1
00:00:01,424 --> 00:00:04,493
physicist Jean Foucault
hung a pendulum
2
00:00:04,528 --> 00:00:07,696
from a 200 foot wire--
much as I've done here--
3
00:00:07,731 --> 00:00:10,231
and proved the
Earth revolves.
4
00:00:10,266 --> 00:00:11,432
Um, excuse me, Miss Fowl
5
00:00:11,468 --> 00:00:13,502
might I suggest
that in the future
6
00:00:13,537 --> 00:00:15,403
oral reports should be shorter
7
00:00:15,438 --> 00:00:17,806
than the life of the person
they're about?
8
00:00:17,841 --> 00:00:19,741
Speed it, speed it up, Jimmy.
9
00:00:19,776 --> 00:00:22,276
Because the Earth's rotating
beneath the pendulum
10
00:00:22,312 --> 00:00:25,547
any moment now the first domino
will move in front of it
11
00:00:25,582 --> 00:00:26,948
and be knocked over.
12
00:00:28,685 --> 00:00:31,119
Cool. When's it
going to knock
over another one?
13
00:00:31,154 --> 00:00:33,421
In exactly one hour.
14
00:00:33,456 --> 00:00:35,123
( groaning )
15
00:00:35,158 --> 00:00:36,391
15 seconds, Jimmy.
16
00:00:36,426 --> 00:00:37,492
Uh, okay.
17
00:00:37,528 --> 00:00:38,459
He was born poor...
18
00:00:38,495 --> 00:00:40,128
Five, four, three, two, one.
19
00:00:40,163 --> 00:00:40,996
Time's up.
20
00:00:41,031 --> 00:00:42,263
( gonging )
21
00:00:42,298 --> 00:00:44,132
Nick...
22
00:00:44,167 --> 00:00:46,535
your report,
please?
23
00:00:46,570 --> 00:00:48,003
Yeah, Nick.
24
00:00:48,038 --> 00:00:49,437
All right, Nick.
25
00:00:49,472 --> 00:00:50,772
Yeah, Nick.
26
00:00:50,807 --> 00:00:54,275
Can I, uh, get some
atmospheric lighting here?
27
00:00:56,580 --> 00:00:59,814
In July '97, three normal kids
from our town
28
00:00:59,850 --> 00:01:03,084
heading home
from an all-night swim meet
29
00:01:03,119 --> 00:01:06,421
decided to take a shortcut
through the theme park.
30
00:01:06,456 --> 00:01:07,923
So they hopped the fence.
31
00:01:07,958 --> 00:01:11,693
They may have heard the rumors,
but they were all too smart
32
00:01:11,728 --> 00:01:15,363
to believe in...
the Phantom of Retroland.
33
00:01:15,398 --> 00:01:17,699
( kids whimpering )
34
00:01:17,734 --> 00:01:20,168
Everybody knows about
the Phantom.
35
00:01:20,203 --> 00:01:22,037
He wears a long,
black cape.
36
00:01:22,072 --> 00:01:25,273
He has a Genoa salami
for a right leg
37
00:01:25,308 --> 00:01:27,909
and he stalks the park
after dark
38
00:01:27,945 --> 00:01:30,344
looking for victims to eat.
39
00:01:30,380 --> 00:01:31,446
( all gasping )
40
00:01:31,481 --> 00:01:33,181
Here's an artist's drawing
41
00:01:33,216 --> 00:01:34,549
of what he looks like.
42
00:01:34,585 --> 00:01:36,551
None of them
were ever seen again.
43
00:01:36,587 --> 00:01:38,319
( whimpering )
44
00:01:38,354 --> 00:01:41,289
That's my history report.
45
00:01:41,324 --> 00:01:43,058
Okay, in the first place
46
00:01:43,093 --> 00:01:46,260
who ever heard of
an all-night swim meet?
47
00:01:46,296 --> 00:01:47,696
Secondly
48
00:01:47,731 --> 00:01:49,464
how do we know Billy's
alleged last words
49
00:01:49,499 --> 00:01:50,799
if no one ever saw him again?
50
00:01:50,834 --> 00:01:52,601
And if Mr. Phantom's so hungry
51
00:01:52,636 --> 00:01:54,435
why doesn't he just eat
his salami leg?
52
00:01:54,471 --> 00:01:56,037
The whole thing's a myth.
53
00:01:56,073 --> 00:01:57,205
An urban legend.
54
00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:59,540
How small-minded can you be
55
00:01:59,576 --> 00:02:01,175
to try to ruin someone else's
56
00:02:01,211 --> 00:02:03,578
well-researched and
fascinating report?
57
00:02:03,614 --> 00:02:05,146
Yeah, there you go.
58
00:02:05,181 --> 00:02:06,247
Excuse me?
59
00:02:06,282 --> 00:02:08,717
Isn't a basic rule of history
supposed to be
60
00:02:08,752 --> 00:02:11,385
that it's about stuff
that, oh, I don't know...
61
00:02:11,421 --> 00:02:13,054
actually happened?
62
00:02:13,090 --> 00:02:15,556
Jimmy, um, your
rambling was really
cool and everything
63
00:02:15,592 --> 00:02:17,358
but are you sure you're
not, I don't know
64
00:02:17,393 --> 00:02:18,860
maybe a little jealous
65
00:02:18,895 --> 00:02:23,564
'cause Mr. Fouc-Fouc...
Forpa never ate nobody?
66
00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,500
( ringing )
67
00:02:25,535 --> 00:02:26,768
Every thinking person
68
00:02:26,803 --> 00:02:28,737
knows the Phantom's
just a fable.
69
00:02:28,772 --> 00:02:30,505
Oh, obsess,
why don't ya?
