1 00:00:04,885 --> 00:00:06,452 Got to blast! 2 00:00:06,487 --> 00:00:09,555 ♪ From here to the stars for my candy bars ♪ 3 00:00:09,590 --> 00:00:12,924 ♪ Rides a kid with a knack for invention ♪ 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:14,393 ( gasps ) 5 00:00:14,428 --> 00:00:18,964 ♪ With super-powered mind, a mechanical canine ♪ 6 00:00:18,999 --> 00:00:20,399 ( barks ) 7 00:00:20,434 --> 00:00:23,368 ♪ He rescues the day from sure destruction ♪ 8 00:00:23,404 --> 00:00:24,136 Help! 9 00:00:24,171 --> 00:00:26,871 ♪ This is the theme song ♪ 10 00:00:26,907 --> 00:00:27,872 ( screams ) 11 00:00:27,908 --> 00:00:31,210 ♪ For Jimmy Neutron. ♪ 12 00:00:31,245 --> 00:00:33,712 ( mechanical whirring ) 13 00:00:33,747 --> 00:00:34,713 ( barking ) 14 00:00:34,748 --> 00:00:36,848 ( yells ) 15 00:00:36,883 --> 00:00:41,720 Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 16 00:00:41,755 --> 00:00:45,290 and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS 17 00:00:47,495 --> 00:00:50,262 ( panting ): Ultra Lord's... log. 18 00:00:50,297 --> 00:00:53,132 Trapped on the planet of incredible hotness. 19 00:00:53,167 --> 00:00:54,933 Water gone. 20 00:00:54,968 --> 00:00:56,635 Ultra-lips chapped. 21 00:00:56,670 --> 00:01:00,005 ( gasping ): Can't... hold... out... much... longer. 22 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:01,806 ( screaming ) 23 00:01:01,842 --> 00:01:04,042 Sheen, Sheen, please. 24 00:01:04,077 --> 00:01:05,810 It's too hot. 25 00:01:05,846 --> 00:01:07,446 Don't make us hurt you. 26 00:01:07,481 --> 00:01:10,982 ( gasping ): Jimmy... I'm dying. 27 00:01:11,018 --> 00:01:13,685 Please tell Goddard to share. 28 00:01:16,557 --> 00:01:19,224 Hmm, if only there was some thermodynamically 29 00:01:19,260 --> 00:01:21,960 efficient way of cooling off. 30 00:01:21,995 --> 00:01:24,296 ( girls laughing ) 31 00:01:27,134 --> 00:01:28,500 Hi, guys. 32 00:01:28,536 --> 00:01:29,468 Some day, huh? 33 00:01:29,503 --> 00:01:31,736 Yeah, sure, if you like, you know 34 00:01:31,772 --> 00:01:33,172 dying and stuff, all hot. 35 00:01:33,207 --> 00:01:35,240 Well, I think it's just wonderful. 36 00:01:35,276 --> 00:01:37,676 Well, do you guys want to come in? 37 00:01:37,711 --> 00:01:38,677 Yeah. I want to come in. 38 00:01:38,712 --> 00:01:39,645 I guess if we have to. 39 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:40,945 Wait a second. 40 00:01:40,981 --> 00:01:42,281 I think you forgot one thing, Libby. 41 00:01:42,316 --> 00:01:43,682 What's that, Cindy? 42 00:01:43,717 --> 00:01:45,750 They have to admit that girls are better than boys 43 00:01:45,786 --> 00:01:48,753 in every way ever in all history and forever in the future. 44 00:01:48,789 --> 00:01:49,621 Uh... Uh... 45 00:01:49,657 --> 00:01:50,789 Okay. Yeah, sure. 46 00:01:50,824 --> 00:01:51,723 Yeah, why not? Hey, man. 47 00:01:51,758 --> 00:01:52,724 Oh, no, no, no. 48 00:01:52,759 --> 00:01:54,059 Hold it, you guys. 49 00:01:54,094 --> 00:01:55,760 Listen, come on, don't degrade yourselves. 50 00:01:55,796 --> 00:01:57,128 Why not? 51 00:01:57,164 --> 00:01:58,697 It's okay, really, Jimmy-- it's hot. 52 00:01:58,732 --> 00:02:00,031 Lookit, I can fix this-- 53 00:02:00,067 --> 00:02:02,100 I can-- it's only hot weather. 54 00:02:02,135 --> 00:02:04,936 Okay, well, I'd better apply more sunblock. 55 00:02:04,971 --> 00:02:07,005 Oh, look-- it's SPF 50. 56 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:10,609 Hmm. It says for fair to albino skin. 57 00:02:10,644 --> 00:02:11,677 Sunblock. 58 00:02:11,712 --> 00:02:12,911 Carl! 59 00:02:12,946 --> 00:02:14,179 What? 60 00:02:14,215 --> 00:02:15,681 You're a genius. 61 00:02:15,716 --> 00:02:16,881 I am... 62 00:02:16,917 --> 00:02:17,849 I am? 63 00:02:17,884 --> 00:02:20,285 ( electronic whirring ) 64 00:02:20,321 --> 00:02:23,188 CARL: Well, I-I know I'm a genius, Jimmy, but... 65 00:02:23,224 --> 00:02:25,490 what exactly did I come up with again? 66 00:02:25,526 --> 00:02:27,759 Implementing your sunblock idea, Carl. 67 00:02:27,794 --> 00:02:31,129 Listen, if SPF-50 can shield your skin from the sun's rays 68 00:02:31,164 --> 00:02:33,232 then this quantumly enhanced SPF-9000 69 00:02:33,267 --> 00:02:34,933 should shield the entire town. 70 00:02:34,968 --> 00:02:37,035 Oh, right! 71 00:02:37,070 --> 00:02:39,003 Well, just like I planned. 72 00:02:39,039 --> 00:02:40,572 ( whimpers ) 73 00:02:40,608 --> 00:02:43,074 Don't worry, boy, it's just sunblock. 74 00:02:43,110 --> 00:02:44,376 What could happen? 