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WHAT THE…
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SPONGEBOB, DO YOU MIND?
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AAH!
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OH, HEY, SQUIDWARD.
WHAT YOU DOING?
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WHAT AM I DOING?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I AM SHARPENING
MY TRUSTY SPATULA.
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SPEAKING OF WHICH,
ARE YOU GONNA STICK AROUND
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FOR MORNING FRY COOK
CALISTHENICS?
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CALI-WHAT?
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OH! NYUH!
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WALKING TO WORK, HUH, SQUIDWARD?
GO AWAY.
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CAN I WALK WITH YOU?
NO.
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PLEASE?
NO.
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PLEASE?
NO.
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PLEASE?
NO.
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PLEASE?
NO.
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PLEASE?
NO.
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PLEASE?
NO.
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PLEASE?
NO.
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PLEASE?
I…SAID…NO!
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I WILL NOT WALK
TO WORK WITH Y…
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OKAY. MAYBE TOMORROW THEN.
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I'LL HAVE
TWO KRABBY PATTIES.
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OKAY, AND WOULD YOU
LIKE CHEESE ON…
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DO YOU NEED A BREAK
OR SOMETHING?
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HUH? OH, NO!
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NO!
THAT WAS NOT ME.
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I SWEAR.
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NO, WAIT, REALLY!
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SPONGEBOB!
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IT'S EMPTY!
SEE, EMPTY!
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WOW, SQUIDWARD,
HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?
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WELL, LET'S SEE.
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MAYBE 'CAUSE I HAVE A BRAIN.
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OH.
SQUIDWARD, THE GRILL IS ON.
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OH, REALLY?
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AND DO YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW
THAT THIS GRILL IS…
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I GOTTA DO SOMETHING!
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OKAY, SQUIDWARD,
THIS SHOULD HELP.
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WHAT THE…AAH!
OOH-OOH-AAH!
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DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD.
I'LL CATCH YOU.
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AAH!
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UH, I CAN FIX THIS.
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THIS TIME I GOT YOU.
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ME SODA MACHINE.
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SQUIDWARD, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
HOW MANY FINGERS AM I…
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NO!
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SQUIDWARD? WHAT'S…
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WELL, YOU REALLY SENT HIM
OVER THE EDGE THIS TIME, BOY.
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TECHNICALLY,
I DROVE HIM UP THE WALL.
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OH, SPONGEBOB,
I'VE GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU.
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PRESENT.
P-PRESENT? FOR ME?
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NO, NO, CALM DOWN.
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I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN THIS TO YOU
A LONG TIME AGO.
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WOW, SQUIDWARD.
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MY VERY OWN
"RESTRAINING ORDER."
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UH, WHAT IS THAT?
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PERHAPS MY LAWYERS
SHOULD EXPLAIN.
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WE ARE THE LAW OFFICES
OF HARRY, COMBOVER, AND BALD…
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SPECIALIZING IN
RESTRAINING ORDER-ALOGICAL LAW,
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AND HERE
TO TELL ONE MR. SQUAREPANTS
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YOU'VE BEEN SERVED!
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SERVED?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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SQUIDWARD,
WHAT ARE THESE GUYS…
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PER PARAGRAPH THREE
OF THE RESTRAINING ORDER,
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YOU MAY NO LONGER SPEAK
TO OUR CLIENT.
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LIKEWISE, YOU MAY NOT COME
WITHIN 15 FEET OF MR. SQUIDWARD
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AT ANY TIME.
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ANY INFRACTIONS
OF THESE STATUTES
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WILL RESULT IN
SERIOUS JAIL TIME.
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CAN YOU MAKE KRABBY PATTIES
FOR LOYAL KRUSTY KRAB PATRONS
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DURING "SERIOUS JAIL TIME"?
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HUH?
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AND
.
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NO.
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NO! I DON'T WANT TO GO!
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WELL, THEN FOLLOW
THE GUIDELINES WE'VE EXPLAINED,
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AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO.
