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Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS
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JIMMY:
Gentlemen, I present
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Monday-morning-forgotten-report
delivery system.
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Better known
as man's best friend-- Goddard!
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Thanks, boy.
( barks )
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Hurry up!
Let's get to class
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before the bell rings.
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Yeah.
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( gulps )
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You don't want
to run into...
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the hall monitor!
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Hey, Neutron,
you know the rules.
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No dogs at school.
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That's a demerit.
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And where's
your hall pass?
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I don't need one, Chuck.
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I'm not in the hall
and class hasn't started yet.
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Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
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( school bell ringing )
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Now you need a pass.
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That's another demerit.
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And you're late to class.
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Another demerit.
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Have a nice day.
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Class, I'm afraid I have
some very sad news.
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They're canceling
the Ultra Lord Show?!
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Llamas are extinct?!
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No, no, no.
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Chuck Lester,
our beloved hall monitor
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is moving to Greece and...
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( sobbing )
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will be leaving us.
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( wild cheering )
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We will now choose
the next hall monitor
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as directed
by the Lindbergh Elementary
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( squawks )... constitution
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by picking a random name
from this hat.
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That's the worst, stupidest,
most boring job in the world.
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( scoffs )
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I would hate to be hall monitor.
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I want to be hall monitor.
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I want to be hall monitor...
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Carl Wheezer.
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I accept!
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I forgot to tell you
that your mother left
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an extra pair of clean
you-know-what... ( clucks )
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up at the office.
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Now back to the new hall monitor
announcement.
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It's Jimmy Neutron!
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No!!!
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This is the worst thing
that's ever happened to me.
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Being a hall monitor
was the best thing
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that ever happened to me.
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( sighing ):
Oh, yeah.
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The tight uniform,
the smell of the hall
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the beautiful noise
that my shoes made
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when I walked.
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( imitating squeaking )
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Uh-huh. That's,
uh, great, Dad.
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But there's a danger
hidden beneath the glamour, son.
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A man in uniform is
a powerful thing.
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Don't abuse your position
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or it could be really, really...
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Oh, what do they call it?
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...not good.
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Principal Willoughby,
can't you get someone else
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to be hall monitor?
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Jimmy, did you know
that the old man
you like so much
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with the funny hair
and the big brain
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and the "E equals MC-squared"
thingy was a hall monitor?
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Albert Einstein was
a hall monitor?
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Well, I've never read that
in the 178 biographies
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I've read about him.
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Oh, it's a hundred
percent true.
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( chuckles )
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Good luck.
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Einstein was a hall monitor.
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You know what
they say
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about a man
in uniform, Libby?
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Well, it's a lie.
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Once a nerdtron,
always a nerdtron.
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Careful, Cindy.
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Jimmy's "The Man" now.
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He can get us
into trouble.
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I can?
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Oh, oh, yeah.
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I can.
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Cut the chitchat, ladies.
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Moving it along,
and remember--
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I'm keeping an eye on you.
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( grunts )
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Hey, watch where
you're going, punk!
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You're dead mea... ( gasps )
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Oh.
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Mr. Hall Monitor, sir.
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How clumsy of me.
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Uh, I have
my pass right here.
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( nervous laughter )
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Nice to see you. Ciao!
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For once this boy genius
may have been wrong.
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This is a great job.
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Congratulations, Jimmy.
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I've never seen the halls
look so... orderly.
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Miss Fowl, we
might be looking
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at the greatest
hall monitor ever!
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Maybe even greater
than Albert Einstein.
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I will bring
Lindbergh Elementary
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into the new millennium
and beyond
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with state-of-the art
hall monitoring.
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And you're going to help me.
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( whimpers )
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The hall pass authenticator.
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Able to detect
counterfeit passes.
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The IDM background check
scanner.
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Hear me,
flouters of hallway law:
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Jimmy Neutron is on the job.
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( wheels squeak )
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( beeps )
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Hi, Jimmy.
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Can I touch
your uniform?
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Halt! Your papers?
