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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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♪ OHH... ♪
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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{\an8}SPONGEBOB
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{\an8}SQUAREPANTS!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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ANOTHER BAG OF CHUM...
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[sniffs]
BLECH!
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NOW TO SHAPE THIS INTO
HIS HIGHNESS' DINNER REQUEST.
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[beeping]
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- [chuckles]
ALMOST DONE!
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- HERE YA GO!
EAT UP!
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WHAT'S THIS SUPPOSED TO BE?
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- CHUM SEAWEED,
CHUM POT PIE,
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CHUM CON CORAL, AND CHUM TEA.
ALSO KNOWN AS "DINNER."
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- KAREN, YOUR MEMORY BANKS
ARE GUMMED UP AGAIN!
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I DID NOT REQUEST
CHUM POT PIE.
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I REQUESTED CHUM STIR FRY!
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- WELL, I TOLD YOU MONTHS AGO
THAT MY MEMORY IS FULL,
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BUT YOU'VE BEEN TOO BUSY
WITH YOUR LATEST PROJECT.
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SO TELL ME, PLANKTON, HOW DO YOU PLAN ON FAILING
TO STEAL THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA THIS TIME?
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- COMPUTER WIFE,
DON'T START WITH ME!
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THIS PLAN IS FOOLPROOF,
I TELL YOU. FOOLPROOF!
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[laughs wickedly]
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NOT ONLY WILL I SOON GRASP
THE FORMULA,
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BUT I'LL BE RID
OF YOUR BAD MEMORY AS WELL!
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KAREN, I WANT YOU TO MEET
MY NEW COMPUTER WIFE!
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KAREN TWO!
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- [gasps]
KAREN TWO?
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I'VE BEEN...
REPLACED?
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- I'M AFRAID SO.
BUT CAN YOU BLAME ME?
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SHE'S GOT TRIPLE
THE PROCESSING,
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ALL THE LATEST SOFTWARE,
AND A SLEEK SPACE-AGE DESIGN--
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THE WHOLE PACKAGE!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
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AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU,
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YOU DUMP ME
FOR THIS CHEAP PILE OF PLASTIC?
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- WELL, I HAD TO CUT COSTS
SOMEWHERE.
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- WHO ARE YOU CALLING "CHEAP"?
AT LEAST I DON'T RUST!
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- YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GONNA WISH
YOU DELETED THAT COMMENT!
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- HEY, COME ON, BABE.
DON'T TAKE IT SO HARD!
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YOU'LL FIND LOVE AGAIN.
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MAYBE YOU'LL MEET A NICE, UH,
ADDING MACHINE!
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OH, THAT DOES IT!
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- OH, WHY DID I PROGRAM HER
WITH A JEALOUSY SCHEDULER?
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AND WHY DID I OUTFIT HER
WITH A MOLECULAR RE-ARRANGER RAY?
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- HERE'S YOUR STIR FRY,
LITTLE MAN!
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- UHH, LET'S NOT DO SOMETHING
WE MIGHT REGRET!
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YOU SHOULD KNOW...
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REGRET'S THE ONE THING YOU LEFT
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OUT OF MY OPERATING SYSTEM.
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HUH? WHAT HAPPENED?
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- I ACCESSED THE CHUM BUCKET'S
POWER GRID,
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REMOTELY CUTTING OFF
KAREN'S POWER AT THE SOURCE.
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- HA! KAREN TWO,
I KNEW YOU WERE SPECIAL
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THE MOMENT I LAID EYE
ON YOUR MOTHERBOARD!
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GOOD-BYE, KAREN CLASSIC.
HELLO, KAREN TWO!
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[laughs wickedly]
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- [sighs] THE END OF ANOTHER
LUCRATIVE WORKDAY, SPONGEBOB!
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YES. THE END.
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QUITTING TIME
IS ALMOST TOO MUCH TO BEAR!
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- SERIOUSLY, SON,
YA GOTTA LIGHTEN UP.
