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♪ Into the stars,
goin' by Candy Bar's ♪
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♪ Rides a kid with a knack
for invention ♪
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( gasps )
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♪ With a super-powered mind,
a mechanical canine ♪
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( barks )
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♪ He rescues the day
from sure destruction ♪
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Help!
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♪ This is the theme song ♪
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( screams )
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♪ For Jimmy Neutron. ♪
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( mechanical whirring )
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( barking )
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( yells )
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Captioning sponsored
by NICKELODEON
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SHEEN:
Macbeth in Space?
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This is going to be
the greatest school play ever
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because it's in space
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and it's about Macbeth.
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Uh, who's Macbeth?
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I don't know.
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Some guy with
a girl's last name.
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Principal Willoughby wrote
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it was somebody
named Shakespeare.
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Isn't he
the custodian?
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Libby, this could
be my big break.
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A talent scout
might come to the play,
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see me and put me
in my own TV show.
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And I'm going
to marry Smally Big-Big
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and live in his house
in Beverly Hills.
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Uh, that's nice.
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( in odd accent ):
Bolbi be in play.
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Bolbi act good.
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Bolbi to be our not to be...
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Bolbi, sit down!
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What part are you
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going to try out
for, Jim?
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I'm not.
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School plays are just excuses
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for kids to make fools
of themselves.
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Macbeth in Space?
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It sounds silly,
ridiculous, and...
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the most beautiful thing
in the world.
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Hey, Jimmy,
trying out for the play?
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I'm going to try out
for Lady Macbeth.
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See you.
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( gasps )
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Ugh, yuck!
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There's a kissing scene
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between Macbeth
and Lady Macbeth.
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Out of my way.
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I've got to be in this play.
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Falling.
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JIMMY:
To prepare for my audition,
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I've researched Shakespeare,
Scottish kings
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and downloaded
the Keanu Reeves
advanced acting course.
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( imitating Reeves ):
Well... is this a laser sword
I see before me?
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Oh, that was very...
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Oh, that was
stink-o-roony, Jimbo.
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Open up a window.
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Hugh!
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But luckily
I can help you.
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I used to tread the boards
back in the day.
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I'll give you
some good acting tips.
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Now, you might want
to write this down, son.
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When you want
to act mad, do this:
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( growls )
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Now, if you want
to act happy--
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which is different
than mad-- go like this:
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( chuckles )
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Now, if an anvil
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drops on your head,
you'd go, uh...
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( screaming ):
There's an anvil on my head.
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Ow, it hurts!
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And that's pretty much
all there is in acting.
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Hugh, where
are you going?
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I have no idea.
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Okay, here we go
with the auditions, people.
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Let them hear you
in the cheap seats.
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Will all the great
oceans of Mars
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wash this space creature's
mucous clean from my hand?
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Lady Macbeth!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
we have found our Macbeth.
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Principal Willoughby,
that's not fair.
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What about the others?
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But Nick is...
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Oh, all right.
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Next!
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I'll be reading
for Lady Macbeth.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
we've found our Lady Macbeth.
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She hasn't even read yet.
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My great Glamis of the Galaxy,
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let one kiss upon your lips
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speed you to victory.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I've found my Lady Macbeth.
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Uh... sorry.
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( clears throat )
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Louder.
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( clears throat loudly )
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Louder!
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Um... uh...
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Carl Wheezer,
you cannot be in the play
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if we can't hear you.
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You are wasting
our time...
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( histrionically ):
It's not my fault.
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I didn't even want to do this.
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My mom forced me.
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She said it would be good
for my self-esteem.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
our first witch.
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Thank you.
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Louder!
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Since the part
of Lady Macbeth
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is still available,
I'll take it.
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I'll need a big dressing room,
and when you send flowers
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I prefer long-stemmed roses,
thorns removed...
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WILLOUGHBY:
We've found our
second witch.
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( screaming )
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Okay, there's
witch number three.
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Who's the star of this thing?
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It's this Macbeth dude, right?
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I want to be him.
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Over my dead body.
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Sheen, I see you more
as soldier number five.
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What?
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A lousy soldier?
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No way, forget it.
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I'm out of here.
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He gets to carry
a laser spear.
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Laser spear?
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For the love of UltraLord,
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please let me be
soldier number five.
