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Got to blast!
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♪ Into the stars,
goin' by Candy Bar's ♪
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♪ Rides a kid with a knack
for invention ♪
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( gasps )
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♪ With a super-powered mind,
a mechanical canine ♪
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( barks )
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♪ He rescues the day
from sure destruction ♪
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Help!
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♪ This is the theme song ♪
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( screams )
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♪ For Jimmy Neutron. ♪
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( mechanical whirring )
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( barking )
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( yells )
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Captioning sponsored
by NICKELODEON
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( Carl groans )
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I hope my travel sickness pill
starts to work so...
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( snoring )
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Leave it to Nerdtron
to be working
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on the way
to a field trip.
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Making a Kiss-Jimmy's-
Butt Robot,
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because your neck's
not long enough?
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No!
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It's a hyper-
directional,
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superconducting
electromagnet.
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Observe.
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So, uh...
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How long have
you had braces?
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Ah, farmland.
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Source of the eggs
for our breakfast table
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and the milk we propel
out our noses.
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Ever been to a rodeo before,
Miss Fowl?
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Been to one?
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Take a gander at this.
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( tires screeching )
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That's me.
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( kids exclaiming in amazement )
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Yup, I was a trick-riding, calf-
roping daughter of the Pecos.
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Why'd you give it up?
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Well, one day my horse,
Wheat Germ, threw me
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in full gallop.
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( truck honking )
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FOWL:
I lost my nerve
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and packed up for teaching
school the next day.
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( police sirens wailing )
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( gasps )
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The 5-0 is on our tail;
better set a good example.
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Hang on, children!
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( crowd cheering )
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EMCEE:
Hey! Thank you kindly.
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Now, cowpokes, it gives me
great pleasure to introduce
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my very own daughter,
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Sagebrush Sally,
the pride of Abilene.
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( cheering )
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She's amazing.
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She's stupefying.
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She's so pretty
she makes the horse
look plain.
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( applause )
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Yeah!
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Author!
Author!
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( audience goes silent )
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What?
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Did you see that?
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Sagebrush Sally
blew me a kiss!
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You? What are you,
blind?
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She blew it to me!
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It was meant for me,
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and I can prove it using
coordinate geometry with...
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Look at you pathetic
drool monkeys.
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So a girl stood
on a saddle.
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What's the big deal?
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It's easy when it's sticky
from horse sweat.
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And those boots?
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Hmph-- obviously
domestic.
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( sobbing )
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I miss it all so much.
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( all scream )
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Oh, well, uh...
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Hey, guys.
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I was just going into
the stable to, uh...
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ask Sally how
she counteracts
the centrifugal force
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during her act.
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Well, um...
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I just came
to see the ponies.
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And I was just
going in there
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to... look for
my lost thumb!
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Well, howdy, boys.
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Did you all
enjoy the rodeo?
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We, uh... had some purely
scientific questions.
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Fire away.
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Do you have a boyfriend?
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BOTH:
Sheen!
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Well, you boys sure do
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get to the point.
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No, I reckon
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I don't.
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It ain't easy
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finding someone who eats,
sleeps and breathes rodeo
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like I do.
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( giggling )
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( snorts )
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( bull bellowing )
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( giggling )
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( oinking )
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( burps )
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( giggling )
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Well... since you boys have
all stopped talking,
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I reckon I'll go now.
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See you around.
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Eh, eh... it was nice
meeting you!
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Adios, caballera!
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Happy trails!
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Did you boys lose
something in here?
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Like your dignity
and self-respect?
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Huh?
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We saw you crawling
after that girl
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like rats after
a dumpster cracker.
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Hey, we don't
like girls.
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Yeah!
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Especially the one in there
with the sparkly eyes,
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the pixie nose that wrinkles
when she laughs.
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Uh-huh, that's the one
I don't like, either.
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What a bunch of
tongue draggers.
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If I ever get the hots
for that idiot Jimmy,
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just lock me up.
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Don't you mean
if you ever get the hots
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for any of them?
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( laughing )
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Right, yeah,
that's what I meant.
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( laughing nervously )
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If Sally likes rodeo heroes,
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she'll adore me
on the Bullerator 8000.
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Testing snort module.
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Who'd have thought
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I'd find an application
for my electromagnet so soon?
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All I need now is
a pair of iron mesh underwear.
