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Got to blast!
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♪ From here to the stars
for my candy bars ♪
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♪ Rides a kid with a knack
for invention ♪
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( gasps )
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♪ With super-powered mind,
a mechanical canine ♪
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( barks )
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♪ He rescues the day
from sure destruction ♪
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Help!
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♪ This is the theme song ♪
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( screams )
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♪ For Jimmy Neutron. ♪
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( mechanical whirring )
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( barking )
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( yells )
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Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS
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( panting ):
Ultra Lord's... log.
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Trapped on the planet
of incredible hotness.
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Water gone.
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Ultra-lips chapped.
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( gasping ):
Can't... hold... out...
much... longer.
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( screaming )
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Sheen, Sheen, please.
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It's too hot.
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Don't make us hurt you.
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( gasping ):
Jimmy... I'm dying.
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Please tell Goddard to share.
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Hmm, if only there was some
thermodynamically
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efficient way of cooling off.
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( girls laughing )
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Hi, guys.
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Some day, huh?
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Yeah, sure, if you like,
you know
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dying and stuff, all hot.
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Well, I think
it's just wonderful.
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Well, do you guys
want to come in?
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Yeah.
I want to come in.
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I guess if
we have to.
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Wait a second.
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I think you forgot
one thing, Libby.
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What's that, Cindy?
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They have to admit
that girls are better than boys
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in every way ever in all history
and forever in the future.
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Uh...
Uh...
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Okay. Yeah, sure.
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Yeah, why not?
Hey, man.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Hold it, you guys.
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Listen, come on,
don't degrade yourselves.
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Why not?
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It's okay, really,
Jimmy-- it's hot.
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Lookit, I can fix this--
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I can-- it's only hot weather.
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Okay, well, I'd better
apply more sunblock.
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Oh, look-- it's SPF 50.
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Hmm. It says
for fair to albino skin.
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Sunblock.
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Carl!
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What?
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You're a genius.
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I am...
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I am?
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( electronic whirring )
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CARL:
Well, I-I know I'm a genius,
Jimmy, but...
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what exactly did I come up with
again?
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Implementing your
sunblock idea, Carl.
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Listen, if SPF-50 can shield
your skin from the sun's rays
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then this quantumly enhanced
SPF-9000
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should shield the entire town.
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Oh, right!
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Well, just like I planned.
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( whimpers )
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Don't worry, boy,
it's just sunblock.
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What could happen?
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( low rumbling )
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( groans )
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Now, once the heat flashes
and the nausea subside
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I'm good to go.
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( rumbling )
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Jimmy, you did it!
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You changed
the weather!
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Ooh, intense U.V. radiation
has made me delusional.
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( babbling )
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I'm a monkey.
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O... kay.
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Let the games begin!
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You ready, guys?
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Yeah!
Yeah! Cool!
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ALL:
Yeah...!
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We need a bigger hill.
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( giggling )
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Here we... Oh!
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I'm all right.
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Here we... Ooh!
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Yeah!
Whoo-hoo!
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Coming at you.
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Okay, Goddard.
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Mm, cold.
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( shivering )
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How s-s-sad.
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Poor N-Neutron can't have
a good t-time
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unless he ch-changes
the weather.
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Isn't that s-s-sad?
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Libby?
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L-L-Libby?
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Wahoo!
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I gotcha!
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Yeah!
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( beeping )
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20 degrees, huh?
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No problem, boy.
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The sunblock should dissipate
in a few days.
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For once,
everything turned out perfect.
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( whimpers softly )
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( gasps )
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Leaping leptons!
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Goddard, what's the temperature?
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Minus 30?!
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Oh, no!
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I must have made
a tiny miscalculation.
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( thudding )
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( barks )
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Carl's SPF-50.
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( barking )
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"Warning:
Do not quantumly enhance.
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Contents may cause
second Ice Age."
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They really ought to
put something like
that in bold print.
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Well, it seems quiet.
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Maybe Mom hasn't noticed
the weather yet.
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MOM:
J-J-James Isaac N-Neutron!
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Haven't we warned
you about tampering
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with the unstable
structure of a
chaotic system?
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Well, I-I-I...
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I forgot.
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Now, Jim, this is serious.
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It's so f-freezing
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part of your mother's hair
chipped off.