70
00:02:30,540 --> 00:02:32,473
You're only
putting down
Nick because
71
00:02:32,509 --> 00:02:33,842
despite all
your logic
72
00:02:33,877 --> 00:02:35,744
you're just as scared
of the Phantom
73
00:02:35,779 --> 00:02:37,679
as everyone else.
74
00:02:37,714 --> 00:02:41,282
No kid who goes to
Retroland after midnight
75
00:02:41,317 --> 00:02:43,151
has ever been seen again.
76
00:02:43,186 --> 00:02:45,787
Tha... that-that is
so patently ridiculous
77
00:02:45,822 --> 00:02:47,388
it doesn't even deserve...
78
00:02:47,423 --> 00:02:49,423
A what?
A 600-page report
79
00:02:49,459 --> 00:02:51,793
on how ridiculous it is
in French?
80
00:02:51,828 --> 00:02:55,329
So, Neutron, I guess
you wouldn't be afraid
81
00:02:55,365 --> 00:02:57,431
to go to the park at midnight.
82
00:02:57,467 --> 00:03:01,469
You know, say, if I was to,
uh, triple-dog dare you?
83
00:03:01,504 --> 00:03:02,837
Don't do it, Jimmy.
84
00:03:02,873 --> 00:03:06,407
With you dead, I'll be
picked last in volleyball.
85
00:03:06,442 --> 00:03:07,942
Fine. I'll go tonight.
86
00:03:07,978 --> 00:03:10,378
And I'll be in class tomorrow
87
00:03:10,413 --> 00:03:11,880
completely unharmed.
88
00:03:11,915 --> 00:03:13,782
How will we know you
were really there?
89
00:03:13,817 --> 00:03:16,818
Because I'll take
Sheen and Carl as witnesses.
90
00:03:16,853 --> 00:03:18,987
Sheen, the Phantom
of Retroland's
91
00:03:19,022 --> 00:03:22,157
going to rip us
limb from limb
and eat us.
92
00:03:22,192 --> 00:03:23,424
Say something!
93
00:03:23,459 --> 00:03:24,893
You ever notice
how Jimmy's hair
94
00:03:24,928 --> 00:03:27,295
is like one of those
gum massager things?
95
00:03:27,330 --> 00:03:28,296
It's all swirly and...
96
00:03:28,331 --> 00:03:29,831
What?!
97
00:03:31,568 --> 00:03:34,402
Would you like some more milk
to help you get to sleep?
98
00:03:34,437 --> 00:03:35,937
( yawns ):
No, thanks, Mom.
99
00:03:35,972 --> 00:03:38,940
I find it more soothing
to mentally calculate
100
00:03:38,975 --> 00:03:42,177
the Martin's function
for all integers through ten
101
00:03:42,212 --> 00:03:43,244
to the 30th power.
102
00:03:43,279 --> 00:03:46,614
I list all the types of pie,
in alphabetical order
103
00:03:46,649 --> 00:03:48,750
starting, of course,
with cherry.
104
00:03:48,785 --> 00:03:50,651
Uh, what about
apple, dear?
105
00:03:50,687 --> 00:03:51,720
Oh, I forgot apple!
106
00:03:51,755 --> 00:03:53,521
Oh, and blueberry.
Blueberry, yes!
107
00:03:53,556 --> 00:03:54,989
And boysenberry,
banana cream
108
00:03:55,025 --> 00:03:57,491
banana coconut cream,
Boston cream.
Right.
109
00:03:57,527 --> 00:04:00,561
Um, black forest,
marmalade, um
110
00:04:00,597 --> 00:04:01,896
bing cherry
111
00:04:01,932 --> 00:04:03,431
black cherry...
112
00:04:03,466 --> 00:04:06,000
Activate hologram projector.
113
00:04:06,636 --> 00:04:08,837
( whirring )
114
00:04:08,872 --> 00:04:12,506
Image select.
115
00:04:13,443 --> 00:04:15,543
Skip to Jimmy asleep.
116
00:04:21,084 --> 00:04:23,551
( electrical zapping )
117
00:04:23,586 --> 00:04:27,122
( electrical screeching )
118
00:04:27,157 --> 00:04:29,224
( metal clattering in distance )
119
00:04:29,259 --> 00:04:33,027
( dog barking )
120
00:04:33,063 --> 00:04:35,864
( shoes squeaking )
121
00:04:36,833 --> 00:04:38,266
"Dear Jimmy.
122
00:04:38,301 --> 00:04:40,969
"I can't come with you tonight,
as I have decided to join
123
00:04:41,004 --> 00:04:43,004
"the French Foreign Legion.
( door creaking )
124
00:04:43,039 --> 00:04:45,506
This is a decision I do not
make lightly, as I h..."
125
00:04:45,541 --> 00:04:47,108
H-Hi, Jimmy.
126
00:04:47,144 --> 00:04:49,844
I thought you said 11:30.
( door closing )
127
00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:51,646
Well,
you'd have surely been
128
00:04:51,681 --> 00:04:54,215
on a plane to Algeria
by then, Carl.
129
00:05:03,293 --> 00:05:05,493
Glad you could make it,
Sheen.
130
00:05:05,528 --> 00:05:06,527
How'd you sneak out?
131
00:05:06,562 --> 00:05:07,762
Oh, I just told
my grandma
132
00:05:07,798 --> 00:05:09,530
that I had to go to
a deserted theme park
133
00:05:09,565 --> 00:05:10,698
to be eaten
by a maniac.
134
00:05:10,733 --> 00:05:12,300
She told me to wear
clean underwear.
135
00:05:12,335 --> 00:05:13,935
Let's hop the fence.
136
00:05:13,970 --> 00:05:16,704
Hop the...? Uh, gee,
sorry, I can't, Jim.
137
00:05:16,739 --> 00:05:19,207
You know, some people
can't whistle
138
00:05:19,242 --> 00:05:21,876
some people can't
snap their fingers.