75 00:02:45,846 --> 00:02:48,647 ( low rumbling ) 76 00:02:48,682 --> 00:02:50,282 ( groans ) 77 00:02:50,317 --> 00:02:54,119 Now, once the heat flashes and the nausea subside 78 00:02:54,154 --> 00:02:55,287 I'm good to go. 79 00:02:55,322 --> 00:02:57,456 ( rumbling ) 80 00:03:11,672 --> 00:03:13,805 Jimmy, you did it! 81 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,641 You changed the weather! 82 00:03:15,676 --> 00:03:20,679 Ooh, intense U.V. radiation has made me delusional. 83 00:03:20,714 --> 00:03:22,013 ( babbling ) 84 00:03:22,048 --> 00:03:23,548 I'm a monkey. 85 00:03:24,785 --> 00:03:26,951 O... kay. 86 00:03:26,987 --> 00:03:29,288 Let the games begin! 87 00:03:30,724 --> 00:03:31,956 You ready, guys? 88 00:03:31,992 --> 00:03:34,225 Yeah! Yeah! Cool! 89 00:03:34,662 --> 00:03:36,795 ALL: Yeah...! 90 00:03:36,830 --> 00:03:38,764 We need a bigger hill. 91 00:03:38,799 --> 00:03:39,998 ( giggling ) 92 00:03:40,033 --> 00:03:41,600 Here we... Oh! 93 00:03:41,635 --> 00:03:42,768 I'm all right. 94 00:03:42,803 --> 00:03:43,769 Here we... Ooh! 95 00:03:43,804 --> 00:03:45,604 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 96 00:03:45,639 --> 00:03:46,772 Coming at you. 97 00:03:46,807 --> 00:03:48,473 Okay, Goddard. 98 00:03:48,509 --> 00:03:50,742 Mm, cold. 99 00:03:50,778 --> 00:03:51,843 ( shivering ) 100 00:03:51,878 --> 00:03:54,045 How s-s-sad. 101 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:56,214 Poor N-Neutron can't have a good t-time 102 00:03:56,249 --> 00:03:58,249 unless he ch-changes the weather. 103 00:03:58,285 --> 00:04:00,385 Isn't that s-s-sad? 104 00:04:00,421 --> 00:04:01,486 Libby? 105 00:04:01,522 --> 00:04:03,422 L-L-Libby? 106 00:04:03,457 --> 00:04:04,556 Wahoo! 107 00:04:04,591 --> 00:04:06,024 I gotcha! 108 00:04:06,059 --> 00:04:08,226 Yeah! 109 00:04:14,568 --> 00:04:15,867 ( beeping ) 110 00:04:15,902 --> 00:04:18,069 20 degrees, huh? 111 00:04:18,104 --> 00:04:19,471 No problem, boy. 112 00:04:19,506 --> 00:04:22,207 The sunblock should dissipate in a few days. 113 00:04:22,242 --> 00:04:26,277 For once, everything turned out perfect. 114 00:04:28,315 --> 00:04:30,349 ( whimpers softly ) 115 00:04:34,020 --> 00:04:35,286 ( gasps ) 116 00:04:35,322 --> 00:04:37,055 Leaping leptons! 117 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:38,523 Goddard, what's the temperature? 118 00:04:39,993 --> 00:04:41,526 Minus 30?! 119 00:04:41,562 --> 00:04:42,894 Oh, no! 120 00:04:45,699 --> 00:04:49,634 I must have made a tiny miscalculation. 121 00:04:53,774 --> 00:04:56,274 ( thudding ) 122 00:04:56,309 --> 00:04:57,809 ( barks ) 123 00:04:57,845 --> 00:04:59,611 Carl's SPF-50. 124 00:04:59,646 --> 00:05:00,912 ( barking ) 125 00:05:00,947 --> 00:05:03,982 "Warning: Do not quantumly enhance. 126 00:05:04,017 --> 00:05:06,885 Contents may cause second Ice Age." 127 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:10,188 They really ought to put something like that in bold print. 128 00:05:10,223 --> 00:05:12,991 Well, it seems quiet. 129 00:05:13,026 --> 00:05:17,228 Maybe Mom hasn't noticed the weather yet. 130 00:05:18,432 --> 00:05:20,766 MOM: J-J-James Isaac N-Neutron! 131 00:05:20,801 --> 00:05:23,301 Haven't we warned you about tampering 132 00:05:23,336 --> 00:05:26,004 with the unstable structure of a chaotic system? 133 00:05:26,039 --> 00:05:27,171 Well, I-I-I... 134 00:05:27,207 --> 00:05:28,874 I forgot. 135 00:05:28,909 --> 00:05:30,575 Now, Jim, this is serious. 136 00:05:30,611 --> 00:05:31,443 It's so f-freezing 137 00:05:31,478 --> 00:05:33,578 part of your mother's hair chipped off. 138 00:05:33,614 --> 00:05:35,980 Of course, it's nothing we can't even out 139 00:05:36,016 --> 00:05:37,148 with a little chisel here... 140 00:05:37,183 --> 00:05:38,082 Ooh! Oh! 141 00:05:38,118 --> 00:05:39,250 ( gasps ) 142 00:05:39,286 --> 00:05:40,585 I hope you know how-how-how 143 00:05:40,621 --> 00:05:42,186 you're g-going to reverse this... 144 00:05:42,222 --> 00:05:43,388 this... this... 145 00:05:43,424 --> 00:05:45,424 This, uh... bad weather thingy. 146 00:05:45,459 --> 00:05:46,458 I do. 147 00:05:46,493 --> 00:05:47,959 I will. I mean, I'm... 148 00:05:47,994 --> 00:05:49,795 MOM: Honestly, J-Jimmy, no heat 149 00:05:49,830 --> 00:05:51,797 no power, no appliances. 150 00:05:51,832 --> 00:05:53,665 How will we live? 151 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:55,133 What will we wear? 152 00:05:55,168 --> 00:05:56,334 I'm sorry, Mom. 153 00:05:56,369 --> 00:05:58,437 I'll find a way to fix things. I promise. 154 00:05:58,472 --> 00:05:59,905 There. See, butter biscuit? 