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a day when hidden, untamed
desires bewitch our hearts.

2
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Plus you get free candy!

3
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(<i> chewing noisily</i> )

4
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I'm sending one card to each
member of Guys2Boys

5
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to boost my odds.

6
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How are your cards coming?

7
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Almost done.

8
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I just need my mom's lawyer
to look them over

9
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so I'm not obligated
to pursue a relationship.

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"Dear Fudgie Pops, I love you
very, very, very, very, very...

11
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very, very, very, very...

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(<i> growls</i> )

13
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This is dumb.

14
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The only female I've ever been
attracted to is Madame Curie,

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the mother of modern radiology--

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in a purely platonic way,
of course.

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Place
the heart center...

18
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Over more!

19
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Now, okay,
add more macaroni

20
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to symbolize
your devotion to me.

21
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But, Honey Dumpling,
the paste is making me woozy.

22
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So, you don't love me.

23
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Oh...

24
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More macaroni!

25
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Okay.

26
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Yuck!

27
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How could a regular
guy like Oleander

28
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sink so low?

29
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Oh, Jimmy, it's only
a matter of time

30
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before your young heart

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is impaled
by the pointy darts of love.

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Oo... coconut haystack?

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"A matter of time," huh?

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Not if I can help it.

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CARL (<i> over intercom:</i>
Hey, Jimmy...

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we got here
as soon as you called.

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Let us in.

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(<i> beeps</i> )

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(<i> screaming</i> )

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JIMMY:
Gentlemen,

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you are about
to witness the completion

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of my most
dangerous experiment yet.

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More powerful
than the atom bomb,

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more lethal than
an orbiting space laser.

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I give you...
Pheromone Number 976/J.

46
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It's horrifying!

47
00:02:04,335 --> 00:02:05,834
What's a pheromone?

48
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It's the chemical hormone
that makes boys like girls.

49
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One whiff of this stuff
will make a guy fall in love

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with the first girl he sees.

51
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You madman!

52
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What have you done?!

53
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It's got
to be destroyed!

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JIMMY:
Sheen, no!

55
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I'm going
to use the pheromone

56
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to develop
an anti-love vaccine.

57
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But, Jimmy, girls aren't so bad.

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I mean, they have good
communication skills

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and they almost never
beat you up after school.

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JIMMY:
Carl, do you want
to end up

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like Oleander?

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You mean, defeated, numb,
stripped of his own free will?

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(<i> shuddering</i> )

64
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Well, the same thing
is going to happen to us

65
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unless I can develop
an immunity serum first.

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I'll keep
the pheromone inside

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this vacuum-sealed
containment area

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until the vaccine
is fully developed.

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Any questions?

70
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Can I check my e-mail?

71
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I want to make sure

72
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my cheese-of-the-month
is on its way.

73
00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,760
Sure, Carl,
the computer's over there.

74
00:03:05,796 --> 00:03:08,597
Hey, Sheen, help me lock down
this sprocket inverter.

75
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This month's cheese
is gouda-feta.

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Huh.

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Eenie, meenie, minie, moe.

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(<i> grunting</i> )

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(<i> smashes</i> )

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Hey, Jimmy,
your computer's acting funny.

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(<i> grunting</i> )

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Just a second, Carl.

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(<i> computer beeping</i> )

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(<i> alarm buzzing</i> )

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CARL:
Must be this one.

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(<i> groans</i> )

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It's no use, Sheen.

88
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We'll have to get a flange
spanner up at the house.

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Be right back, Carl.

90
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Sure thing, Jim.

91
00:04:06,523 --> 00:04:07,723
Look, Libby,

92
00:04:07,758 --> 00:04:10,024
it's Lose and Loser.

93
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(<i> laughing</i> )

94
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Oh, yeah, Vortex?

95
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Well, for your information...

96
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(<i> blathering</i> )

97
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Good comeback,
Count Dorkula.

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(<i> laughing</i> )

99
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Jimmy!
don't let her

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talk to you like
that, she's...

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she's like some beautiful
queen of the galaxy,

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strong, yet yielding.

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(<i> blathering</i> )

104
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I got to go.

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It's been
a real stimulating
conversation-- not!

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(<i> laughing</i> )

107
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Wait, my queen!