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Goddard?
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And... I'd better bring
some talcum powder.
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Hi there, Sally.
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Fancy meeting
y'all here.
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Um, I work here.
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Right.
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Well, uh, fancy meeting
me all here.
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You know what I forgot
to mention yesterday?
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I am actually
a world-champion bull rider.
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Well, how brave
and exciting!
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And what
a coincidence.
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Huh?
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Your friends forgot
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they're world-champion
rodeo stars, too.
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Behold, it is I, UltraClown!
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( honks horn )
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And I'm the Pig Punisher.
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I'm a-gonna wrestle
this here porker
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and feed his bacon to the crowd!
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( whispering ):
Not really.
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You're on, Sheen.
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I'll tell my daddy
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to add you
to the show, Jimmy.
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( laughs )
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Boy, you guys picked
the tough ones.
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Apparently all I got to do is
distract some kind of animal.
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Well, here goes.
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I hope it's not a spider.
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I hate spiders.
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( snorts powerfully )
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( screams )
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Help! Help, somebody!
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Save the clown!
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( audience laughing )
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MAN:
What
a clown!
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Psst, kid.
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Hold that
thought.
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( continues screaming )
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You were saying?
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He's a show biz
bull.
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He's part of the act.
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Really?
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( audience "oohs" )
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Hey, big fellow.
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I saw you here yesterday and
you reminded me so much of...
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Here, I brought you some sugar.
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Oh, me and Wheat Germ, every
night we'd come a-galloping out.
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I'd tip my hat and,
oh, the people would clap.
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Maybe just one more time.
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And now, folks, here's Carl,
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the hog-wrestling Hercules!
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Now, be careful, piggy.
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I know you can
flatten a grown man
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with one swing
of your mighty tail.
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Or is that alligators?
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( groans )
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So you want a piece of me?!
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( groaning )
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How does that feel there, hog?
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Oh, yeah?
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How about some of this?
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( Carl screams )
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( whinnies )
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Easy, boy, easy.
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I can't!
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I can't do it!
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( screeches )
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EMCEE:
And now, folks, trying
to stay atop 2,000 pounds
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of bucking, snorting pain,
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it's the Retroville Rough Rider
his self, Jimmy Neutron!
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This one's for you,
Sally.
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( whirring )
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Whoa! Jumping Jupiter!
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Yeow! Yeow!
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Why, it's like he's a-glued
to that fire-spitting monster.
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( crowd cheering )
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Whoa...
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Jimmy, that was amazing!
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How'd it feel?
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If I'm elected Miss America,
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I will try to bring honor
to this tiara.
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That was nothing--
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anyone can ride
these show-biz bulls.
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Get a load of this,
Sal-gal.
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Sheen, wait!
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That's not your bull!
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Show time.
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( screams )
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Less pretending!
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Sit! Sit!
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Jimmy, you're his only hope.
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You'll have to get on
Back Breaker and follow him.
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Back Breaker?
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He's the only horse fast enough.
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Uh, did I mention
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I have a science club meeting
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across town, so, uh...
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Someone's got to do something!
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I'm a-coming, Sheen!
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Giddyup, pig.
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Whaa!
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( Sheen screaming;
bull bellowing )
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Sweet muffins,
a child in trouble!
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Heeya!
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Heeya! Heeya!
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( horse whinnies )
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( screaming )
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Help! Stop this thing!
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Stop it!
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Sheen, jump on.
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Easy, Back Breaker.
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Whoa!
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You're safe now.
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Whoops, not safe.
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Heeya! Heeya!
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( grunts )
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( wild cheering )
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I'm alive!
I'm alive!
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And did you see me rescue
Miss Fowl?
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Whoa!
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Superhuman balance
and courage, huh?
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All he had was
a supermagnet
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under his lying butt.
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( gasps )
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Jimmy!
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I am disappointed in you.
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Hey, what a coincidence!
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I'm disappointed
in me, too.
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Why don't we discuss
our mutual disappointment
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over a Purple Flurp.
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Do you believe the nerve
of some boys?
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Some boys?
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How about all of them?
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Mm-hmm, tell me
about it.
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( girls continue grumbling )
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I don't get it.
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What did we do wrong?
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00:11:27,429 --> 00:11:29,997
Maybe this is why
we don't like girls.
