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Gotta Blast!
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♪ Into the stars
goin' by Candy Bar's ♪
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♪ Rides a kid with a knack
for invention ♪
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( gasps )
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♪ With a super-powered mind,
a mechanical canine ♪
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( barks )
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♪ He rescues the day
from sure destruction ♪
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Help!
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♪ This is the theme song ♪
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( screams )
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♪ For Jimmy Neutron. ♪
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( mechanical whirring )
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( barking )
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( yells )
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Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON
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Okay, for my Christmas
show-and-tell,
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I brought something that's truly
full of magic and wonder.
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MISS FOWL:
How lovely, Carl.
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You brought a bag of, uh...
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What is it?!
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Okay, well, last Christmas Eve,
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I put out a plate of Cheese Nips
for Santa, right?
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And the next morning,
this what all that was left.
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Behold, the magic of Santa!
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( kids grossed out )
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Excuse me, Carl,
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but, um,
how do you know
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your parents didn't eat
the Cheese Nips?
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( snorting )
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My parents are on a high-fiber,
low-Cheese-Nip diet.
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Miss Fowl, can we have some
clarity on this very nebulous
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and highly speculative issue
of Santa Claus?
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Jimmy, stop being
such a Mr. Science-head
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and learn
to enjoy Christmas.
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Maybe I can teach you how
using the magic of song.
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( Christmas melody begins )
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( crows )
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♪ There's a glow by the fire ♪
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♪ As I sit and perspire ♪
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♪ I'm cozy and snug,
I sip from my mug ♪
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♪ Basking in the warmth
of Christmas Day. ♪
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( crows )
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♪ We get gifts from relations,
checks in big denominations ♪
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♪ Laptops and things. ♪
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♪ Gadgets that ping. ♪
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♪ Basking in the warmth
of Christmas Day. ♪
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♪ These feelings that
you speak of are subjective ♪
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♪ All I want is
something that is real. ♪
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♪ Christmas joy should be
your one objective. ♪
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♪ Last summer I was bitten
by an eel. ♪
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ALL:
Huh?
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♪ Kids eat treats in profusion ♪
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♪ They need treats
for the choosing. ♪
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♪ The punks lay low. ♪
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♪ Their hearts all aglow. ♪
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♪ Basking in the warmth
of Christmas Day. ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ Your answer's more elusive
than it should be ♪
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♪ I run into this problem
every time ♪
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♪ How could a guy that fat
fit down a chimney? ♪
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♪ How could he survive
the Arctic clime? ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ Happiness is the reason
we delight in the season ♪
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♪ Science is fine,
but don't waste our time ♪
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♪ We're basking
in the warmth... ♪
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♪ I can't concur. ♪
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♪ Basking in the warmth... ♪
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JIMMY:
♪ But where's your proof? ♪
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ALL:
♪ Basking in the warmth
of Christmas Day! ♪
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( Miss Fowl crows )
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That was fun!
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Now, let's do a hot salsa number
about Arbor Day.
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Excuse me, but you people still
haven't answered my question.
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Carl, how can a man
with 50-inch waistline
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fit down a standard
20-inch chimney?
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Well, uh...
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How could Santa have survived
for over 500 years
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in an environment
of minus 20 degrees Celsius?
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Um, uh...
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I submit to you that
there's only one explanation:
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there is, in fact...
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no Santa Claus!
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N-n-no Santa?
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( screams )
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( kids berating )
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Jimmy, what is
your problem?
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Nice going,
Scrooge-tron.
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Don't tell me you all
believe in Santa?
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That's not the point.
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You didn't have to hurt
Carl's feelings.
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Well, I-I didn't mean to.
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I'm just looking for
some straight answers here.
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I guess I'll just have to look
somewhere else.
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Why, of course
there's a Santa, Jimbo.
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He's a jolly old man with
a white beard and a lazy eye,
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and every year he removes
asbestos from the attics
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of all the good
little boys and girls.
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( giggling ):
Oh, Hugh, you're thinking of
Mr. Hingis,
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the housing inspector.
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You're right.
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Jimmy, darling,
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Santa's not something
you can prove with science.
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He does exist because
he's real in our hearts.
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Whoa!
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And he has pixie dust,
and he can fly.
