1 00:00:05,917 --> 00:00:07,083 ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:07,125 --> 00:00:08,875 all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:08,917 --> 00:00:10,417 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:10,458 --> 00:00:12,166 all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:12,208 --> 00:00:15,333 ♪ OHH... ♪ 6 00:00:15,375 --> 00:00:17,500 ♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪ 7 00:00:17,542 --> 00:00:19,667 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:00:19,709 --> 00:00:21,542 - ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪ 9 00:00:21,583 --> 00:00:23,250 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 10 00:00:23,291 --> 00:00:25,542 - ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪ 11 00:00:25,583 --> 00:00:27,208 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 12 00:00:27,250 --> 00:00:29,500 - ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪ 13 00:00:29,542 --> 00:00:31,417 - all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 14 00:00:31,458 --> 00:00:33,542 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 15 00:00:33,583 --> 00:00:35,375 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 16 00:00:35,417 --> 00:00:37,375 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 17 00:00:37,417 --> 00:00:38,375 {\an8}SPONGEBOB 18 00:00:38,417 --> 00:00:40,834 {\an8}SQUAREPANTS! 19 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:42,375 [laughing] 20 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:45,500 ♪ ♪ 21 00:00:45,542 --> 00:00:46,542 [waves crashing] 22 00:00:49,792 --> 00:00:52,750 {\an8}[upbeat music] 23 00:00:52,792 --> 00:00:58,583 {\an8}♪ ♪ 24 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,917 [bell rings] 25 00:01:02,291 --> 00:01:04,959 [both laugh] 26 00:01:07,083 --> 00:01:08,417 [both chatting indistinct] 27 00:01:08,458 --> 00:01:10,291 HELLO. 28 00:01:13,208 --> 00:01:16,041 OW! 29 00:01:16,083 --> 00:01:18,041 [both laugh] 30 00:01:19,834 --> 00:01:22,375 [screams] 31 00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:27,875 - BOY, DO I LOVE HIGH SCHOOL. 32 00:01:27,917 --> 00:01:30,417 YOU KNOW WHAT? SOMEDAY WE'RE GONNA REMEMBER ALL THIS, 33 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:33,291 AND WE'RE GONNA LOOK BACK AND SAY... 34 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:34,291 "REMEMBER?" 35 00:01:34,333 --> 00:01:36,291 - [laughs] SPEAKING OF REMEMBERING, 36 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:38,625 YOU DIDN'T FORGET THE BIKINI BOTTOM HIGH SCHOOL DANCE 37 00:01:38,667 --> 00:01:39,625 IS TOMORROW NIGHT, DID YOU? 38 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:40,917 OF COURSE I DIDN'T FORGET. 39 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:42,125 I'M SO EXCITED. 40 00:01:42,166 --> 00:01:43,667 - UH-HUH, ME TOO. 41 00:01:43,709 --> 00:01:47,333 [both laugh] 42 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:49,000 BARNACLE. 43 00:01:49,041 --> 00:01:52,000 - WHAT? - PEARL, I'M GONNA SAY THIS AS TACTFULLY AS POSSIBLE. 44 00:01:52,041 --> 00:01:54,083 THERE'S A HIDEOUS BARNACLE 45 00:01:54,125 --> 00:01:56,166 GROWING OUT OF THE SIDE OF YOUR FACE. 46 00:01:56,208 --> 00:01:59,959 - WHERE? - THERE. 47 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:04,834 WHAA! 48 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:09,583 - SO ANYWAY, I DON'T EVEN... [scream continues] 49 00:02:09,625 --> 00:02:11,917 - PEARL, IT'S NOT REALLY AS BAD AS YOU-- 50 00:02:11,959 --> 00:02:14,875 WHAA! 51 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:16,291 [whistling] 52 00:02:16,333 --> 00:02:17,333 SPONGEBOB. 53 00:02:17,375 --> 00:02:18,875 YES, MR. KRABS. 54 00:02:18,917 --> 00:02:20,542 - DIDN'T YOU ALREADY MOP THIS AREA? 55 00:02:20,583 --> 00:02:22,417 AFFIRMATIVE, CAPTAIN. 56 00:02:22,458 --> 00:02:24,583 - WELL THEN, WHY WOULD YOU MOP IT AGAIN? 57 00:02:24,625 --> 00:02:26,875 WHY WOULDN'T I? 58 00:02:26,917 --> 00:02:28,500 GOOD POINT. 59 00:02:28,542 --> 00:02:32,375 [crying loudly] 60 00:02:32,417 --> 00:02:33,750 PEARL! 61 00:02:33,792 --> 00:02:36,208 WHAT BRINGS YOU IN ON SUCH A FINE AFTERNOON? 62 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:38,917 - OH, DADDY, IT'S TERRIBLE. 63 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:41,500 THE SCHOOL DANCE IS THIS WEEKEND. 64 00:02:41,542 --> 00:02:43,625 OOH, THAT IS TERRIBLE. 65 00:02:43,667 --> 00:02:46,959 MAKES MY SHELL CRAWL JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. UGH. 66 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,625 - NO, DADDY. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 67 00:02:49,667 --> 00:02:51,959 THE TERRIBLE PART IS THAT I CAN'T GO TO THE DANCE. 68 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,917 WHY EVER NOT? 69 00:02:54,959 --> 00:02:56,875 - BECAUSE I HAVE A HIDEOUS BARNACLE 70 00:02:56,917 --> 00:02:58,834 GROWING ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE! 71 00:02:58,875 --> 00:03:00,333 OH, HO, HO, HO, 72 00:03:00,375 --> 00:03:03,083 NOW CALM DOWN THERE, ME LITTLE PEARL. 