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SHEEN:
Awesome!
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You're slipping, Neutron.
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Real comets have long,
pretty tails,
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not little, stumpy ones.
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Only when they're filtered
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through the spectral light
of the sun, Vortex.
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Care to tell me
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how I'd get a giant hot ball
of gaseous radioactivity
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into the classroom?
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Hello, children!
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Ah! Get it off me!
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Down, boy! Down!
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Whose comet is this?
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( giggling ):
That tickles.
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Oh, no, not the face.
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Ah!
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That concludes my presentation.
Thank you.
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Mr. Neutron, you're lucky
I'm in a good mood today.
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And do you know why I am?
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Because your mom packed
your favorite lunch?
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Carl, Principal
Willoughby's mom
doesn't pack his lunch,
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he has his butler
do it for him-- duh!
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Oh.
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Does your butler rub yy
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and tell you your lunch is made
with love?
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Oh, stop talking!
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( sighs )
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No, I'm happy,
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because the Lindbergh school
chorus has been asked
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to sing at the opening
of the new library.
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Oh, how exciting.
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I can't even tell you.
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I'll be auditioning new members
of the chorus today.
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We'll need new voices to perform
the special song I wrote.
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And it goes something like this.
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( plays correct key )
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♪ Library ♪
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♪ We've got the cutest
little library ♪
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♪ The books are stacked
by author A through Z ♪
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♪ And all for free... ♪
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STUDENTS:
Stop!
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STUDENT:
It burns!
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What's the problem?
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Ugh, you call that
music?
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Why can't we get a cool band
like Graystar to play?
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Zip it, Libby.
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I'm in the chorus,
remember?
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And I'm up for
a solo this year.
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Bring on this Graystar
of yours, Missy.
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But they're going to sound
lame next to my beats.
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♪ Library ♪
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♪ We've got the dictionary
on CD... ♪
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( humming )
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Man, I'm a synch to get
into the school chorus.
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Really? I didn't know
you could sing, Sheen.
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You kidding me?
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I have a voice
that caresses
like a summer breeze.
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Hey, Grommit!
You owe me $2.36!
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Don't make me
come over there!
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So, Jimmy,
guess what.
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My folks said
I could get a pet
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if my allergies
aren't set off.
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Ah, that's great, Carl.
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Yeah...
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You want to come to
the pet store with me
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while I sniff
the animals?
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Sorry, Carl, I have a date
with Twonkus-3.
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Twonkus-3?
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It's a comet that's
entering Earth's orbit
in about...
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Whoa! Puking Pluto!
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Twonkus-3 is entering
Earth's orbit in an hour.
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Gotta blast!
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So, what'd I miss?
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Oh, Jimmy's dating
a comet
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and I have to go
sniff animals.
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And they say I'm the w.
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Now remember, Hugh,
this money is for groceries--
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not for ducks, or pies, or any
other of your little hobbies.
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Sugarbooger, please,
I'm a responsible, grownup man.
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Oh, look, this one has
a beardy face.
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JIMMY:
That's Twonkus-3!
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Let's ride, boy.
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Atomic batteries to power.
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Turbines to speed.
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Liftoff in five, four...
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Hey, Jimbo!
Wait up, son.
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Dad, be careful,
I'm about to take off.
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Perfect--
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you can give me a lift
to the grocery store...
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Uh, sorry, Dad,
I can't override
the launch command
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once the turbines
start firing.
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No problem, son.
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Say, this G-force
kind of stings.
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Ooh!
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Thanks, Goddard.
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Son, there's the grocery
down there.
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Let me off
in the parking lot.
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Sure thing.
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HUGH:
Just bring
her down
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right behind...
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Whoa!
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Whoo-hoo, hoo!
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I'm flying.
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Later, Dad.
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( groans )
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( rocket engine screaming )
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( tires squealing )
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( engine powers down )
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Perfect landing.
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( softly ):
Wow!
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It's beautiful.
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We'd better get started.
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But let's keep an eye
on the rocket
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so we don't
get lost.
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That's not quite what I meant.
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Besides, I'll need you
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to help me explore.
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( classical music plays
on radio )
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Oh, I get it--
when we're done exploring,
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the music will
guide us back.
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Good idea, boy.
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( growling )
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Hey, yoo-hoo?
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Hi, Mr. Guinea Pig.
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Careful there,
Carl.
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Ten more seconds and your tongue
will swell up big-time.