275
00:11:30,032 --> 00:11:31,999
Piggly, wiggly, wiggly.
276
00:11:32,034 --> 00:11:32,966
Who needs them?
277
00:11:33,002 --> 00:11:34,234
Let's go
to the Candy Bar,
278
00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:36,003
where we can drink
Purple Flurp,
279
00:11:36,038 --> 00:11:37,137
belch the alphabet...
280
00:11:37,173 --> 00:11:38,939
And fart under our arms
like men!
281
00:11:38,974 --> 00:11:40,007
( farting )
282
00:11:40,042 --> 00:11:41,975
Like that!
Good one, Carl!
283
00:11:42,011 --> 00:11:43,777
Actually,
that was the pig.
284
00:11:43,813 --> 00:11:45,478
I would have
claimed it.
285
00:11:58,127 --> 00:11:59,392
( snorting )
286
00:12:01,297 --> 00:12:03,030
Gentlemen,
I give you
287
00:12:03,065 --> 00:12:05,199
the "I Can't Believe
It's Not Oil 9000."
288
00:12:05,234 --> 00:12:06,800
It puts garbage
into a chamber
289
00:12:06,836 --> 00:12:08,302
and then mulches it
290
00:12:08,337 --> 00:12:10,403
into a clean-burning
oil substitute.
291
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:12,906
See, I told you
garbage could
be mulched
292
00:12:12,942 --> 00:12:14,975
into a clean-burning
oil substitute.
293
00:12:15,010 --> 00:12:16,676
No, you didn't.
294
00:12:16,712 --> 00:12:17,878
Oh, maybe I didn't.
295
00:12:17,913 --> 00:12:19,913
( machine snorting )
296
00:12:19,949 --> 00:12:21,614
( buzzing )
297
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,654
( dings )
298
00:12:27,689 --> 00:12:28,889
JIMMY:
It works!
299
00:12:28,924 --> 00:12:30,958
Jimbo, you weren't
watching Goddard.
300
00:12:30,993 --> 00:12:32,425
I just caught him
301
00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:34,461
digging up
lawn gnomes again.
302
00:12:34,496 --> 00:12:35,162
What the...?!
303
00:12:35,197 --> 00:12:36,496
( yells )
304
00:12:36,531 --> 00:12:37,530
Stay back!
305
00:12:37,566 --> 00:12:38,798
( yelling )
306
00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:39,766
Hang on, Dad!
307
00:12:43,372 --> 00:12:45,739
That was a little too close.
308
00:12:45,774 --> 00:12:48,475
( muffled yell )
309
00:12:50,346 --> 00:12:53,247
And that's why cowboys
are bowlegged.
310
00:12:53,282 --> 00:12:54,948
WILLOUGHBY:
Yoo-hoo,
311
00:12:54,984 --> 00:12:56,783
children!
312
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,485
Just a reminder
313
00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,687
that the big school science fair
is next week.
314
00:13:00,722 --> 00:13:03,090
It's shaping up to be
a real competition.
315
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:04,391
And, Jimmy, when you win,
316
00:13:04,426 --> 00:13:06,659
please keep your acceptance
speech short.
317
00:13:06,695 --> 00:13:07,761
Will do.
Thank you.
318
00:13:08,864 --> 00:13:10,430
Jimmy Neutron, j'accuse!
319
00:13:10,465 --> 00:13:12,799
Principal Willoughby, I submit
320
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:16,536
that Jimmy Neutron is too smart
to compete in the science fair.
321
00:13:16,571 --> 00:13:17,704
W-what?
322
00:13:17,739 --> 00:13:19,139
You heard me--
323
00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:20,440
it's totally illegal.
324
00:13:20,475 --> 00:13:22,943
This is scandalous--
my client is innocent!
325
00:13:22,978 --> 00:13:24,778
Ooh, a trial.
326
00:13:24,813 --> 00:13:26,546
I've always wanted
to be a judge.
327
00:13:26,581 --> 00:13:28,581
And robes--
don't get me started, okay?
328
00:13:28,617 --> 00:13:31,051
Well, Miss Fowl,
call the court to order.
329
00:13:31,086 --> 00:13:32,986
The case of Vortex
verses Neutron
330
00:13:33,022 --> 00:13:34,554
is now in session!
