 426 00:18:39,015 --> 00:18:41,140 BY MEANS OF SHREDDING. 427 00:18:41,181 --> 00:18:42,473 - PRETTY NEAT, HUH, BOY? 428 00:18:42,515 --> 00:18:43,807 THAT'S WHERE THEY-- 429 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,724 DESTROY MONEY!? 430 00:18:49,765 --> 00:18:52,599 NOOOO! 431 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,515 NO-HO-HO-HO! WHY? 432 00:18:54,557 --> 00:18:57,015 [sobbing] WHY-HY-HY-HY-HY? 433 00:18:57,056 --> 00:19:02,348 [wailing and sobbing] 434 00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:04,056 - OH, IT'S OKAY, SIR. I'M SURE THAT-- 435 00:19:04,098 --> 00:19:08,557 - AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA! [incoherent blubbering] 436 00:19:08,599 --> 00:19:09,973 - UH-OH. 437 00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:15,223 [blubbering] 438 00:19:28,849 --> 00:19:30,724 [gasps] 439 00:19:30,765 --> 00:19:32,765 AH! AN AUTOGRAPHED-- 440 00:19:32,807 --> 00:19:36,140 NO-O-O-O-HO-HO-HO! 441 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,724 - [blubbering] MAH-- MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROUND. 442 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:46,015 MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROUND. MONEY MAKES THE WORLD-- 443 00:19:46,056 --> 00:19:47,599 - MR. KRABS, IT'S OKAY. 444 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,181 THE SHREDDED MONEY IS RECYCLED. 445 00:19:49,223 --> 00:19:51,724 AND TURNED INTO BRAND NEW MONEY, SEE? 446 00:19:51,765 --> 00:19:52,849 OH! 447 00:19:52,890 --> 00:19:53,973 IT'S A MIRACLE! 448 00:19:54,015 --> 00:19:55,140 YAY! 449 00:19:55,181 --> 00:19:58,432 [grumbling] 450 00:19:58,473 --> 00:20:03,432 THAT IS IT. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NONSENSE. 451 00:20:03,473 --> 00:20:08,348 GUARDS! SHOW THESE TWO GOOD-FOR-NOTHING DAWDLERS OUT. 452 00:20:08,390 --> 00:20:10,973 RIGHT NOW--OH. MY. 453 00:20:11,015 --> 00:20:13,390 both: [muffled protesting] 454 00:20:18,557 --> 00:20:21,973 - ANGRY, THIEVING CRIMINALS AREN'T PART OF THIS TOUR. 455 00:20:22,015 --> 00:20:23,390 UH, TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT. 456 00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:25,515 TAKE CARE OF 'EM. 457 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,807 - NO PROBLEM, BOSS. [growls] 458 00:20:28,849 --> 00:20:32,890 - OH, NO YOU DON'T, YOU FILTHY DOLLAR RUSTLER! 459 00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:33,973 - [screams] UNG. 460 00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:36,515 THAT DIDN'T WORK AT ALL. 461 00:20:36,557 --> 00:20:37,557 [growls] 462 00:20:37,599 --> 00:20:39,348 - TA-A-A-AKE 463 00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:40,348 THI-I-I-I-S! 464 00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:41,140 OH! 465 00:20:42,473 --> 00:20:43,765 AAH! 466 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:47,056 [triumphant music] 467 00:20:47,098 --> 00:20:49,890 ♪ ♪ 468 00:21:00,724 --> 00:21:02,140 THAT WAS EASY. 469 00:21:02,181 --> 00:21:03,682 YUP, SURE WAS. 470 00:21:03,724 --> 00:21:05,056 GOOD WORK, BOY. 471 00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,724 YOU TOO, SIR. 472 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:09,931 [applause] 473 00:21:09,973 --> 00:21:14,515 - CLEARLY, I MISJUDGED YOU. YOU ARE BOTH BRAVE CITIZENS. 474 00:21:14,557 --> 00:21:17,348 AND FOR THAT, ON BEHALF OF THE MINT, 475 00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:21,931 I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT YOU BOTH BRAND-NEW, EXTREMELY FINE, 476 00:21:21,973 --> 00:21:25,015 LIMITED-EDITION, LIMITED-RUN DOLLAR BILLS, 477 00:21:25,056 --> 00:21:26,724 WITH YOUR FACES ON THEM. 478 00:21:26,765 --> 00:21:28,181 both: OO-O-O-H! 479 00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:32,265 - WOW, IT'S-- - MINE! 480 00:21:32,307 --> 00:21:35,265 I HAVEN'T CHARGED YOU YET FOR TAGGING ALONG ON ME VACATION. 481 00:21:35,307 --> 00:21:36,599 AND I HAVEN'T CHARGED YOU YET 482 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:39,599 FOR TAKING ME ON THIS TERRIBLE VACATION. 483 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:42,724 HERE'S THE TWO DOLLARS I WAS SHORT ON THOSE SHOES. 484 00:21:42,765 --> 00:21:44,849 I MUST'VE MAXED OUT DADDY'S CREDIT CARD. 485 00:21:44,890 --> 00:21:45,682 [sheepish laugh] 486 00:21:45,724 --> 00:21:48,265 YAY! SHOES! 487 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,432 - SHOES? - OH, NO. 488 00:21:51,473 --> 00:21:55,973 - WA-AH-HAH-HAH-HAH!