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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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<i>all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!</i>

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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<i>all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!</i>

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<i>♪ OHH... ♪</i>

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<i>♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE</i>
<i>UNDER THE SEA? ♪</i>

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<i>all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!</i>

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<i>- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW</i>
<i>AND POROUS IS HE ♪</i>

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<i>all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!</i>

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<i>- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE</i>
<i>BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪</i>

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<i>all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!</i>

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<i>- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK</i>
<i>AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪</i>

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- <i>all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!</i>
<i>- READY?</i>

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<i>all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!</i>

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<i>SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!</i>

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<i>SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ SPONGEBOB ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ SQUAREPANTS ♪</i>

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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<i>- ♪ GOING TO WORK</i>
<i>GOING TO WORK ♪</i>

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<i>♪ GOING TO WORK ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'M GOING TO WORK ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'M GOING TO WORK ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'M GOING TO WORK</i>
<i>I'M GOING TO WORK ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'M GOING TO WORK</i>
<i>I'M GOING TO WORK ♪</i>

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<i>♪ GOING TO WORK</i>
<i>GO, GOING TO WORK ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'M CROSSING THE STREET</i>
<i>CROSSING THE STREET ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'M CROSSING THE STREET</i> <i>CROSSING THE-- ♪</i>
WHA--? <i>- [sobbing]</i>

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- WHY, I'D RECOGNIZE
THAT SOUND ANYWHERE.

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IT'S THE SOUND OF HORRIBLE,
CROAKING SOBBING.

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- OH, NEPTUNE,
WHY, OH, WHY?

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- PLANKTON?
- NO, PLEASE.

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I TOLD YOU
I'D GET THE MONEY.

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PLEASE, I...
OH, IT'S YOU.

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- PLANKTON, WHAT'S
GOT YOU SO UPSET?

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I COULD HEAR YOU
FROM THREE BLOCKS AWAY.

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OH, THAT.

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IT'S THIS DOOMSDAY DEVICE
I INVENTED.

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IT JUST DOESN'T DO
WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO.

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- DOOMSDAY DEVICE?
WELL, WHAT'S IT SUPPOSED TO DO?

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- WELL, IT'S SUPPOSED
TO UPSET THE EARTH'S AXIS,

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CAUSING A CHAIN REACTION
WITH TYPHOONS, EARTHQUAKES,

45
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- ETCETERA, ETCETERA.
- SO WHAT DOES IT DO INSTEAD?

46
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- IT JUST SPARKS
AND FALLS APART.

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- SPARKS AND FALLS APART?
- YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?

48
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- NO, NO, I BELIEVE YOU!
I--I...

49
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BELIEVE YOU.

50
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OH, WHAT'S THE USE?

51
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EVERY DAY
THE SAME OLD THING.

52
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LIFE IS AN ENDLESS SUCCESSION
OF FAILURES AND DISAPPOINTMENTS.

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- WELL, LOOK ON
THE BRIGHT SIDE, PLANKTON.

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IF ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS
FINALLY CAME TRUE,

55
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THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING
LEFT TO LOOK FORWARD TO.

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- WELL, I DIDN'T THINK
I COULD FEEL ANY WORSE,

57
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BUT AT LEAST I KNOW NOW
THAT ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE.

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PLANKTON, WAIT.

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- WAIT. WAIT.
- I'M WAITING.

60
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- MAYBE WHAT YOU NEED
IS TO JOIN A CLUB OR SOMETHING.

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MEET NEW PEOPLE.
YOU KNOW, MAKE SOME FRIENDS.

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HMM, YES, YES.

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ARE YOU SUGGESTING I FORGE
AN EVIL ALLIANCE?

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- UM, SOMETHING
LIKE THAT--

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- THAT IS AN
EXCELLENT IDEA.

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BUT WHERE WOULD SOMEONE
LIKE ME FIND NEW FRIENDS?

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- WELL, USUALLY WHEN I'M TRYING
TO FIND SOMETHING,

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I JUST LOOK IT UP
IN THE PHONE BOOK.

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- [grunting]
OH, GREAT, THANKS.

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[straining]
NOW LET'S SEE HERE...

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AH, HERE WE GO.
"EVIL VILLAIN FOR HIRE."

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"CALL MAN RAY.
NO JOB TOO DIABOLICAL."

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- MAN RAY? BUT HE'S ONE
OF BIKINI BOTTOM'S

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MOST NOTORIOUS
SUPER VILLAINS.