155 00:05:59,940 --> 00:06:02,507 Uh, Jimbo's going to f-find a way to fix it, that's all. 156 00:06:02,543 --> 00:06:04,476 In the meantime, we'll just have to adapt 157 00:06:04,511 --> 00:06:06,244 to this hostile, savage environment. 158 00:06:06,279 --> 00:06:07,479 I better run. 159 00:06:07,514 --> 00:06:10,181 Me and the other dads are off to hunt caribou. 160 00:06:10,216 --> 00:06:12,684 Spotted a big herd up on Abner Boulevard. 161 00:06:12,719 --> 00:06:15,386 Got to keep fresh meat on the table. Bye-bye! 162 00:06:15,422 --> 00:06:18,022 Holy Heisenberg, Goddard, it really is a second Ice Age. 163 00:06:18,058 --> 00:06:20,792 Oh, I just hope no one else figures out this was my fault. 164 00:06:20,828 --> 00:06:23,227 ( all shouting angrily ) 165 00:06:23,263 --> 00:06:25,931 Thanks for telling everyone, Sheen. 166 00:06:25,966 --> 00:06:28,232 I didn't know it was a secret. 167 00:06:28,268 --> 00:06:32,604 Um... I sort of told some people, too, Jim. 168 00:06:32,639 --> 00:06:34,439 Peer pressure. 169 00:06:34,475 --> 00:06:37,476 Now, now, children, time for study group. 170 00:06:37,511 --> 00:06:40,378 Okay, who has any ideas how we can escape 171 00:06:40,413 --> 00:06:43,181 being ( crows ) destroyed by the freezing glacier 172 00:06:43,216 --> 00:06:44,649 that used to be Retroville? 173 00:06:44,685 --> 00:06:45,884 I know. 174 00:06:45,919 --> 00:06:48,086 The glacier is obviously angry with Jimmy. 175 00:06:48,121 --> 00:06:49,788 If we feed Jimmy to the glacier 176 00:06:49,823 --> 00:06:52,256 maybe it'll be placated and depart from us. 177 00:06:52,292 --> 00:06:53,625 Aw, Sheen! 178 00:06:53,660 --> 00:06:55,794 Aw, come on, Jimmy, I'm just trying to be productive. 179 00:06:55,829 --> 00:06:57,261 Yeah! Sacrifice! 180 00:06:57,297 --> 00:06:58,597 Sacrifice Jimmy! 181 00:06:58,632 --> 00:07:00,131 Children, children, please! 182 00:07:00,166 --> 00:07:01,500 ( squawks ) 183 00:07:01,535 --> 00:07:02,834 My goodness! 184 00:07:02,870 --> 00:07:04,402 We can't let a little nippiness 185 00:07:04,437 --> 00:07:07,071 turn us into a pack of primitive subhumans! 186 00:07:07,107 --> 00:07:08,940 We must hold on to our dignity. 187 00:07:08,976 --> 00:07:10,008 We must stand erect 188 00:07:10,043 --> 00:07:11,275 ( squawks ) 189 00:07:11,311 --> 00:07:13,244 look the word in the eye and say... 190 00:07:15,015 --> 00:07:17,081 take boy to glacier. 191 00:07:17,117 --> 00:07:19,718 ALL: Yeah! 192 00:07:24,858 --> 00:07:26,190 I don't like it, boy. 193 00:07:26,226 --> 00:07:27,559 The colder it gets 194 00:07:27,594 --> 00:07:29,995 the more people revert to their primal instincts. 195 00:07:30,030 --> 00:07:33,865 We may not have much time before it becomes irreversible. 196 00:07:34,968 --> 00:07:36,801 One called Hugh. 197 00:07:36,837 --> 00:07:38,904 We have hunted since the sun was high. 198 00:07:38,939 --> 00:07:40,539 Still, we have sighted no prey. 199 00:07:40,574 --> 00:07:41,940 Shh. 200 00:07:41,975 --> 00:07:44,042 Looks like we got us a buck. 201 00:07:44,077 --> 00:07:46,244 No, wait, it's a buck-fifty. Oh. 202 00:07:46,279 --> 00:07:47,245 Hey, it's Dad. 203 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:48,547 Hey, Dad! 204 00:07:48,582 --> 00:07:49,814 DAD: Hoo-hoo! 205 00:07:49,850 --> 00:07:51,850 Look at the antlers on him. 206 00:07:51,885 --> 00:07:54,118 Ooh, there's going to be caribou chilli tonight, boys. 207 00:07:54,154 --> 00:07:55,720 ( chanting ): Uk, luk, luk, yeah! 208 00:07:55,756 --> 00:07:56,755 Uk, luk, luk, yeah! 209 00:07:56,790 --> 00:07:57,889 Ooh... caribou! 210 00:07:57,925 --> 00:07:59,024 Uk, luk, luk... 211 00:07:59,059 --> 00:08:00,358 ( chanting continues ) 212 00:08:02,629 --> 00:08:03,728 Uk, luk, luk... 213 00:08:06,199 --> 00:08:08,066 Ooh... caribou! 214 00:08:08,101 --> 00:08:09,233 Uk, luk, luk... 215 00:08:09,269 --> 00:08:10,835 CARL: Psst! Hey, Jimmy. 216 00:08:13,273 --> 00:08:14,906 What is this? 217 00:08:14,942 --> 00:08:16,074 ( laughs ) 218 00:08:16,109 --> 00:08:18,176 This is the lair of the Carl clan. 219 00:08:18,211 --> 00:08:19,644 ( snorts ) 220 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:20,745 Pretty sweet, huh? 221 00:08:20,781 --> 00:08:21,947 Carl clan? 222 00:08:21,982 --> 00:08:23,381 Uh-huh. 223 00:08:23,416 --> 00:08:26,585 This weather is perfect for big-boned people like me 224 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:29,120 and soon the hunters will move on. 225 00:08:29,155 --> 00:08:33,024 Then we of the Carl clan will emerge from our long sleep 226 00:08:33,060 --> 00:08:36,260 and the land will belong to the hefty! 227 00:08:36,296 --> 00:08:37,896 Long sleep? 