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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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<i>all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!</i>

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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<i>all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!</i>

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<i>♪ OHH... ♪</i>

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<i>♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE</i>
<i>UNDER THE SEA? ♪</i>

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<i>all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!</i>

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<i>- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW</i>
<i>AND POROUS IS HE ♪</i>

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<i>all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!</i>

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<i>- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE</i>
<i>BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪</i>

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<i>all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!</i>

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<i>- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK</i>
<i>AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪</i>

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- <i>all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!</i>
<i>- READY?</i>

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<i>all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!</i>

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<i>SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!</i>

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<i>SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!</i>

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{\an8}<i>SPONGEBOB</i>

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{\an8}<i>SQUAREPANTS!</i>

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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{\an8}[lilting ukulele music]

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{\an8}♪ ♪

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<i>AH, ZE KRUSTY KRAB.</i>

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<i>BIKINI BOTTOM'S ANSWER</i>
<i>TO FINE DINING.</i>

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<i>AND HERE WE SEE ONE</i>
<i>OF ITS PATRONS NOW.</i>

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<i>AH, YES, MOVING ON.</i>

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<i>OOH, IT IS A-SPONGEBOB, CREATOR</i>
<i>OF THE FINE CUISINE WITHIN.</i>

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<i>NOW, LET US WATCH.</i>

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ONE KRABBY PATTY.

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EXTRA GREASE.

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[giggles]

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WHOA!

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[grumbles]

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OOH!

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[laughs]

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[grumbles]

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[laughs uncontrollably]

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[gasps, muffled laugh]

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[growls]

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[gasps]

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WHOA!
[laughs]

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ALL RIGHT, LET ME SEE THAT.

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"THE KRUSTY KRAB WORK SCHEDULE"?

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WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT THIS?

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- [gasps]
WHAT'S SO GR--

47
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WHY, IT'S MY HAPPY BOOK.

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THE KRUSTY KRAB IS WHERE ALL OF
MY HAPPIEST MEMORIES OCCURRED.

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HMM.

50
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OOPS, I ACCIDENTALLY BURNED UP
YOUR MEMORIES.

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DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD.

52
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I HAVE A WHOLE CABINET
OF BACKUPS.

53
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SO WHAT'S YOUR HAPPIEST
MEMORY, SQUIDWARD?

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UM, LET ME THINK...

55
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[sustained tone]

56
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UM, I GUESS I DON'T HAVE
A HAPPIEST MEMORY.

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OH, WELL.

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YES?

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SQUIDWARD, YOU DON'T HAVE

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- A HAPPIEST MEMORY?
- SO WHAT?

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- HOW CAN YOU LIVE
WITHOUT A HAPPIEST MEMORY?

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DO YOU CRY YOURSELF
TO SLEEP AT NIGHT?

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- I HEAR YOU CRYING
ALL THE TIME.

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BUT WITH JOY, SQUIDWARD.

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WITH JOY.

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- LOOK, I DON'T NEED
A HAPPY MEMORY.

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SO JUST GET BACK TO YOUR
CULINARY GREASE FACTORY

68
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AND LEAVE ME ALONE.

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- HI, I'D LIKE TO ORDER
A KRABBY PATTY PLEASE.

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[sobs]

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OKAY.

72
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CAN SOMEONE ELSE TAKE MY ORDER?

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[both cry]

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I'LL WAIT.

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YOU'RE RIGHT, SPONGEBOB.

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I DON'T HAVE A HAPPIEST MEMORY.

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THIS IS HORRIBLE.

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DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD.

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I'LL HELP YOU MAKE
A HAPPIEST MEMORY.

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REALLY?

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DO YOU THINK YOU CAN?

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NO PROBLEM.

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- WELL, IT'S AGAINST MY BETTER
JUDGMENT, BUT OKAY.

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[giggles]

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[classical music]

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- YOU LOVE MUSIC, RIGHT SQUIDWARD?
- MM-HMM.

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- THEN THIS'LL DEFINITELY BE
YOUR HAPPIEST MEMORY.

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HEY, THIS ISN'T SO BAD.

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I THINK I ACTUALLY FEEL KIND OF,
UH, HAPPY.

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- SEE, YOUR HAPPIEST
MEMORY IS FORMING.

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[plays sour note]

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- [squish]
- OOPS.

