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Gotta Blast.
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♪ Into the stars,
goin' by Candy Bar's ♪
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♪ Rides a kid with a knack
for invention ♪
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( gasps )
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♪ With super-powered mind,
a mechanical canine ♪
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( barks )
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♪ He rescues the day
from sure destruction ♪
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Help.
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♪ This is the theme song ♪
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( screams )
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♪ For Jimmy Neutron. ♪
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( mechanical whirring )
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( barking )
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( yells )
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Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS
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JIMMY:
Hmm, looks like
my time accelerator
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works exactly as I planned.
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( Hugh hoots )
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I can't believe it,
sugar booger!
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We're finally going
to get to see Ducks--
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the greatest musical
ever made.
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♪ When you're a duck,
you're a duck all the way ♪
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♪ From the first time
you quack ♪
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♪ Till the last egg
you lay. ♪
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♪ When you're a duck
you live in a blind ♪
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♪ With a little o'range
and some fresh melon rind. ♪
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♪ Ducks... ♪
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♪ The musical. ♪
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JUDY:
Now, Jimmy.
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While we're out tonight,
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no inviting anyone over,
no experiments,
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and no
intergalactic travel.
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Don't worry, Mom,
I'll be good.
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Good-- but just
to be safe,
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sign here... and here...
and here...
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and initial here.
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Mom, I'm just doing
routine maintenance
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on my shrink ray,
time pincher
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and time accelerator.
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It's going to be a boring night.
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Let's go, pudding.
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Don't want to miss
the overture.
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( to Beethoven's 9th symphony ):
♪ Duck-duck-duck-duck... ♪
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( chuckles ):
Oh, Hugh.
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We'll be home
around 11:30.
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Jimbo, you want us
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to wake you up
when we get home
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and re-enact the show?
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Uh... no thanks.
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Sometimes
a scientist's lot can be
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a lonely and boring one,
Goddard.
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( doorbell rings )
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Saved by the bell.
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Hey, Jimmy,
I got the first season
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of Teenage Ultra Lord
on DVD,
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with 162 hours
of deleted scenes.
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Yeah.
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In one episode,
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the actors flub
their lines
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with hilarious results.
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Oh, sorry, guys, I can't.
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My parents are out and I can't
have anybody over.
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Your parents are gone?
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You're home alone?
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They won't be back
till Ultra Lord
knows when?
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Let's have a party.
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No, Sheen, seriously.
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I signed a legal document.
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But think of the fun,
the laughs, the memories.
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Think of
the high-calorie snacks
and sugar-laden soda.
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Oh, it would be fun.
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Maybe Nick
would even come
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and that would make us
cooler than cool.
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And maybe Betty Quinlan
would come, Jimmy.
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Betty Quinlan?
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( romantic music playing )
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SHEEN:
This is a once-
in-a-lifetime chance.
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SHEEN:
Your parents may
never go out again!
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Hmm... Mom and Dad
didn't say anything
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about Sheen inviting
anyone over, so okay.
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Sheen, I guess it'd be okay
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if you wanted
to just invite a few...
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Can you keep it
down, Jimmy?
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Yeah, you heard me:
Party at Neutron's.
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Call everybody you ever
met in your entire life
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and tell them to get
over here now.
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This is going to be the greatest
night of our lives.
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Or a horrible nightmare
of pain and misery.
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Carl, what'd you
say that for?
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Hey, I calls 'em as I .
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JIMMY:
Ooh, there's the man.
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Right this way, ladies.
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Liking the outfit.
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Glad you could make it.
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Cindy? Libby?
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Yeah, yeah.
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The only reason
we're here is to make
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catty observations
and rude remarks.
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And there was
nothing good on TV.
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So, uh...
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like, where's the party,
Nerdbomb?
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Uh, well,
it's right here.
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This is it.
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What!
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No music, no dancing,
no decorations?
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No little weenies
in little buns?
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Leave it to Neutron
to throw a totally
lame party.
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What about games?
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We could play
spin the bottle.
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Yeah, or we could play
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spin Sheen and hit him
with a bottle.