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I'm reading
for the part of Macbeth.
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( haltingly ):
A spaceship, a spaceship,
my kingdom for a spaceship.
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Well, he's
no genius at acting.
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Yeah... thanks, Jimmy.
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Don't quit your day job.
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We will now announce...
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Wait, wait.
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You forget Bolbi.
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I act, I act good.
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( sighs )
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All right, Bolbi,
give it a try.
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Okay.
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( in deep, theatrical voice ):
Life's but a walking shadow,
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a poor player that struts and
frets his hour upon the stage
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and then is heard no more.
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It is a tale told by an idiot
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full of sound and fury,
signifying nothing.
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( crying )
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Yeah, sorry, don't see it.
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So we've got our witches,
Nick is Macbeth,
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Betty is
Lady Macbeth,
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Sheen's
a spear carrier
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and Bolbi is Rangoon,
the space pirate.
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Is role I born to play.
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I'm sorry you didn't
get a part, Jimmy.
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No big deal, I don't care,
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I didn't really want
to be in the play.
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You got to put me
in this play.
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I'll do anything.
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Even... stage crew.
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BOY:
Principal Willoughby?
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What do you think of my flying
machine for the witches?
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Ow!
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( crash )
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Oh... maybe I should
sell tickets instead?
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Jimmy, can you make
outer space appear on stage
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and create fantastic
visual effects
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all on a budget
of $17?
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Do it, Jimmy.
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You could make some
really cool stuff.
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Principal Willoughby,
you found yourself a stage crew.
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This will impress Betty
better than some stupid part.
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I'm going to make the most
amazing special effects
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the world has ever seen.
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Hi, Betty.
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Do you want to see
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my neutronic Storminator?
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It can create rain,
thunder and lightning.
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Sure, Jimmy.
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Time for the
romantic love
scene with Macbeth.
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Oh, I'll see you
later, Jimmy.
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Whee!
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Jimmy, these hover shoes
are totally cool.
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I love being a witch.
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P.W.-- You know
these lines
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"Bubble, bubble,
toil and trouble"?
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I was thinking
we could funk it up
a little, like this:
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I love it-- do it.
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But not right now.
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Principal man, why is
Rangoon space pirate
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not in the act of five?
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Oh, because he falls
off a 150-foot cliff
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into a crater of boiling lava.
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Oh... so sad.
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But happy for Bolbi.
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I acting good.
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( grunts )
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Avast,
ye space pirate.
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You have awakened the fury
of soldier number five.
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Careful, Sheen,
remember it's a real laser.
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You could...
( blast )
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Hey, Jimmy,
can you help me
with my line?
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I'm kind of busy--
I got to set up
the storm cloud.
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( harshly ):
"My lord, Lady Macbeth
approaches."
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( suavely ):
Or "My lord, Lady Macbeth
approaches."
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( in Mexican accent ):
Or "Me lord, Lady Macbeth,
approaches."
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WILLOUGHBY:
All right, love scene.
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Let's do it.
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Kiss me,
my queen of the galaxy.
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Kiss me, my king
of the stars.
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Now, go in for the big kiss.
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Really plant
that sucker.
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( explosion )
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( thunder )
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( sputtering )
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Hey, watch it, Neutron.
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Sorry, Nick, won't happen again.
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( chortles )
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I'm wise
to you, Neutron.
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You did that
on purpose.
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Accidents happen.
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Just don't try anything funny
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when I'm on stage,
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because if anybody messes
the show up, I mess them up.
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My daughter
Cynthia
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is the star
of the show.
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She's Macbeth?
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No, she's a witch.
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So I hear.
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Five minutes till curtain.
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Attention, people-- center.
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My old college roommate at
Vassar, Corky Shumatsu, is here.
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He's scouting girls
with attitude
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to play the lead
in a new TV show, Spunky Girl.
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This is my big break.
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If any of you does anything
wrong tonight,
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I will kill you.
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That's it, Cindy--
now, lock it.
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Okay, everyone, break a leg.
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Uh, do we have to break
our own leg?
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Can I break Carl's leg?
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Saying "break a leg"
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is an old theater tradition.
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It's bad luck
to say "good luck."
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Oh, I get it.
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That makes perfect sense.
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He's whacked.