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WELL, GOOD NIGHT, KIDDO!
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GOOD NIGHT, SIR!
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SEE YA TOMORROW!
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- YES, SIR!
SURE AS THE SEA'S WET!
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CATCH YA LATER!
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SO LONG!
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BYE-BYE!
TOODLE-OOH-AHHHH!
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WHEW!
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WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME
I'VE BEEN SAVED BY A PILE OF TRASH.
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- THIS ISN'T A PILE OF TRASH.
IT'S A FREE COMPUTER SYSTEM!
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- FREE?
NOW WHAT KIND OF BARNACLE
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WOULD THROW OUT
A PERFECTLY GOOD COMPUTER?
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- JUDGING FROM OUR LOCATION,
I'D SAY PLANKTON.
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- HEH. ALWAYS HAS BEEN
A KNUCKLEHEAD.
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- COULD THIS BE ONE
OF PLANKTON'S ELABORATE RUSES?
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- PERHAPS. BUT WHO CAN PASS UP
A FREE COMPUTER?
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LET'S PLUG HER IN
AND SEE WHAT SHE CAN DO!
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SHE'S LOADING UP!
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NOW LET'S SEE HOW
THIS DIAL-UP THINGY WORKS HERE.
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THIS THING DOES TEXT MAILS,
RIGHT?
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YEAH, I THINK SO.
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- OOH!
THAT SOUNDS PROMISING.
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- [bawls]
both: AAAAAH!
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- ARE COMPUTERS SUPPOSED
TO EMOTE?
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- [bawls]
- NO NEED TO CRY, LITTLE LADY--
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- DON'T TELL ME NOT TO CRY!
[cries]
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both: AAAAAH!
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SHE'S MALFUNCTIONING!
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- MUST BE THE DIAL-UP THINGY!
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- YOU'RE RIGHT! MUST BE
INTERFERING WITH HER CIRCUITRY!
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- OH, IT'S NOT
THE DIAL-UP THINGY.
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IT'S PLANKTON! HE DUMPED ME
FOR A NEWER PIECE OF HARDWARE!
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[sobs]
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HELP ME OUT HERE, BUDDY!
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- OOF!
HEY, THERE!
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DRY THOSE COMPUTER TEARS.
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I'M SURE YOU TWO WILL GET
BACK TOGETHER.
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PLANKTON JUST NEEDS SOME TIME TO
REALIZE HOW MUCH HE NEEDS YOU.
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I MEAN, YOU GUYS WERE MADE
FOR EACH OTHER.
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WELL, YOU WERE MADE MORE
FOR HIM.
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AND MORE SPECIFICALLY,
BY HIM.
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AND NOW HE'S BUILT SOMEONE
WITH MORE MODERN FEATURES
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WHO'S BETTER IN EVERY WAY.
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THAT'S NO--
WHAT WAS MY POINT AGAIN?
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- [sobs]
YOU MEN ARE ALL ALIKE!
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- WAIT!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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SMOOTH, SPONGEBOB.
REAL SMOOTH.
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LET'S TALK THIS OUT!
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- CAREFUL, MR. KRABS.
THIS COULD STILL BE A RUSE.
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KAREN'S LOYALTY
MAY STILL BE WITH PLANKTON.
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- SPONGEBOB,
WHAT PART OF "FREE COMPUTER"
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ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING?
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[laughs wickedly]
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TONIGHT WE CELEBRATE.
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AND TOMORROW THE SECRET FORMULA!
[laughs wickedly]
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- I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE THAT
LOWLIFE AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE!
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GOOD-BYE,
YOU MISERABLE LITTLE BUG!
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WELL, IN THAT CASE...
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WELCOME ABOARD!
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- ALL RIGHT!
- YEE-HA!
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- YEAH! WHOO-HOO
- YAY!
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HUH?
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- WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB!
MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
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- MY ORDER?
- I SEE SQUIDWARD
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MUST NOT HAVE GOTTEN
THE LAST COMPANY TEXTMAIL.