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UH, SIRS,
IF I CAN'T SPEAK TO
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OR GET WITHIN 15 FEET
OF SQUIDWARD,
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HOW WILL WE GET
ANYTHING DONE AROUND HERE?
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all:
THAT'S NOT OUR PROBLEM.
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HMM.
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THERE WE GO.
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THREE KRABBY PATTIES,
TWO LARGE KELPY KOLAS,
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AND THREE FRIES,
READY TO BE SERVED.
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HUH?
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LET'S…
OOF!
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OOPS!
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SORRY ABOUT THAT,
MR. KRABS.
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IT'S JUST SO HARD
TO GET THIS FOOD TO SQUIDWARD
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WITHOUT VIOLATING
THIS RESTRAINING ORDER.
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LET ME SEE THAT.
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THANK YOU.
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LOOK, BOY,
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IN CORAL CAVERNS
A RESTRAINING ORDER IS.
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BUT I DO KNOW WHATEVER'S GOING
ON HERE CLEARLY AIN'T WORKING!
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NOW, I WANT THIS SHIP SAILING
SMOOTHLY…ON THE DOUBLE!
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OR I'LL BE FORCED
TO REMOVE
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MORE GOLD STARS FROM
YOUR EMPLOYEE PERFORMANCE CHART.
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THINK, SPONGEBOB, THINK!
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OH, I GOT IT!
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OH, IF I IGNORE IT,
MAYBE IT WILL GO AWAY.
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I THOUGHT NOT.
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OKAY, PATRICK,
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT!
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NOTICE ANYTHING…
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DIFFERENT?
HUH? HUH?
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A HINT.
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PATRICK!
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I AM NOT NOT PAYING YOU
TO STAND AROUND AND PLAY
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"GUESS WHAT
THE IDIOT'S THINKING"
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WITH SQUIDWARD.
GET BACK TO WORK.
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YEAH, PATRICK, GET BACK
TO…WHAT WORK?!
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OH, NO.
NO, NO, NO.
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KRABS. MR. KRABS?
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WHY ALL THE SHIVERING
OF THE TIMBERS, MR. SQUIDWARD?
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MR. KRABS,
THIS WILL NOT STAND.
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YOU'LL STAND.
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OH, UNLESS YOU'D RATHER
TALK WITH SPONGEBOB.
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WHAT?
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CAN I WATCH YOU WORK?
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NO.
PLEASE?
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NO.
PLEASE?
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NO.
PLEASE?
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NO.
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PLEASE?
NO.
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PRETTY PLEASE?
NO!
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NO, NO, NO!
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GO AWAY, PATRICK.
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GO AWAY, PATRICK.
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PATRICK.
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PATRICK.
PATRICK!
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PATRICK.
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PATRICK.
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PATRICK.
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PATRICK.
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PATRICK.
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MR. SQUIDWARD?
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TIME FOR YOUR BREAK.
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DON'T MIND IF I DO.
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NO BETTER WAY TO SPEND A BREAK
THAN WITH A LITTLE COOL JAZZ.
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HUH?
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HI, SQUIDWARD.
HELLO…YOU.
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I JUST FINISHED
CLEANING THE RESTROOM.
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OOH, THAT'S GREAT.
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I MOPPED THE FLOORS,
I SHINED THE MIRRORS,
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I SCRUBBED THE SINKS.
WONDERFUL.
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OH, YEAH, BUT WE'RE GONNA NEED
A NEW TOILET PLUNGER.
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THIS ONE'S BROKEN.
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PATRICK!
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NICE WORK, PATRICK.
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BREAK TIME'S OVER,
MR. SQUIDWARD.
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WELCOME TO
THE HOUSE OF MISERY.
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MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
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YES, I WOULD LIKE TWO
DOUBLE FRIED KELP FRITTERS,
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THREE KRUSTY KRAB
CREAM-FILLED CORALS,
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AND FOUR TRIPLE FATTY
KRABBY PATTIES.
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IS THAT TOO MUCH?