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Your loyal subject
bids you command him!

109
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(<i> squeals disdainfully</i> )

110
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What's your
problem, Freakboy?

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(<i> giggles</i> )

112
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I'm out of here,
King Cranium.

113
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"King Cranium," 'cause
his head's so big--

114
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that's rich.

115
00:05:05,849 --> 00:05:07,649
Me see you soon day!

116
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"Me see you soon day"?

117
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What a stupid thing to say.

118
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Wait, why do I care
what Cindy thinks?

119
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And why did I become lost
in her limpid green eyes?

120
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I've been in the lab too long.

121
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Um, excuse me,
Mrs. Neutron?

122
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Yes, Carl?

123
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Have you seen Jimmy and...

124
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Oh, Mrs. Neutron...

125
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you smell
like pine cones.

126
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Sugarbooger, how's
my little bundle of fun?

127
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We'll speak
of this later.

128
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What's wrong with me?

129
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I've got to get Cindy
out of my mind.

130
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Maybe if I just concentrate.

131
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Think of prime numbers.

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(<i> screams</i> )

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(<i> horns blaring</i> )

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Oh, no, I've got
to face the truth.

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I've fallen in love wi.

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(<i> squeaking and snorting</i> )

137
00:07:03,366 --> 00:07:05,033
What are you doing?

138
00:07:05,068 --> 00:07:07,536
I'm proving my love
by performing

139
00:07:07,571 --> 00:07:09,638
the Arcturian Dance of Wooing

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00:07:09,673 --> 00:07:13,107
from Episode 921, "The Courtship
of Ultralord's Father."

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00:07:13,143 --> 00:07:14,643
LIBBY:
Well, cut it out!

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I don't want the
neighbors to see you.

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My queen is chagrined?

144
00:07:18,882 --> 00:07:20,281
I'm not your queen!

145
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Now get off my lawn.

146
00:07:22,252 --> 00:07:25,153
But shining one, I bear gifts.

147
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What is that?!

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00:07:27,324 --> 00:07:28,523
His name
is Meltyface.

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He was my very first
action figure.

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I retired him after a horrible
steam iron accident,

151
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but he's still my favorite.

152
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And you're giving him to me?

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Wow, that's really... nice.

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Libby, uh, would you
do me the honor

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of going out with me tomorrow
night on Valentine's Day?

156
00:07:46,109 --> 00:07:48,409
Actually,
I have to go do...

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(<i> gasps</i> )

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Sure, why not?

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It might be fun.

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Yes!

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00:07:55,285 --> 00:07:57,519
(<i> squeaking and snorting</i> )

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Okay, you've got
to stop doing that.

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00:08:02,225 --> 00:08:05,727
(<i> pinging</i> )

164
00:08:06,964 --> 00:08:08,162
(<i> smashes</i> )

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00:08:10,166 --> 00:08:11,766
♪ Oh... Judy ♪

166
00:08:11,802 --> 00:08:18,172
♪ Well, you came and you
baked me some cookies... ♪

167
00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:20,375
What we have
is beautiful

168
00:08:20,410 --> 00:08:23,044
and you can't
destroy it!

169
00:08:23,079 --> 00:08:24,412
All righty, then.

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00:08:24,447 --> 00:08:26,781
(<i> tinkling</i> )

171
00:08:34,691 --> 00:08:40,929
Found her... my adorable little
angel is at the Candy Bar.

172
00:08:40,964 --> 00:08:42,163
(<i> sighs</i> )

173
00:08:45,435 --> 00:08:46,868
And then, when
I got inside,

174
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I discovered
that Meltyface needed
a really good washing.

175
00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,473
Ooo, Libby,
what are thinking?!

176
00:08:52,509 --> 00:08:54,475
Sheen's almost
as bad as Neutron.

177
00:08:54,511 --> 00:08:56,678
But he's cute...

178
00:08:56,713 --> 00:08:59,480
in a clueless,
hyperactive
kind of way.

179
00:08:59,516 --> 00:09:01,449
Lib, you can do
<i>so</i> much better.

180
00:09:01,484 --> 00:09:03,618
A girl should never settle
for anything less

181
00:09:03,654 --> 00:09:05,086
than the perfect
Valentine.