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KAREN WILL BE TAKING
OVER YOUR DUTIES
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FROM NOW ON,
MR. SQUIDWARD.
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SHE'S EFFICIENT,
AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY,
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I DON'T HAVE TO PAY HER.
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- SO I'M FIRED?
NO MORE TAKING ORDERS?
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NO MORE INTERACTING
WITH CUSTOMERS?
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NO MORE SPONGEBOB?
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I'M FREE! I'M FREE!
I'M FREE!
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[laughs]
WHOO!
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NOT SO FAST, MR. SQUIDWARD.
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[sighs]
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- HI, THERE.
CAN I GET A KRABBY PATTY
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AND A SIDE OF CORAL BITS,
PLEASE?
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- YOU'LL GET YOUR KRABBY PATTY
WHEN I'M GOOD AND READY!
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SORRY, I'M JUST GOING THROUGH
A LOT EMOTIONALLY RIGHT NOW.
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- WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT ALWAYS CHEERS ME UP
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IF I'M FEELING DOWN?
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- YOU DEFRAGMENT
YOUR HARD DRIVE?
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NO.
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PUTTING IN A HARD DAY'S WORK
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AT THE GREATEST JOB
IN THE WORLD--THE KRUSTY KRAB!
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[thuds and exclamations]
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- HEY! WHAT'S THE HOLD UP,
KAREN TWO?
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THAT SECRET FORMULA'S NOT
GONNA STEAL ITSELF, YOU KNOW!
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- I'M TRYING
TO OPEN THE DOOR!
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YOU DIDN'T EXACTLY DESIGN ME
WITH ARMS, YOU KNOW.
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- YES, I SUPPOSE THAT'S TRUE.
ALL RIGHT, I GOT THIS.
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[gasps]
WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?
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KAREN?
WORKING AT THE KRUSTY KRAB?
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WHAT THE--OOF!
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[cheers]
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- WELL, IF IT ISN'T
LITTLE MISS HOMEWRECKER.
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- AND IF IT ISN'T THE WASHED-UP
ANALOG HAS-BEEN.
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- ANALOG?
WHO YOU CALLIN' ANALOG?
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- I SEE YOU'VE TAKEN YOUR
PROPER ROLE AS A CASH MACHINE!
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- AT LEAST I DON'T LOOK
LIKE I WAS DESIGNED
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TO BE A GLORIFIED
VACUUM CLEANER!
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- WELL, AT LEAST I CAN SAY
I WAS DESIGNED.
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- [gasps]
WHY, I OUGHTA--
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YOU RUSTY BUCKET OF BOLTS!
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YOU GLORIFIED TOASTER OVEN!
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- YOU POOR EXCUSE
FOR A HOUSEWIFE!
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[oohs and chatter]
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HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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- I DON'T KNOW,
BUT MY MONEY'S
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ON THE ONE
WITH THE CHROME BACKSIDE.
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- EXCUSE ME,
DID YOU SAY "MONEY"?
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[feedback]
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WELCOME TO THE FIGHT
OF THE CENTURY,
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WHERE, FOR ONLY $5.99 PLUS THE
PURCHASE OF TWO KRABBY PATTIES,
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YOU WILL GLEAN THE ANSWER
TO THE AGE-OLD QUESTION:
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WHICH IS SUPERIOR--HIGH-SPEED
INTEGRATED CIRCUITS...
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- PREPARE TO HAVE
YOUR MOTHERBOARD RATTLED!
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- OR OLD-SCHOOL VACUUM TUBES
AND DIODES?
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- YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE
YOUR COOKIES CRUMBLED!
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BRING IT!
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- WAIT, THIS ISN'T GETTING ME
ANY CLOSER TO THE FORMULA.
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[growls]
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- THAT'LL DEFRAG
YOUR ALGORITHMS!
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- OW!
- PLANKTON?
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OWW...