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I-I have a pass.
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I was just going
to the bathroom
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'cause I always go
at 8:47, 9:23
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11:42...
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JIMMY:
Wheezer, Carl.
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Bloodtype:
O Negative.
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Card-carrying member
of the Llama Love Society.
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Prior arrests: None.
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Everything's in order.
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Move along.
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( whimpering )
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( scatting to music )
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Nerdtron being hall monitor
is the worst thing
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that's happened
to this school
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since they banned
extreme jump roping.
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( siren blaring )
Ms. Vortex, pull over.
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What's the problem, ha?
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I believe you've committed
a fashion infraction.
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Goddard, obtain pants'
measurement data.
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11 3/4 inches.
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Too short for pants,
yet too long for shorts.
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A direct violation
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of the Lindbergh Elementary
Fashion Treaty of '97.
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Why don't you do something
useful and arrest yourself
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for being a dork?
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Is that music
you're listening to?
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( giggling ):
Yeah.
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It's the new song
by the cute Multi-cultural
Boys With No Attitude.
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There is no pop, punk,
funkhouse, blues, rock, roll
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oldies or easy listening
allowed in the halls.
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Goddard, confiscate.
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Uh-oh... ( gasps )
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Music withdrawal!
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( shrieks )
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Skin... feeling... clammy.
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( rattling )
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Whoa, that was on
the harsh side.
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Do you have
a problem, citizen?
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What's in the gym bag?
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W-What?
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Hey, Jimmy, it's me--
the Sheenster.
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Cut me some slack, homefly.
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Goddard, X-ray.
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Ultra Lord comic,
Ultra Lord action figure
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Ultra Lord
athletic supporter...
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Ah-hah!
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And what do we have here?
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( sniffs )
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A colorfully wrapped
sucrose-based chewing substance.
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Gum perhaps?
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Uh, I wasn't chewing it.
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That's possession, Sheen.
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You are going down.
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Uh, Jimmy, I'm not doing
anything wrong
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or b-b-bad or evil, am I?
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You have exceeded
the amount of
llama stickers
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on your lunch box.
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I know, but...
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but I got a special permit.
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Shh.
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I think your friend's hat
is on a little too tight.
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His hats are always too tight.
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Look at his head.
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Maybe we should get
Principal Willoughby.
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Are you conducting
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a secret meeting?
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Is this a conspiracy
to start a riot?
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Up against the wall!
Spread 'em!
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O-Okay, Neutron,
you're out of control.
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I'm making a citizen's arrest.
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I want a public defender!
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I want my music!
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I want my mommy!
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( whining )
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And some fudge.
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Red alert, Goddard!
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This is not drill.
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This floor is on lockdown.
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Incarcerate the troublemakers.
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( blues rhythm )
♪ I miss my music ♪
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♪ Na-na-na-na ♪
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♪ I miss it so bad
that I could cry ♪
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♪ Na-na-na-na ♪
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♪ If I don't get my music... ♪
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Lady, we don't sing
the blues here.
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( clinking )
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No tin-cup banging,
Gum Boy.
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Aw, man.
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And no carving keys
to your cell out of soap.
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Um... Mr. Hall Monitor, sir?
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Can I go to the bathroom,
please?
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Yeah... Yeah, me, too!
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I got to go to.
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All right.
You have 60 seconds.
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Oh...
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I don't know
if I can go that fast.
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58 seconds.
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We got to get
out of here, Carl.
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But I'm not done yet.
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No, I mean get out
and get help.
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Jimmy's gone nuts.
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I have an escape plan.
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Check it out.
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I'll disguise myself
as a rhesus monkey
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and shimmy down the fire escape
with my feet, and then you...
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Goddard, retract and access
central toilet system
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and flush 'em out.
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Surf's up!
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( yelling )
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What in the name
of all things bright
and beautiful
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is going on?
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These hooligans were trying
to escape.
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Principal Willoughby, Jimmy's
unleashed a reign of terror.
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Terror!
