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Jimmy, I've been meaning
to ask you something.

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I know.

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Why am I carrying
two lunches.

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Because of that bully
Terry Finster.

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This way, after
he steals mine

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I still have
something to eat.

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Well, actually,
I was going to ask you

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who would win a fight

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between Big Foot
and a Komodo dragon?

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But your question's good, too.

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How come Terry wants
your lunch so bad?

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I think he needs
the extra energy

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for when he throws
me in the Dumpster.

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Yesterday I had
to take two baths

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and put on my
dad's aftershave
to hide the smell.

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It could be worse.

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Oh, really? How?

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Well, you could get sucked out

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of a plane through the toilet.

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That's why I never flush,
not even in my own home.

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What?

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(<i> humming tune</i> )

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Coffee, dear?

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Thanks, sugarest
of boogers.

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Hugh, did you notice
that Jimmy's

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been taking two lunches
for school every day?

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And last night he was
wearing some horrible,
stinky aftershave.

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(<i> chuckling</i> )

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Sounds like our Jimmy
has his eyes on

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a little mamacita.

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I think maybe it's time
you gave him "the talk."

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Cream and sugar?

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(<i> gargling</i> )

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Hey, Neutral brain.

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You got something for me?

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Here's my lunch, Terry.

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Oh, darn, now
I don't have one.

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Why sure you do, Jimmy,
remember?

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You brought that
second lunch

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so that when Terry...

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I mean, if I was a kangaroo

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I'd have
a big pocket right here.

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(<i> nervous chuckle</i> )

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(<i> cackling</i> )

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Applesauce.

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Jimmy, don't put up
with that.

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You have to tell
a teacher.

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Or your parents.

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Even you shouldn't have
to deal with a vicious bully

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on a daily basis.

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I think Cindy's right.

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Because adults usually know
the right thing to do.

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Except in horror films

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when there's a spider
in their bathtubs

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disguised as a hair clog, and...
I can't look!

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I'll tell an adult eventually.

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In the meantime, maybe Terry
will get bored

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and terrorize someone else.

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And so then he filled
my backpack with glue

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and used my stomach
for bongo practice.

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Wow. What are you
going to do?

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The one thing
I do better

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than all the
Terry Finster's
put together.

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Cry and beg for mercy?

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No. Put science to work.

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Where there's a lab
there's a way.

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Jimmy, your father
and I...

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That's me.

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We guessed about your
situation at school.

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It's something every boy
at your age

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has to go through.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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You know about
Terry?

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Terry? That's
a girl's name.

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Son, let me ask
you a question.

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Do you get that funny feeling
in your liver

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whenever Terry's near?

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Yes,
and for some time afterward.

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Look, I'd love
to stay and talk

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but I've got to go
invent something
for Terry.

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Goddard.

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(<i> barking</i> )

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Hugh, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

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Yeah, the bride's parents
pay for the wedding.

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They do?
Yes.

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(<i> humming "Wedding March"</i> )

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Voila! A Jim-Tech personal
anti-bully device.

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Initiate command sequence.

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What?

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Your chair is
bigger than mine.

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Goddard, pretend
to attack me.

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Threatening metal canine.

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Attack on my command.

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Who voted you Mr. Bossy Pants?

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I heard that.

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(<i> electrical crackling</i> )

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Look out Terry Finster.

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Hey, Neutron,
where's my lunch?

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Oh, sorry, Terry.

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Only brought one.

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I'll tell you what
though--

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after I'm done, I'll
put some ketchup

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on the bag
and you can eat that.

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(<i> imitating buzzer</i> )

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Wrong answer, Neutron.

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Jim-Tech, deliver warning.

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I want to do it.

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It's the captain's job.

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No, sometimes the stewardess
gets to talk.

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Get me a pillow
and some tea and
we'll discuss it.

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Nano-bots, imminent
threat to owner.

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Step away from the boy.

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Is that pie plate
talking to me?