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[all gasp]
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STOP! HE'S HURT!
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- YOU'RE THROWING IN
THE TOWEL?
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00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:06,083
- YOU HEARTLESS
HOMEPAGE-WRECKING HUSSY!
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00:10:10,375 --> 00:10:13,417
[cheers and applause]
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NO ONE RUNS DOWN MY MAN!
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PLANKY?
SAY SOMETHING.
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TAKE ME HOME, BABY.
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- EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE
A TINY GREEN LOSER,
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I COULD NEVER STAY...
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MAD...AT...YOU.
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[screams]
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KAREN!
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DON'T YOU LEAVE ME, KAREN!
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NOT AGAIN!
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I HOPE THIS WORKS...!
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OH, KAREN, PLEASE WAKE UP!
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I PROMISE NEVER TO TAKE YOU
FOR GRANTED AGAIN!
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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- I HAD A REALITY CHECK,
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
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00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:13,291
- COME ON, LET'S GO HOME
TO THE CHUM BUCKET, HONEY.
225
00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:18,250
- I HAD THE STRANGEST DREAM!
I DREAMT THERE WERE TWO OF ME!
226
00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:21,750
- TWO OF YOU?
WELL, THAT IS STRANGE...
227
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:27,542
[chatter]
228
00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:30,333
- OH, GREAT!
THERE GOES ME REVENUE.
229
00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:31,875
WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW?
230
00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:34,709
- WELL, WE COULD REBUILD
KAREN TWO!
231
00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:37,375
WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.
232
00:11:37,417 --> 00:11:40,000
MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
BEEP, BEEP.
233
00:11:40,041 --> 00:11:43,291
- KEEP IT UP, MR. SQUIDWARD.
THE KIDS LOVE ROBOTS!
234
00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:47,000
- OH, WHAT I WOULDN'T DO TO HAVE
MY FACE IN A TOILET RIGHT NOW.
235
00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:01,208
- ♪ MAH-MAH-MAH-MOPPING ♪
236
00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:04,875
♪ MOPPING, MOPPING,
MOPPING, MOPPING ♪
237
00:12:04,917 --> 00:12:07,041
♪ MA-AH-AHHPING ♪
238
00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:09,291
- SPONGEBOB!
WHY DON'T YOU MOP YOUR WAY OVER
239
00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:12,250
TO THE KITCHEN?
WE NEED ANOTHER KRABBY PATTY.
240
00:12:12,291 --> 00:12:13,041
SURE THING!
241
00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:24,166
- [sniffs]
WHAT'S THAT?
242
00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:26,000
PERFECTION.
243
00:12:26,041 --> 00:12:27,709
I DON'T THINK SO.
244
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,583
YOU USED TOO MUCH MUSTARD!
245
00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:34,375
- BUT, MR. KRABS--
246
00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:38,959
- YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T USE
YOUR HYDRAULIC MUSTARD GAUGE!
247
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,917
[screams]
248
00:12:40,959 --> 00:12:42,917
YA THINK MUSTARD GROWS
FROM SEEDS?
249
00:12:42,959 --> 00:12:45,500
OH, AT THIS RATE,
I'LL BE BROKE IN...
250
00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:48,250
- 411 YEARS!
- REALLY?
251
00:12:48,291 --> 00:12:50,000
YOUR SKILLS ARE RUSTY.
252
00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:51,875
YOU'RE NOT
YOUR USUAL SHARP SELF!
253
00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:54,208
DID YA HAVE BREAKFAST
THIS MORNING?
254
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:57,583
- YES, I HAD A CUP OF SEA KELP
AND A NEPTUNE MUFFIN.
255
00:12:57,625 --> 00:13:00,291
- HMM, WELL, WHAT ABOUT SLEEP,
YOUNG MAN?
256
00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:01,959
DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP?
257
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,375
- I DID GO TO BED TWO MINUTES
LATER THAN USUAL.
258
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,458
- THAT'S IT!