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THAT WAS A SOUR NOTE.

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- THIS IS NOT
MY HAPPIEST MEMORY.

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WHY ARE WE AT THE ART MUSEUM?

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WELL, YOU LOVE ART.

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MAYBE YOU'LL FIND A HAPPY MEMORY
IN HERE.

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- GREAT, I GET TO SEE
ALL THE ART OF PEOPLE

99
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WHO HAVE SUCCEEDED
WHERE I'VE FAILED.

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MY ART WILL NEVER BE SHOWN
IN THIS BI--OOF!

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WHAT THE--

102
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THIS--THIS--THIS IS MY
SCULPTURE.

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HOW DID IT GET HERE?

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OOH, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.

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ART LOVERS, THIS IS
SQUIDWARD TENTACLES,

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CREATOR OF THIS PIECE.

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all: OOH!

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- WOW, YOUR WORK IN
A MUSEUM, SQUIDWARD.

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GOSH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

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I THINK THIS MIGHT BE IT.

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YOUR HAPPIEST MEMORY?

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YEAH.

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- AND NOW
THE PERFORMANCE ARTIST FIASCO

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WILL SAY A FEW WORDS
ABOUT THIS PIECE.

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- GOSH, FIASCO HIMSELF
IS TALKING ABOUT MY ART.

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- AHEM, SQUID...WARD,
GO TOWARD...THE LIGHT...

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OF MY FLAMETHROWER!

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all: OOH!

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AND NOW, HE'S MELTED IT.

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NOT A HAPPIEST MEMORY.

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- UM, IT'S KIND OF
SMOKY IN HERE.

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YOU NEED FRESH AIR.

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WHAT A MAJESTIC VIEW.

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WHAT VIEW?

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- OH, YEAH, I FORGOT ABOUT
YOUR BLINDFOLD.

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ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

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VERY NICE, EXCEPT THAT I'M...

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AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!

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OH, SORRY, SQUIDWARD!

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I'LL TAKE US DOWN.

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WHAT? NO!

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OH, BOY.

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[both scream]

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[groans]

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OH, YEAH. NICE VIEW.

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SON OF A SEAHORSE.

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20 YEARS OF TRAINING
AND A COUPLE OF AMATEURS

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JUST LEAP OUT OF A BALLOON.

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HERE, YOU PLANT IT.

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ALL THAT TIME AND MONEY AND
RESOURCES WASTED ON...

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- HEY, WE'RE THE FIRST TO EVER
REACH THE TOP OF MOUNT BIKINI.

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SURELY THAT MUST MAKE
FOR A HAPPIEST MEMORY.

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I CLAIM THIS MOUNTAIN IN THE
NAME OF SQUIDWARD TENTACLES!

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[groans]

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[ground rumbles]

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UH-OH.

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- STUPID AMATEURS, I--

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FANTASTIC.

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TIME TO FACE FACTS.

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I'LL NEVER HAVE
A HAPPIEST MEMORY.

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AND IF I DO, IT DEFINITELY
WON'T INVOLVE YOU.

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HELLO, MISERY, I'M HOME.

153
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I MIGHT AS WELL GO TO BED
FOR 100 YEARS OR SO.

154
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WAKE ME WHEN I'M DEAD.

155
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[sighs]

156
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- GARY, I AM WORRIED
ABOUT SQUIDWARD.

157
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HE HASN'T COME OUT OF HIS HOUSE
FOR TWO WEEKS NOW.

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[meows]

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WHY ISN'T HE ANSWERING?

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SQUIDWARD!

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SQUIDWARD?

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NOW I'M REALLY WORRIED.

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SQUIDWARD! SQUIDWARD!

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[gasps]

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SQUIDWARD, DOWN HERE!

166
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HE'S UPSTAIRS.

167
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HEY.

168
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HEY.

169
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SQUIDWARD.

170
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WELL, AT LEAST WE KNOW
HE'S STILL ALIVE.

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- UH-OH.
- [meows]

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[screams]

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[whimpers]
OW!

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00:08:03,625 --> 00:08:04,500
I'M OKAY, GARY.

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[meows]

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- SQUIDWARD SURE
SEEMS DEPRESSED.

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I THINK I'LL CALL HIM
AND CHEER HIM UP.

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- [phone rings]
- [grumbles]

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- HELLO?
- STILL ALIVE...

