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U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS
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Listen up!
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What we have before
us today is a race.
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This race, once started,
shall not stop for any reason.
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If you trip,
you will be trampled.
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If you stumble,
you will be trampled.
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If you refuse to trample,
you will be trampled!
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On your mark...
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( blows whistle )
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( kids cheering )
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( breathing hard ):
Lungs... straining....
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underwear... chafing...
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( heavy breathing )
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Go, Sheen!
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Ooh... I-I'm floating...
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the light.
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Yes, move toward the light.
Oh...
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Just passing through, Libby.
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Hey, Sheen,
have you seen my back?
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No.
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Well, check it out.
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Hey!
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( kids cheering )
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You're going down, Neutron.
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Oh, please, if you
run half as well
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as your report on the
time-space continuum
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I already beat you
2,000 years ago.
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Take it to him, girlfriend!
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You got it, Jimmy!
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No pressure, but for
the love of humanity...
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don't lose!
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Isn't that big head getting
a little heavy, Neutron?
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Ha-ha! That's really
funny, Cindy.
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After I cross
the finish line
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remind me to
fake a laugh.
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( kids cheering )
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Hey, Jimmy, you know
the only thing worse
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than you losing
this relay race?
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What's that, Vortex?
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Losing to a girl!
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( grunts )
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( cheering )
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Quick, trample him!
Trample him before he gets up!
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You call that running?
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My grandma's faster.
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Race you to the
lockers, Jimmy.
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( all laughing )
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DAD:
Ah, don't let it
get you down, Jim-jam.
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I lost all sorts of races
when I was your age.
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But I turned
out okay, huh?
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Well, sure, the
tramplings left
a scar or two
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but I'm basically
all right.
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I think what your father's
trying to say, Jimmy
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is that losing's
not important
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as long as you
try your best.
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Look, this one's shaped
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like President Grover Cleveland,
in his second term.
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Well, I've had enough losing
for one week.
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That's why, at this very moment,
Shoebot is coating my sneakers
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with a mixture
of thermal-silicone
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and my all-purpose, endlessly
adaptable compound neutro-gunk.
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The resulting combination
should create a propulsive
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yet frictionless environment
around my sneakers
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that will power me to victory.
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But won't the combustion cycle
become increasingly irregular
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due to the inhibiting effect
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of the silicon's
thermal resistance?
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Huh?
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Don't worry, Mom.
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It's just going to be
one quick experiment--
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but, oh, so satisfying.
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( kids cheering )
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( humming )
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Going to kick your butt twice
in the same week, Nerd-tron.
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They say pride goes
before the fall, Vortex.
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Yeah? All I know is
I go before you.
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Bye!
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Here!
Jimmy, now run like the wind!
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You're a cheetah!
You're an eagle!
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Take it--
seriously... run.
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Um, Jimmy,
you're supposed to run now.
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Go, Neutron, come on!
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( yawns )
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Well, got to blast.
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Little short of
breath there, Vortex?
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That's too bad.
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Well, got to go. Bye.
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( yawns )
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Looks like there's still time
for a purple flurp break.
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Ah!
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Come on, Vortex!
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You still have
a chance...
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to be a loser!
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Oh, look, a 1957 Van de Graaff
electrostatic generator!
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What? Who? Where?!
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I win!
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( cheering )
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( blows raspberry )
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That was amazing, Jimmy.
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But I lost humiliatingly.
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Yeah, but before that!
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Uh-huh, you were
going so fast
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you were completely
invisible!
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Which you might want
to stay all the time
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because you're
the laughingstock
of the whole school.
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( girls cheering )
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♪ For she's
a jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ For she's a jolly good
fellow...! ♪
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Invisible, huh?
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That just might come in handy.
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( boinging )
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Oh, hello, Mr. Squirrel.
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Would you like
to keep me company
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while I eat my lunch?
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Now to test how
invisible I really am.
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Well, I-- who took my sandwich?!
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Oh, so that's your game, is it?
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Well, Mr. I'm-Too-
Good-For-Acorns
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how'd you like a nice detention?
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I am moving
too fast to see.
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Imagine the possibilities.
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I could benefit all mankind!
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Or I could totally
get back at Cindy.
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Yeah, I'm going to go with that.
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( scoffs )
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Come on, Nissa, your turn.
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Okay.