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Has anybody seen Nick?
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( gasps ):
Nick?
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The star of our show?
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The boy playing
Macbeth-- that Nick?
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Hey, here comes Nick
on his skateboard
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going really fast and
doing some extremely
dangerous tricks
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that could
cause him to...
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( Nick yells )
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( crash )
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Oh, man, I broke my leg.
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All right, that's good luck.
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Way to go, Nick.
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He can't go on.
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We can't do the play.
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No play?
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No kiss?
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No fame?
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This show must go on.
266
00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:17,074
Who'll play Macbeth?
267
00:10:17,109 --> 00:10:18,843
Well, someone would have to have
268
00:10:18,878 --> 00:10:20,711
a photographic memory
269
00:10:20,747 --> 00:10:22,680
and be able
to memorize super fast.
270
00:10:22,715 --> 00:10:24,248
ALL:
Like Jimmy?
271
00:10:24,751 --> 00:10:25,816
Me?
272
00:10:25,852 --> 00:10:26,918
I can't.
273
00:10:26,953 --> 00:10:28,218
I'm not a...
274
00:10:28,254 --> 00:10:29,319
I can't.
275
00:10:29,355 --> 00:10:30,688
Look at me.
276
00:10:30,723 --> 00:10:32,657
Look at me!
277
00:10:32,692 --> 00:10:34,926
James Neutron,
you're going out there
278
00:10:34,961 --> 00:10:37,227
a lowly, dirty,
greasy stagehand,
279
00:10:37,263 --> 00:10:39,630
but you've got
to come back a star.
280
00:10:39,666 --> 00:10:40,831
( gulps )
281
00:10:40,867 --> 00:10:42,433
But, but, but...
282
00:10:42,468 --> 00:10:44,101
You can do it, Jimmy.
283
00:10:45,204 --> 00:10:47,738
Ladies and gentlemen...
284
00:10:47,774 --> 00:10:50,608
you've found your new Macbeth.
285
00:10:53,947 --> 00:10:56,614
One minute till show time.
286
00:10:59,118 --> 00:11:00,751
Memorize, memorize.
287
00:11:00,787 --> 00:11:01,752
Got it.
288
00:11:01,788 --> 00:11:03,153
I hope.
289
00:11:03,189 --> 00:11:05,489
Jimmy, you're going to
be a fabulous Macbeth.
290
00:11:05,524 --> 00:11:06,457
Now show Sheen
291
00:11:06,492 --> 00:11:08,659
how to operate
the special effects.
292
00:11:12,298 --> 00:11:14,065
Okay, Sheen,
all you have to do
293
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,099
is press the buttons...
294
00:11:15,134 --> 00:11:15,967
Got it.
295
00:11:16,002 --> 00:11:16,968
I'm not done.
296
00:11:17,003 --> 00:11:18,035
Press the buttons...
297
00:11:18,071 --> 00:11:18,869
Got it.
298
00:11:18,905 --> 00:11:20,170
I'm not done!
299
00:11:20,206 --> 00:11:22,707
Press the buttons
one at a time
300
00:11:22,742 --> 00:11:23,774
when they
light up.
301
00:11:23,810 --> 00:11:24,775
I'm done.
302
00:11:24,811 --> 00:11:25,943
Got it!
303
00:11:25,979 --> 00:11:27,845
See you on stage, Jimmy.
304
00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,947
I mean, Macbeth.
305
00:11:30,717 --> 00:11:31,816
Hey, Jimmy.
306
00:11:31,851 --> 00:11:34,885
Um, I thought we agreed
that we didn't like girls.
307
00:11:34,921 --> 00:11:36,120
We don't.
308
00:11:36,155 --> 00:11:37,822
Betty is a woman.
309
00:11:37,857 --> 00:11:38,823
SHEEN:
Got it!
310
00:11:45,231 --> 00:11:47,031
Corky Shumatsu
is in the front row.
311
00:11:47,066 --> 00:11:48,132
Just think, Libby,
312
00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:49,934
after I get
discovered tonight
313
00:11:49,969 --> 00:11:51,301
and become a big star,
314
00:11:51,337 --> 00:11:53,537
I'll be living in a mansion
in Beverly Hills.
315
00:11:53,572 --> 00:11:57,207
Yeah, right, and I'm going
on a world tour with
Shoop Puppy Dog Boy.