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Oh, w-w-wait, I've got
some cool games:
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Rock 'em Sock 'em Einstein
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and, oh, Stephen Hawking's
Off-Road Baja Wheelchair Race.
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I'll be right back.
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Hey, don't forget
the little weenies.
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I officially declare
this party over.
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I am out of here.
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No, no!
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If Nick goes,
they all go.
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I got to stop him.
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Get out of my way, Shine.
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"Sheen."
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Whatever-- move.
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Wait, wait, wait!
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Jimmy has cool stuff
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like... like
a jet pack.
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And you'd look
cooler than cool
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flying around
in that.
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Please stay!
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Don't leave!
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KIDS:
Wow!
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Let the party begin.
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JIMMY:
Let's see, I got games,
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double-fudge popcorn,
Purple Slurp...
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( glass shatters )
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That can't be good.
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( music playing, bell dinging,
games buzzing )
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Hey, Wheezer,
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what happens
if I point this at you
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and press the button?
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Don't, don't.
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You'll make me real...
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...small!
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Help!
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( robot beeping )
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( jet pack whizzing )
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Hey, check me out, dudes.
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I'm Super Nick.
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LIBBY:
Check this out.
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Live satellite feed
of the Men Pretending
To Be Boys concert.
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( screams )
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( pop music playing )
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Hey, Jimmy.
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I used your time pincher
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to bring Harry Houdini
to your party
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to do magic tricks.
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( roars )
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Sheen, that's a ferocious
prehistoric velociraptor.
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Oh, yeah.
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I always get magicians
and dinosaurs mixed up.
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( raptor roaring )
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( roars )
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( pop music continues )
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CARL:
Don't step on me!
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( music stops )
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Okay, that's it.
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This party is over.
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Everybody out.
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Uh, hey, Jimmy.
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B-B-Betty Quinlan?
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Who invited Miss I'm-So-
Beautiful-And-Perfect?
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I heard you were
having a party.
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Yes, I am.
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( cheering )
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( funky dance music begins )
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I love this song.
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You want to dance?
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Uh, dance--
me, with you?
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Here, tonight,
in real life?
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I mean, it's not
April Fool's?
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I'm not dreaming?
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This isn't an
elaborate practical...
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Why would anyone want
to dance with Nerdtron?
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I wouldn't dance
with him if he were
the last kid on earth.
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Methinks the lady doth
protest too much.
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Methinks you better
button your yap
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before I button it for you.
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Oh, yeah, I feel good!
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Hit me.
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Oh, not really.
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( chuckles )
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Yeah.
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Great party, Neutron.
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Thanks, Betty.
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I guess it is.
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( phone rings )
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Jimmy Neutron,
party monster.
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HUGH ( on phone ):
Jimbo?
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Dad?
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HUGH:
Bad news.
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One of the actors
in Ducks broke his wing,
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so I jumped on stage
to fill in
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and, well,
I kind of, sort of,
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I, uh, accidentally...
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He destroyed
the entire set.
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It could've happened
to anybody.
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Anyways, we'll be home
in about five minutes.
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See you soon, son.
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Five minutes-- no!
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What's the matter,
Jimmy?
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Nothing-- everything's.
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Good, because
I am dancing
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till I can't dance
no more.
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( laughs )
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Ah, that's great.
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I mean, no, it's not.
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Estimate parental unit
arrival time.
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WATCH:
T minus four minutes
12 seconds.
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Okay, that was fun.
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Wish you could stay,
but I understand.
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Thanks for coming, bye.
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We're not leaving
the party.
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It finally got good,
hmm!
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You can't kick me out.
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I'm... I'm me.
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CARL:
Don't stop me, Jimmy.
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I've got feet of flames.
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Oh, what am I going to do?
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Think, think!
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♪ You're a duck all the way. ♪
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Brain blast!
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By speeding up time
within the confines of my house
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using my time accelerator,
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they can have their party
and leave it, too.
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( burping )
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( kids groaning )
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GIRL:
What's going on?
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( panting )
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Cool party, Neutron.