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♪ And my name is Nissa ♪
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♪ I'm a good kissa ♪
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♪ My favorite
Tomei's first name ♪
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♪ is Marisa! ♪
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Ah, sweet revenge.
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♪ See, my name is Cindy ♪
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♪ Chicago is windy ♪
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♪ Mario Andretti
won the 500 Indy. ♪
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Whoa...!
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Britney?!
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Um, I didn't do it!
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Oh, I suppose the rope
tripped me by itself?
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Hey, what's going on?
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( yelling )
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Dude, you're not a dude!
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Wait, I-I can
explain, Nick.
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See, I was jumping rope
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and the jump rope
came alive, and I just...
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Oh...
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Whoa!
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( shouts )
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( laughs maniacally )
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Invisible Boy strikes!
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This may be my greatest
invention ever!
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Think what I can do!
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Think what I shouldn't do,
but will do.
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Think... wait a minute.
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Something's wrong.
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I can't stop! Oh, no!
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Mom was right!
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The combustion cycle is
accelerating out of control!
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Can't... get my shoes... off!
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Must...
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( grunts )
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( yells )
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but, what if Ultra Lord
found a baby llama
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and he named it Carlito
and he raised it
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and taught it karate
and how to fly?
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Ultra Lord doesn't need
a sidekick, Carl.
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And if he did
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there's no way
it would be a llama sidekick
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named Carlito!
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Whoa!
Whoa!
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Wow, what the heck
was that?
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JIMMY:
Carl... help! Stuck! I...!
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Did you hear something?
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Yea-- uh... not-not
if you didn't.
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D-d-definitely not
if you didn't.
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Great, they can't see me
or hear me.
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I've got to communicate somehow.
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Don't be alarmed
or anything, Carl
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but I think we may be
in the presence
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of a creature
from the other side.
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Of the playground?
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No, I mean a spirit,
a phantom, an apparition!
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Oh... you mean
like a person
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that used to be a person
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and then they died and
now they're a ghost?!
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"Help Jimmy"?
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Oh, no! He's got Jimmy!
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What are we going
to do, Sheen?
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Uh, since we're just kids
and this is a ghost
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I suggest we run away
as quickly as possible
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screaming at the top
of our lungs.
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( screaming )
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa...!
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I can't just keep running around
and around forever.
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Wait a minute, "running around"!
That's it!
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If I could spin around
fast enough
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my mass will become less dense
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and, in theory, I could slip
right out of my shoes.
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Or I could end up
a gelatinous mess
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splattered all over the ground.
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( gulps )
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I really hope
it's the first one.
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Ah, perfect.
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( yelling )
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Let's see if it's working...
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I'm lifting out of my shoes.
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It is working!
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( screams )
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I have never been
so embarrassed in all my life.
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And in front of Nick.
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Oh, cheer up, girl.
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With your grades
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you can transfer to
any school in town.
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I just know
Neutron's behind this.
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When I see him...
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We just saw a ghost!
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Yeah, and
it has Jimmy!
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Good, it can keep him.
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Boy, you really have some
anger issues, don't you?
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JIMMY:
Whoa!
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( squishing )
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( coughs )
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Hi, guys.
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I'm back, and by the way,
that wasn't a ghost.
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It was me!
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But once again,
I've solved everything.
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ALL:
Ew...!
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I thought Nerd-tron
was hard to look at before
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but this is disgusting.
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Yeah, Jimmy, you're totally
gross... yet somehow cool.
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But completely nasty!
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Yet strangely awesome.
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What are you guys talking about?
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Oh, my molecules
haven't reassimilated.
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Hey, look...
( chuckles )
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He's fun to poke.
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Stop it, Carl!
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No, it's fun.
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Pick up a stick
and poke him, Sheen.
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Don't!
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Wow, Jimmy, you finally
invented something
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we can all enjoy.
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Yeah, this is better
than a video game.
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Stop it!
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I could do this all day,
and I think I will.
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Okey-dokey, pokey-pokey!
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( laughing )
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I call it the Neutron
encephalo-synthesizer.
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It isolates and amplifies
alpha brain waves
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passes them through a
12-tone interpreter module
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and outputs them in
an audible frequency.
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Uh, what was that
first part again?
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And that middle part?
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And the end-y part, too.
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Well, simply put
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it translates
your thoughts and feelings
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into notes and rhythm.