331
00:13:34,589 --> 00:13:36,189
( squawks )
332
00:13:36,225 --> 00:13:37,991
Cindy Vortex, present your case.
333
00:13:38,027 --> 00:13:39,192
Thank you, your honor.
334
00:13:39,228 --> 00:13:40,961
Fellow classmates, I ask you,
335
00:13:40,996 --> 00:13:43,063
do you have
the faintest hope of winning
336
00:13:43,098 --> 00:13:44,631
this year's science fair?
337
00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:45,565
STUDENTS:
No.
338
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,733
And who do you think
339
00:13:46,768 --> 00:13:47,634
will win the fair?
340
00:13:47,669 --> 00:13:48,802
STUDENTS:
Jimmy.
341
00:13:48,837 --> 00:13:50,103
Why do you think that?
342
00:13:50,139 --> 00:13:52,772
STUDENTS:
Well, he's won the last three,
343
00:13:52,808 --> 00:13:54,274
and he's a total genius.
344
00:13:54,310 --> 00:13:56,143
Precisely,
which is why I submit
345
00:13:56,178 --> 00:13:57,945
that this
so-called science fair
346
00:13:57,980 --> 00:13:59,146
is anything but.
347
00:13:59,181 --> 00:14:00,647
I object.
348
00:14:00,682 --> 00:14:01,781
You're out of order!
349
00:14:01,817 --> 00:14:03,116
No, you're out of order!
350
00:14:03,152 --> 00:14:04,517
This court's out of order!
351
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:07,154
The soda machine in the gym
is out of order!
352
00:14:08,023 --> 00:14:09,289
CINDY:
Your honor,
353
00:14:09,325 --> 00:14:11,391
this line represents
the potential of kids
354
00:14:11,427 --> 00:14:13,393
who have never won
a science fair,
355
00:14:13,429 --> 00:14:16,529
while this line shows the
potential of those who have.
356
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:19,366
To compete, I'm supposed
to build the best stuff I can.
357
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,368
Condemning the rest of us
358
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:23,236
to lives of failure
and desperation.
359
00:14:23,272 --> 00:14:25,605
Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury, I submit
360
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,207
that you have no choice
361
00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:29,309
but to ban this brain
and ease our pain.
362
00:14:29,345 --> 00:14:30,377
The prosecution rests.
363
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:33,213
( students cheering )
364
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,382
Defense, present your case.
365
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,749
Huh?
366
00:14:36,785 --> 00:14:37,650
Oh...
367
00:14:39,221 --> 00:14:41,188
Sheen, call me
as a witness.
368
00:14:41,223 --> 00:14:43,323
That's just what
they're expecting.
369
00:14:43,359 --> 00:14:45,392
I call Carl Wheezer
as a witness.
370
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:46,426
What?
371
00:14:46,462 --> 00:14:48,761
Mr. Wheezer,
state your name, please.
372
00:14:48,797 --> 00:14:49,829
Carl Wheezer.
373
00:14:49,865 --> 00:14:50,930
Where were you
374
00:14:50,966 --> 00:14:52,499
on the night of the 16th?!
375
00:14:52,534 --> 00:14:53,900
I don't remember.
376
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,869
Or you don't want to remember?
377
00:14:55,904 --> 00:14:57,070
Answer the question!
378
00:14:57,106 --> 00:14:58,338
Which question?
379
00:14:58,374 --> 00:14:59,906
The question
you dare not answer!
380
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,708
Stop, stop!
381
00:15:01,743 --> 00:15:03,176
I don't want to go to prison!
382
00:15:03,212 --> 00:15:05,012
Stripes make me look hippy!
383
00:15:05,047 --> 00:15:06,380
This is a travesty
of justice!
384
00:15:06,415 --> 00:15:08,915
You're right-- plus
it's almost lunch time.
385
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,917
The court finds in favor
of Cindy Vortex.
386
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,386
W-what? Why?!
387
00:15:12,421 --> 00:15:14,354
Because her rhyme
was so catchy.
388
00:15:14,390 --> 00:15:16,189
"Ban this brain
and ease our pain"--
389
00:15:16,225 --> 00:15:17,491
oh, I love that!
390
00:15:17,526 --> 00:15:20,394
Jimmy's out of
the science fair-- case closed.