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( panting )
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For once, you did
something right.
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( panting )
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It was great,
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even though I never got
a little weenie.
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Let me know
when you're having
another party, Jimmy.
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Oh, will do, Betty.
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( puckers )
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Ah!
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Hi, honey.
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How was your evening?
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Oh, fine.
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Did you throw
a wild party?
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What?
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Just kidding.
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Goddard, activate
light-speed clean up!
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( whirring, drilling and animal
noises come from inside house )
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Looking good.
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JUDY:
We certainly have
a wonderful son--
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so responsible
and trustworthy.
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You couldn't leave
most boys his age
alone like that.
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No, you couldn't.
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But then, Jimbo's
not most boys.
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He's one in a million.
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He sure is.
267
00:11:13,269 --> 00:11:15,602
Say, I'm going
to hang up my jacket
268
00:11:15,637 --> 00:11:19,539
and then I'm going to say
more nice things about Jimmy.
269
00:11:21,277 --> 00:11:25,346
Uh, sugar booger, how long have
we had a raptor in the closet?
270
00:11:25,381 --> 00:11:28,315
( raptor roars,
Hugh screams )
271
00:11:28,351 --> 00:11:30,017
JUDY:
James Isaac Neutron!
272
00:11:30,052 --> 00:11:31,886
JIMMY:
I can fix that... I hope.
273
00:11:31,921 --> 00:11:33,387
HUGH:
Bad dinosaur, bad.
274
00:11:33,422 --> 00:11:35,655
That's it, out of the house.
275
00:11:35,691 --> 00:11:37,724
Ow! Ow!
276
00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,726
I'm glad you're extinct.
277
00:11:39,762 --> 00:11:40,627
You're mean.
278
00:11:54,676 --> 00:11:55,675
SHEEN:
I'm telling you,
279
00:11:55,711 --> 00:11:58,845
bologna is made
by tiny bologna elves.
280
00:11:58,881 --> 00:12:00,580
And I'm telling you,
281
00:12:00,616 --> 00:12:03,984
bologna grows on
mighty bologna trees.
282
00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:04,952
Does not!
283
00:12:04,987 --> 00:12:06,153
Does, too!
284
00:12:06,188 --> 00:12:09,356
( helicopter rotors wh)
285
00:12:10,726 --> 00:12:13,127
JIMMY:
( on Goddard's speaker )
Hi, guys.
286
00:12:13,162 --> 00:12:14,361
Oh, no!
287
00:12:14,397 --> 00:12:16,663
Goddard's eaten
Jimmy.
288
00:12:16,698 --> 00:12:19,633
JIMMY:
Not quite-- I'm on
the lab speakerphone.
289
00:12:19,668 --> 00:12:21,969
I want you to get
your favorite video games
290
00:12:22,004 --> 00:12:23,370
and come over.
291
00:12:23,406 --> 00:12:25,806
I've got an invention
you'll love, and it...
292
00:12:25,841 --> 00:12:27,841
( pants )
293
00:12:27,876 --> 00:12:29,343
How'd you get here so quick?
294
00:12:29,378 --> 00:12:30,811
I had a copy of Ultra Lord
295
00:12:30,846 --> 00:12:33,547
Versus Robo-Fiend Mega Battle
in my pocket.
296
00:12:33,582 --> 00:12:36,317
And you carry that around
all the time?
297
00:12:36,352 --> 00:12:37,784
Oh, I don't need to.
298
00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:39,219
I can stop whenever I want.
299
00:12:39,255 --> 00:12:40,754
I don't have a problem!
300
00:12:40,789 --> 00:12:42,122
Not today, you don't.
301
00:12:42,158 --> 00:12:45,492
How would you, Sheen,
like to fight side by side
302
00:12:45,527 --> 00:12:48,128
with Ultra Lord,
live and in person?
303
00:12:48,164 --> 00:12:49,696
( gasps )
304
00:12:49,731 --> 00:12:50,730
Jimmy!
305
00:12:50,766 --> 00:12:51,966
I love you.