182
00:09:05,121 --> 00:09:07,055
Oh, yeah?

183
00:09:07,090 --> 00:09:09,558
Well, what's your idea
of the perfect Valentine?

184
00:09:09,593 --> 00:09:12,493
Well, if you really
want to know?

185
00:09:12,529 --> 00:09:14,596
(<i> music begins playing</i> )

186
00:09:14,631 --> 00:09:16,965
♪ He'll comply
with my every demand ♪

187
00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,634
♪ My Valentine will know
who's in command ♪

188
00:09:19,670 --> 00:09:21,603
♪<i> Will he be good in s</i>♪

189
00:09:21,638 --> 00:09:23,738
♪ He'll do my homework
every night ♪

190
00:09:23,774 --> 00:09:25,540
♪<i> What if he's a fool?</i> ♪

191
00:09:25,576 --> 00:09:27,876
♪ He'd better get
the answers right ♪

192
00:09:27,911 --> 00:09:31,112
♪ He'll honor and obey,
he'll do just what I say ♪

193
00:09:31,147 --> 00:09:32,313
♪ My Valentine. ♪

194
00:09:32,348 --> 00:09:34,348
♪<i> My Valentine.</i> ♪

195
00:09:34,384 --> 00:09:36,551
♪<i> He'll hold you in hi</i>♪

196
00:09:36,587 --> 00:09:38,453
♪ I'll show him moves
he's never seen... ♪

197
00:09:38,488 --> 00:09:40,055
♪<i> He'll woo you with</i>
<i>his charms...</i> ♪

198
00:09:40,090 --> 00:09:41,890
♪ He'll know
his Cindy is supreme! ♪

199
00:09:41,925 --> 00:09:45,727
♪<i> He'll honor and obey,</i>
<i>he'll do just what you say</i> ♪

200
00:09:45,762 --> 00:09:46,962
♪<i> Your Valentine.</i> ♪

201
00:09:46,997 --> 00:09:48,463
♪ My Valentine. ♪

202
00:09:48,498 --> 00:09:50,398
♪<i> Whoa, whoa, wha-oo...</i> ♪

203
00:09:50,433 --> 00:09:53,534
♪ Scold him
and keep him down ♪

204
00:09:53,570 --> 00:09:57,706
♪ And slap him
just for talking back ♪

205
00:09:57,741 --> 00:10:00,775
♪ One wrong move,
and he's out the door ♪

206
00:10:00,811 --> 00:10:03,177
♪<i> And that's a simple</i>♪

207
00:10:03,213 --> 00:10:04,445
♪ ♪ ♪

208
00:10:04,481 --> 00:10:06,047
♪<i> Will you belong to him?</i> ♪

209
00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:08,116
♪ Yeah, right,
that's in your dreams ♪

210
00:10:08,151 --> 00:10:11,152
♪ He'll clean my house until it
glimmers and it gleams ♪

211
00:10:11,187 --> 00:10:15,289
♪ He'll honor and obey,
he'll do just what I say ♪

212
00:10:15,325 --> 00:10:16,257
♪ My Valentine... ♪

213
00:10:16,292 --> 00:10:20,128
♪<i> My Valentine.</i> ♪

214
00:10:20,163 --> 00:10:21,796
(<i> music ends</i> )

215
00:10:22,499 --> 00:10:25,566
That's why I won't settle.

216
00:10:25,602 --> 00:10:28,603
I know that someday that
special, magical someone

217
00:10:28,639 --> 00:10:31,039
will appear
when I least expect it.

218
00:10:31,074 --> 00:10:32,607
(<i> crash</i> )

219
00:10:33,243 --> 00:10:34,275
(<i> scream</i> )

220
00:10:37,380 --> 00:10:39,213
(<i> panting</i> )

221
00:10:39,249 --> 00:10:41,149
I can't talk,
I can't think.

222
00:10:41,184 --> 00:10:43,351
Everywhere I go,
you're there.

223
00:10:43,386 --> 00:10:44,719
What kind of sick joke
is this?

224
00:10:44,755 --> 00:10:47,255
Oh, you're going make me say it,
aren't you?

225
00:10:47,290 --> 00:10:49,090
All right, then, I'll say it.