391
00:15:26,368 --> 00:15:28,368
Hey, Jimbo,
why so glum, sport?
392
00:15:28,404 --> 00:15:31,104
They banned me
from the school
science fair.
393
00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:32,506
Really?
What a coincidence.
394
00:15:32,541 --> 00:15:34,274
I was banned
from the science fair
395
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,076
when I was your age.
396
00:15:36,111 --> 00:15:38,512
They said burping the periodic
table of elements--
397
00:15:38,547 --> 00:15:40,180
( burping ):
helium, oxygen--
398
00:15:40,215 --> 00:15:41,648
wasn't real science.
399
00:15:41,683 --> 00:15:44,284
They said
the same thing
about leeching once.
400
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:45,919
What's the point
of being smart
401
00:15:45,954 --> 00:15:47,421
if you can't be
the best?
402
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:51,858
Hmm...
403
00:15:51,893 --> 00:15:53,460
( applause )
404
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:54,761
WILLOUGHBY:
Thank you, thank you.
405
00:15:54,796 --> 00:15:57,697
Joining me in judging today's
science fair contestants
406
00:15:57,732 --> 00:16:00,133
will be the Candy Bar's own
Stan Melnick...
407
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:02,436
Just buy something
and get out-- yeah!
408
00:16:02,471 --> 00:16:05,539
WILLOUGHBY:
And our very own gateway
to Hollywood,
409
00:16:05,574 --> 00:16:07,174
Corky Shimatzu!
410
00:16:07,209 --> 00:16:09,742
You all super-sans.
411
00:16:09,778 --> 00:16:12,245
WILLOUGHBY:
And I guess that's it.
412
00:16:12,281 --> 00:16:14,381
Ready or not,
here we come!
413
00:16:14,416 --> 00:16:16,816
Isn't it heaven
without Neutron here, Libby?
414
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:20,019
Now I can totally wipe the floor
with the competition.
415
00:16:20,055 --> 00:16:22,189
Well, that is...
416
00:16:22,224 --> 00:16:25,925
unless you win with your highly
cool invention of, um...
417
00:16:25,961 --> 00:16:27,194
What is it, again?
418
00:16:27,229 --> 00:16:28,361
A mood CD player.
419
00:16:28,397 --> 00:16:30,397
It detects your mood
by skin temperature,
420
00:16:30,432 --> 00:16:32,065
then chooses a CD
to match it.
421
00:16:32,101 --> 00:16:33,133
Ooh, let me try.
422
00:16:33,168 --> 00:16:36,203
♪ You're my Candy Girl ♪
423
00:16:36,238 --> 00:16:38,037
♪ Looking so sweet in your... ♪
424
00:16:38,073 --> 00:16:39,539
( gasps )
425
00:16:39,575 --> 00:16:41,941
( angry, harsh music
begins playing )
426
00:16:41,977 --> 00:16:44,277
"Smash the Power"
by Savage Lunch?
427
00:16:44,313 --> 00:16:45,912
SHEEN:
Meet F. Scott Iguana.
428
00:16:45,947 --> 00:16:49,516
Place him on the keyboard in
full view of this juicy cricket
429
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,551
and pretty soon
his gnawing hunger
430
00:16:51,587 --> 00:16:54,621
will force him to write
the great American novel.
431
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:04,264
Gentlemen, and ladies,
are you tired of spending
432
00:17:04,299 --> 00:17:06,966
hours in the kitchen
mashing potatoes?
433
00:17:07,002 --> 00:17:08,602
I know I am.
434
00:17:08,637 --> 00:17:13,106
Well, those days are over,
thanks to Carl's Mash-o-matic.
435
00:17:13,142 --> 00:17:15,742
Just place the spud
in the hole...
436
00:17:17,179 --> 00:17:19,212
shake up the Flurp...
437
00:17:23,985 --> 00:17:26,486
and let science do the rest.
438
00:17:26,522 --> 00:17:27,587
( rumbling )
439
00:17:36,231 --> 00:17:38,131
Neutron, why are
you even here?!
440
00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:39,732
You were banned,
remember?
441
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:40,833
I know.
442
00:17:40,869 --> 00:17:42,169
I just
couldn't stay away.
443
00:17:42,204 --> 00:17:44,103
I miss the smells,
the sounds...
444
00:17:44,139 --> 00:17:46,573
the certainty
of victory.