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Sorry.
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Do you have any pets that won't
make me sneeze or wheeze
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or roll around going...
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( squawking )
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Ay-ay-ay, of course, boychik.
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Stavros has pet
for every children.
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Come, follow me to the dark
back of the place.
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Ribbit. Ribbit.
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( hissing )
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What in heck's armpit is that?
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Norwegian
tree frog--
very clean.
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Clean you,
clean himself,
clean everybody.
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( sniffing )
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( sneezes )
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Holy Tabbouleh--
you are allergic.
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Ah, don't worry,
I have perfect animal
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for all the
sneezing childrens.
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Eh?
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Ah... what is it?
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Dwarf spider monkey.
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Like a big one,
but smaller--
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too tiny
to make sneeze.
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( sniffing )
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Can I keep him?
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No, you can't
keep him.
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Let's go.
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Wait, wait,
stop with leaving.
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I have one more pet.
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I breed myself;
one of a kind.
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Please.
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Ooh, what is it?
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North Atlantic
salmon.
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Frozen in block
of ice.
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Is impossible to be
allergic.
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( sniffing )
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Hey, I'm not sneezing.
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( sniffing )
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Or wheezing!
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Oh, no.
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Oh, sweet mercy...
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Oh, what is problem now?!
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Oh...
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I'm allergic to ice.
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It's like
a thousand fire ants
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doing the mambo
under my skin!
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Oh!
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( sighs )
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00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,474
Ah, here's a good spot.
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00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:09,043
Let's get some samples
from this sand deposit.
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Dump-truck mode, Goddard.
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( whirring )
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( creature roaring )
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( barking )
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Just go in that crater, boy,
no one's looking.
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( barking )
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Uh! My rocket!
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Come on, boy!
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( roaring )
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Hey, you!
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Get away from my rocket!
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( roaring )
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If he destroys the ship,
we'll be stranded here forever.
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Goddard, hit him
with an ion blast.
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( gun whirring;
creature roaring )
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( roaring )
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Try the paralyzer beam.
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( gun whirring )
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00:08:00,963 --> 00:08:03,431
Didn't even faze him.
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00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:07,668
♪ That's why
I'm quick drawin' Cora ♪
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00:08:07,703 --> 00:08:11,039
♪ The cowgirl of Kalamazoo! ♪
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♪ Yee-haw! ♪
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00:08:12,509 --> 00:08:14,575
See you at the ranch, boys.
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00:08:14,610 --> 00:08:16,644
Very good, Cindy.
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00:08:16,679 --> 00:08:18,546
But in case
you've forgotten...
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00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,481
you're already
in the chorus!
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00:08:20,517 --> 00:08:23,484
I just wanted
to remind you
how good I am.
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By the way, have you decided
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who's doing the big solo
on the library's opening day?
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WILLOUGHBY:
Next!
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Good luck, Sheen.
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Right, like I'll need it.
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Besides, no one's been rejected
from the Lindbergh chorus
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00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,132
in 50 years.
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00:08:38,168 --> 00:08:40,668
( clears throat )
211
00:08:40,703 --> 00:08:43,237
( singing off-key ):
♪ Home, home on the range... ♪
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Next!
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00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,106
Uh, pardon?
214
00:08:45,141 --> 00:08:47,075
That's all
I needed to hear.
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Well, I can't say I'm surprised.
216
00:08:49,379 --> 00:08:51,446
Now let's talk rehearsal
schedule, babe.
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Tuesdays I have my action-figure
support group.
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00:08:54,884 --> 00:08:55,849
Monday...
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00:08:55,885 --> 00:08:57,552
Oh, dear,
I'd better explain.
220
00:08:57,587 --> 00:08:59,387
Um, Sheen-- "amigo"--
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00:08:59,422 --> 00:09:01,956
I'm afraid you won't be
joining the chorus.
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00:09:01,991 --> 00:09:02,790
( gasps )
223
00:09:02,825 --> 00:09:04,024
What?
224
00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:05,025
You're rejecting me?
225
00:09:05,061 --> 00:09:07,462
Now, now, now, don't
take it personally,
226
00:09:07,497 --> 00:09:10,431
we-we needed and alto,
and, well, you're a... a...
227
00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:11,732
You're a terrible singer!
228
00:09:11,767 --> 00:09:12,633
Miss Fowl!