YOU'RE AN INSOMNIAC!
259
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,291
- AN INSOMNI-WHAT?
260
00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:10,291
- YOU'RE A PERSON
THAT CAN'T SLEEP!
261
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:13,417
IF YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP,
YOUR MIND STARTS TO GO!
262
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:14,583
OH!
263
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:16,875
- HERE.
COME ON, BOY.
264
00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:21,458
NOW COOK!
AH! AHA! I KNEW IT!
265
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:24,959
YOU LIFTED THE PATTY FROM ONE
SIDE, INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT UP!
266
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,625
WHAT ARE YOU TRYIN' TO DO?
SABOTAGE ME?
267
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:33,500
NOW YOU GO HOME AND GET SOME REST!
- OH, BUT, SIR, I CAN'T MISS WORK AT THE KRUSTY KRAB!
268
00:13:33,542 --> 00:13:34,917
"MISS WORK"?
269
00:13:34,959 --> 00:13:37,542
IF YOU KEEP MAKIN' MISTAKES
LIKE THAT, BOYO,
270
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:40,000
THERE WILL BE NO KRUSTY KRAB!
271
00:13:40,041 --> 00:13:41,917
NO KRUSTY KRAB?!
272
00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:44,750
- THAT'S RIGHT! NOW GET!
- YES, SIR!
273
00:13:44,792 --> 00:13:46,166
AND COME BACK FIRST THING
TOMORROW.
274
00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:48,709
AFTER A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.
275
00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:51,083
I JUST DON'T GET IT, GARY.
276
00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:53,000
I DON'T USUALLY HAVE
A PROBLEM SLEEPING.
277
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:56,375
DO I?
278
00:13:56,417 --> 00:13:58,542
WELL, I AM NOT GOING
TO ALLOW A MISTAKE
279
00:13:58,583 --> 00:13:59,917
LIKE TODAY'S TO HAPPEN AGAIN.
280
00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:01,917
I AM GOING STRAIGHT TO BED.
281
00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:07,000
THIS PILLOW IS HARD AS A ROCK!
282
00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:14,166
OH, WHAT TO DO?
283
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:15,417
[murmurs]
284
00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:16,792
YOU'RE RIGHT, GARY.
285
00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:18,375
WARM MILK PUTS ME
RIGHT TO SLEEP!
286
00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:23,917
AHH.
287
00:14:23,959 --> 00:14:24,959
NOW THAT SHOULD DO THE TRICK.
288
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:40,166
BOY, IT SURE IS QUIET
AROUND HERE!
289
00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:42,709
ONLY FIVE HOURS LEFT
BEFORE I HAVE TO GO TO WORK.
290
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,583
COME ON, SPONGEBOB,
YOU CAN DO THIS.
291
00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:47,583
4 HOURS, 59 MINUTES, 50 SECONDS!
292
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:50,166
4 HOURS, 59 MINUTES,
45 SECONDS!
293
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:53,125
4 HOURS, 59 MINUTES, 41 SECONDS!
294
00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:55,750
WHAT IF I DON'T GET
TO SLEEP AT ALL?
295
00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:58,250
OH, MR. KRABS WAS RIGHT.
296
00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:00,625
I AM AN INSOMNIAC.
297
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,291
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
298
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:06,458
I NEED SOME HELP!
299
00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:11,000
PATRICK?
300
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:18,875
PATRICK! WAKE UP!
301
00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:20,291
- UH-HUH?
302
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:23,792
[speaks nonsense]
303
00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:28,166
MMM...SPONGE CAKE.
304
00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:30,750
- OW!
NEVER MIND THAT, PATRICK.
305
00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:33,875
I NEED YOUR HELP DESPERATELY!
I'M AN INSOMNIAC!
306
00:15:33,917 --> 00:15:35,291
I NEED TO SLEEP!
307
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:39,041
- SAY NO MORE, BUDDY!
I KNOW JUST THE THING.
308
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,208
GET COMFY!
