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NANOBOT:
Danger! Danger!
This unit is under attack.
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Hello,
under attack, too.
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It's not always
about you, you know.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Hey! Oh! Hey! Aah!
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Is that the best
you can do?
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Put some neck into it.
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( groaning )
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Not so easy, is it, Mr.
Look How My Head Comes Loose?
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Nanobots, I'm upgrading
the checks and balances
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in your neurocircuitry
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so you don't lose control
like last time.
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JIMMY:
Nanobot upgrade completed.
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Whoa!
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Two eyes.
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Now my gaze is twice
as commanding.
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Test. Test.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Listen to my new voice.
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I'm like a silicon-based
Julio Iglesias.
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Nanobots, get ready to fulfill
your new prime function.
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I'm ready.
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He could use
more work.
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Quiet!
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I'm trying to hear
what important task
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the great Creator
requires of us.
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Welcome to your
new correct-o-tech.
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It contains everything
you'll need
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to correct
my nonscience homework.
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He's giving us
another chance.
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The fool!
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I mean...
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Yay!
Yay!
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Here's the deal:
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Cindy continuous to smoke me
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in artistic, right-brain
subjects, like poetry.
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"Shall I compare Jimmy's head
to a summer's day?
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It is more pointy
and more ill-formed."
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( class laughing )
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I order you to scan my new poem
and correct it for errors.
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It has to be perfect.
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The Creator wishes us
to correct for error.
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We are back, baby!
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"Ode to Cindy."
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Hey!
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"Roses have
low spectral wavelengths,
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violets have high."
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"Cindy's unable to express
these values in angstrom units
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because she's not
as smart as I."
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Blah!
Blah!
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Error!
Error!
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This unit detects
missing commas,
here and here.
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NANOBOT TWO:
Further error: This unit detects
misuse of iambic pentameter.
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Cutting and pasting there,
here, here, there, there
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and all these places.
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Nanobots, wait!
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Extreme error!
Extreme error!
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Use of imagery:
poor to suck-rotten.
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Extreme error!
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Activating
delete function.
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BOTH:
Delete, delete, delete, delete!
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Nanobots, stand down!
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Oh, now look
what you did.
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I blame your poor
leadership skills.
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Jimmy, breakfast.
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I'm going to have
to put you back into lockdown.
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Your behavior's still
too chaotic.
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I'll get your bugs
worked out someday.
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Nice going, bug!
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He hates us.
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He likes me.
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It's you
he can't stand.
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Oh, your words cut
like a knife.
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Sweetie, while I'm out shopping,
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could you clean out the gutters
and resod the lawn?
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But, butter biscuit,
I took the day off
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so I could spend time
in my workshop.
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Don't forget the
atomic pile in my room.
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You have to bleed it
every 46 minutes.
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But I've got to get
the ring-neck buffleheads ready
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for the big duck-off next month.
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( whining )
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Could you clean up Goddard's
lug nuts from the backyard?
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They're starting to rust.
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Oh...
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Because of you,
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I'm stuck in this
inferior module.
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Our old module
was much better.
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If I had the old
module back,
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I'd correct for error
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like no one's corrected
for error before.
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The Creator would
be pleased with me.
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I'll use the old module
to correct for error.
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Then the Creator
will be pleased with me.
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Hey, you stole my idea!
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I used your idea
as a springboard.
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You stole
my springboard.
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( sizzling )
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( sizzling )
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( sizzling )
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This could be dangerous.
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You go first.
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Uh-uh,
age before beauty.
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BOTH:
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Aah!
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( screaming )
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( both gasp, groan )
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( both screaming )
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( both gasp )
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You're a dead bug.
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I call
captain's chair!
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Over my
dead relays!
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( engine humming )
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NANOBOT ONE:
Now to find the Creator.
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Look, I'm sorry,
but every once in a while
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I need a little Hugh time.
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Hugh time?
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Yes, my personal space.
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My piece of the sky.
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My secret garden.
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But...
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Do you know what time it is?
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Hugh time?
Hugh time?
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Yes, Hugh time.
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I'll be in my workshop,
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which is sort of like
my secret garden.
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( horn honks )
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There's your
bus, dear.
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Thanks, Mom. Bye!
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We must follow
the Creator
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and await our chance
to correct for error.
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And then he'll
love me again.