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( machine beeping )
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Thanks for coming over, guys.
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Say, Jimmy,
you're not
going to stomp
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on Carl's dreams again,
are you?
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Oh, that's okay,
Sheen.
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Now that
I've had some fudge,
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I feel much better.
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You look better.
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I'm sorry I hurt your feelings,
Carl.
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I just didn't want you
to be disappointed
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by impossible wishes
like, well, like I was.
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What do you mean?
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Well, two years ago
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I wrote Santa asking
for a core sample
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from Dwarf Star NG738.
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I wanted it
more than anything ever.
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When I opened my presents
on Christmas morning...
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no dwarf star.
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That was the saddest day
of my life.
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( laughing )
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Sheen, what's so funny?
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Isn't it obvious,
Jimmy?
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You were just naughty that year!
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What are you talking about?
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Didn't you almost
destroy the Earth?
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That's not
the point.
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Jimmy was naughty!
Jimmy was naughty!
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Ugh!
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I didn't want to do this,
but you've placed me
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in a scientifically
untenable position.
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Vox, initiate
reindeer scenario 8.20-B.
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This animatronic model
exactly parallels
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the aerodynamic potential
of the average reindeer.
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Observe.
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Unable to fulfill
the requirements
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of Bernoulli's
Principle,
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it quickly plummets
to the Earth--
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as would Santa.
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But-but Santa's reindeer
are magic.
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Yeah, he feeds them
special kibble
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laced with jet fuel.
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( Jimmy groans )
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Look, guys,
I've run the numbers.
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There is no Santa.
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Well, if it's written
on the blackboard,
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I guess it must be true.
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I'm sorry, Carl.
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Oh, that's okay, Jimmy.
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( sniffling )
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At least now I won't be hurt
like you were.
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Ow!
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Sorry, Jimmy, I-I sat
on your scanner thingy.
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( bells ringing )
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I've never seen
a pattern like that.
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Carl, what's in
your back pocket?
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Oh, just my bag of Cheese Nips.
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SHEEN:
Ha!
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There's your
hard physical proof.
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That snack is crawling
with Santa's mojo.
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JIMMY:
Snacks don't have
DNA--
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although the saliva
on them might.
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Santa's saliva, yay!
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Hold on, hold on--
we can't prove that
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short of traveling
to the North Pole
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and scanning
for the same pattern,
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and we're certainly
not...
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To the North Pole!
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Yay! We're going
to see Santa!
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SHEEN:
Shotgun!
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Ugh, I have to work on
my communication skills.
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CINDY:
I love opening
presents early.
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I love rewrapping them
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and pretending to surprised
on Christmas morning.
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( both laughing )
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Oh, hey,
what's that?
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Looks like another
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boneheaded
Neutron experiment.
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He's bound to do something
to embarrass himself.
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Hey, let's get it
on tape
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and get back at him
for making Carl cry.
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( sucking )
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Hmm...
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nothing particularly
humiliating in here.
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What's this thing?
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( both screaming )
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JIMMY:
Hey, hey, guys,
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what's my hypercube
doing on the ground?
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You have to be careful.
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Infinite space condensed
into a finite area
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is highly unstable.
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Relax.
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What could happen?
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( girls screaming )
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Well, that's
everything.
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Climb aboard, boys.
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Next stop:
the North Pole!
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Santa?
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Oh, San-ta?
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Ah, save your breath, Carl.
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There's no life
anywhere near here.
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No? Then how do you explain
this sign?
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The pattern's back--
and it's stronger than ever!
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Come on!
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If I have to float here
for all of eternity,
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I'm going to be
really ticked!
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There's one chance:
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maybe I can shake us loose
by blasting
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my "Headbangers Christmas" CD.
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That's just crazy enough
to work!
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( Headbangers playing
"Jingle Bells" )
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( girls screaming )
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"The North Pole?"
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Am I dressed for it?
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No.
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CARL:
Santa's house.
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Not necessarily.
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It could be a cleverly disguised
army outpost.
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Made of candy?
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( angelic choir harmonizing )
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( Christmas music playing )
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( train whistle toots )
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( machine cogs clacking )
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( train whistle toots )
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Words and bladder control
almost fail me!
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Sid, this is Lou.
