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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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♪ OHH... ♪
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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{\an8}SPONGEBOB
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{\an8}SQUAREPANTS!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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{\an8}[upbeat music]
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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[bell rings]
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[both laugh]
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[both chatting
indistinct]
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HELLO.
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OW!
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[both laugh]
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[screams]
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- BOY,
DO I LOVE HIGH SCHOOL.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? SOMEDAY
WE'RE GONNA REMEMBER ALL THIS,
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AND WE'RE GONNA
LOOK BACK AND SAY...
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"REMEMBER?"
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- [laughs]
SPEAKING OF REMEMBERING,
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YOU DIDN'T FORGET THE
BIKINI BOTTOM HIGH SCHOOL DANCE
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IS TOMORROW NIGHT,
DID YOU?
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OF COURSE I DIDN'T FORGET.
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I'M SO EXCITED.
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- UH-HUH, ME TOO.
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[both laugh]
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BARNACLE.
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- WHAT?
- PEARL, I'M GONNA SAY THIS AS TACTFULLY AS POSSIBLE.
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THERE'S A HIDEOUS BARNACLE
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GROWING OUT OF THE SIDE
OF YOUR FACE.
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- WHERE?
- THERE.
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WHAA!
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- SO ANYWAY,
I DON'T EVEN... [scream continues]
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- PEARL, IT'S NOT REALLY
AS BAD AS YOU--
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WHAA!
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[whistling]
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SPONGEBOB.
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YES, MR. KRABS.
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- DIDN'T YOU ALREADY
MOP THIS AREA?
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AFFIRMATIVE, CAPTAIN.
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- WELL THEN,
WHY WOULD YOU MOP IT AGAIN?
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WHY WOULDN'T I?
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GOOD POINT.
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[crying loudly]
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PEARL!
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WHAT BRINGS YOU IN
ON SUCH A FINE AFTERNOON?
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- OH, DADDY,
IT'S TERRIBLE.
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THE SCHOOL DANCE
IS THIS WEEKEND.
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OOH, THAT IS TERRIBLE.
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MAKES MY SHELL CRAWL
JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. UGH.
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- NO, DADDY.
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
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THE TERRIBLE PART IS THAT
I CAN'T GO TO THE DANCE.
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WHY EVER NOT?
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- BECAUSE I HAVE
A HIDEOUS BARNACLE
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GROWING ON THE SIDE
OF MY FACE!
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OH, HO, HO, HO,
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NOW CALM DOWN THERE,
ME LITTLE PEARL.
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I'M SURE IT CAN'T BE
HALF AS AWFUL AS YOU--
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[gasps]
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GREAT RUSTY HINGE PIN
OF DAVY JONES' LOCKER!
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- WE HAVE TO GET RID OF IT
NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES.
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- ANYTHING FOR
ME BELOVED ANGEL.
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- OKAY, I NEED AN APPOINTMENT
WITH A DERMATOLOGIST,
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A TRIP TO THE SPA,
EXPENSIVE CREAMS AND LOTIONS,
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AND PROBABLY
SOME OTHER KIND OF...
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- I MEANT WHATEVER YOU NEED
TO GET RID OF YOUR BLEMISH,
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NOT LIQUIDATE
ME RETIREMENT FUND.
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[crying loudly]
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- YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET'S GO ACROSS THE STREET
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TO THE CHUM BUCKET.
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- I HEARD THEY HAVE BETTER
WEATHER OVER THERE.
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NO! WAIT!
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THIS IS STARTING TO EAT AWAY
AT ME PROFIT MARGARINE.
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IF I DON'T COME UP
WITH A SOLUTION FAST,
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IT'S GONNA COST ME A LOT MORE
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THAN A COUPLE OF CASES
OF COLD CREAM.
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- ♪ LA, LA, LA,
LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
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- OH, SPONGEBOB,
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO--
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AT EASE.
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[bell dings]
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO
YOUR DEAR OLD CHUM A FAVOR
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AND RID HIS BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER
OF HER EVIL BARNACLES?
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- I WILL DO YOU THIS FAVOR,
SIR CHUM.
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NEVER FEAR.
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I DON'T KNOW, SPONGEBOB.
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THE SCHOOL DANCE
IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER,
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AND THIS BARNACLE SEEMS TO BE
GETTING BIGGER BY THE MINUTE.
