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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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♪ OHH ♪
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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{\an8}SPONGEBOB
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{\an8}SQUAREPANTS!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crash]
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{\an8}[accordion music]
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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[grumbles]
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[camera shutter snaps]
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HEY.
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I GOT YA.
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WHOA!
YOU'RE A BIG ONE.
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CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE NEVER SEEN
YOU IN THE KRUSTY KRAB BEFORE.
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[camera shutter snaps]
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- HEY, SQUIDWARD?
HEY, SQUIDWARD? HEY, SQUIDWARD?
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- WHAT?
- I HAVEN'T SEEN MR. KRABS
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ALL MORNING.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS?
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- DON'T KNOW.
DON'T CARE.
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OW.
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- OH, THERE YOU ARE, MR. KRABS.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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- I'VE BEEN CONDUCTING
A LITTLE MARKET RESEARCH.
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- WHERE'S SQUIDWARD?
- PRESENT.
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YOU TWO, FOLLOW ME.
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OH, WOW.
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YOU'VE BEEN BUSY,
MR. KRABS.
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- I WANT YOU TO TAKE A LOOK
AT THESE FOLKS RIGHT HERE.
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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANY OF 'EM
IN THE KRUSTY KRAB?
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THINK HARD.
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UM...HMM...
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UH, NO, NO, NO, NO,
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POSSIBLY, NO,
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MAYBE, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
AND NO.
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NO, SIR, I DO NOT RECOGNIZE
ANY OF THEM, SIR.
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- HOW 'BOUT YOU,
MR. SQUIDWARD?
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- I TRY NOT TO LOOK
DIRECTLY AT THE CUSTOMERS.
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[grumbles]
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WELL,
ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH,
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A FULL 2% OF THE POPULATION
OF BIKINI BOTTOM
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HAS NEVER SET FOOT
IN THE KRUSTY KRAB.
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THAT'S 2% OF MONEY
THAT'S NOT IN ME POCKET!
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AND WHEN I THINK ABOUT THAT 2%,
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I GET SO MAD!
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- WHEN I SEE THAT 2%,
I THINK OF PIE.
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- I'M NOT
TALKIN' ABOUT PIE!
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THESE HOLDOUTS ARE
PROBABLY SPENDING THEIR MONEY
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IN SOME OTHER RESTAURANT.
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WE NEED TO FIND THAT 2%,
THEN REEL 'EM IN.
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I NEED YOU TWO BOYS
TO GET OUT THERE
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AND PROMOTE
THE KRUSTY KRAB.
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- WILL WE GET
OVERTIME PAY?
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- OVER--WHAT? WHO?
- OH, SURE THING, MR. KRABS.
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I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT.
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NEVER.
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- DON'T WORRY,
MR. KRABS.
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I THINK I KNOW
JUST WHERE TO START.
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HELLO, BOTTOMITES!
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- [screams]
- HELLO, SIR.
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HAVE YOU HEARD OF
THE MOST WONDERFUL RESTAURANT
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IN ALL OF BIKINI BOTTOM,
THE KRUSTY KRAB?
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- OF COURSE I HAVE.
THAT'S WHERE I'M GOING,
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IF YOU'LL GET
OUT OF MY WAY.
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- PLEASE ACCEPT
ONE OF OUR FLIERS...
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- AND CONSIDER DINING...
- [grumbles]
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- AT OUR
FINE-DINING ESTABLISHMENT
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THE NEXT TIME
YOU'RE FEELING HUNGRY.
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BUT I'M HUNGRY NOW.
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HUP.
[laughs]
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OKAY, ALREADY!
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[strains]
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[grunts]
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- OH, THANK YOU, SIR.
TELL ALL YOUR...
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FRIENDS.
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KRUSTY KRAB!
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EAT AT THE KRUSTY KRAB!
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OH, NO.
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I KNEW THIS DAY
WOULD COME.
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INVASION
OF THE GIANT PATTIES.
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THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
TO DO,
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IT'S EAT OR BE EATEN!
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[growls]
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[growling] AH!
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[chomps]
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[screaming] OW!
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DON'T, PATRICK!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- [growling]
- IT'S ME, SPONGEBOB.
