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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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<i>all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!</i>

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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<i>all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!</i>

5
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<i>♪ OHH... ♪</i>

6
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<i>♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE</i>
<i>UNDER THE SEA? ♪</i>

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<i>all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!</i>

8
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<i>- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW</i>
<i>AND POROUS IS HE ♪</i>

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<i>all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!</i>

10
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<i>- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE</i>
<i>BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪</i>

11
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<i>all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!</i>

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<i>- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK</i>
<i>AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪</i>

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- <i>all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!</i>
<i>- READY?</i>

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<i>all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!</i>

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<i>SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!</i>

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<i>SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!</i>

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{\an8}<i>SPONGEBOB</i>

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{\an8}<i>SQUAREPANTS!</i>

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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[lilting ukulele music]

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♪ ♪

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- HI, SQUIDWARD.
WHATCHA WATCHING?

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<i>- WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.</i>
- OH, IT'S A COMMERCIAL.

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<i>- THEY'RE NEW.</i>
<i>THEY'RE...</i>

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<i>SNAIL BITES!</i>

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OOH...

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- HERE, I'LL CHANGE
THE CHANNEL.

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DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL!

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{\an8}<i>- THAT'S RIGHT,</i>
<i>SNAIL BITES!</i>

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{\an8}<i>- [deep voice]</i>
<i>SNAIL BITES!</i>

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SNAIL BITES!

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[panting]

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{\an8}SNAIL BITES!

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SNAIL BITES!

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- [munch]
- SNAIL BITES!

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SNAIL BITES!

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{\an8}- [munch]
- SNAIL BITES!

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SNAIL BITES!

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SNAIL BITES.

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SNAIL BITES!

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{\an8}<i>- THEY'RE NEW.</i>
<i>THEY'RE...</i>

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<i>SNAIL BITES.</i>

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SNAIL BITES!

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<i>- [deep voice]</i>
<i>SNAIL BITES!</i>

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both: YOUR SNAIL WILL GO NUTS
FOR SNAIL BITES,

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AND SO WILL YOU!

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SNAIL BITES.

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- DID YOU SEE THAT,
SQUIDWARD?

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SNAIL BITES.

52
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GARY, I'M HOME.

53
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OH, GARY!

54
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YOU'VE GOT A BIG SURPRISE
COMING TO YOU.

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- MEOW.
- SNAIL BITES!

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- [box rattles]
- MEOW.

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THOSE SMELL GOOD?

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[munching]

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MEOW!

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- DOES SOMEBODY WANT
ANOTHER SNAIL BITE?

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CAN SOMEBODY ROLL OVER?
ROLL OVER.

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[panting]

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[munching]

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WE'LL HAVE SOME MORE
OF THESE A LITTLE LATER.

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- MEOW.
- MORE TREATS?

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MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.

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- WELL, I CAN'T SAY NO
TO MY WIDDLE<i> GARE-BEAR.</i>

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[squeaks]

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[munching]

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[munching]

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[munching]

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[munching]

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[munching]

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[airplane propellers droning]

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[munching]

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[munching]

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[munching]

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[engine revving]

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- MEOW. MEOW.
MEOW. MEOW.

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- GARY, THAT'S AN AWFUL LOT
OF SNAIL BITES FOR ONE EVENING.

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ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT MORE?

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[boing, boing, boing]

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WELL, I SUPPOSE
ONE MORE WOULDN'T HURT.

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OOPS, LOOKS LIKE THAT WAS
THAT LAST OF 'EM, GARY.

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WE'RE ALL OUT.

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[yawns]

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IT'S PROBABLY
FOR THE BEST.

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I'M GETTING PRETTY TIRED
ANYWAY.

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I THINK I'LL SKIP MY NIGHTLY
MOTIVATIONAL EXERCISES

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AND GO STRAIGHT TO BED.

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- MEOW. MEOW.
MEOW. MEOW.

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MEOW. M--

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[snoring]

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- MEOW. MEOW.
MEOW. MEOW.

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GARY, PLEASE!

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MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.

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- GARY WILSON JUNIOR,
I PROMISE YOU

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WE WILL GET YOU MORE TREATS
TOMORROW!

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NOW, PLEASE LET ME...
SLEEP!

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MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.

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MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.

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MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.

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MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!