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( grunting )
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He is the worst
hall monitor ever!
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He's still my best friend
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but he's gone mad with power!
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I'm simply doing my job.
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Goddard, hose
these radicals down
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and put 'em in chains.
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Wait a minute.
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Goddard, records everything.
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He can prove how crazy
Jimmy's been
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in high definition
and Dolby THX.
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Yeah. Let's see what man's best
friend has up his hard drive.
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Hah! He won't show you
subversive types anything.
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Why not?
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'Cause you didn't say
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"Goddard,
access hall monitor tapes."
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Darn.
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( no audio )
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DAD:
But there's a danger
hidden beneath the glamour,
son.
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A man in uniform is
a powerful thing.
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Hi, Ji-uh-Ji-sonny.
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Just dropped by to remind you
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not to overdo that whole, uh,
hall monitor thing.
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I did, and darn if I didn't lose
every friend I had.
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Buh-bye!
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( thud )
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( gasps )
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Is... Is that really me?
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D-Did I become obsessed
with power in my quest
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to emulate Albert Einstein
267
00:09:39,723 --> 00:09:41,922
and be the greatest
hall monitor?
268
00:09:41,958 --> 00:09:43,023
ALL:
Yes!
269
00:09:43,059 --> 00:09:45,727
Oh, about Einstein being
a hall monitor, Jimmy--
270
00:09:45,762 --> 00:09:47,194
that was my sister Eunice.
271
00:09:47,230 --> 00:09:48,396
( chuckles )
272
00:09:48,431 --> 00:09:51,466
I'm always getting them
confused.
273
00:09:51,501 --> 00:09:52,734
KIDS:
Eww!
274
00:09:52,769 --> 00:09:56,203
Principal Willoughby,
I hereby resign.
275
00:09:56,239 --> 00:09:58,239
( cheering )
276
00:09:58,274 --> 00:10:00,007
I'm afraid
that's impossible.
277
00:10:00,042 --> 00:10:02,777
According to the Lindbergh
school constitution
278
00:10:02,812 --> 00:10:04,579
hall monitors can't resign.
279
00:10:04,614 --> 00:10:05,913
( squawks )
280
00:10:05,948 --> 00:10:08,850
You have to be fired
for breaking the rules.
281
00:10:08,885 --> 00:10:12,553
Hmm...
for breaking the rules, eh?
282
00:10:13,790 --> 00:10:16,457
( singsongy ):
I'm chewing gum!
283
00:10:16,493 --> 00:10:17,792
I'm playing music!
284
00:10:17,827 --> 00:10:19,093
My pants are too short.
285
00:10:19,128 --> 00:10:22,129
I'm putting
too many stickers
on my lunch box!
286
00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:28,836
And now, let's pick
our next hall monitor!
287
00:10:28,872 --> 00:10:30,371
Carl Wheezer.
288
00:10:30,407 --> 00:10:33,274
Victory is mine!
289
00:10:33,309 --> 00:10:34,842
Your mother called.
290
00:10:34,878 --> 00:10:38,413
She said don't forget
to take your... ( squawks )
291
00:10:38,448 --> 00:10:39,447
nose drops.
292
00:10:39,482 --> 00:10:42,216
Oh.
293
00:10:42,251 --> 00:10:45,920
And the new hall monitor is...
294
00:10:45,955 --> 00:10:49,657
Ultra Hall Monitor says,
None shall pass!
295
00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,426
( school bell ringing )
296
00:10:51,461 --> 00:10:52,560
( kids shouting )
297
00:10:52,595 --> 00:10:56,063
( Sheen yelling )
298
00:11:09,345 --> 00:11:11,446
SHEEN:
Seven!
299
00:11:11,481 --> 00:11:14,081
Your llama is sucked
into a volcanic sinkhole
300
00:11:14,116 --> 00:11:17,318
where flesh-eating bats
will nip at his screaming face.
301
00:11:17,353 --> 00:11:18,953
Sheen!