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- [laughs]
TRUST ME, PEARL,
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WE'LL BE RID OF THAT THING
IN NO TIME.
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I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO.
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ARE YOU SURE?
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- ONE TIME
MY FRIEND PATRICK,
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HE HAD THIS BARNACLE THE SIZE
OF AN EXTRA-LARGE KRABBY PATTY
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RIGHT IN THE CENTER
OF HIS FOREHEAD.
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ANYWAY, I FIXED IT SO HE NEVER
SAW THAT BARNACLE AGAIN.
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- HOW?
- I TOOK HIM TO SEE A HYPNOTIST.
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- YOU TOOK PATRICK
TO A HYPNOTIST?
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- UH-UH.
THE BARNACLE.
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IT BECAME CONVINCED
IT WAS A PELICAN
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AND FLEW SOUTH
FOR THE WINTER.
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WE NEVER SAW
THAT PELICAN AGAIN.
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- I THOUGHT YOU SAID
IT WAS A BARNACLE.
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- WHAT'D I SAY?
- PELICAN.
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- HE WAS A REALLY GOOD
HYPNOTIST.
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NOW JUST REMAIN CALM,
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AND THIS WILL BE OVER
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
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- YOU'RE REALLY
GONNA USE HYPNOSIS
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TO GET RID OF THE BARNACLE?
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- HYPNOSIS?
NO.
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I'M JUST GONNA PRY IT OFF
WITH MY SPATULA.
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HOLD STILL NOW.
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[clanging]
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IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
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- I DON'T THINK
THE SPATULA'S GONNA WORK.
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THIS OLD, WEATHER-BEATEN SHOVEL
OUGHT TO DO IT.
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[grunts]
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DID IT COME OFF?
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GETTING THERE.
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[jackhammer hammering]
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- SPONGEBOB,
HOW MUCH LONGER?
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OH, SHOULDN'T BE
TOO MUCH LONGER.
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ACTUALLY, WE CAN TAKE A BREAK
NOW IF YOU WANT.
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GOOD IDEA.
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I GOT TO GO SCRUB MY FACE DOWN
WITH SOAP AND WATER.
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OKAY.
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[screams]
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PEARL!
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PEARL, WHAT HAPPENED?
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THERE'S MORE!
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AAH!
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I MEAN, "YOU'RE RIGHT.
THERE ARE MORE."
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- ALL I DID WAS WASH
WITH SOAP AND WATER.
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- HMM.
WATER AND THIS SOAP?
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YES, BUT WHY?
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- BECAUSE THIS SOAP
SMELLS SO WONDERFUL. THAT'S WHY.
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MM. I KNOW THAT FRAGRANCE
FROM SOMEWHERE.
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OH...
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OH, I'M SORRY.
DID YOU WANT A WHIFF?
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NO.
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MORE FOR ME.
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OKAY, PEARL.
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[muffled speech]
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- NO, I THINK ONE JAR
OF CONCEALING CREAM IS ENOUGH.
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DON'T WORRY, PEARL.
NOBODY WILL NOTICE A THING.
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[whistling]
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PEARL, I'M HOME!
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[gasps]
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AAH!
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- SOMETHING WRONG,
MR. KRABS?
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- FOR A SECOND THERE,
I THOUGHT A TOWERING, HIDEOUS,
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MIND-BOGGLING ABOMINATION
WAS STANDING HERE,
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STARING AT ME
IN ME OWN LIVING ROOM,
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BUT THEN I REALIZED
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IT'S JUST ME OWN,
BELOVED DAUGHTER PEARL.
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[muffled speech]
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- OH, PEARL.
NO, NO, NO,
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NO EXPENSIVE TRIPS
TO THE SPA.
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BUT DON'T WORRY.
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SPONGEBOB HERE
WILL TAKE CARE OF IT.
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IF YOU TWO WILL EXCUSE ME,
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I'VE GOT SOME IMPORTANT MATTERS
TO TAKE CARE OF.
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[shouts indistinct]
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[crying loudly]
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PEARL.
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PEARL,
YOU'VE BEEN IN THE BATHROOM
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CRYING FOR THREE HOURS NOW.
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YOU CAN'T
STAY IN THERE FOREVER.
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ALL RIGHT.
I'M COMING IN.
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AAH!
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- LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE,
PEARL.