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- GARY, IT IS 4:00
IN THE MORNING!

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WHAT, EXACTLY,
DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

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MEOW.

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[cricket chirping]

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GARY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

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SEE? THE PET STORE
WON'T BE OPEN FOR HOURS.

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NOT TO MENTION
IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE.

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CAN'T WE JUST GO HOME
AND COME BACK IN THE MORNING?

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- MEOW.
- WELL, I JUST CAN'T SAY NO

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TO MY WIDDLE<i> GARE-BEAR.</i>

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GOOD NIGHT, GARY.
[yawns]

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SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.

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- MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.
MEOW. MEOW.

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MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.

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MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.

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MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.

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EXCUSE ME...

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- PLEASE, I'M JUST
THE FLOOR MANAGER.

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THE CASHIER WON'T BE HERE
FOR ANOTHER HOUR.

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- DO YOU HAVE ANY
SNAIL BITES?

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WE NEED SOME SNAIL BITES.

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- MEOW.
- OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

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THOSE SOLD OUT
ALMOST IMMEDIATELY.

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MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

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[sighs, groans]

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OKAY, GARY, I'M OFF
TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.

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HOPE YOUR DAY WILL BE
AS FUN-FILLED AS MINE.

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WHOA! GARY?

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YEAH, SO I WILL
SEE YOU TONIGHT, GARY.

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RRRRRR.

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RRRRRR-RRRRR!

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- GARY, IS THAT A BOX
OF SNAIL BITES IN YOUR TEETH?

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[nervous chuckle]
THAT'S FUNNY,

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BECAUSE I THINK I JUST SAW
A HALF-FULL BOX IN THE KITCHEN.

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[door opens, shuts]

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[humming]

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- MEOW.
- HMM?

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MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.

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NORMALLY I'M SO SHY...

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- MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.
- HMM?

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MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.

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MEOW. MEOW.

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- GARY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

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[shouting]
YOU'RE CAUSING A SCENE!

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MEOW.

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- I KNOW,
YOU WANT MORE SNAIL BITES.

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BUT THE PET STORE WAS
COMPLETELY SOLD OUT OF THEM.

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- MEOW.
- I KNOW, GARY.

152
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- MEOW!
- GARY, I JUST SAID

153
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THE PET STORE WAS COMPLETELY
SOLD OUT OF SNAIL BITES!

154
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

155
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- WELL, YOU COULD TRY GOING
TO THE FACTORY

156
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WHERE THEY MAKE THEM.

157
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THANKS A LOT.

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- YOU'RE WHAT? - WE'RE CLOSED.
DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU?

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C-S-L-O-S-Z-E-D.

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<i>CL-OOOSED!</i>

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NOT ONLY THAT, BUT
THE VERY LAST BOX OF SNAIL BITES

162
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SHIPPED OUT DAYS AGO.

163
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THEY WERE SUCH A HIT,
THEY FLEW OUT OF THE STORES,

164
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AND NOW WE'VE RUN OUT
OF INGREDIENTS.

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FROM WHAT I HEAR,
THE OWNER EVEN DROPPED OUT

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OF THE SNAIL FOOD BUSINESS
ENTIRELY.

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YEAH, AND WHY WOULDN'T HE,
HUH?

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HE'S MADE HIS MONEY.

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- YOU SEE, GARY? THERE ARE NO MORE--
- I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE I WOULDN'T DO THE SAME THING

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IF I WERE IN HIS SHOES.

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SO YOU SEE, GARY...

172
00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,041
- WHY WOULD ANYONE GO ON
PUNISHING THEMSELVES

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JUST FOR THE SAKE OF THE
HAPPINESS OF A FEW PETS OR--

174
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- WOULD YOU MIND BEING QUIET
FOR A SECOND, PLEASE?

175
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SORRY.

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- GARY, THEY'RE
COMPLETELY SOLD OUT.

177
00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:15,125
THERE ARE NO MORE SNAIL BITES
LEFT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

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- AND THERE NEVER WILL BE.
- MEOW.

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- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO<i> DO,</i> GARY?

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TRAVEL THE EARTH CHECKING
EVERY PET STORE IN EXISTENCE

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TO SEE IF THEY HAPPEN TO HAVE
A BOX OF SNAIL BITES LEFT?

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IS THAT WHAT YOU<i> WANT!</i>

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MEOW.