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00:08:13,625 --> 00:08:14,583
SQUIDWARD?

181
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ARE YOU THERE?

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SQUIDWARD, ARE YOU THERE?

183
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- SQUIDWARD?
- [meows]

184
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- GARY? WHAT ARE YOU
DOING AT SQUIDWARD'S?

185
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UH, GARY, COULD YOU PUT
SQUIDWARD ON THE PHONE?

186
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HOLD ON A SECOND,
SOMEONE'S ON THE OTHER LINE.

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[echoing]
HELLO?

188
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HELLO?

189
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HELLO!

190
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HELLO?
[feedback whines]

191
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- I JUST CAN'T SEEM
TO GET HAPPY.

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WELL, THAT DIDN'T HELP.

193
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[phone rings]
HUH?

194
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THAT'S STRANGE.

195
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I COULD SWEAR I JUST THREW

196
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THAT DARN PHONE AWAY.

197
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OH, YEAH, MY FAX MACHINE.

198
00:08:54,583 --> 00:08:58,041
NOW, WHY DID I BUY THAT AGAIN?

199
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HI, SQUIDWARD.

200
00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:01,750
YOU SURE ARE A HARD MAN
TO GET A HOLD OF.

201
00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:04,000
[sniffs]
HEY, DO I SMELL BROWNIES?

202
00:09:04,041 --> 00:09:06,166
YES.

203
00:09:06,208 --> 00:09:07,875
[paper shredder whirs]

204
00:09:07,917 --> 00:09:10,834
THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.

205
00:09:14,875 --> 00:09:16,792
[sighing meow]

206
00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:24,917
[printer whirring]

207
00:09:24,959 --> 00:09:26,583
- [meows]
- THANKS, GARY.

208
00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:29,875
I HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO GIVE
SQUIDWARD A HAPPIEST MEMORY.

209
00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:31,375
THESE PANTS MAY BE SQUARE,

210
00:09:31,417 --> 00:09:33,333
BUT IT'S TIME
TO THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX.

211
00:09:33,375 --> 00:09:38,959
I CAN'T SEEM TO GET HAPPY.

212
00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,625
MAYBE THIS WILL HELP.

213
00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:44,291
[chirps]

214
00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:46,875
OOH!

215
00:09:46,917 --> 00:09:50,166
[tweets]

216
00:09:50,208 --> 00:09:53,000
NOPE, I GUESS NOT.

217
00:09:53,041 --> 00:09:54,792
OH, GREAT.

218
00:09:54,834 --> 00:09:57,500
I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE.

219
00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:01,417
YOU'RE NOT SPONGEBOB.

220
00:10:01,458 --> 00:10:04,750
- I HAVE A PACKAGE HERE
FOR A SQUIDWARD "TENTACLEES"?

221
00:10:04,792 --> 00:10:06,959
- TENTACLES.
YES, THAT'S ME.

222
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:07,959
WELL, HERE YOU GO.

223
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,750
THANKS.

224
00:10:09,792 --> 00:10:11,959
DOESN'T SAY WHO IT'S FROM.

225
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,000
NO DOUBT SPONGEBOB'S
HIDING INSIDE.

226
00:10:15,041 --> 00:10:17,291
OH, WELL,
HERE GOES NOTHING.

227
00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:18,709
GOTCHA--HUH?

228
00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:19,959
IT'S EMPTY.

229
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,959
EMPTY. JUST LIKE
MY MISERABLE LIFE.

230
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:28,333
I SEE NOTHING
BUT DARKNESS AHEAD.

231
00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:30,792
[strained mumbles]
SPONGEBOB--

232
00:10:30,834 --> 00:10:33,750
[muffled yelling]

233
00:10:39,542 --> 00:10:41,166
- [growls]
- SURPRISE!

234
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,583
I FIGURED WHAT YOU NEEDED WAS A
PARTY TO HELP CHEER YOU UP.

235
00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:46,458
UNFORTUNATELY, EVERYONE I TRIED
TO INVITE WAS BUSY OR SICK.

236
00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:49,083
BUT DON'T WORRY,
I USED MY PAPIER-MACHE SKILLS

237
00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:52,792
TO FILL THE PARTY WITH
YOUR FAVORITE PERSON--ME!