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AT LEAST YOU CAN STILL
PLAY THE PIANO.
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- WELL, WHAT GOOD
WILL THAT DO ME?
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I HAVE NO IDEA.
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DON'T WORRY, PEARL.
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I'LL FIX YOUR PROBLEM.
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HOW?
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- WELL, I'M SURE
IF I THINK HARD ENOUGH,
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SOMETHING'LL POP UP.
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OOPS.
I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
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HEY! IT'S THAT
DELICIOUS-SMELLING SOAP AGAIN.
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- WOULD YOU STOP
SMELLING MY SOAP?
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WHY DON'T YOU GO
MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL
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AND GET ME
ANOTHER BAR OF IT?
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- OKAY.
WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR SOAP?
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- IN THE BASEMENT.
DUH. WHERE ELSE?
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[clunk]
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HELLO?
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[voice echoes]
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[chains rattling]
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SOMEBODY THERE?
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PEARL?
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[door creaks]
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UGH!
MR. KRABS.
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[grunting]
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DON'T JUST STAND THERE, BOY.
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COME HELP ME WITH THIS.
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THERE WE GO.
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SOMETIMES SHE JUST
GETS A LITTLE STUCK.
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- MR. KRABS,
WHAT IS THIS THING?
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- WHY,
IT'S ME OLD SOAP PRESS.
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- SOAP PRESS?
- THAT'S RIGHT.
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ALL THE SOAP PEARL AND I USE
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COMES FROM THIS MACHINE.
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AND THE BEST PART IS...
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SHE RUNS ON 100% PURE
LEFTOVER KRABBY PATTIES.
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LEFTOVER KRABBY PATTIES?
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[bell dings]
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- THEIR PRECIOUS ESSENCES
ARE HARVESTED,
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AND AFTER A BRIEF
COOLING PROCESS,
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TRUNDLE OUT THIS CONVEYOR BELT
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AS FRESH,
WONDERFUL BARS OF SOAP.
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FRESH AND INVIGORATING.
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PLUS IT'S ABSOLUTELY FREE.
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- OH, THAT'S WHY
IT SMELLED SO FAMILIAR.
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HEY, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS,
MR. KRABS.
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IF PEARL FINDS OUT--
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I'VE BEEN USING SOAP
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MADE OUT OF KRABBY PATTIES?
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KRABBY PATTY ESSENCE.
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THAT'S GREASE!
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- WELL, IF YOU WANT
TO SPLIT HAIRS, I SUPPOSE--
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DADDY!
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- GOT TO GO.
YOU KIDS HAVE FUN.
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[crying]
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00:10:05,417 --> 00:10:08,917
I'M NEVER GONNA BE ABLE
TO GET THESE BARNACLES OFF.
241
00:10:08,959 --> 00:10:11,834
MY YOUNG LIFE
IS RUINED FOREVER.
242
00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:13,125
DON'T WORRY, PEARL.
243
00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:15,583
I SAID I WAS NOT
GOING TO LET MR. KRABS DOWN,
244
00:10:15,625 --> 00:10:16,583
AND I'M NOT GOING TO.
245
00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:18,041
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?
246
00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:24,417
- THE BIKINI BOTTOM
HIGH SCHOOL DANCE
247
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:27,792
WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
MY CHANCE TO SPARKLE.
248
00:10:27,834 --> 00:10:29,375
- MY--
- WAIT A MINUTE, PEARL. SAY THAT AGAIN.
249
00:10:29,417 --> 00:10:31,291
OKAY.
250
00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:33,208
THE BIKINI BOTTOM
HIGH SCHOOL DANCE
251
00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:34,583
WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
MY CHANCE TO SPARKLE.
252
00:10:34,625 --> 00:10:37,166
- O--OKAY, YOU CAN STOP.
253
00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:40,917
I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA.
254
00:10:40,959 --> 00:10:42,417
ARE YOU DONE YET?
255
00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:43,917
ALL SET.
256
00:10:43,959 --> 00:10:45,667
CLOSE YOUR EYES
257
00:10:45,709 --> 00:10:47,583
AND GET READY TO SPARKLE.
258
00:10:47,625 --> 00:10:49,750
ONE, TWO, THREE.
259
00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:51,834
TA-DA!
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
260
00:10:51,875 --> 00:10:54,583
- I--I DON'T KNOW,
SPONGEBOB.