302
00:11:18,988 --> 00:11:22,957
There aren't any
volcanic sinkholes
in Llama's Day Out.
303
00:11:22,992 --> 00:11:26,060
Maybe that explains
why I'm not having fun.
304
00:11:26,095 --> 00:11:27,528
Hi, Carl.
305
00:11:27,564 --> 00:11:29,263
I ran out of chemicals
mid-experiment
306
00:11:29,298 --> 00:11:32,366
and I know you got a chemistry
set for your birthday.
307
00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:33,768
SHEEN:
Eleven!
308
00:11:33,803 --> 00:11:36,637
Hey, you can use my
chemistry set, Jim.
309
00:11:39,609 --> 00:11:41,576
Oh, the potato's
not included.
310
00:11:41,611 --> 00:11:42,810
Uh, that's okay.
311
00:11:42,846 --> 00:11:44,512
I assume
it comes with a few cc's
312
00:11:44,547 --> 00:11:45,580
of ethyl mercaptin.
313
00:11:45,615 --> 00:11:48,916
Uh... no.
314
00:11:48,952 --> 00:11:50,585
Well, I can work around that.
315
00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:52,419
How about some
dimercural sulfonative?
316
00:11:52,455 --> 00:11:56,090
Uh... yeah...? No.
317
00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:57,358
Tritium nitrate?
318
00:11:57,393 --> 00:11:58,559
I've got salt.
319
00:11:58,595 --> 00:11:59,694
Oh...! Pukin' Pluto!
320
00:11:59,729 --> 00:12:01,629
How's a guy
supposed to make
321
00:12:01,664 --> 00:12:03,831
a four-dimensional
hypercube molecule
322
00:12:03,867 --> 00:12:06,233
without access to
the complete spectrum
323
00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:07,602
of inorganic
chemicals?!
324
00:12:07,637 --> 00:12:09,370
Welcome to
my nightmare.
325
00:12:09,405 --> 00:12:10,638
Here you go, Jimmy.
326
00:12:10,673 --> 00:12:13,407
Check out this leaflet
from inside the box.
327
00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:16,310
"Also try
our ultra-deluxe model.
328
00:12:16,345 --> 00:12:19,113
Contains every element
from aluminum to zirconium."
329
00:12:19,148 --> 00:12:22,116
Now, that's
what I'm talking about!
330
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:25,419
( sighing )
331
00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:26,654
Aw, who am I kidding?
332
00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:27,788
I don't have any money
333
00:12:27,824 --> 00:12:30,057
and my birthday's
three months away.
334
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,060
Ah, quit procrastinati.
335
00:12:33,095 --> 00:12:35,696
Ah, forget it;
I'm rolling for you.
336
00:12:36,566 --> 00:12:37,932
( chortling ):
One.
337
00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:40,501
And Carl's llama falls down.
338
00:12:40,537 --> 00:12:42,970
Down into the sulfurous mud pit.
339
00:12:43,006 --> 00:12:45,606
How the snake god
will be pleased.
340
00:12:45,642 --> 00:12:48,475
Hey, how could
you roll the one
341
00:12:48,511 --> 00:12:50,177
if there are two dice?
342
00:12:50,212 --> 00:12:51,311
Huh? Oh.
343
00:12:51,347 --> 00:12:52,813
Yeah.
344
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:55,750
( gasping )
345
00:12:55,785 --> 00:12:59,954
Someone get me
the jaws of life!
346
00:13:02,725 --> 00:13:04,258
I wish I could invent g
347
00:13:04,293 --> 00:13:06,727
that would chew up
three months of my life.
348
00:13:06,763 --> 00:13:08,328
Summer school-- trust me.
349
00:13:08,364 --> 00:13:10,998
Too bad you can't use
your hypno-thingamajiggy
350
00:13:11,034 --> 00:13:14,401
to make your parents think
your birthday's next week.
351
00:13:14,437 --> 00:13:17,271
Carl... that's brilliant!
352
00:13:17,306 --> 00:13:19,373
Really? But I said it.