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What is it like
in your dream world?
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NANOBOT TWO:
A little humid.
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( door creaks, then slams )
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( metals clanking,
locks snapping )
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( keypad beeping )
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( metals clanking,
locks snapping )
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Well, buffleheads,
it's just you and me.
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CINDY:
"And somewhere
men are laughing,
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"and somewhere childre,
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"but there is no joy
in Retroville,
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because Jimmy is an idiot."
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( class applauding )
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I thank you.
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Top that,
left-brain boy.
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Thank you, Cindy.
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That was lovely.
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Jimmy, would you like
to read your poem next?
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Well,
I did write one,
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but my upgraded server nanites
destroyed it.
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Ha! Like I haven't heard
that one before.
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Two demerits.
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Sheen, your poem's next.
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Poem?!
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Carl, you told me
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we had to do
an interpretive dance.
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No,
that's Thursday.
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Well, this is
all I got.
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It probably needs music.
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( humming obnoxiously )
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Now is our chance
to correct for error.
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NANOBOT ONE:
Error! Error!
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You're out of step.
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Assume
first position.
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NANOBOT TWO:
And step, and step,
and turn.
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Now flutter
like a bird.
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Nanobots? But how?
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NANOBOT ONE:
Box step, box step,
plié, plié.
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NANOBOT TWO:
And bring it on home.
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( class applauding )
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Nanobots, I order you to...
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NANOBOT ONE:
Error! Error!
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Look at the hairstyle.
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I'm trying not to.
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Initiating correction.
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( Miss Fowl gasps )
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Ooh!
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NANOBOT TWO:
Wait, we still have
to do the bangs!
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Nanobots, wait!
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Halt!
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Um, J-J-Jimmy,
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is your antibully thing
going to beat me up again?
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I don't think so,
Carl.
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It's only been
programmed
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to correct for error.
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Come on, we've
got to find it.
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NANOBOT ONE:
She's gone.
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But I thought
the Creator looked pleased.
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NANOBOT TWO:
Oh, so did I.
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Let's continue
correcting for error.
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NANOBOT TWO:
Error.
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This unit detects
poor posture.
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NANOBOT ONE:
Straightening
spinal column.
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NANOBOT ONE:
Error.
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Poor ball handling.
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Demonstrating
correct technique.
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NANOBOT ONE:
Whoa, there it is.
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NANOBOT ONE:
Error! Error!
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Detecting tasteless
chipped-beef special.
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The beef-to-chip ratio
is completely off.
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Adding steak sauce.
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NANOBOT ONE:
Steak sauce?
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Spicy mustard is the w.
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Oh, really,
Wolfgang.
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Why don't we throw in
an old shoe?
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But I already made shoe
twice this week.
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Oh, no, the responses are
more chaotic than ever.
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Hey, Spewtron,
your stupid psychorobots
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are in the lunchroom.
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00:09:07,890 --> 00:09:09,256
NANOBOT ONE:
Alert! Alert!
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00:09:09,291 --> 00:09:11,091
Fashion error!
Fashion error!
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Oh, that's the worst kind.
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Correcting.
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( scissors snipping )
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Hey, not bad.
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I order you to shut down.
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But, Creator,
we were merely
correcting for error.
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As you programmed.
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You have misunderstood
your programming.
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You can't go around
correcting people.
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Yeah! Although
I do love
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what you've done
with this blouse.
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Humans are supposed
to be flawed.
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Their flaws mean that
they're functioning perfectly.
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Get ready, guys.
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Faced with this paradox,
the saucer module will explode,
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just like last time.
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Humans are flawed,
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but their flaws mean
that they're... perfect?
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But if they're
perfect,
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they can't be flawed.
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It's quite the conundrum.
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My brain hurts.
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I call an error-- extreme error.
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We are programmed
to delete extreme error,
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00:10:01,410 --> 00:10:03,944
but this module has
no delete function.
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00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:05,711
It's got
a molecular atomizer.
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Close enough.
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00:10:06,714 --> 00:10:08,481
Nanobots,
for the last time,
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execute your
programming.
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NANOBOT ONE:
We obey, O Creator.
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BOTH:
Delete, delete.
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( zapping )
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( all gasp )
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NANOBOTS:
Delete, delete, delete,
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delete, delete, delete,
delete, delete, delete, delete!