261
00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:56,750
WHAT WILL MY FRIENDS SAY?
262
00:10:56,792 --> 00:10:59,458
WE SHALL SEE FORTHWITH.
263
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,458
ARE YOU SURE?
264
00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:03,709
SHH. TRUST ME.
265
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:07,166
- PEARL, WE'RE HERE
TO PICK YOU UP FOR THE--WOW!
266
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,875
PEARL,
YOU LOOK AMAZING.
267
00:11:09,917 --> 00:11:11,583
I DO?
268
00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:13,542
- WELL, NO,
ACTUALLY NOT AMAZING.
269
00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:16,208
SPARKLING AND SHINY
AND AMAZING!
270
00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:20,166
- WHEE! TO THE BIKINI BOTTOM
HIGH SCHOOL DANCE!
271
00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:24,166
[laughter]
all: LET'S GO!
272
00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:26,125
- HAVE A GOOD TIME,
CARE-FREE TEENS.
273
00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:29,458
- AAH!
ME JEWELS!
274
00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:32,417
SPONGEBOB, ME ENTIRE COLLECTION
OF PRECIOUS JEWELS IS GONE!
275
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:34,583
- HAVE YOU SEEN IT?
- OF COURSE.
276
00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:37,083
PEARL'S WEARING IT TO THE
BIKINI BOTTOM HIGH SCHOOL DANCE.
277
00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:40,417
- HELP!
POLICE! THIEF!
278
00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:42,417
STOP THAT WHALE!
279
00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:45,166
- I PROMISED MR. KRABS
I WOULDN'T LET HIM DOWN,
280
00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:47,417
AND I HAVE PARTIALLY
FULFILLED THAT PROMISE.
281
00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:53,625
{\an8}[upbeat music]
282
00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:59,709
{\an8}♪ ♪
283
00:12:04,041 --> 00:12:06,417
- OH, BOY!
THE MAIL'S HERE!
284
00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:07,542
WHAT DO WE HAVE TODAY?
285
00:12:07,583 --> 00:12:10,333
GAS BILL.
TAXES.
286
00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:13,250
{\an8}LETTER TO SPONGEBOB
FROM GRAMMA!
287
00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:26,792
AW, GRAMMA'S
TURNING EVEN OLDER.
288
00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:30,166
I CAN'T WAIT TO CELEBRATE!
WHOA.
289
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,375
[meows]
290
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,417
SORRY, GARY.
291
00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:34,250
I AM GONNA MISS YOU
WHILE I'M GONE.
292
00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:35,625
[duck quacks]
293
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:38,667
BUT IF I'M NOT HERE,
WHO'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF YOU?
294
00:12:38,709 --> 00:12:41,375
[humming]
295
00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:43,417
- [high-pitched voice]
HI, SQUIDWARD!
296
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,709
MY DADDY IS GOING AWAY.
297
00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:48,166
CAN YOU TAKE CARE OF ME--OW?
298
00:12:48,208 --> 00:12:49,625
[laughs]
299
00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:51,959
- OH, NO.
NO WAY.
300
00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:54,000
LOOK WHAT THAT DISGUSTING PEST
301
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:56,583
DID TO MY SUSTAINABLE
KELP GARDEN.
302
00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:58,542
HE CHEWED IT UP.
RUINED IT.
303
00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:02,166
GARY, IS THAT TRUE?
304
00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:05,208
WELL, I'LL SEE YOU LATER,
SQUIDWARD.
305
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:08,291
PATRICK!
306
00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:09,709
PATRICK?
307
00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:12,834
[muttering indistinct]
308
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:13,917
- PATRICK,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
309
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,834
- I'M TALKING TO MY FRIEND,
FUNNY.
310
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:19,750
HI, FUNNY.
311
00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:21,041
HA, YEAH.
312
00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:22,959
UH, PATRICK,
I NEED TO ASK A FAVOR OF YOU.
313
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000
WHAT IS IT?
314
00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:25,625
- I NEED YOU
TO TAKE CARE OF GARY.
315
00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:27,208
ARE YOU GOING OFF THE GRID?
316
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:28,250
WHAT?
317
00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:31,250
- DON'T WORRY.
I KNOW WHAT TO DO.
318
00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:32,875
YOU'RE GONNA NEED
ONE OF THESE.
319
00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:34,500
NO, THAT'S NOT IT.