229
00:09:14,571 --> 00:09:16,637
You see, Sheen,
your voice, um...
230
00:09:16,672 --> 00:09:18,406
How shall I put this?
231
00:09:18,441 --> 00:09:19,640
You voice scares small children.
232
00:09:19,675 --> 00:09:21,209
Miss Fowl, please.
233
00:09:21,244 --> 00:09:22,943
Look, Sheen,
as chorus master,
234
00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,412
I know talent...
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00:09:24,447 --> 00:09:27,915
That's what you have:
no talent.
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00:09:27,950 --> 00:09:29,150
I'm done.
237
00:09:29,185 --> 00:09:30,384
Wait a minute.
238
00:09:30,420 --> 00:09:32,553
I see what's going on here.
239
00:09:32,589 --> 00:09:35,256
You people don't think
I'm a very good singer, do you?
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00:09:38,461 --> 00:09:40,728
Then you have silenced
a precious talent!
241
00:09:40,763 --> 00:09:42,830
From this point on, I, Sheen,
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00:09:42,865 --> 00:09:46,567
shall never grace the world
with song again!
243
00:09:48,904 --> 00:09:51,305
But if you guys
change your mind,
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00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,874
call me-- anytime.
245
00:09:53,909 --> 00:09:55,343
Seriously.
246
00:09:55,378 --> 00:09:57,811
( gun whirring;
creature roaring )
247
00:10:00,383 --> 00:10:02,383
The triflector ray isn't
working either.
248
00:10:02,418 --> 00:10:04,252
Goddard, what do you h?
249
00:10:06,789 --> 00:10:07,688
It's no use.
250
00:10:07,723 --> 00:10:10,291
We'll have to try
to board the rocket
251
00:10:10,326 --> 00:10:11,392
while it's
under attack.
252
00:10:11,427 --> 00:10:12,426
On my command.
253
00:10:12,462 --> 00:10:14,828
One... two... three.
254
00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:15,996
Charge!
255
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:16,997
( growling )
256
00:10:22,071 --> 00:10:24,605
( engine turning over )
257
00:10:24,641 --> 00:10:26,040
She won't start.
258
00:10:26,075 --> 00:10:27,575
Come on, come on...
259
00:10:31,414 --> 00:10:33,781
( roaring )
260
00:10:38,421 --> 00:10:40,555
( snarling )
261
00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,591
She still won't start.
262
00:10:43,626 --> 00:10:45,193
( snarling )
263
00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:46,860
( whimpers )
264
00:10:49,332 --> 00:10:51,465
( snarling )
265
00:10:51,501 --> 00:10:54,635
( engine starts )
266
00:10:54,671 --> 00:10:56,103
Let's get out
of here!
267
00:10:59,375 --> 00:11:02,810
( roaring fiercely )
268
00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:05,446
Honey, I'm home!
269
00:11:05,481 --> 00:11:07,515
Did you get
the groceries?
270
00:11:07,550 --> 00:11:10,251
No, I bought
something even better.
271
00:11:10,286 --> 00:11:13,254
Say hello
to my new friend Flippy.
272
00:11:13,289 --> 00:11:14,188
( gasps )
273
00:11:14,224 --> 00:11:15,489
Hey, Dollface.
274
00:11:15,525 --> 00:11:17,225
Let's say we ditch
the deadwood
275
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,459
and go make trouble.
276
00:11:18,494 --> 00:11:20,127
Flippy, please
don't be fresh.
277
00:11:20,162 --> 00:11:21,662
I'm fresh?
278
00:11:21,698 --> 00:11:23,897
You're the one with
your hand on my...
279
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:24,865
That's enough!
280
00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:27,602
One more crack
and it's back in the box.
281
00:11:27,637 --> 00:11:28,936
( giggles ):
Isn't he great?
282
00:11:28,971 --> 00:11:31,205
You see, honey,
the words he's saying
283
00:11:31,241 --> 00:11:32,906
are actually coming out of me.
284
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:36,344
Hugh, you promised me you
wouldn't spend the grocery money
285
00:11:36,379 --> 00:11:37,811
on any of your hobbies.
286
00:11:37,847 --> 00:11:40,648
Yeah, but Boogerbear,
this is much more than a hobby.
287
00:11:40,683 --> 00:11:42,617
Once Flippy and I
hit the big time,
288
00:11:42,652 --> 00:11:45,586
I'll be able to buy you
your own private supermarket.