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We need a crate of doll heads
over on dock 11.
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Stat!
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Um, excuse me.
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We're here to see Santa.
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Santa? It's Christmas Eve--
he's gearing up for the big run.
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So, no Santa...
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I thought so!
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Guys, this entire set-up is
a complete sham.
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But-but, Jimmy,
what about the factory?
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Ha! It's just a gussied up
warehouse, Carl.
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Parents order gifts here,
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then use them as
positive reinforcement
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for naughty
or nice behavior.
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How do you explain the elves?
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We prefer the term
"diminutive helpers."
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Short guys with
an ear condition.
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Now if I could just hone in
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on the source
of this energy signal.
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( all scream )
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( light flash crackling,
zapping )
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ELVES:
Ahh!
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Ho! Ho!
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Ow!
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( alarm blaring )
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What's that?
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His atoms are scrambled?
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Production is halted?!
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Well, I hope you're happy, kid.
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Your stupid scanner thing
broke Santa.
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Broke Santa?
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Oh, no!
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00:11:08,116 --> 00:11:09,549
Fellows, there is no Santa.
264
00:11:09,584 --> 00:11:12,185
More likely, we've blown the lid
off their operation
265
00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:13,819
and now they're jumping ship.
266
00:11:13,855 --> 00:11:15,622
Don't try to weasel out this.
267
00:11:15,657 --> 00:11:18,124
Now we've got no one
to deliver the toys.
268
00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:19,392
Christmas is canceled,
269
00:11:19,427 --> 00:11:21,761
and it's
all your fault!
270
00:11:21,796 --> 00:11:23,095
Got it!
271
00:11:23,131 --> 00:11:24,197
Where'd you come from?
272
00:11:24,232 --> 00:11:26,666
Your infinite space cube thingy.
273
00:11:26,701 --> 00:11:30,403
So, it wasn't enough for you
to spoil Carl's Christmas,
274
00:11:30,438 --> 00:11:33,072
you had to go and mess it up
for everyone else!
275
00:11:33,107 --> 00:11:34,240
Did you get that, Libs?
276
00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:35,741
Yup-- very spontaneous.
277
00:11:35,777 --> 00:11:36,543
Thank you.
278
00:11:36,578 --> 00:11:38,478
Look, everything's
under control.
279
00:11:38,513 --> 00:11:41,247
Yeah, right-- luckily,
I've got a five-point plan.
280
00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:42,948
Go in close on
my five-point plan.
281
00:11:42,984 --> 00:11:44,150
Point one:
282
00:11:44,186 --> 00:11:47,487
announce Jimmy's screw-up
to the entire world.
283
00:11:47,522 --> 00:11:49,589
Point two:
concoct a plan
to save Christmas.
284
00:11:49,624 --> 00:11:51,424
Point three: uh...
285
00:11:51,459 --> 00:11:53,626
Say goodnight, ladies.
286
00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:59,065
GIRLS:
Neutron!
287
00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:01,234
Sorry. Had to be done.
288
00:12:01,269 --> 00:12:03,069
And as for the Christmas
presents,
289
00:12:03,104 --> 00:12:04,404
I'll deliver every one.
290
00:12:04,439 --> 00:12:07,273
Ha! Who do you think you are,
Santa himself?
291
00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:09,008
No, that's the point.
292
00:12:09,043 --> 00:12:10,610
I'm just a regular kid,
293
00:12:10,645 --> 00:12:13,913
and if a kid can deliver
everybody's Christmas presents
294
00:12:13,948 --> 00:12:15,114
using science,
295
00:12:15,149 --> 00:12:16,516
you'll all be
forced to face
296
00:12:16,551 --> 00:12:18,318
the awesome,
incredible truth:
297
00:12:18,353 --> 00:12:20,820
there is no Santa Claus!
298
00:12:20,855 --> 00:12:22,988
Okay, but the Easter Bunny's
real, right?
299
00:12:27,895 --> 00:12:29,095
( sighs )
300
00:12:29,130 --> 00:12:33,366
I love the smell of
spray-on snow on Christmas Eve.
301
00:12:33,401 --> 00:12:34,367
( sniffing )
302
00:12:34,402 --> 00:12:37,103
( coughing )
303
00:12:37,138 --> 00:12:39,071
Hugh, Hugh,
turn on the TV!