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THAT DEPENDS.
ON WHAT?
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HOW LONG
DO YOU WANNA LIVE?
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OOF!
MM.
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SQUIDWARD'S FUNNY!
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HEY, A BUTTON.
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OH, GRAMMY,
I BROUGHT YOUR FAVORITE.
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SEABERRY PIE.
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YIKES!
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SEABERRIES.
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I'M ALLERGIC TO…
SEABERRIES.
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THAT'S IT!
I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO.
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SPONGEBOB!
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YOU'RE THE PRETTIEST
BUTTON I'VE EV…
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MONSTER!
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SPONGEBOB!
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IT'S AFTER SPONGEBOB!
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YOU'RE RIGHT, BUTTON.
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NO MONSTER'S GONNA EAT
OUR FRIEND.
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SPONGEBO…
NO!
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NO, NO, NO.
WAIT!
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OH, NO.
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MY TWO BEST FRIENDS
ARE FIGHTING.
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BUT THIS RESTRAINING ORDER SAYS
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I CAN'T GET CLOSE ENOUGH
TO BREAK IT OFF.
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HMM.
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I'M SORRY, RESTRAINING ORDER,
BUT MY FRIENDS NEED ME.
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STOP!
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GIVE ME THAT
RESTRAINING ORDER!
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ALL RIGHT,
LET'S LOOK AT THIS.
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SQUIDWARD, PLEASE
DON'T SEND ME TO JAIL.
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SQUIDWARD?
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DID YOU KNOW
THE MONSTER WAS SQUIDWARD?
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WELL, WHEN WERE
YOU GONNA TELL ME?
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I VIOLATED
THE RESTRAINING ORDER.
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I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
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QUIT BELLYACHING,
AND HAND ME A PEN.
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HERE YOU GO.
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STOP THE WATERWORKS!
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO JAIL.
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I'M NOT?
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NO, I'M RELEASING YOU
FROM THIS ORDER.
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REALLY, SQUIDWARD?
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AND ADDING SOMEONE
WHO'S MUCH MORE DESERVING.
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SORRY, BUTTON.
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NO, PATRICK.
YOU!
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OH!
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UGH, SUCH A TIRED DAY
AT THE OFFICE.
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BOY, AM I FAMISHED.
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I SURE WISH I KNEW
THE BEST RESTAURANT
IN BIKINI BOTTOM.
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FROM WHERE HAS
THIS GLORIOUS SCENT COME?
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HARK, THE ODOR YOU SEEK
IS BEFORE YOU.
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AT THE KRUSTY KRAB,
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WHERE THE TASTIEST SANDWICH
IN THE SEAS
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IS GRILLED TO PERFECTION
BY OUR EXPERT FRY COOK
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AND SERVED WITH A SMILE
BY OUR FRIENDLY WAITER.
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PATRICK GOBBLES DOWN
THE PATTIES…
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WAIT A MINUTE!
WHY AM I DRESSED IN A LEOTARD?
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OH, 'CAUSE
YOU'RE THE MASCOT.
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EH, I DON'T THINK SO.
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WE NEED A GIMMICK THAT'S
NOTHING SHORT OF A MASTERPIECE.
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OH, I KNOW!
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"WIN A DATE WITH SQUIDWARD"
TUESDAYS.
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HMM.
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OH, FOR DOLPHIN'S SAKE.
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DO TELL WHAT'S
TROUBLING YOU SO.
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MR. KRABS DOESN'T THINK
MY IDEAS ARE HELPING.
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SHOCKING.
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I JUST WANT
TO HELP HIM FIND
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THE PERFECT
KRABBY PATTY GIMMICK.
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SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'D BETTER STOP BOTHERING ME
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AND PUT ON
YOUR THINKING CAP.
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GREAT IDEA, SQUIDWARD!
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THAT'LL KEEP HIM
OUT OF MY HAIR.
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OF COURSE,
HE ACTUALLY HAS ONE.
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TO EACH HIS OWN.
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MUSTARD!