289
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:49,257
Oh, and just what do you propose
I make for dinner tonight?
290
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:50,791
Well, that's a good question.
291
00:11:50,826 --> 00:11:52,926
What do you feel like,?
292
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:53,728
Nothing for me.
293
00:11:53,763 --> 00:11:54,962
I'm trying to lose weight.
294
00:11:54,997 --> 00:11:57,331
Oh, really,
how much do you want to lose?
295
00:11:57,367 --> 00:11:58,366
Whatever
you weigh.
296
00:11:58,401 --> 00:12:00,000
Well, I suppose... hey!
297
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,441
Sign my letter asking
Graystar to play
298
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,310
at the opening
of the new library.
299
00:12:09,345 --> 00:12:10,878
Sign my letter
to Graystar, guys.
300
00:12:10,913 --> 00:12:14,148
Ladies, there's this banging
new band called Graystar,
301
00:12:14,183 --> 00:12:15,583
and all I need from you is to...
302
00:12:15,618 --> 00:12:18,252
Stop walking away
while I'm talking to you!
303
00:12:18,288 --> 00:12:19,720
What's wrong with everybody?
304
00:12:19,756 --> 00:12:21,756
Don't you people like music?
305
00:12:22,692 --> 00:12:25,559
Stop the manufacture
of sweater vests made
306
00:12:25,595 --> 00:12:27,194
from adorable puppies!
307
00:12:27,229 --> 00:12:30,864
MAN:
Why, that's terrible!
308
00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:34,234
LIBBY:
That's right,
just sign right there.
309
00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:35,369
Step right up.
310
00:12:35,405 --> 00:12:37,705
Don't worry,
you'll all get a turn.
311
00:12:42,278 --> 00:12:43,744
Whew, we're back.
312
00:12:43,780 --> 00:12:46,314
I was worried I'd never see
this place again.
313
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:47,381
( barking )
314
00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:50,318
Oh, right,
the sand deposits.
315
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,119
Just empty them
into that tank.
316
00:12:55,124 --> 00:12:58,426
Man, wait till I tell Carl
and Sheen what happened.
317
00:12:58,461 --> 00:13:00,294
CARL AND SHEEN:
Hi, Jimmy.
318
00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:01,429
How did you guys
get here?
319
00:13:01,464 --> 00:13:02,896
Bag of your hair.
320
00:13:02,932 --> 00:13:06,033
Well, how in the world
did you get a bag of my...
321
00:13:06,068 --> 00:13:07,501
Never mind.
322
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,503
You'll never believe
what happened.
323
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,472
A monster tried
to destroy my rocket.
324
00:13:11,507 --> 00:13:13,674
He was eight feet
and could lift
boulders,
325
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,143
and we barely got
the rocket started
in time.
326
00:13:16,178 --> 00:13:18,111
Oh, that's really
cool, Jim.
327
00:13:18,147 --> 00:13:20,147
That's real exciting,
Jimmy.
328
00:13:20,182 --> 00:13:21,114
What's wrong with you two?
329
00:13:21,150 --> 00:13:23,451
My dad says I can't ha.
330
00:13:23,486 --> 00:13:27,020
Yeah, and I got rejected
from the school chorus.
331
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,456
because I'm "terrible."
332
00:13:28,491 --> 00:13:30,858
Oh, gee, guys,
I'm sorry.
333
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:34,161
Anyway, the monster was
throwing boulders at the ship,
334
00:13:34,196 --> 00:13:37,431
so I ordered Goddard
to hit him with an ion blast.
335
00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:39,433
Jimmy, why is there
a soft, furry thing
336
00:13:39,469 --> 00:13:41,635
digging itself out
of that tank of sand?
337
00:13:41,671 --> 00:13:42,370
Huh?
338
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:44,739
Well...
339
00:13:44,774 --> 00:13:46,540
would you
look at that?
340
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:49,377
It must be a life-form
indigenous to Twonkus-3.
341
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:52,413
CARL:
Oh, he's adorable.
342
00:13:52,448 --> 00:13:54,882
( sniffing )
343
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,217
( purring )
344
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,419
I'm not sneezing!
345
00:13:58,454 --> 00:14:00,020
I'm not sneezing!
346
00:14:00,055 --> 00:14:01,522
Can I keep him,
Jimmy?
347
00:14:01,557 --> 00:14:03,156
No way!
I want him!