320
00:13:34,542 --> 00:13:36,875
I AM GOING TO SEE
MY GRANDMA FOR HER BIRTHDAY,
321
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:39,291
AND I'M TRUSTING MY BEST PAL
322
00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:42,291
TO WATCH CAREFULLY OVER GARY
WHILE I'M GONE.
323
00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:45,208
- YOU GOT IT.
HE'S SAFE WITH ME!
324
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:48,709
[meows]
325
00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,583
- OKAY, PATRICK.
HERE YA ARE.
326
00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,875
WHAT'S THAT?
327
00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:54,208
IT'S A CHRONOLOGICAL LIST
328
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,917
OF ALL THE THINGS
YOU HAVE TO DO WITH GARY.
329
00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:58,375
MAKE SURE YOU DO
EACH AND EVERY ONE.
330
00:13:58,417 --> 00:13:59,917
GOT IT.
331
00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:02,250
HEY, DO YOU HAVE
ANY MORE OF THOSE
332
00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:05,208
DEEP-FRIED, CREAM-FILLED,
SUGAR-COATED CORAL BALLS?
333
00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,417
- OH, YEAH.
THEY'RE IN THE CABINET.
334
00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:11,542
OH. CORAL BALLS.
335
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,500
- [sniffs]
I'M GONNA MISS YOU, LITTLE GUY.
336
00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:15,417
BUT I KNOW YOU ARE
GONNA BE IN GOOD HANDS.
337
00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:17,333
[laughs]
338
00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:21,583
YOU CAN'T GET TO MY STOMACH
THAT WAY, CORAL BALL.
339
00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:25,208
- OKAY, GARY.
I'LL BE HOME BY 10:00.
340
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:28,125
UH, PATRICK,
JUST TO VERIFY,
341
00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:30,333
FIRST YOU FEED GARY,
THEN YOU PET GARY,
342
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:31,834
THEN YOU BA--
343
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:33,291
- SPONGEBOB,
DON'T YOU TRUST ME?
344
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:36,000
I AM THE MOST RESPONSIBLE
GUY YOU KNOW.
345
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,667
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
346
00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:39,709
WELL, OF COURSE I AM.
347
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:42,583
NOW GO SEE YOUR GRANDMA.
348
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:45,583
GARY'S IN GOOD HANDS.
349
00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:48,208
YEP. LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST
YOU AND ME, FRIEND.
350
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,000
[meows]
351
00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:53,959
- HMM. I WONDER
WHAT WE SHOULD DO FIRST.
352
00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:58,750
YOU NEED TO WORK ON
YOUR HANDWRITING, SPONGEBOB.
353
00:14:58,792 --> 00:15:00,917
AH,
I DON'T NEED THIS ANYWAY.
354
00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:03,500
OOH, I KNOW.
LET'S GO FOR A WALK.
355
00:15:03,542 --> 00:15:07,375
[pants]
356
00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:08,625
OH.
357
00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:11,709
LOOKS LIKE MY TUMMY
IS HAVING AN ARGUMENT
358
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,417
WITH THE CORAL BALLS.
359
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:15,667
OH...
360
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:22,333
[toilet flushes]
361
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:27,000
AH. BETTER.
362
00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:30,417
[meows]
363
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:31,834
- OH, HEY, FRIEND.
WHAT'S UP?
364
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:35,083
[meows]
365
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:37,291
[stomach growls]
366
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:43,041
[moans]
367
00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:45,333
STEP ASIDE, BARRY.
368
00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:47,208
LET ME SHOW YOU
HOW IT'S DONE.
369
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,041
HUP!
370
00:15:52,542 --> 00:15:54,083
OOH.
LET ME TRY A BITE OF THIS.
371
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:00,875
[belches]
372
00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:01,875
GOOD STUFF.
373
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:04,500
[grumbles]
374
00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:08,750
- OOH. I WONDER WHAT SPONGEBOB'S
GOT FOR ME IN THE FRIDGE.
375
00:16:08,792 --> 00:16:13,083
- I HOPE YOU SAVED ROOM
FOR DESSERT, SPONGEBOB.
376
00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:15,917
- OH, GRAMMA,
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
377
00:16:15,959 --> 00:16:18,542
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.
I SHOULD BE SERVING YOU.