316
00:11:57,243 --> 00:11:58,442
That's nice.
317
00:11:59,278 --> 00:12:01,278
CARL:
Hey, Jimmy, I just found out
318
00:12:01,313 --> 00:12:03,313
that the play Macbeth
has a curse
319
00:12:03,349 --> 00:12:05,482
and you're not supposed
to say Macbeth,
320
00:12:05,518 --> 00:12:08,285
because if you say Macbeth,
bad things happen,
321
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,655
and we've been saying
Macbeth a lot.
322
00:12:10,690 --> 00:12:13,824
And congratulations
on getting the part
of Macbeth.
323
00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:14,925
( gasps )
324
00:12:14,961 --> 00:12:16,727
I said Macbeth.
325
00:12:16,763 --> 00:12:18,395
It's show time.
326
00:12:19,231 --> 00:12:20,564
( clears throat )
327
00:12:20,599 --> 00:12:23,100
Bonsoir and welcome to
the world premiere
328
00:12:23,136 --> 00:12:25,903
of Macbeth In Space.
329
00:12:25,938 --> 00:12:27,171
( applause )
330
00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:28,539
Thank you.
331
00:12:28,574 --> 00:12:31,208
The part of Macbeth
normally played by Nick Dean
332
00:12:31,243 --> 00:12:32,276
will be played by...
333
00:12:32,311 --> 00:12:34,478
I bet it's my Cynthia.
334
00:12:34,513 --> 00:12:36,513
She could play
all the parts.
335
00:12:36,549 --> 00:12:39,083
I once played
all the parts
in Snow White,
336
00:12:39,118 --> 00:12:40,450
even all
the dwarfs--
337
00:12:40,486 --> 00:12:42,853
Happy, Zippy, Smiley,
Cranky, Gloomy, Medic,
338
00:12:42,889 --> 00:12:44,689
Shy-Eyed, Drowsy,
Narcoleptie...
339
00:12:44,724 --> 00:12:47,825
Miss Vortex, we do have a little
show we'd like to start.
340
00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:49,660
Continue.
341
00:12:49,696 --> 00:12:50,728
Thank you.
342
00:12:50,763 --> 00:12:53,463
Macbeth will be played by
Jimmy Neutron.
343
00:12:53,499 --> 00:12:54,165
Yay!
344
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:55,465
( whooping )
345
00:12:55,501 --> 00:12:57,034
I'm going
to go give Jimbo
346
00:12:57,070 --> 00:12:58,402
a few last-minute
acting tips
347
00:12:58,437 --> 00:12:59,770
before he gets started.
348
00:12:59,806 --> 00:13:00,938
( grunts )
349
00:13:00,973 --> 00:13:03,473
He'll be fine, Hugh.
350
00:13:03,509 --> 00:13:07,511
After all,
he is a genius.
351
00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:15,552
PRINCIPAL WILLOUGHBY:
'Twas long ago in a galaxy
most far, far away...
352
00:13:15,588 --> 00:13:19,724
( majestic music playing )
353
00:13:26,165 --> 00:13:28,332
( hip-hop beat playing )
354
00:13:28,367 --> 00:13:30,701
( rapping ):
♪ Double, double,
Toil and trouble ♪
355
00:13:30,737 --> 00:13:33,170
♪ Fire burn
and cauldron bubble ♪
356
00:13:33,206 --> 00:13:35,405
♪ Old handkerchief
and smelly sock ♪
357
00:13:35,441 --> 00:13:37,174
♪ Rotten eggs
and classic rock. ♪
358
00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:38,809
( music stops, rumbling )
359
00:13:38,845 --> 00:13:40,344
Hark!
360
00:13:40,379 --> 00:13:42,713
Great stomping
mechanical feet
approach.
361
00:13:44,217 --> 00:13:46,717
How now, ye warty hags?
362
00:13:46,753 --> 00:13:48,886
ALL:
All hail Macbeth!
363
00:13:49,989 --> 00:13:51,688
But I'm no king.
364
00:13:51,724 --> 00:13:56,227
WITCHES:
King you soon shall be
say we witches three.
365
00:14:01,934 --> 00:14:04,101
How now,
soldier number five?