348
00:14:03,192 --> 00:14:04,525
Uh-uh, I saw it first.
349
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,427
Guys, guys, no one can have him.
350
00:14:06,462 --> 00:14:08,429
Keeping a space creature
as a pet
351
00:14:08,464 --> 00:14:10,398
is a violation
of scientific protocol.
352
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,099
Please, please,
please, please!
353
00:14:12,134 --> 00:14:15,436
No, it might be dangerous,
although it's clearly not
354
00:14:15,471 --> 00:14:17,538
the same species
that attacked my ship.
355
00:14:17,573 --> 00:14:18,572
So can I keep him?
356
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,408
Please, please,
please, please!
357
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,475
Oh, please,
Jimmy!
358
00:14:21,511 --> 00:14:23,778
All right,
but only for 24 hours.
359
00:14:23,813 --> 00:14:25,613
When the comet makes
its last pass
360
00:14:25,648 --> 00:14:27,347
through Earth's
orbit tomorrow,
361
00:14:27,383 --> 00:14:28,749
we're sending it back.
362
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,785
Deal.
363
00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:33,353
Is that okay
with you, Twonky?
364
00:14:33,389 --> 00:14:34,455
( purring )
365
00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:35,790
Who's a twonky?
366
00:14:35,825 --> 00:14:38,492
Who's a cute,
little twonky?
367
00:14:38,528 --> 00:14:41,762
I'm going to go home
and play with him.
368
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,564
Too bad you didn't
get anything
369
00:14:43,599 --> 00:14:45,933
from the comet to
make me feel better.
370
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,000
Nope,
I sure didn't.
371
00:14:47,036 --> 00:14:48,235
Anyway, Goddard
hits him
372
00:14:48,270 --> 00:14:49,537
with the ion blast
373
00:14:49,572 --> 00:14:51,104
and it doesn't
even phase him.
374
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,908
So then I said, "Hit him
with the particle beam."
375
00:14:53,943 --> 00:14:56,944
So I should battle
the eight-foot
monster of rejection
376
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,447
with a particle beam
of my amazing talents?!
377
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,948
No,
not exactly.
378
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,650
I'll do it!
379
00:15:05,688 --> 00:15:08,756
I have to work on my
storytelling skills.
380
00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:10,858
♪ If you chew gum
or shout ♪
381
00:15:10,893 --> 00:15:15,996
♪ The guards will throw you out
of our brand-new library. ♪
382
00:15:16,031 --> 00:15:17,197
Oh, bravissima.
383
00:15:17,232 --> 00:15:20,434
Miss Fowl,
I think we have our soloist.
384
00:15:20,470 --> 00:15:23,003
I need a dressing room
for tomorrow's performance
385
00:15:23,038 --> 00:15:26,173
and backstage access
for my hair and makeup people.
386
00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:27,140
Okay, later.
387
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,275
Let's call it
a wrap.
388
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:29,643
( clears throat )
389
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:30,444
Huh?
390
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:31,479
Oh, hello there.
391
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,280
I didn't see you.
392
00:15:33,315 --> 00:15:36,383
See, I'm the new
foreign-exchange student
393
00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:38,318
here at the Lindbergh School.
394
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,354
You're Bolby Stroganofsky?
395
00:15:40,389 --> 00:15:42,556
Uh... sí.
396
00:15:42,592 --> 00:15:45,158
Well, Bolby, um,
were you interested
397
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,194
in auditioning
for the chorus?
398
00:15:47,229 --> 00:15:48,328
Oh, yeah, yeah.
399
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,998
I'm a famous singer
from a native country
400
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,000
of... of... uh...
401
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,301
Backharistan.
402
00:15:54,336 --> 00:15:55,469
Yeah, yeah,
sí, oui.
403
00:15:55,505 --> 00:15:57,204
Well,
this is an honor.
404
00:15:57,239 --> 00:15:58,939
Why don't you
tell Miss Fowl
405
00:15:58,975 --> 00:16:01,475
what you'll be singing
for us today?
406
00:16:01,511 --> 00:16:03,443
"Home on the Range."
407
00:16:03,479 --> 00:16:05,880
( Fowl begins playing
"Home on the Range" )
408
00:16:05,915 --> 00:16:08,616
♪ Home, home on the range... ♪
409
00:16:08,651 --> 00:16:09,383
Next!
410
00:16:09,418 --> 00:16:12,219
Please let me in the chorus.