445
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:49,476
You keep your memories
and I'll keep first prize.
446
00:17:49,511 --> 00:17:50,644
Now, get lost!
447
00:17:50,679 --> 00:17:52,646
The judges are coming!
448
00:17:52,681 --> 00:17:54,181
( sputtering )
Hey...
449
00:17:54,216 --> 00:17:56,082
Your circuit breaker--
just let me...
450
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,184
Get away!
451
00:17:57,219 --> 00:17:58,351
I'm perfectly capable
452
00:17:58,387 --> 00:18:00,187
of fixing
my own invention.
453
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:05,525
Oh... okay,
fix it-- hurry!
454
00:18:05,561 --> 00:18:07,727
( buzzing )
455
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,333
"Sweatsock Transmogrifier."
456
00:18:13,368 --> 00:18:14,734
Super crazy!
457
00:18:14,769 --> 00:18:16,169
How does it work?
458
00:18:16,205 --> 00:18:17,671
CINDY:
Um, old sweat socks
459
00:18:17,706 --> 00:18:19,105
go in here, and...
460
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,407
( whirring )
461
00:18:23,412 --> 00:18:26,546
voilà, they're combined
into a new sweater.
462
00:18:26,582 --> 00:18:30,250
Now I can work my sweat socks
back into my ensemble-- yeah!
463
00:18:30,285 --> 00:18:31,951
Well, judges,
I think we know
464
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:33,853
who's getting
first prize this year.
465
00:18:33,888 --> 00:18:35,288
Congratulations,
Cindy.
466
00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:36,856
Thanks.
467
00:18:36,891 --> 00:18:38,791
I thought victory
would be sweet,
468
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:40,093
but it feels
all wrong.
469
00:18:40,128 --> 00:18:41,695
What's the point
of winning
470
00:18:41,730 --> 00:18:42,995
if I can't beat Neutron?
471
00:18:43,031 --> 00:18:44,664
You're saying
you miss Jimmy?
472
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:45,898
No, I don't miss him!
473
00:18:45,934 --> 00:18:48,935
♪ I'm missing you so bad... ♪
474
00:18:48,970 --> 00:18:50,670
Oh, who asked you?!
475
00:18:54,909 --> 00:18:58,211
And so, first prize for
this year's science fair
goes to...
476
00:18:58,247 --> 00:19:00,580
MAN ( in Swedish accent ):
Stop the judging!
477
00:19:00,616 --> 00:19:04,984
Which one of you
is Jimmy Neutron, by kringle?
478
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,586
I am. Who are you?
479
00:19:06,622 --> 00:19:09,322
Lars Svenson from Sweden.
480
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:12,359
And you've won this year's
Junior Nobel Prize
481
00:19:12,394 --> 00:19:14,861
for your "I Can't Believe
It's Not Oil" machine.
482
00:19:14,896 --> 00:19:16,329
I can explain, son.
483
00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:18,331
You see, you were
feeling so glum
484
00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,367
about not being
in the science fair
485
00:19:20,402 --> 00:19:23,002
that I sent your idea
to the Nobel Prize folks.
486
00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:23,970
CINDY:
Whoa, whoa!
487
00:19:24,005 --> 00:19:25,572
Hold up there, pally.
488
00:19:25,607 --> 00:19:28,141
I don't see any of genius boy's
inventions anywhere!
489
00:19:28,176 --> 00:19:30,310
But it's right outside.
490
00:19:30,345 --> 00:19:31,511
It is?
491
00:19:35,984 --> 00:19:37,183
SVENSON:
Okay, Jimmy,
492
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:39,753
fire up that machine
and make us all
493
00:19:39,788 --> 00:19:41,120
proud and tingly.
494
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,861
( all gasping )
495
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:51,798
( snorting )
496
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:56,636
( buzzing )
497
00:20:07,549 --> 00:20:08,715
My...
498
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,921
( whirring )
499
00:20:14,956 --> 00:20:17,557
I can't believe
it's not oil.
500
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:19,559
( cheering )
501
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:21,027
Isn't that super?
502
00:20:21,062 --> 00:20:22,429
Unfortunately, Jimmy got
503
00:20:22,464 --> 00:20:24,297
the big booteroony
from the fair,
504
00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:25,565
so the winner is...