378
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:21,667
- AW. I KNOW HOW MUCH
YOU LOVE SWEETS,
379
00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:25,709
AND I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE
YOUR PET SNAIL,
380
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:29,500
SO I MADE YOU
THIS SPECIAL GELATIN MOLD.
381
00:16:29,542 --> 00:16:31,792
- GARY.
OH, GARY.
382
00:16:31,834 --> 00:16:33,959
HE'S SAFE WITH ME!
383
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,917
[meows]
384
00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:38,291
- GRAMMA,
CAN I PLEASE USE YOUR PHONE?
385
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:42,542
- OF COURSE.
- THANK YOU!
386
00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:43,625
HELLO.
387
00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:44,625
- PATRICK,
IT'S SPONGEBOB.
388
00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:45,625
HOW'S GARY?
389
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:46,625
- G--OH, GARY.
390
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:48,917
UH, YEAH, HE'S FINE.
391
00:16:48,959 --> 00:16:50,542
[meows]
392
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:52,291
[stomach grumbles]
393
00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:54,417
[laughs]
394
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:57,917
[Patrick laughing,
Gary groaning]
395
00:16:57,959 --> 00:16:59,667
[laughs]
396
00:16:59,709 --> 00:17:02,041
OH, SOUNDS LIKE YOU
GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.
397
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:04,000
OH, MAKE SURE
TO GIVE GARY HIS BATH.
398
00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:05,959
[mutters happily]
399
00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:10,875
[sniffs]
400
00:17:10,917 --> 00:17:13,417
OOH.
SPONGEBOB WAS RIGHT.
401
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:15,333
YOU NEED A BATH.
402
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,709
OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
403
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:28,542
[bell dings]
SNAIL FOOD!
404
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:32,333
[meows excitedly]
405
00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:36,834
- WELL, YOU GOT TO GET THE WATER
TO STAY IN THERE SOMEHOW.
406
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:39,875
NOW, GARY,
WE DON'T EAT THE BATH.
407
00:17:39,917 --> 00:17:41,792
WE GET IN THE BATH.
408
00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:45,500
COME ON, GARY.
409
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,291
[growls]
410
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,875
- OH, DON'T BE DIFFICULT
NOW, GARY.
411
00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:51,375
[meows]
412
00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:52,667
GARY!
413
00:17:52,709 --> 00:17:54,250
[growls]
414
00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:55,125
THERE YOU ARE!
415
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,500
[meows]
416
00:17:57,542 --> 00:17:59,208
- OOP--OOF!
417
00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:09,125
[telephone rings]
418
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,959
WHAT NOW?
419
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,041
SQUAREPANTS HOUSEHOLD.
420
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:14,917
- YEAH, PATRICK,
ABOUT GARY'S BATH,
421
00:18:14,959 --> 00:18:16,750
MAKE SURE THE BATHWATER'S
NOT TOO HOT,
422
00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:18,333
AND HE DOESN'T LIKE
TOO MANY BUBBLES.
423
00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:20,917
- YEAH, YEAH.
- AND REMEMBER TO DRY HIM OFF REALLY GOOD.
424
00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:22,041
ALL RIGHT.
425
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:23,375
- AND DON'T FORGET
ABOUT THE LIST.
426
00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:24,792
- OKAY,
I GET IT, SPONGEBOB!
427
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:26,291
I GET IT!
428
00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:31,208
OH!
429
00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:45,542
[grunts]
430
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,500
I DON'T GET THESE
NEWFANGLED SHOWERHEADS.
431
00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:50,750
GARY!
432
00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:53,542
TIME FOR YOU BA--
433
00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:55,125
WAIT A MINUTE, PATRICK.
434
00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:57,417
WE GOT TO TRICK THE SNAIL.
435
00:18:57,458 --> 00:19:00,583
YOU GOT TO BE
"SMARTERER" THAN HIM.
436
00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:05,500
HEY, BUDDY. I GOT SOMETHING
COOL TO SHOW YA.
437
00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:09,500
AND IT'S THE OPPOSITE
OF A WET, WATERY BATH.
438
00:19:09,542 --> 00:19:10,417
CHECK IT OUT!
439
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:20,041
DOESN'T THAT LOOK FUN?
440
00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:21,542
[tires screech]
441
00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:22,875
WELL, MAKE UP YOUR MIND.
442
00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:27,583
IS IT WATER OR FIRE?