YES, YOUR FREAKISHNESS.
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LIKE OUR OWN
FLEETING EXISTENCE,
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AN UNTIMELY END HAS COME UPON
THIS KRABBY VALUE MEAL.
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GOOD RIDDANCE.
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WHAT'S THIS?
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SOMETHING'S FAMILIAR
ABOUT THOSE KETCHUP SWIRLS.
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SWEET NEPTUNE!
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COULD THAT HAVE BEEN…
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00:13:34,707 --> 00:13:36,790
YEAH, YEAH,
ENOUGH DILLY-DALLYING.
242
00:13:36,832 --> 00:13:39,081
NOW HELP ME WITH THE GARBAGE,
MR. SQUIDWARD.
243
00:13:39,123 --> 00:13:42,457
THAT'S NOT GARBAGE.
IT'S A FIASCO.
244
00:13:42,498 --> 00:13:44,623
OKAY, LET'S NOT
OVERDO IT.
245
00:13:44,665 --> 00:13:45,915
NO, NO, NO,
YOU DON'T GET IT.
246
00:13:45,957 --> 00:13:49,040
IT'S THE WORK OF FIASCO,
THE ARTIST.
247
00:13:49,081 --> 00:13:52,623
HE WAS FEATURED IN
LAST MONTH'S ART WONK MAGAZINE.
248
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,957
HEH, YOU CALL THIS ART?
249
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:55,749
LOOKS LIKE
A SWABBY'S FOOTLOCKER.
250
00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:57,832
OH, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
251
00:13:57,874 --> 00:14:00,206
THE DARK DENIM,
THE DISMAL STATEMENTS,
252
00:14:00,248 --> 00:14:02,832
THE EXTENSIVE USE
OF RED AND YELLOW!
253
00:14:02,874 --> 00:14:06,290
THIS IS DIRECTLY OUT OF
HIS EARLY ABSTRACT EXPERIMENTS.
254
00:14:06,331 --> 00:14:10,248
OOH, WHAT IS THIS?
THIS IS AN AUTHENTIC FIASCO.
255
00:14:10,290 --> 00:14:11,832
both: A FIASCO?
256
00:14:11,874 --> 00:14:14,832
all: OOH!
257
00:14:14,874 --> 00:14:16,582
AN ORIGINAL FIASCO,
YOU SAY?
258
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:19,957
HE'S ONE OF THE FAMOUS
PICTURE DRAWING "ARTEESTS."
259
00:14:19,999 --> 00:14:23,248
JUST LOOK AT HIS AUDACIOUS USE
OF PICKLE IN THIS PIECE.
260
00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:25,248
WHAT'S YOUR ASKING PRICE?
261
00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:29,623
OH, IT'S SIMPLY NOT FOR SALE,
NOT EVEN FOR $1 MILLION.
262
00:14:29,665 --> 00:14:32,623
HOLD IT!
I'LL TAKE $1 MILLION FOR IT.
263
00:14:32,665 --> 00:14:34,915
IT'S NOT YOURS TO SELL.
I FOUND IT.
264
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:38,290
ME PLATE, ME BUNS, ME MUSTARD,
ME FIASCO!
265
00:14:38,331 --> 00:14:40,540
YOU TRIED TO THROW IT AWAY!
IT'S MINE.
266
00:14:40,582 --> 00:14:42,498
LET'S NOT BE HASTY.
267
00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:45,999
IT BELONGS
TO NEITHER OF YOU.
268
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:50,790
FARFEL BAINBRIDGE, CURATOR
OF THE BIKINI BOTTOM ART MUSEUM.
269
00:14:50,832 --> 00:14:54,457
WE CURATORS HAVE A WAY
OF SNIFFING THESE THINGS OUT.
270
00:14:54,498 --> 00:14:58,206
HMM…
271
00:14:58,248 --> 00:15:01,415
IT'S AUTHENTIC,
272
00:15:01,457 --> 00:15:04,290
WHICH MAKES THIS
A NATIONAL TREASURE!