353
00:13:19,408 --> 00:13:20,841
Uh, think about it, Carl.
354
00:13:20,877 --> 00:13:23,811
I mean, my parents enjoy
seeing me happy, don't they?
355
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:24,845
That's true.
356
00:13:24,881 --> 00:13:26,814
It would be selfish
to make them wait
357
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,849
another three months
to give you a gift
358
00:13:28,885 --> 00:13:31,218
when they could give
it to you next week.
359
00:13:31,253 --> 00:13:32,352
Next week?
360
00:13:32,388 --> 00:13:35,222
I can't stand to make
them suffer one more day.
361
00:13:35,257 --> 00:13:36,991
To the lab!
362
00:13:40,262 --> 00:13:44,498
Okay,
now to set the hypno-command.
363
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:45,700
( clearing throat )
364
00:13:45,735 --> 00:13:50,705
Tomorrow is Jimmy's birthday.
365
00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:53,207
♪ Here comes
Mr. Walking Man ♪
366
00:13:53,242 --> 00:13:55,042
♪ Walk-walk-walking,
Walking Man... ♪
367
00:13:55,078 --> 00:13:57,177
( fluttering lips
and laughing )
368
00:13:57,213 --> 00:13:58,278
Mom, Dad
369
00:13:58,314 --> 00:13:59,981
look over here.
370
00:14:06,022 --> 00:14:08,522
It's not polite
to point, son.
371
00:14:10,459 --> 00:14:11,959
But I guess we
can let it slide
372
00:14:11,995 --> 00:14:13,995
'cause it's your
birthday tomorrow!
373
00:14:15,531 --> 00:14:16,664
Oh, my gosh!
374
00:14:16,699 --> 00:14:18,132
Hugh-- presents!
375
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:20,534
Uh, Sweet Petunias, we have
to go to the mall for Jimmy.
376
00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:22,770
Oh, and what
are you going to buy?
377
00:14:22,805 --> 00:14:25,205
Um, uh... groceries.
378
00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:26,473
Then gift wrap.
379
00:14:26,509 --> 00:14:28,542
Uh, for the... groceries.
380
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:31,746
Okay. I'll just stay here
and play
381
00:14:31,781 --> 00:14:35,783
with my woefully out-of-date
chemistry set.
382
00:14:35,818 --> 00:14:38,252
And don't you dare look
when we come back.
383
00:14:38,287 --> 00:14:40,655
We want the groceries
to be a surprise.
384
00:14:40,690 --> 00:14:42,589
Swift one, Sugar Booger.
385
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:44,491
Don't burn down the ho.
386
00:14:44,527 --> 00:14:45,860
Buh-bye.
387
00:14:49,966 --> 00:14:52,332
( bleating )
388
00:14:52,368 --> 00:14:54,802
CLOWN:
Hey, here's
a nother one, kids.
389
00:14:54,837 --> 00:14:58,605
Giggle's special...
390
00:14:58,641 --> 00:15:00,207
Cool party, Neutron
391
00:15:00,242 --> 00:15:04,511
but, uh, aren't you kind of old
for the clown thing?
392
00:15:04,547 --> 00:15:06,013
Well, you
know parents.
393
00:15:06,049 --> 00:15:10,384
They like thinking
that we're all still
five years old.
394
00:15:10,419 --> 00:15:13,788
That was amazing!
395
00:15:13,823 --> 00:15:15,355
Did you have to swear
a circus oath
396
00:15:15,391 --> 00:15:18,025
to never reveal the source
of your clown powers?
397
00:15:18,061 --> 00:15:20,661
Don't make fun of me.
398
00:15:20,697 --> 00:15:22,629
BOTH:
Happy Birthday, Jimmy!
399
00:15:22,665 --> 00:15:24,431
Oh, thanks, Mom and Dad.
400
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,068
Remember when we said we
were getting groceries?
401
00:15:27,103 --> 00:15:29,670
Well, we got some, and then
we stopped and got this!
402
00:15:29,706 --> 00:15:30,938
No!