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ARCH-NEMESIS OF FAMED TELEVISION
SUPERHEROES MERMAID MAN

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AND BARNACLE BOY...
AND HE'S IN THE PHONE BOOK?

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- [cackling]
- PLANKTON.

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YOU WERE LOOKING UNDER "FIENDS,"
NOT "FRIENDS."

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OH, I KNOW, SPONGEBOB.

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I KNOW.

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[laughing]

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[laughing]

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both: [laughing]

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[chortling]

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MAN RAY, WE MEET
AT LONG LAST.

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AND WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT
TO FIND YOU HERE,

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WORKING A PART-TIME JOB
RESTOCKING VENDING MACHINES?

88
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THAT'S VERY CLEVER, MAN RAY,
VERY CLEVER.

89
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AND NOW LET US JOIN
IN EVIL ALLIANCE.

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HAVE WE MET?

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- [laughing] DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE.

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I, PLANKTON, KNOW
OF A SECRET FORMULA.

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A FORMULA THAT HOLDS
THE SECRET.

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THE OH-SO-PRECIOUS SECRET
OF THE KRUSTY KRAB,

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AND HE WHO CONTROLS
THE KRUSTY KRAB

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CONTROLS BIKINI BOTTOM.

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ONCE THAT FORMULA
IS IN OUR POSSESSION, WE...

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- [grunting]
I'M LISTENING.

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- THEN TOGETHER
WE WILL STEAL THE FORMULA,

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CRUSH MR. KRABS,
AND RULE THE WORLD!

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[cackling]

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[whistling]

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OOH?

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PLANKTON!

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- OH, DON'T
MIND ME, KRABS.

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I'M JUST TAKING
A FEW MEASUREMENTS.

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I WANT TO MAKE SURE
THERE'S ENOUGH ROOM

108
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TO INSTALL A HOT TUB WHEN
I ASSUME OWNERSHIP OF THIS DUMP.

109
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BUT BEFORE YOU TOSS ME OUT
LIKE YESTERDAY'S GARBAGE,

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THERE'S SOMEONE
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET.

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COME ON OUT, PARTNER.

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- PARTNER? THAT'S THE SILLIEST
THING YOU'VE EVER...

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AAH! AAH! AAH!

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- I WANT YOU TO SAY HELLO
TO MY NEW PARTNER

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AND YOUR NEW OVERLORD...
MAN RAY.

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HELLO.

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AAH!

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- HMM, WAS IT
SOMETHING I SAID?

119
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- HANG ONTO YOUR HATS
AND GLASSES!

120
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DOOM IS UPON US...

121
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AND IT'S DRESSED
IN A RED LEOTARD!

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MR. KRABS!

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YOU SAID TO HANG
ONTO YOUR GLASSES,

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BUT ALL I COULD FIND WERE THESE
EXTRA-LARGE MILKSHAKE CUPS.

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DO THESE COUNT?

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- NEVER MIND THAT NOW.
I WANT YOU TO GO UP TO THE ROOF

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AND LIGHT
THE MERMAID MAN

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AND BARNACLE BOY
EMERGENCY SEARCHLIGHT.

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- MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY
EMERGENCY SEARCHLIGHT?

130
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OH, WHAT FOR?

131
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- BECAUSE WE'RE HAVING
AN EMERGENCY!

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OH, AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

133
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- IT LOOKS LIKE KRABS
ISN'T AS FOOLISH AS I THOUGHT.

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HE'S BOARDED UP
THE FRONT ENTRANCE.

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I THINK YOU KNOW
WHAT WE NEED TO DO NOW.

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RIGHT, OF COURSE.

137
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- YOU CAN RELAX NOW, SQUIDWARD.
THEY'RE NOT GETTING IN.

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NEVER MIND.

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- WHERE IS IT?
WHERE IS IT?

140
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THAT SEARCHLIGHT COULD
BE ANYWHERE UP HERE.

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OH, THERE.

142
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YES, MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE
BOY WILL BE HERE IN NO TIME.

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I GUESS THIS IS ONLY GOOD
FOR NIGHTTIME EMERGENCIES.

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[panting]

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HELP! HELP!

146
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MUST FIND MERMAID MAN...
BARNACLE BOY.

147
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MAN RAY! KRUSTY KRAB!
TAKING OVER!

148
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SORRY, KID.

149
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THIS IS A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY,
NOT AN INSANE ASYLUM.