139
00:05:21,912 --> 00:05:24,212
Well, I can't hop.
140
00:05:24,247 --> 00:05:27,248
So, darn it,
I guess I'll have to go home.
141
00:05:27,284 --> 00:05:29,150
Bye...
It's an
expression, Carl.
142
00:05:29,186 --> 00:05:30,985
We're going
through the fence
143
00:05:31,021 --> 00:05:33,254
thanks to my
oxidation accelerator.
144
00:05:33,290 --> 00:05:34,655
Voila.
145
00:05:34,691 --> 00:05:37,292
The equivalent of 200 years
of rust.
146
00:05:37,327 --> 00:05:39,127
( can rattling )
147
00:05:46,602 --> 00:05:49,670
JIMMY:
Oh, Mr. Phantom!
148
00:05:49,706 --> 00:05:50,738
Yoo-hoo!
149
00:05:50,773 --> 00:05:53,341
Tasty children, right here.
150
00:05:53,376 --> 00:05:54,408
( sputtering )
151
00:05:54,444 --> 00:05:55,243
Don't Jimmy.
152
00:05:55,278 --> 00:05:57,312
It's one minute to midnight!
153
00:05:57,347 --> 00:05:59,647
( singsong ):
Where are you?
154
00:05:59,682 --> 00:06:02,884
Maybe he's on
daylight mania time.
155
00:06:02,919 --> 00:06:03,885
What's that?
156
00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:05,386
My autograph book.
157
00:06:05,421 --> 00:06:06,587
The Phantom's going
158
00:06:06,622 --> 00:06:08,422
right here next to my dad.
159
00:06:08,458 --> 00:06:10,124
And Santa Claus.
160
00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,393
Hey, wait a minute.
161
00:06:14,430 --> 00:06:16,397
Strangest thing.
162
00:06:16,432 --> 00:06:19,267
The Jimster's in his room,
but, uh, so is his playground.
163
00:06:19,302 --> 00:06:21,535
Ooh, I keep telling
him to empty his socks
164
00:06:21,571 --> 00:06:22,636
before he comes home.
165
00:06:22,672 --> 00:06:24,538
Uh, no, no, no,
monkey pants.
166
00:06:24,574 --> 00:06:25,406
I'm talking about
167
00:06:25,441 --> 00:06:28,109
his entire playground's
in his room.
168
00:06:31,982 --> 00:06:35,016
SHEEN:
I wonder what order
he'll eat us in.
169
00:06:35,051 --> 00:06:36,150
He's kidding, Carl.
170
00:06:36,186 --> 00:06:38,319
No one's going to eat us.
171
00:06:39,522 --> 00:06:43,524
Three, two, one, midnight.
172
00:06:43,559 --> 00:06:44,525
Hah! We did it!
173
00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:45,860
We took a hypothesis
174
00:06:45,896 --> 00:06:48,196
constructed
a scientific protocol
175
00:06:48,231 --> 00:06:50,398
and conclusively
proved it false.
176
00:06:50,433 --> 00:06:53,034
Take that, Nick
and all of your ilk.
177
00:06:53,069 --> 00:06:55,103
You know what I smell,
Jimmy?
178
00:06:55,138 --> 00:06:56,304
Victorious truth
179
00:06:56,339 --> 00:06:58,873
rising above the ashes
of superstition?
180
00:06:58,909 --> 00:07:00,308
No.
181
00:07:00,343 --> 00:07:03,177
Salami.
182
00:07:04,047 --> 00:07:05,380
( screaming )
183
00:07:05,415 --> 00:07:06,180
Stand your ground.
184
00:07:06,216 --> 00:07:07,648
It's obviously a trick.
185
00:07:07,683 --> 00:07:09,317
Could you sign this,
"To Sheen.
186
00:07:09,352 --> 00:07:11,085
With admiration
and affection," please?
187
00:07:11,121 --> 00:07:13,521
( growling )
188
00:07:14,490 --> 00:07:15,589
( growling )
189
00:07:15,625 --> 00:07:16,824
( growls )
190
00:07:16,859 --> 00:07:19,527
( whimpering )
191
00:07:19,562 --> 00:07:20,861
JIMMY:
He's not real.
192
00:07:20,897 --> 00:07:22,330
He's a mythical construct.
193
00:07:22,365 --> 00:07:25,333
CARL:
Hey, better safe
than swallowed, Jimmy.
194
00:07:28,939 --> 00:07:31,406
CARL:
Oh, he'll
just climb in.
195
00:07:31,441 --> 00:07:32,706
Not if we're moving.
196
00:07:33,509 --> 00:07:35,276
( ticking )
197
00:07:35,312 --> 00:07:37,211
( diesel engine rumbling )
198
00:07:40,483 --> 00:07:41,816
Ha, ha!
199
00:07:41,851 --> 00:07:44,919
Try and get us now,
Mr. Deli-Item Leg.
200
00:07:44,955 --> 00:07:46,254
Uh, Sheen?
201
00:07:46,289 --> 00:07:47,221
What?
202
00:07:47,257 --> 00:07:49,023
It's only
a three-minute ride.
203
00:07:49,059 --> 00:07:50,758
( ticking )
204
00:07:50,793 --> 00:07:52,660
( raspy laughing )
205
00:07:52,695 --> 00:07:56,530
Wow, usually when I get
on these kind of rides
206
00:07:56,566 --> 00:07:59,100
I get real s...
207
00:07:59,135 --> 00:08:01,369
( retching )
208
00:08:01,404 --> 00:08:02,403
Never mind.
209
00:08:02,439 --> 00:08:03,838
( groans in frustration )
210
00:08:03,873 --> 00:08:05,539
Looks like I
have to show you
211
00:08:05,575 --> 00:08:08,309
how a myth fares when
it faces the withering
light of science.