226
00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:53,028
I love you,
Cindy Vortex!

227
00:10:53,063 --> 00:10:56,397
(<i> "Vortex" echoing</i> )

228
00:10:56,432 --> 00:10:58,299
(<i> gasps</i> )

229
00:10:58,334 --> 00:11:00,035
(<i> both gasp</i> )

230
00:11:00,070 --> 00:11:01,169
(<i> all gasp</i> )

231
00:11:01,204 --> 00:11:02,236
(<i> all laughing</i> )

232
00:11:02,272 --> 00:11:04,605
(<i> laughing dies down</i> )

233
00:11:06,509 --> 00:11:07,876
(<i> laughing resumes</i> )

234
00:11:10,681 --> 00:11:14,248
Mmm, pecan ripple,
your favorite.

235
00:11:14,284 --> 00:11:15,550
You messy
little hooligan!

236
00:11:15,585 --> 00:11:17,686
I just cleaned that floor
eight months ago!

237
00:11:17,721 --> 00:11:19,020
You're out of here!

238
00:11:19,056 --> 00:11:20,088
Yeah, yeah.

239
00:11:23,326 --> 00:11:24,893
(<i> ice cream splats</i> )

240
00:11:25,929 --> 00:11:27,162
I don't get it.

241
00:11:27,197 --> 00:11:30,498
Why would Neutron purposely
embarrass himself like that?

242
00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:32,333
Have you considered
the possibility

243
00:11:32,368 --> 00:11:34,268
that he actually
does like you?

244
00:11:34,304 --> 00:11:36,171
Oh... it can't be!

245
00:11:36,206 --> 00:11:39,373
But it's the only explanation.

246
00:11:39,409 --> 00:11:42,110
CINDY:
Hey, Dweebtron!

247
00:11:42,145 --> 00:11:43,411
So you like me, huh?

248
00:11:43,446 --> 00:11:45,780
Well, what are you prepared
to do about it?

249
00:11:45,816 --> 00:11:48,149
Uh... want to come over
to the lab tomorrow?

250
00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:49,250
Watch a movie?

251
00:11:50,353 --> 00:11:51,920
How's 2:00?

252
00:11:51,955 --> 00:11:54,789
Hmm... I'll give you
one chance, Neutron.

253
00:11:54,825 --> 00:11:56,357
But if this is a trick,

254
00:11:56,392 --> 00:11:58,526
you'll have to go
back in time

255
00:11:58,561 --> 00:12:01,096
to make sure you
were never born.

256
00:12:01,131 --> 00:12:02,396
I did it!

257
00:12:02,432 --> 00:12:03,431
She likes me!

258
00:12:03,466 --> 00:12:05,600
She's going to go out with me!

259
00:12:05,635 --> 00:12:07,769
I made a date with Cindy!

260
00:12:09,039 --> 00:12:14,675
No!

261
00:12:18,381 --> 00:12:19,914
This is it, this is the day.

262
00:12:19,950 --> 00:12:22,350
I've got to get ready
for my date with Cindy.

263
00:12:22,385 --> 00:12:23,551
Oh, no!

264
00:12:23,586 --> 00:12:26,721
Look at this mess!

265
00:12:26,757 --> 00:12:28,757
Switch to vacuum mode.

266
00:12:31,427 --> 00:12:32,526
Hmm. Not bad.

267
00:12:32,562 --> 00:12:34,662
But these clothes
have got to go.

268
00:12:34,697 --> 00:12:37,732
VOX, wardrobe change
RP-829.

269
00:12:37,768 --> 00:12:39,167
(<i> electronic chirping</i> )

270
00:12:40,703 --> 00:12:43,838
(<i> dispenser hissing</i> )

271
00:12:50,613 --> 00:12:52,247
(<i> pipe burbling</i> )

272
00:12:55,351 --> 00:12:59,720
Access holographic room imaging,
filename: "Hef".

273
00:12:59,756 --> 00:13:01,790
(<i> mellow music playing</i> )

274
00:13:01,825 --> 00:13:04,225
Let the dating begin.

275
00:13:05,862 --> 00:13:08,096
So where exactly
are we going?

276
00:13:08,131 --> 00:13:12,333
You'll see soon enough,
Oh Bringer of Pain
and Delight.