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[snoring]

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[slurping]

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- [gasping]
[knocking]

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HUH? DO YOU HEAR THAT?

154
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- PROBABLY THAT OLD
AIR CONDITIONER ACTING UP.

155
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I'LL FIX IT.

156
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YOU OLD PIECE OF JUNK.

157
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YEP, THAT MUST'VE BEEN IT.

158
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IT'S NOT MAKING
THAT SOUND ANYMORE.

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- WELL, WELL, WELL,
THE KRUSTY KRAB IS FINALLY OURS.

160
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NOW WE CAN TAKE THE SECRET
FORMULA AND RULE THE WORLD.

161
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HAND IT OVER, EUGENE.

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- NO WAY. YOU'LL NEVER
KNOW THE SECRET

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OF MAKING
KRABBY PATTIES.

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WAIT A MINUTE.

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I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS
WAS THE SECRET FORMULA

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FOR WORLD DOMINATION.

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- THERE'S A
DIRECT CORRELATION.

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DOMINATION IN
THE FAST FOOD MARKETPLACE

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LEADS TO TOTAL
WORLD CONTROL.

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MAYBE YOU NEED
TO TASTE A KRABBY PATTY.

171
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THEN YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.

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YOU, THERE. BRING US A COUPLE
OF KRABBY PATTIES A.S.A.P.

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SQUIDWARD.

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- SQUIDWARD.
- HUH?

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I DON'T GET PAID
ENOUGH FOR THIS.

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HMM.

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GOOD AFTERNOON.

178
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AFTERNOON, SIR.

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[panting]

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[music playing]

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OOH.

182
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MERMAID MAN,
BARNACLE BOY!

183
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MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?

184
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OF COURSE.

185
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I'M SORRY, BUT I'M GONNA
HAVE TO EXCUSE MYSELF.

186
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- I-I...
- HI, HANDSOME.

187
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- DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?
- CERTAINLY.

188
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- HANDS OFF,
I SAW HIM FIRST.

189
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- THAT'S WHAT
YOU THINK, SISTER.

190
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- IT'S MY TURN.
- I SAW HIM FIRST.

191
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- NO, I SAW HIM FIRST.
- I WANT TO DANCE.

192
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- MERMAID MAN!
BARNACLE BOY!

193
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- I MEAN, I REALLY NEVER LIKED
THESE THINGS ANYWAY.

194
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AAH! MERMAID MAN!

195
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AH, HERE WE GO.

196
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- TWO KRABBY PATTIES.
ENJOY YOUR MEAL.

197
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- OH, WE WILL.
WE'LL ENJOY IT A LOT, SLAVE.

198
00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:06,500
[gobbling]

199
00:09:06,542 --> 00:09:08,208
- [belches]
- WELL...

200
00:09:08,250 --> 00:09:11,375
NOW THAT YOU'VE EXPERIENCED
A KRABBY PATTY FIRSTHAND,

201
00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:14,208
ARE YOU READY TO ASSUME CONTROL
OF THE SECRET FORMULA

202
00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:15,834
AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD?

203
00:09:15,875 --> 00:09:18,792
- MMM, IT CERTAINLY
WAS TASTY.

204
00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:21,041
BUT I THINK I NEED
TO TRY ANOTHER ONE

205
00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:22,583
BEFORE I KNOW FOR SURE.

206
00:09:22,625 --> 00:09:25,250
- HEY, THAT ONE WAS MINE!
- [belches]

207
00:09:25,291 --> 00:09:28,417
WELL, ARE YOU SATISFIED?

208
00:09:28,458 --> 00:09:31,000
CAN WE GET ON
WITH OUR LIVES NOW?

209
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- HMM, SATISFIED?
NOT QUITE.

210
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I THINK THIS WILL REQUIRE
ANOTHER HELPING OF RESEARCH.

211
00:09:38,375 --> 00:09:39,875
UH, YOU, THERE.

212
00:09:39,917 --> 00:09:43,041
ANOTHER PLATTER OF YOUR FINEST
KRABBY PATTIES, PLEASE.

213
00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,166
[groaning]

214
00:09:45,208 --> 00:09:47,667
- MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY!
MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY!

215
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MERMAID MAN AND...WHOA!

216
00:09:49,834 --> 00:09:51,917
AAH!

217
00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,709
- WHAT THE...
- IS NAPTIME OVER ALREADY?

218
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- COME QUICK!
KRUSTY KRAB IS IN DIRE STRAITS!