212
00:08:08,345 --> 00:08:09,277
How?
213
00:08:09,312 --> 00:08:10,311
I'm going to repeat
214
00:08:10,347 --> 00:08:12,280
Foucault's classic experiment.
215
00:08:12,315 --> 00:08:14,115
And what,
bore him to death?
216
00:08:14,150 --> 00:08:15,316
Goddard, laser beams.
217
00:08:15,352 --> 00:08:16,917
Cut the guardrails
off the ride's axis.
218
00:08:16,953 --> 00:08:18,152
( barks )
219
00:08:26,429 --> 00:08:29,630
What is this ride
if not a giant pendulum?
220
00:08:29,665 --> 00:08:31,499
Now that it's swinging freely
221
00:08:31,534 --> 00:08:34,535
the Earth will slowly rotate
beneath it.
222
00:08:34,570 --> 00:08:35,903
Ah-ha!
223
00:08:35,938 --> 00:08:37,138
So?
224
00:08:37,173 --> 00:08:40,308
So, imagine Mr. Phantom's
a domino.
225
00:08:41,277 --> 00:08:43,878
( metal scraping )
226
00:08:45,015 --> 00:08:45,946
Huh?
227
00:08:45,982 --> 00:08:47,681
( grunting )
228
00:08:48,318 --> 00:08:49,583
( Jimmy laughing )
229
00:08:49,619 --> 00:08:52,086
Let's see how scary
the Phantom is now.
230
00:08:52,122 --> 00:08:53,221
( groaning )
231
00:08:53,256 --> 00:08:55,156
Ew, what's
that smell?
232
00:08:55,191 --> 00:08:56,824
Shoe barf.
Sorry.
233
00:08:56,859 --> 00:09:00,094
Hey, hey,
I know that voice.
234
00:09:00,130 --> 00:09:01,295
Nick!
235
00:09:01,331 --> 00:09:03,531
I should've known.
236
00:09:03,566 --> 00:09:05,366
Boy, you really
showed him. Wham!
237
00:09:05,402 --> 00:09:08,202
Now let's beat it before
the real Phantom shows up.
238
00:09:08,238 --> 00:09:10,871
Sheen, there is no real Phantom.
239
00:09:10,907 --> 00:09:14,108
( raspy voice ):
I beg to differ.
240
00:09:14,144 --> 00:09:15,476
( screams )
241
00:09:15,512 --> 00:09:17,345
( sniffing ):
What's that smell?
242
00:09:17,380 --> 00:09:19,180
You mean your salami leg
243
00:09:19,215 --> 00:09:21,182
his salami leg,
or Carl's shoes?
244
00:09:21,217 --> 00:09:23,184
( growling )
245
00:09:23,219 --> 00:09:25,253
( screaming )
246
00:09:25,288 --> 00:09:26,987
( growling )
247
00:09:27,023 --> 00:09:30,691
JIMMY:
It's only Cindy
and Libby.
248
00:09:30,726 --> 00:09:31,859
But why?
249
00:09:31,894 --> 00:09:33,327
Why?
250
00:09:33,363 --> 00:09:36,297
'Cause nobody likes a smug,
smart-alecky, badly coifed
251
00:09:36,332 --> 00:09:39,200
other-person's-class-
report-ruining know-it-all!
252
00:09:39,235 --> 00:09:41,502
Everybody knows the
stupid Phantom's a myth.
253
00:09:41,538 --> 00:09:43,404
Only you would ruin
everyone's fun
254
00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,173
by being so pedantic
about it.
255
00:09:45,208 --> 00:09:48,042
( raspy voice ):
Ah, leaving so soon, huh?
256
00:09:48,078 --> 00:09:49,343
( screams )
257
00:09:49,379 --> 00:09:51,245
( sniffs ):
What's that smell?
258
00:09:51,281 --> 00:09:53,647
You mean your salami
leg, their salami leg
259
00:09:53,683 --> 00:09:55,283
his salami leg,
or Carl's shoes?
260
00:09:55,318 --> 00:09:59,587
All right, whoever you
are, the joke's over.
261
00:10:00,256 --> 00:10:02,523
( screaming )
262
00:10:03,726 --> 00:10:07,728
( panting ):
Jimmy, what
about science?
263
00:10:07,763 --> 00:10:09,230
Science, shmience.
264
00:10:09,265 --> 00:10:11,031
Run for your life!
265
00:10:11,067 --> 00:10:12,233
( giggling )
266
00:10:12,268 --> 00:10:13,901
Ooh, that'll teach
that little dickens
267
00:10:13,936 --> 00:10:16,604
to use his hologram projector
to sneak out after bedtime.
268
00:10:16,639 --> 00:10:17,638
Let's go, Hugh.
269
00:10:17,673 --> 00:10:18,639
Coming.
270
00:10:18,674 --> 00:10:21,075
Hey, booger of my eye,
I think I got 'em all--
271
00:10:21,111 --> 00:10:23,211
every single pie
between apple and cherry.
272
00:10:23,246 --> 00:10:24,312
Look at my list.
273
00:10:24,347 --> 00:10:25,846
What about blackberry?
274
00:10:25,881 --> 00:10:27,047
Oh, blackberry, sure.
275
00:10:27,083 --> 00:10:30,918
Tip of the cap, there,
Mr. Phantom-Face Terrifying Guy.
276
00:10:30,953 --> 00:10:32,620
( both screaming )
277
00:10:46,102 --> 00:10:47,067
Uh...
278
00:10:47,103 --> 00:10:49,837
Hey, Jimmy, are you in there?
279
00:10:49,872 --> 00:10:53,040
I brought my new hamster,
Mr. Wuggles, over.
280
00:10:53,075 --> 00:10:54,308
Want to see him?