Yeah.
403
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,472
I was utterly fooled.
404
00:15:32,508 --> 00:15:34,175
You're having
a birthday party
405
00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:36,643
and you didn't even invite us,
Neutron?
406
00:15:36,679 --> 00:15:38,579
Not that we'd want to come.
407
00:15:38,614 --> 00:15:41,315
Sorry.
It was kind of unexpected.
408
00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:42,249
What do you mean?
409
00:15:42,284 --> 00:15:43,984
Don't you know when
your own birthday is?
410
00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:44,985
Yes, of course.
411
00:15:45,021 --> 00:15:46,087
In fact, I have another one
412
00:15:46,122 --> 00:15:47,354
coming up
in a couple months.
413
00:15:47,389 --> 00:15:49,056
Cindy, Libby--
414
00:15:49,092 --> 00:15:51,558
have some cake and goody bags.
415
00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:55,462
Hi, how's it going?
416
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:57,364
So, which kid
is yours?
417
00:15:57,399 --> 00:15:58,699
I'm the clown.
418
00:15:58,735 --> 00:16:01,102
Oh. I didn't, uh,
want to assume.
419
00:16:01,137 --> 00:16:04,605
Well, in this house,
we never judge people
420
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,274
by the... multicolor
of their skin.
421
00:16:11,814 --> 00:16:13,614
Ah, great birthday.
422
00:16:13,649 --> 00:16:16,416
Great four-dimensional
hypercube.
423
00:16:16,452 --> 00:16:18,352
Good night, Goddard.
424
00:16:21,657 --> 00:16:24,992
( snoring )
425
00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:32,099
BOTH:
Happy Birthday, Jimmy!
426
00:16:32,135 --> 00:16:34,802
Did you say today's my birthday?
427
00:16:34,837 --> 00:16:36,570
( laughing ):
That's right!
428
00:16:36,605 --> 00:16:38,038
Your party's
already started.
429
00:16:38,074 --> 00:16:39,740
We called
all your friends.
430
00:16:39,776 --> 00:16:41,976
And almost half of
them called us back.
431
00:16:42,011 --> 00:16:43,377
We even hired...
432
00:16:43,412 --> 00:16:45,045
A clown!
A clown!
433
00:16:45,081 --> 00:16:47,714
( bleating )
434
00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:56,657
That's awesome!
435
00:16:56,692 --> 00:16:58,859
No, it's better
than awesome.
436
00:16:58,895 --> 00:17:00,995
It's clownificent!
437
00:17:01,030 --> 00:17:02,863
Let me guess, Neutron.
438
00:17:02,899 --> 00:17:06,667
You've finally driven
your parents insane.
439
00:17:06,702 --> 00:17:08,169
We know something's
going on
440
00:17:08,204 --> 00:17:09,937
and we're going
to find out what.
441
00:17:09,972 --> 00:17:14,074
Cindy, Libby, have some cake
and goody bags.
442
00:17:15,611 --> 00:17:16,977
You were saying?
443
00:17:17,013 --> 00:17:19,379
BOTH:
Happy Birthday, Jimmy!
444
00:17:19,415 --> 00:17:22,716
Hiya, Clownie!
445
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:25,519
( gulping )
446
00:17:25,554 --> 00:17:28,322
I thought you were
only going to do
this once, Jimmy.
447
00:17:28,357 --> 00:17:30,624
I must have worded the
hypno-command wrong.
448
00:17:30,659 --> 00:17:31,926
I'll undo it right now.
449
00:17:31,961 --> 00:17:33,928
Although
450
00:17:33,963 --> 00:17:37,397
I could use a few more beakers
and test tubes.
451
00:17:41,170 --> 00:17:43,737
BOTH:
Happy Birthday, Jimmy!
452
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:46,340
Three birthday parties in a row.
453
00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:49,043
You're one lucky dude,.
454
00:17:49,078 --> 00:17:50,477
Jimmy's not lucky.
455
00:17:50,512 --> 00:17:51,745
He's a genius.