366
00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:05,636
What sayest thou?
367
00:14:07,206 --> 00:14:10,941
( crickets chirping )
368
00:14:10,977 --> 00:14:14,879
( softly ):
"My lord, your wife,
Lady Macbeth approaches."
369
00:14:14,914 --> 00:14:16,180
( whispering ):
I know.
370
00:14:16,215 --> 00:14:18,249
I was just taking
a dramatic pause.
371
00:14:21,087 --> 00:14:22,186
What was it again?
372
00:14:22,221 --> 00:14:24,221
"My lord, your wife..."
373
00:14:24,257 --> 00:14:28,592
Macbeth lady,
your my lord approaches, wife.
374
00:14:28,627 --> 00:14:31,762
Oh, why didn't I use a puppet
for that part?
375
00:14:31,798 --> 00:14:33,264
Macbeth, Macbeth.
376
00:14:33,299 --> 00:14:35,900
Wherefore art thou,
Macbeth,
377
00:14:35,935 --> 00:14:37,634
my greatest love.
378
00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:39,303
Hi!
379
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:42,206
I mean, uh... greetings, wife.
380
00:14:42,241 --> 00:14:43,908
Witches from
another planet
381
00:14:43,943 --> 00:14:45,309
have prophesied
me king.
382
00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:46,610
But to gain the crown,
383
00:14:46,645 --> 00:14:49,479
you must vanquish Rangoon,
the space pirate.
384
00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:52,116
T'will be easy
with my robo space-walker.
385
00:14:52,151 --> 00:14:53,383
Pulleth!
386
00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:00,257
CINDY:
Hello, Mr. Shumatsu.
387
00:15:00,293 --> 00:15:01,358
Would you like
a cappuccino
388
00:15:01,393 --> 00:15:03,360
while watching the
fabulous performance
389
00:15:03,395 --> 00:15:05,029
by the beautiful
Cindy Vortex
390
00:15:05,064 --> 00:15:06,263
playing
witch number two?
391
00:15:06,299 --> 00:15:07,898
No, thank you,
sweetheart.
392
00:15:07,934 --> 00:15:10,367
No distractions
for the Corkster.
393
00:15:10,402 --> 00:15:12,102
Could I have
a mocha espresso
394
00:15:12,138 --> 00:15:13,204
with plenty of sugar?
395
00:15:13,239 --> 00:15:14,371
Yeah, right.
396
00:15:14,406 --> 00:15:15,505
Shh!
397
00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:18,075
Exactly-- shh the milk
so it gets all foamy.
398
00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:19,443
PRINCIPAL WILLOUGHBY:
Vortex!
399
00:15:19,478 --> 00:15:21,411
Get you tuchis
back on stage.
400
00:15:22,982 --> 00:15:28,352
But soft, what piercing comet
through yonder porthole breaks?
401
00:15:31,257 --> 00:15:32,656
JIMMY:
Rangoon
the space pirate.
402
00:15:32,691 --> 00:15:38,095
Friends, Mulvexians, countrymen,
lend me to your ears.
403
00:15:38,130 --> 00:15:40,364
I come to bury Macbeth...
404
00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:42,032
not to praise him.
405
00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:44,869
Oh, Willoughby,
you've done it again.
406
00:15:44,904 --> 00:15:46,036
Ooh!
407
00:15:46,072 --> 00:15:48,105
Get thee to another galaxy.
408
00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:49,506
Ha-ha.
409
00:15:49,541 --> 00:15:52,309
Now is the winter
of your discontent.
410
00:15:53,045 --> 00:15:55,279
Maketh my day.
411
00:15:57,283 --> 00:15:58,715
( swords zapping )
412
00:17:00,846 --> 00:17:02,012
I'll be backeth.
413
00:17:02,048 --> 00:17:04,281
A plague on
all your galaxies.
414
00:17:04,317 --> 00:17:08,118
Parting is such
sweet sorrow...
415
00:17:08,154 --> 00:17:09,920
LIBBY:
Beware, Macbeth.
416
00:17:09,956 --> 00:17:12,089
Rangoon is not dead.
417
00:17:12,124 --> 00:17:13,623
Hello, everybody.
418
00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:14,791
My name is Cindy.
419
00:17:14,827 --> 00:17:15,926
What's yours?