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[dramatic music,
dialogue inaudible]

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♪ ♪

186
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[dialogue inaudible]

187
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- MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.
MEOW. MEOW.

188
00:09:13,041 --> 00:09:15,583
- GARY, TAKE A LOOK
AT THIS MAP.

189
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THIS IS A MAP OF EVERY PET STORE
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

190
00:09:18,375 --> 00:09:20,250
WE'VE BEEN TO EVERY SINGLE ONE
OF THEM, GARY.

191
00:09:20,291 --> 00:09:22,417
AND NOT ONE OF THEM HAS
THE TREATS YOU'RE AFTER.

192
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NOT...ONE.

193
00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:27,583
I CAN'T KEEP LOOKING,
GARY.

194
00:09:27,625 --> 00:09:29,125
I JUST CAN'T.

195
00:09:29,166 --> 00:09:31,125
MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.

196
00:09:31,166 --> 00:09:34,667
MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.
MEOW...

197
00:09:34,709 --> 00:09:37,583
- HEY, SPONGEBOB.
- MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW...

198
00:09:37,625 --> 00:09:40,250
- YOUR SNAIL'S STILL
MEOWING?

199
00:09:40,291 --> 00:09:43,709
I HAVE EXPERIENCE
WITH THESE SITUATIONS.

200
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:47,542
YOU'RE THE SPONGE.
HE IS THE SNAIL.

201
00:09:47,583 --> 00:09:51,375
YOU JUST HAVE TO SAY "NO"
IN A VERY FIRM VOICE.

202
00:09:51,417 --> 00:09:55,333
- BUT I DON'T WANT TO SAY NO
TO MY WIDDLE<i> GARE-BEAR.</i>

203
00:09:55,375 --> 00:09:57,041
I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY.

204
00:09:57,083 --> 00:10:00,166
- WELL, YOU GOTTA
BE FIRM, SPONGEBOB.

205
00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:03,959
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO KNOW
WHEN TO SAY NO.

206
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,583
WAIT, WAIT,
IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

207
00:10:06,625 --> 00:10:11,000
UM, YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW
WHEN TO SAY NO.

208
00:10:11,041 --> 00:10:12,583
YEAH, THAT'S IT.

209
00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:16,583
- BUT I DON'T KNOW<i> HOW</i>
TO SAY NO, PATRICK!

210
00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:20,208
- NO PROBLEM, SPONGEBOB.
YOU CAN PRACTICE ON ME.

211
00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:23,291
PRETEND I'M GARY,
AND TELL ME NO.

212
00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:25,792
- NNNNNNN...
I CAN'T!

213
00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,166
YOU'RE SO CUTE!

214
00:10:27,208 --> 00:10:30,959
- [panting]
DO IT, SPONGEBOB!

215
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,417
- NNNNNN...
- DO IT!

216
00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:36,250
- DO IT! DO IT! DO IT...
- NNNNNNN...

217
00:10:36,291 --> 00:10:38,041
[weakly]
NO.

218
00:10:38,083 --> 00:10:42,125
- STOP IT!
[sobbing]

219
00:10:42,166 --> 00:10:45,750
MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW...

220
00:10:45,792 --> 00:10:47,709
GARY, THIS WON'T BE EASY.

221
00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:50,208
BUT THE TIME HAS COME
WHEN I MUST SAY...

222
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:54,417
[gulps]
NNN...NNN...NNN--

223
00:10:54,458 --> 00:10:59,375
NNNN...OH, GARY!
IT'S A FRAMED PHOTO

224
00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:01,875
OF THE MOMENT I PICKED YOU OUT
AT THE POUND.

225
00:11:01,917 --> 00:11:04,041
I REMEMBER THAT DAY
LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.

226
00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:06,291
OH, AND A PHOTO OF THE TIME
YOU BUILT ME A CASTLE

227
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,917
MADE OF GLITTER
AND LOLLIPOPS.

228
00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:10,667
[sniffs]
GARY, THIS IS THE MOST SPECIAL--

229
00:11:10,709 --> 00:11:14,291
- OH. NICE TRY, GARY.
- MEOW.

230
00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:16,750
- GARE-BEAR, WE LOOKED
EVERYWHERE.