273
00:15:06,832 --> 00:15:12,081
AND FOR PRESERVATION,
IT MUST BE HERMETICALLY SEALED.
274
00:15:12,123 --> 00:15:13,665
[inhales,
blows whistle]
275
00:15:13,707 --> 00:15:17,457
AND GUARDED
BY BIKINI BOTTOM'S FINEST.
276
00:15:17,498 --> 00:15:20,665
READY FOR DUTY, SIR.
GREAT IDEA, FARKLE.
277
00:15:20,707 --> 00:15:22,165
GOTTA PROTECT
ME VALUABLE PROPERTY.
278
00:15:22,206 --> 00:15:25,206
WELL, TECHNICALLY,
IT DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU.
279
00:15:25,248 --> 00:15:29,040
IT BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE
OF BIKINI BOTTOM.
280
00:15:29,081 --> 00:15:33,081
UNFORTUNATELY, THEY'LL HAVE
TO SET FOOT IN THIS GREASE TRAP
281
00:15:33,123 --> 00:15:35,790
TO GET A LOOK
AT THIS GREAT PIECE OF ART.
282
00:15:35,832 --> 00:15:40,206
OH, SO NOW
YOU'RE A RESTAURANT CRITIC.
283
00:15:40,248 --> 00:15:42,165
STEP UP, STEP UP,
284
00:15:42,206 --> 00:15:44,623
FOR YOUR FREE GLIMPSE
AT THE FIASCO MASTERPIECE.
285
00:15:44,665 --> 00:15:46,790
ALL RIGHT,
YOU'VE HAD YOUR LOOK.
286
00:15:46,832 --> 00:15:48,248
NOW HOLD UP
YOUR END OF THE BARGAIN.
287
00:15:48,290 --> 00:15:51,665
TWO KRABBY PATTIES PLEASE.
EACH!
288
00:15:54,457 --> 00:15:59,957
SO WHAT HAVE YOU GOT
FOR ME TODAY, HUH?
289
00:15:59,999 --> 00:16:03,290
NO KRABBY PATTY IN SIGHT…
290
00:16:03,331 --> 00:16:04,498
WHA…WHAT'S THIS?
291
00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:07,540
LOOKS LIKE A CHEWED-UP
KRABBY PATTY…
292
00:16:07,582 --> 00:16:10,498
A PERFECT SAMPLE FROM WHICH
TO REVERSE ENGINEER
293
00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:12,498
A WHOLE KRABBY PATTY!
294
00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:14,457
THANKS, EUGENE.
295
00:16:14,498 --> 00:16:17,790
YOU JUST MADE MY JOB
A WHOLE LOT EASIER.
296
00:16:23,290 --> 00:16:26,874
I'D KNOW THAT SCREAM ANYWHERE!
IT'S ME PROFITS DYING!
297
00:16:28,749 --> 00:16:30,790
STOP THAT THIEF!
298
00:16:30,832 --> 00:16:32,206
DON'T WORRY, KRABS,
299
00:16:32,248 --> 00:16:34,248
I'M JUST TAKING OUT
THE TRASH FOR YOU.
300
00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:36,081
STOP! THIEF!
301
00:16:41,123 --> 00:16:43,582
THAT WAS ALMOST TOO EASY.
302
00:16:43,623 --> 00:16:45,874
PLANKTON, OLD BOY,
YOU'RE HOME FREE.
303
00:16:50,415 --> 00:16:52,290
STOP, THIEF!
AAH!
304
00:16:54,707 --> 00:16:58,331
WHAT'S WITH THE POLICE?
IT'S JUST A BAG OF GARBAGE!
305
00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:08,707
WHAT'S GOING ON?
306
00:17:08,749 --> 00:17:10,999
HOW LONG DO YOU THINK
WE'LL BE HERE?
307
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:15,749
I DON'T KNOW, BUT…
MY STOMACH FEELS ALL TINGLY.
308
00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:18,623
MINE DOES TOO.