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[snarling]
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OH, NO!
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THE GIANT PATTY
HAS EATEN MY BUDDY!
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- UM, RELAX, PATRICK,
IT'S ME.
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THIS IS JUST A COST...
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- [grunts]
- UME!
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- COUGH HIM UP,
YOU MONSTER!
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COME HERE, YOU!
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[screams, groans]
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[screams] OH!
[grunts]
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- DIE, GIANT PATTY!
DIE!
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[grunts]
[growling]
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OH!
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PATTIES SHOULD NOT
EAT MY BUDDY!
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[grunting]
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OOH!
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- BOY, I'M NOT SURE
WHAT IT IS,
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BUT I FEEL LIKE
THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE AIR.
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TODAY'S THE DAY
I FINALLY GET A KRABBY PATTY.
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[grunts]
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- YOU OKAY,
LITTLE BUDDY?
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- UH, YEAH,
I'M DOING REALLY GOOD.
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- THANKS, I GUESS.
- WHAT'S THIS?
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- IT'S A FLIER
TO PROMOTE THE KRUSTY KRAB.
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'CAUSE MR. KRABS
NEEDS ALL THE MONEY.
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- [scoffs]
OH, THIS'LL NEVER DO.
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YOU GOT TO THINK BIGGER.
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EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW
THE NAME OF THE...
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UM...
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KRUSTY KRAB!
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WE NEED AN AD BLITZ
OF MONUMENTAL PROPORTIONS!
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EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK,
YOU SHOULD SEE THE NAME--
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THE CLAMMY CLAM.
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THE KRUSTY KRAB.
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WHATEVER.
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[electric razor buzzing]
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- [giggles]
THAT TICKLES.
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- H-HOLD STILL.
I'M ALMOST THROUGH.
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PERFECT.
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DON'T FORGET THE PAINT.
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HOLD ONTO YOUR SHORTS.
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I GOT IT.
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- [laughs]
OH, IT'S COLD.
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- OKAY, TURN AROUND.
OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
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- AHH.
- WIDER.
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- AHH!
- PERFECT.
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[gags]
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READY?
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- [mouth full]
READY.
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[whistles]
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OH! GRAFFITI.
THAT'S DISGRACEFUL.
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OH, I VOW TO BRING
THE EVIL-DOER TO JUSTICE!
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RIGHT AFTER
I HAVE A KRABBY PATTY
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AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.
MMM.
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- PATRICK,
WHAT ARE WE DOING OUT HERE?
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I HIRED A SKYWRITER.
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- [airplane flying]
- OH, LOOK! THERE HE IS, NOW.
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OOH.
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SOMEHOW I THOUGHT
THAT WOULD BE MORE EFFECTIVE.
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- [thud]
- OW.
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I THINK
I BROKE MY THESAURUS.
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OKAY, CAMPERS.
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TODAY WE'RE GONNA SEE
ONE OF NATURE'S WONDERS,
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THE OLDEST TREE
IN BIKINI BOTTOM.
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[saw buzzing]
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[screaming]
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- WE LEFT YOU A PRESENT
IN THERE.
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[both giggling]
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WEIRDOS.
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WHAT THE--?
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"EAT AT THE KRUSTY KRAB?"
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I'M DISGUSTED.
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YET STRANGELY HUNGRY.
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- HUH--HEY!
I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE.
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HUH?
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[laughs]
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AAH!
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OH, THE KRUSTY KRAB.
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AH, PHEW.
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- [laughs]
UH, WHA--
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OH, SPONGEBOB.
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HI, SPONGEBOB!
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[both screaming]
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- IF I SEE THE WORDS
"KRUSTY KRAB" ONE MORE TIME,
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I AM GOING TO SCREAM.
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AHEM.
WHAT DOES THAT SAY?
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- KRUSTY KRAB.
- I THOUGHT SO.
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[inhales]
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[screams]
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[groans]
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[pants]
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- I THINK THE AD CAMPAIGN
IS GOING VERY WELL.
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I AGREE.
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[phone ringing]
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HELLO?
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OH, HI, MR. KRABS.