231
00:11:16,792 --> 00:11:18,875
THERE ARE NO MORE
SNAIL BITES.

232
00:11:18,917 --> 00:11:24,750
I'M SORRY, GARY,
BUT THE ANSWER IS...NO.

233
00:11:24,792 --> 00:11:27,500
MEOW.

234
00:11:29,709 --> 00:11:31,000
[snoring]

235
00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:39,333
- THIS LAST-KNOWN BOX OF SNAIL
BITES SURE IS DELICIOUS.

236
00:11:39,375 --> 00:11:43,583
HEY...IT'S EMPTY!

237
00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:47,250
<i>MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!</i>

238
00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:02,166
[trumpet fanfare]

239
00:12:02,208 --> 00:12:03,792
A HORN!

240
00:12:03,834 --> 00:12:05,625
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?

241
00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:08,875
♪ ♪

242
00:12:08,917 --> 00:12:10,709
- ATTEN--
[trumpet sustains high note]

243
00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:12,458
GRRRRR...

244
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:17,583
[trumpet stops, crash]

245
00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:20,542
ATTENTION,
KRUSTY KRAB PATRONS.

246
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:22,709
BEHOLD!

247
00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:24,917
IT'S A JAR OF SEEDS.

248
00:12:24,959 --> 00:12:26,625
BUN SEEDS.

249
00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:29,583
- TODAY ONLY,
THE KRUSTY KRAB PRESENTS

250
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:34,041
OUR FIRST ANNUAL
BUN SEED GUESSING CONTEST!

251
00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:36,500
GUESS HOW MANY SEEDS
ARE IN THE JAR,

252
00:12:36,542 --> 00:12:39,834
AND WIN A FR--FLL--PFF--
SORRY.

253
00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:43,417
A FR--FRE--
I'M TRYING TO GET--

254
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:46,000
A FR--FEEE--

255
00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:49,333
<i>FREEEE</i> KRABBY PATTY!

256
00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:51,500
all: OOH...

257
00:12:51,542 --> 00:12:55,125
- STEP RIGHT UP,
GUESS RIGHT, AND WIN!

258
00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:56,083
THEY'LL NEVER GUESS IT.

259
00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:58,500
- HMM.
THREE?

260
00:12:58,542 --> 00:13:01,125
NO. NEXT, PLEASE.

261
00:13:05,834 --> 00:13:07,000
42?

262
00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:10,458
NOPE.

263
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,959
[sniffing]

264
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,166
BILLIONS AND BILLIONS?

265
00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:15,291
NNNNN...NO.

266
00:13:19,709 --> 00:13:21,458
- BLUE.
- NO.

267
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,959
- MERMAIDMAN?
- THAT'S NOT EVEN A NUMBER.

268
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,583
AHEM. I HAVE A GUESS.

269
00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:27,959
[laughs]

270
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,166
- PLANKTON!
YOU DON'T GET TO GUESS.

271
00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:34,583
- HEY! WHAT?
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

272
00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:36,208
IT'S NOT FAIR.

273
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,667
- OOH, I'M SORRY,
BUT IT'S ME RESTAURANT,

274
00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:40,959
AND I CAN DO WHAT I PLEASE!

275
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,500
BESIDES, I KNOW YOU'LL TRY
TO ANALYZE THAT PATTY

276
00:13:43,542 --> 00:13:45,250
AND FIND OUT
ME SECRET FORMULA.

277
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:46,250
AAH...

278
00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:51,417
[Plankton crying out]

279
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:52,875
[inhales]

280
00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:54,583
[blows]

281
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:57,083
AAH...

282
00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:57,959
[splat]

283
00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:03,375
- YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS,
KRABS!

284
00:14:03,417 --> 00:14:05,959
I'M CALLIN'
THE BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU!

285
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,500
- YEAH, RIGHT. LIKE THEY WOULD
EVEN TAKE<i> YOUR</i> CALL.

286
00:14:09,542 --> 00:14:10,792
[laughs]

287
00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:15,458
- [phone line ringing]
- BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU.

288
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:18,000
- HELLO. YES,
I HAVE A COMPLAINT.

289
00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:19,458
[laughing]

290
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,417
THAT PLANKTON CRACKS ME UP.

291
00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:23,458
LIKE THE BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU
WOULD CARE

292
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,417
ABOUT MY DUMB CONTEST.