277
00:13:12,368 --> 00:13:14,936
(<i> car horn beeping</i> )

278
00:13:14,971 --> 00:13:16,437
Sheen, could you
cut that out?

279
00:13:16,472 --> 00:13:18,472
The whole goddess thing
is flattering,

280
00:13:18,508 --> 00:13:20,041
but it gets old
very quickly.

281
00:13:20,076 --> 00:13:21,075
Really?

282
00:13:21,111 --> 00:13:23,544
Then we're going
to have a slight problem.

283
00:13:23,579 --> 00:13:24,478
How come?

284
00:13:24,514 --> 00:13:25,746
Because
I have erected

285
00:13:25,782 --> 00:13:28,416
a glorious shrine
to your divine essence!

286
00:13:28,451 --> 00:13:29,684
What the... ?

287
00:13:29,719 --> 00:13:32,120
I used every action figure
I possess to build it.

288
00:13:32,155 --> 00:13:34,722
I was going to go for
an Art Deco feel,

289
00:13:34,757 --> 00:13:37,192
but then I said,
"No! Action figures!"

290
00:13:37,227 --> 00:13:39,560
Sheen, this is so weird.

291
00:13:39,595 --> 00:13:43,298
But sweet--
in a geeky kind of way.

292
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:47,001
Libby, will you be my valentine?

293
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:55,376
Well... sure, Sheen-- of course
I'll be your valentine.

294
00:14:01,117 --> 00:14:03,551
JUDY:
Oh, Hugh,
what a perfect way

295
00:14:03,586 --> 00:14:05,220
to spend
Valentine's Day.

296
00:14:05,255 --> 00:14:08,723
And there's no one else
I'd rather spend it with,
Puddin' Pants.

297
00:14:08,758 --> 00:14:09,790
Here comes Mr. Walking...

298
00:14:09,826 --> 00:14:11,792
(<i> giggling</i> ):
Oh, Hugh.

299
00:14:11,828 --> 00:14:14,863
Walking, walking,
walking, walking...

300
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,266
HUGH:
Monkey!

301
00:14:18,301 --> 00:14:19,400
(<i> both shout</i> )

302
00:14:19,435 --> 00:14:21,569
CARL:
I'm so sorry.

303
00:14:21,604 --> 00:14:25,073
(<i> in poor Italian accent</i> ):
My monkey, he's no bother
you, see?

304
00:14:25,108 --> 00:14:25,940
Well, I'll be!

305
00:14:25,976 --> 00:14:28,009
An honest-to-gosh
organ grinder.

306
00:14:28,044 --> 00:14:30,845
Oh, look at the adorable,
unlicensed little monkey.

307
00:14:30,881 --> 00:14:32,747
Oh, you cute
little monkey.

308
00:14:32,782 --> 00:14:34,249
(<i> monkey jabbering</i> )

309
00:14:34,284 --> 00:14:35,716
Ow! Get him off me!

310
00:14:35,752 --> 00:14:37,718
Hugh, honey, be careful!

311
00:14:37,754 --> 00:14:40,488
It's okay, honey, I think
he just wants to wrestle.

312
00:14:40,523 --> 00:14:41,689
Ow!

313
00:14:41,724 --> 00:14:42,523
Oh, that's a fun...

314
00:14:42,558 --> 00:14:43,691
Ow!

315
00:14:43,726 --> 00:14:44,792
(<i> screaming</i> )

316
00:14:44,827 --> 00:14:45,659
Ooh, that tickles.

317
00:14:45,695 --> 00:14:47,195
(<i> screaming</i> )

318
00:14:47,230 --> 00:14:51,766
There can be no masks
between us, Judy.

319
00:14:51,801 --> 00:14:53,801
JUDY:
Carl?

320
00:14:53,836 --> 00:14:56,104
Alone at last.

321
00:14:59,409 --> 00:15:02,143
I must be out of my mind.

322
00:15:02,178 --> 00:15:03,912
(<i> screaming</i> )

323
00:15:06,716 --> 00:15:07,916
(<i> grunts</i> )

324
00:15:07,951 --> 00:15:10,084
(<i> mellow music playing</i> )

325
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:13,454
Wow, Neutron,
you clean up good.