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00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:26,899
NANOBOTS:
Delete, delete, delete,
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delete, delete, delete, delete,
delete, delete, delete...
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Carl, Sheen,
take cover!
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( all yell )
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( yells )
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( screams )
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( zapping )
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00:10:46,788 --> 00:10:48,054
Aah!
Aah!
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( screams )
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00:10:51,126 --> 00:10:53,493
( zapping )
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00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:57,864
( screams )
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00:10:57,899 --> 00:10:58,931
Gotcha!
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00:11:02,204 --> 00:11:04,371
Nanobots, do not delete.
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00:11:04,406 --> 00:11:05,938
Do not delete!
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00:11:05,974 --> 00:11:07,940
He doesn't want
to be deleted?
264
00:11:07,976 --> 00:11:09,409
But he's a flawed human.
265
00:11:09,444 --> 00:11:11,378
To obey him
would be error.
266
00:11:11,413 --> 00:11:13,679
This is making my circuits spin.
267
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:16,816
What if we delete
everyone else first?
268
00:11:16,851 --> 00:11:17,783
Sweet! Then the Creator
269
00:11:17,819 --> 00:11:19,852
will have a chance
to admire our work.
270
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,854
Yes! Then we delete him.
271
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:22,755
Works for me.
272
00:11:25,860 --> 00:11:30,096
NANOBOT TWO:
Storing Creator
until final deletion.
273
00:11:30,132 --> 00:11:31,131
Nanobots!
274
00:11:31,166 --> 00:11:32,265
Wait! Don't!
275
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:35,635
Nanobots,
open the door!
276
00:12:14,376 --> 00:12:15,775
There, that's everyone.
277
00:12:15,810 --> 00:12:18,744
Negative. This unit detects
further human error.
278
00:12:31,426 --> 00:12:33,759
( wind whistling quietly )
279
00:12:37,932 --> 00:12:40,100
Now can we delete
the Creator?
280
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,367
Not yet.
281
00:12:41,403 --> 00:12:43,570
Sensors indicate
this entire planet
282
00:12:43,605 --> 00:12:45,938
is infested with
extreme human error.
283
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:46,772
You mean...?
284
00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:47,740
Mm-hmm.
285
00:12:47,775 --> 00:12:49,976
We must delete
every human on earth.
286
00:12:50,011 --> 00:12:51,644
Let's start with the French.
287
00:12:53,681 --> 00:12:57,183
I found Principal
Willoughby's keys.
288
00:12:57,219 --> 00:12:58,351
Hurry, Carl!
289
00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:00,420
Jimmy has only
seconds of air left!
290
00:13:00,455 --> 00:13:02,388
JIMMY:
Sheen, I've got plenty of air.
291
00:13:02,424 --> 00:13:03,623
Just open the door.
292
00:13:05,527 --> 00:13:06,792
( Sheen yelps )
293
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:07,793
Thanks, guys.
294
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:08,495
Easy, Jimmy!
295
00:13:08,530 --> 00:13:10,263
Take slow, deep breaths.
296
00:13:10,298 --> 00:13:11,964
Carl, are we
the only ones left?
297
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,966
The whole school's empty.
298
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:20,273
The nanobots have deleted
the entire town.
299
00:13:20,308 --> 00:13:22,875
We've got to get to the lab!
300
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,580
HUGH:
Be right back,
little surf scooter.
301
00:13:27,616 --> 00:13:28,348
You just stay.
302
00:13:28,383 --> 00:13:29,749
Stay. Good boy.
303
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:32,985
( humming tune )
304
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,855
Butter biscuit, are we
all out of the wood finish?
305
00:13:35,890 --> 00:13:38,824
Got to wipe down
the blue-winged ruddy duck.
306
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,059
Pine nut pants!
307
00:13:40,094 --> 00:13:41,961
♪ Hello? ♪
308
00:13:41,996 --> 00:13:43,596
She must still be out .
309
00:13:43,632 --> 00:13:46,098
Wheezer always keeps
a spare can of wood finish
310
00:13:46,134 --> 00:13:47,033
in his crawl space.
311
00:13:49,304 --> 00:13:50,836
Howdy, neighbors!
312
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,071
Your front door was open.
313
00:13:52,106 --> 00:13:53,939
Hello?
314
00:13:53,975 --> 00:13:55,375
Wheezer...