238
00:10:55,583 --> 00:10:56,583
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

239
00:10:56,625 --> 00:10:59,917
HAPPIEST MEMORY OR WHAT?

240
00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:03,041
YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND.

241
00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:04,291
I...

242
00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:05,333
DON'T...

243
00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:06,458
WANT...

244
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,458
A...

245
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,208
HAPPIEST MEMORY!

246
00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:12,959
[primal scream]

247
00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:16,959
- ARE YOU ENJOYING
THE HORS D'OEUVRES?

248
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,583
[growls]

249
00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:21,792
HI-YA!

250
00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:23,709
[chainsaws rev]

251
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:26,667
[insane laughter]

252
00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:36,208
I FEEL WONDERFUL!

253
00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:40,083
[insane laugh]

254
00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:41,083
THIS IS IT!

255
00:11:41,125 --> 00:11:43,667
MY HAPPIEST MEMORY!

256
00:11:43,709 --> 00:11:45,375
- [sighs]
HE'S SO HANDSOME.

257
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,500
{\an8}[eerie sci-fi music]

258
00:11:52,542 --> 00:11:58,250
{\an8}♪ ♪

259
00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:08,250
WHEE!

260
00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:10,083
[panting]

261
00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:12,000
<i>- ♪ LA LA LA LA</i>
<i>LA LA LA LA LA! ♪</i>

262
00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:13,542
GOTCHA!

263
00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:15,458
- THERE YOU GO, LITTLE FELLA.
- [grunts]

264
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:19,667
- IS IT ME, OR DOES JELLYFISH
FIELD SEEM DIFFERENT TODAY?

265
00:12:19,709 --> 00:12:24,917
- I DON'T KNOW, BUT ALL THIS
FAILURE SURE IS MAKING ME TIRED.

266
00:12:24,959 --> 00:12:27,709
I'M GONNA TAKE A QUICK NAP
ON THAT ROCK OVER THERE.

267
00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:30,166
- OKAY. I'M GONNA LOOK
FOR MORE JELLYFISH

268
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,667
OVER BY THAT CREEPY,
SPOOKY, EVIL-LOOKING CAVE.

269
00:12:32,709 --> 00:12:34,709
<i>♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪</i>

270
00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:36,667
<i>♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪</i>

271
00:12:36,709 --> 00:12:37,667
[laughs]

272
00:12:37,709 --> 00:12:39,250
OH, LITTLE JELLYFISH.

273
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,083
I CAN'T RESIST YOUR CHARMS.

274
00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:42,750
IF ONLY YOU DIDN'T STING.

275
00:12:42,792 --> 00:12:45,750
THEN YOU'D BE THE PERFECT PET.

276
00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:48,583
OH, WELL, GUESS IT'S JUST
CATCH AND RELEASE FOR NOW.

277
00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:51,291
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!

278
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,792
[growls]

279
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:05,083
[roars]

280
00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:08,041
[snores]

281
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:27,291
[groans]

282
00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:28,625
HEY, ISN'T THIS THE CUTEST

283
00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:30,166
LITTLE JELLYFISH
YOU'VE EVER SEEN?

284
00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:32,250
AND HE DOESN'T STING.

285
00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:35,792
GOSH, YOU DON'T SUPPOSE HE'S
SOME SORT OF NEW BREED, HUH?

286
00:13:35,834 --> 00:13:37,542
I THINK I'LL KEEP
THIS ONE AS A PET.

287
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:38,709
WHOA.

288
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:39,875
YES.

289
00:13:39,917 --> 00:13:43,709
I TOO HAVE CAUGHT MANY
JELLYFISH.

290
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:47,625
PERHAPS WE SHOULD GIVE ONE
TO EACH OF OUR FRIENDS.

291
00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:49,709
[sigh]

292
00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:52,417
- WOW, PATRICK,
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

293
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:57,417
WELL, WE'VE GIVEN EVERYONE
A JELLYFISH EXCEPT SQUIDWARD.

294
00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:58,750
AH, HE PROBABLY
DOESN'T WANT ONE.

295
00:13:58,792 --> 00:14:01,458
HE WILL TAKE ONE AND LIKE IT.

296
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:10,667
PLEASANT DREAMS, SQUARE ONE.

297
00:14:10,709 --> 00:14:12,625
RIGHT BACK AT YA, OLD BUDDY.