228 00:08:37,931 --> 00:08:39,698 You-you mean hibernation? 229 00:08:39,733 --> 00:08:40,665 Uh-huh. 230 00:08:40,701 --> 00:08:42,567 And that's why I'm bulking up on carbs. 231 00:08:42,603 --> 00:08:44,402 'Cause I'll have to feed off the extra weight 232 00:08:44,437 --> 00:08:45,870 until the spring. 233 00:08:45,906 --> 00:08:49,240 And when I emerge, I will be fit, strong, and... 234 00:08:49,275 --> 00:08:51,042 my sunburn'll be gone. 235 00:08:51,078 --> 00:08:52,677 Sunburn. 236 00:08:52,713 --> 00:08:55,146 But I thought you had on SPF-50. 237 00:08:55,181 --> 00:08:57,616 Well, I must have sweated it off. 238 00:08:57,651 --> 00:08:59,985 Hey, I'm a real good sweater. 239 00:09:00,020 --> 00:09:01,319 That's it! 240 00:09:01,354 --> 00:09:03,888 You're brand of sunblock isn't waterproof. 241 00:09:03,924 --> 00:09:05,289 It dissolves with water. 242 00:09:05,325 --> 00:09:07,425 Carl, you're a genius! 243 00:09:07,460 --> 00:09:09,560 Yeah, tell me something I don't know. 244 00:09:09,596 --> 00:09:11,062 ( snorts ) 245 00:09:11,098 --> 00:09:12,831 MEN ( chanting ): Uk, luk, luk, yeah. 246 00:09:12,866 --> 00:09:13,832 Uk, luk, luk, yeah. 247 00:09:13,867 --> 00:09:14,833 Uk, luk, luk, yeah. 248 00:09:14,868 --> 00:09:15,867 Uk, luk, luk, yeah. 249 00:09:15,902 --> 00:09:17,235 No time to lose, boy. 250 00:09:17,270 --> 00:09:18,870 We've got to find some water. 251 00:09:24,244 --> 00:09:25,510 ( clanging ) 252 00:09:25,545 --> 00:09:28,579 CINDY: D-do you m-m-mind, Neutron? 253 00:09:28,615 --> 00:09:33,885 I'm t-trying to enjoy my... p-pool. 254 00:09:39,059 --> 00:09:40,558 DAD: Don't waste your time, sport. 255 00:09:40,593 --> 00:09:42,961 All the pipes are frozen solid. 256 00:09:42,996 --> 00:09:45,664 Sweetie, eat your caribou before it gets hard and icy. 257 00:09:45,699 --> 00:09:46,898 Mm-hmm. 258 00:09:46,933 --> 00:09:48,332 Come on. 259 00:09:48,368 --> 00:09:50,835 Think, think, think. 260 00:09:55,075 --> 00:09:57,942 Hey, I'm a real good sweater. 261 00:09:57,978 --> 00:09:59,177 Mind blast! 262 00:09:59,212 --> 00:10:00,211 Of course. 263 00:10:00,246 --> 00:10:01,646 Perspiration. 264 00:10:01,682 --> 00:10:03,948 With its high oil and sodium content 265 00:10:03,984 --> 00:10:06,718 it doesn't freeze as fast as ordinary water. 266 00:10:06,753 --> 00:10:09,587 But I'm going to need plenty of sweat. 267 00:10:11,291 --> 00:10:12,623 JIMMY: Gentlemen 268 00:10:12,659 --> 00:10:14,959 I've selected the three of you 269 00:10:14,995 --> 00:10:16,061 as you are the most likely 270 00:10:16,096 --> 00:10:17,128 candidates in town 271 00:10:17,164 --> 00:10:18,129 whose girth will provide 272 00:10:18,165 --> 00:10:19,330 the maximum probability 273 00:10:19,365 --> 00:10:20,765 of intense perspiration. 274 00:10:20,801 --> 00:10:22,000 Miss Fowl? 275 00:10:22,035 --> 00:10:24,435 ( squawking chant ) 276 00:10:26,106 --> 00:10:29,107 ( chanting continues ) 277 00:10:30,944 --> 00:10:31,910 It's working. 278 00:10:33,213 --> 00:10:36,715 ( water dripping ) 279 00:10:41,521 --> 00:10:43,254 ( water sloshing ) 280 00:10:43,289 --> 00:10:45,156 Uh... 281 00:10:45,192 --> 00:10:47,258 I'm-I'm just not sweating. 282 00:10:47,293 --> 00:10:48,893 Oh, come on, Carl. 283 00:10:48,929 --> 00:10:49,794 You can do it. 284 00:10:49,830 --> 00:10:51,329 The whole town's depending on you. 285 00:10:51,364 --> 00:10:53,131 You'll be a hero. 286 00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:54,833 Really? 287 00:10:54,868 --> 00:10:55,867 Okay. 288 00:10:55,902 --> 00:10:57,535 ( inhales ) 289 00:10:57,570 --> 00:11:01,472 ( grunting ) 290 00:11:04,344 --> 00:11:07,411 ALL: Yeah! 291 00:11:15,288 --> 00:11:16,320 ( all sniffing ) 292 00:11:16,356 --> 00:11:17,756 ALL: Ew! 293 00:11:20,493 --> 00:11:23,128 ( all cheering ) 294 00:11:23,163 --> 00:11:25,630 You did it, child of she who is my woman. 295 00:11:25,665 --> 00:11:28,166 Now you've given us the gift of the sun. 296 00:11:28,201 --> 00:11:29,533 ( sniffing ) 297 00:11:29,569 --> 00:11:31,502 If only I could give these guys 298 00:11:31,537 --> 00:11:33,238 the gift of roll-on deodorant. 299 00:11:33,273 --> 00:11:34,239 ( sniffing ) 300 00:11:34,274 --> 00:11:35,606 Whoo! 301 00:11:35,642 --> 00:11:39,778 Uh, does anyone have a scented towelette? 302 00:11:53,493 --> 00:11:57,929 And that's how the sesame-encrusted breadstick 303 00:11:57,964 --> 00:12:00,265 came to the New World. 304 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:01,332 Any questions? 