309
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,625
OH, BOY, A BEDTIME STORY!
310
00:15:52,709 --> 00:15:55,291
[sighs]
311
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:57,250
OKAY.
312
00:15:57,291 --> 00:16:00,750
"ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS
A SLEEPY LITTLE BOY..."
313
00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:02,083
YAY!
314
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:03,500
"THE SLEEPY LITTLE BOY
315
00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:06,000
WAS THE SLEEPIEST BOY
IN ALL THE KINGDOM..."
316
00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:07,250
- [mumbling]
SOUNDS LIKE ME.
317
00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:09,875
- "ONE NIGHT,
HE NESTLED INTO BED
318
00:16:09,917 --> 00:16:12,792
- FOR A LONG SLUMBER..."
- SLUMBER...
319
00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:16,041
- "...AND SIR CECIL,
THE SEA SLEEP KING,
320
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:19,125
SPRINKLED HIM
WITH MYSTICAL SLEEPY DUST."
321
00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:21,250
OH, THANK YOU, SIR CECIL.
322
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:23,333
- "HE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN
COZIER...
323
00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:26,208
"WHEN, WITHOUT WARNING,
324
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:29,166
"AN EXCITABLE SEA TROLL BURST
THROUGH THE WINDOW!
325
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:32,125
"'WAKEY! WAKEY! SLEEPY-DOO!'
HE BELLOWED.
326
00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:34,875
"THEN SUDDENLY
HE WAS WHISKED AWAY
327
00:16:34,917 --> 00:16:38,709
BY EAGLE-WINGED MOLLUSKS
INTO THE NIGHT SKY!"
328
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,041
- PATRICK,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
329
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,542
WHAT KIND OF A BEDTIME STORY
WAS THAT ANYWAY?
330
00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:46,041
- IT'S CALLED THE LAND
OF PERPETUAL EXCITEMENT.
331
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:49,250
YOU KNOW,
IT'S A "GET OUT OF BED" STORY.
332
00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:50,625
- PATRICK, I'M TRYING
TO GO TO SLEEP.
333
00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:53,417
OH, RIGHT.
334
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:57,333
I KNOW! I'LL SING YOU A LULLABY
FROM MY CHILDHOOD!
335
00:16:57,375 --> 00:17:00,667
♪ GET UP! BE ACTIVE!
GET UP! BE ACTIVE! ♪
336
00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:03,542
♪ GET UP! BE ACTIVE!
GET UP! BE ACTIVE! ♪
337
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:06,208
♪ GET UP! BE ACTIVE!
GET UP! BE ACTIVE! ♪
338
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,709
♪ GET UP! DON'T LIE DOWN!
GET UP! DON'T LIE DOWN! ♪
339
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,667
♪ GET UP!
DON'T LIE DOWN! ♪
340
00:17:10,709 --> 00:17:12,709
- UM, PATRICK, I--
- ♪ GET UP! DON'T LIE DOWN!
341
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:14,375
♪ GET UP! DON'T LIE DOWN! ♪
342
00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:16,583
♪ GET UP! BE ACTIVE!
GET UP! BE ACTIVE! ♪
343
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:18,125
- PATRICK, THIS--
344
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:20,500
- ♪ GET UP! BE ACTIVE!
GET UP! DON'T LIE DOWN ♪
345
00:17:20,542 --> 00:17:21,834
♪ GET UP! DON'T LIE DOWN! ♪
346
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,250
- IT'S A CATCHY LITTLE DITTY,
PAT--
347
00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:24,583
♪ GET UP! DON'T LIE DOWN! ♪
348
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:26,917
- AN EXCELLENT NUMBER,
BUT--
349
00:17:26,959 --> 00:17:29,208
- ♪ GET UP! DON'T LIE DOWN!
GET UP! DON'T LIE DOWN! ♪ - PATRICK? PATRICK? PATRICK!
350
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,667
♪ DON'T LIE DOWN! ♪
351
00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:32,417
- PATRICK!