298
00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:14,583
WHOA!

299
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:17,959
- DO NOT LET THE BEDBUGS BITE.
[monotone laugh]

300
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,917
UH, THAT'S SOME GOOD ADVICE.

301
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:21,458
GOOD NIGHT SQUIDWARD.

302
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:24,166
- THERE WILL BE PLENTY
OF BITING THIS NIGHT.

303
00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:26,583
BRAAAP!

304
00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:28,709
- TONIGHT, YOU'LL SLEEP WITH ME,
LITTLE JELLY.

305
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:30,625
- GOOD NIGHT, GARY.
- [meows]

306
00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:33,333
GOOD NIGHT, LITTLE JELLY.

307
00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:40,834
OH, I CAN'T SLEEP.

308
00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:45,959
[wolf howls]

309
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,542
[lightning cracks]

310
00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:51,834
- [growls]
- [screams]

311
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:53,083
[laughs]

312
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:54,166
THESE LATE NIGHT HORROR SHOWS

313
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:55,667
ARE A REAL HOOT.

314
00:14:55,709 --> 00:14:57,250
OH, HEY, YOU WANT SOME POPCORN?

315
00:14:57,291 --> 00:15:00,041
- HERE YOU GO.
- [gagging]

316
00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:03,959
HEY, HEY!

317
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,917
ARE YOU OKAY BACK THERE?

318
00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:11,917
AW, LOOK AT HIM,
THE LITTLE ANGEL.

319
00:15:11,959 --> 00:15:13,792
GUESS HE COULDN'T MAKE IT
PAST THE THIRD FEATURE.

320
00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:15,625
GOOD MORNING, SLEEPY HEAD.

321
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,875
WE WOULDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO
HAPPEN TO YOU WHILE I'M AT WORK.

322
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,500
YOU BETTER STAY IN HERE
WHERE IT'S SAFE.

323
00:15:19,542 --> 00:15:21,166
YOU TWO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE.

324
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,125
BYE.

325
00:15:28,917 --> 00:15:32,625
[monotone meow]

326
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:35,250
- WHOA, LOOK AT ALL
THE CUSTOMERS!

327
00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:36,500
- [monotone voice]
ONE KRABBY PATTY.

328
00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:38,500
HOLD THE MAYONNAISE.

329
00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:40,125
ONE KRABBY PATTY.

330
00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:41,500
HOLD THE MAYONNAISE.

331
00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:43,166
ONE KRABBY PATTY.

332
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:46,000
HOLD THE MAYONNAISE.

333
00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:47,959
THANK YOU, COME AGAIN.

334
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,917
both: BRAAAP!

335
00:15:50,959 --> 00:15:52,917
- I WOULD LIKE ONE KRABBY PA--

336
00:15:52,959 --> 00:15:54,125
ONE KRABBY PATTY.

337
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:55,583
HOLD THE MAYONNAISE.

338
00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:57,208
BRAAAP!

339
00:15:57,250 --> 00:16:00,709
- UH, ACTUALLY,
I WANT ONE WITH EXTRA MAYO.

340
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,333
[hisses]

341
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:05,291
[all hiss]

342
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:08,250
WHAT'S WRONG, DUDES?

343
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:12,375
I'M SORRY, VALUED CUSTOMER.

344
00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:14,750
WE ARE CURRENTLY OUT OF THE
CONDIMENT YOU CALL MAYONNAISE.

345
00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:18,458
PLEASE ACCEPT THIS FREE
JELLYFISH HAT INSTEAD.

346
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,166
THANK YOU, COME AGAIN.

347
00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:21,750
OH, THAT'S FUNNY.

348
00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:23,625
WE JUST RECEIVED A WHOLE
SHIPMENT OF MAYONNAISE.

349
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:25,875
PATRICK?

350
00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:27,166
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

351
00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:29,125
COOKING KRABBY PATTIES
IS MY JOB.

352
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:33,041
- I AM HERE TO REPLACE YOU
AND ALL OF YOUR KIND.

353
00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:36,500
- [chuckles]
I SAW THAT MOVIE LAST NIGHT TOO.

354
00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:38,291
OOPS,
IF YOU'RE GONNA WORK HERE,

355
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:40,000
YOU'LL NEED AN OFFICIAL
KRUSTY KRAB HAT.

356
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:43,542
UH...