305 00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:03,434 ( soft snoring ) 306 00:12:03,469 --> 00:12:06,304 ( bell ringing ) 307 00:12:06,339 --> 00:12:07,839 Class, wait! 308 00:12:07,874 --> 00:12:10,775 Don't forget to sign up for Friday's talent show. 309 00:12:10,811 --> 00:12:14,179 And remember, it's not about who's more talented. 310 00:12:14,214 --> 00:12:15,579 ( crowing ) 311 00:12:15,615 --> 00:12:20,584 It's about winning a very large and expensive 312 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:23,554 solid gold trophy for first place. 313 00:12:29,662 --> 00:12:32,496 I'm going to do my Emmy-caliber water-spitting routine 314 00:12:32,532 --> 00:12:33,698 for the talent show. 315 00:12:33,733 --> 00:12:36,100 Oh, yeah? I'm going to blow nose bubbles. 316 00:12:36,136 --> 00:12:37,535 ( snorts ) 317 00:12:37,570 --> 00:12:39,838 That'll be cool, but you know what I'm going to do? 318 00:12:39,873 --> 00:12:40,939 Algebra, in Latin. 319 00:12:40,974 --> 00:12:43,374 Hey, guys, we're going to go sign up 320 00:12:43,409 --> 00:12:45,243 for the talent contest. 321 00:12:45,278 --> 00:12:46,577 You should sign up, too. 322 00:12:46,612 --> 00:12:49,247 Oops, I forgot-- you have no talent. 323 00:12:49,282 --> 00:12:50,915 ( laughing ) 324 00:12:50,951 --> 00:12:53,284 We're doing Riverstomp. 325 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,385 Riverstomp?! 326 00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:55,419 What the heck is that? 327 00:12:55,455 --> 00:12:57,121 Funny you should ask. 328 00:12:57,157 --> 00:12:58,223 Hit it, Seamus. 329 00:12:58,258 --> 00:13:00,058 ( Irish music playing ) 330 00:13:16,109 --> 00:13:18,576 ( cheering and whistling ) 331 00:13:20,146 --> 00:13:21,746 Beat that, Neutron. 332 00:13:21,781 --> 00:13:22,881 We will. 333 00:13:22,916 --> 00:13:25,049 Carl, Sheen, and I are taking home that trophy. 334 00:13:25,085 --> 00:13:26,084 Right, Sheen? 335 00:13:26,119 --> 00:13:28,152 Yeah! The trophy is ours. 336 00:13:28,188 --> 00:13:29,687 Right, Carl? 337 00:13:29,722 --> 00:13:32,490 No way. You girls will definitely win. 338 00:13:32,525 --> 00:13:33,824 BOYS: Carl! 339 00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:36,194 So, what are you lame-o's going to do? 340 00:13:36,229 --> 00:13:37,628 Something stupid 341 00:13:37,663 --> 00:13:39,330 like blowing nose bubbles? 342 00:13:39,366 --> 00:13:40,331 Or spitting water? 343 00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:42,200 Or doing algebra in Latin? 344 00:13:42,235 --> 00:13:44,168 ( laughing ) 345 00:13:45,705 --> 00:13:50,308 Actually, uh, our band is going to play. 346 00:13:50,343 --> 00:13:51,575 You losers have a band? 347 00:13:51,611 --> 00:13:52,810 Yes, we have a band 348 00:13:52,845 --> 00:13:55,380 and we're going to stomp your Riverstomp. 349 00:13:55,415 --> 00:13:57,081 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 350 00:13:57,117 --> 00:13:58,316 Well, we'll see on Friday. 351 00:13:58,351 --> 00:13:59,683 That's right. 352 00:13:59,719 --> 00:14:02,186 Oh, man, did they ever make a mistake. 353 00:14:02,222 --> 00:14:04,622 With our power chords and phat beats 354 00:14:04,657 --> 00:14:07,425 they're going to wish they never... I mean... 355 00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:08,993 Hey. Wait a minute. 356 00:14:09,029 --> 00:14:10,661 We don't have a rock band. 357 00:14:10,696 --> 00:14:13,431 Yeah, we don't even play any instruments. 358 00:14:13,466 --> 00:14:15,533 Or have any discernible abilities. 359 00:14:15,568 --> 00:14:17,068 Guys, guys, guys. 360 00:14:17,103 --> 00:14:18,536 I got it under control. 361 00:14:18,571 --> 00:14:21,039 ( power chord ) 362 00:14:21,074 --> 00:14:22,640 Gentlemen, I present 363 00:14:22,675 --> 00:14:26,444 the Neutron Synchronous Mind Instruments. 364 00:14:26,479 --> 00:14:28,313 Each one has an internal computer 365 00:14:28,348 --> 00:14:30,415 that has downloaded every note, every chord 366 00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:32,283 every lick, every run, groove 367 00:14:32,319 --> 00:14:34,585 rhythm, and beat ever played. 368 00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,687 All we have to do is think the sound 369 00:14:36,722 --> 00:14:38,456 and the instruments will do the rest. 370 00:14:38,491 --> 00:14:41,492 So, if we think it, we can play it? 371 00:14:41,527 --> 00:14:42,893 ( playing rock lick ) 372 00:14:42,929 --> 00:14:46,364 Oh, baby. I'm playing, I'm playing. 373 00:14:46,399 --> 00:14:48,366 ( playing high-energy pop ) 374 00:14:48,401 --> 00:14:51,202 Wow! I can do something! 