304
00:12:40,108 --> 00:12:41,474
The big story this morning:
305
00:12:41,509 --> 00:12:43,075
Christmas has been canceled.
306
00:12:43,111 --> 00:12:47,079
Oh, no, that's the worse thing
that could ever happen.
307
00:12:47,115 --> 00:12:50,283
TV NEWS PERSON:
All because of this boy,
Jimmy Neutron.
308
00:12:50,318 --> 00:12:51,718
Except for that.
309
00:12:51,753 --> 00:12:54,454
This dramatic footage,
taken inside Santa's workshop,
310
00:12:54,489 --> 00:12:55,988
captures the tragic moment.
311
00:12:56,023 --> 00:12:57,022
Ho! Ho!
312
00:12:57,058 --> 00:12:58,157
Ow!
313
00:12:58,192 --> 00:12:59,692
Local videographers
314
00:12:59,728 --> 00:13:02,094
Cindy Vortex and Libby Fullfax
had this comment.
315
00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:03,596
It's important
to remember
316
00:13:03,632 --> 00:13:05,965
point one of my
five-point plan:
317
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,133
"It's all Jimmy's fault."
318
00:13:07,168 --> 00:13:08,801
Poor Jimmy.
319
00:13:08,836 --> 00:13:11,170
He'll be hated and reviled
by everyone.
320
00:13:11,205 --> 00:13:13,906
Well, maybe if folks had
something else to celebrate.
321
00:13:13,941 --> 00:13:16,909
Hugh, you can't just
invent a new holiday.
322
00:13:16,944 --> 00:13:17,977
Or can I...
323
00:13:21,516 --> 00:13:22,548
That's it!
324
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,517
Everybody likes pie, right?
325
00:13:24,552 --> 00:13:28,388
If we could combine pie
and Yule, we'd have, uh...
326
00:13:28,423 --> 00:13:29,289
Pule?
327
00:13:29,324 --> 00:13:31,257
That's it-- "Pule"!
328
00:13:31,293 --> 00:13:34,460
Dimple dumpling,
you're a genius!
329
00:13:34,496 --> 00:13:36,028
( ratcheting )
330
00:13:36,063 --> 00:13:37,563
You still here?
331
00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:40,132
I'm just about to test out
my Christmas equipment upgrade.
332
00:13:40,168 --> 00:13:43,469
Sheen, begin test of jingle-bell
powered sonic propulsion unit.
333
00:13:43,505 --> 00:13:45,271
( jingling;
engine whirring begins )
334
00:13:45,307 --> 00:13:46,706
I've adapted my fuel cells
335
00:13:46,741 --> 00:13:48,808
so they're powered
by sonic vibrations.
336
00:13:48,843 --> 00:13:52,077
The faster I jingle, the more
powerful our back thrust.
337
00:13:52,113 --> 00:13:53,579
And I used a Christmas light
338
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,515
to install a guided
navigational beacon
339
00:13:55,550 --> 00:13:56,849
on my dog's nose.
340
00:13:56,884 --> 00:13:57,850
( barking )
341
00:13:57,885 --> 00:13:58,984
( panting )
342
00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:01,153
Wow, Goddard,
you'll go down
in his-tor-y.
343
00:14:01,189 --> 00:14:02,488
Hey, Carl.
344
00:14:02,524 --> 00:14:04,457
Finished loading
the presents?
345
00:14:04,492 --> 00:14:08,594
One billion, 999 million,
999 thousand...
346
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:11,564
Call it an
even two billion!
347
00:14:11,599 --> 00:14:13,833
All right, then,
let's head out.
348
00:14:13,868 --> 00:14:15,802
You'll never do it--
you only got 12 hours
349
00:14:15,837 --> 00:14:18,170
to deliver presents
to every kid on Earth.
350
00:14:18,206 --> 00:14:19,706
No problem.
351
00:14:19,741 --> 00:14:22,642
I've calculated everything
down to the last nanosecond.
352
00:14:22,677 --> 00:14:25,445
Goddard, navigational system
to power.
353
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,213
Jingle bells to speed.
354
00:14:27,248 --> 00:14:28,781
Ready
to move out.