357
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:45,750
- SAY, THAT'S
A PRETTY NEAT TRICK.

358
00:16:45,792 --> 00:16:47,458
I'M GONNA GET SOME EXTRA
MAYONNAISE FROM THE BACK.

359
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:50,417
NO MAYONNAISE!

360
00:16:52,917 --> 00:16:56,250
OKAY...

361
00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:58,083
HE'S ACTING WEIRD TODAY.

362
00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:00,792
HEY, THERE'S PLENTY
OF MAYO BACK HERE.

363
00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:04,291
- [growling]
- HUH?

364
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:05,583
IS SOMEBODY IN THERE?

365
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:10,166
[growls]

366
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:11,333
- [gasps]
MONSTERS.

367
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:13,250
SQUIDWARD AND MR. KRABS.

368
00:17:13,291 --> 00:17:14,959
[gasps]
PATRICK TOO!

369
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,875
AND SOME RANDOM GUY!

370
00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:18,166
[screams]

371
00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:19,917
MY SPATULA!

372
00:17:19,959 --> 00:17:22,083
IT'S JUST LIKE THAT MOVIE
I WATCHED LAST NIGHT.

373
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,166
THOSE THINGS HAVE
CAPTURED EVERYONE

374
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:27,792
AND PUT THEM INTO CREEPY PODS.

375
00:17:27,834 --> 00:17:30,000
HI...PATRICK.

376
00:17:30,041 --> 00:17:33,417
I'M GONNA CLEAN...
THE TABLES...PATRICK.

377
00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:36,083
[nervous laugh]
PATRICK.

378
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:37,834
- HI, SPONGEBOB.
- [yelps]

379
00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:41,458
- DON'T YOU WANT A
CUTE LITTLE JELLYFISH?

380
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,166
UH, NO THANKS.

381
00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:44,375
[yelps]
MR. KRABS!

382
00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:46,417
YOU SEEM TIRED, SPONGEBOB.

383
00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:49,041
WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME
AND TAKE A NAP?

384
00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:50,500
[hisses]

385
00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:53,834
- YES, AND YOU CAN USE THIS
JELLY AS A PILLOW.

386
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:54,917
OH, THAT'S OKAY.

387
00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:57,667
I--I HAVE ONE AT HOME.

388
00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:00,000
- [hisses]
- [yelps]

389
00:18:00,041 --> 00:18:01,208
- [hisses]
- [screams]

390
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:04,041
- [hisses]
- [screams]

391
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,166
both: SLEEP WELL.

392
00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:10,917
- SLEEP!
- AGH! RANDOM GUY!

393
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,625
- [all hiss]
- [screams]

394
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:17,875
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

395
00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:20,709
ALL MY FRIENDS TAKEN
BY THOSE JELLY CREATURES.

396
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:23,583
I CAN FEEL THEIR CREEPY,
ROPE-LIKE TENTACLES NOW.

397
00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:25,291
OW!

398
00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:30,208
- ALL RIGHT,
YOU ROTTEN JELLY CLONE.

399
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:31,458
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH SPONGEBOB?

400
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,750
I'M NO CLONE, SANDY.

401
00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:34,333
I AM SPONGEBOB.

402
00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:37,417
- WELL, THEN YOU WON'T MIND
IF I RUN A SIMPLE TEST.

403
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:39,041
[cracks knuckles]

404
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:40,709
- COOCHIE-COOCHIE COO.

405
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,500
- COOCHIE-COOCHIE-COOCHIE COO.
- [laughs]

406
00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:43,458
NOT THE
COOCHIE-COOCHIE-COOCHIE--

407
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:46,709
[laughs]

408
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:51,250
OH, THAT'S A--THAT'S
A TICKLE SPOT!

409
00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:53,417
YOU'RE SPONGEBOB ALL RIGHT.

410
00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:55,041
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, SANDY?

411
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:58,333
- IF WE ONLY KNEW
THE JELLIENS' WEAKNESS.

412
00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,709
WELL, THE ONLY THING I KNOW

413
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:01,250
IS THAT THEY CAN'T
STAND MAYONNAISE.

414
00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:04,709
- EW, I DON'T LIKE
MAYONNAISE NEITHER.

415
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,458
OH, SO YOU DON'T LIKE MAYO?

416
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,458
JUST LIKE A JELLIEN.