375 00:14:51,237 --> 00:14:53,371 Somebody call my mom! 376 00:14:53,406 --> 00:14:54,638 You kids. 377 00:14:54,674 --> 00:14:57,208 Good luck tonight, and remember-- 378 00:14:57,243 --> 00:14:58,742 have fun with it. 379 00:14:58,778 --> 00:15:00,744 Hey, Jimmy, we need a name. 380 00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:03,448 How about The Mighty Disciples of Ultra Lord? 381 00:15:03,483 --> 00:15:06,184 Oh, oh, hey, what about this? 382 00:15:06,219 --> 00:15:07,585 The Science Kings. 383 00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:09,053 Oh, I got a name, and it's great. 384 00:15:09,089 --> 00:15:10,221 Does it have 385 00:15:10,256 --> 00:15:11,055 the word "llama" in it? 386 00:15:11,091 --> 00:15:12,857 No. 387 00:15:12,892 --> 00:15:13,958 Yes. 388 00:15:13,994 --> 00:15:17,328 Okay. Well, um, maybe we can mix them together. 389 00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:19,663 I know-- The Llama Lords of Science. 390 00:15:19,699 --> 00:15:22,333 All right! Yeah, that's cool. 391 00:15:22,369 --> 00:15:25,703 One, two, three, think! 392 00:15:25,738 --> 00:15:32,143 ( playing high-energy pop ) 393 00:15:32,178 --> 00:15:34,479 ( screaming ) 394 00:15:34,514 --> 00:15:36,914 ( laughing ) 395 00:15:36,949 --> 00:15:39,117 CINDY: This can't be happening! 396 00:15:39,152 --> 00:15:41,019 Nerd-tron actually rocks? 397 00:15:41,054 --> 00:15:42,353 ( shrieks ) 398 00:15:42,389 --> 00:15:43,554 My foot is tapping. 399 00:15:43,589 --> 00:15:45,589 Libby! We got to get out of this place. 400 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:50,161 I-I-I can't fight the music! 401 00:15:50,196 --> 00:15:51,229 Snap out of it. 402 00:15:51,264 --> 00:15:52,830 We can't let Carl, Sheen, and Neutron 403 00:15:52,865 --> 00:15:53,631 win that trophy. 404 00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:55,866 Come on, we've got work to do. 405 00:15:55,902 --> 00:15:59,937 ( crowd cheers ) 406 00:15:59,972 --> 00:16:04,842 ALL: I'm going to be the greatest rock star ever. 407 00:16:04,877 --> 00:16:07,745 Uh, I'm thinking about changing our name. 408 00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:10,848 What about The Jimmy Neutron Experience? 409 00:16:10,883 --> 00:16:13,918 Yeah, I kind of like The Carl Weezer Project. 410 00:16:13,953 --> 00:16:16,254 I have to vote for Sheen and the Sheenettes. 411 00:16:16,289 --> 00:16:17,755 You guys can be the Sheenettes. 412 00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:20,258 Or we can get some Sheenettes, and you guys just stand 413 00:16:20,293 --> 00:16:21,559 behind the curtain 414 00:16:21,594 --> 00:16:23,461 and carry my stuff around, and stuff. 415 00:16:24,497 --> 00:16:28,032 ( panting ) 416 00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:29,333 So tired... 417 00:16:29,369 --> 00:16:31,569 Haven't eaten... or slept. 418 00:16:31,604 --> 00:16:32,937 Libby, quit slacking. 419 00:16:32,972 --> 00:16:36,240 You heard Neutron and his band of nerds. 420 00:16:36,276 --> 00:16:37,641 We have to be better. 421 00:16:37,677 --> 00:16:40,178 We are the mistresses of dance. 422 00:16:40,213 --> 00:16:41,745 Faster, Libby, faster! 423 00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:45,349 Okay, so, which song are we going to do 424 00:16:45,385 --> 00:16:46,750 at the talent show tonight? 425 00:16:46,786 --> 00:16:49,920 I wrote a speed metal rock opera last night. 426 00:16:49,956 --> 00:16:52,723 It's called Ultra Lord, Superstar. 427 00:16:52,758 --> 00:16:55,626 Well, see, I was thinking more along the lines 428 00:16:55,661 --> 00:16:57,661 of a fusion of techno alternative ska 429 00:16:57,697 --> 00:16:59,597 with some free jazz thrown in 430 00:16:59,632 --> 00:17:01,432 you know, to impress the critics. 431 00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:03,167 I wrote a love song. 432 00:17:03,203 --> 00:17:04,735 Is it about llamas? 433 00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:05,970 No! 434 00:17:06,005 --> 00:17:07,438 Yes. 435 00:17:07,474 --> 00:17:09,307 No love songs. 436 00:17:09,342 --> 00:17:11,842 We've got to kick out the jams, dude. 437 00:17:11,877 --> 00:17:14,945 Jimmy, when do I get to play my drum solo? 438 00:17:14,981 --> 00:17:18,382 If Carl gets a drum solo, I want a bass solo. 439 00:17:18,418 --> 00:17:20,751 No, no drum solos and no bass solos. 440 00:17:20,786 --> 00:17:23,721 If anyone has a solo, it's going to be me. 441 00:17:23,756 --> 00:17:26,824 You? Who died and made you rock 'n roll king? 442 00:17:26,859 --> 00:17:29,059 I think we should all wear makeup. 443 00:17:29,095 --> 00:17:30,561 No makeup! 