443
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:28,709
[cans clatter]
444
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,625
OKAY, GARY.
445
00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:32,709
IF YOU DON'T
COME TO THE BATH,
446
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:35,542
THEN THE BATH'S
GONNA COME TO YOU.
447
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,583
THAT'S A GOOD BOY.
448
00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:42,750
NOW SUDS UP.
449
00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:44,375
[garbled meowing]
450
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:53,291
- THAT WASN'T SO BAD,
NOW WAS IT?
451
00:19:56,542 --> 00:19:58,875
OH,
NOW WE GOT TO DRY YOU OFF.
452
00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:00,208
HUH.
453
00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:02,458
UNFORTUNATELY,
I COULDN'T FIND ANY SALT,
454
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,834
SO I'LL HAVE TO USE
THE NEXT BEST THING.
455
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:13,375
THERE.
DOESN'T THAT FEEL BETTER?
456
00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:15,208
OKAY.
LET'S SEE.
457
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:16,875
GARY'S EATEN,
HE'S HAD HIS BATH.
458
00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:22,417
TIME TO WATCH THE TV!
459
00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:23,208
[snores]
460
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:46,458
OH, SHEESH, GARY.
461
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,291
WELL,
IF YOU WANTED ANOTHER BATH,
462
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:50,125
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST ASK?
463
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,375
[meows]
464
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,041
- ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
DEAR OLD GRAMMA, GRAMMA ♪
465
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:01,250
♪ GRAMMA ♪
466
00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:02,959
♪ THE BEST GRAMMA
IN THE WORLD ♪
467
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,208
♪ GRAMMA, GRAMMA ♪
468
00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:07,458
- OH, DEAR.
LOOK AT ALL THOSE CANDLES.
469
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,417
WHY, IF I WERE ANY OLDER,
470
00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:12,750
WE'D BE IN DANGER
OF BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE.
471
00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:14,709
[Gary meows,
bell ringing]
472
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:16,375
- GRAMMA, I GOT TO USE
YOUR PHONE AGAIN.
473
00:21:16,417 --> 00:21:17,875
OH, GO AHEAD, DEAR.
474
00:21:17,917 --> 00:21:24,250
BUT THERE MAY NOT BE
ANY CAKE LEFT WHEN YOU GET BACK.
475
00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:26,250
[laughs]
476
00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:28,125
[phone rings]
477
00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:30,250
SQUAREYPANTS HOUSE.
478
00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:32,125
- JUST CHECKING IN.
EVERYTHING OKAY OVER THERE?
479
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,709
WHO IS THIS?
480
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,500
- IT'S SPONGEBOB.
IS GARY ALL RIGHT?
481
00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:36,583
- OH, YEAH, HE--
482
00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:40,333
- HE'S WHAT?
HE'S WHAT, PATRICK?
483
00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:41,583
GARY IS WHAT?
484
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:42,375
[both groaning]
485
00:21:42,417 --> 00:21:47,458
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THEM?
486
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:48,792
THEY NEED MY HELP!
487
00:21:48,834 --> 00:21:51,375
GRAMMA! GRAMMA!
488
00:21:51,417 --> 00:21:53,542
HOLD ON, DEAR.
489
00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:55,542
JUST--JUST LET ME FINISH
490
00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:57,834
THESE LAST FEW CANDLES.
491
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,125
I DID IT!
492
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:12,500
OH, BUT--
OH, AM I TIRED.
493
00:22:15,041 --> 00:22:16,208
- OOH, BETTER GET YOU
TO BED THEN.
494
00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:17,166
GOOD NIGHT, GRAMMA.
495
00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:18,917
WHAT A GOOD BOY.
496
00:22:18,959 --> 00:22:20,417
HANG ON, GARY!
497
00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:31,667
GARY!
498
00:22:31,709 --> 00:22:35,208
- [distant meow]
- WHA--! WHAT'S THE MATTER, BUDDY?
499
00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:38,125
[meowing]
500
00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:41,542
- AH, READING PATRICK
A BEDTIME STORY, I SEE.
501
00:22:41,583 --> 00:22:43,083
SNAIL TAILS.
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
502
00:22:43,125 --> 00:22:45,500
SNAIL TAILS?
503
00:22:45,542 --> 00:22:48,750
I THOUGHT IT WAS CALLED,
"MEOW, MEOW, MEOW."