219
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PLANKTON AND MAN RAY
TEAMED UP,

220
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AND BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...
[babbling]

221
00:10:00,291 --> 00:10:02,542
- THIS MUST BE
ONE OF THE NEW GUYS.

222
00:10:02,583 --> 00:10:04,041
- WELL, KID, WE'D LIKE
TO HELP OUT,

223
00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:05,709
BUT WE CAN'T JUST YET.

224
00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:06,917
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU CAN'T?

225
00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:08,875
- WELL, WE JUST WOKE UP
FROM OUR NAP.

226
00:10:08,917 --> 00:10:13,166
- AND AFTER NAPTIME IS WHEN THEY
USUALLY SERVE ICE CREAM.

227
00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:16,834
- SO IN THE MEANTIME, UH, YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE TO BE YOUR OWN HERO.

228
00:10:16,875 --> 00:10:19,166
- UNLESS YOU WANT
TO WAIT FOR ICE CREAM TOO.

229
00:10:21,917 --> 00:10:23,041
[panting]

230
00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:24,750
- SPONGEBOB,
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

231
00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,333
I'VE BEEN COVERING FOR YOU
ON THE GRILL

232
00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,291
FOR THE PAST THREE HOURS.

233
00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,625
MY ARM FEELS LIKE
IT'S GONNA SNAP IN HALF.

234
00:10:30,667 --> 00:10:32,375
[gobbling]

235
00:10:32,417 --> 00:10:34,625
IT'S THAT GUY IN RED.

236
00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,750
HE'S A REALLY
HIGH-MAINTENANCE CUSTOMER.

237
00:10:36,792 --> 00:10:40,291
- CAN WE PLEASE STEAL
THE SECRET FORMULA NOW?

238
00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:42,041
PRETTY PLEASE, MAN RAY?

239
00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:43,917
I MUST HAVE MORE.

240
00:10:43,959 --> 00:10:45,542
BRING ME MORE
KRABBY PATTIES.

241
00:10:45,583 --> 00:10:49,625
BRING MORE
KRABBY PATTIES!

242
00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:51,083
STAND ASIDE, SQUIDWARD.

243
00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:52,834
I'M GONNA BE
MY OWN HERO.

244
00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:57,667
THANK YOU, SIR.
ENJOY YOUR MEAL.

245
00:10:57,709 --> 00:11:01,458
- AT LAST.
[gobbling]

246
00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,250
ALL RIGHT, FINE.

247
00:11:03,291 --> 00:11:06,500
I'LL JUST STEAL
THE SECRET FORMULA MYSELF.

248
00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:10,000
OH, AND MAN RAY?
THIS FRIENDSHIP IS OVER.

249
00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:14,291
[belching]

250
00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:16,917
NO, NO, NO MORE.

251
00:11:16,959 --> 00:11:20,834
CAN'T. EAT.
ANOTHER...

252
00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:22,500
THERE HE IS.

253
00:11:24,125 --> 00:11:29,083
ALL RIGHT, MAN RAY.
LUNCHTIME'S OVER.

254
00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:32,250
- WHAT? HOW DID YOU TWO
KNOW I WAS HERE?

255
00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:34,583
- A LITTLE SPONGE
TOLD US.

256
00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:37,542
- THIS WASN'T
SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.

257
00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:40,792
- HERE YOU GO, PLANKTON.
- WHAT'S THIS?

258
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:44,166
- IT'S THE BILL.
FOR YOUR PARTNER.

259
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:46,834
all: [laughing]

260
00:11:59,792 --> 00:12:01,875
<i>JUST CLOCK OUT ALREADY.</i>

261
00:12:01,917 --> 00:12:04,083
I'M TRYING, SQUIDWARD.

262
00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:07,625
BUT CLOCKING OUT IS THE MOST
UPSETTING PART OF THE DAY.

263
00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:09,166
AT LEAST SOON
I'LL BE HOME,

264
00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:10,917
<i>WHERE I CAN RELIVE ALL</i>
<i>THE WONDERFUL MOMENTS</i>

265
00:12:10,959 --> 00:12:12,125
<i>FROM MY DAY AT WORK.</i>

266
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,583
I'M ALL OVER IT,
BOSS MAN.

267
00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:17,625
- ORDER UP, GARE-WARD.
- [meowing]

268
00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,583
- IT'S JUST SO HARD
TO LEAVE,

269
00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:22,166
EVEN FOR ONE NIGHT.

270
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:26,041
I BEG TO DIFFER.