444 00:17:30,597 --> 00:17:33,464 Guys, guys, what we look like isn't really important. 445 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:34,798 Now, let's practice. 446 00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:36,767 Practice? Don't tell me what to do, all right? 447 00:17:36,802 --> 00:17:39,504 Yeah, Neutron, ever since I started this band 448 00:17:39,539 --> 00:17:41,239 you've been holding me back! 449 00:17:41,274 --> 00:17:43,107 No, I started this band. 450 00:17:43,143 --> 00:17:45,109 You started this band?! 451 00:17:45,145 --> 00:17:46,877 You kids-- Good luck tonight 452 00:17:46,912 --> 00:17:49,380 and remember-- have fun with it. 453 00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:51,115 ( all three growling ) 454 00:17:51,151 --> 00:17:52,250 ( mic feedback ) 455 00:17:52,285 --> 00:17:54,519 Ladies and gentlemen 456 00:17:54,554 --> 00:17:58,156 Welcome to Lindbergh Elementary's 457 00:17:58,191 --> 00:17:59,190 annual talent show. 458 00:17:59,225 --> 00:18:00,491 ( crows ) 459 00:18:00,527 --> 00:18:04,128 And now, our first contestant, Nick Dean. 460 00:18:04,164 --> 00:18:05,996 ( crows ) 461 00:18:08,268 --> 00:18:09,500 ( clicks tongue ) 462 00:18:09,536 --> 00:18:11,302 ( girls screaming ) 463 00:18:11,337 --> 00:18:13,704 The boy's one of a kind. 464 00:18:13,739 --> 00:18:16,340 Aw, pukin' Pluto, where is he? 465 00:18:16,376 --> 00:18:17,841 Hey, way to show up 466 00:18:17,877 --> 00:18:20,978 five minutes before we go on, Sheen. 467 00:18:21,013 --> 00:18:22,480 Wa-wai-wait, excuse me. 468 00:18:22,515 --> 00:18:24,615 From now on, you will refer to me 469 00:18:24,651 --> 00:18:27,418 as "The Artist Formerly Known as Sheen." 470 00:18:27,453 --> 00:18:29,487 Mm-hmm. No, he never sings back-up. 471 00:18:29,522 --> 00:18:30,888 Always sings lead. 472 00:18:30,923 --> 00:18:31,855 Here, what's this? 473 00:18:31,891 --> 00:18:34,559 I have to share a bloomin' dressing room 474 00:18:34,594 --> 00:18:35,859 with you two blokes? 475 00:18:35,895 --> 00:18:38,462 Carl, why are you talking like that? 476 00:18:38,498 --> 00:18:42,032 Oh, no, no, no, please refer all inquiries 477 00:18:42,068 --> 00:18:44,101 to me image consultant. 478 00:18:44,136 --> 00:18:46,070 Yes, yes, no, yes. 479 00:18:46,105 --> 00:18:47,405 Oh, that's right. 480 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:50,107 Big calendar shoot coming up. 481 00:18:50,142 --> 00:18:51,175 JIMMY: Your what?! 482 00:18:51,211 --> 00:18:52,510 Hey, hey, what is this? 483 00:18:52,545 --> 00:18:55,346 I specifically requested dolphin-safe doughnuts! 484 00:18:55,381 --> 00:18:56,647 I refuse to perform 485 00:18:56,683 --> 00:18:59,550 until all my ridiculous demands are satisfied! 486 00:18:59,586 --> 00:19:00,951 Fine, we don't need you. 487 00:19:00,986 --> 00:19:04,255 Right, more time for me drum solo. 488 00:19:04,290 --> 00:19:06,490 What's wrong with his throat? 489 00:19:06,526 --> 00:19:08,559 ( Irish music ends ) 490 00:19:08,595 --> 00:19:10,294 ( applause ) Thank you. 491 00:19:10,330 --> 00:19:12,330 Let's see those boneheads beat that. 492 00:19:12,365 --> 00:19:13,797 Oh, that was nice 493 00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:16,033 but I think Jimmy and his friends 494 00:19:16,068 --> 00:19:17,335 will be even better. 495 00:19:17,370 --> 00:19:18,736 Yeah, they better be. 496 00:19:18,771 --> 00:19:20,938 I paid 125 bucks for these tickets. 497 00:19:20,973 --> 00:19:23,374 Hugh, this is a free school function. 498 00:19:23,409 --> 00:19:24,609 Duh! Darn scalpers. 499 00:19:24,644 --> 00:19:26,577 I want a drum solo! You can't just have 500 00:19:26,613 --> 00:19:27,778 everything you want. 501 00:19:27,813 --> 00:19:29,714 I want a behind-the-scenes documentary 502 00:19:29,749 --> 00:19:32,650 tracing my amazing ride to fame, while revealing 503 00:19:32,685 --> 00:19:34,952 several humiliating skeletons in my closet. 504 00:19:34,987 --> 00:19:37,455 Oh, I can't believe I even let you two in my band! 505 00:19:37,490 --> 00:19:39,357 Your band? Yes, my band. 506 00:19:39,392 --> 00:19:40,758 If it wasn't for my instruments 507 00:19:40,793 --> 00:19:43,461 you'd be blowing nose bubbles and spitting water. 508 00:19:43,496 --> 00:19:44,595 Oh, yeah?! Yeah! 509 00:19:44,631 --> 00:19:46,196 Well, here's what I think 510 00:19:46,232 --> 00:19:47,698 about your stupid instruments. 511 00:19:47,734 --> 00:19:48,633 Hey! 512 00:19:48,668 --> 00:19:51,201 You just destroyed my instruments! 513 00:19:51,237 --> 00:19:53,404 Who needs your stupid instruments 514 00:19:53,439 --> 00:19:55,539 when you've got my musical genius? 