293
00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:27,834
[laughs,
helicopter approaches]

294
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:42,291
- I AM AGENT TWERP
OF THE BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU.

295
00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:44,291
ARE YOU THE PROPRIETOR
OF THIS...

296
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:46,959
AHEM...ESTABLISHMENT?

297
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,709
- EH, UH, NO.
HE'S OUT OF TOWN.

298
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,625
- OH, DON'T BE MODEST,
MR. KRABS.

299
00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:53,959
HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING
AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.

300
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,500
- HEH HEH...
NEW TRAINEE.

301
00:14:56,542 --> 00:14:59,875
- ACCORDING TO ARTICLE 57
OF THE GREASY SPOON CODE,

302
00:14:59,917 --> 00:15:04,291
ANY FAST FOOD CONTEST
MUST BE OPEN TO ALL CUSTOMERS,

303
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:07,417
NO MATTER HOW DIMINUTIVE
OR ANNOYING.

304
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:09,625
- AND I'M BOTH
OF THOSE THINGS!

305
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:12,625
YOU HAVE TO LET ME
GUESS NOW, KRABS.

306
00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:14,458
- I WON'T DO IT,
AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

307
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,709
PFFFT!

308
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,542
IF YOU REFUSE,

309
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,166
I'LL SHUT DOWN
THE KRUSTY KRAB.

310
00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:22,542
OH...FINE.

311
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,500
- THIS ROUND GOES
TO PLANKTON!

312
00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:26,166
HEE HEE HEE HEE!

313
00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:27,917
- GOLLY, MR. KRABS.
WHAT IF PLANKTON GUESSES RIGHT

314
00:15:27,959 --> 00:15:29,875
AND WINS A<i> KRABBY PATTY?</i>

315
00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:31,333
NO WORRIES.

316
00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:33,291
THAT NITWIT PLANKTON
HASN'T GOT A CHANCE.

317
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,917
HMM...

318
00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:38,792
[electric beeps]

319
00:15:45,542 --> 00:15:50,166
THERE ARE EXACTLY
FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND...

320
00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:52,208
THREE HUNDRED...

321
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:53,625
OOH, HE'S GETTING CLOSE.

322
00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:55,625
AND...ONE!

323
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:59,041
- [laughs]
WRONG!

324
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:02,041
IT'S FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND
THREE HUNDRED AND<i> NONE!</i>

325
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:04,917
YOU ARE ONE OVER THE MARK.
YOU LOSE.

326
00:16:04,959 --> 00:16:06,792
[laughs]

327
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:10,625
- HOLD ON. IT'S NOT OFFICIAL
UNLESS YOU COUNT THEM.

328
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:12,834
- HA HA HA HA!
YEAH!

329
00:16:15,959 --> 00:16:19,458
500,298, 500,299...

330
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:24,333
500,300.

331
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:25,959
I WIN!

332
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,291
[laughs]

333
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:31,291
- EH...PFFFT!
- HOLD ON.

334
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:34,250
THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE LID.

335
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:35,875
YOU MISSED A BUN SEED,
MR. KRABS.

336
00:16:35,917 --> 00:16:40,667
PLANKTON WAS RIGHT.

337
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,041
YES!

338
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:44,875
- I NOW COMMAND YOU
TO GIVE MR. PLANKTON

339
00:16:44,917 --> 00:16:46,583
HIS PRIZE.

340
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:48,333
YOU HEARD HIM,
KRABS.

341
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,542
GIVE ME A KRABBY PATTY.

342
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:52,208
- I CAN'T.
- WHAT?

343
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,875
- SPONGEBOB NEEDS
TO CLEAN THE GRILL FIRST.

344
00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,709
I CLEANED IT THIS MORNING.

345
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:03,000
- EHH, DOESN'T YOUR SPATULA
NEED ALIGNING OR SOMETHING?

346
00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:04,917
- NOPE, SHE'S PERFECTLY
ALIGNED.

347
00:17:04,959 --> 00:17:06,500
DRAT YOUR EFFICIENCY!

348
00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:09,041
UH, HEH HEH...
OH, YEAH!

349
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:11,750
I CAN'T SERVE YOUR PATTY
UNTIL AFTER THE SHOW.

350
00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:12,834
WHAT SHOW?