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(<i> blubbering</i> )

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You're dead, Neutron!

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Oh, Neutron, way to go!

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Still think I can't
handle myself?

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(<i> cheering</i> )

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This thing's cool, Jimmy.

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How's it work?

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Nano-bot technology.

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Not like the ones
in your pants

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that tried to take
over the world?

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No, no, Carl.
Those were nano-chips.

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These are second generation.

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Plus, I used two of them

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so there's a system
of checks and balances

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and nothing
can go wrong.

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Hey, Neutron

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slick work out there.

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Oh, oh, what is this stuff?

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My whole body's
itching like crazy!

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Hey, that's not supposed
to happen.

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Vic, stop jitterbugging.

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Jimmy, put that toy away.

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Menacing poultry-esque
human at 12:00.

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I'm small, not blind.

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(<i> squawking</i> )

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Uh, Sorry, Miss Fowl.

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Jim-Tech, stop that.

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He said stop her.

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No, no, not her. That!

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(<i> squawking</i> )

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Forget what I said
about telling
someone, Neutron.

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It's much more fun
to watch you handle it.

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Sorry about the three

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consecutive detentions
there, Jim.

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Minor flaw. I'll fix it.

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Look, guys, guys.

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The new Dr. Love
figure

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with retractable
fists...

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Would you like
to comment on this?

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Uh... he got what
was coming to him?

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Very good.
Have a cookie.

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Oh, thanks...

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Uh, Jim-Jim-Jim-Jimmy, Jim...

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Just got a phone call
from Terry's mom.

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Did you two have
a little spat-a-roo?

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Hugh, the talk?

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(<i> clearing throat</i> )

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Once upon a time, a boy sparrow
said to a girl sparrow

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"Hey, nice feathers.

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Can I buy you some millet?"

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Well,
the girl sparrow...

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You know, I would really
love to hear the rest, Dad

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but having a small
emergency. Bye.

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And when he got
to her nest

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he was alarmed
to find out

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her mother was a
cantankerous old crow.

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Hugh!

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Screwdriver.

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Out. I win.

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No way.
That was in.

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Never.

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Aw! Sharp object
near owner.

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Goddard, attack
and dismantle the Jim-Tech.

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Uh-uh.

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Sic em, boy.

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Oh, gas planet.

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There he is.

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Nice going, Captain.

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You almost lost him.

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Nano-bots, stand down.

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I order you to stop
attacking people.

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Someone threatened you
to make you say that.

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Where are they?

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Hi, Jimmy.

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Was it him?

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Ow.

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And we want
our cookie back.

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Hi.

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Why does everyone
look so worried?

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(<i> nervously</i> ):
We're not worried.

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We're happy to see you. See?

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I'm sorry about this.

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The nano-bots are just
a little overzealous.

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Are you thirsty, owner?

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No.

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Step away from
the fountain.

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(<i> screaming</i> )

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I said I'm not thirsty.

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Who is making
you say that?

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Hey, Jimmy.

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Is it him?

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Stay away!

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ALL:
♪ Oh, Jimmy Neutron,
you are great ♪

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♪ And so beyond compare-o ♪

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♪ The rest of us
aren't even fit ♪

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♪ To wash your underwear-o. ♪

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Louder!
With more feeling!

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Oh, what am I going to do?

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It's scared off my enemies

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but it's terrorizing my friends.

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It's like I'm the bully.

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Hey, Jimbo,
there you are.

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Son, let's talk
about girls.

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Well, girls are like
a piping hot slice of pie

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with a big scoop
of confusion on top.

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Confusion?

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That's it!

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Pie time. Honey.

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Oh, nano-bots, watch this.

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Owner under attack.

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And your head's
too big, too.

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He's under attack.
Get him.

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We can't get him--
he's him.

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What do we do?

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You tell me,
Captain.

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I'm just a
stewardess, remember?

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Trying to crawl away
from me, huh?