355
00:14:28,817 --> 00:14:30,850
Got to blast!
356
00:14:33,822 --> 00:14:36,155
JIMMY:
All systems are go
for toy delivery.
357
00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:37,256
First stop: Norway.
358
00:14:37,291 --> 00:14:38,958
Lock onto our first house,
Goddard.
359
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:46,366
And you really think
this is a good idea?
360
00:14:46,401 --> 00:14:47,700
Of course it is.
361
00:14:47,736 --> 00:14:50,202
I'm "Croppy, the Pule Duck."
362
00:14:50,238 --> 00:14:54,540
Every Pule Eve I bring the gift
of pie to children everywhere.
363
00:14:54,576 --> 00:14:56,709
Yes, it's all here.
364
00:14:56,745 --> 00:14:58,478
Good children
get apple or cherry,
365
00:14:58,513 --> 00:15:00,012
and the naughty kids get mince.
366
00:15:00,047 --> 00:15:03,282
Oh, Sweetie, do you really think
this will help Jimmy?
367
00:15:03,317 --> 00:15:05,518
Sure-- once folks
get in that Pule spirit,
368
00:15:05,553 --> 00:15:07,553
they'll forget all about Jimbo.
369
00:15:07,589 --> 00:15:09,389
It's like the song says:
370
00:15:09,424 --> 00:15:15,194
♪ Have yourself
a happy little Pule ♪
371
00:15:15,229 --> 00:15:19,932
♪ Let your heart sing out ♪
372
00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:26,739
♪ Pule's no time of year
to sit and mope about. ♪
373
00:15:26,775 --> 00:15:30,710
( angelic choir
singing backup vocals )
374
00:15:30,745 --> 00:15:34,714
♪ Here I am baking pies a lot ♪
♪ Pies a lot ♪
375
00:15:34,749 --> 00:15:37,917
♪ Hope the crust is hot ♪
♪ Crust is hot ♪
376
00:15:37,952 --> 00:15:40,753
♪ And light ♪
♪ So light and fluffy ♪
377
00:15:40,789 --> 00:15:44,690
♪ Joyful friends
start to sing and shout ♪
378
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:45,991
♪ To sing and shout ♪
379
00:15:46,027 --> 00:15:49,295
♪ They won't dare
to pout tonight ♪
380
00:15:49,330 --> 00:15:51,163
♪ Pout tonight ♪
381
00:15:51,198 --> 00:15:56,502
♪ Every year
is like a different flavor ♪
382
00:15:56,538 --> 00:16:01,874
♪ Filled with rich purée ♪
383
00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:07,713
♪ All your cares
like à la mode will melt away ♪
384
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:11,851
♪ Will melt away ♪
385
00:16:11,886 --> 00:16:21,886
♪ So have yourself
a happy little Pule today. ♪
386
00:16:24,432 --> 00:16:25,698
Oh, honey.
387
00:16:25,733 --> 00:16:28,634
This will be
the best Pule ever.
388
00:16:29,904 --> 00:16:32,572
JIMMY:
Coming up on first target.
389
00:16:32,607 --> 00:16:34,373
Sven Svensen, age four.
390
00:16:34,408 --> 00:16:36,776
Present: Suction-cup
Finger Ultralord.
391
00:16:36,811 --> 00:16:37,777
Got it.
392
00:16:37,812 --> 00:16:39,545
Wait, that's
a rare collectible.
393
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:41,413
You can't just
give it to some kid.
394
00:16:41,449 --> 00:16:42,582
Sheen, don't-- no!
395
00:16:42,617 --> 00:16:44,183
Wait, it's Christmas.
396
00:16:44,218 --> 00:16:45,618
SHEEN:
No!
397
00:16:46,921 --> 00:16:48,053
Sheen, get a grip.
398
00:16:48,089 --> 00:16:50,990
We only have 11 hours
and 57 minutes left.
399
00:16:57,131 --> 00:17:01,100
( crickets chirping )
400
00:17:01,135 --> 00:17:03,435
Good luck, honey.
401
00:17:03,471 --> 00:17:04,570
Quack, quack, quack.
402
00:17:10,311 --> 00:17:12,277
HUGH:
Merry Pule to all.