73 00:03:03,125 --> 00:03:05,333 I'M SURE IT CAN'T BE HALF AS AWFUL AS YOU-- 74 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:08,625 [gasps] 75 00:03:08,667 --> 00:03:11,208 GREAT RUSTY HINGE PIN OF DAVY JONES' LOCKER! 76 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:14,375 - WE HAVE TO GET RID OF IT NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES. 77 00:03:14,417 --> 00:03:16,375 - ANYTHING FOR ME BELOVED ANGEL. 78 00:03:16,417 --> 00:03:19,291 - OKAY, I NEED AN APPOINTMENT WITH A DERMATOLOGIST, 79 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:23,417 A TRIP TO THE SPA, EXPENSIVE CREAMS AND LOTIONS, 80 00:03:23,458 --> 00:03:24,917 AND PROBABLY SOME OTHER KIND OF... 81 00:03:24,959 --> 00:03:27,417 - I MEANT WHATEVER YOU NEED TO GET RID OF YOUR BLEMISH, 82 00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:29,291 NOT LIQUIDATE ME RETIREMENT FUND. 83 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:31,542 [crying loudly] 84 00:03:31,583 --> 00:03:33,667 - YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S GO ACROSS THE STREET 85 00:03:33,709 --> 00:03:35,125 TO THE CHUM BUCKET. 86 00:03:35,166 --> 00:03:37,125 - I HEARD THEY HAVE BETTER WEATHER OVER THERE. 87 00:03:37,166 --> 00:03:39,041 NO! WAIT! 88 00:03:39,083 --> 00:03:41,083 THIS IS STARTING TO EAT AWAY AT ME PROFIT MARGARINE. 89 00:03:41,125 --> 00:03:42,667 IF I DON'T COME UP WITH A SOLUTION FAST, 90 00:03:42,709 --> 00:03:44,375 IT'S GONNA COST ME A LOT MORE 91 00:03:44,417 --> 00:03:45,750 THAN A COUPLE OF CASES OF COLD CREAM. 92 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:47,917 - ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪ 93 00:03:47,959 --> 00:03:51,125 - OH, SPONGEBOB, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO-- 94 00:03:51,166 --> 00:03:52,166 AT EASE. 95 00:03:52,208 --> 00:03:53,792 [bell dings] 96 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:57,000 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO YOUR DEAR OLD CHUM A FAVOR 97 00:03:57,041 --> 00:04:00,583 AND RID HIS BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER OF HER EVIL BARNACLES? 98 00:04:00,625 --> 00:04:02,333 - I WILL DO YOU THIS FAVOR, SIR CHUM. 99 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:03,750 NEVER FEAR. 100 00:04:03,792 --> 00:04:06,000 I DON'T KNOW, SPONGEBOB. 101 00:04:06,041 --> 00:04:08,250 THE SCHOOL DANCE IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, 102 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:10,792 AND THIS BARNACLE SEEMS TO BE GETTING BIGGER BY THE MINUTE. 103 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,667 - [laughs] TRUST ME, PEARL, 104 00:04:12,709 --> 00:04:14,500 WE'LL BE RID OF THAT THING IN NO TIME. 105 00:04:14,542 --> 00:04:16,417 I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO. 106 00:04:16,458 --> 00:04:17,500 ARE YOU SURE? 107 00:04:17,542 --> 00:04:19,166 - ONE TIME MY FRIEND PATRICK, 108 00:04:19,208 --> 00:04:22,041 HE HAD THIS BARNACLE THE SIZE OF AN EXTRA-LARGE KRABBY PATTY 109 00:04:22,083 --> 00:04:23,875 RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF HIS FOREHEAD. 110 00:04:23,917 --> 00:04:27,500 ANYWAY, I FIXED IT SO HE NEVER SAW THAT BARNACLE AGAIN. 111 00:04:27,542 --> 00:04:29,875 - HOW? - I TOOK HIM TO SEE A HYPNOTIST. 112 00:04:29,917 --> 00:04:32,250 - YOU TOOK PATRICK TO A HYPNOTIST? 113 00:04:32,291 --> 00:04:33,542 - UH-UH. THE BARNACLE. 114 00:04:33,583 --> 00:04:35,041 IT BECAME CONVINCED IT WAS A PELICAN 115 00:04:35,083 --> 00:04:36,500 AND FLEW SOUTH FOR THE WINTER. 116 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:38,542 WE NEVER SAW THAT PELICAN AGAIN. 117 00:04:38,583 --> 00:04:40,458 - I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS A BARNACLE. 118 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:44,375 - WHAT'D I SAY? - PELICAN. 119 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:47,166 - HE WAS A REALLY GOOD HYPNOTIST. 120 00:04:47,208 --> 00:04:49,000 NOW JUST REMAIN CALM, 121 00:04:49,041 --> 00:04:50,417 AND THIS WILL BE OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. 122 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:51,375 - YOU'RE REALLY GONNA USE HYPNOSIS 123 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:54,333 TO GET RID OF THE BARNACLE? 124 00:04:54,375 --> 00:04:56,041 - HYPNOSIS? NO. 125 00:04:56,083 --> 00:04:59,458 I'M JUST GONNA PRY IT OFF WITH MY SPATULA. 126 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:01,291 HOLD STILL NOW. 127 00:05:01,333 --> 00:05:05,583 [clanging] 128 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:08,000 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 129 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:10,291 - I DON'T THINK THE SPATULA'S GONNA WORK. 130 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:13,500 THIS OLD, WEATHER-BEATEN SHOVEL OUGHT TO DO IT. 131 00:05:13,542 --> 00:05:16,667 [grunts] 132 00:05:16,709 --> 00:05:18,291 DID IT COME OFF? 133 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:19,667 GETTING THERE. 134 00:05:19,709 --> 00:05:23,417 [jackhammer hammering] 135 00:05:23,458 --> 00:05:28,125 - SPONGEBOB, HOW MUCH LONGER? 