315
00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:57,143
( echoing ):
Wheezer?
316
00:13:57,179 --> 00:13:58,311
Wheezer?
317
00:13:58,346 --> 00:14:00,513
Where is everybody?
318
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:01,281
Anybody!
319
00:14:01,316 --> 00:14:02,682
Anybody at all!
320
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:06,085
( wind whistling softly )
321
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,054
Hello!
322
00:14:08,089 --> 00:14:11,957
Not a soul on the enti.
323
00:14:11,993 --> 00:14:16,262
Maybe they got together
and formed an angry mob!
324
00:14:16,298 --> 00:14:17,430
Wait up, everybody!
325
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,299
I want to be in the mob, too!
326
00:14:21,002 --> 00:14:22,134
Sam?
327
00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:23,736
Anyone!
328
00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:28,508
Somebody answer me!
329
00:14:28,543 --> 00:14:32,812
( Hugh's voice echoing,
"Answer me" repeating )
330
00:14:32,847 --> 00:14:34,380
I'm alone.
331
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:38,084
I don't know how or why,
but I am the last man on earth.
332
00:14:38,119 --> 00:14:40,019
Judy... Jimmy... they're...
333
00:14:40,054 --> 00:14:41,153
They're gone.
334
00:14:41,189 --> 00:14:42,388
How will I live?
335
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:45,625
How will I deal with
the crushing loneliness?
336
00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:47,694
( giggling )
337
00:14:47,729 --> 00:14:51,897
Whoo, I feel so light .
338
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,899
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
339
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,602
( eating noisily )
340
00:15:02,244 --> 00:15:04,477
HUGH:
Whoo-hoo!
341
00:15:16,157 --> 00:15:18,157
Wow!
342
00:15:18,192 --> 00:15:20,793
Now, that is Hugh time!
343
00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:27,066
CARL:
Everyone
in the world, gone.
344
00:15:27,101 --> 00:15:29,702
It's horrible!
345
00:15:29,738 --> 00:15:30,770
I know.
346
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,938
Oleander owed me 53 cents.
347
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,507
They're not really gone, guys.
348
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:37,076
They've been dumped
into a virtual trash bin.
349
00:15:37,111 --> 00:15:38,278
I knew it!
350
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:39,812
What's a virtual trash bin?
351
00:15:39,847 --> 00:15:42,782
It's a trash file for deleted
items, like on any computer.
352
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,083
Oh.
353
00:15:44,118 --> 00:15:46,152
JIMMY:
When the nanobots
delete someone,
354
00:15:46,187 --> 00:15:48,220
they're converting them
into electrons.
355
00:15:48,256 --> 00:15:49,289
I see. Go on.
356
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:50,790
The electrons get downloaded
357
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:51,691
onto the hard drive,
358
00:15:51,726 --> 00:15:54,160
which stores them
in the trash file.
359
00:15:54,195 --> 00:15:55,295
And...
360
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,629
But if the trash bin g,
361
00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:58,731
the nanobots
will have to dump it,
362
00:15:58,767 --> 00:16:01,967
and if that happens, everyone's
atoms will be gone forever.
363
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,936
( snoring )
364
00:16:05,139 --> 00:16:07,139
NANOBOT TWO:
Adieu, adieu, adieu
365
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:09,008
to you and you and you.
366
00:16:09,043 --> 00:16:10,843
NANOBOT ONE:
On to Belgium.
367
00:16:10,878 --> 00:16:12,011
( tires squealing )
368
00:16:12,046 --> 00:16:14,747
Must... enjoy... Hugh time!
369
00:16:15,717 --> 00:16:18,618
( tires squealing,
engine racing )
370
00:16:18,653 --> 00:16:20,920
( crash; water rushing )
371
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:26,192
Well, that's it.
372
00:16:26,227 --> 00:16:28,761
I've done just about everything
I can think of.
373
00:16:28,797 --> 00:16:31,163
I still miss my family.
374
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,766
Oh... who am I kidding?
375
00:16:33,802 --> 00:16:38,003
What good's personal time if
there's no one to share it with?
376
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:43,275
Without Judy and Jimbo, there's
no reason for me to live.
377
00:16:43,311 --> 00:16:45,878
No reason at all!