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And so, without
further ado
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I now present the musical
stylings of my brain.
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( yodeling plays on tape )
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( laughter )
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JIMMY:
The feminine brain is a
treacherous minefield, Carl.
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Thanks for coming over to
console me in my darkest hour.
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00:11:58,039 --> 00:12:00,273
Well, actually,
I was hoping you'd help me
266
00:12:00,308 --> 00:12:01,640
with my geometry homework.
267
00:12:01,676 --> 00:12:05,378
Now, the triangles
are the pointy ones, right?
268
00:12:05,413 --> 00:12:08,381
Today was only the latest
in a long line
269
00:12:08,416 --> 00:12:11,451
of humiliating pranks
Cindy's pulled on me.
270
00:12:11,486 --> 00:12:13,786
If only I knew
what she was thinking
271
00:12:13,821 --> 00:12:17,357
I could catch her in
the planning stage and...
272
00:12:17,392 --> 00:12:19,425
Whoa!
273
00:12:21,196 --> 00:12:23,363
( lightning cracks )
274
00:12:23,398 --> 00:12:25,698
( squeaking and whirring )
275
00:12:27,402 --> 00:12:29,035
I'll pull out the tone generator
276
00:12:29,070 --> 00:12:31,537
and substitute
a voice synthesizer...
277
00:12:31,572 --> 00:12:34,907
JIMMY'S VOICE:
Come on, work, work!
278
00:12:34,942 --> 00:12:36,242
It works!
279
00:12:38,013 --> 00:12:39,479
CARL'S VOICE:
Hmm...
280
00:12:39,514 --> 00:12:41,847
the ends of my fingers
look like
281
00:12:41,883 --> 00:12:43,749
little pink plums.
282
00:12:43,784 --> 00:12:45,051
If I use headphones
283
00:12:45,086 --> 00:12:46,219
Cindy will never know
284
00:12:46,254 --> 00:12:48,121
I'm reading
her every thought.
285
00:12:48,156 --> 00:12:49,389
I wish I could
try it tonight
286
00:12:49,424 --> 00:12:51,190
and see if she's got
something sneaky planned
287
00:12:51,226 --> 00:12:52,825
for tomorrow.
288
00:12:55,497 --> 00:12:59,598
Nick, um, um, I-I hate
to bother you at home
289
00:12:59,634 --> 00:13:04,203
but I'm stuck with these
two dumb tickets for, um...
290
00:13:04,239 --> 00:13:05,804
What was that band
you liked again?
291
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,040
( click-beep )
292
00:13:07,075 --> 00:13:09,208
Oops, um, call waiting.
293
00:13:09,244 --> 00:13:10,543
Don't go anywhere.
294
00:13:10,578 --> 00:13:12,845
JIMMY:
Hi, Cindy, uh, what you doing?
295
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,180
Neutron!
296
00:13:14,215 --> 00:13:16,382
After I hang up, I'll be getting
an unlisted number.
297
00:13:16,418 --> 00:13:20,219
JIMMY:
Hmm, no brain wave response.
298
00:13:20,255 --> 00:13:23,022
Goddard, recalibrate
to 3.8 Gigahertz.
299
00:13:23,058 --> 00:13:24,257
( rapid beeping )
300
00:13:24,292 --> 00:13:25,491
CINDY:
I hope Brainzilla
301
00:13:25,527 --> 00:13:27,626
isn't on to tomorrow's
little surprise.
302
00:13:27,662 --> 00:13:29,295
Ah, jackpot!
303
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:31,397
Oh, uh, yeah, I
just phoned to see
304
00:13:31,433 --> 00:13:34,567
if you had any special plans
to humiliate me tomorrow.
305
00:13:34,602 --> 00:13:37,703
Oh, no, don't tell me.
He's found out about the--
306
00:13:49,951 --> 00:13:51,551
Jimmy!
307
00:13:51,586 --> 00:13:53,252
Are you okay?
308
00:13:56,724 --> 00:14:00,426
If you can hear me,
tell me the answers
to 5-a through 11-c.
309
00:14:00,462 --> 00:14:02,295
I mean, just so I know
that you're okay.
310
00:14:02,330 --> 00:14:03,662
CINDY'S VOICE:
Jimmy?!
311
00:14:03,698 --> 00:14:05,331
Hello?