271
00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:28,000
I MEAN, JUST LOOK
AT THIS PLACE.

272
00:12:28,041 --> 00:12:29,875
IT'S DISGUSTING.

273
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,291
NOT TO MENTION
OUR CHEAP BOSS.

274
00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:36,333
- WHOO-HOO! GOT IT.

275
00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:37,792
HEY, WHO ARE YOU
CALLING CHEAP?

276
00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:41,458
- THE GUY WHO WON'T EVEN SPRING
FOR A DOORMAT.

277
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:44,000
- OH, GIVE ME A BREAK,
MR. COMPLAINS-A-LOT.

278
00:12:44,041 --> 00:12:47,250
AS IF YOU WOULD KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT RUNNING A RESTAURANT.

279
00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:48,750
[laughing]

280
00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:50,709
- WELL, IF I DID
RUN A RESTAURANT,

281
00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:53,542
MY EXQUISITE TASTE
AND GOURMET KNOW-HOW

282
00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:56,208
WOULD HAVE CUSTOMERS WAITING
IN LINE FOR YEARS

283
00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:57,291
JUST TO GET A TABLE.

284
00:12:57,333 --> 00:13:02,125
[laughing]

285
00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:06,417
[chortling]
SEE YOU FELLOWS TOMORROW.

286
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:09,583
GOURMET KNOW-HOW.
[laughing]

287
00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:10,917
LAUGH IT UP.

288
00:13:10,959 --> 00:13:12,625
MY KNOWLEDGE
AND INTELLIGENCE

289
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:15,750
COULD MAKE EVEN
THE CHUM BUCKET A SUCCESS.

290
00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:17,875
HEY. HEY!

291
00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:20,166
HEY!

292
00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:21,750
I'M YELLING OVER HERE!

293
00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:30,375
- OUCH, OOH, I THINK
I PICKED UP A TICK.

294
00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:32,166
PLANKTON,
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

295
00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:35,000
- WELL, I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU UP
ON YOUR OFFER

296
00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:37,291
TO MAKE THE CHUM BUCKET
A SUCCESS.

297
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:40,250
- OH, I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THAT.

298
00:13:40,291 --> 00:13:42,333
- I DON'T
VALUE YOU AT ALL.

299
00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:44,458
I'LL DO IT.

300
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:47,333
- DON'T YOU THINK THAT WORKING
AT THE CHUM BUCKET

301
00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:50,333
AND THE KRUSTY KRAB IS A
CONFLICT OF INTEREST, SQUIDWARD?

302
00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:52,834
- GEE, SPONGEBOB,
I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT.

303
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,166
YOU'RE RIGHT.

304
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,709
I QUIT.

305
00:13:56,750 --> 00:14:01,083
ICK, A BIT INDUSTRIAL,
BUT I CAN MAKE IT WORK.

306
00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:05,000
YOU CALL THIS A KITCHEN?

307
00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:07,208
WE SHOULD START
BY TEARING OUT THIS WALL

308
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:11,041
SO THE CHEF IS VISIBLE
TO HIS ADORING FANS.

309
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:13,959
GREAT, TWO MEGALOMANIACS.

310
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,625
- I DON'T SEE ANY USE
FOR ALL THESE OLD CLAPTRAPS.

311
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:18,625
WE SHOULD JUST
BREAK THEM DOWN FOR PARTS.

312
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:21,959
- BUT--BUT THAT'S MY CHUM-FUELED
ANTENNAE MASSAGER.

313
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,917
- OH, I'M SORRY,
REMIND ME...

314
00:14:24,959 --> 00:14:26,792
WHO'S IN COMPLETE CREATIVE
CONTROL HERE?

315
00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:29,750
- ANYONE CAN COME IN
AND REDECORATE, PAL.

316
00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:31,125
BUT YOU STILL
HAVEN'T PROVEN

317
00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:32,917
HOW YOU'RE GONNA
MAKE CHUM EDIBLE.

318
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:36,041
- SO I GUESS THE PROOF IS
IN THE PUDDING, THEN, ISN'T IT?

319
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,458
- YOU'RE MAKING
CHUM PUDDING?

320
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:40,834
- I'M MAKING
CHUM FRICASSEE.

321
00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:42,500
- FRICA-WHAT?

322
00:14:42,542 --> 00:14:45,709
- SEE, PLANKTON, THERE'S A TRICK
TO MAKING CHUM EDIBLE.