136 00:05:28,166 --> 00:05:29,709 OH, SHOULDN'T BE TOO MUCH LONGER. 137 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:36,500 ACTUALLY, WE CAN TAKE A BREAK NOW IF YOU WANT. 138 00:05:36,542 --> 00:05:38,000 GOOD IDEA. 139 00:05:38,041 --> 00:05:41,041 I GOT TO GO SCRUB MY FACE DOWN WITH SOAP AND WATER. 140 00:05:41,083 --> 00:05:42,875 OKAY. 141 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:53,959 [screams] 142 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,667 PEARL! 143 00:05:55,709 --> 00:05:57,375 PEARL, WHAT HAPPENED? 144 00:05:57,417 --> 00:06:00,250 THERE'S MORE! 145 00:06:00,291 --> 00:06:02,083 AAH! 146 00:06:02,125 --> 00:06:05,041 I MEAN, "YOU'RE RIGHT. THERE ARE MORE." 147 00:06:05,083 --> 00:06:07,917 - ALL I DID WAS WASH WITH SOAP AND WATER. 148 00:06:07,959 --> 00:06:11,375 - HMM. WATER AND THIS SOAP? 149 00:06:11,417 --> 00:06:13,959 YES, BUT WHY? 150 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:18,917 - BECAUSE THIS SOAP SMELLS SO WONDERFUL. THAT'S WHY. 151 00:06:18,959 --> 00:06:21,417 MM. I KNOW THAT FRAGRANCE FROM SOMEWHERE. 152 00:06:21,458 --> 00:06:22,959 OH... 153 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,417 OH, I'M SORRY. DID YOU WANT A WHIFF? 154 00:06:24,458 --> 00:06:26,625 NO. 155 00:06:26,667 --> 00:06:27,917 MORE FOR ME. 156 00:06:29,709 --> 00:06:31,250 OKAY, PEARL. 157 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:33,625 [muffled speech] 158 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:36,959 - NO, I THINK ONE JAR OF CONCEALING CREAM IS ENOUGH. 159 00:06:37,041 --> 00:06:38,709 DON'T WORRY, PEARL. NOBODY WILL NOTICE A THING. 160 00:06:38,750 --> 00:06:41,166 [whistling] 161 00:06:41,208 --> 00:06:43,208 PEARL, I'M HOME! 162 00:06:43,250 --> 00:06:44,166 [gasps] 163 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:46,875 AAH! 164 00:06:46,917 --> 00:06:48,375 - SOMETHING WRONG, MR. KRABS? 165 00:06:48,417 --> 00:06:50,458 - FOR A SECOND THERE, I THOUGHT A TOWERING, HIDEOUS, 166 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:52,834 MIND-BOGGLING ABOMINATION WAS STANDING HERE, 167 00:06:52,875 --> 00:06:54,417 STARING AT ME IN ME OWN LIVING ROOM, 168 00:06:54,458 --> 00:06:56,000 BUT THEN I REALIZED 169 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:59,250 IT'S JUST ME OWN, BELOVED DAUGHTER PEARL. 170 00:06:59,291 --> 00:07:01,792 [muffled speech] 171 00:07:01,834 --> 00:07:04,625 - OH, PEARL. NO, NO, NO, 172 00:07:04,667 --> 00:07:06,792 NO EXPENSIVE TRIPS TO THE SPA. 173 00:07:06,834 --> 00:07:08,208 BUT DON'T WORRY. 174 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:10,709 SPONGEBOB HERE WILL TAKE CARE OF IT. 175 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:12,458 IF YOU TWO WILL EXCUSE ME, 176 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:16,667 I'VE GOT SOME IMPORTANT MATTERS TO TAKE CARE OF. 177 00:07:16,709 --> 00:07:19,000 [shouts indistinct] 178 00:07:22,458 --> 00:07:23,291 [crying loudly] 179 00:07:23,333 --> 00:07:25,709 PEARL. 180 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:26,917 PEARL, YOU'VE BEEN IN THE BATHROOM 181 00:07:26,959 --> 00:07:28,125 CRYING FOR THREE HOURS NOW. 182 00:07:28,166 --> 00:07:30,667 YOU CAN'T STAY IN THERE FOREVER. 183 00:07:30,709 --> 00:07:33,250 ALL RIGHT. I'M COMING IN. 184 00:07:36,542 --> 00:07:39,750 AAH! 185 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:40,834 - LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE, PEARL. 186 00:07:40,875 --> 00:07:42,792 AT LEAST YOU CAN STILL PLAY THE PIANO. 187 00:07:42,834 --> 00:07:45,583 - WELL, WHAT GOOD WILL THAT DO ME? 188 00:07:45,625 --> 00:07:48,917 I HAVE NO IDEA. 189 00:07:48,959 --> 00:07:50,333 DON'T WORRY, PEARL. 190 00:07:50,375 --> 00:07:51,500 I'LL FIX YOUR PROBLEM. 191 00:07:51,542 --> 00:07:52,917 HOW? 192 00:07:52,959 --> 00:07:54,583 - WELL, I'M SURE IF I THINK HARD ENOUGH, 193 00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:56,917 SOMETHING'LL POP UP. 194 00:08:00,083 --> 00:08:03,000 OOPS. I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. 195 00:08:03,041 --> 00:08:09,208 HEY! IT'S THAT DELICIOUS-SMELLING SOAP AGAIN. 196 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:12,041 - WOULD YOU STOP SMELLING MY SOAP? 197 00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:13,709 WHY DON'T YOU GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL 198 00:08:13,750 --> 00:08:16,792 AND GET ME ANOTHER BAR OF IT? 199 00:08:16,834 --> 00:08:18,959 - OKAY. WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR SOAP? 200 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,375 - IN THE BASEMENT. DUH. WHERE ELSE? 201 00:08:28,291 --> 00:08:30,375 [clunk] 202 00:08:30,417 --> 00:08:32,458 HELLO? 203 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:33,750 [voice echoes] 204 00:08:33,792 --> 00:08:36,166 [chains rattling] 205 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,583 SOMEBODY THERE? 206 00:08:42,625 --> 00:08:44,750 PEARL? 207 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:50,458 [door creaks] 208 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:51,667 UGH! MR. KRABS. 