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Primary command
must be obeyed.

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Take that.

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Cannot obey.

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Program data overload.

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(<i> speaking gibberish</i> )

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How come you get
the parachute?

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Quiet, or I'll
detach my ankle.

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Hugh, birds,
bees, now.

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(<i> sighs</i> )

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Jimmy... I...

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It's okay, Dad.

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I don't have a problem anymore.

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Terry moved to another school...

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Oh, there'll be
other Terrys, honey.

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Let's have some
hot chocolate.

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Now wait a minute.

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Just wait a darn minute,
you two.

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I'm ready to give the talk,
and gosh darn it

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I'm going to give the talk

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and I'm going
to do it right now.

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Hmm.

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You see, Goddard

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boys are one way

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and girls, well,
they're another way entirely.

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Then there's ducks.

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(<i> quacking</i> )

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(<i> chirping</i> )

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Ah, life is good.

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The sun is shining,
my body is coursing with sugar

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and my treasured action figure
waits right here

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where I left him,
under the big oak tree...

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(<i> gasping</i> )

264
00:11:26,132 --> 00:11:27,965
(<i> baby crying</i> )

265
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,534
(<i> crying continues</i> )

266
00:11:33,906 --> 00:11:36,373
(<i> screaming</i> )

267
00:11:36,408 --> 00:11:39,743
O-O-O-Oh!!

268
00:11:39,779 --> 00:11:44,181
"The Ultra Shock
Dance Teacher 8000"?

269
00:11:44,216 --> 00:11:47,484
Exactly. By sending shocks
to your major muscle groups

270
00:11:47,519 --> 00:11:49,753
in a manner corresponding
to popular dance steps

271
00:11:49,789 --> 00:11:52,156
it actually teaches you
to dance.

272
00:11:52,191 --> 00:11:53,590
Does it hurt?
Hurt?

273
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,492
What's a little pain
compared to the trauma

274
00:11:55,527 --> 00:11:58,028
of looking like a dork
at your high school prom?

275
00:11:58,064 --> 00:12:00,330
Initiate mambo sequence.

276
00:12:00,365 --> 00:12:01,464
Ah... Jimmy!

277
00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:04,134
Carl, I haven't even
turned it on yet.

278
00:12:04,170 --> 00:12:05,268
That wasn't me.

279
00:12:05,304 --> 00:12:06,870
What? These walls are lined

280
00:12:06,906 --> 00:12:08,572
with three feet
of lead compounds.

281
00:12:08,607 --> 00:12:10,941
No one's voice could possibly
ever pierce...

282
00:12:10,976 --> 00:12:14,311
Jimmy, it's Sheen!
Let me in!

283
00:12:14,346 --> 00:12:16,013
Come on, I'm not kidding!

284
00:12:16,048 --> 00:12:18,381
(<i> yells</i> )

285
00:12:18,417 --> 00:12:19,449
(<i> crash</i> )

286
00:12:19,484 --> 00:12:22,452
(<i> whirring</i> )

287
00:12:22,487 --> 00:12:24,054
(static)

288
00:12:24,090 --> 00:12:24,521
(<i> mambo playing</i> )

289
00:12:25,290 --> 00:12:26,724
Hey, Sheen, what's up?

290
00:12:26,759 --> 00:12:30,527
You can look at my shockingly
empty hands and ask me that?

291
00:12:30,562 --> 00:12:31,628
I've been robbed.

292
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:32,562
Robbed of what?

293
00:12:32,598 --> 00:12:35,966
Only my oldest
and most prized Ultra Lord.

294
00:12:36,001 --> 00:12:37,300
He was like the plastic

295
00:12:37,336 --> 00:12:40,437
atomic, breath-blasting brother
I never had.

296
00:12:40,472 --> 00:12:41,238
Sheen, calm down.

297
00:12:41,273 --> 00:12:42,906
Just tell us what happened.