THIS ISN'T HELPING EITHER.
352
00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:34,166
- WELL, WHAT AM I--
353
00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:36,166
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME.
354
00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:41,083
IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE
A MAGIC WAND TO WAVE.
355
00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:44,083
OR DO I?
356
00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:45,458
OH, BARNACLES
357
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,000
HOCUS, KROCUS!
358
00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:48,166
- PATRICK,
GET SERIOUS, PLEASE.
359
00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:49,834
- ABRA-ZAP-TABRA!
360
00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:51,291
- I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOUR EFFORTS,
361
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:53,208
BUT I GOTTA TRY SOMETHING ELSE,
BUDDY, 'KAY?
362
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,625
- SPONGEBOB, I SEE YOU'RE
SERIOUS ABOUT THIS NOW.
363
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,542
I DIDN'T WANT
TO HAVE TO DO THIS,
364
00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:00,166
BUT I'M GONNA LET YOU IN
ON A LITTLE FAMILY SECRET.
365
00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:04,917
OLD GRANDMA SUFFERED
FROM SEVERE TOE BARNACLES.
366
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,208
[yelps]
367
00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:09,166
- AND SHE INVENTED
THIS SECRET ELIXIR
368
00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:10,583
FOR JUST SUCH AN EMERGENCY.
369
00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:12,166
DRINK UP.
370
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:13,625
OKAY.
371
00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:17,458
PATRICK, HOW IS THIS
GOING TO HEL-- - DRINK IT!
372
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:20,458
- HEY, THAT WASN'T TOO BAD.
WHAT WAS IT? - COFFEE.
373
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,291
- C-C-C-C-COFFEE?
374
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:26,125
FOR THE LAST TIME, PATRICK,
I AM TRYING TO GO TO SLEEP!
375
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:27,291
- OOPS.
- UH-OH.
376
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,583
FEELING JITTERY,
377
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,667
HEART P-POUNDING,
378
00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:33,625
TEETH GRINDING...
379
00:18:37,041 --> 00:18:38,250
UH-OH!
380
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:47,750
NO! NO! STOP!
WE GOTTA GO TO SLEEP!
381
00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:49,709
WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE
TO LET MY LEGS TIRE OUT
382
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:52,041
AND CATCH UP
WITH MY WEARY BRAIN.
383
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:53,917
- WAKEY! WAKEY!
SLEEPY-DOO!
384
00:18:53,959 --> 00:18:56,500
- AAGH!
A SEA TROLL! HUH?
385
00:18:57,625 --> 00:18:59,125
JUST A SHRUB.
386
00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:00,583
KEEP GOING TILL YOU CRASH,
SPONGEBOB.
387
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:04,792
SPONGEBOB?
388
00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:07,125
WHY DID YOU DRINK ME?
389
00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:10,458
- I'M SORRY, MR. WARM MILK.
YOU JUST TASTED SO GOOD!
390
00:19:13,834 --> 00:19:15,375
[sighs]
391
00:19:15,417 --> 00:19:17,709
THAT BILLBOARD IS DEFINITELY
NOT TALKING TO YOU.
392
00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:23,625
- WHY, SPONGEBOB?
WHY?
393
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:28,834
- STOP WASTIN' ALL ME MUSTARD,
BOYO!
394
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:29,667
[screams]
395
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:35,417
- ME PROFITS!
ME PROFITS!
396
00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:48,625
[laughter]
397
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:52,250
MR. KRABS IS GONNA BE UPSET!
398
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:55,417
[laughter]
399
00:19:57,625 --> 00:20:01,834
[screeching]
400
00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:10,208
SPONGE...CAKE.
401
00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:18,667
[screams]
402
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:23,917
WHAT'S THIS?
ANOTHER VISION?
403
00:20:23,959 --> 00:20:25,709
OH, WHY?
WHY?
404
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:30,083
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, LET ME
SLEEP FOR JUST FIVE MINUTES!