456
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,315
Yeah. I'm going
to Jimmy's birthday
457
00:17:54,350 --> 00:17:57,184
every day for the
rest of my life.
458
00:17:58,487 --> 00:18:01,322
Happy seventh birthday
this week, Jim.
459
00:18:01,357 --> 00:18:04,024
Um, I kind of ran out
of gift ideas
460
00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:05,359
so, I brought you
461
00:18:05,394 --> 00:18:07,394
some meat from my refr.
462
00:18:07,429 --> 00:18:09,796
How about the quarter
behind the ear?
463
00:18:09,832 --> 00:18:11,232
You did that yesterday.
464
00:18:11,267 --> 00:18:13,367
I could make my hair
go up and down.
465
00:18:13,402 --> 00:18:15,236
You did that
one Thursday.
466
00:18:15,271 --> 00:18:18,672
( chanting ):
New tricks, new tricks,
new tricks...!
467
00:18:18,707 --> 00:18:22,776
Cindy, Libby, have some cake
and goody bags.
468
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:24,011
( burping )
469
00:18:24,046 --> 00:18:25,645
No, thanks,
Mrs. Neutron.
470
00:18:25,681 --> 00:18:27,714
Do you have any
carrot sticks
471
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:29,483
or maybe some antacid?
472
00:18:29,518 --> 00:18:30,918
Live a little, girls!
473
00:18:30,953 --> 00:18:34,154
Jimmy's birthday
only comes once a year.
474
00:18:35,858 --> 00:18:38,292
And now I'm going to, um...
475
00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:40,794
pull a mysterious label
out of my hat.
476
00:18:42,564 --> 00:18:44,198
"Dry clean only."
477
00:18:44,233 --> 00:18:45,632
( morose chuckle )
478
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:46,934
( listless booing )
479
00:18:46,969 --> 00:18:48,502
Come on.
480
00:18:48,537 --> 00:18:49,870
No donkey is safe
481
00:18:49,906 --> 00:18:53,240
from my awesome tail-
pinning abilities.
482
00:18:53,276 --> 00:18:54,942
CARL:
Hey, what are you... ow!
483
00:18:54,977 --> 00:18:57,278
SHEEN:
Oops, my bad, Carl.
484
00:18:57,313 --> 00:18:58,946
Ow. No offense, Jimmy
485
00:18:58,981 --> 00:19:02,582
but if you wanted
to skip your birthday
for a few days...
486
00:19:02,618 --> 00:19:04,318
I wouldn't mind.
487
00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:06,387
Ugh. Yeah, I'm getting
a little tired
488
00:19:06,422 --> 00:19:08,122
of the party bit
myself, Carl.
489
00:19:08,157 --> 00:19:09,890
I guess nothing
lasts forever.
490
00:19:09,926 --> 00:19:11,392
Except summer school.
491
00:19:11,427 --> 00:19:12,359
Trust me.
492
00:19:12,395 --> 00:19:14,628
Hypno-beam, reprogram.
493
00:19:14,663 --> 00:19:16,863
Okay, here's a new one.
494
00:19:16,899 --> 00:19:18,732
I take something
from the audience
495
00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:20,367
and hit it with a hammer.
496
00:19:20,403 --> 00:19:23,904
That will do just fine.
Hey, hey, no!
497
00:19:24,941 --> 00:19:27,174
No, wait, it says
498
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:30,677
put it under a hankie
and pretend to hit it.
499
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:33,447
Anyone got a hankie?
500
00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:37,284
I'm stuck in my birthday.
501
00:19:42,258 --> 00:19:44,891
Mom, Dad, um, listen
502
00:19:44,927 --> 00:19:47,995
is it okay if I don't have
a birthday party today?
503
00:19:48,030 --> 00:19:50,030
Well, of course
you're not having
504
00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:51,966
a birthday party
today, Jimbo.
505
00:19:52,001 --> 00:19:53,467
You're going
off to college!
506
00:19:53,502 --> 00:19:54,435
College?!