298
00:12:42,942 --> 00:12:45,442
Okay... okay... okay...

299
00:12:45,477 --> 00:12:49,346
<i>I took Ultra Lord to the park</i>
<i>to play with him.</i>

300
00:13:03,395 --> 00:13:07,231
<i>I turned my back for five</i>
<i>minutes to buy some ice cream.</i>

301
00:13:10,970 --> 00:13:12,669
<i>And when I came back</i>

302
00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:14,171
<i>he was gone!</i>

303
00:13:14,206 --> 00:13:15,839
You got to help me, Jimmy!

304
00:13:15,875 --> 00:13:17,174
If you don't

305
00:13:17,209 --> 00:13:19,943
I'll have to ask
complete idiots to help me

306
00:13:19,979 --> 00:13:22,312
and you know how
unreliable they are.

307
00:13:22,347 --> 00:13:24,848
Well, it is a chance
to pit my brain

308
00:13:24,884 --> 00:13:27,050
against the
criminal element.

309
00:13:27,086 --> 00:13:28,551
I'll take the case.

310
00:13:28,587 --> 00:13:29,352
Yes!

311
00:13:29,388 --> 00:13:30,854
And I'll solve
it with science.

312
00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:31,989
Thank you, Jimmy.

313
00:13:32,024 --> 00:13:33,290
(<i> loud kissing smacks</i> )

314
00:13:33,325 --> 00:13:35,425
Do you hear that, evildoers?

315
00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:37,727
Ultra Lord will be avenged!

316
00:13:37,763 --> 00:13:39,930
Hey, look at me.

317
00:13:39,965 --> 00:13:41,865
I've got feet of flames.

318
00:13:41,901 --> 00:13:43,633
♪ Da-da-da-da-da ♪

319
00:13:43,669 --> 00:13:45,302
♪ Da-da-da-da-da ♪

320
00:13:45,337 --> 00:13:46,804
♪ Da-da-da-da-da. ♪

321
00:13:51,043 --> 00:13:53,576
Hey, Jimmy, if
you just asked me

322
00:13:53,612 --> 00:13:56,313
I'd have lent you some
stupid looking clothes.

323
00:13:56,348 --> 00:13:58,648
This happens to be
the signature look

324
00:13:58,684 --> 00:14:02,186
of super sleuth and master
of deduction Sherlock Holmes.

325
00:14:02,221 --> 00:14:04,221
Really? How come
he couldn't deduct

326
00:14:04,256 --> 00:14:06,056
how stupid his hat looked?

327
00:14:06,091 --> 00:14:07,757
Carl, here's a notepad.

328
00:14:07,793 --> 00:14:09,326
As Watson to my Holmes

329
00:14:09,361 --> 00:14:12,062
your job will be
to write down all the clues.

330
00:14:12,097 --> 00:14:13,463
To the crime scene!

331
00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:18,969
Now, Sheen, where did you last
see Ultra Lord?

332
00:14:19,004 --> 00:14:20,470
Right there.

333
00:14:20,505 --> 00:14:23,240
He looked so peaceful
with his destructo-belt

334
00:14:23,275 --> 00:14:25,108
and hydraulic flamethrower.

335
00:14:25,144 --> 00:14:26,844
Goddard, neutra-scope.

336
00:14:28,347 --> 00:14:30,247
According to city records

337
00:14:30,282 --> 00:14:32,950
the ice cream truck stops
in the park

338
00:14:32,985 --> 00:14:34,852
at 11:27 a.m. every morning.

339
00:14:34,887 --> 00:14:37,855
My neutra-scope's highly
sensitive heat detectors

340
00:14:37,890 --> 00:14:41,624
will show us all the life forms
that passed by this exact spot

341
00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:45,863
between 11:27 and Sheen's return
five minutes later.

342
00:14:46,999 --> 00:14:49,233
Goddard, identify bio-masses.

343
00:14:49,268 --> 00:14:52,102
CARL:
Cindy and Humphrey...