405
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:33,000
- DO NOT DESPAIR,
MY CHILD!
406
00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:34,875
HUH?
407
00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:37,792
SIR CECIL,
THE SEA SLEEP KING?
408
00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:41,917
- JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES
AND SLUMBER...
409
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:45,583
WITH SOME MAGIC DUST.
410
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:51,500
- IT'S GETTING ALL SLEEPISH
AROUND HERE...
411
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:54,250
OH, THANK YOU, SIR CECIL!
412
00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:56,583
HUH?
HEY!
413
00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:58,625
LOOKS LIKE I FINALLY GOT
SOME SHUT-EYE!
414
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:01,125
NOW TO PREPARE FOR WORK.
415
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:02,917
PERFECT.
416
00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:04,000
EHHH.
417
00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:05,875
BYE, GARY.
418
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:10,667
BOYO?
419
00:21:10,709 --> 00:21:12,709
EHHH...
420
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:14,208
SPONGEBOB!
421
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:16,709
- HUH?
OH, YES,
422
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:19,041
SPONGEBOB REPORTING
FOR SLEEPY AND TIRED.
423
00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:24,083
[sniffs]
424
00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:27,333
EW, YOUR STINKING
LIKE A SWABBIE'S SHORT PANTS
425
00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:28,750
AFTER A CLAM DIG.
426
00:21:28,792 --> 00:21:30,834
YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T FORGET
SOMETHING, BOY?
427
00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:34,125
- FORGET...OH!
RIGHT. RIGHT, MR. KRABS!
428
00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:37,750
HOW COULD I BE SO FORGETFUL...
429
00:21:37,792 --> 00:21:39,333
- [chuckles]
THAT'S MY BOY!
430
00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:41,250
WHAT THE BARNACLES?
431
00:21:41,291 --> 00:21:45,166
{\an8}- EMPLOYEES MUST WASH
THEIR HANDS BEFORE COOKING.
432
00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:46,917
{\an8}OH, THAT'S NICE.
433
00:21:46,959 --> 00:21:48,125
THAT AIN'T THE SINK, KIDDO!
434
00:21:48,166 --> 00:21:49,875
I KNOW, I KNOW.
435
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:54,166
I JUST NEEDED A QUIET PLACE
TO NAP.
436
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:55,917
ME MUSTARD!
437
00:21:55,959 --> 00:21:59,333
YOU DIDN'T HEED MY WORDS,
DID YA?
438
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:03,083
YA COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO GET
SOME SHUT-EYE, COULD YA?
439
00:22:03,125 --> 00:22:05,375
I'M SORRY, MR. KRABS.
440
00:22:05,417 --> 00:22:08,875
I TRIED!
I REALLY, REALLY TRIED!
441
00:22:08,917 --> 00:22:11,625
BUT MY INSOMNIA
GOT THE BEST OF ME!
442
00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:14,041
[sobs]
443
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,834
- NOW HE'S CRYING AWAY
ME MUSTARD!
444
00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:21,083
THAT'S ENOUGH, BOY!
ME PROFITS!
445
00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:23,709
- HUH?
- [crying and babbling]
446
00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:26,500
- YOU'RE CRYING
THE PERFECT AMOUNT!
447
00:22:26,542 --> 00:22:27,917
HOLD IT, BOYO.
448
00:22:27,959 --> 00:22:30,250
YOU'RE A NATURAL-BORN
MUSTARD DISPENSER!
449
00:22:30,291 --> 00:22:31,333
IS THAT A GOOD THING?
450
00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:33,041
UH...
451
00:22:33,083 --> 00:22:36,792
OH, NO, NO, BOY.
IT'S--IT'S TERRIBLE!
452
00:22:36,834 --> 00:22:41,083
[sobs]
453
00:22:41,125 --> 00:22:43,375
JUST TERRIBLE!
454
00:22:43,417 --> 00:22:46,375
BEST DAY AT WORK EVER.