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Of course, it's nothing
we can't even out
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with a little chisel here...
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Ooh!
Oh!
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( gasps )
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I hope you know
how-how-how
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you're g-going
to reverse this...
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this... this...
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This, uh... bad weather thingy.
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I do.
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I will. I mean, I'm...
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MOM:
Honestly, J-Jimmy, no heat
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no power,
no appliances.
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How will we live?
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What will we wear?
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I'm sorry, Mom.
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I'll find a way to fix things.
I promise.
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There. See, butter biscuit?
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Uh, Jimbo's going to f-find
a way to fix it, that's all.
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In the meantime,
we'll just have to adapt
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to this hostile,
savage environment.
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I better run.
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Me and the other dads
are off to hunt caribou.
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Spotted a big herd
up on Abner Boulevard.
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Got to keep fresh meat
on the table. Bye-bye!
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Holy Heisenberg, Goddard,
it really is a second Ice Age.
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Oh, I just hope no one else
figures out this was my fault.
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( all shouting angrily )
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Thanks for telling everyone,
Sheen.
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I didn't know
it was a secret.
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Um... I sort of told
some people, too, Jim.
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Peer pressure.
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Now, now, children,
time for study group.
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Okay, who has any ideas
how we can escape
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being ( crows ) destroyed
by the freezing glacier
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that used to be Retroville?
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I know.
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The glacier is obviously angry
with Jimmy.
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If we feed Jimmy to the glacier
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maybe it'll be placated
and depart from us.
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Aw, Sheen!
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Aw, come on, Jimmy, I'm just
trying to be productive.
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Yeah!
Sacrifice!
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Sacrifice Jimmy!
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Children, children,
please!
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( squawks )
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My goodness!
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We can't let a little nippiness
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turn us into a pack
of primitive subhumans!
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We must hold on to our dignity.
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We must stand erect
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( squawks )
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look the word in the eye
and say...
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take boy to glacier.
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ALL:
Yeah!
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I don't like it, boy.
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The colder it gets
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the more people revert
to their primal instincts.
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We may not have much time
before it becomes irreversible.
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One called Hugh.
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We have hunted since
the sun was high.
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Still, we have
sighted no prey.
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Shh.
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Looks like we got us a buck.
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No, wait, it's a buck-fifty.
Oh.
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Hey, it's Dad.
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Hey, Dad!
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DAD:
Hoo-hoo!
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Look at the antlers on him.
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Ooh, there's going to be
caribou chilli tonight, boys.
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( chanting ):
Uk, luk, luk, yeah!
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Uk, luk, luk, yeah!
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Ooh... caribou!
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Uk, luk, luk...
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( chanting continues )
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Uk, luk, luk...
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Ooh... caribou!
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Uk, luk, luk...
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CARL:
Psst! Hey, Jimmy.
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What is this?
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( laughs )
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This is the lair
of the Carl clan.
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( snorts )
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Pretty sweet, huh?
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Carl clan?
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Uh-huh.
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This weather is perfect
for big-boned people like me
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and soon the hunters
will move on.
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Then we of the Carl clan will
emerge from our long sleep
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and the land will belong
to the hefty!
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Long sleep?
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You-you mean hibernation?
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Uh-huh.
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And that's why
I'm bulking up on carbs.
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'Cause I'll have
to feed off the extra weight
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until the spring.
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And when I emerge,
I will be fit, strong, and...
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my sunburn'll be gone.
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Sunburn.
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But I thought you had on
SPF-50.
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Well, I must have
sweated it off.
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Hey, I'm a real good sweater.
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That's it!
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You're brand of
sunblock isn't
waterproof.
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It dissolves
with water.
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Carl, you're
a genius!
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Yeah, tell me something
I don't know.
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( snorts )
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MEN ( chanting ):
Uk, luk, luk, yeah.
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Uk, luk, luk, yeah.
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Uk, luk, luk, yeah.
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Uk, luk, luk, yeah.
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No time to lose, boy.
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We've got to find some water.
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( clanging )
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CINDY:
D-do you m-m-mind, Neutron?
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I'm t-trying
to enjoy my... p-pool.
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DAD:
Don't waste your
time, sport.
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All the pipes
are frozen solid.
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Sweetie, eat your caribou
before it gets hard and icy.