312
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:09,402
I'm Cindy, and what are you
doing in my room?
313
00:14:09,437 --> 00:14:12,171
Where is my room
314
00:14:12,207 --> 00:14:15,475
and what happened
to my puffy pink nail polish?
315
00:14:16,077 --> 00:14:17,276
( screams )
316
00:14:17,312 --> 00:14:18,711
( Jimmy's voice screaming )
317
00:14:18,746 --> 00:14:20,946
( both screaming )
318
00:14:24,752 --> 00:14:25,684
( electronic hum )
319
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:26,619
VOX:
Rejected!
320
00:14:26,654 --> 00:14:29,222
Girl hair! Girl hair!
Girl hair!
321
00:14:29,257 --> 00:14:31,790
JIMMY'S VOICE:
Vox, it's me! Let me in!
322
00:14:38,366 --> 00:14:42,135
CINDY'S VOICE:
If you get garbage on my hair,
I'll never forgive you!
323
00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:43,569
What have you got
to say for yourself?
324
00:14:43,605 --> 00:14:45,738
Or myself?
Or whoever you are?!
325
00:14:45,773 --> 00:14:47,840
JIMMY'S VOICE:
Please don't put my hands
on my hips!
326
00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:49,708
Guys don't go that!
327
00:14:49,744 --> 00:14:52,645
I'll put my hands anywhere
I want to put my hands.
328
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:55,148
I'll skip to the doll shop,
swinging my hips, like this.
329
00:14:55,183 --> 00:14:56,649
♪ Swingy, swingy,
swingy, swingy ♪
330
00:14:56,684 --> 00:14:58,217
♪ Girlie, girlie, girlie... ♪
331
00:14:58,253 --> 00:14:59,952
No!
332
00:14:59,987 --> 00:15:02,622
Then fix this, you idiot-- now!
333
00:15:02,657 --> 00:15:03,722
Absolutely!
334
00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:06,259
I just need to tinker with it
for a few hours.
335
00:15:06,294 --> 00:15:07,593
We don't have a few hours.
336
00:15:07,629 --> 00:15:09,228
School starts in 20 minutes.
337
00:15:09,264 --> 00:15:11,930
You may have stolen
my body and my clothes
338
00:15:11,966 --> 00:15:14,033
but you're not ruining my
perfect attendance record.
339
00:15:14,068 --> 00:15:16,035
Now get my butt to class!
340
00:15:17,539 --> 00:15:19,572
JIMMY'S VOICE:
My ankles are freezing!
341
00:15:19,607 --> 00:15:22,741
Why don't girls just buy
pants that cover their legs?
342
00:15:22,777 --> 00:15:25,911
CINDY'S VOICE:
Stop dragging my feet.
Those are new shoes.
343
00:15:25,946 --> 00:15:30,015
Look, if we just act like each
other, nobody will ever know.
344
00:15:33,388 --> 00:15:35,954
( imitating Jimmy's voice ):
Look at me, everybody!
345
00:15:35,990 --> 00:15:37,990
I sure am smart.
346
00:15:38,025 --> 00:15:40,859
Admire my big,
show-offy brain.
347
00:15:40,895 --> 00:15:43,462
You think I spent
enough hours on my
hair this morning?
348
00:15:43,498 --> 00:15:45,264
Hey, everybody,
look at my ankles.
349
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,700
When will I get a pair
of pants the right length?
350
00:15:47,735 --> 00:15:49,068
Who knows?
351
00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:54,473
Here he goes.
352
00:15:54,509 --> 00:15:56,975
Oh, this one's
going to be great.
353
00:15:57,011 --> 00:15:58,544
He doesn't
suspect a thing.
354
00:15:58,580 --> 00:16:00,913
Oh, yeah, uh...
today's practical joke.
355
00:16:00,948 --> 00:16:03,082
( splat )
356
00:16:03,117 --> 00:16:05,618
( laughter )
357
00:16:06,821 --> 00:16:10,456
CINDY'S VOICE:
Oh, so it's war, is it?
Fine.
358
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,057
( imitating Jimmy's voice ):
Look at me, everybody!
359
00:16:12,093 --> 00:16:16,028
I, Jimmy Neutron, am a blue-
faced, cross-eyed nosepicker.