281
00:10:54,344 --> 00:10:56,377
( chuckles ):
He's so cute.
282
00:10:57,313 --> 00:10:58,579
( buzzing )
283
00:10:59,415 --> 00:11:00,615
( screams )
284
00:11:07,257 --> 00:11:08,489
Kinda busy, Carl.
285
00:11:08,525 --> 00:11:10,525
I'm working on my new
teleportation pods.
286
00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:12,627
When they're finished, I'll be
able to transmit my atoms
287
00:11:12,662 --> 00:11:14,462
between any two points
in an instant.
288
00:11:14,497 --> 00:11:18,266
Ooh... pretty lights.
289
00:11:18,301 --> 00:11:20,301
I can explore a volcano
in Hawaii
290
00:11:20,336 --> 00:11:21,669
build a snowman in Iceland
291
00:11:21,704 --> 00:11:23,704
and be back in time for lunch.
292
00:11:23,739 --> 00:11:26,240
Hand me that plasma wrench,
will you, Carl?
293
00:11:26,276 --> 00:11:27,475
Huh?
294
00:11:27,510 --> 00:11:28,842
Oh, sure thing, Jim.
295
00:11:32,915 --> 00:11:34,882
( nibbling noises )
296
00:11:35,585 --> 00:11:37,885
( laser buzzing )
297
00:11:38,621 --> 00:11:40,087
( excited panting )
298
00:11:40,122 --> 00:11:41,589
( squeals )
299
00:11:41,624 --> 00:11:44,625
( barking )
( squeaking )
300
00:11:44,661 --> 00:11:45,893
Carl!
301
00:11:45,928 --> 00:11:48,028
Carl, could you please
control your hamster?
302
00:11:48,064 --> 00:11:50,130
Mr. Wuggles, no!
303
00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:51,765
Wuggle, wuggle, wug.
304
00:11:51,801 --> 00:11:52,900
Uh... aah!
305
00:11:54,970 --> 00:11:57,071
Whoa! Ow! Whoa!
306
00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:01,008
( humming )
307
00:12:01,043 --> 00:12:03,377
Don't tell the others,
but you're my favorite.
308
00:12:03,413 --> 00:12:04,445
( chuckles )
309
00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:06,146
Hugh...
Oh! Hi, honey.
310
00:12:06,182 --> 00:12:08,482
Are you going to spend
the entire day
311
00:12:08,518 --> 00:12:10,384
with your duck
collection?
312
00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:11,752
Um, just a minute, doe-dumpling.
313
00:12:11,787 --> 00:12:14,288
I'm finishing up the flock's
monthly fluff and buff.
314
00:12:14,324 --> 00:12:15,623
Well, I'm going shopping.
315
00:12:15,658 --> 00:12:18,158
Why don't you spend
some quality time with Jimmy?
316
00:12:18,194 --> 00:12:21,028
It could be a special
father-son day.
317
00:12:21,063 --> 00:12:23,431
That's a great idea.
318
00:12:23,466 --> 00:12:25,833
I used to have those
with my aunty all the time.
319
00:12:25,868 --> 00:12:28,369
Only... we called them
"aunty-nephew days"
320
00:12:28,404 --> 00:12:31,071
but it's probably
the same basic idea.
321
00:12:31,107 --> 00:12:32,306
We could go to the park.
322
00:12:32,342 --> 00:12:33,541
We could, uh... eat cheese!
323
00:12:33,576 --> 00:12:35,409
We could even
go to Retroland.
324
00:12:35,445 --> 00:12:37,511
I love those
zig-zaggy lines.
325
00:12:37,547 --> 00:12:39,247
They're so...
not straight.
326
00:12:39,282 --> 00:12:40,615
( sighs ):
Oh, Hugh.
327
00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:43,417
( terrified squeaking )
328
00:12:43,453 --> 00:12:46,220
Okay, nice hamster.
329
00:12:46,256 --> 00:12:48,422
( barking )
330
00:12:48,458 --> 00:12:49,823
Now, one last adjustment
331
00:12:49,859 --> 00:12:52,092
on the Gulanic transducer,
and...
332
00:12:52,128 --> 00:12:53,661
( barking )
333
00:12:55,030 --> 00:12:56,564
( buzzer )
334
00:12:56,599 --> 00:12:58,866
( alarm sounds )
335
00:12:58,901 --> 00:12:59,967
Oh, boy.
336
00:13:00,002 --> 00:13:03,704
( no audio )
337
00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:06,039
( whirring and beeping )
338
00:13:07,810 --> 00:13:09,977
( electrical buzzing )
339
00:13:16,185 --> 00:13:17,385
( screams )
340
00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:19,620
( screaming )
341
00:13:21,056 --> 00:13:22,055
( screams )
342
00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:24,091
( screams )
343
00:13:25,127 --> 00:13:26,727
( screams )
344
00:13:28,130 --> 00:13:29,330
Jimmy.
345
00:13:29,365 --> 00:13:30,398
Jimbo.
346
00:13:30,433 --> 00:13:32,900
Are you in there, scout?
347
00:13:34,637 --> 00:13:36,537
Jimmy!
( squeaks )
348
00:13:36,572 --> 00:13:39,039
Your head's--
furry and animal-like!
349
00:13:39,074 --> 00:13:40,708
Looks soft, though, eh?
350
00:13:40,743 --> 00:13:43,311
I was going
to take you to Retroland
351
00:13:43,346 --> 00:13:45,379
but maybe we should
call your mother.
352
00:13:45,415 --> 00:13:46,880
( squeaking )
353
00:13:46,916 --> 00:13:49,750
( chuckles ):
Oh, I get it, I get it.
354
00:13:49,786 --> 00:13:53,053
It's just another one of your
crazy experiments, isn't it?
355
00:13:53,088 --> 00:13:54,622
It'll wear off, right?