209 00:08:51,709 --> 00:08:54,125 [grunting] 210 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,750 DON'T JUST STAND THERE, BOY. 211 00:08:55,792 --> 00:08:58,458 COME HELP ME WITH THIS. 212 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:01,000 THERE WE GO. 213 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,208 SOMETIMES SHE JUST GETS A LITTLE STUCK. 214 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:04,959 - MR. KRABS, WHAT IS THIS THING? 215 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,041 - WHY, IT'S ME OLD SOAP PRESS. 216 00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:08,750 - SOAP PRESS? - THAT'S RIGHT. 217 00:09:08,792 --> 00:09:10,250 ALL THE SOAP PEARL AND I USE 218 00:09:10,291 --> 00:09:11,667 COMES FROM THIS MACHINE. 219 00:09:11,709 --> 00:09:14,125 AND THE BEST PART IS... 220 00:09:14,166 --> 00:09:19,083 SHE RUNS ON 100% PURE LEFTOVER KRABBY PATTIES. 221 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:21,917 LEFTOVER KRABBY PATTIES? 222 00:09:21,959 --> 00:09:23,208 [bell dings] 223 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:26,125 - THEIR PRECIOUS ESSENCES ARE HARVESTED, 224 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,291 AND AFTER A BRIEF COOLING PROCESS, 225 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:30,125 TRUNDLE OUT THIS CONVEYOR BELT 226 00:09:30,166 --> 00:09:32,917 AS FRESH, WONDERFUL BARS OF SOAP. 227 00:09:32,959 --> 00:09:35,083 FRESH AND INVIGORATING. 228 00:09:35,125 --> 00:09:38,583 PLUS IT'S ABSOLUTELY FREE. 229 00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:41,250 - OH, THAT'S WHY IT SMELLED SO FAMILIAR. 230 00:09:41,291 --> 00:09:42,625 HEY, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, MR. KRABS. 231 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:44,083 IF PEARL FINDS OUT-- 232 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,208 I'VE BEEN USING SOAP 233 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:48,667 MADE OUT OF KRABBY PATTIES? 234 00:09:48,709 --> 00:09:51,625 KRABBY PATTY ESSENCE. 235 00:09:51,667 --> 00:09:54,125 THAT'S GREASE! 236 00:09:54,166 --> 00:09:56,291 - WELL, IF YOU WANT TO SPLIT HAIRS, I SUPPOSE-- 237 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:59,458 DADDY! 238 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:02,375 - GOT TO GO. YOU KIDS HAVE FUN. 239 00:10:02,417 --> 00:10:05,375 [crying] 240 00:10:05,417 --> 00:10:08,917 I'M NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO GET THESE BARNACLES OFF. 241 00:10:08,959 --> 00:10:11,834 MY YOUNG LIFE IS RUINED FOREVER. 242 00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:13,125 DON'T WORRY, PEARL. 243 00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:15,583 I SAID I WAS NOT GOING TO LET MR. KRABS DOWN, 244 00:10:15,625 --> 00:10:16,583 AND I'M NOT GOING TO. 245 00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:18,041 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? 246 00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:24,417 - THE BIKINI BOTTOM HIGH SCHOOL DANCE 247 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:27,792 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY CHANCE TO SPARKLE. 248 00:10:27,834 --> 00:10:29,375 - MY-- - WAIT A MINUTE, PEARL. SAY THAT AGAIN. 249 00:10:29,417 --> 00:10:31,291 OKAY. 250 00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:33,208 THE BIKINI BOTTOM HIGH SCHOOL DANCE 251 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:34,583 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY CHANCE TO SPARKLE. 252 00:10:34,625 --> 00:10:37,166 - O--OKAY, YOU CAN STOP. 253 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:40,917 I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA. 254 00:10:40,959 --> 00:10:42,417 ARE YOU DONE YET? 255 00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:43,917 ALL SET. 256 00:10:43,959 --> 00:10:45,667 CLOSE YOUR EYES 257 00:10:45,709 --> 00:10:47,583 AND GET READY TO SPARKLE. 258 00:10:47,625 --> 00:10:49,750 ONE, TWO, THREE. 259 00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:51,834 TA-DA! WHAT DO YOU THINK? 260 00:10:51,875 --> 00:10:54,583 - I--I DON'T KNOW, SPONGEBOB. 261 00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:56,750 WHAT WILL MY FRIENDS SAY? 262 00:10:56,792 --> 00:10:59,458 WE SHALL SEE FORTHWITH. 263 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,458 ARE YOU SURE? 264 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:03,709 SHH. TRUST ME. 265 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:07,166 - PEARL, WE'RE HERE TO PICK YOU UP FOR THE--WOW! 266 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,875 PEARL, YOU LOOK AMAZING. 267 00:11:09,917 --> 00:11:11,583 I DO? 268 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:13,542 - WELL, NO, ACTUALLY NOT AMAZING. 269 00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:16,208 SPARKLING AND SHINY AND AMAZING! 270 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:20,166 - WHEE! TO THE BIKINI BOTTOM HIGH SCHOOL DANCE! 271 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:24,166 [laughter] all: LET'S GO! 272 00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:26,125 - HAVE A GOOD TIME, CARE-FREE TEENS. 