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- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING, BOY-O,
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BUT IT'S WORKING
LIKE GANGBUSTERS.
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THIS PLACE IS PACKED
TO THE GILLS WITH GILLS.
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IN FACT, I'VE SEEN
AT LEAST HALF THE HOLD-OUTS
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JUST SINCE THIS MORNING.
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- WHOA, I BETTER GET BACK THERE
TO HELP WITH THE CROWD.
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- OH,
DON'T WORRY, LAD.
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SQUIDWARD'S
HOLDING DOWN THE FORT.
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YOU JUST KEEP DOING
WHAT YOU'RE DOING,
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AND BRING IN
THAT LAST 1%.
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- YEAH, BUT HOW DO WE FIND
THAT LAST 1%?
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- WELL,
THERE'S ONE PLACE WE MISSED,
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THAT BIG PILE OF ROADS.
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[horn honking]
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HEY, UH, PATRICK?
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WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO PLAY IN TRAFFIC.
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- [scoffs]
WELL, WE'RE NOT PLAYING.
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WE'RE WORKING.
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- BUT WHAT IF
WE GET HIT BY A BOAT?
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[horn honking]
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- TARTAR SAUCE.
- I GOT THIS.
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- DO YOU SEE THAT, CLETUS?
IT'S A PINK TRAFFIC CONE.
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- WELL, GOLLY.
HIT THE BRAKES, BUFORD!
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[tires screeching]
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YOUR CANVAS AWAITS.
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THANK YOU, PATRICK.
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[hums]
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OUR WORK HERE IS DONE.
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LET'S GO TO THE KRUSTY KRAB
AND GREET THAT LAST 1%.
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- AAH!
[tires screeching]
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[screams]
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HERE THEY COME!
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MR. KRABS
WILL BE SO EXCITED.
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WE DID IT, MR. KRABS.
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SOON YOU'LL HAVE MORE CUSTOMERS
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THAN YOU'LL KNOW
WHAT TO DO WITH.
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- IT'S ABOUT TIME.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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I'M OUTTA HERE.
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- FIRE UP THE GRILL, LADDIE,
AND GET READY FOR CUSTOMERS.
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AND PATRICK,
BUY SOMETHING, OR GET OUT.
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[angry yelling]
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- OH, BOY,
HERE THEY COME!
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[overlapping yelling]
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TEAR IT DOWN!
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BUT THEY'RE NOT HAPPY.
243
00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:58,375
WE'RE BEING BOARDED!
HELP ME HOLD THE DOORS SHUT.
244
00:10:58,417 --> 00:11:00,166
- TEAR IT DOWN!
TEAR IT--
245
00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:02,000
- HEY,
THE DOOR'S BLOCKED.
246
00:11:02,041 --> 00:11:04,625
[yelling]
247
00:11:04,667 --> 00:11:07,291
HMM.
248
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,959
[gasps]
THAT'S HIM!
249
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,041
LET HIM IN,
IT'S THE LAST 1%.
250
00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:13,250
COME ON IN, SIR.
251
00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:15,041
- [angry yelling]
- GOT YA!
252
00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:19,000
- [yelling]
- OH!
253
00:11:21,917 --> 00:11:24,583
- WHAT ARE WE DOING UP HERE?
- SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.
254
00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:27,667
LET'S SAVOR THE MOMENT.
255
00:11:27,709 --> 00:11:29,166
HOLD STILL.
256
00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:31,375
- HUNGRY?
- I GUESS SO.
257
00:11:31,417 --> 00:11:33,875
TRY THIS.
258
00:11:33,917 --> 00:11:36,583
- A KRABBY PATTY?
I'VE NEVER HAD ONE BEFORE.
259
00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:40,583
- [chomps and chews]
- THAT'LL BE 20 BUCKS.
260
00:11:40,625 --> 00:11:42,041
- [chomps and chews]
- BOY, THIS ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN
261
00:11:42,083 --> 00:11:45,000
REALLY PAID OFF.
262
00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:53,041
{\an8}[Hawaiian music]
263
00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:59,041
{\an8}♪ ♪
264
00:12:01,959 --> 00:12:03,667
[tires screeching]
265
00:12:03,709 --> 00:12:06,250
[door opens]
266
00:12:10,083 --> 00:12:11,875
HMM.