420
00:17:15,962 --> 00:17:17,794
( show-tune music playing )
421
00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:19,629
Smile, baby!
422
00:17:22,435 --> 00:17:25,135
What? There are no
tap-dancing witches
in my play.
423
00:17:25,171 --> 00:17:26,803
Hello? Wait a minute.
Hello?
424
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:34,644
All right, it's button-
pushing time, Sheen.
425
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,545
Work your magic.
426
00:17:35,581 --> 00:17:38,248
Kiss me, my queen
of the galaxy.
427
00:17:38,284 --> 00:17:41,018
Kiss me, my king
of the stars.
428
00:17:52,298 --> 00:17:54,831
( thunder rumbling )
429
00:17:57,169 --> 00:18:00,104
Methinks I hear
a storm approaching...
430
00:18:00,139 --> 00:18:02,172
a little too early.
431
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:03,474
Sheen, what's going on?
432
00:18:03,509 --> 00:18:05,609
I was only
following orders.
433
00:18:07,746 --> 00:18:13,350
Unwelcome visitor, dost
thou desire a piece of me?
434
00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:19,956
( shouting )
435
00:18:19,992 --> 00:18:24,128
( shouting and screaming )
436
00:18:24,163 --> 00:18:25,295
CINDY:
Jimmy...
437
00:18:25,331 --> 00:18:28,332
Neutron, you're ruining
my career.
438
00:18:28,367 --> 00:18:30,100
LIBBY:
You're ruining my hair.
439
00:18:30,136 --> 00:18:33,037
( guffawing )
440
00:18:33,072 --> 00:18:34,138
Whoo-hoo!
441
00:18:34,173 --> 00:18:36,240
This is awesome!
442
00:18:36,275 --> 00:18:39,576
My play,
my beautiful play.
443
00:18:39,611 --> 00:18:42,612
I think I'm going
to faint.
444
00:18:42,648 --> 00:18:44,581
What a world!
445
00:18:46,285 --> 00:18:49,119
Must... disable... tornado.
446
00:18:58,431 --> 00:18:59,596
That wasn't too bad.
447
00:18:59,631 --> 00:19:02,199
I thought it was going
to be much worse.
448
00:19:02,234 --> 00:19:03,200
It will be.
449
00:19:03,235 --> 00:19:04,668
In the outside
atmosphere,
450
00:19:04,703 --> 00:19:06,670
the tornado will
increase in size.
451
00:19:06,705 --> 00:19:08,272
I don't usually
like classics,
452
00:19:08,307 --> 00:19:09,673
but this is pretty good.
453
00:19:13,145 --> 00:19:15,279
( cow mooing )
454
00:19:15,314 --> 00:19:22,819
( people screaming )
455
00:19:22,854 --> 00:19:25,922
I'll have to reverse the
direction of the tornado.
456
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:27,191
What doing, Jimmy?
457
00:19:27,226 --> 00:19:29,493
Bolbi need jet-pack
in act five
458
00:19:29,528 --> 00:19:32,362
for return from dead
as spooky ghosty.
459
00:19:32,398 --> 00:19:34,064
If I don't stop
the tornado,
460
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:36,066
we might all be
spooky ghosties.
461
00:19:43,109 --> 00:19:45,642
Set jet-pack to hyper-drive.
462
00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:17,608
( jets roaring )
463
00:20:17,643 --> 00:20:20,410
Jimmy Neutron,
you ruined my show.
464
00:20:20,446 --> 00:20:22,613
( all cheering )
465
00:20:22,648 --> 00:20:25,048
( cheering
and applause continue )
466
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:26,016
Strike that.
467
00:20:26,051 --> 00:20:27,451
Jimmy, you're a genius.
468
00:20:27,486 --> 00:20:29,386
What? What am I--
chopped jalapeños?
469
00:20:29,421 --> 00:20:31,855
These buttons don't push
themselves, you know.
470
00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:32,989
How was Bolbi?
471
00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:34,057
You like?
472
00:20:34,092 --> 00:20:35,025
Two thumbs over?
473
00:20:35,060 --> 00:20:36,193
Bolbi, my lad--
474
00:20:36,228 --> 00:20:37,994
I want you to star
in my next play:
475
00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:39,429
Hamlet on Ice.