309
00:17:18,665 --> 00:17:22,123
HEY, YOU!
YEAH, YOU IN THE CHAIR.
310
00:17:22,165 --> 00:17:23,915
DON'T MOVE!
311
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:48,665
BLASTED POLLEN ALLERGIES!
312
00:17:58,457 --> 00:18:01,457
I SHOULD BE SAFE IN SPACE.
313
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,415
STOP, THIEF!
314
00:18:05,457 --> 00:18:06,957
YOU'VE GOT
TO BE KIDDING ME!
315
00:18:06,999 --> 00:18:11,457
[door opening,
shuttle beeping]
316
00:18:17,415 --> 00:18:19,999
HELLO?
HELLO?
317
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,331
OPEN UP, OPEN UP!
318
00:18:22,373 --> 00:18:24,123
DO YOU MIND?
319
00:18:24,165 --> 00:18:27,957
SOME OF US HAVE NOTHING TO DO
TOMORROW MORNING.
320
00:18:27,999 --> 00:18:31,373
WAIT, WHAT?
321
00:18:31,415 --> 00:18:34,957
HEY, KEEP YOUR HANDS
WHERE I CAN SEE THEM.
322
00:18:34,999 --> 00:18:37,665
OKAY, YOU TWO,
AGAINST THE WALL.
323
00:18:39,623 --> 00:18:42,498
THAT'S IT,
NICE AND SLOW.
324
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:46,832
YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME!
325
00:18:46,874 --> 00:18:48,457
EVER SINCE I LEFT
THE KRUSTY KRAB,
326
00:18:48,498 --> 00:18:50,123
I'VE HAD ALL KINDS
OF HEAT ON ME.
327
00:18:50,165 --> 00:18:52,290
IT'S SO BIZARRE!
328
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:54,498
NORMALLY, WHEN I STEAL SOMETHING
FROM THE KRUSTY KRAB,
329
00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:57,540
IT'S KRABS WHO CHASES ME,
NOT A BUNCH OF COPS!
330
00:18:57,582 --> 00:18:59,790
SO IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON,
START TALKING,
331
00:18:59,832 --> 00:19:01,915
OR ELSE YOU'RE GONNA ANSWER
TO THE SPOON, SEE?
332
00:19:01,957 --> 00:19:03,957
I CAN EXPLAIN.
333
00:19:03,999 --> 00:19:06,832
THAT PARTIALLY EATEN
KRABBY PATTY ISN'T JUST GARBAGE.
334
00:19:06,874 --> 00:19:09,165
IT'S A WORK OF ART.
IT'S WORTH A FORTUNE.
335
00:19:09,206 --> 00:19:10,999
REALLY?
336
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,123
SO YOU SEE WHY MR. KRABS
IS TRYING TO GET IT BACK.
337
00:19:13,165 --> 00:19:15,874
INTERESTING.
338
00:19:15,915 --> 00:19:18,832
IT APPEARS I'VE WON
MORE THAN I BARGAINED FOR.
339
00:19:18,874 --> 00:19:21,623
PLANKTON, YOU'VE STOLEN
A PRICELESS WORK OF ART.
340
00:19:21,665 --> 00:19:23,457
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
YOU CAN DO.
341
00:19:23,498 --> 00:19:27,248
YOU MEAN HOLD ONTO IT UNTIL
IT'S REALLY WORTH SOMETHING?
342
00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:28,749
NO, YOU NEED
TO TURN YOURSELF IN.
343
00:19:28,790 --> 00:19:32,373
TURN MYSELF…
WHAT?
344
00:19:32,415 --> 00:19:34,874
IF I GO DOWN,
WE ALL GO DOWN.
345
00:19:34,915 --> 00:19:37,331
YOU'RE HARBORING AN ART THIEF!
WHO'S THAT?
346
00:19:37,373 --> 00:19:39,457
ME, YOU IMBECILE.
WHAT?