273 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:29,458 - AAH! ME JEWELS! 274 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:32,417 SPONGEBOB, ME ENTIRE COLLECTION OF PRECIOUS JEWELS IS GONE! 275 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:34,583 - HAVE YOU SEEN IT? - OF COURSE. 276 00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:37,083 PEARL'S WEARING IT TO THE BIKINI BOTTOM HIGH SCHOOL DANCE. 277 00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:40,417 - HELP! POLICE! THIEF! 278 00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:42,417 STOP THAT WHALE! 279 00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:45,166 - I PROMISED MR. KRABS I WOULDN'T LET HIM DOWN, 280 00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:47,417 AND I HAVE PARTIALLY FULFILLED THAT PROMISE. 281 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:53,625 {\an8}[upbeat music] 282 00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:59,709 {\an8}♪ ♪ 283 00:12:04,041 --> 00:12:06,417 - OH, BOY! THE MAIL'S HERE! 284 00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:07,542 WHAT DO WE HAVE TODAY? 285 00:12:07,583 --> 00:12:10,333 GAS BILL. TAXES. 286 00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:13,250 {\an8}LETTER TO SPONGEBOB FROM GRAMMA! 287 00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:26,792 AW, GRAMMA'S TURNING EVEN OLDER. 288 00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:30,166 I CAN'T WAIT TO CELEBRATE! WHOA. 289 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,375 [meows] 290 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,417 SORRY, GARY. 291 00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:34,250 I AM GONNA MISS YOU WHILE I'M GONE. 292 00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:35,625 [duck quacks] 293 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:38,667 BUT IF I'M NOT HERE, WHO'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF YOU? 294 00:12:38,709 --> 00:12:41,375 [humming] 295 00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:43,417 - [high-pitched voice] HI, SQUIDWARD! 296 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,709 MY DADDY IS GOING AWAY. 297 00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:48,166 CAN YOU TAKE CARE OF ME--OW? 298 00:12:48,208 --> 00:12:49,625 [laughs] 299 00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:51,959 - OH, NO. NO WAY. 300 00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:54,000 LOOK WHAT THAT DISGUSTING PEST 301 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:56,583 DID TO MY SUSTAINABLE KELP GARDEN. 302 00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:58,542 HE CHEWED IT UP. RUINED IT. 303 00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:02,166 GARY, IS THAT TRUE? 304 00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:05,208 WELL, I'LL SEE YOU LATER, SQUIDWARD. 305 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:08,291 PATRICK! 306 00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:09,709 PATRICK? 307 00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:12,834 [muttering indistinct] 308 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:13,917 - PATRICK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 309 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,834 - I'M TALKING TO MY FRIEND, FUNNY. 310 00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:19,750 HI, FUNNY. 311 00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:21,041 HA, YEAH. 312 00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:22,959 UH, PATRICK, I NEED TO ASK A FAVOR OF YOU. 313 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000 WHAT IS IT? 314 00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:25,625 - I NEED YOU TO TAKE CARE OF GARY. 315 00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:27,208 ARE YOU GOING OFF THE GRID? 316 00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:28,250 WHAT? 317 00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:31,250 - DON'T WORRY. I KNOW WHAT TO DO. 318 00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:32,875 YOU'RE GONNA NEED ONE OF THESE. 319 00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:34,500 NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 320 00:13:34,542 --> 00:13:36,875 I AM GOING TO SEE MY GRANDMA FOR HER BIRTHDAY, 321 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:39,291 AND I'M TRUSTING MY BEST PAL 322 00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:42,291 TO WATCH CAREFULLY OVER GARY WHILE I'M GONE. 323 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:45,208 - YOU GOT IT. HE'S SAFE WITH ME! 324 00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:48,709 [meows] 325 00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,583 - OKAY, PATRICK. HERE YA ARE. 326 00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,875 WHAT'S THAT? 327 00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:54,208 IT'S A CHRONOLOGICAL LIST 328 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,917 OF ALL THE THINGS YOU HAVE TO DO WITH GARY. 329 00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:58,375 MAKE SURE YOU DO EACH AND EVERY ONE. 330 00:13:58,417 --> 00:13:59,917 GOT IT. 331 00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:02,250 HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE OF THOSE 332 00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:05,208 DEEP-FRIED, CREAM-FILLED, SUGAR-COATED CORAL BALLS? 