356
00:13:54,657 --> 00:13:55,923
( squeaking )
357
00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:58,025
One twitch for yes,
two twitches for no.
358
00:13:58,060 --> 00:13:59,393
( squeaks )
359
00:13:59,429 --> 00:14:01,261
Be careful, now, don't
gnaw on the shirt.
360
00:14:01,297 --> 00:14:03,030
( squeaking )
361
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,400
( grunts )
362
00:14:06,436 --> 00:14:07,668
( barking )
363
00:14:07,704 --> 00:14:10,771
( transporter hissing )
364
00:14:13,142 --> 00:14:14,241
Man.
365
00:14:14,276 --> 00:14:15,676
Ugh! I'm putting on weight.
366
00:14:15,712 --> 00:14:18,011
I got to lay off
the snickerdoodles.
367
00:14:18,047 --> 00:14:19,279
( gasps )
368
00:14:19,315 --> 00:14:21,215
Leaping leptons!
369
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:23,317
What have I done to myself?!
370
00:14:23,353 --> 00:14:25,319
Oh, this is awful! Horrible!
371
00:14:25,355 --> 00:14:26,854
( gasping )
372
00:14:26,889 --> 00:14:29,824
Hey... I could never reach
that spot before.
373
00:14:29,859 --> 00:14:31,925
Aw, nice.
374
00:14:31,961 --> 00:14:33,494
Aw, yeah...
375
00:14:33,529 --> 00:14:35,363
( growling )
376
00:14:35,398 --> 00:14:37,130
Easy there, boy.
377
00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:38,065
It's me, Jimmy.
378
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:40,368
When I teleported
with Carl's hamster
379
00:14:40,403 --> 00:14:41,869
we must have gotten
our atoms mixed.
380
00:14:41,904 --> 00:14:44,372
All we have to do
is find Mr. Wuggles and...
381
00:14:44,407 --> 00:14:45,373
( growling )
382
00:14:45,408 --> 00:14:46,640
Uh-oh.
383
00:14:46,676 --> 00:14:49,910
Hey, no! No...
( barking )
384
00:14:49,945 --> 00:14:52,513
( barking )
385
00:14:52,548 --> 00:14:54,348
( snorting and panting )
386
00:14:54,384 --> 00:14:56,283
Oh!
387
00:14:56,318 --> 00:14:58,352
My own dog
thinks I'm a hamster.
388
00:14:58,388 --> 00:15:01,255
It's a good thing the human part
of me is completely in control.
389
00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:04,191
It's going to take every ounce
of brainpower I have to...
390
00:15:04,226 --> 00:15:05,325
( sniffs )
391
00:15:05,361 --> 00:15:07,094
Are those nuts I smell?
392
00:15:08,431 --> 00:15:10,798
( squeaks )
393
00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:12,700
( nibbling noises )
394
00:15:12,735 --> 00:15:14,635
( cane snaps )
( screams )
395
00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:15,903
( bystanders screaming )
396
00:15:15,938 --> 00:15:17,438
Listen to
everybody scream.
397
00:15:17,473 --> 00:15:19,874
These rides must be
scarier than I thought.
398
00:15:19,909 --> 00:15:20,941
What the... ?!
399
00:15:20,976 --> 00:15:22,810
Let me out! Let me out of here!
400
00:15:22,845 --> 00:15:24,311
( screaming hysterically )
401
00:15:24,346 --> 00:15:25,646
What a bunch of scaredy-pants.
402
00:15:25,681 --> 00:15:26,614
I dib the front car.
403
00:15:26,649 --> 00:15:28,649
( squeaks )
404
00:15:28,684 --> 00:15:31,886
Uh, don't eat before
you get on the ride.
405
00:15:33,222 --> 00:15:36,424
Uh... hamster sense tingling.
406
00:15:36,459 --> 00:15:37,425
So close.
407
00:15:37,460 --> 00:15:39,827
Ah-ha!
408
00:15:40,996 --> 00:15:42,763
( gobbling )
409
00:15:42,799 --> 00:15:44,698
Mom?
410
00:15:45,635 --> 00:15:47,401
( grunts )
411
00:15:47,437 --> 00:15:48,969
That was close.
412
00:15:51,006 --> 00:15:52,473
Carl, Sheen!
413
00:15:52,508 --> 00:15:55,175
Oh, man, am I glad
to see you guys.
414
00:15:55,210 --> 00:15:56,644
I don't believe it.
415
00:15:56,679 --> 00:15:58,913
Jimmy! You're like
a hamster...
416
00:15:58,948 --> 00:16:01,482
or gerbil...
or dolphin,
or something.
417
00:16:01,517 --> 00:16:03,050
Isn't he adorable?
418
00:16:03,085 --> 00:16:06,286
Aw... who's a cute
little hamster?
419
00:16:06,322 --> 00:16:07,721
Oh, he's a fat one.
420
00:16:07,757 --> 00:16:10,324
I've got his belly, yes I do.
421
00:16:10,359 --> 00:16:12,292
Come on, Carl, let
me hold Jimmy.
422
00:16:12,328 --> 00:16:13,527
Okay, just be careful.
423
00:16:13,563 --> 00:16:15,863
Oh, it's just like
Episode 346
424
00:16:15,898 --> 00:16:18,566
"Attack of the Mighty
Bird People."
425
00:16:18,601 --> 00:16:19,834
Check it out.
426
00:16:19,869 --> 00:16:22,703
( deep voice ):
"I am Hamster Lord.
427
00:16:22,738 --> 00:16:25,473
"I must gnaw on your planet's
energy to survive.
428
00:16:25,508 --> 00:16:26,707
Resistance is futile."
429
00:16:26,742 --> 00:16:27,708
Stop it, Sheen.
430
00:16:27,743 --> 00:16:29,844
Jimmy's not some
kind of plaything!