403
00:17:12,313 --> 00:17:15,214
( arguing and fighting )
404
00:17:15,249 --> 00:17:20,119
( grunting and groans )
405
00:17:20,154 --> 00:17:21,153
( Hugh groans )
406
00:17:39,507 --> 00:17:41,373
( Hugh sighs deeply )
407
00:17:41,409 --> 00:17:42,808
Who would have
ever dreamed
408
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,610
that people
wouldn't want pie
409
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:45,978
stuffed down
their stocking?
410
00:17:46,014 --> 00:17:48,748
Sweetheart,
maybe we could try
again in the morning.
411
00:17:48,783 --> 00:17:50,950
No, no, no--
Pule's a failure.
412
00:17:50,985 --> 00:17:53,519
I guess there'll be
no holiday cheer this year.
413
00:17:53,555 --> 00:17:55,721
There's always Presidents' Day.
414
00:17:55,757 --> 00:17:57,990
Mm-hmm, that's the spirit,
Sugarbooger.
415
00:17:58,026 --> 00:18:00,292
Everything will be all right
on Presidents' Day...
416
00:18:00,327 --> 00:18:01,894
( starts sobbing )
417
00:18:01,930 --> 00:18:03,563
Oh, honey, there, there.
418
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:10,536
Enjoy your inane blinking
contraption, Japanese kid.
419
00:18:10,572 --> 00:18:12,605
My calculations were perfect;
420
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,174
we're finishing up
right on schedule.
421
00:18:15,209 --> 00:18:17,209
Good job, Sheen.
Nice work, Carl.
422
00:18:17,244 --> 00:18:18,477
( sobbing )
423
00:18:18,512 --> 00:18:20,145
Carl?
Carl, what's wrong?
424
00:18:20,181 --> 00:18:21,146
Oh, nothing.
425
00:18:21,182 --> 00:18:22,414
I think it's great
426
00:18:22,450 --> 00:18:24,584
that you've delivered
all the presents...
427
00:18:24,619 --> 00:18:27,453
and now everyone will realize
428
00:18:27,488 --> 00:18:32,458
that there really...
is no such thing as Santa!
429
00:18:32,493 --> 00:18:34,393
( sobbing hysterically )
430
00:18:34,428 --> 00:18:35,394
Don't cry, Carl.
431
00:18:35,429 --> 00:18:36,896
You're going to be
432
00:18:36,931 --> 00:18:39,431
one of the most famous-ous kids
in Retroville.
433
00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:40,967
Retroville?!
434
00:18:41,002 --> 00:18:42,534
Holy Heisenberg!
435
00:18:42,570 --> 00:18:45,638
The sun's almost up,
and we haven't done Retroville.
436
00:18:45,673 --> 00:18:47,807
There's just one chance...
437
00:18:47,842 --> 00:18:50,409
With a light-speed boost
from this warp module
438
00:18:50,444 --> 00:18:52,078
we might make it.
439
00:18:52,113 --> 00:18:53,879
Hang on, everyone.
440
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,293
Can't... maintain... control.
441
00:19:08,329 --> 00:19:10,796
Going... too... fast.
442
00:19:10,832 --> 00:19:13,165
( screams )
443
00:19:14,969 --> 00:19:18,437
( all screaming )
444
00:19:18,472 --> 00:19:20,640
Okay, this is
quickly becoming
445
00:19:20,675 --> 00:19:22,441
a really lousy Christmas.
446
00:19:22,476 --> 00:19:23,609
I don't understand--
447
00:19:23,645 --> 00:19:25,477
I had this delivery thing
calculated
448
00:19:25,513 --> 00:19:27,146
down to the last decimal point.
449
00:19:27,181 --> 00:19:29,015
Whee-he-he-hee!
450
00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:30,415
What are you
so happy about?
451
00:19:30,451 --> 00:19:31,784
Don't you get it?
452
00:19:31,819 --> 00:19:34,654
Jimmy couldn't deliver
all the presents, right?
453
00:19:34,689 --> 00:19:36,622
That means only
Santa can, right?
454
00:19:36,658 --> 00:19:38,390
And that means
Santa's real.
455
00:19:38,425 --> 00:19:39,759
You're right, Carl.