267
00:12:11,917 --> 00:12:14,417
WHAT COULD BE
THE DOINGS OF THIS STRANGER?
268
00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:17,083
THIS LOOKS SUSPICIOUS.
269
00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:19,750
both: WHAT'S
THE BIG IDEA-R?
270
00:12:19,792 --> 00:12:23,166
- MR. EUGENE KRABS
AND SHELDON PLANKTON?
271
00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:26,125
- both: YES?
- THESE ARE FOR YOU.
272
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,333
both:
"UPDATED CITY ORDINANCE."
273
00:12:36,917 --> 00:12:38,166
HUH?
274
00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:39,959
- THE KRUSTY KRAB
AND THE CHUM BUCKET
275
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,375
ARE LOCATED
TOO CLOSE TOGETHER.
276
00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:46,041
ONE OF YOUR RESTAURANTS IS
GOING TO HAVE TO BE BULLDOZED.
277
00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:48,542
both: B-B-B-BULLDOZED?
278
00:12:56,792 --> 00:12:58,500
99 FEET.
279
00:12:58,542 --> 00:13:00,375
IT'S TRUE.
280
00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:03,458
- AAH!
[screaming]
281
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,250
UGH.
282
00:13:05,291 --> 00:13:08,625
- SO WHICH ONE OF US
IS GONNA GET BULLDOZED?
283
00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:11,333
- THAT'S FOR YOU TWO
TO DECIDE.
284
00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:14,125
- I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S MOVING.
285
00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:17,458
- YOU ARE MOVING.
- HO, HO, NO, YOU ARE.
286
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,583
- OH, NO, I'M NOT.
- GENTLEMEN.
287
00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:23,458
YOU HAVE 24 HOURS
TO DECIDE WHICH OF YOU MOVES.
288
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:26,208
THAT'S THE LAW
AROUND HERE.
289
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,583
- PACK YOUR BAGS,
PIPSQUEAK.
290
00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:34,875
- YOU MIGHT AS WELL
CLOSE UP SHOP RIGHT NOW, KRABS.
291
00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:37,000
YOUR CUSTOMERS
WON'T MISS A THING.
292
00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:41,208
- [laughs]
AT LEAST I HAVE CUSTOMERS.
293
00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:44,125
- OH, YEAH?
WELL, I'M GONNA PUT TOGETHER A--
294
00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:47,166
A PETITION
OF CUSTOMERS' SIGNATURES.
295
00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:50,500
- HA! GOOD LUCK
WITH THAT LUDICROUS IDEA-R.
296
00:13:50,542 --> 00:13:51,875
PETITION?
297
00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:54,667
SQUIDWARD!
SPONGEBOB!
298
00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:59,583
YOU TWO TAKE THESE PETITIONS
TO SAVE THE KRUSTY KRAB,
299
00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:01,709
AND SECURE
AS MANY SIGNATURES AS YOU CAN.
300
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,166
SIR, YES, SIR!
301
00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:06,291
- OH, YEAH.
I'M DEFINITELY GONNA DO THIS.
302
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,834
- AND I'M GONNA BE
THE FIRST SIGNATURE.
303
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:10,792
THERE.
AND HOW ABOUT YOU, SQUIDWARD?
304
00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:12,291
CAN WE COUNT ON
YOUR SUPPORT?
305
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:15,458
[gasps] SQUIDWARD?
306
00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:20,208
HELLO, MRS. PUFF.
307
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,834
- AAH!
NO, STAY AWAY.
308
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:25,291
I CAN'T AFFORD
TO GO BACK IN THE SLAMMER.
309
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:27,709
- NO, I'M JUST HERE TO ASK
IF YOU'D SIGN THIS PETITION.
310
00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:29,625
IT'LL SAVE THE KRUSTY KRAB
FROM BEING BULLDOZED.
311
00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:32,125
- OH.
WHY WOULD I CARE ABOUT THAT?
312
00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:34,041
- [gasps]
MRS. PUFF,
313
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:36,375
DON'T YOU CARE
WHAT HAPPENS TO MR. KRABS?