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Mm-hmm.
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Come on.
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Think, think, think.
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Hey, I'm a real good sweater.
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Mind blast!
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Of course.
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Perspiration.
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With its high oil
and sodium content
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it doesn't freeze as fast
as ordinary water.
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But I'm going to need plenty
of sweat.
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00:10:11,291 --> 00:10:12,623
JIMMY:
Gentlemen
268
00:10:12,659 --> 00:10:14,959
I've selected
the three of you
269
00:10:14,995 --> 00:10:16,061
as you are the
most likely
270
00:10:16,096 --> 00:10:17,128
candidates
in town
271
00:10:17,164 --> 00:10:18,129
whose girth
will provide
272
00:10:18,165 --> 00:10:19,330
the maximum
probability
273
00:10:19,365 --> 00:10:20,765
of intense perspiration.
274
00:10:20,801 --> 00:10:22,000
Miss Fowl?
275
00:10:22,035 --> 00:10:24,435
( squawking chant )
276
00:10:26,106 --> 00:10:29,107
( chanting continues )
277
00:10:30,944 --> 00:10:31,910
It's working.
278
00:10:33,213 --> 00:10:36,715
( water dripping )
279
00:10:41,521 --> 00:10:43,254
( water sloshing )
280
00:10:43,289 --> 00:10:45,156
Uh...
281
00:10:45,192 --> 00:10:47,258
I'm-I'm just not sweating.
282
00:10:47,293 --> 00:10:48,893
Oh, come on, Carl.
283
00:10:48,929 --> 00:10:49,794
You can do it.
284
00:10:49,830 --> 00:10:51,329
The whole town's depending
on you.
285
00:10:51,364 --> 00:10:53,131
You'll be a hero.
286
00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:54,833
Really?
287
00:10:54,868 --> 00:10:55,867
Okay.
288
00:10:55,902 --> 00:10:57,535
( inhales )
289
00:10:57,570 --> 00:11:01,472
( grunting )
290
00:11:04,344 --> 00:11:07,411
ALL:
Yeah!
291
00:11:15,288 --> 00:11:16,320
( all sniffing )
292
00:11:16,356 --> 00:11:17,756
ALL:
Ew!
293
00:11:20,493 --> 00:11:23,128
( all cheering )
294
00:11:23,163 --> 00:11:25,630
You did it, child of she
who is my woman.
295
00:11:25,665 --> 00:11:28,166
Now you've given us
the gift of the sun.
296
00:11:28,201 --> 00:11:29,533
( sniffing )
297
00:11:29,569 --> 00:11:31,502
If only I could
give these guys
298
00:11:31,537 --> 00:11:33,238
the gift of
roll-on deodorant.
299
00:11:33,273 --> 00:11:34,239
( sniffing )
300
00:11:34,274 --> 00:11:35,606
Whoo!
301
00:11:35,642 --> 00:11:39,778
Uh, does anyone have
a scented towelette?
302
00:11:53,493 --> 00:11:57,929
And that's how
the sesame-encrusted breadstick
303
00:11:57,964 --> 00:12:00,265
came to the New World.
304
00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:01,332
Any questions?
305
00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:03,434
( soft snoring )
306
00:12:03,469 --> 00:12:06,304
( bell ringing )
307
00:12:06,339 --> 00:12:07,839
Class, wait!
308
00:12:07,874 --> 00:12:10,775
Don't forget to sign up
for Friday's talent show.
309
00:12:10,811 --> 00:12:14,179
And remember, it's not about
who's more talented.
310
00:12:14,214 --> 00:12:15,579
( crowing )
311
00:12:15,615 --> 00:12:20,584
It's about winning
a very large and expensive
312
00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:23,554
solid gold trophy
for first place.
313
00:12:29,662 --> 00:12:32,496
I'm going to do my Emmy-caliber
water-spitting routine
314
00:12:32,532 --> 00:12:33,698
for the talent show.
315
00:12:33,733 --> 00:12:36,100
Oh, yeah? I'm going
to blow nose bubbles.
316
00:12:36,136 --> 00:12:37,535
( snorts )
317
00:12:37,570 --> 00:12:39,838
That'll be cool, but you know
what I'm going to do?
318
00:12:39,873 --> 00:12:40,939
Algebra, in Latin.