306
00:12:53,302 --> 00:12:55,302
Behold the glory
that is...
307
00:12:55,338 --> 00:12:58,973
the Neutronic
Game Pyramid.
308
00:12:59,008 --> 00:13:01,175
Ooh, pointy.
309
00:13:01,210 --> 00:13:03,177
It actually deconstructs
your particles
310
00:13:03,212 --> 00:13:05,479
and inserts you into
your favorite video game.
311
00:13:05,514 --> 00:13:07,114
So as soon as Carl get.
312
00:13:07,149 --> 00:13:08,382
SHEEN:
No, no.
313
00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:10,084
I want to fight side by side
314
00:13:10,119 --> 00:13:11,218
with Ultra Lord now.
315
00:13:11,253 --> 00:13:12,619
Every moment I'm not fighting
316
00:13:12,654 --> 00:13:15,322
side by side with Ultra Lord
is tearing me apart.
317
00:13:15,358 --> 00:13:16,690
Okay, okay, okay.
318
00:13:16,725 --> 00:13:19,759
Insert the game, then stand
on the transference pad.
319
00:13:22,731 --> 00:13:23,597
Oh, one more thing.
320
00:13:23,632 --> 00:13:25,532
This pyramid is
only a prototype,
321
00:13:25,567 --> 00:13:28,002
so in order to exit the game,
you have to win.
322
00:13:28,037 --> 00:13:31,105
So just to be on the safe side,
I'll start you out on Level 1.
323
00:13:31,140 --> 00:13:38,045
As Ultra Lord said in episode
62, "Love, Valor, Ultra Lord!"
324
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,913
Fractalize me.
325
00:13:39,948 --> 00:13:41,748
( machine whirrs )
326
00:13:41,783 --> 00:13:42,983
( hisses )
327
00:13:43,019 --> 00:13:45,085
( Sheen shouts )
328
00:13:45,121 --> 00:13:46,353
( grunts )
329
00:13:47,589 --> 00:13:51,558
Awesome-- I'm actually
on the Ultra Planetoid.
330
00:13:51,593 --> 00:13:53,293
ULTRA LORD:
Greetings,
life-form.
331
00:13:53,329 --> 00:13:56,663
I'm about to engage Robo-Fiend
in pitched combat.
332
00:13:56,698 --> 00:13:59,533
Would you like
to be my Battle Buddy?
333
00:13:59,568 --> 00:14:03,003
B-b-battle Buddy? M-me?
334
00:14:03,039 --> 00:14:04,471
Answer quickly.
335
00:14:04,507 --> 00:14:07,574
My ultra senses tell me
that Robo-Fiend is approaching.
336
00:14:07,609 --> 00:14:08,608
At last.
337
00:14:08,644 --> 00:14:11,912
My long years
of watching TV
have paid off.
338
00:14:11,947 --> 00:14:13,213
Let evil tremble,
339
00:14:13,249 --> 00:14:16,216
for none can withstand
the awesome might
340
00:14:16,252 --> 00:14:18,885
that is Ultra Lord
and his new Battle Buddy--
341
00:14:18,921 --> 00:14:21,821
Ultra Sheen!!
342
00:14:28,197 --> 00:14:29,963
( roars )
343
00:14:29,998 --> 00:14:32,533
( whirring )
344
00:14:32,568 --> 00:14:34,268
Okay, that could
have gone better.
345
00:14:34,303 --> 00:14:35,536
JIMMY:
Oh, Sheen.
346
00:14:35,571 --> 00:14:37,637
Now he's trapped in there.
Oh, well...
347
00:14:37,673 --> 00:14:40,474
I'm sure he can't possibly
lose twice on Level 1.
348
00:14:40,509 --> 00:14:42,576
SHEEN ( on monitor ):
Hey, look at me.
349
00:14:42,611 --> 00:14:45,712
I'm head-growing-out-
of-the-ground man.
350
00:14:45,747 --> 00:14:48,915
Or maybe I'd better
give him a hand.
351
00:14:55,224 --> 00:14:56,256
( grunts )
352
00:14:56,292 --> 00:14:58,858
Hey, what happened?