344
00:14:52,137 --> 00:14:53,370
Jimmy's mom...

345
00:14:53,405 --> 00:14:55,672
a cute little squirrely...

346
00:14:55,707 --> 00:14:57,207
and Nick.

347
00:14:57,243 --> 00:15:02,012
Hmm. Eliminate the squirrel and
we're left with three suspects.

348
00:15:02,047 --> 00:15:04,248
Cindy, Nick, and my own mother.

349
00:15:04,283 --> 00:15:06,250
It's her.
Your mother did it.

350
00:15:06,285 --> 00:15:08,318
Jimmy's the spawn of thieves!

351
00:15:08,354 --> 00:15:09,953
Or it could be Nick or Cindy.

352
00:15:09,989 --> 00:15:13,690
I think it's time to have a chat
with our suspects.

353
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:15,859
Well, hey

354
00:15:15,895 --> 00:15:17,094
little squirrel.

355
00:15:17,129 --> 00:15:18,728
We're on a detective case.

356
00:15:18,764 --> 00:15:22,065
Um, Sheen,
he lost his Ultra Lord...

357
00:15:22,101 --> 00:15:23,600
JIMMY:
Carl!
Coming!

358
00:15:23,635 --> 00:15:26,904
CINDY:
Yes, I saw Sheen in the park.

359
00:15:26,939 --> 00:15:29,373
No, I didn't take his dumb doll.

360
00:15:29,408 --> 00:15:32,009
It's not a doll,
it's an action figure.

361
00:15:32,044 --> 00:15:33,476
Brutally arrest her.

362
00:15:33,512 --> 00:15:35,078
Back off, doll boy.

363
00:15:35,114 --> 00:15:37,948
(<i> growling</i> )

364
00:15:37,983 --> 00:15:41,718
Anyway, what motive could I
possibly have for taking it?

365
00:15:41,753 --> 00:15:42,886
Tell her, Carl.

366
00:15:42,922 --> 00:15:44,087
Hi.

367
00:15:44,123 --> 00:15:46,189
Huh? Oh.

368
00:15:46,225 --> 00:15:48,591
Remember yesterday in class...

369
00:15:49,995 --> 00:15:51,361
And that's my report.

370
00:15:51,397 --> 00:15:52,695
Any questions?

371
00:15:52,731 --> 00:15:53,830
Uh, yes.

372
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:56,233
Uh, I accidentally
flicked a scab off my elbow

373
00:15:56,268 --> 00:15:57,534
and it landed on your shirt.

374
00:15:57,569 --> 00:15:58,501
Can I have it back?

375
00:15:58,537 --> 00:16:00,637
(<i> kids laughing</i> )

376
00:16:00,672 --> 00:16:01,972
Get off me!

377
00:16:02,007 --> 00:16:04,341
(<i> laughing</i> )

378
00:16:04,376 --> 00:16:06,643
So, he's a disgusting idiot.

379
00:16:06,678 --> 00:16:09,146
But I didn't take his doll.

380
00:16:09,181 --> 00:16:10,647
Then I'm sure you won't mind

381
00:16:10,682 --> 00:16:12,983
submitting to
a lie-detector test.

382
00:16:13,018 --> 00:16:14,084
Goddard.

383
00:16:14,119 --> 00:16:16,153
Hey!

384
00:16:16,188 --> 00:16:17,754
Did you take Sheen's Ultra Lord?

385
00:16:17,789 --> 00:16:18,422
No.

386
00:16:18,457 --> 00:16:19,289
What about Humphrey?

387
00:16:19,325 --> 00:16:20,390
What about him?

388
00:16:20,426 --> 00:16:22,292
He was with you;
maybe he ate it.

389
00:16:22,328 --> 00:16:23,961
Humphrey doesn't eat garbage.

390
00:16:23,996 --> 00:16:25,795
(<i> beeping</i> )

391
00:16:25,831 --> 00:16:26,830
She's lying.