319
00:12:40,974 --> 00:12:43,374
Hey, guys, we're
going to go sign up
320
00:12:43,409 --> 00:12:45,243
for the talent contest.
321
00:12:45,278 --> 00:12:46,577
You should sign up, too.
322
00:12:46,612 --> 00:12:49,247
Oops, I forgot--
you have no talent.
323
00:12:49,282 --> 00:12:50,915
( laughing )
324
00:12:50,951 --> 00:12:53,284
We're doing Riverstomp.
325
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,385
Riverstomp?!
326
00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:55,419
What the heck is that?
327
00:12:55,455 --> 00:12:57,121
Funny you should ask.
328
00:12:57,157 --> 00:12:58,223
Hit it, Seamus.
329
00:12:58,258 --> 00:13:00,058
( Irish music playing )
330
00:13:16,109 --> 00:13:18,576
( cheering and whistling )
331
00:13:20,146 --> 00:13:21,746
Beat that, Neutron.
332
00:13:21,781 --> 00:13:22,881
We will.
333
00:13:22,916 --> 00:13:25,049
Carl, Sheen, and I
are taking home that trophy.
334
00:13:25,085 --> 00:13:26,084
Right, Sheen?
335
00:13:26,119 --> 00:13:28,152
Yeah! The trophy is ours.
336
00:13:28,188 --> 00:13:29,687
Right, Carl?
337
00:13:29,722 --> 00:13:32,490
No way. You girls
will definitely win.
338
00:13:32,525 --> 00:13:33,824
BOYS:
Carl!
339
00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:36,194
So, what are you lame-o's
going to do?
340
00:13:36,229 --> 00:13:37,628
Something stupid
341
00:13:37,663 --> 00:13:39,330
like blowing
nose bubbles?
342
00:13:39,366 --> 00:13:40,331
Or spitting water?
343
00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:42,200
Or doing algebra
in Latin?
344
00:13:42,235 --> 00:13:44,168
( laughing )
345
00:13:45,705 --> 00:13:50,308
Actually, uh, our band
is going to play.
346
00:13:50,343 --> 00:13:51,575
You losers have a band?
347
00:13:51,611 --> 00:13:52,810
Yes, we have a band
348
00:13:52,845 --> 00:13:55,380
and we're going
to stomp your
Riverstomp.
349
00:13:55,415 --> 00:13:57,081
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
350
00:13:57,117 --> 00:13:58,316
Well, we'll see on Friday.
351
00:13:58,351 --> 00:13:59,683
That's right.
352
00:13:59,719 --> 00:14:02,186
Oh, man, did they
ever make a mistake.
353
00:14:02,222 --> 00:14:04,622
With our power chords
and phat beats
354
00:14:04,657 --> 00:14:07,425
they're going to wish
they never... I mean...
355
00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:08,993
Hey. Wait a minute.
356
00:14:09,029 --> 00:14:10,661
We don't have a rock band.
357
00:14:10,696 --> 00:14:13,431
Yeah, we don't even
play any instruments.
358
00:14:13,466 --> 00:14:15,533
Or have any
discernible abilities.
359
00:14:15,568 --> 00:14:17,068
Guys, guys, guys.
360
00:14:17,103 --> 00:14:18,536
I got it under control.
361
00:14:18,571 --> 00:14:21,039
( power chord )
362
00:14:21,074 --> 00:14:22,640
Gentlemen, I present
363
00:14:22,675 --> 00:14:26,444
the Neutron Synchronous
Mind Instruments.
364
00:14:26,479 --> 00:14:28,313
Each one
has an internal computer
365
00:14:28,348 --> 00:14:30,415
that has downloaded
every note, every chord
366
00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:32,283
every lick, every run, groove
367
00:14:32,319 --> 00:14:34,585
rhythm, and beat
ever played.
368
00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,687
All we have to do
is think the sound
369
00:14:36,722 --> 00:14:38,456
and the instruments
will do the rest.
370
00:14:38,491 --> 00:14:41,492
So, if we think it,
we can play it?
371
00:14:41,527 --> 00:14:42,893
( playing rock lick )
372
00:14:42,929 --> 00:14:46,364
Oh, baby.
I'm playing, I'm playing.