378
00:16:45,913 --> 00:16:47,947
( screams echoing )
379
00:16:47,982 --> 00:16:49,349
( sobbing )
380
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:50,650
( stops abruptly )
381
00:16:50,685 --> 00:16:52,752
Aunt Mo's Pies?
382
00:16:52,787 --> 00:16:55,588
No... no, they could never
replace the ones I love.
383
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:58,958
But, hey, look at all the pie!
384
00:16:58,993 --> 00:17:00,760
Yes!
385
00:17:00,795 --> 00:17:02,395
I will do it.
386
00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:08,334
I... will... live!
387
00:17:12,206 --> 00:17:13,573
If I can't
capture them
388
00:17:13,608 --> 00:17:16,576
in this magnetic field,
we're done for.
389
00:17:16,611 --> 00:17:19,078
Carl, any sign
of the nanobots
on the monitor?
390
00:17:19,113 --> 00:17:20,646
No, uh-uh, Jim.
391
00:17:20,682 --> 00:17:22,982
( whispering ):
Sheen, we need
that monitor
392
00:17:23,017 --> 00:17:24,250
to watch
for the nanobots.
393
00:17:24,285 --> 00:17:25,651
Okay, okay.
394
00:17:25,687 --> 00:17:27,987
Just let me destroy
this star cruiser.
395
00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:33,025
( banging at door )
396
00:17:35,797 --> 00:17:36,929
Who is it?
397
00:17:36,964 --> 00:17:38,698
NANOBOT ONE:
Uh... telegram.
398
00:17:38,733 --> 00:17:41,267
Yeah, like I'd really
fall for that old trick.
399
00:17:41,302 --> 00:17:42,802
NANOBOT TWO:
Llama-gram?
400
00:17:42,837 --> 00:17:43,836
Llama-gram!
401
00:17:43,872 --> 00:17:44,871
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
402
00:17:44,906 --> 00:17:45,971
Okay.
403
00:17:47,241 --> 00:17:48,608
Jimmy, Jimmy!
404
00:17:48,643 --> 00:17:51,544
I just beat
my high score
on "Alienator."
405
00:17:51,579 --> 00:17:53,780
Oh, and the nanobots
are here.
406
00:17:56,651 --> 00:17:57,884
Leaping leptons!
407
00:18:02,590 --> 00:18:04,724
Quick, Goddard, fly-cy.
408
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,063
( beam zapping, crackling )
409
00:18:34,756 --> 00:18:37,156
NANOBOT TWO:
Stop, we wish to please you!
410
00:18:37,191 --> 00:18:39,692
NANOBOT ONE:
That is why we must delete you.
411
00:18:41,028 --> 00:18:44,396
November, December, the next
year, the next year after that--
412
00:18:44,432 --> 00:18:47,366
an endless supply of pie!
413
00:18:48,269 --> 00:18:49,969
Mmm... boysenberry--
414
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:54,774
the most delicious part of
my postapocalyptic nightmare.
415
00:18:54,809 --> 00:18:56,476
( eating noisily )
416
00:18:58,379 --> 00:18:59,345
Hey, it's Dad.
417
00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:01,547
He hasn't been
deleted yet.
418
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:02,682
Endless pie.
419
00:19:03,618 --> 00:19:05,451
( dreamily ):
Endless pie.
420
00:19:07,121 --> 00:19:08,888
Whoa...!
421
00:19:13,294 --> 00:19:14,360
NANOBOT ONE:
Creator,
422
00:19:14,395 --> 00:19:15,761
prepare to be deleted.
423
00:19:15,797 --> 00:19:16,428
And pleased.
424
00:19:16,464 --> 00:19:17,797
( alarm chirping )
425
00:19:17,832 --> 00:19:21,200
NANOBOT TWO:
The computer's
trash bin is full.
426
00:19:21,235 --> 00:19:23,302
Ooh, we have been
deleting a lot lately.
427
00:19:23,337 --> 00:19:24,770
Prepare to empty
trash bin.
428
00:19:24,806 --> 00:19:27,339
I can't let them dump
everyone's electrons.
429
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,842
Think... think...
430
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,247
HUGH:
Endless pie...
431
00:19:35,282 --> 00:19:36,749
Endless pie...
432
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:37,817
Brain blast!
433
00:19:37,852 --> 00:19:39,585
Nanobots, wait!