323
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:48,000
[sniffing]

324
00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:49,458
WE JUST GOT TO FOLLOW

325
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:52,125
GRANDMA TENTACLES'S
SECRET FRICASSEE RECIPE.

326
00:14:52,166 --> 00:14:55,875
- SECRET RECIPE, YOU SAY, EH?
WHAT'S IN IT?

327
00:14:55,917 --> 00:14:58,041
- NICE TRY,
TINY CYCLOPS.

328
00:14:58,083 --> 00:14:59,917
YOU WON'T GET GRANDMA'S
DELICATE MIX

329
00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:02,583
OF SEASONINGS AND SPICES
THAT EASILY.

330
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:05,583
BUT PREPARATION
CANNOT BE RUSHED.

331
00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:09,208
EACH BATCH MUST SIMMER
FOR EXACTLY 24 HOURS.

332
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:10,959
24 HOURS LATER.

333
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,750
[snoring]

334
00:15:12,792 --> 00:15:15,250
WHO TOOK MY BLUE
BLANKY? HUH?

335
00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:19,583
THIS IS THE SECRET STUFF?
DOESN'T LOOK VERY PROMISING.

336
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:21,917
- OH, JUST
TASTE IT ALREADY.

337
00:15:21,959 --> 00:15:25,709
- [sniffing] WELL, THE SMELL
DOESN'T MAKE ME RETCH.

338
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:33,375
HEY, THAT
AIN'T BAD AT ALL.

339
00:15:33,417 --> 00:15:35,500
IT'S ACTUALLY AMAZING.

340
00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:43,917
THIS IS GOLD
IN THE FORM OF CHUM.

341
00:15:43,959 --> 00:15:49,500
SQUIDWARD, MY FRIEND, YOU'LL BE
THE TOAST OF BIKINI BOTTOM.

342
00:15:49,542 --> 00:15:52,917
THIS RECIPE IS GOING
TO MAKE YOU A STAR.

343
00:15:52,959 --> 00:15:54,834
A STAR.

344
00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:57,500
A STAR.

345
00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,583
HELLO, HUNGRY EATERS.

346
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,875
IT'S TIME FOR
<i>FLAVORS OF THE BOTTOM,</i>

347
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:04,959
A DELECTABLE LOOK AT DINING OUT
IN BIKINI BOTTOM,

348
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,583
WITH YOUR HOST
PERCH PERKINS.

349
00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:09,542
- HEY, ALL YOU
BOTTOM FEEDERS.

350
00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:11,333
IF YOU'VE ALREADY EATEN,
WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT

351
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:13,166
TO MAKE ROOM
FOR SECONDS,

352
00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:15,834
'CAUSE WE'RE TASTING BIKINI
BOTTOM'S SENSATIONAL

353
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:18,792
NEW UPSCALE EATERY,
LE CHUM BUCKET.

354
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:21,291
LOOK AT ALL
THOSE CLASSY DINERS.

355
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:22,500
WHAT'S ON THE MENU?

356
00:16:22,542 --> 00:16:25,041
IT'S CALLED
CHUM FRICASSEE.

357
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:27,959
EARLIER, I SPOKE TO HEAD CHEF
SQUIDWARD TENTACLES.

358
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:33,917
HE SHARED WITH US WHY
IT'S SUCH A FRICA-SUCCESS.

359
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:37,083
- ACTUALLY, I CAN'T SHARE
THE RECIPE WITH YOU.

360
00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:39,834
- IT'S A SECRET.
- WHAT?

361
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,041
- [laughing]
THAT'S RIGHT, KRABS.

362
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:45,083
NOW WE HAVE
A SECRET FORMULA,

363
00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:49,083
AND IT'S IN A BOTTLE,
AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT.

364
00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:51,667
- GIVE THAT BACK, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.

365
00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:53,750
- SECRET!
- WELL,

366
00:16:53,792 --> 00:16:57,250
- IT'S CLEARLY NO SECRET...
- SAY "FRICASSEE."

367
00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:59,667
- THAT LE CHUM BUCKET
IS A HIT.

368
00:16:59,709 --> 00:17:01,208
- CHEF SQUIDWARD,
CHEF SQUIDWARD!

369
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:02,583
- WILL YOU SIGN
THIS, PLEASE?

370
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:05,166
ANYTHING FOR MY FANS.

371
00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:06,917
THIS IS MUTINY.

372
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,166
AND THE PUBLIC
IS ACTUALLY EATING IT.