411
00:16:12,254 --> 00:16:14,187
My voice grows on you.
412
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:17,391
So do liver spots, but
I don't make you look at them.
413
00:16:17,426 --> 00:16:18,926
Miss Fowl,
that is not funny.
414
00:16:18,961 --> 00:16:20,127
( laughing )
415
00:16:20,162 --> 00:16:21,862
Okay, okay,
it's a little funny.
416
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:25,065
I have half a mind
to report you.
417
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,000
Half a mind?
418
00:16:26,035 --> 00:16:27,434
No wonder
you can't sing.
419
00:16:27,469 --> 00:16:30,404
( both laughing )
420
00:16:30,439 --> 00:16:35,275
( laughing )
( laughing )
421
00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:37,878
We are so fired.
422
00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:42,315
CARL:
Hey, Jimmy,
423
00:16:42,351 --> 00:16:43,517
look who I brought
with me.
424
00:16:43,553 --> 00:16:45,519
JIMMY:
Carl, what are
you doing?
425
00:16:45,555 --> 00:16:47,320
You shouldn't
bring it to school.
426
00:16:47,356 --> 00:16:48,856
MISS FOWL:
Pipe down, children!
427
00:16:48,891 --> 00:16:52,192
We have several more projects
to get to today.
428
00:16:52,227 --> 00:16:54,562
Let's see... Libby.
429
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,730
For my project,
I got everyone in town
430
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:59,700
to sign this petition
asking Graystar to sing
431
00:16:59,735 --> 00:17:02,603
at the opening of
the town's new library.
432
00:17:02,638 --> 00:17:05,706
Hey, you told me it was
a petition to save the whales.
433
00:17:05,741 --> 00:17:08,508
She told me it was to build
a community center.
434
00:17:08,544 --> 00:17:11,378
Oh, uh, they're going
to do those things, too.
435
00:17:11,413 --> 00:17:13,346
And that concludes
my presentation.
436
00:17:13,382 --> 00:17:15,315
Oh, thank you, Libby.
437
00:17:15,350 --> 00:17:17,284
Who would like to go next?
438
00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:18,919
Me, oh, please!
439
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,387
Over here!
Pick me!
440
00:17:20,422 --> 00:17:22,289
Um, let's see...
441
00:17:22,324 --> 00:17:25,158
Here, Miss Fowl,
right in front
of you,
442
00:17:25,194 --> 00:17:26,594
completely ready
to go.
443
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:29,396
Do I have
any volunteers?
444
00:17:29,431 --> 00:17:34,134
For the love of humanity,
pick me!
445
00:17:34,169 --> 00:17:36,470
How about you, Carl?
446
00:17:36,505 --> 00:17:39,707
I'd be happy to go,
Miss Fowl.
447
00:17:39,742 --> 00:17:42,209
Carl, I don't think
this is a good idea.
448
00:17:42,244 --> 00:17:43,978
Don't worry, Jimmy.
449
00:17:44,013 --> 00:17:45,512
( clears throat )
450
00:17:45,547 --> 00:17:48,482
My friends,
prepare to be amazed.
451
00:17:48,517 --> 00:17:51,585
From the depths of out,
452
00:17:51,621 --> 00:17:55,723
I give you the world's
one and only twonky!
453
00:17:55,758 --> 00:17:57,557
( class gasps as twonk)
454
00:17:57,593 --> 00:17:59,126
SHEEN:
Seen it already.
455
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,460
What is it?
456
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,630
Well, it's
an exotic space creature
457
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:06,100
that our good friend Jimmy
found on a far-off comet.
458
00:18:06,135 --> 00:18:08,435
It's adorable.
459
00:18:08,470 --> 00:18:10,137
It's the cutest thing I've seen.
460
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,505
Big deal.
461
00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:13,507
My Chilean tree frogs
are just as cute,
462
00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:15,643
and they shoot blood
out their eyes.
463
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,679
Oh, well, the twonky
has more to offer
464
00:18:18,714 --> 00:18:21,481
than cuteness
and affection, Butch.
465
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:25,218
For example, he can ricochet
like a Superball.
466
00:18:25,254 --> 00:18:28,856
( class exclaiming )
467
00:18:32,094 --> 00:18:33,727
Uh-huh.
468
00:18:33,763 --> 00:18:36,864
He is adept at camouflage.