505
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,700
BOLBI:
Wait, wait!
506
00:20:26,735 --> 00:20:28,501
Bolbi make science, too.
507
00:20:28,537 --> 00:20:32,339
You forget to be judging
my instant mud hut maker.
508
00:20:32,374 --> 00:20:34,641
Mud and donkey dung go here...
509
00:20:34,676 --> 00:20:36,409
bricks come out here!
510
00:20:37,379 --> 00:20:40,547
Now begins a portion
of badness.
511
00:20:41,683 --> 00:20:43,115
( bystanders gasping )
512
00:20:43,151 --> 00:20:44,884
( buzzing )
513
00:20:44,919 --> 00:20:47,787
( snorting )
514
00:20:47,823 --> 00:20:53,092
( screaming )
515
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:56,696
( grunting )
516
00:20:58,266 --> 00:21:00,800
Jimmy, hit
the kill switch!
517
00:21:00,836 --> 00:21:01,835
I can't!
518
00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:04,170
If I let go
of the mulching brake
519
00:21:04,205 --> 00:21:06,473
everyone will be
turned into oil!
520
00:21:06,508 --> 00:21:08,641
Cindy, you've got
to do something!
521
00:21:08,677 --> 00:21:10,309
Why? It's about time
522
00:21:10,345 --> 00:21:12,078
Neutron took
the fall for once.
523
00:21:12,113 --> 00:21:13,747
But everyone
will be mulched!
524
00:21:13,782 --> 00:21:14,981
That's true.
525
00:21:15,016 --> 00:21:16,249
Oh, this is
a real poser.
526
00:21:16,284 --> 00:21:17,784
Well,
if Willoughby's mulch,
527
00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:19,018
so is your trophy.
528
00:21:19,053 --> 00:21:20,119
Everyone, listen up!
529
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,454
Grab your inventions
530
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,523
and get back here
on the double!
531
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,260
Come on, move it,
move it, move it!
532
00:21:27,295 --> 00:21:29,362
Carl, shoot a potato
into the tailpipe.
533
00:21:29,398 --> 00:21:32,465
Sheen, throw
your starving iguana
at the control box.
534
00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:34,200
Right!
535
00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:42,609
Libby, fire all your CDs
at the containment chamber.
536
00:21:45,213 --> 00:21:47,013
Okay, we're clear!
537
00:21:47,048 --> 00:21:49,649
( rumbling )
538
00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:50,884
( gulps )
539
00:21:50,919 --> 00:21:52,452
( burps )
540
00:21:54,456 --> 00:21:56,255
"I can't believe
it's not oil"!
541
00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:59,358
I can't believe
you're not in jail!
542
00:21:59,394 --> 00:22:01,594
Well... this changes everything.
543
00:22:01,630 --> 00:22:03,129
Judges.
544
00:22:03,164 --> 00:22:06,065
( all muttering )
545
00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:08,100
Okay, first prize
goes to everyone
546
00:22:08,136 --> 00:22:11,203
whose inventions helped stop
Jimmy's death machine.
547
00:22:11,239 --> 00:22:14,106
Carl, Sheen and
Libby, come on down!
548
00:22:14,142 --> 00:22:17,176
( cheering )
549
00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:19,679
But, but, I gave them all
positive direction.
550
00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,113
I deserve to be rewarded, too.
551
00:22:21,149 --> 00:22:22,348
You were, Cindy.
552
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:23,917
You saved
a lot of people
553
00:22:23,952 --> 00:22:25,952
from being crunched
into low-cost fuel.
554
00:22:25,987 --> 00:22:28,755
And isn't that
the best reward of all?
555
00:22:31,493 --> 00:22:33,359
Don't worry, Jimmy,
I saw everything.
556
00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:34,894
We'll see you in court!
557
00:22:34,930 --> 00:22:36,763
Don't make me
habeas your corpus.
558
00:22:36,798 --> 00:22:37,864
I ought to...
559
00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:38,865
( yells )
560
00:22:40,101 --> 00:22:41,835
Anyone seen an iguana?
561
00:22:47,442 --> 00:22:51,544
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
access.wgbh.org
562
00:23:22,243 --> 00:23:25,545
( saying "Hi, I'm Paul"
backwards )
563
00:23:25,580 --> 00:23:27,146
JIMMY:
Got to blast!