431
00:16:29,879 --> 00:16:32,346
Aw, who's got
little pawsies?
432
00:16:32,381 --> 00:16:34,181
Who's got widdle pawsies?
433
00:16:34,216 --> 00:16:36,450
That's right, Jimmy's
got some, yes, he does.
434
00:16:36,486 --> 00:16:37,485
You got
problems, Carl.
435
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:38,619
All right, that's it!
436
00:16:38,654 --> 00:16:39,653
Cut it out!
437
00:16:39,689 --> 00:16:41,555
I'm not a hamster!
438
00:16:41,591 --> 00:16:43,190
I'm a human being!
439
00:16:43,225 --> 00:16:46,460
Uh, could you scratch under
my chin again? Right there?
440
00:16:46,496 --> 00:16:49,062
Oh, yeah... that's the ticket.
441
00:16:49,098 --> 00:16:52,633
Now, listen, you two
have got to help me
find Mr. Wuggles.
442
00:16:52,668 --> 00:16:55,335
It's the only way I
can return to normal.
443
00:16:55,371 --> 00:16:56,537
Return to normal?
444
00:16:56,572 --> 00:16:58,572
But, Jimmy,
you're so soft and cuddly.
445
00:16:58,608 --> 00:17:00,107
Yeah!
446
00:17:00,142 --> 00:17:02,610
And as Hamster Lord
you could easily defeat
447
00:17:02,645 --> 00:17:05,112
the Lettuce People
of Nebula Seven!
448
00:17:05,147 --> 00:17:06,413
Guys, focus!
449
00:17:06,448 --> 00:17:09,650
Listen, sending Wuggles and me
back through the teleporter
450
00:17:09,685 --> 00:17:12,352
is the only way to de-scramble
our atoms.
451
00:17:12,388 --> 00:17:13,487
Now, can I count on you?
452
00:17:14,757 --> 00:17:16,289
Yeah, I guess,
sure.
All right, sure.
453
00:17:16,325 --> 00:17:17,391
Okay, here's the plan.
454
00:17:17,426 --> 00:17:19,793
( screeching )
455
00:17:20,462 --> 00:17:22,863
Great plan, Jimmy!
456
00:17:22,899 --> 00:17:25,766
( screaming )
457
00:17:27,537 --> 00:17:30,704
( squeaking )
458
00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:31,972
All right, stop your squeaking.
459
00:17:32,008 --> 00:17:33,440
All right now, glove up.
460
00:17:33,475 --> 00:17:34,675
Eyes on the ball.
461
00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:36,176
Gaylord Perry taught me
this one.
462
00:17:36,211 --> 00:17:37,144
It's a knuckleball.
463
00:17:37,179 --> 00:17:38,546
Ready?
464
00:17:39,582 --> 00:17:40,447
( squeals )
465
00:17:40,482 --> 00:17:41,682
Oh, whoops-a-daisy.
466
00:17:41,717 --> 00:17:43,216
That's why they call
it the knuckleball.
467
00:17:43,252 --> 00:17:45,553
You got to keep the glove up,
Jimmy.
468
00:17:45,588 --> 00:17:47,220
This one's
a split-seam fastball.
469
00:17:47,256 --> 00:17:49,189
( squeals )
470
00:17:49,224 --> 00:17:52,159
( groans )
Oh! Rub some dirt
in that, son.
471
00:17:52,194 --> 00:17:54,728
( shrieking )
472
00:17:54,764 --> 00:17:56,196
( stammers ):
Uh, um...
473
00:17:56,231 --> 00:17:59,533
Y-you know, I'm really
high in HDL cholesterol--
474
00:17:59,569 --> 00:18:00,500
that's the bad kind.
475
00:18:00,536 --> 00:18:02,335
( squawks )
476
00:18:02,371 --> 00:18:03,637
( gasps )
477
00:18:03,673 --> 00:18:05,039
A satellite dish!
478
00:18:05,908 --> 00:18:07,240
Hey, what's that?
479
00:18:11,981 --> 00:18:13,013
Yes!
480
00:18:13,049 --> 00:18:17,250
If I could just punch in
Goddard's homing code...
481
00:18:17,286 --> 00:18:18,318
( beeping )
482
00:18:20,189 --> 00:18:21,488
( sniffing )
483
00:18:21,523 --> 00:18:22,690
( whirring )
484
00:18:22,725 --> 00:18:23,757
Mmm....
485
00:18:23,793 --> 00:18:24,758
( barks )
486
00:18:24,794 --> 00:18:26,159
( screams )
487
00:18:26,195 --> 00:18:27,160
( shrieks )
488
00:18:27,196 --> 00:18:29,396
Oh, it's no good...
( screeching )
489
00:18:29,431 --> 00:18:30,330
I'm done for!
490
00:18:30,365 --> 00:18:31,732
( sobs )
491
00:18:31,767 --> 00:18:34,001
Goddard!
492
00:18:35,605 --> 00:18:36,536
( growls )
493
00:18:36,572 --> 00:18:38,806
Goddard, it's me.
Huh?
494
00:18:38,841 --> 00:18:41,675
Jimmy! Remember, I feed you,
walk you
495
00:18:41,711 --> 00:18:43,376
recharge your battery, huh?
496
00:18:43,412 --> 00:18:44,645
( cooing )
497
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:46,814
( giggles ):
Good boy.
498
00:18:46,849 --> 00:18:49,249
I knew you wouldn't
eat me.
499
00:18:50,019 --> 00:18:51,085
Hey! Hey!
( growls )
500
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,152
Huh?
501
00:18:55,524 --> 00:18:57,891
It's Mr. Wuggles!
502
00:18:57,927 --> 00:18:59,259
He was with my Dad
the whole time.
503
00:18:59,294 --> 00:19:02,896
Quick, Goddard,
let's get back to the lab.