434
00:19:40,989 --> 00:19:42,354
Nice job, guys.
435
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,856
Excellent work.
436
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,290
I'm ready to be deleted.
437
00:19:45,326 --> 00:19:47,960
But before you do,
I have one last request.
438
00:19:47,996 --> 00:19:50,262
Of course, great Creator.
439
00:19:50,297 --> 00:19:51,296
We exist to serve.
440
00:19:51,332 --> 00:19:52,698
We live to please.
441
00:19:53,668 --> 00:19:54,800
Kiss-up.
442
00:19:54,836 --> 00:19:56,702
State your request,
mighty Creator.
443
00:19:56,738 --> 00:20:00,139
Can you guys check my homework
one last time?
444
00:20:00,174 --> 00:20:02,008
I think I've got
this poem nailed.
445
00:20:02,043 --> 00:20:03,442
Just let me make a few.
446
00:20:03,477 --> 00:20:06,478
Here, here and there.
447
00:20:06,514 --> 00:20:08,748
NANOBOT ONE:
"Cindy sings
the body electric,
448
00:20:08,783 --> 00:20:11,017
but she's still
not as smart as me."
449
00:20:11,052 --> 00:20:13,953
NANOBOT TWO:
"She can't even
compute the value of pi,
450
00:20:13,988 --> 00:20:15,655
which I know equals three."
451
00:20:15,690 --> 00:20:16,656
Aha!
452
00:20:16,691 --> 00:20:17,489
Error.
453
00:20:17,525 --> 00:20:19,025
Pi is not equal to three.
454
00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:20,092
Computing.
455
00:20:20,127 --> 00:20:23,462
The correct value of pi
is 3.14.
456
00:20:23,497 --> 00:20:27,733
"1-5-9-2-6-5-3-8-9..."
457
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:28,968
Overload! Overload!
458
00:20:29,003 --> 00:20:30,335
Infinite decimal sequence.
459
00:20:30,371 --> 00:20:31,904
"2-3-8-4-6-3..."
460
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,839
( both frantically
reading value of pi )
461
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:36,776
( nanobots continue
reading value of pi )
462
00:20:36,811 --> 00:20:41,413
( nanobots seizing up,
voices dragging on "five" )
463
00:20:42,316 --> 00:20:43,916
( thunderous explosion )
464
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,363
My pie!
465
00:20:58,399 --> 00:21:00,600
Oh, it's not fair!
466
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,101
I had time!
467
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:04,236
I finally had all the time
in the world!
468
00:21:04,271 --> 00:21:05,270
Gee!
469
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:06,338
Sweetie.
470
00:21:06,373 --> 00:21:08,074
Honey bunny.
471
00:21:08,109 --> 00:21:09,809
Jim-jammy.
472
00:21:09,844 --> 00:21:10,843
You're back!
473
00:21:10,878 --> 00:21:13,445
I'm not the last man
on earth anymore.
474
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:15,347
James Isaac Neutron,
475
00:21:15,382 --> 00:21:17,282
what's been going on
around here?
476
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:18,985
Uh... nothing.
477
00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:21,353
So, Dad, how was your Hugh time?
478
00:21:21,388 --> 00:21:23,589
I... It was good, son,
479
00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:26,892
but nowhere near
as good as "us" time.
480
00:21:26,928 --> 00:21:28,293
Aw...
481
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,195
Why can't we
get along like that?
482
00:21:30,231 --> 00:21:31,998
Are you afraid to love?
483
00:21:32,033 --> 00:21:33,132
Oh, look.
484
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:35,200
I found an error
with your head unit.
485
00:21:35,236 --> 00:21:36,602
Correcting!
486
00:21:37,772 --> 00:21:38,804
No fair--
487
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,172
you've got arms.
488
00:21:40,207 --> 00:21:42,041
NANOBOT ONE:
Why do I listen
to you?
489
00:21:42,076 --> 00:21:43,342
Ow! You know
I bruise easily.
490
00:21:43,377 --> 00:21:44,510
Chips for brains.
491
00:21:44,545 --> 00:21:45,778
I'm telling
Motherboard.
492
00:21:45,813 --> 00:21:47,312
Ha-ha! Missed me.
493
00:21:48,716 --> 00:21:52,251
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00:21:52,286 --> 00:21:54,954
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00:21:54,989 --> 00:21:58,958
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