351
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:15,709
THE SHOW THAT COMES

352
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:20,166
WITH THE FREE KRABBY PATTY.
SEE?

353
00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:22,959
- OH, COME ON!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

354
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:27,041
- IT CLEARLY SAYS
"AND A SHOW.",

355
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:28,250
I'LL ALLOW IT.

356
00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:29,083
DRAT!

357
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:37,166
IS THIS PART OF
"THE SHOW"?

358
00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:40,375
- NO, THIS ISN'T PART
OF<i> THE SHOW.</i>

359
00:17:40,417 --> 00:17:43,750
- HMM.
SUCH LOVELY FILIGREE.

360
00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:46,000
- WOULDN'T YOU AGREE?
- EHH!

361
00:17:49,041 --> 00:17:50,458
PUPPETS!

362
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:53,917
- ONCE UPON A TIME
THERE WAS A HAPPY PATTY LADDIE.

363
00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:55,667
<i>♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪</i>

364
00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:57,834
<i>♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAA ♪</i>

365
00:17:57,875 --> 00:17:59,375
HE WAS BELOVED BY ALL

366
00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:01,667
THE GOOD-HEARTED PEOPLE
OF THE WORLD.

367
00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:05,250
ALAS, THERE IS ALSO
A VILLAIN IN THIS STORY

368
00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:07,500
BY THE NAME OF PL--
FLANKTON!

369
00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:09,709
BOO! HISS!

370
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:13,625
- SO ONE DAY, WHEN THE LAD WAS
MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS,

371
00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:16,875
FLANKTON STRUCK
AND TOOK A HUGE BITE

372
00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:19,667
OUT OF THE LADDIE'S FACE.

373
00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:23,625
AAH! AAH!

374
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:27,542
AAH!
OH MY FACE!

375
00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:29,875
OH, MY FACE!

376
00:18:29,917 --> 00:18:34,041
- OH, MY...
- OKAY, WE GET IT ALREADY!

377
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:37,333
UNFORTUNATELY FOR FLANKTON,

378
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,458
THE PATTY DIDN'T
SIT WELL WITH HIM,

379
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:43,083
AND HE WAS SO EVIL,

380
00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:49,500
IT CAUSED HIM TO BLOAT
SOMETHING FIERCE...

381
00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:53,208
UNTIL EVENTUALLY,
HE POPPED.

382
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:54,667
THE END.

383
00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:59,375
OH,<i> BRAVO!</i> BRAVO.

384
00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:01,792
WHY DOES THE PUPPET GET
TO EAT A CRABBY PATTY

385
00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:03,417
AND I DON'T?

386
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:04,583
AND WHY AREN'T<i> YOU</i>
IN THE KITCHEN

387
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:05,834
COOKING MY PATTY?

388
00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,500
ALL RIGHT, SPONGEBOB,

389
00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:09,291
WE CAN'T STALL THEM
ANY LONGER.

390
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:11,166
MAKE A GOOD ONE, LADDIE.

391
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:13,542
THIS MAY BE THE LAST PATTY
YOU'LL EVER COOK.

392
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:16,458
- I'LL DO MY BEST, SIR.
[crying]

393
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:22,125
[crying]

394
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:24,375
PSST. I GOT A PLAN.

395
00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:26,208
YOU KEEP THAT BLASTED
BUREAUCRAT BUSY.

396
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,917
- UH, EXCUSE ME,
MR. AGENT, SIR,

397
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,166
WHILE WE'RE WAITING,

398
00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:33,083
PERHAPS I COULD
DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION

399
00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:37,625
TO...OH...TO THE MANY CODE
VIOLATIONS YOU'LL FIND

400
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,208
IF YOU TURN THIS WAY--
IT'S A DEATH TRAP.

401
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:54,834
[grunting]

402
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:01,083
THERE WE GO.
[toilet flushes]

403
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:03,500
WHEW. THAT TAKES CARE
OF THAT.

404
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:08,458
AND IN THREE, TWO, ONE...

405
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,500
- MR. KRABS!
- SPONGEBOB.

406
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,625
- MR. KRABS, IT'S AWFUL!
WE'RE ALL OUT OF BUNS.

407
00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:15,208
NO BUNS?

408
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:17,250
DRAT THE LUCK!