353
00:14:58,894 --> 00:15:01,228
I'm free.
354
00:15:01,263 --> 00:15:03,163
That's because
I pressed "Reset."
355
00:15:03,199 --> 00:15:04,931
I couldn't let you
get stuck in here.
356
00:15:04,967 --> 00:15:05,932
Sorry, Jimmy.
357
00:15:05,968 --> 00:15:09,035
Seeing Ultra Lord in all
his shining glory
358
00:15:09,071 --> 00:15:10,070
distracted me so.
359
00:15:10,106 --> 00:15:11,871
ULTRA LORD:
Greetings,
life-forms.
360
00:15:11,907 --> 00:15:15,142
I'm about to engage Robo-Fiend
in pitched combat.
361
00:15:15,177 --> 00:15:17,811
Would you like to be
my Battle Buddies?
362
00:15:17,846 --> 00:15:19,179
He always says that.
363
00:15:19,215 --> 00:15:20,647
Get ready, Jimmy.
364
00:15:20,682 --> 00:15:23,450
Robo-Fiend's about
to get ultra whipped.
365
00:15:23,486 --> 00:15:26,753
CARL:
My favorite video game?
366
00:15:26,788 --> 00:15:29,256
Oh, no, no, no,
it's too much pressure.
367
00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:31,458
Ninja Llamas in Space?-- No.
368
00:15:31,494 --> 00:15:32,926
Llama Versus Mega-Dingo?
369
00:15:32,961 --> 00:15:35,895
( gasps ):
Of course.
370
00:15:35,931 --> 00:15:38,332
Llamapalooza.
371
00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:42,436
Oh, I love you most of all.
372
00:15:45,508 --> 00:15:47,774
( clanking )
373
00:15:47,809 --> 00:15:49,576
( whirring )
374
00:15:49,612 --> 00:15:53,480
Prepare to taste photons,
Cosmic Avengers.
375
00:15:53,516 --> 00:15:55,482
Okay, Sheen, here's th.
376
00:15:55,518 --> 00:15:57,151
Jimmy, please.
377
00:15:57,186 --> 00:15:59,153
May I remind you
this is Level 1?
378
00:15:59,188 --> 00:16:00,420
( clanks )
379
00:16:00,456 --> 00:16:01,522
( blasts )
380
00:16:02,391 --> 00:16:06,026
( wind whistles )
381
00:16:06,061 --> 00:16:07,827
( thuds )
382
00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:17,704
( clanks to a stop )
383
00:16:18,507 --> 00:16:22,276
He's all yours,
Encased Crusader.
384
00:16:22,311 --> 00:16:23,977
Hey, Robo-Fiend.
385
00:16:24,012 --> 00:16:25,111
Hold this for me.
386
00:16:25,147 --> 00:16:26,112
( thuds )
387
00:16:26,148 --> 00:16:27,113
( wind whistling )
388
00:16:28,317 --> 00:16:30,784
Oh, Sheen, that was awesome.
389
00:16:30,819 --> 00:16:32,852
The scent of victory is pungent.
390
00:16:32,888 --> 00:16:33,887
( sniffs )
391
00:16:33,922 --> 00:16:36,122
( quietly ):
Or is that just me?
392
00:16:36,158 --> 00:16:37,591
( panting )
393
00:16:37,626 --> 00:16:40,994
Hey, Jimmy, the lab door
was open, so I came right in
394
00:16:41,029 --> 00:16:42,996
and... oh, wow!
395
00:16:43,031 --> 00:16:46,766
It's Robo-Fiend Mega Battle
featuring Jimmy and Sheen.
396
00:16:46,802 --> 00:16:49,603
This must be
the surprise Jimmy had.
397
00:16:49,638 --> 00:16:52,339
Hey, Jimmy, where are you?
398
00:16:52,374 --> 00:16:54,474
Can I play your new game?
399
00:16:54,510 --> 00:16:57,177
I guess he went to
the "little inventor's" room.
400
00:16:57,213 --> 00:16:58,945
Well, I'm sure he won't mind.