373
00:14:46,399 --> 00:14:48,366
( playing high-energy pop )
374
00:14:48,401 --> 00:14:51,202
Wow! I can do something!
375
00:14:51,237 --> 00:14:53,371
Somebody call my mom!
376
00:14:53,406 --> 00:14:54,638
You kids.
377
00:14:54,674 --> 00:14:57,208
Good luck tonight,
and remember--
378
00:14:57,243 --> 00:14:58,742
have fun with it.
379
00:14:58,778 --> 00:15:00,744
Hey, Jimmy, we need a name.
380
00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:03,448
How about The Mighty
Disciples of Ultra Lord?
381
00:15:03,483 --> 00:15:06,184
Oh, oh, hey, what about this?
382
00:15:06,219 --> 00:15:07,585
The Science Kings.
383
00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:09,053
Oh, I got a name,
and it's great.
384
00:15:09,089 --> 00:15:10,221
Does it have
385
00:15:10,256 --> 00:15:11,055
the word "llama" in it?
386
00:15:11,091 --> 00:15:12,857
No.
387
00:15:12,892 --> 00:15:13,958
Yes.
388
00:15:13,994 --> 00:15:17,328
Okay. Well, um, maybe
we can mix them together.
389
00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:19,663
I know--
The Llama Lords of Science.
390
00:15:19,699 --> 00:15:22,333
All right!
Yeah, that's cool.
391
00:15:22,369 --> 00:15:25,703
One, two, three,
think!
392
00:15:25,738 --> 00:15:32,143
( playing high-energy pop )
393
00:15:32,178 --> 00:15:34,479
( screaming )
394
00:15:34,514 --> 00:15:36,914
( laughing )
395
00:15:36,949 --> 00:15:39,117
CINDY:
This can't
be happening!
396
00:15:39,152 --> 00:15:41,019
Nerd-tron actually rocks?
397
00:15:41,054 --> 00:15:42,353
( shrieks )
398
00:15:42,389 --> 00:15:43,554
My foot is tapping.
399
00:15:43,589 --> 00:15:45,589
Libby! We got to get
out of this place.
400
00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:50,161
I-I-I can't fight the music!
401
00:15:50,196 --> 00:15:51,229
Snap out of it.
402
00:15:51,264 --> 00:15:52,830
We can't let Carl,
Sheen, and Neutron
403
00:15:52,865 --> 00:15:53,631
win that trophy.
404
00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:55,866
Come on,
we've got work to do.
405
00:15:55,902 --> 00:15:59,937
( crowd cheers )
406
00:15:59,972 --> 00:16:04,842
ALL:
I'm going to be
the greatest rock star ever.
407
00:16:04,877 --> 00:16:07,745
Uh, I'm thinking
about changing our name.
408
00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:10,848
What about
The Jimmy Neutron Experience?
409
00:16:10,883 --> 00:16:13,918
Yeah, I kind of like
The Carl Weezer Project.
410
00:16:13,953 --> 00:16:16,254
I have to vote for Sheen
and the Sheenettes.
411
00:16:16,289 --> 00:16:17,755
You guys can be the Sheenettes.
412
00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:20,258
Or we can get some Sheenettes,
and you guys just stand
413
00:16:20,293 --> 00:16:21,559
behind the curtain
414
00:16:21,594 --> 00:16:23,461
and carry my stuff
around, and stuff.
415
00:16:24,497 --> 00:16:28,032
( panting )
416
00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:29,333
So tired...
417
00:16:29,369 --> 00:16:31,569
Haven't eaten... or slept.
418
00:16:31,604 --> 00:16:32,937
Libby, quit slacking.
419
00:16:32,972 --> 00:16:36,240
You heard Neutron
and his band of nerds.
420
00:16:36,276 --> 00:16:37,641
We have to be better.
421
00:16:37,677 --> 00:16:40,178
We are the mistresses of dance.
422
00:16:40,213 --> 00:16:41,745
Faster, Libby, faster!
423
00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:45,349
Okay, so, which song
are we going to do
424
00:16:45,385 --> 00:16:46,750
at the talent show tonight?
425
00:16:46,786 --> 00:16:49,920
I wrote a speed metal rock opera
last night.
426
00:16:49,956 --> 00:16:52,723
It's called
Ultra Lord, Superstar.