409
00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:19,458
- GOT A DELIVERY FOR THE KRUSTY KRAB.
WHERE DO YOU WANT I SHOULD PUT THESE BUNS?

410
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:22,375
- HA! GOOD THING
I ORDERED US EXTRA, BU--

411
00:20:22,417 --> 00:20:26,333
FOR THE CONTEST...CROWD.

412
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:28,667
[inhales]

413
00:20:28,709 --> 00:20:31,417
[playing<i> Taps]</i>

414
00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:38,208
♪ ♪

415
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:42,041
FINALLY, AT LONG LAST!

416
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:45,083
THE KRABBY PATTY IS MINE!

417
00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:46,834
GO AHEAD AND
WRAP THAT UP, SON.

418
00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:48,458
I'LL TAKE IT TO GO.

419
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:51,458
- ONE KRABBY PATTY TO GO.
HERE YOU ARE.

420
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,417
OH, NO YOU DON'T!

421
00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:55,417
YOU HAVE TO EAT IT
ON THE PREMISES.

422
00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:58,458
THEM'S THE RULES.

423
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,291
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS.

424
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:04,083
- SO?
- OKAY, OKAY, I WILL!

425
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:06,875
AAAUUU...

426
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:11,125
I BID YOU GOOD DAY, SIR.

427
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:15,542
- YOU GOTTA SWALLOW IT HERE,
ON THE PREMISES.

428
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:16,959
OH, COME ON.

429
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,041
I'LL ALLOW IT.

430
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:21,041
FINE!

431
00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:24,250
[gulp, panting]

432
00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:27,709
CAN I GO NOW?

433
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,917
YAAAAAAH!

434
00:21:29,959 --> 00:21:31,959
EEEEEEHHH!

435
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,417
KAREN, QUICK!

436
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:36,291
YOU GOTTA CUT THIS KRABBY PATTY
OUT OF ME, STAT!

437
00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:38,166
- BUT WHAT ABOUT
ANESTHETIC?

438
00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:41,333
- THERE'S NO TIME.
I CAN FEEL IT DIGESTING.

439
00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:44,333
- WHATEVER YOU SAY, DEAR.
HOLD STILL.

440
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:46,417
- <i>THIS MAY PINCH A LITTLE.</i>
<i>- AAAAAAAH!</i>

441
00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:49,709
- UH, MR. KRABS?
- WHAT IS IT, LAD?

442
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:51,208
TAKE A LOOK.

443
00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:53,500
- KEEP IT MOVING.
NICE AND ORDERLY.

444
00:21:53,542 --> 00:21:56,917
- HEY, EUGENE,
YOU WANT A FREE KRABBY PATTY?

445
00:21:56,959 --> 00:22:00,959
JUST GUESS HOW MANY CUSTOMERS
I CAN FIT INTO THE CHUM BUCKET! - AAH!

446
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,417
I FEEL TERRIBLE.

447
00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:04,500
THE PATTY TASTES LIKE
STOMACH ACID.

448
00:22:04,542 --> 00:22:05,875
[gags]

449
00:22:05,917 --> 00:22:09,166
- YEAH, IT TASTES LIKE
ASPIRIN AND CARROTS!

450
00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:12,291
UGH! GET IT OFF.
GET IT OFF!

451
00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:14,083
[all screaming]

452
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,291
WAIT. COME BACK!

453
00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:19,208
OH, COME ON, KAREN!
WHAT HAPPENED?

454
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:20,750
- I JUST DID
WHAT YOU ASKED.

455
00:22:20,792 --> 00:22:22,917
I ANALYZED THE CONTENTS
OF YOUR STOMACH,

456
00:22:22,959 --> 00:22:25,083
AND USED THEM TO SYNTHESIZE
A KRABBY PATTY.

457
00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:27,083
[laughs]

458
00:22:27,125 --> 00:22:29,959
IT WARMS ME HEART
TO SEE THAT LITTLE TWERP FAIL.

459
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,083
OKAY, BOY-O,
FUN TIME'S OVER.

460
00:22:32,125 --> 00:22:34,291
NOW GO FISH THEM BUNS
OUT OF THE TOILET.

461
00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:36,417
OH, YEAH, AND PUT THESE SEEDS
BACK ON 'EM.

462
00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:39,792
- THAT'S MY KRABS!
[laughs]