314
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,083
SQUIDWARD?
GARY? ME?
315
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:40,500
NOT PARTICULARLY.
316
00:14:40,542 --> 00:14:43,125
- EXCUSE ME,
I'M LOOKING FOR A MRS. PUFF.
317
00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:45,917
- YES, THAT'S ME.
- YOUR NEW BOAT'S HERE.
318
00:14:45,959 --> 00:14:47,166
JUST SIGN FOR IT,
PLEASE.
319
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:48,750
SPEAKING OF SIGNATURES,
320
00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:50,667
WOULD YOU SIGN THIS PETITION
TO SAVE THE KRUSTY KRAB?
321
00:14:50,709 --> 00:14:54,375
- WHY WOULD I CARE
ABOUT THE KRUSTY KRAB?
322
00:14:54,417 --> 00:14:55,917
I'LL UNLOAD THE BOAT.
323
00:14:55,959 --> 00:14:59,250
[motor idling]
324
00:15:00,917 --> 00:15:03,166
- DON'T WORRY, MR. DELIVERY MAN,
I GOT THIS.
325
00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:09,333
NO!
326
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:18,917
- EXCUSE ME, SIR, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO SIGN A PETITION
327
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,625
TO SAVE THE KRUSTY KRAB?
328
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:23,625
- WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?
THE FOOD THERE IS DANGEROUS.
329
00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:24,959
- "KRABBY PATTIES
ARE DANGER--"
330
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,667
SIR,
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?
331
00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:29,125
- IT WAS ON MY WINDSHIELD.
THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE.
332
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:31,375
- THIS MUST BE
PLANKTON'S DIRTY WORK.
333
00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:34,875
MR. KRABS! MR. KRABS!
334
00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:37,417
[angry yelling]
335
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:41,208
- HEY, MR. KRABS,
WHY ARE YOUR PATTIES DANGEROUS?
336
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:43,500
- YEAH!
- YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. [overlapping questioning]
337
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,792
- I--WHY--I--ER--
338
00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:49,625
UH, MY--MY PATTIES
ARE DANGEROUS BECAUSE--
339
00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:52,750
BECAUSE THEY'RE SO, UH,
UH, THEY'RE SO--
340
00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:55,291
DELICIOUS!
341
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:56,625
KID'S GOT A POINT.
342
00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:59,375
- I WANT ONE!
[overlapping agreement]
343
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,667
- THANKS FOR SAVING ME SHELL,
BOY.
344
00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:05,166
- DON'T THANK ME, MR. KRABS.
THANK THE KRABBY PATTY.
345
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:08,959
[growls]
346
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,625
THAT DOES IT!
347
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:12,583
- THROWING IN THE NAPKIN,
ARE WE?
348
00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:15,125
[sobs]
349
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:19,625
MY RESTAURANT, MY LABORATORY,
MY EVIL INVENTIONS--
350
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:21,750
ALL ABOUT TO BE FLATTENED.
351
00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:24,542
JUST GIVE ME A MOMENT
TO SAY MY GOOD-BYES.
352
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:27,458
FAREWELL,
STENCH-VISION GOGGLES.
353
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:30,542
FAREWELL,
CHUM BUCKET REPLICATOR.
354
00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:33,250
FAREWELL,
HYPNOTIZER HELMET.
355
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:36,709
WE HAD SOME DIABOLICAL TIMES
TOGETHER, DIDN'T WE?
356
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:39,667
SO LONG, SONIC CANNON
THAT DESTROYS
357
00:16:39,709 --> 00:16:41,959
EVERY KNOWN MATERIAL
IN THE UNIVERSE.
358
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,583
[sobs]
[sonic cannon warming up]
359
00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:45,959
- ♪ DO-DEE-DEE-DO-DO ♪
360
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,083
[sobs]
361
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,208
[whimpers]
362
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,625
- [sobs]
- PLANKTON, I--
363
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:53,375
I'M SORRY.
[sniffs]
364
00:16:53,417 --> 00:16:55,792
SORRY I MADE
MY KRABBY PATTIES SO DELICIOUS.