392
00:16:26,865 --> 00:16:29,032
I am not.

393
00:16:29,068 --> 00:16:30,733
(<i> gags</i> )

394
00:16:30,769 --> 00:16:32,502
Ah-ha!

395
00:16:32,537 --> 00:16:35,305
The polygraph never lies.

396
00:16:35,341 --> 00:16:37,040
Oh, uh, but I...

397
00:16:37,076 --> 00:16:38,875
Well, that's not...

398
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:41,144
Okay, I admit it.

399
00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:44,514
I fed Sheen's stupid doll
to Humphrey to get revenge.

400
00:16:44,549 --> 00:16:47,884
But Humphrey barfed it back up
and we left the park. I swear.

401
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:51,554
JIMMY:
Mmm, she seems to be
telling the truth.

402
00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:53,323
But just to be sure...

403
00:16:53,359 --> 00:16:55,925
Goddard,
x-ray the suspects clothes.

404
00:16:57,429 --> 00:16:59,662
(<i> birds chirping</i> )

405
00:16:59,698 --> 00:17:01,398
Thanks for your help.

406
00:17:01,433 --> 00:17:03,000
You're free to go.

407
00:17:08,807 --> 00:17:12,009
Carl, make a note that
suspect Judy Neutron

408
00:17:12,044 --> 00:17:13,910
is dusting the front lawn.

409
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:14,944
Carl?

410
00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:18,081
Here's a cute,
fluffy little squirrely.

411
00:17:18,117 --> 00:17:19,149
You are...

412
00:17:19,184 --> 00:17:20,817
JIMMY:
Carl!

413
00:17:20,852 --> 00:17:21,718
Okay.

414
00:17:23,855 --> 00:17:27,391
Hi, boys. There's fresh-baked
fudge nellies in the kitchen.

415
00:17:27,426 --> 00:17:29,359
I need to ask you
some questions, Mom.

416
00:17:29,395 --> 00:17:30,660
If that<i> is</i>
your real name.

417
00:17:30,695 --> 00:17:32,195
What kind of questions?

418
00:17:32,231 --> 00:17:35,698
Judy Neutron, did you happen
to pass the big oak tree

419
00:17:35,734 --> 00:17:39,503
in the park between the hours
of 11:27 and 11:32 this morning?

420
00:17:39,538 --> 00:17:40,803
What's this all about?

421
00:17:40,839 --> 00:17:43,407
And why are you dressed
like Sherlock Holmes?

422
00:17:43,442 --> 00:17:45,575
Ma'am, please let my partner
ask the questions.

423
00:17:45,610 --> 00:17:48,345
And is it not true that
you're a card-carrying member

424
00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:50,347
of the town
anti-litter league?

425
00:17:50,382 --> 00:17:52,182
Well, yes,
but I still don't see...

426
00:17:52,217 --> 00:17:53,450
Then, isn't it possible

427
00:17:53,485 --> 00:17:55,485
that while jogging
in the park this morning

428
00:17:55,521 --> 00:17:57,087
you spotted an
action figure

429
00:17:57,122 --> 00:17:58,055
lying on the ground

430
00:17:58,090 --> 00:17:59,289
and threw it away

431
00:17:59,324 --> 00:18:02,259
due to your obsessive need
to tidy up?

432
00:18:02,294 --> 00:18:04,627
James Isaac Neutron,
in this household

433
00:18:04,663 --> 00:18:07,697
courtroom-style interrogations
means chores for a week.

434
00:18:07,732 --> 00:18:11,000
Goddard, black light check
of the suspect's hands.

435
00:18:12,637 --> 00:18:15,405
Oh, your father will hear
about this, young man.

436
00:18:15,441 --> 00:18:16,940
Mom, your hands test positive

437
00:18:16,975 --> 00:18:20,210
for the exact type of plastic
that Ultra Lords are made of.