360
00:16:16,063 --> 00:16:17,530
( laughter )
361
00:16:17,565 --> 00:16:19,064
JIMMY'S VOICE:
Oh, yeah?
362
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,766
Listen to this.
363
00:16:20,801 --> 00:16:22,568
Don't you dare.
364
00:16:22,604 --> 00:16:23,869
( farting noise )
365
00:16:23,904 --> 00:16:25,804
( laughter )
366
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:28,474
( imitating Cindy's voice ):
How very ladylike of me.
367
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,509
Cindy, what happened
last night?
368
00:16:30,545 --> 00:16:33,312
You said something about
an extra concert ticket
369
00:16:33,348 --> 00:16:34,780
and then the line went dead.
370
00:16:34,815 --> 00:16:37,516
( in Cindy's voice ):
I wouldn't go to a concert
with you
371
00:16:37,552 --> 00:16:39,151
if you were the last boy
on Earth.
372
00:16:39,186 --> 00:16:40,819
That's how stuck up I am.
373
00:16:40,855 --> 00:16:41,920
( all gasp )
374
00:16:41,956 --> 00:16:43,556
CINDY'S VOICE:
Nick!
375
00:16:43,591 --> 00:16:45,958
( faking Jimmy's voice ):
I mean, Nick,
she doesn't mean that.
376
00:16:45,993 --> 00:16:47,693
MISS FOWL:
Quiet, children.
377
00:16:47,729 --> 00:16:48,594
Pop quiz.
378
00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:51,029
( class groaning )
379
00:16:51,065 --> 00:16:54,367
CINDY'S VOICE:
I hope you enjoyed your
straight A's, Neutron,
380
00:16:54,402 --> 00:16:56,369
'cause they're a
thing of the past.
381
00:16:56,404 --> 00:16:59,405
"The ant is a member
of the vegetable family."
382
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,106
JIMMY'S VOICE:
"Name the planets:"
383
00:17:01,142 --> 00:17:03,709
Farkle... Gub-Gub...
384
00:17:03,745 --> 00:17:06,512
I would like
an explanation
385
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:10,048
for these two
disgraceful papers.
386
00:17:10,084 --> 00:17:12,718
( imitating Jimmy's voice ):
There's a simple explanation,
Miss Fowl.
387
00:17:12,754 --> 00:17:16,889
I, Jimmy Neutron, am a complete
gabble-headed dipstick.
388
00:17:16,924 --> 00:17:18,056
Huh?
389
00:17:18,092 --> 00:17:20,192
( as Cindy ):
But not as big a dipstick
390
00:17:20,227 --> 00:17:21,427
as you are, Miss Fowl.
391
00:17:21,462 --> 00:17:23,462
and if I don't get
a month's worth of detention
392
00:17:23,498 --> 00:17:25,531
for that, you're even
dumber than you look.
393
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,032
( faking Jimmy's voice ):
Oh, yeah?
394
00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:30,068
Well, how many detentions
is this worth, Miss Fowl breath?
395
00:17:30,104 --> 00:17:31,671
( distressed clucking )
396
00:17:36,110 --> 00:17:39,445
( snoring )
397
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:40,879
( metallic squeaking )
398
00:17:40,915 --> 00:17:42,682
You think you could
figure this out
399
00:17:42,717 --> 00:17:44,550
sometime before
I need to shave?
400
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:47,019
Hey, I want out of
this badly dressed body
401
00:17:47,054 --> 00:17:48,354
just as much as you do.
402
00:17:48,389 --> 00:17:50,489
CINDY'S VOICE:
Badly dressed?!
403
00:17:50,525 --> 00:17:52,291
Do you know how long
it took me to floss
404
00:17:52,327 --> 00:17:53,826
your big, old beaver teeth
last night?
405
00:17:53,861 --> 00:17:55,661
JIMMY'S VOICE:
And, uh, by the way
406
00:17:55,697 --> 00:17:57,930
you start tomorrow
at Hank's Weenie Barn.
407
00:17:57,965 --> 00:17:59,898
Here's your weenie.
408
00:18:03,404 --> 00:18:04,704
( laughter )
409
00:18:04,739 --> 00:18:07,005
( as Jimmy ):
It's something I've wanted to do
410
00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:07,973
all my life, Miss Fowl.
411
00:18:08,008 --> 00:18:09,074
( clears throat )
412
00:18:09,109 --> 00:18:10,543
Attention!