515 00:19:55,575 --> 00:19:58,342 Oh, you're both a couple of ruddy twits. 516 00:19:58,378 --> 00:19:59,377 That's it! 517 00:19:59,412 --> 00:20:01,746 ( all growling ) 518 00:20:01,781 --> 00:20:04,282 You kids-- good luck tonight 519 00:20:04,317 --> 00:20:06,651 and remember, have fun with it. 520 00:20:06,686 --> 00:20:08,986 ( crashing ) 521 00:20:09,021 --> 00:20:10,053 W-wait a minute. 522 00:20:10,089 --> 00:20:11,889 Sheen and Carl, what are we doing? 523 00:20:11,924 --> 00:20:13,791 Well, I was about to strangle Carl. 524 00:20:13,826 --> 00:20:15,660 Yeah, and I was going to slap Sheen 525 00:20:15,695 --> 00:20:16,927 in the back of the head. 526 00:20:16,962 --> 00:20:18,195 Look at us. 527 00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:19,497 We're best friends 528 00:20:19,532 --> 00:20:22,333 and ever since we started this band 529 00:20:22,368 --> 00:20:23,834 we've been arguing and fighting. 530 00:20:23,869 --> 00:20:26,270 We're so obsessed with becoming rock stars 531 00:20:26,306 --> 00:20:29,307 that we've forgotten the real reason we did this. 532 00:20:31,076 --> 00:20:32,677 To beat Cindy and Libby! 533 00:20:32,712 --> 00:20:34,845 ( all yelling ): Yeah!!! 534 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,113 Llama Lords of Science... 535 00:20:36,148 --> 00:20:37,348 ( crows ) 536 00:20:37,383 --> 00:20:38,416 ...you're on! 537 00:20:38,451 --> 00:20:39,717 ( all gasping ) 538 00:20:39,752 --> 00:20:42,219 We can't go out without our instruments. 539 00:20:42,254 --> 00:20:43,454 They'll laugh at us. 540 00:20:43,489 --> 00:20:46,290 They'll write unkind things about us in our yearbooks. 541 00:20:50,396 --> 00:20:53,331 There's been a slight change. 542 00:20:53,366 --> 00:20:58,268 The Llama Lords of Science will not be performing. 543 00:20:58,304 --> 00:21:00,170 ( audience groans ) 544 00:21:00,206 --> 00:21:01,706 I want my money back! 545 00:21:01,741 --> 00:21:04,208 Uh, not that I paid, or anything. 546 00:21:04,243 --> 00:21:09,480 Instead, here is Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl doing... 547 00:21:09,515 --> 00:21:10,948 ( crows ) 548 00:21:10,983 --> 00:21:12,450 something else. 549 00:21:12,485 --> 00:21:14,952 ( clearing throat ) 550 00:21:14,987 --> 00:21:16,821 Observe. 551 00:21:16,856 --> 00:21:19,189 ( inhaling deeply ) 552 00:21:19,225 --> 00:21:22,092 ( high-pitched whining ) 553 00:21:22,127 --> 00:21:24,362 ( panting ) 554 00:21:36,809 --> 00:21:40,711 ( audience gasping ) 555 00:21:45,084 --> 00:21:46,617 AUDIENCE: Ew. 556 00:21:46,652 --> 00:21:48,452 CARL: Aw, cheer up, guys. 557 00:21:48,488 --> 00:21:50,554 Eighth place isn't so bad. 558 00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:52,523 Carl, there are only seven acts. 559 00:21:52,558 --> 00:21:54,324 Think of it this way, guys. 560 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,093 We may not have won first prize 561 00:21:56,128 --> 00:21:58,596 but at least we got our friendship back. 562 00:21:58,631 --> 00:22:00,197 I know one thing. 563 00:22:00,232 --> 00:22:03,100 I'm never playing in a band with you guys ever again. 564 00:22:03,135 --> 00:22:03,934 ( laughing ) 565 00:22:03,969 --> 00:22:05,168 Me neither. 566 00:22:05,204 --> 00:22:06,737 You got that right. 567 00:22:06,773 --> 00:22:08,138 ( girls grunting ) 568 00:22:08,173 --> 00:22:10,274 Hey, guys, I got a new name for you. 569 00:22:10,309 --> 00:22:11,308 The Losers. 570 00:22:11,343 --> 00:22:12,510 ( laughing ) 571 00:22:12,545 --> 00:22:14,044 You guys walking home 572 00:22:14,079 --> 00:22:17,381 or are you taking the snot bubble? 573 00:22:17,417 --> 00:22:19,850 Oh, that was good-- snot. 574 00:22:19,886 --> 00:22:20,984 Oh, yeah? 575 00:22:21,020 --> 00:22:23,554 Well, you just wait till next year, Vortex. 576 00:22:23,589 --> 00:22:26,490 The Llama Lords of Science are going to reunite. 577 00:22:26,526 --> 00:22:28,659 Yeah, and I'll do my drum solo. 578 00:22:28,694 --> 00:22:29,760 No drum solos. 579 00:22:29,796 --> 00:22:31,462 Right, no drum solos. 580 00:22:31,497 --> 00:22:34,465 But a bass solo from The Artist Formerly Known as Sheen. 581 00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:35,633 No, none of that either. 582 00:22:35,668 --> 00:22:37,100 I want a drum solo! 583 00:22:39,472 --> 00:22:43,874 Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 584 00:22:43,910 --> 00:22:48,045 and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS 585 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:52,750 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org