373
00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:13,458
WELL, AT LEAST OUR LOYAL
CLIENTELE HAVEN'T JUMPED ON THE CHUM WAGON.

374
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,000
- DON'T SPEAK TOO SOON,
MR. KRABS.

375
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:20,208
- SO... WE'RE HAVING
A SLOW DAY.

376
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:22,333
AT LEAST OLD JETHRA
HAS STUCK WITH US.

377
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,959
THAT KRABBY PATTY
HITTING THE SPOT, JETHRA?

378
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,125
- ACTUALLY, THEY WAS ALL
FILLED UP AT THE CHUM BUCKET,

379
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:29,834
SO I HAD TO GET
MY CHUM TO GO.

380
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:33,333
I GOT IT SIGNED
BY SQUIDWARD HIMSELF, THOUGH.

381
00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:40,500
- TIME TO GET
TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

382
00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:45,208
OOH.

383
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:48,458
JUST ACT LIKE YOU'RE
ANOTHER FANCY CUSTOMER.

384
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,792
- AYE, AYE, MR. KRABS--
- SHH!

385
00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:54,000
[stammering] WHAT'S
GOTTEN INTO YOU?

386
00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:56,250
HIGHFALUTIN CUSTOMERS
DON'T BARK AT THE TOP

387
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:57,709
OF THEIR LUNGS
LIKE A SEADOG.

388
00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:59,041
OOPS, UM...

389
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:01,291
I MEAN, I FANCY A BIT
OF THE OLD CHUM.

390
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:03,709
INDEED I DO, SQUIRE.

391
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:07,959
- GOOD EVENING, MADAM.
TABLE FOR TWO, PLEASE.

392
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,208
YOUR NAME?

393
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,709
- I BE EUGENE...ER...
I MEAN, UH...

394
00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:16,125
SIR KRUMPLE O'WRAPPER.

395
00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:19,000
UH, THAT'S MY NAME,
DON'T WEAR IT OUT.

396
00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:21,542
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S PULL UP
YOUR RESERVATION.

397
00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:23,709
OH, I'M SO SORRY, SIR.

398
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:26,417
I'M NOT SHOWING
ANY "O'WRAPPER."

399
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:29,291
RESERVATION?
IN THIS SINKHOLE?

400
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,709
- THERE'S A TWO-YEAR
WAIT FOR A TABLE.

401
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:34,291
- WHAT SEEMS TO BE
THE PROBLEM?

402
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:37,709
WELL, WELL, WELL...

403
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:42,458
IF IT ISN'T MR. KRABS
AND SPONGEBOB.

404
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,834
NOW JUST FOLLOW ME.

405
00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:47,000
I BELIEVE I HAVE A TABLE
RESERVED JUST FOR YOU.

406
00:18:48,709 --> 00:18:52,500
BON APPÉTIT, SUCKERS.
[laughing]

407
00:18:55,500 --> 00:19:00,625
all: [laughing]

408
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:04,750
SEE YOU IN TWO YEARS.
[laughing]

409
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:07,834
- YEAH, SEE HOW YOU
LIKE IT, KRABS.

410
00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:09,000
[laughing]

411
00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:10,542
all: [laughing]

412
00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:16,125
ONE WEEK LATER.

413
00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:26,583
I WAS HERE FIRST.

414
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:27,583
NO, I WAS.

415
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,542
ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE.

416
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:32,667
- OH, MR. TENTACLES, IT'S
SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU.

417
00:19:32,709 --> 00:19:34,208
YES, ISN'T IT?

418
00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:36,458
NEXT? WHOA!

419
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:40,000
- PLANKTON!
- YEAH, WHAT'S UP?

420
00:19:40,041 --> 00:19:43,083
- ARE YOU NOT SEEING
THE LINE OF PEOPLE OUT THERE?

421
00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:45,208
WHAT'S THE HOLD-UP WITH
THAT NEW BATCH OF FRICASSEE?

422
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,625
- WHAT'S THE HOLD-UP?

423
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:51,834
YOU SAID IT TOOK
EXACTLY 24 HOURS.

424
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,417
- I DON'T CARE
IF IT ISN'T FINISHED.

425
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:54,750
JUST TAKE THE ORDERS.

426
00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:57,083
- BUT I HAVEN'T
EVEN SAUTÉED IT YET.

427
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:59,041
WHATEVER YOU SAY.