413
00:18:10,578 --> 00:18:13,713
Here's a list
of all the boys in school
414
00:18:13,748 --> 00:18:16,148
who make me, Cindy Vortex
415
00:18:16,183 --> 00:18:18,183
feel all fuzzy inside.
416
00:18:18,219 --> 00:18:20,453
Abraham "Mud-Face" Adler...
417
00:18:20,488 --> 00:18:23,322
( imitating Jimmy's voice ):
And I want more chores
around the house...
418
00:18:23,358 --> 00:18:24,824
...Oleander...
419
00:18:25,926 --> 00:18:28,060
And I want a meat log
for Christmas...
420
00:18:28,095 --> 00:18:29,194
Butch.
421
00:18:30,531 --> 00:18:32,331
Okay, maybe not Butch.
422
00:18:32,367 --> 00:18:34,099
And I'd like you to sell my bed
423
00:18:34,134 --> 00:18:37,370
forcing me to sleep in the crawl
space under the house
424
00:18:37,405 --> 00:18:39,538
with the rats.
425
00:18:40,742 --> 00:18:42,742
Are you sure
about this, Cindy?
426
00:18:42,777 --> 00:18:44,710
( faking Cindy's voice ):
Yes, Cindy's Mother.
427
00:18:44,746 --> 00:18:46,345
I'm glad
the expensive outfits
428
00:18:46,381 --> 00:18:48,280
I used to be
so foolishly proud of
429
00:18:48,315 --> 00:18:50,148
will now be
clothing the needy.
430
00:18:50,184 --> 00:18:52,317
JIMMY'S VOICE:
Do we have to
hide behind here?
431
00:18:52,353 --> 00:18:53,652
Well, sorry, Jim
432
00:18:53,688 --> 00:18:57,390
but we don't want to be seen
talking to a girl.
433
00:18:57,425 --> 00:18:59,258
Yeah, that's a mandatory
five months
434
00:18:59,293 --> 00:19:00,559
of people
pointing at you going:
435
00:19:00,595 --> 00:19:01,861
♪ Nyah-nyah nyah-nyah-nyah ♪
436
00:19:01,896 --> 00:19:03,429
without the possibility
of parole.
437
00:19:03,464 --> 00:19:05,964
JIMMY'S VOICE:
I've got to reverse this effect
before...
438
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,900
CINDY'S VOICE:
Do these shoes make me look...
439
00:19:07,935 --> 00:19:10,603
JIMMY'S VOICE:
Oh, no, I'm starting
to think like her.
440
00:19:10,638 --> 00:19:13,272
CINDY'S VOICE:
At least you're thinking.
441
00:19:13,307 --> 00:19:15,474
Ooh, conflict-- got to go.
442
00:19:15,510 --> 00:19:18,977
CINDY'S VOICE:
Look, we've spent all our
time sniping at each other
443
00:19:19,013 --> 00:19:21,881
and hardly any time finding
a solution to our problem.
444
00:19:21,916 --> 00:19:24,683
JIMMY'S VOICE:
But I don't know
how to generate enough power
445
00:19:24,719 --> 00:19:26,485
to affect a simultaneous
brain transference.
446
00:19:26,521 --> 00:19:27,820
Unless...
447
00:19:27,855 --> 00:19:31,356
unless I dump both our minds
into a virtual brain pod.
448
00:19:31,392 --> 00:19:32,725
"Dump our minds"?
449
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,160
Yeah, yeah-- while our bodies
are lying useless
450
00:19:35,195 --> 00:19:37,596
we get the most trustworthy
people we know
451
00:19:37,632 --> 00:19:39,765
to sort our respective memories
and abilities
452
00:19:39,801 --> 00:19:41,166
into the correct heads.
453
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:44,169
Don't worry,
Jimmy and Cindy
454
00:19:44,204 --> 00:19:46,004
I'll put your minds
back in the right places.
455
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,073
CINDY'S VOICE:
You can't even keep the gravy
456
00:19:48,108 --> 00:19:50,142
inside your mashed potato
volcano at lunch.
457
00:19:50,177 --> 00:19:52,277
You expect me to let
you put my brain back?
458
00:19:52,313 --> 00:19:53,979
Cindy, don't worry.