401
00:17:00,182 --> 00:17:01,515
Level 1?
402
00:17:01,550 --> 00:17:04,050
Come on, that's for babies...
( snorts )
403
00:17:04,086 --> 00:17:06,620
Let's try Level 7.
404
00:17:09,391 --> 00:17:11,391
( Sheen shouts, grunts )
405
00:17:11,427 --> 00:17:13,493
( whirrs )
406
00:17:13,529 --> 00:17:15,329
But, but, but...
I don't get it.
407
00:17:15,364 --> 00:17:16,496
We won the game.
408
00:17:16,532 --> 00:17:18,532
We should have
exited already.
409
00:17:18,567 --> 00:17:19,933
Greetings, life-forms.
410
00:17:19,968 --> 00:17:23,637
I'm about to engage
Robo-Fiend in pitched combat.
411
00:17:23,672 --> 00:17:26,106
Would you like to be
my Battle Buddies?
412
00:17:26,141 --> 00:17:28,442
Leapin' leptons--
the game has reset itself.
413
00:17:28,477 --> 00:17:29,943
ULTRA LORD:
Answer quickly.
414
00:17:29,978 --> 00:17:33,980
My ultra senses tell me
that Robo-Fiend is approaching.
415
00:17:34,015 --> 00:17:35,382
No problemo.
416
00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:38,151
I can kick Robo-Fiend's
Level 1 butt
417
00:17:38,186 --> 00:17:39,286
all day long.
418
00:17:39,321 --> 00:17:41,955
( Robo-Fiend clanks )
419
00:17:41,990 --> 00:17:44,391
( roaring)
420
00:17:44,426 --> 00:17:45,559
( quietly ):
Or not.
421
00:17:45,594 --> 00:17:48,027
Taste magma, Cosmic Avengers.
422
00:17:48,063 --> 00:17:49,496
( roars )
423
00:17:49,531 --> 00:17:50,897
( screams )
424
00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:53,734
Jimmy,
something's wrong.
425
00:17:53,769 --> 00:17:56,670
Robo-Fiend doesn't
get a Magma Cannon
426
00:17:56,705 --> 00:17:57,771
until Level 5.
427
00:17:57,806 --> 00:18:00,274
Someone must have
raised the game level,
428
00:18:00,309 --> 00:18:02,276
but who?
429
00:18:02,311 --> 00:18:03,943
BOTH:
Carl!
430
00:18:03,979 --> 00:18:06,446
JIMMY: ( on monitor ):
Carl, stop-- it's not a game!
431
00:18:06,482 --> 00:18:08,081
We're really
in danger.
432
00:18:08,116 --> 00:18:11,785
Wow, the characters
know my name... ( snorts )
433
00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:13,420
Talk about interactive.
434
00:18:13,455 --> 00:18:15,689
Hmm, I wonder if this game has
435
00:18:15,724 --> 00:18:18,258
the Robo-Fiend
Atomic Breath feature?
436
00:18:18,294 --> 00:18:21,027
( whirring )
437
00:18:21,062 --> 00:18:22,061
( huffing )
438
00:18:22,097 --> 00:18:23,196
( laughs evilly )
439
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:28,802
( roaring )
440
00:18:28,837 --> 00:18:30,671
JIMMY ( groaning ):
Atomic Breath.
441
00:18:30,706 --> 00:18:31,905
( choking ):
Gross.
442
00:18:33,309 --> 00:18:35,875
( Robo-Fiend roars )
443
00:18:35,911 --> 00:18:38,912
ULTRA LORD:
Behind me,
Battle Buddies.
444
00:18:40,382 --> 00:18:41,848
Don't worry, Jimmy.
445
00:18:41,883 --> 00:18:44,751
We're okay as long
as Ultra Lord's
shields hold.
446
00:18:44,787 --> 00:18:47,621
Hmm, those shields look
kind of strong.
447
00:18:47,656 --> 00:18:49,423
I'd better drain them.