428
00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:02,500
- [sniffling]
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

429
00:20:02,542 --> 00:20:05,834
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
[sobbing]

430
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:08,625
- OH, SIR, I'M SURE THAT
THAT NEW CHUM FRICASSEE

431
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,208
CAN'T TASTE BETTER
THAN A KRABBY PATTY.

432
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,333
- THANK YOU, SIR.
COME AGAIN.

433
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:14,750
ENJOY YOUR LEFTOVERS.

434
00:20:14,792 --> 00:20:17,375
- OH, I WILL.
- [sniffling]

435
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,333
[weeping]

436
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:23,625
- PLEASE, SIR,
TAKE MY CHUM.

437
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:26,834
IT'S THE LEAST
I CAN DO TO HELP.

438
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,083
POOR GUYS.

439
00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:30,709
YOU GO FIRST, BOY.

440
00:20:33,917 --> 00:20:35,625
HEY, THIS IS GREAT.

441
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,959
- BETTER THAN
A KRABBY PATTY?

442
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,333
A WHAT?

443
00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:46,000
THIS IS DELICIOUS.

444
00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:50,041
NO! I'M RUINED!

445
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,291
[sobbing]

446
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:57,500
HERE YOU GO, FOLKS.

447
00:20:57,542 --> 00:21:02,125
ENJOY MY WORLD
FAMOUS FRICASSEE.

448
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:04,667
GRANDMA!

449
00:21:04,709 --> 00:21:07,083
- SOMEONE'S BEEN
COOKING MY RECIPE.

450
00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:08,500
[sniffing]

451
00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:11,458
AND THEY'RE
DOING IT WRONG.

452
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:12,959
- WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

453
00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:16,625
- SAVING MY RECIPE
FROM MY BUMBLING GRANDSON.

454
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:19,917
- OW! I DIDN'T DO IT.
UH, UH...

455
00:21:19,959 --> 00:21:22,375
- IT WAS HIM.
- WHAT?

456
00:21:22,417 --> 00:21:24,709
OH, YOU'RE NOT
PINNING THIS ON ME.

457
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:27,041
YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T CARE
IF IT WAS READY OR NOT.

458
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:29,291
- OKAY, I ADMIT IT,
I ADMIT IT.

459
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:32,291
BUT--BUT WHAT'S
THE BIG DEAL? OW!

460
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:35,417
THE BIG DEAL IS
WHEN THE CHUM'S NOT COOKED

461
00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:39,458
FOR EXACTLY 24 HOURS,

462
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:43,792
IT CAUSES SEVERE
TUMMY TROUBLE.

463
00:21:43,834 --> 00:21:46,542
- YOU FED US
UNDERCOOKED CHUM?

464
00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:49,959
TEAR HIM APART, PEOPLE!

465
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,667
[general uproar]

466
00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:54,917
- I'VE HAD IT, AND I'M
NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE.

467
00:21:54,959 --> 00:21:58,792
[general uproar]

468
00:21:58,834 --> 00:22:00,333
NOT THE NAPKINS!

469
00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:04,417
- HE GOT WHAT HE DESERVED,
THAT'S WHAT I SAY.

470
00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:06,500
all: [screaming]

471
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,792
- IT'S ON FIRE!
IT'S ALL BURNING!

472
00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:11,291
RUN!

473
00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:14,208
- MY RESTAURANT!
[weeping]

474
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:17,041
- MY FAN BASE!
[weeping]

475
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:19,792
- I HOPE YOU LEARNED
YOUR LESSON, GENIUS.

476
00:22:20,291 --> 00:22:22,333
- OW!
[whimpering]

477
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,125
<i>GEE, MR. KRABS.</i>

478
00:22:24,166 --> 00:22:26,959
IT SURE WAS NICE OF YOU
TO HIRE SQUIDWARD BACK,

479
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,333
ESPECIALLY SINCE HE TRIED TO
DESTROY YOUR BUSINESS AND ALL.

480
00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:31,625
- I FIGURE IT'S THE LEAST
I CAN DO FOR HIM

481
00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:34,125
AFTER CAUSING ALL THAT MAYHEM
OVER AT THE CHUM BUCKET.

482
00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:37,834
IN FACT,
I PROMOTED HIM.

483
00:22:37,875 --> 00:22:40,041
HE'S OUR NEW DOORMAT.

484
00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:42,917
- NO!
[groaning]

485
00:22:42,959 --> 00:22:45,667
[grunting]

486
00:22:45,709 --> 00:22:48,000
<i>LIVING THE DREAM.</i>
<i>[groaning]</i>