417
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,417
- OH, SNAP OUT OF IT,
SPONGEBOB.

418
00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:13,792
NOW IF WE ONLY HAD
SOME MAYONNAISE.

419
00:19:13,834 --> 00:19:15,792
- THERE'S LOTS AT
THE KRUSTY KRAB.

420
00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:17,333
BUT WE'LL NEVER GET PAST...THEM.

421
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:20,250
[all hiss]

422
00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:21,500
NOT TO WORRY.

423
00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:23,709
WE'LL BE IN DISGUISE.

424
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:27,166
[both whistle]

425
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,250
[monotone voice]
GREETINGS, FELLOW CLONE.

426
00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:31,417
I HATE MAYONNAISE.

427
00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:36,792
- I HATE MAYONNAISE AND MUSTARD.
- HMM.

428
00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:39,750
[both whistle]

429
00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:43,417
I LIKE MUSTARD.

430
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,917
- DID YOU TAKE THAT NAP,
SPONGEBOB?

431
00:19:45,959 --> 00:19:47,625
- UH-HUH, SURE DID.

432
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:50,750
- YEP, WE'RE ALL RESTED
AND JELLIFIED.

433
00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:52,917
[monotone laugh]

434
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,834
GOOD ONE, JELLIEN SANDY.

435
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:55,959
[monotone laugh]

436
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,333
IMPOSTERS!

437
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:03,041
[all hiss]

438
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:05,750
- QUICK, SPONGEBOB,
THE MAYONNAISE!

439
00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:14,083
[shrieks]

440
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,041
EW!

441
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:22,250
IT WORKED, SPONGEBOB.

442
00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:23,500
KEEP GOING.

443
00:20:23,542 --> 00:20:26,458
[hisses]

444
00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:33,542
SPONGEBOB, LOOK OUT!

445
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:36,250
[all moan]

446
00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:46,750
COME ON, SPONGEBOB.

447
00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:48,166
OH, HI, JELLIEN PATRICK.

448
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:50,041
HOLD THE MAYONNAISE.

449
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,750
DOH, ALMOST FORGOT.

450
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:56,208
OOF!

451
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:59,667
HEY GUYS, WHAT'S SHAKING?

452
00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:01,458
OH...

453
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,667
[roars]

454
00:21:03,709 --> 00:21:05,792
- HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
YA EVIL BLOB OF SLIME.

455
00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:08,333
YOU'RE THROUGH,
'CAUSE WE KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS.

456
00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:10,875
SHOW HIM, SPONGEBOB.

457
00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:13,625
[growls]

458
00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:20,834
LET 'ER RIP!

459
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:22,959
NAH!

460
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,041
SANDY, IT'S SO COLD IN HERE,

461
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:26,875
THE MAYONNAISE IS
STARTING TO FREEZE.

462
00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:28,542
- THEN HURRY AND
THROW IT, SPONGEBOB.

463
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:29,542
- AYE-AYE!

464
00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:32,250
[roars]

465
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:44,667
[laughs]

466
00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:47,834
- OH, NO, THIS MAYONNAISE
IS FROZEN SOLID.

467
00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:51,375
- THEN I'LL JUST
TURN UP THE HEAT.

468
00:21:51,417 --> 00:21:54,333
[growls]

469
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,125
both: HOORAY!

470
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:08,375
WHAT HAPPENED?

471
00:22:08,417 --> 00:22:09,625
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU.

472
00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:13,834
...AND THAT'S WHY
WE'RE COVERED IN GOO.

473
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:16,625
- THANKS FOR RESCUING US,
SPONGEBOB.

474
00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:19,333
BUT WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
WITH ALL THIS GREEN SLOP?

475
00:22:21,834 --> 00:22:23,125
MMM.

476
00:22:23,166 --> 00:22:26,083
FREAKY CLONE JELLY RELISH!

477
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,625
<i>RELISH PATTIES!</i>

478
00:22:30,667 --> 00:22:34,125
GET YOUR FREAKY CLONE JELLY
RELISH PATTIES!

479
00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:36,959
ONLY FOUR BUCKS EXTRA.

480
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:41,417
- UH, I'LL HAVE ONE
RELISH PATTY.

481
00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:42,208
HOLD THE MAYO.

482
00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:44,166
[eerie sci-fi music]