456
00:19:39,794 --> 00:19:42,427
That thought could fill us
with the joy of Christmas
457
00:19:42,463 --> 00:19:44,329
as we burn up
through the atmosphere.
458
00:19:44,365 --> 00:19:45,364
( all screaming )
459
00:19:45,399 --> 00:19:47,066
Ho! Ho! Ho!
460
00:19:47,101 --> 00:19:49,135
( bells jingling )
461
00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:50,469
Ho! Ho! Ho!
462
00:19:50,504 --> 00:19:52,604
BOTH:
Santa!
463
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,541
Holly-jolly tractorbeam--
activate.
464
00:20:00,414 --> 00:20:02,948
( thunderous whooshing )
465
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,784
( barking )
466
00:20:04,819 --> 00:20:06,185
Santa Claus?
467
00:20:06,220 --> 00:20:08,654
It's true-- you are real!
468
00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:10,422
Yep, got my red suit;
everything.
469
00:20:10,457 --> 00:20:11,924
So you're Jimmy Neutron.
470
00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:13,092
( chuckles )
471
00:20:13,127 --> 00:20:15,494
You've been on my naughty
list for some time.
472
00:20:15,529 --> 00:20:16,962
Told you.
473
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:20,199
Uh, sorry about the whole
scrambling your atoms thing.
474
00:20:20,234 --> 00:20:21,533
You're sorry?
475
00:20:21,569 --> 00:20:23,903
I still got protons
where my ions should be.
476
00:20:23,938 --> 00:20:26,072
But you boys did
a great job tonight.
477
00:20:26,107 --> 00:20:28,607
Can we still bring
Christmas to Retroville?
478
00:20:28,642 --> 00:20:30,375
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
479
00:20:30,411 --> 00:20:32,444
No, I'm afraid I've used up
480
00:20:32,479 --> 00:20:34,880
all my reserve energy
rescuing you boys.
481
00:20:34,916 --> 00:20:37,216
But you're Santa--
you could do anything!
482
00:20:37,251 --> 00:20:38,517
( both pleading )
483
00:20:38,552 --> 00:20:40,186
All right! All right!
484
00:20:40,221 --> 00:20:43,555
I bet the Tooth Fairy doesn't
have to put up with this.
485
00:20:43,591 --> 00:20:45,424
Just give me a second to think.
486
00:20:45,459 --> 00:20:48,060
Think. Think!
487
00:20:56,337 --> 00:20:57,603
Brain blast!
488
00:20:57,638 --> 00:20:59,638
Jimmy, do you still have
your warp module?
489
00:20:59,673 --> 00:21:01,540
I think Goddard has a spare.
490
00:21:02,877 --> 00:21:05,077
Maybe my magic sleigh
can take light speed
491
00:21:05,113 --> 00:21:06,411
better than your rocket.
492
00:21:06,447 --> 00:21:07,679
Slap it on this dashboard
493
00:21:07,715 --> 00:21:10,216
and let's see
what this baby can do.
494
00:21:10,251 --> 00:21:12,618
Initiate light speed... now.
495
00:21:12,653 --> 00:21:16,856
SANTA:
Ho! Ho! Ho-ho-hooo...
496
00:21:27,534 --> 00:21:30,202
Santa, you did it!
497
00:21:30,238 --> 00:21:31,237
That was amazing.
498
00:21:31,272 --> 00:21:32,571
Ah, that was easy.
499
00:21:32,606 --> 00:21:34,706
I just realigned
the quantum overthrax...
500
00:21:34,742 --> 00:21:37,209
To compensate for the
hyper-spacial inversion!
501
00:21:37,245 --> 00:21:38,510
Bingo!
502
00:21:38,545 --> 00:21:41,247
Well, Jimmy, maybe
I'll see you next year.
503
00:21:41,282 --> 00:21:42,748
Stay away
from fried foods,
504
00:21:42,784 --> 00:21:46,886
and have a very
merry Christmas.
505
00:21:51,425 --> 00:21:53,425
SANTA:
Ho! Ho! Ho!
506
00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:54,894
Got to blast.
507
00:21:56,130 --> 00:21:57,329
What a cool guy.