427
00:16:52,758 --> 00:16:55,626
Well, see, I was thinking
more along the lines
428
00:16:55,661 --> 00:16:57,661
of a fusion of techno
alternative ska
429
00:16:57,697 --> 00:16:59,597
with some free jazz thrown in
430
00:16:59,632 --> 00:17:01,432
you know,
to impress the critics.
431
00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:03,167
I wrote a love song.
432
00:17:03,203 --> 00:17:04,735
Is it about llamas?
433
00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:05,970
No!
434
00:17:06,005 --> 00:17:07,438
Yes.
435
00:17:07,474 --> 00:17:09,307
No love songs.
436
00:17:09,342 --> 00:17:11,842
We've got to kick out
the jams, dude.
437
00:17:11,877 --> 00:17:14,945
Jimmy, when do I get to play
my drum solo?
438
00:17:14,981 --> 00:17:18,382
If Carl gets a drum solo,
I want a bass solo.
439
00:17:18,418 --> 00:17:20,751
No, no drum solos
and no bass solos.
440
00:17:20,786 --> 00:17:23,721
If anyone has a solo,
it's going to be me.
441
00:17:23,756 --> 00:17:26,824
You? Who died and made
you rock 'n roll king?
442
00:17:26,859 --> 00:17:29,059
I think
we should all wear makeup.
443
00:17:29,095 --> 00:17:30,561
No makeup!
444
00:17:30,597 --> 00:17:33,464
Guys, guys, what we look like
isn't really important.
445
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:34,798
Now, let's practice.
446
00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:36,767
Practice? Don't tell me
what to do, all right?
447
00:17:36,802 --> 00:17:39,504
Yeah, Neutron, ever since
I started this band
448
00:17:39,539 --> 00:17:41,239
you've been holding me back!
449
00:17:41,274 --> 00:17:43,107
No, I started this band.
450
00:17:43,143 --> 00:17:45,109
You started
this band?!
451
00:17:45,145 --> 00:17:46,877
You kids--
Good luck tonight
452
00:17:46,912 --> 00:17:49,380
and remember--
have fun with it.
453
00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:51,115
( all three growling )
454
00:17:51,151 --> 00:17:52,250
( mic feedback )
455
00:17:52,285 --> 00:17:54,519
Ladies and gentlemen
456
00:17:54,554 --> 00:17:58,156
Welcome
to Lindbergh Elementary's
457
00:17:58,191 --> 00:17:59,190
annual talent show.
458
00:17:59,225 --> 00:18:00,491
( crows )
459
00:18:00,527 --> 00:18:04,128
And now,
our first contestant, Nick Dean.
460
00:18:04,164 --> 00:18:05,996
( crows )
461
00:18:08,268 --> 00:18:09,500
( clicks tongue )
462
00:18:09,536 --> 00:18:11,302
( girls screaming )
463
00:18:11,337 --> 00:18:13,704
The boy's one of a kind.
464
00:18:13,739 --> 00:18:16,340
Aw, pukin' Pluto,
where is he?
465
00:18:16,376 --> 00:18:17,841
Hey, way to show up
466
00:18:17,877 --> 00:18:20,978
five minutes
before we go on, Sheen.
467
00:18:21,013 --> 00:18:22,480
Wa-wai-wait, excuse me.
468
00:18:22,515 --> 00:18:24,615
From now on,
you will refer to me
469
00:18:24,651 --> 00:18:27,418
as "The Artist
Formerly Known as Sheen."
470
00:18:27,453 --> 00:18:29,487
Mm-hmm. No, he never
sings back-up.
471
00:18:29,522 --> 00:18:30,888
Always sings lead.
472
00:18:30,923 --> 00:18:31,855
Here, what's this?
473
00:18:31,891 --> 00:18:34,559
I have to share
a bloomin' dressing room
474
00:18:34,594 --> 00:18:35,859
with you two blokes?
475
00:18:35,895 --> 00:18:38,462
Carl, why are you talking
like that?
476
00:18:38,498 --> 00:18:42,032
Oh, no, no, no,
please refer all inquiries
477
00:18:42,068 --> 00:18:44,101
to me image consultant.
478
00:18:44,136 --> 00:18:46,070
Yes, yes, no, yes.