448
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,327
( whooshing )
449
00:18:54,730 --> 00:18:55,929
( clatters )
450
00:18:56,699 --> 00:18:59,733
( roaring )
451
00:18:59,768 --> 00:19:01,768
( Ultra Lord groans )
452
00:19:01,804 --> 00:19:05,171
That's going to leave
an ultra bruise.
453
00:19:05,207 --> 00:19:06,673
( crashes )
454
00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:08,007
Ultra Lord.
455
00:19:08,043 --> 00:19:11,578
No...!
456
00:19:11,613 --> 00:19:13,814
Oh, yeah, I'm bad.
457
00:19:13,849 --> 00:19:17,050
( shouts ):
I defeated Ultra Lord!!
458
00:19:17,085 --> 00:19:21,388
( quietly ):
And yet... I feel
strangely empty inside.
459
00:19:21,423 --> 00:19:25,258
Maybe it's because this game
doesn't have any llamas.
460
00:19:25,293 --> 00:19:27,461
It's all my fault.
461
00:19:27,496 --> 00:19:30,831
I'm a ba-a-a-ad
Battle Buddy.
462
00:19:30,866 --> 00:19:32,733
If only
we had more power.
463
00:19:32,768 --> 00:19:35,635
You'd have to capture
an Ultra Crystal
464
00:19:35,671 --> 00:19:37,838
to get a mega level
power boost.
465
00:19:37,873 --> 00:19:39,339
Ultra Crystals--
of course!
466
00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:42,108
Okay, Sheen,
can you distract
Robo-Fiend for me?
467
00:19:42,143 --> 00:19:44,177
Leave it to me,
Battle Buddy.
468
00:19:46,615 --> 00:19:48,047
SHEEN:
Hey, Robo-loser.
469
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:50,517
Is that the rotting carcass
470
00:19:50,552 --> 00:19:52,786
of a Rigilian
Mold Bat I smell?
471
00:19:52,821 --> 00:19:55,555
Or is that just your R?
472
00:19:55,591 --> 00:19:58,091
( clanks, roars )
473
00:19:58,126 --> 00:19:59,359
( shouts )
474
00:19:59,395 --> 00:20:00,627
( hissing )
475
00:20:00,662 --> 00:20:02,796
( booming )
476
00:20:02,831 --> 00:20:04,765
If I were a game programmer,
477
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,066
where would I hide
an Ultra Crystal?
478
00:20:08,704 --> 00:20:10,203
( hissing )
479
00:20:10,238 --> 00:20:10,771
( shouts )
480
00:20:10,806 --> 00:20:12,372
( shouts )
481
00:20:12,408 --> 00:20:14,340
( clunk )
482
00:20:14,376 --> 00:20:15,509
Of course.
483
00:20:15,544 --> 00:20:17,577
It's always under
the stalagmites.
484
00:20:20,315 --> 00:20:22,883
( laughs
evilly )
485
00:20:22,918 --> 00:20:24,484
Sheen-- catch.
486
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,953
I got it, I got it.
487
00:20:28,356 --> 00:20:29,723
( clanks, whirrs )
488
00:20:29,758 --> 00:20:30,824
Fool!
489
00:20:30,859 --> 00:20:32,859
You are helpless before one
490
00:20:32,895 --> 00:20:36,262
who now and forever
shall be known as...
491
00:20:36,298 --> 00:20:40,066
Mega Robo-Fiend.
492
00:20:40,101 --> 00:20:41,768
You might think
about counseling.
493
00:20:41,804 --> 00:20:43,804
I'm picking up some
self-esteem issues
494
00:20:43,839 --> 00:20:45,539
and it's... ( screams )
495
00:20:45,574 --> 00:20:48,241
Ah, Llamapalooza.
496
00:20:49,778 --> 00:20:50,710
( machine whirrs )
497
00:20:50,746 --> 00:20:51,878
( hissing )
498
00:20:51,914 --> 00:20:54,915
ROBO-FIEND:
Now face the fury
499
00:20:54,950 --> 00:20:56,716
of my Opti-Blasts.