333 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,417 - OH, YEAH. THEY'RE IN THE CABINET. 334 00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:11,542 OH. CORAL BALLS. 335 00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,500 - [sniffs] I'M GONNA MISS YOU, LITTLE GUY. 336 00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:15,417 BUT I KNOW YOU ARE GONNA BE IN GOOD HANDS. 337 00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:17,333 [laughs] 338 00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:21,583 YOU CAN'T GET TO MY STOMACH THAT WAY, CORAL BALL. 339 00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:25,208 - OKAY, GARY. I'LL BE HOME BY 10:00. 340 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:28,125 UH, PATRICK, JUST TO VERIFY, 341 00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:30,333 FIRST YOU FEED GARY, THEN YOU PET GARY, 342 00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:31,834 THEN YOU BA-- 343 00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:33,291 - SPONGEBOB, DON'T YOU TRUST ME? 344 00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:36,000 I AM THE MOST RESPONSIBLE GUY YOU KNOW. 345 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,667 - YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. 346 00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:39,709 WELL, OF COURSE I AM. 347 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:42,583 NOW GO SEE YOUR GRANDMA. 348 00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:45,583 GARY'S IN GOOD HANDS. 349 00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:48,208 YEP. LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, FRIEND. 350 00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,000 [meows] 351 00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:53,959 - HMM. I WONDER WHAT WE SHOULD DO FIRST. 352 00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:58,750 YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR HANDWRITING, SPONGEBOB. 353 00:14:58,792 --> 00:15:00,917 AH, I DON'T NEED THIS ANYWAY. 354 00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:03,500 OOH, I KNOW. LET'S GO FOR A WALK. 355 00:15:03,542 --> 00:15:07,375 [pants] 356 00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:08,625 OH. 357 00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:11,709 LOOKS LIKE MY TUMMY IS HAVING AN ARGUMENT 358 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,417 WITH THE CORAL BALLS. 359 00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:15,667 OH... 360 00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:22,333 [toilet flushes] 361 00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:27,000 AH. BETTER. 362 00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:30,417 [meows] 363 00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:31,834 - OH, HEY, FRIEND. WHAT'S UP? 364 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:35,083 [meows] 365 00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:37,291 [stomach growls] 366 00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:43,041 [moans] 367 00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:45,333 STEP ASIDE, BARRY. 368 00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:47,208 LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE. 369 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,041 HUP! 370 00:15:52,542 --> 00:15:54,083 OOH. LET ME TRY A BITE OF THIS. 371 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:00,875 [belches] 372 00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:01,875 GOOD STUFF. 373 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:04,500 [grumbles] 374 00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:08,750 - OOH. I WONDER WHAT SPONGEBOB'S GOT FOR ME IN THE FRIDGE. 375 00:16:08,792 --> 00:16:13,083 - I HOPE YOU SAVED ROOM FOR DESSERT, SPONGEBOB. 376 00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:15,917 - OH, GRAMMA, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 377 00:16:15,959 --> 00:16:18,542 IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. I SHOULD BE SERVING YOU. 378 00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:21,667 - AW. I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE SWEETS, 379 00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:25,709 AND I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE YOUR PET SNAIL, 380 00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:29,500 SO I MADE YOU THIS SPECIAL GELATIN MOLD. 381 00:16:29,542 --> 00:16:31,792 - GARY. OH, GARY. 382 00:16:31,834 --> 00:16:33,959 HE'S SAFE WITH ME! 383 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,917 [meows] 384 00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:38,291 - GRAMMA, CAN I PLEASE USE YOUR PHONE? 