479
00:18:46,105 --> 00:18:47,405
Oh, that's right.
480
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:50,107
Big calendar shoot
coming up.
481
00:18:50,142 --> 00:18:51,175
JIMMY:
Your what?!
482
00:18:51,211 --> 00:18:52,510
Hey, hey,
what is this?
483
00:18:52,545 --> 00:18:55,346
I specifically requested
dolphin-safe doughnuts!
484
00:18:55,381 --> 00:18:56,647
I refuse to perform
485
00:18:56,683 --> 00:18:59,550
until all my ridiculous demands
are satisfied!
486
00:18:59,586 --> 00:19:00,951
Fine,
we don't need you.
487
00:19:00,986 --> 00:19:04,255
Right, more time
for me drum solo.
488
00:19:04,290 --> 00:19:06,490
What's wrong
with his throat?
489
00:19:06,526 --> 00:19:08,559
( Irish music ends )
490
00:19:08,595 --> 00:19:10,294
( applause )
Thank you.
491
00:19:10,330 --> 00:19:12,330
Let's see those boneheads
beat that.
492
00:19:12,365 --> 00:19:13,797
Oh, that was nice
493
00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:16,033
but I think
Jimmy and his friends
494
00:19:16,068 --> 00:19:17,335
will be even better.
495
00:19:17,370 --> 00:19:18,736
Yeah, they better be.
496
00:19:18,771 --> 00:19:20,938
I paid 125 bucks
for these tickets.
497
00:19:20,973 --> 00:19:23,374
Hugh, this
is a free school function.
498
00:19:23,409 --> 00:19:24,609
Duh! Darn scalpers.
499
00:19:24,644 --> 00:19:26,577
I want a drum solo!
You can't just have
500
00:19:26,613 --> 00:19:27,778
everything you want.
501
00:19:27,813 --> 00:19:29,714
I want a behind-the-scenes
documentary
502
00:19:29,749 --> 00:19:32,650
tracing my amazing ride to fame,
while revealing
503
00:19:32,685 --> 00:19:34,952
several humiliating skeletons
in my closet.
504
00:19:34,987 --> 00:19:37,455
Oh, I can't believe
I even let you two in my band!
505
00:19:37,490 --> 00:19:39,357
Your band?
Yes, my band.
506
00:19:39,392 --> 00:19:40,758
If it wasn't for my instruments
507
00:19:40,793 --> 00:19:43,461
you'd be blowing nose bubbles
and spitting water.
508
00:19:43,496 --> 00:19:44,595
Oh, yeah?!
Yeah!
509
00:19:44,631 --> 00:19:46,196
Well, here's what I think
510
00:19:46,232 --> 00:19:47,698
about your stupid instruments.
511
00:19:47,734 --> 00:19:48,633
Hey!
512
00:19:48,668 --> 00:19:51,201
You just destroyed
my instruments!
513
00:19:51,237 --> 00:19:53,404
Who needs
your stupid instruments
514
00:19:53,439 --> 00:19:55,539
when you've got
my musical genius?
515
00:19:55,575 --> 00:19:58,342
Oh, you're both
a couple of ruddy twits.
516
00:19:58,378 --> 00:19:59,377
That's it!
517
00:19:59,412 --> 00:20:01,746
( all growling )
518
00:20:01,781 --> 00:20:04,282
You kids--
good luck tonight
519
00:20:04,317 --> 00:20:06,651
and remember,
have fun with it.
520
00:20:06,686 --> 00:20:08,986
( crashing )
521
00:20:09,021 --> 00:20:10,053
W-wait a minute.
522
00:20:10,089 --> 00:20:11,889
Sheen and Carl,
what are we doing?
523
00:20:11,924 --> 00:20:13,791
Well, I was
about to strangle Carl.
524
00:20:13,826 --> 00:20:15,660
Yeah, and I was
going to slap Sheen
525
00:20:15,695 --> 00:20:16,927
in the back
of the head.
526
00:20:16,962 --> 00:20:18,195
Look at us.
527
00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:19,497
We're best friends
528
00:20:19,532 --> 00:20:22,333
and ever since
we started this band
529
00:20:22,368 --> 00:20:23,834
we've been arguing
and fighting.