504
00:19:02,932 --> 00:19:06,366
You know, maybe instead
of eating Jimmy
505
00:19:06,401 --> 00:19:09,336
the hawk will raise him
like his own son.
506
00:19:09,371 --> 00:19:10,237
Yeah!
507
00:19:10,272 --> 00:19:11,772
Then Jimmy will be
half hamster
508
00:19:11,807 --> 00:19:13,473
half human,
and half hawk!
509
00:19:14,409 --> 00:19:15,509
Hi guys!
510
00:19:15,544 --> 00:19:16,677
Oh, look, it's Jimmy.
511
00:19:17,713 --> 00:19:19,379
Jimmy, we're coming!
512
00:19:19,414 --> 00:19:21,081
Keep hope alive!
513
00:19:21,117 --> 00:19:21,882
Jimmy!
514
00:19:21,917 --> 00:19:24,284
♪ Here, vicious little rodent. ♪
515
00:19:24,319 --> 00:19:27,087
♪ Come get some tasty seeds. ♪
516
00:19:27,123 --> 00:19:29,723
Howdy, butter biscuit.
Your menfolk are home.
517
00:19:29,759 --> 00:19:30,691
( squeaking )
518
00:19:30,726 --> 00:19:31,959
( screams ):
Eww!
519
00:19:31,994 --> 00:19:33,694
Eww! You get it
out of here! Eww!
520
00:19:33,729 --> 00:19:35,729
( squeals )
521
00:19:35,765 --> 00:19:37,197
I am getting
more traps.
522
00:19:37,232 --> 00:19:39,599
Hang on, Jimbo,
I'll get a pliers.
523
00:19:39,635 --> 00:19:40,701
( squeaking )
524
00:19:40,736 --> 00:19:41,969
Do something, Jimmy
525
00:19:42,004 --> 00:19:44,805
'cause your Mom might
hurt Mr. Wuggles.
526
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,006
Come on, think.
527
00:19:46,042 --> 00:19:47,407
Think, think...
528
00:19:52,514 --> 00:19:54,381
Hiya, Jimmy.
529
00:19:54,416 --> 00:19:55,149
Brain blast!
530
00:19:55,184 --> 00:19:57,885
Carl, hand me
that hamster trail.
531
00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,054
Sheen, get my magnifying ray.
532
00:20:00,089 --> 00:20:02,322
I'm going to lure
Mr. Wuggles back to the lab
533
00:20:02,357 --> 00:20:04,692
with the one thing
no hamster can resist.
534
00:20:08,064 --> 00:20:10,330
( whirring )
535
00:20:13,769 --> 00:20:16,036
Wugga, wugga, wugga, wug.
536
00:20:16,638 --> 00:20:18,072
( squeaks )
537
00:20:19,942 --> 00:20:22,509
( squeaking )
538
00:20:22,544 --> 00:20:24,011
It's working.
539
00:20:24,046 --> 00:20:25,179
Get ready, Carl.
540
00:20:25,214 --> 00:20:28,816
Wugga, wugga,
wugga, wug.
541
00:20:28,851 --> 00:20:30,550
Now, Sheen! Initialize!
542
00:20:30,586 --> 00:20:31,785
( buzzer )
543
00:20:31,821 --> 00:20:32,886
( alarm sounds )
544
00:20:32,922 --> 00:20:34,722
( machinery whirring )
545
00:20:36,826 --> 00:20:38,258
Jimbo, you out here?
546
00:20:38,293 --> 00:20:41,795
Come on, now.
Mom didn't mean to scare you.
547
00:20:41,831 --> 00:20:43,530
Hugh, that was
not our son.
548
00:20:43,565 --> 00:20:47,300
That thing had fur and
big teeth and whiskers.
549
00:20:47,336 --> 00:20:50,270
I've been calling him
"Furry Jimmy."
550
00:20:53,475 --> 00:20:54,407
Hi, guys.
551
00:20:54,443 --> 00:20:55,209
Hey, Jimbo!
552
00:20:55,244 --> 00:20:57,477
You got your old head back.
553
00:20:57,512 --> 00:21:00,180
I tried to tell your mother
we had everything under control
554
00:21:00,216 --> 00:21:01,548
but she never listens to me.
555
00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:02,515
( sighs )
556
00:21:02,551 --> 00:21:03,817
But I-I-I...
557
00:21:03,853 --> 00:21:05,485
I am never leaving
you two alone again.
558
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,854
Hmmph!
559
00:21:06,889 --> 00:21:09,823
Well, I guess our little
father-son day
560
00:21:09,859 --> 00:21:12,726
was just what you needed,
eh, son?
561
00:21:12,762 --> 00:21:15,129
Uh, sure, Dad, if you say so.
562
00:21:15,164 --> 00:21:17,597
( squeaking )
563
00:21:17,633 --> 00:21:19,900
I love you, Mr. Wuggles.
564
00:21:19,935 --> 00:21:22,136
All right!
A lizard!
565
00:21:22,171 --> 00:21:25,705
If I use Jimmy's pods
to switch bodies with it
566
00:21:25,741 --> 00:21:27,107
I can be Lizard Lord!
567
00:21:27,143 --> 00:21:29,910
Behold, my tongue
of doom and tremble.
568
00:21:29,945 --> 00:21:30,778
Tremble!
569
00:21:30,813 --> 00:21:32,579
( screams )
570
00:21:32,614 --> 00:21:34,447
( screaming )
571
00:21:35,684 --> 00:21:36,850
( screams )
572
00:21:41,390 --> 00:21:43,723
Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
573
00:21:43,759 --> 00:21:46,526
and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS
574
00:21:46,561 --> 00:21:50,264
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
access.wgbh.org
575
00:21:58,674 --> 00:22:00,240
( barking )