347
00:19:39,498 --> 00:19:40,874
NOT ONLY THAT,
348
00:19:40,915 --> 00:19:42,623
YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE
TO THE CRIME, YEAH.
349
00:19:42,665 --> 00:19:44,248
REALLY?
350
00:19:44,290 --> 00:19:46,790
AND NOT ONLY THAT,
BUT GARY'S AN ACCOMPLICE TOO!
351
00:19:48,373 --> 00:19:50,081
NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!
352
00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:53,123
NO, YOU HAVE,
CRIMINAL ACCOMPLICE!
353
00:19:53,165 --> 00:19:55,123
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE CALLING ME THAT.
354
00:19:55,165 --> 00:19:57,623
BELIEVE IT, MAN-BOY.
HEY!
355
00:19:57,665 --> 00:20:00,665
WHAT DID I TELL YOU BEFORE?
356
00:20:00,707 --> 00:20:02,498
I'M TRYING
TO GET SOME SHUT-EYE.
357
00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:05,832
PATRICK…
WHAT ARE YOU EATING?
358
00:20:05,874 --> 00:20:09,749
THOSE HORS D'OEUVRES
YOU LEFT ON THE TABLE.
359
00:20:13,999 --> 00:20:15,957
NOT BAD.
360
00:20:15,999 --> 00:20:19,165
NOW, PATRICK IS HARBORING
STOLEN MERCHANDISE IN HIS BELLY!
361
00:20:19,206 --> 00:20:21,040
OH, HE'S AN ACCOMPLICE TOO!
362
00:20:21,081 --> 00:20:24,040
HERE THEY ARE,
OFFICERS.
363
00:20:24,081 --> 00:20:26,457
THESE IDIOTS HAVE BEEN
CAUSING A RUCKUS,
364
00:20:26,498 --> 00:20:28,665
INTERRUPTING
MY BEAUTY SLEEP.
365
00:20:28,707 --> 00:20:30,123
WELL, WELL, WELL,
366
00:20:30,165 --> 00:20:34,790
IF IT ISN'T
THE ART THIEF HIMSELF.
DROP THE SPOON.
367
00:20:34,832 --> 00:20:36,832
YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST
UNTIL WE FIGURE THIS OUT.
368
00:20:36,874 --> 00:20:38,331
WHAT…WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"ALL"?
369
00:20:38,373 --> 00:20:40,457
I'M NOT UNDER ARREST.
I-I…THESE ARE IDIOTS!
370
00:20:40,498 --> 00:20:43,206
THEY'RE CAUSING A RUCKUS.
I WANT SLEEP.
371
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,498
THANKS FOR CLEARING
THIS WHOLE MESS UP, MR. KRABS.
372
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:52,165
OF COURSE, OFFICER.
373
00:20:52,206 --> 00:20:54,790
HEH, CAN'T LET ME FRY COOK
ROT IN THIS PLACE.
374
00:20:54,832 --> 00:20:56,790
IT'D RUIN ME BUSINESS!
375
00:20:56,832 --> 00:21:00,040
ESPECIALLY NOW THAT
THE FIASCO'S FINITO'D.
376
00:21:04,457 --> 00:21:07,206
MR. KRABS, I THINK
I HAVE THE SOLUTION.
377
00:21:09,623 --> 00:21:12,040
THANKS VERY MUCH.
ENJOY THE SHOW.
378
00:21:12,081 --> 00:21:14,165
YOU SURE SAVED THE DAY, BOYO.
379
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:15,832
MY PLEASURE, SIR.
380
00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:19,248
AND I THINK
PATRICK LIKES IT TOO.
381
00:21:20,707 --> 00:21:25,248
all: OOH! AHH.
382
00:21:27,957 --> 00:21:29,373
X-RAYS TICKLE.
383
00:21:29,415 --> 00:21:32,707
SUCH ARTISTIC GENIUS.
384
00:21:34,165 --> 00:21:36,331
I'LL NEVER PAINT AGAIN!
385
00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:41,290
HEY, DON'T I GET
A PHONE CALL?