500
00:20:56,752 --> 00:20:58,452
( bouncy music playing )
501
00:20:58,487 --> 00:20:59,519
What the...?
502
00:20:59,555 --> 00:21:01,555
( music playing )
503
00:21:04,092 --> 00:21:06,793
Sheen, where are we?
504
00:21:06,829 --> 00:21:07,928
Ride, Carl.
505
00:21:07,963 --> 00:21:10,063
Ride like the wind.
506
00:21:10,098 --> 00:21:13,366
There must be another Ultra
Crystal around here someplace.
507
00:21:13,401 --> 00:21:14,367
( grunts )
508
00:21:14,402 --> 00:21:15,234
( hisses )
509
00:21:20,275 --> 00:21:22,075
Yes.
510
00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:23,376
Sheen.
511
00:21:23,411 --> 00:21:24,310
Heads up.
512
00:21:24,346 --> 00:21:25,378
( whiffling )
513
00:21:26,982 --> 00:21:28,214
( Sheen grunts )
514
00:21:28,249 --> 00:21:32,452
Power coursing
through my cuticles.
515
00:21:32,488 --> 00:21:36,356
Power enough to transform
Ultra Sheen into...
516
00:21:36,391 --> 00:21:39,359
Mega Ultra Sheen!
517
00:21:43,499 --> 00:21:44,664
( both zapping )
518
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:46,867
Our power is
too evenly matched.
519
00:21:46,902 --> 00:21:49,903
Good thing I know
your one true weakness.
520
00:21:49,938 --> 00:21:51,404
( roars ):
No.
521
00:21:51,439 --> 00:21:53,206
Yes.
522
00:21:53,241 --> 00:21:56,910
The European director's cut
of Ultra Lord, episode 317
523
00:21:56,945 --> 00:21:59,746
reveals that his
arch-enemy Robo-Fiend is...
524
00:21:59,781 --> 00:22:00,914
lactose-intolerant.
525
00:22:00,949 --> 00:22:03,517
Taste llama milk,
Star Destroyer.
526
00:22:03,552 --> 00:22:05,184
No, I'm allergic.
527
00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:06,285
Don't.
528
00:22:06,321 --> 00:22:07,487
( groans )
529
00:22:07,523 --> 00:22:08,522
( explosion )
530
00:22:10,859 --> 00:22:12,759
Well done, Battle Buddies.
531
00:22:12,794 --> 00:22:15,194
Join me again next time
532
00:22:15,230 --> 00:22:19,399
in the never-ending battle
against evil.
533
00:22:19,434 --> 00:22:20,734
( crashes )
534
00:22:20,769 --> 00:22:22,468
( groans )
535
00:22:22,504 --> 00:22:24,804
( whirring )
536
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,205
Phew.
537
00:22:26,241 --> 00:22:28,241
There's no way
I'm ever, ever playing
538
00:22:28,276 --> 00:22:29,976
that game again
till next week.
539
00:22:30,012 --> 00:22:33,112
Well, I guess
my prototype needs
a little more work.
540
00:22:33,148 --> 00:22:36,616
It's a good thing
you came through
with those llamas, Carl.
541
00:22:36,652 --> 00:22:38,051
You know,
we, we... Carl?
542
00:22:38,086 --> 00:22:38,952
Jimmy, look.
543
00:22:38,987 --> 00:22:40,486
CARL:
Llamapalooza.
544
00:22:40,522 --> 00:22:41,621
Llamapalooza, yay.
545
00:22:41,657 --> 00:22:43,322
( happy music playing )
546
00:22:43,358 --> 00:22:45,491
We've got to get him
out right away.
547
00:22:45,527 --> 00:22:48,628
Maybe we'll let him stay there
till after lunch.
548
00:22:48,664 --> 00:22:49,930
Okay.
Got any bologna?
549
00:22:49,965 --> 00:22:51,130
CARL:
Llamapalooza.
550
00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:53,232
( Carl singing and la)
551
00:22:53,268 --> 00:22:54,133
Hey.
552
00:22:55,303 --> 00:22:57,871
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553
00:22:57,906 --> 00:23:00,373
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