326
00:15:13,489 --> 00:15:15,689
Oh, well... thanks, um...

327
00:15:15,725 --> 00:15:16,690
Purple Flurp?

328
00:15:16,726 --> 00:15:18,026
Yeah, thanks.

329
00:15:18,061 --> 00:15:20,428
Listen, Neutron,
about this afternoon...

330
00:15:20,463 --> 00:15:22,063
I know, I know--
I'm pretty dumb.

331
00:15:22,098 --> 00:15:24,332
I mean, technically,
I'm a genius...

332
00:15:24,367 --> 00:15:25,466
What I mean is...

333
00:15:25,501 --> 00:15:27,501
Oh, this isn't
coming out right.

334
00:15:27,537 --> 00:15:29,737
Uh, Neutron, are you nervous?

335
00:15:29,772 --> 00:15:31,105
Nervous? Me?

336
00:15:31,141 --> 00:15:32,206
Ridiculous!

337
00:15:32,242 --> 00:15:33,841
Well, down the hatch.

338
00:15:33,876 --> 00:15:35,076
(<i> fluid splashing</i> )

339
00:15:37,213 --> 00:15:38,413
(<i> hologram zaps</i> )

340
00:15:38,448 --> 00:15:39,780
Look, Neutron,

341
00:15:39,816 --> 00:15:42,050
I'm just as weirded out
by this as you are,

342
00:15:42,085 --> 00:15:43,617
but<i> you</i> said you loved me.

343
00:15:43,653 --> 00:15:45,053
What's up with that?

344
00:15:45,088 --> 00:15:48,156
I wish I knew-- I've never
felt this way before.

345
00:15:48,191 --> 00:15:51,993
I'm cold, clammy and confused,
but the strange thing is...

346
00:15:52,028 --> 00:15:54,429
I think I actually like it.

347
00:15:56,399 --> 00:15:59,867
I think that this is my favorite
part of Valentine's Day.

348
00:15:59,902 --> 00:16:02,470
(<i> gong crashes</i> )

349
00:16:02,505 --> 00:16:04,272
What are you doing?!

350
00:16:04,307 --> 00:16:05,406
Well, as my valentine,

351
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:08,409
you must now defeat
your rivals in pitched combat.

352
00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:09,710
My rivals?

353
00:16:09,745 --> 00:16:10,811
Of course.

354
00:16:10,847 --> 00:16:13,414
Only then can we ascend
the sacred altar

355
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:15,216
and take our solemn vows.

356
00:16:15,251 --> 00:16:15,984
Vows?!

357
00:16:16,019 --> 00:16:17,418
No... now, wait a minute.

358
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,253
(<i> shouts alien language</i> )

359
00:16:19,289 --> 00:16:21,155
(<i> shouts challenge</i> )

360
00:16:21,191 --> 00:16:22,923
(<i> shrieks</i> )

361
00:16:22,959 --> 00:16:26,160
Okay, you don't seem to have
any rivals.

362
00:16:26,196 --> 00:16:28,196
So I'll be
your sparring partner!

363
00:16:28,231 --> 00:16:31,265
Try to overcome me
with the deadly Ton-Thar.

364
00:16:31,301 --> 00:16:35,136
Are you having
some kind of, um, episode?

365
00:16:35,171 --> 00:16:37,571
(<i> shouts in alien language</i> )

366
00:16:37,607 --> 00:16:38,839
(<i> grunting</i> )

367
00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:40,674
(<i> shouting</i> )

368
00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:42,210
(<i> grunts</i> )

369
00:16:42,245 --> 00:16:44,612
(<i> strangled</i> ):
Not bad for a beginner.

370
00:16:44,647 --> 00:16:46,680
Listen, I'm sorry,

371
00:16:46,716 --> 00:16:48,449
but this just isn't
going to work.

372
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:49,683
(<i> blowing</i> )

373
00:16:49,719 --> 00:16:51,085
Do I offend?

374
00:16:51,121 --> 00:16:54,489
It just feels like
all this is happening too fast.

375
00:16:54,524 --> 00:16:56,157
Maybe what you and I need

376
00:16:56,192 --> 00:16:58,926
is more time to work
on our "friendship."