476
00:20:39,465 --> 00:20:41,598
Is other role
I born to play.
477
00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:44,234
Why, Mr. Shumatsu.
478
00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:45,769
I didn't know
you were here.
479
00:20:45,804 --> 00:20:48,372
Corky Shumatsu is
everywhere showbiz is,
480
00:20:48,407 --> 00:20:50,207
because Corky is showbiz.
481
00:20:50,242 --> 00:20:51,608
Now, I must ask you
482
00:20:51,644 --> 00:20:53,577
a very important
question, small child.
483
00:20:53,612 --> 00:20:55,179
My answer is yes.
484
00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:58,748
I would love to be the star
of the new TV show Spunky Girl.
485
00:20:58,784 --> 00:21:00,116
Fantastic.
486
00:21:00,152 --> 00:21:01,585
But you are not my superstar.
487
00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:04,288
Where is the genius
who played witch number one?
488
00:21:04,323 --> 00:21:05,722
That's me! That's me!
489
00:21:05,757 --> 00:21:09,293
How would you like to be
my spunky girl?
490
00:21:09,328 --> 00:21:10,994
Carl can't be
spunky girl.
491
00:21:11,029 --> 00:21:12,296
He's a boy.
492
00:21:12,331 --> 00:21:13,997
Guilty as charged.
493
00:21:14,032 --> 00:21:15,499
Wait.
494
00:21:15,534 --> 00:21:17,501
Corky has super brilli.
495
00:21:17,536 --> 00:21:21,071
Change title to Spunky Boy.
496
00:21:21,106 --> 00:21:22,506
LIBBY:
Hey, Corky.
497
00:21:22,541 --> 00:21:25,108
You're going to need
some hot funk for that show
498
00:21:25,143 --> 00:21:26,876
and I'm the girl
who can bring it.
499
00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:28,278
( plays riff )
500
00:21:28,314 --> 00:21:29,246
Super crazy.
501
00:21:29,281 --> 00:21:30,614
( cell phone rings )
502
00:21:30,649 --> 00:21:32,115
Go, babe, talk to Corky.
503
00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:33,116
What?
504
00:21:33,151 --> 00:21:34,618
No more Spunky show?
505
00:21:35,354 --> 00:21:36,320
That's showbiz.
506
00:21:36,355 --> 00:21:37,854
Call me, we'll do brunch.
507
00:21:37,889 --> 00:21:38,922
Ciao.
508
00:21:38,957 --> 00:21:41,091
Sorry I messed up
your machine, Jimmy,
509
00:21:41,126 --> 00:21:42,292
but it was awesome.
510
00:21:42,328 --> 00:21:43,627
You didn't
get to kiss Betty,
511
00:21:43,662 --> 00:21:45,596
but the whole school
flew up in the air.
512
00:21:45,631 --> 00:21:47,030
But I ruined the play,
513
00:21:47,065 --> 00:21:48,465
but we went into space.
514
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,500
But we almost burned
up during reentry.
515
00:21:50,536 --> 00:21:51,801
Hey, Jimmy.
516
00:21:51,837 --> 00:21:54,003
Too bad we didn't
get to do our big scene.
517
00:21:54,039 --> 00:21:56,240
But I guess I can
still give you a kiss
518
00:21:56,275 --> 00:21:57,507
for saving our lives.
519
00:21:59,945 --> 00:22:01,278
I love show business.
520
00:22:01,313 --> 00:22:03,213
And it loves us, Jimmy.
521
00:22:03,249 --> 00:22:05,181
This was truly
the most fabulous
522
00:22:05,217 --> 00:22:07,016
and magical night
of our lives.
523
00:22:07,052 --> 00:22:10,487
Um, is that why we're tipping
back and forth?
524
00:22:10,522 --> 00:22:13,056
PRINCIPAL WILLOUGHBY:
Jimmy!
525
00:22:13,091 --> 00:22:15,125
( all screaming )
526
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,526
SHEEN:
Awesome!
527
00:22:16,562 --> 00:22:19,463
This is even better
than when we went in space.
528
00:22:19,498 --> 00:22:21,064
Everybody, lean to the left.
529
00:22:21,099 --> 00:22:23,099
( all screaming )
530
00:22:28,674 --> 00:22:32,809
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