530
00:20:23,869 --> 00:20:26,270
We're so obsessed
with becoming rock stars
531
00:20:26,306 --> 00:20:29,307
that we've forgotten
the real reason we did this.
532
00:20:31,076 --> 00:20:32,677
To beat Cindy and Libby!
533
00:20:32,712 --> 00:20:34,845
( all yelling ):
Yeah!!!
534
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,113
Llama Lords of Science...
535
00:20:36,148 --> 00:20:37,348
( crows )
536
00:20:37,383 --> 00:20:38,416
...you're on!
537
00:20:38,451 --> 00:20:39,717
( all gasping )
538
00:20:39,752 --> 00:20:42,219
We can't go out
without our instruments.
539
00:20:42,254 --> 00:20:43,454
They'll laugh at us.
540
00:20:43,489 --> 00:20:46,290
They'll write unkind things
about us in our yearbooks.
541
00:20:50,396 --> 00:20:53,331
There's been a slight change.
542
00:20:53,366 --> 00:20:58,268
The Llama Lords of Science
will not be performing.
543
00:20:58,304 --> 00:21:00,170
( audience groans )
544
00:21:00,206 --> 00:21:01,706
I want my money back!
545
00:21:01,741 --> 00:21:04,208
Uh, not that I
paid, or anything.
546
00:21:04,243 --> 00:21:09,480
Instead, here is Jimmy, Sheen,
and Carl doing...
547
00:21:09,515 --> 00:21:10,948
( crows )
548
00:21:10,983 --> 00:21:12,450
something else.
549
00:21:12,485 --> 00:21:14,952
( clearing throat )
550
00:21:14,987 --> 00:21:16,821
Observe.
551
00:21:16,856 --> 00:21:19,189
( inhaling deeply )
552
00:21:19,225 --> 00:21:22,092
( high-pitched whining )
553
00:21:22,127 --> 00:21:24,362
( panting )
554
00:21:36,809 --> 00:21:40,711
( audience gasping )
555
00:21:45,084 --> 00:21:46,617
AUDIENCE:
Ew.
556
00:21:46,652 --> 00:21:48,452
CARL:
Aw, cheer up, guys.
557
00:21:48,488 --> 00:21:50,554
Eighth place
isn't so bad.
558
00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:52,523
Carl, there are only seven acts.
559
00:21:52,558 --> 00:21:54,324
Think of it
this way, guys.
560
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,093
We may not have won
first prize
561
00:21:56,128 --> 00:21:58,596
but at least we got
our friendship back.
562
00:21:58,631 --> 00:22:00,197
I know one thing.
563
00:22:00,232 --> 00:22:03,100
I'm never playing in a band
with you guys ever again.
564
00:22:03,135 --> 00:22:03,934
( laughing )
565
00:22:03,969 --> 00:22:05,168
Me neither.
566
00:22:05,204 --> 00:22:06,737
You got that right.
567
00:22:06,773 --> 00:22:08,138
( girls grunting )
568
00:22:08,173 --> 00:22:10,274
Hey, guys, I got
a new name for you.
569
00:22:10,309 --> 00:22:11,308
The Losers.
570
00:22:11,343 --> 00:22:12,510
( laughing )
571
00:22:12,545 --> 00:22:14,044
You guys walking home
572
00:22:14,079 --> 00:22:17,381
or are you taking
the snot bubble?
573
00:22:17,417 --> 00:22:19,850
Oh, that was
good-- snot.
574
00:22:19,886 --> 00:22:20,984
Oh, yeah?
575
00:22:21,020 --> 00:22:23,554
Well, you just wait
till next year, Vortex.
576
00:22:23,589 --> 00:22:26,490
The Llama Lords of Science
are going to reunite.
577
00:22:26,526 --> 00:22:28,659
Yeah, and I'll do my drum solo.
578
00:22:28,694 --> 00:22:29,760
No drum solos.
579
00:22:29,796 --> 00:22:31,462
Right, no drum solos.
580
00:22:31,497 --> 00:22:34,465
But a bass solo from The Artist
Formerly Known as Sheen.
581
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:35,633
No, none of that either.
582
00:22:35,668 --> 00:22:37,100
I want a drum solo!
583
00:22:39,472 --> 00:22:43,874
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584
00:22:43,910 --> 00:22:48,045
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585
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:52,750
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