507
00:19:54,470 --> 00:19:57,237
BOTH:
Happy 18th birthday!
508
00:19:57,273 --> 00:20:00,407
And since we seem to be
up to our chinny-chin-chins
509
00:20:00,443 --> 00:20:03,043
in massive, paralyzing debt,
Mr. Giggles
510
00:20:03,079 --> 00:20:05,346
will be moving
into your room.
511
00:20:05,381 --> 00:20:07,514
( giggling )
512
00:20:07,549 --> 00:20:09,916
I never get tired of that one.
513
00:20:09,952 --> 00:20:10,985
Whoa, wait!
514
00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:12,119
I'm not 18!
515
00:20:12,154 --> 00:20:14,054
You can't
just give my bedroom away
516
00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:15,789
to some creepy circus performer.
517
00:20:15,824 --> 00:20:19,059
See you downstairs
at your going-away party.
518
00:20:20,529 --> 00:20:22,096
Ah, this is the life.
519
00:20:22,131 --> 00:20:24,498
Say, could you teach me
how to get my hair
520
00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:25,932
in that ridiculous shape?
521
00:20:29,472 --> 00:20:32,239
So, you see, you were hypnotized
the whole time.
522
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,008
I'm still just a kid, really.
523
00:20:34,043 --> 00:20:35,742
I like sugary cereals,
and, uh
524
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:38,445
I think girls are icky,
and everything.
525
00:20:39,915 --> 00:20:41,281
Surprise!
Surprise!
526
00:20:41,317 --> 00:20:45,219
We know it's not really
your birthday, Jimmy.
527
00:20:45,254 --> 00:20:46,220
You... you know?
528
00:20:46,255 --> 00:20:47,354
Yes, we know.
529
00:20:47,390 --> 00:20:49,189
When Mr. Giggles
broke your thingamajig
530
00:20:49,225 --> 00:20:52,959
it undid that dark
and sinister hold you
had over our thoughts.
531
00:20:52,995 --> 00:20:56,830
From now on, you'll
just have to wait
for your birthday
532
00:20:56,865 --> 00:20:58,232
like everyone else.
533
00:20:58,267 --> 00:21:00,367
Oh, and Carl's mom
wants her meat back.
534
00:21:00,403 --> 00:21:02,202
I'm sorry I tricked you guys
535
00:21:02,238 --> 00:21:05,372
but your parties
were so much fun... for awhile.
536
00:21:05,408 --> 00:21:08,975
Jimmy, clowns and
balloons don't
make kids happy.
537
00:21:09,011 --> 00:21:10,344
Moms and dads
538
00:21:10,379 --> 00:21:11,878
make kids happy.
539
00:21:11,914 --> 00:21:13,880
Well, what a
lovely sentiment,
Mr. Giggles.
540
00:21:13,916 --> 00:21:16,116
You've got a heart
as big as your shoes.
541
00:21:16,152 --> 00:21:18,018
Thanks. Here's my bill.
542
00:21:19,288 --> 00:21:21,621
Holy polka dots!
543
00:21:23,225 --> 00:21:24,558
Uh, if you need me
544
00:21:24,593 --> 00:21:27,761
I'll be reflecting
on how fortunate I am
545
00:21:27,796 --> 00:21:30,330
to have such
forgiving parents. Bye.
546
00:21:30,366 --> 00:21:31,932
Not so fast, young man.
547
00:21:31,967 --> 00:21:34,868
There's still the matter
of your punishment.
548
00:21:36,238 --> 00:21:37,637
No one with
549
00:21:37,673 --> 00:21:40,140
a genius IQ
should have to scrub floors
550
00:21:40,176 --> 00:21:41,408
to pay off a clown.
551
00:21:41,444 --> 00:21:43,410
How long does this go on for?
552
00:21:43,446 --> 00:21:45,912
Forever. Trust me.
553
00:21:47,716 --> 00:21:48,982
( yelling )
554
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,451
( bleating )
555
00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:55,789
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