459
00:19:54,014 --> 00:19:56,482
I know your brain,
and I won't let them
460
00:19:56,517 --> 00:19:57,983
put any stupid
boy stuff in it.
461
00:19:58,018 --> 00:19:59,685
JIMMY'S VOICE:
Okay, listen up, here.
462
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,620
When our brains are uploaded
463
00:20:01,656 --> 00:20:04,657
all our memories
will appear on that screen.
464
00:20:04,692 --> 00:20:06,926
You three have to decide
what belongs to who.
465
00:20:06,961 --> 00:20:08,794
Don't give Cindy
my astounding ability
466
00:20:08,830 --> 00:20:11,396
to create and build
pioneering technologies, okay?
467
00:20:11,432 --> 00:20:14,867
CINDY'S VOICE:
Oh, yeah, like I'd want to
invent a toilet in a briefcase.
468
00:20:14,902 --> 00:20:16,335
Hey, hey, that could have been
469
00:20:16,370 --> 00:20:18,704
an invaluable accessory
for the traveling businessman.
470
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:21,440
Carl, throw the switch
and shut them up.
471
00:20:21,476 --> 00:20:23,542
( whimpering )
472
00:20:23,578 --> 00:20:25,678
( zapping )
473
00:20:28,182 --> 00:20:32,050
Look, there's Jimmy's entire
memory of the third grade.
474
00:20:32,086 --> 00:20:35,454
SHEEN:
And we drag that
to the jimmy side.
475
00:20:35,490 --> 00:20:38,624
"Supreme dislike
of show-offy boys."
476
00:20:38,659 --> 00:20:39,558
That's Cindy.
477
00:20:39,594 --> 00:20:41,059
Oh, yeah.
478
00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:45,397
"Ability to whistle."
479
00:20:45,432 --> 00:20:46,732
Can Cindy whistle?
480
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,634
I don't know.
481
00:20:48,669 --> 00:20:50,903
We gave Jimmy rapturous
enjoyment of mustard.
482
00:20:50,938 --> 00:20:54,373
Let's give Cindy whistling.
483
00:20:57,745 --> 00:21:02,581
"Extreme dislike of girls who
dislike boys
484
00:21:02,617 --> 00:21:06,752
"who dislike girls who dislike
show-offy boys who dislike..."
485
00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:10,255
It's so confusing!
Just throw that one away!
486
00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:11,490
( beeping )
487
00:21:11,526 --> 00:21:13,392
( bell dings )
488
00:21:13,427 --> 00:21:15,127
SHEEN:
And... download.
489
00:21:15,162 --> 00:21:18,831
( flushing )
490
00:21:23,671 --> 00:21:25,404
LIBBY:
Jimmy? Cindy?
491
00:21:25,439 --> 00:21:26,839
Are you back
in your heads?
492
00:21:26,874 --> 00:21:30,175
JIMMY'S VOICE:
I... I can't see my ankles.
493
00:21:30,210 --> 00:21:32,545
Oh, no! He's blind!
494
00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:36,081
No, Carl,
I've got my own pants back.
495
00:21:36,116 --> 00:21:39,752
I warn you, Neutron, if anything
at all is wrong with my brain...
496
00:21:39,787 --> 00:21:42,588
You mean other than
what was wrong with it before?
497
00:21:42,623 --> 00:21:44,423
...I'll hit you
so hard in the mouth
498
00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:45,958
it'll wake up your dentist.
499
00:21:45,993 --> 00:21:47,359
( bell dings, gears whir )
500
00:21:47,394 --> 00:21:49,094
Did you, um, notice
501
00:21:49,129 --> 00:21:51,764
when our brains
were floating inside
that thing together--
502
00:21:51,799 --> 00:21:54,433
which was disgusting,
by the way--
503
00:21:54,468 --> 00:21:56,201
one of us
was imagining us
504
00:21:56,236 --> 00:22:00,005
walking down a country lane
holding hands and, um, kissing?
505
00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:03,141
Okay, I remember that, but
it wasn't my brain thinking it.
506
00:22:03,177 --> 00:22:04,877
Well, it sure as heck
wasn't mine!
507
00:22:04,912 --> 00:22:07,179
It must have been yours, Vortex,
because it was not mine!
508
00:22:07,214 --> 00:22:08,080
No, you just said...
509
00:22:11,452 --> 00:22:14,486
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