377
00:16:58,961 --> 00:17:00,961
But what about
our battle skills?

378
00:17:00,997 --> 00:17:03,097
Sheen, look, you're nice.

379
00:17:03,133 --> 00:17:06,834
But can we please take things
down just a notch?

380
00:17:06,869 --> 00:17:07,735
I could do that.

381
00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:09,003
Thank you.

382
00:17:09,039 --> 00:17:10,238
And thanks for the card.

383
00:17:10,273 --> 00:17:11,272
Welcome.

384
00:17:12,442 --> 00:17:15,276
(<i> speaking gibberish</i> )

385
00:17:15,311 --> 00:17:18,379
This is going to be
a<i> long</i> holiday.

386
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:23,384
Judy, will you be
my valentine?

387
00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:25,453
Oh, Carl, this is so...

388
00:17:25,488 --> 00:17:27,321
(<i> uncertainly</i> ):
sweet.

389
00:17:27,357 --> 00:17:28,523
Thanks.

390
00:17:28,558 --> 00:17:31,625
I sprayed it with
my dad's cologne.

391
00:17:31,661 --> 00:17:34,162
It's called
"Bunion Begone."

392
00:17:34,197 --> 00:17:35,563
(<i> sniffing</i> )

393
00:17:38,134 --> 00:17:41,035
Um, Carl,
Mr. Neutron and I...

394
00:17:42,972 --> 00:17:46,874
See, sometimes people like
to have private time--

395
00:17:46,909 --> 00:17:48,576
just the two of them.

396
00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:50,244
Gotcha.

397
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:53,013
(<i> whispering</i> ):
How do we get rid
of the deadwood?

398
00:17:53,049 --> 00:17:55,183
(<i> monkey jabbering</i> )

399
00:17:55,218 --> 00:17:56,984
Oh, well, you know
what they say.

400
00:17:57,019 --> 00:17:59,187
"It's all fun and games

401
00:17:59,222 --> 00:18:00,854
until a monkey bites you
on the eye."

402
00:18:00,890 --> 00:18:03,057
Oh, honey.

403
00:18:03,093 --> 00:18:05,493
I'll meet you tonight
at the playground.

404
00:18:07,964 --> 00:18:09,330
(<i> jabbering</i> )

405
00:18:09,365 --> 00:18:12,233
I got so caught up
in this hot monkey action,

406
00:18:12,268 --> 00:18:14,602
I... I forgot
to give you this.

407
00:18:14,637 --> 00:18:15,603
Here.

408
00:18:15,638 --> 00:18:16,604
Butterbonnet,

409
00:18:16,639 --> 00:18:18,739
will you be
my valentine?

410
00:18:18,774 --> 00:18:19,873
Oh, Hugh!

411
00:18:19,909 --> 00:18:22,410
Of course I will.

412
00:18:23,946 --> 00:18:25,413
Oh, careful--
not the eye.

413
00:18:25,448 --> 00:18:26,514
Oh, dear.

414
00:18:26,549 --> 00:18:27,582
Mmm...

415
00:18:28,985 --> 00:18:30,784
JIMMY:
I'm not usually

416
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:34,455
very romantic, but, uh...
I made this for you.

417
00:18:34,491 --> 00:18:37,458
(<i> hologram plays</i>
<i>recording of heartbeat</i> )

418
00:18:37,494 --> 00:18:39,059
Uh... thanks?

419
00:18:39,095 --> 00:18:40,894
I have a question
to ask you.

420
00:18:40,930 --> 00:18:42,330
It's a big question.

421
00:18:42,365 --> 00:18:43,797
Spit it out,
Neutron!

422
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:46,367
Okay, here... here it goes.

423
00:18:46,402 --> 00:18:50,204
Cindy, will you be
my... val... my val...

424
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,038
Your "val"?!

425
00:18:51,073 --> 00:18:53,040
My va... my va-va...

426
00:18:53,075 --> 00:18:54,008
Hey.

427
00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:56,444
What's that light doing on?

428
00:19:00,283 --> 00:19:02,983
Look, Neutron, we both know
what you want to say,

429
00:19:03,019 --> 00:19:04,318
so just say it.

430
00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:06,754
Okay, okay, okay!