385 00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:42,542 - OF COURSE. - THANK YOU! 386 00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:43,625 HELLO. 387 00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:44,625 - PATRICK, IT'S SPONGEBOB. 388 00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:45,625 HOW'S GARY? 389 00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:46,625 - G--OH, GARY. 390 00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:48,917 UH, YEAH, HE'S FINE. 391 00:16:48,959 --> 00:16:50,542 [meows] 392 00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:52,291 [stomach grumbles] 393 00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:54,417 [laughs] 394 00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:57,917 [Patrick laughing, Gary groaning] 395 00:16:57,959 --> 00:16:59,667 [laughs] 396 00:16:59,709 --> 00:17:02,041 OH, SOUNDS LIKE YOU GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL. 397 00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:04,000 OH, MAKE SURE TO GIVE GARY HIS BATH. 398 00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:05,959 [mutters happily] 399 00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:10,875 [sniffs] 400 00:17:10,917 --> 00:17:13,417 OOH. SPONGEBOB WAS RIGHT. 401 00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:15,333 YOU NEED A BATH. 402 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,709 OH, I ALMOST FORGOT. 403 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:28,542 [bell dings] SNAIL FOOD! 404 00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:32,333 [meows excitedly] 405 00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:36,834 - WELL, YOU GOT TO GET THE WATER TO STAY IN THERE SOMEHOW. 406 00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:39,875 NOW, GARY, WE DON'T EAT THE BATH. 407 00:17:39,917 --> 00:17:41,792 WE GET IN THE BATH. 408 00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:45,500 COME ON, GARY. 409 00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,291 [growls] 410 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,875 - OH, DON'T BE DIFFICULT NOW, GARY. 411 00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:51,375 [meows] 412 00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:52,667 GARY! 413 00:17:52,709 --> 00:17:54,250 [growls] 414 00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:55,125 THERE YOU ARE! 415 00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,500 [meows] 416 00:17:57,542 --> 00:17:59,208 - OOP--OOF! 417 00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:09,125 [telephone rings] 418 00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,959 WHAT NOW? 419 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,041 SQUAREPANTS HOUSEHOLD. 420 00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:14,917 - YEAH, PATRICK, ABOUT GARY'S BATH, 421 00:18:14,959 --> 00:18:16,750 MAKE SURE THE BATHWATER'S NOT TOO HOT, 422 00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:18,333 AND HE DOESN'T LIKE TOO MANY BUBBLES. 423 00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:20,917 - YEAH, YEAH. - AND REMEMBER TO DRY HIM OFF REALLY GOOD. 424 00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:22,041 ALL RIGHT. 425 00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:23,375 - AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE LIST. 426 00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:24,792 - OKAY, I GET IT, SPONGEBOB! 427 00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:26,291 I GET IT! 428 00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:31,208 OH! 429 00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:45,542 [grunts] 430 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,500 I DON'T GET THESE NEWFANGLED SHOWERHEADS. 431 00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:50,750 GARY! 432 00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:53,542 TIME FOR YOU BA-- 433 00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:55,125 WAIT A MINUTE, PATRICK. 434 00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:57,417 WE GOT TO TRICK THE SNAIL. 435 00:18:57,458 --> 00:19:00,583 YOU GOT TO BE "SMARTERER" THAN HIM. 436 00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:05,500 HEY, BUDDY. I GOT SOMETHING COOL TO SHOW YA. 437 00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:09,500 AND IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF A WET, WATERY BATH. 438 00:19:09,542 --> 00:19:10,417 CHECK IT OUT! 439 00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:20,041 DOESN'T THAT LOOK FUN? 440 00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:21,542 [tires screech] 441 00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:22,875 WELL, MAKE UP YOUR MIND. 442 00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:27,583 IS IT WATER OR FIRE? 443 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:28,709 [cans clatter] 444 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,625 OKAY, GARY. 