365
00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:57,542
[sobs]
366
00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:58,959
HEY, GET LOST!
367
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,667
I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO WEEPS AROUND HERE.
368
00:17:01,709 --> 00:17:03,417
- BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK
THAT I SOMEHOW
369
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:05,291
HAD A HAND
IN YOUR MISERY,
370
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:07,291
OR AT LEAST A SPATULA.
371
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:10,125
NOBODY WOULD SIGN A PETITION
TO BULLDOZE THE KRUSTY KRAB
372
00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:11,959
UNLESS YOU PAID THEM,
373
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,333
AND WHO WOULD BE LOW-DOWN ENOUGH
TO DO THAT?
374
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:19,125
[evil laugh]
375
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:22,000
KAREN, ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
376
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,166
- BEFORE YOU START BUYING UP
THOSE PETITION SIGNATURES,
377
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:27,875
YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT OUR
CHECKING ACCOUNT BALANCE IS...
378
00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:35,959
- NOT TO WORRY, MY LADY,
I HAVE A PLAN.
379
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,834
- HMM, NOW THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY.
380
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:42,041
- THREE-HEADED JAKE?
HE COMES IN EVERY DAY.
381
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:45,166
- NOT HIM.
I'M REFERRING TO THE LARGE CROWD
382
00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:46,709
GATHERED AT THE CHUM BUCKET.
383
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:52,041
IT APPEARS THEY ARE ACTUALLY
GIVING PLANKTON...MONEY?
384
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:54,458
- YOU JUST GOT
A STEAL, SIR.
385
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,250
YOU'LL GET MANY VILLAINOUS YEARS
OUT OF THAT LITTLE NUMBER.
386
00:17:57,291 --> 00:17:59,625
[chuckles]
387
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:02,208
OH, FORGET
THIS RESTAURANT NONSENSE, KAREN.
388
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:04,875
I SHOULD'VE OPENED
A YARD SALE BUSINESS YEARS AGO.
389
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,542
STEP UP, FISHES!
390
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:09,625
EVERY EVIL INVENTION
IS PRICED TO MOVE.
391
00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:12,875
- I'LL TAKE THIS RIP TIDE
GENERATOR OFF YOUR HANDS.
392
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:16,125
- I'LL GIVE YOU $1,000
FOR THE STENCH-VISION GOGGLES.
393
00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:17,458
- HEY,
HOW MUCH FOR THE COMPUTER?
394
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,959
- HOW MUCH YOU GOT?
- PLANKTON!
395
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000
- ALL RIGHT,
MY WIFE'S NOT FOR SALE,
396
00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:24,375
BUT EVERYTHING ELSE
MUST GO.
397
00:18:24,417 --> 00:18:27,291
[cheering]
398
00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:30,583
WELL, WIFEY,
399
00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:33,625
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME
TO PROCEED TO THE NEXT PHASE.
400
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:40,166
WHO WANTS...
FREE MONEY?
401
00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:42,166
FREE?
402
00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:43,750
MONEY?
403
00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:46,709
- [excited chatter]
- FREE MONEY!
404
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,000
[grunts]
405
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:52,542
[excited chatter]
406
00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:55,375
- OKAY, OKAY,
ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE.
407
00:18:55,417 --> 00:18:58,291
TO RECEIVE
YOUR FREE MONEY...
408
00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:00,583
JUST SIGN THIS PETITION
TO SAVE THE CHUM BUCKET.
409
00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:03,041
- RIGHT THERE.
- OOH, OOH, ME FIRST.
410
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,625
- [evil laugh]
YEAH.
411
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:07,667
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
412
00:19:07,709 --> 00:19:09,542
YOU SEE WHAT PLANKTON'S DOING,
DON'T YOU?
413
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,709
HE'S UNDERMINING
THE DEMOCRATIC PROCESS
414
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:14,750
BY LEVERAGING
HIS TEMPORARY FINANCIAL WINDFALL
415
00:19:14,792 --> 00:19:17,166
IN ORDER TO BUY EVERY SIGNATURE
IN BIKINI BOTTOM.