438
00:18:20,245 --> 00:18:21,811
Well, that's because I...

439
00:18:21,846 --> 00:18:24,314
I mean, you don't think
that I...

440
00:18:24,349 --> 00:18:26,049
All right, it's true

441
00:18:26,085 --> 00:18:28,552
that a filthy doll
made a mockery
of every tree

442
00:18:28,587 --> 00:18:30,787
and daffodil in that park!

443
00:18:30,822 --> 00:18:33,656
I simply had
to throw it away
in the trash.

444
00:18:33,692 --> 00:18:35,925
Case closed.
Book her, Jim-o.

445
00:18:35,961 --> 00:18:37,527
But I couldn't.

446
00:18:37,563 --> 00:18:38,728
It was disgusting

447
00:18:38,763 --> 00:18:41,264
and covered
in dog slobber.

448
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:42,566
I ran home
to get my rubber gloves

449
00:18:42,601 --> 00:18:44,468
but your father
wouldn't let me have them.

450
00:18:44,503 --> 00:18:46,035
A likely story.

451
00:18:46,071 --> 00:18:49,506
What would Dad
possibly want with
your rubber gloves?

452
00:18:49,541 --> 00:18:50,673
Hey, boys!

453
00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:53,176
Look at me!
I'm Cocky the Rooster Man.

454
00:18:53,212 --> 00:18:54,411
Cock-a-doodle-doo!

455
00:18:54,446 --> 00:18:56,546
Cock-a-doodle... hey, Mother Hen

456
00:18:56,582 --> 00:18:58,215
want to have a
pecking party?

457
00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,782
Make way for Rooster Man.

458
00:18:59,818 --> 00:19:01,284
Half rooster, half man.

459
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,186
All Hugh.

460
00:19:03,222 --> 00:19:05,021
Case open again.

461
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:08,858
Now, how about those
fudge nellies?

462
00:19:11,896 --> 00:19:14,764
Nick's our last
remaining suspect.

463
00:19:14,799 --> 00:19:16,600
That means he must be our perp.

464
00:19:16,635 --> 00:19:17,834
Halt, criminal.

465
00:19:19,371 --> 00:19:21,004
(<i> tires screech</i> )

466
00:19:21,039 --> 00:19:23,106
Hey, guys.

467
00:19:23,142 --> 00:19:24,774
Whoa. Nice duds, dude.

468
00:19:24,809 --> 00:19:26,109
You lose a bet?

469
00:19:26,145 --> 00:19:28,111
Nick, yesterday
you were overheard

470
00:19:28,147 --> 00:19:30,713
coveting Sheen's Ultra Lord
action figure.

471
00:19:30,749 --> 00:19:32,315
Uh, I don't think so.

472
00:19:32,351 --> 00:19:33,450
Tell him, Carl.

473
00:19:33,485 --> 00:19:37,754
Remember yesterday
in the hallway?

474
00:19:37,789 --> 00:19:39,222
Man, I'd do anything

475
00:19:39,258 --> 00:19:42,725
to get my hands on that new
styling mousse I read about.

476
00:19:42,761 --> 00:19:45,094
Too bad it's 53 bucks.

477
00:19:45,130 --> 00:19:46,363
53 bucks?

478
00:19:46,398 --> 00:19:47,797
What a coincidence.

479
00:19:47,832 --> 00:19:50,300
That's how much this particular
Ultra Lord is worth.

480
00:19:50,335 --> 00:19:53,770
Really? Well, then
I should totally steal it.

481
00:19:53,805 --> 00:19:55,805
I never said that.

482
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,507
You might as well have.

483
00:19:57,543 --> 00:19:58,875
You clearly stole Ultra Lord

484
00:19:58,910 --> 00:20:01,378
to keep yourself
in fine grooming products.

485
00:20:01,413 --> 00:20:03,213
Nick, I'm afraid
I have to test

486
00:20:03,248 --> 00:20:04,347
a lock of your hair

487
00:20:04,383 --> 00:20:06,483
for the existence of
the incriminating mousse.