431
00:19:06,789 --> 00:19:11,125
Cindy... will you be
my valentine?

432
00:19:11,161 --> 00:19:15,163
Neutron, you silver-tongued,
pointy-headed devil.

433
00:19:15,198 --> 00:19:17,498
I thought you'd never ask.

434
00:19:18,968 --> 00:19:20,934
(<i> electronic chirping</i> )

435
00:19:20,970 --> 00:19:23,237
(<i> motors whirring</i> )

436
00:19:25,941 --> 00:19:26,907
The pheromone beaker!

437
00:19:26,942 --> 00:19:28,176
It's broken!

438
00:19:29,245 --> 00:19:30,844
The air vent is wide open!

439
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,347
I must have been exposed
without realizing it.

440
00:19:33,383 --> 00:19:37,418
Neutron, I thought
you wanted to be
my valentine.

441
00:19:37,453 --> 00:19:38,452
I do!

442
00:19:38,488 --> 00:19:39,554
Uh, but not really.

443
00:19:39,589 --> 00:19:40,954
I mean, you're so beautiful,

444
00:19:40,990 --> 00:19:42,557
but you're so gross--
I mean...

445
00:19:42,592 --> 00:19:48,496
Neutron, do you want
to be my valentine
or don't you?!

446
00:19:48,531 --> 00:19:49,564
Hey!

447
00:19:49,599 --> 00:19:50,898
What's going on?

448
00:19:50,933 --> 00:19:52,366
I'm sorry!

449
00:19:52,402 --> 00:19:54,502
I love you,
but I'm supposed to hate you.

450
00:19:54,537 --> 00:19:57,905
Neutron, you are
so dead!

451
00:19:57,940 --> 00:19:59,207
(<i> air whooshing</i> )

452
00:19:59,242 --> 00:20:02,543
Ah... her hair
smells like jasmine.

453
00:20:02,579 --> 00:20:06,146
I've got to snap out of it--
I almost kissed her!

454
00:20:06,182 --> 00:20:08,482
Got to think, think, think.

455
00:20:12,322 --> 00:20:15,590
<i>This month's cheese</i>
<i>is Gouda-feta,</i>

456
00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:18,259
<i>Gouda-feta,</i>
<i>Gouda-feta...</i>

457
00:20:18,294 --> 00:20:19,527
Brain blast!

458
00:20:19,562 --> 00:20:22,563
The love pheromone works
through sense of smell.

459
00:20:22,599 --> 00:20:25,499
By dulling
the nose's olfactory receptors,

460
00:20:25,535 --> 00:20:28,502
I should be able to counteract
its influence.

461
00:20:28,538 --> 00:20:31,639
And I think I know
just the way to do it.

462
00:20:31,674 --> 00:20:34,074
CARL:
<i>Gouda-feta.</i>

463
00:20:36,679 --> 00:20:38,212
SHEEN:
Hey, Jimmy,

464
00:20:38,248 --> 00:20:41,282
thanks for fixing things
before I married Libby.

465
00:20:41,317 --> 00:20:44,118
Yeah, and before
I became your step-dad.

466
00:20:44,153 --> 00:20:46,987
Don't thank me,
thank your "Cheese
of the Month" club.

467
00:20:47,022 --> 00:20:48,021
LIBBY:
Way to stink up

468
00:20:48,057 --> 00:20:50,124
the school, Geektron!

469
00:20:50,159 --> 00:20:52,393
When I think of how close
we came to dating

470
00:20:52,428 --> 00:20:55,062
those cheese-wearing yahoos,
it gives me the creeps.

471
00:20:55,097 --> 00:20:56,196
(<i> inhales deeply</i> )

472
00:20:56,232 --> 00:20:59,032
Ah, the sweet smell of.

473
00:20:59,068 --> 00:21:00,134
Come on, guys.

474
00:21:00,169 --> 00:21:01,502
Let's sit in the sun

475
00:21:01,537 --> 00:21:03,771
so these little beauties
can ripen.

476
00:21:16,619 --> 00:21:20,388
(<i> humming happily</i> )

477
00:21:25,895 --> 00:21:29,630
(<i> continuing humming</i> )

478
00:21:34,537 --> 00:21:38,306
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479
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