508
00:21:57,364 --> 00:21:59,198
Too bad he didn't
have enough time
509
00:21:59,233 --> 00:22:00,966
to deliver presents
to our house.
510
00:22:01,002 --> 00:22:02,534
Or did he?
511
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,545
My dwarf star.
512
00:22:13,580 --> 00:22:16,615
"Sorry it took so long--
513
00:22:16,650 --> 00:22:19,285
"I had to let it cool
for five years.
514
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:20,452
Love, Santa."
515
00:22:20,487 --> 00:22:21,486
Of course!
516
00:22:21,522 --> 00:22:24,223
I should have realized.
517
00:22:24,258 --> 00:22:25,991
Good morning, Jimmy.
518
00:22:26,027 --> 00:22:27,927
Merry Pule.
519
00:22:27,962 --> 00:22:30,495
Funny, it doesn't
look like Pule.
520
00:22:30,531 --> 00:22:32,164
It looks... just... like...
521
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,532
Why...
522
00:22:33,567 --> 00:22:35,868
Why, it looks
just like Christmas!
523
00:22:36,737 --> 00:22:38,670
I got peace on Earth.
524
00:22:38,706 --> 00:22:40,605
And a robo-themed
orbiting deck
525
00:22:40,641 --> 00:22:42,908
with carnage-inducing
plasma cannon.
526
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:44,076
Cool!
527
00:22:44,111 --> 00:22:46,111
"Thanks for believing in me.
528
00:22:46,147 --> 00:22:47,079
Santa."
529
00:22:47,114 --> 00:22:48,113
( gasps )
530
00:22:48,149 --> 00:22:49,581
Yay!
531
00:22:49,616 --> 00:22:51,317
I've been made an honorary elf.
532
00:22:51,352 --> 00:22:55,321
Elfie, elfie, elfie.
533
00:22:55,356 --> 00:22:57,289
A lump of coal?!
534
00:22:57,325 --> 00:22:58,724
Do me a favor--
535
00:22:58,759 --> 00:23:01,193
the next time I suggest
we humiliate somebody,
536
00:23:01,229 --> 00:23:02,461
don't listen!
537
00:23:02,496 --> 00:23:05,164
( munching and crunching )
538
00:23:07,634 --> 00:23:13,438
Ooh! A 123-piece hexsagonal
carbon-alloy ratchet set.
539
00:23:13,474 --> 00:23:14,907
It's a goose.
540
00:23:14,942 --> 00:23:17,042
Hey, looks like
I got a new hobby.
541
00:23:17,078 --> 00:23:18,477
It's all thanks to Santa.
542
00:23:18,512 --> 00:23:22,081
Sweetie, we thought
you didn't believe in Santa.
543
00:23:22,116 --> 00:23:25,784
Recent empirical data
strongly favors his existence.
544
00:23:25,819 --> 00:23:29,188
Mom, Dad, there is
a Santa Claus.
545
00:23:29,223 --> 00:23:30,555
( laughs )
546
00:23:30,591 --> 00:23:32,691
This is so much better
than Pule.
547
00:23:32,726 --> 00:23:34,593
And I've got
the perfect decoration
548
00:23:34,628 --> 00:23:36,328
for the top of our tree.
549
00:23:36,364 --> 00:23:37,496
Goddard?
550
00:23:37,531 --> 00:23:39,865
( Goddard whirring )
551
00:23:41,635 --> 00:23:43,635
♪ Christmas Day,
we're together ♪
552
00:23:43,670 --> 00:23:45,604
♪ Nevermind the where
or whether ♪
553
00:23:45,639 --> 00:23:47,439
♪ Cause Santa came through. ♪
554
00:23:47,474 --> 00:23:50,309
JIMMY:
♪ Now I believe, too. ♪
555
00:23:50,344 --> 00:23:59,584
ALL:
♪ We're basking in the warmth
of Christmas Day. ♪
556
00:24:05,159 --> 00:24:09,261
Captioning sponsored by THE
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557
00:24:09,297 --> 00:24:11,830
and NICKELODEON
558
00:24:11,865 --> 00:24:15,634
Captioned by
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559
00:24:45,433 --> 00:24:47,232
Hi, I'm Paul.
560
00:24:48,535 --> 00:24:49,701
JIMMY:
Got to blast!