445 00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:32,709 IF YOU DON'T COME TO THE BATH, 446 00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:35,542 THEN THE BATH'S GONNA COME TO YOU. 447 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,583 THAT'S A GOOD BOY. 448 00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:42,750 NOW SUDS UP. 449 00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:44,375 [garbled meowing] 450 00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:53,291 - THAT WASN'T SO BAD, NOW WAS IT? 451 00:19:56,542 --> 00:19:58,875 OH, NOW WE GOT TO DRY YOU OFF. 452 00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:00,208 HUH. 453 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:02,458 UNFORTUNATELY, I COULDN'T FIND ANY SALT, 454 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,834 SO I'LL HAVE TO USE THE NEXT BEST THING. 455 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:13,375 THERE. DOESN'T THAT FEEL BETTER? 456 00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:15,208 OKAY. LET'S SEE. 457 00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:16,875 GARY'S EATEN, HE'S HAD HIS BATH. 458 00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:22,417 TIME TO WATCH THE TV! 459 00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:23,208 [snores] 460 00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:46,458 OH, SHEESH, GARY. 461 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,291 WELL, IF YOU WANTED ANOTHER BATH, 462 00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:50,125 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST ASK? 463 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,375 [meows] 464 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,041 - ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR OLD GRAMMA, GRAMMA ♪ 465 00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:01,250 ♪ GRAMMA ♪ 466 00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:02,959 ♪ THE BEST GRAMMA IN THE WORLD ♪ 467 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,208 ♪ GRAMMA, GRAMMA ♪ 468 00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:07,458 - OH, DEAR. LOOK AT ALL THOSE CANDLES. 469 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,417 WHY, IF I WERE ANY OLDER, 470 00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:12,750 WE'D BE IN DANGER OF BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE. 471 00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:14,709 [Gary meows, bell ringing] 472 00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:16,375 - GRAMMA, I GOT TO USE YOUR PHONE AGAIN. 473 00:21:16,417 --> 00:21:17,875 OH, GO AHEAD, DEAR. 474 00:21:17,917 --> 00:21:24,250 BUT THERE MAY NOT BE ANY CAKE LEFT WHEN YOU GET BACK. 475 00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:26,250 [laughs] 476 00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:28,125 [phone rings] 477 00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:30,250 SQUAREYPANTS HOUSE. 478 00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:32,125 - JUST CHECKING IN. EVERYTHING OKAY OVER THERE? 479 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,709 WHO IS THIS? 480 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,500 - IT'S SPONGEBOB. IS GARY ALL RIGHT? 481 00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:36,583 - OH, YEAH, HE-- 482 00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:40,333 - HE'S WHAT? HE'S WHAT, PATRICK? 483 00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:41,583 GARY IS WHAT? 484 00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:42,375 [both groaning] 485 00:21:42,417 --> 00:21:47,458 WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THEM? 486 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:48,792 THEY NEED MY HELP! 487 00:21:48,834 --> 00:21:51,375 GRAMMA! GRAMMA! 488 00:21:51,417 --> 00:21:53,542 HOLD ON, DEAR. 489 00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:55,542 JUST--JUST LET ME FINISH 490 00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:57,834 THESE LAST FEW CANDLES. 491 00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,125 I DID IT! 492 00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:12,500 OH, BUT-- OH, AM I TIRED. 493 00:22:15,041 --> 00:22:16,208 - OOH, BETTER GET YOU TO BED THEN. 494 00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:17,166 GOOD NIGHT, GRAMMA. 495 00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:18,917 WHAT A GOOD BOY. 496 00:22:18,959 --> 00:22:20,417 HANG ON, GARY! 497 00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:31,667 GARY! 498 00:22:31,709 --> 00:22:35,208 - [distant meow] - WHA--! WHAT'S THE MATTER, BUDDY? 499 00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:38,125 [meowing] 500 00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:41,542 - AH, READING PATRICK A BEDTIME STORY, I SEE. 501 00:22:41,583 --> 00:22:43,083 SNAIL TAILS. THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 502 00:22:43,125 --> 00:22:45,500 SNAIL TAILS? 503 00:22:45,542 --> 00:22:48,750 I THOUGHT IT WAS CALLED, "MEOW, MEOW, MEOW."