488
00:20:06,518 --> 00:20:10,353
Hmm. Let me respond to that
in the following way...

489
00:20:12,691 --> 00:20:16,059
That Nick
makes a forceful point.

490
00:20:16,094 --> 00:20:17,360
Very.

491
00:20:17,396 --> 00:20:18,895
Mission accomplished.

492
00:20:20,699 --> 00:20:21,831
Negative?

493
00:20:21,866 --> 00:20:23,966
I don't understand it.

494
00:20:24,002 --> 00:20:25,335
I interrogated the suspects

495
00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:27,804
tested their alibis using
cutting-edge science...

496
00:20:27,839 --> 00:20:29,972
I should have
a culprit by now.

497
00:20:30,008 --> 00:20:31,241
Don't feel bad, Jimmy.

498
00:20:31,276 --> 00:20:32,709
You tried your best.

499
00:20:32,744 --> 00:20:34,644
It just wasn't anywhere
near good enough.

500
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,379
I must have missed something.

501
00:20:36,415 --> 00:20:37,747
Carl, give me your notes.

502
00:20:37,782 --> 00:20:40,550
The answer's got to
be here somewhere.

503
00:20:40,586 --> 00:20:41,884
(<i> groans</i> )

504
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:44,821
Okay, now about the notes,
Jimmy, they're...

505
00:20:44,856 --> 00:20:48,225
Squirrel... squirrel...
squirrel... squirrel...

506
00:20:48,260 --> 00:20:49,659
More squirrels!

507
00:20:49,695 --> 00:20:52,262
Carl, these notes are
completely useless!

508
00:20:52,297 --> 00:20:55,098
B-but, Jimmy,
you should have seen them.

509
00:20:55,133 --> 00:20:57,800
They were so cute
and cuddly and-and...

510
00:20:57,836 --> 00:21:01,338
I'm a bad Watson!

511
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:05,442
Wait a minute.

512
00:21:05,477 --> 00:21:06,843
Sherlock Holmes once said

513
00:21:06,878 --> 00:21:08,945
"When you've eliminated
the impossible

514
00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:11,180
whatever remains
must be the truth."

515
00:21:11,216 --> 00:21:13,350
Hey, yeah.

516
00:21:13,385 --> 00:21:14,618
I don't get it.

517
00:21:14,653 --> 00:21:16,453
To the park!

518
00:21:18,022 --> 00:21:20,690
Just as I suspected.

519
00:21:20,726 --> 00:21:22,859
Gentlemen, our Ultra Lord thief.

520
00:21:22,894 --> 00:21:25,595
(<i> chirping</i> )

521
00:21:25,631 --> 00:21:27,330
(<i> gasps</i> )

522
00:21:27,366 --> 00:21:30,367
What strange, bizarre rituals
could they be performing?

523
00:21:30,402 --> 00:21:32,802
(<i> chirping</i> )

524
00:21:32,837 --> 00:21:34,070
(<i> gasps</i> )

525
00:21:34,105 --> 00:21:36,105
They're using Ultra Lord
as a nutcracker.

526
00:21:36,141 --> 00:21:38,642
Give me my action figure,
you stupid squirrel.

527
00:21:38,677 --> 00:21:40,510
Where's your respect
for Ultra Lord?

528
00:21:40,545 --> 00:21:43,346
You think he'll ever
get it back?

529
00:21:43,382 --> 00:21:44,648
That, my dear Carl

530
00:21:44,683 --> 00:21:47,584
is a mystery even
I can't solve.

531
00:21:47,619 --> 00:21:48,951
Put down that stick! Ow!

532
00:21:48,987 --> 00:21:50,987
Somebody call an ambulance!

533
00:21:56,060 --> 00:21:58,762
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534
00:21:58,797 --> 00:22:02,699
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