416
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:18,625
HERE'S $20, $40, $50--
417
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:21,041
WELL, HE JUST BOUGHT MINE
FOUR TIMES!
418
00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:23,583
I MEAN,
TASTY FOOD IS ONE THING,
419
00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:26,083
BUT HOW CAN I COMPETE
WITH FREE MONEY?
420
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:27,500
I'M DOOMED!
421
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:31,667
WELL, CLEAN HER OUT, BOY.
ORDER UP.
422
00:19:31,709 --> 00:19:34,208
I'M AFRAID
WE'RE CLOSING UP FOR GOOD.
423
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,250
[sobs]
424
00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:37,375
- MR. KRABS IS HURT
SO MUCH!
425
00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:42,000
[laughs]
426
00:19:42,041 --> 00:19:43,542
HOO.
PRICELESS.
427
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:47,083
- THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
I GOT WHAT I NEED.
428
00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:49,250
I GOT THE SIGNATURES.
429
00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:51,333
ALL BUT ONE.
430
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:54,834
GUESS I WON'T BE HIRING
THE YELLOW SPONGE ANYTIME SOON,
431
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:56,625
BUT NONE OF THAT
MATTERS NOW
432
00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:59,500
'CAUSE THE MAJORITY
IS ON MY SIDE!
433
00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:02,458
WHICH, IN A DEMOCRACY,
IS ALL YOU NEED.
434
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,667
IT'S TIME.
435
00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:23,709
- SO WHO'S GETTING BULLDOZED
TODAY?
436
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:26,000
- OH, NOT ME,
YOUR BUREAUCRATIC-NESS.
437
00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:29,709
I COMPLETED
MY PETITION.
438
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:34,083
- THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN.
STEP ASIDE, MR. KRABS.
439
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:38,000
- BUT--BUT--
440
00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:44,333
NO!
I'M NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE!
441
00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:49,625
- PLEASE COMPLY, MR. KRABS.
IT'LL BE QUICK AND PAINLESS.
442
00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:53,208
- IF YOU WANT TO BULLDOZE
ME RESTAURANT,
443
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:56,542
IT'S GONNA BE
LONG AND PAINFUL!
444
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:58,625
- STAND YOUR GROUND,
MR. KRABS.
445
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:01,166
WE ARE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
RIGHT, SQUIDWARD?
446
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:03,208
SQUIDWARD?
447
00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:11,583
- OKAY, NOW THIS IS
REALLY YOUR LAST CHANCE.
448
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:14,750
- I'M NEVER LEAVING
THE KRUSTY KRAB.
449
00:21:14,792 --> 00:21:19,709
{\an8}- FINE,
HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
450
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:23,417
- [chuckles] BRING IT ON.
BRING THE DESTRUCTION!
451
00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:30,291
- GOOD-BYE,
KRUSTY KRAB.
452
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,500
HEY?
453
00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:37,625
- THANK YOU
FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
454
00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:39,917
[spits] WHAT?
455
00:21:39,959 --> 00:21:45,000
EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT, UH,
YOU FORGOT TO LEVEL THE PLACE!
456
00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:47,250
UH, YEAH.
457
00:21:47,291 --> 00:21:50,834
- DEMOLITION
IS OUTSIDE OF MY PURVIEW.
458
00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:53,417
I SIMPLY ENSURE
THAT RESTAURANTS COMPLY
459
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:55,709
WITH
THE 100-FOOT ORDINANCE.
460
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,792
THAT'S ONE MORE FOOT.
PERFECT.
461
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,875
BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR!
462
00:22:07,917 --> 00:22:10,917
- SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA DESTROY
THE KRUSTY KRAB?
463
00:22:10,959 --> 00:22:12,709
- NO, I--
- THANK YOU!
464
00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:14,250
THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU!
465
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:17,375
{\an8}THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
466
00:22:21,959 --> 00:22:23,542
OH, DEAR.
467
00:22:30,291 --> 00:22:32,375
[struggles]
468
00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:33,583
[gasps]
469
00:22:33,625 --> 00:22:35,917
COME ON,
LET'S DO THIS!
470
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I WANT TO SEE
SOME DESTRUCTION! [gasps]
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I THINK I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.