469
00:18:36,899 --> 00:18:40,233
( class gasps )
470
00:18:40,269 --> 00:18:43,103
And he has excellent
motor skills.
471
00:18:43,139 --> 00:18:44,138
Nathan...
472
00:18:49,178 --> 00:18:52,146
BUTCH:
Oh, that's so cool!
473
00:18:52,181 --> 00:18:53,681
That thing rocks, man.
474
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:56,884
And since he's the only one
in the galaxy,
475
00:18:56,919 --> 00:18:59,619
I guess you all have
to be nice to me
476
00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:02,289
if you ever want
to get near him.
477
00:19:02,324 --> 00:19:03,223
I'll tutor you.
478
00:19:03,258 --> 00:19:04,892
I'll beat you up softly.
479
00:19:04,927 --> 00:19:06,459
I'll chew your food.
480
00:19:06,495 --> 00:19:10,497
( purrs, then begins c)
481
00:19:10,532 --> 00:19:12,532
Oh, dear,
I think your twonky
482
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,001
has a cold, Carl.
483
00:19:14,036 --> 00:19:16,103
( spitting )
484
00:19:16,138 --> 00:19:17,537
Wha...
485
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:21,075
Nope,
just a fur ball.
486
00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:24,444
( baby twonkies peeping )
487
00:19:24,479 --> 00:19:26,213
MISS FOWL:
Fur ball, nothing!
488
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,249
Mama's shooting out
young'uns.
489
00:19:29,284 --> 00:19:31,085
And there's enough
for everybody.
490
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,087
( class exclaiming )
491
00:19:33,122 --> 00:19:34,521
Guys, no!
492
00:19:34,556 --> 00:19:36,256
It could be a hostile species.
493
00:19:39,195 --> 00:19:40,393
Hostile-- look at them.
494
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,062
They're just
little puffballs.
495
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,597
Listen to me.
496
00:19:43,632 --> 00:19:46,666
I saw an eight-foot monster
that came from the same comet.
497
00:19:46,702 --> 00:19:47,968
Move it, megahead.
498
00:19:49,839 --> 00:19:51,138
Nick, you?
499
00:19:51,173 --> 00:19:53,440
Uh, I'm just
using him
500
00:19:53,475 --> 00:19:56,143
to sample hair
products on.
501
00:19:58,247 --> 00:20:00,180
And when I was done
burping him,
502
00:20:00,216 --> 00:20:01,882
I think I heard
him say, "Mama."
503
00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:04,818
Well, Isabella tests
well above her age group.
504
00:20:04,854 --> 00:20:06,987
We're already talking
to preschools.
505
00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:10,023
( peeping )
506
00:20:10,059 --> 00:20:14,561
MISS FOWL:
And that's Calvin Coolidge--
our 30th president.
507
00:20:14,596 --> 00:20:17,898
I once danced the hucklebuck
with him in Chicago,
508
00:20:17,933 --> 00:20:20,801
but you won't find that
in the history books.
509
00:20:20,836 --> 00:20:23,771
Who wants to be in
some cheesy chorus, anyway?
510
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:27,207
Right, UltraLord, Robo-fiend,
Bugaoh and Twonky?
511
00:20:27,243 --> 00:20:28,441
Talk about lame.
512
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,845
In fact, I think those geeks
in chorus are...
513
00:20:31,881 --> 00:20:35,048
the luckiest people
in all the land.
514
00:20:35,084 --> 00:20:38,385
( purring )
515
00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:40,587
Thanks, Twonky.
516
00:20:40,622 --> 00:20:42,923
Why can't you be
more supportive like him?!
517
00:20:42,958 --> 00:20:47,494
CARL:
Well, Twonkster, we've had
a busy day, you and I.
518
00:20:47,529 --> 00:20:48,929
And there's nothing
519
00:20:48,964 --> 00:20:52,465
that helps me unwind better
after a busy day
520
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:56,303
than a relaxing round
of bending and stretching.
521
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,238
I even have a song for it.
522
00:20:58,274 --> 00:20:59,406
It goes...
523
00:20:59,441 --> 00:21:00,407
( music starts )
524
00:21:00,442 --> 00:21:03,911
♪ Bending and stretching ♪
525
00:21:03,946 --> 00:21:08,148
♪ Bending and stretching ♪
( creature gagging )
526
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,750
♪ Little blue-eyed girl... ♪
527
00:21:10,786 --> 00:21:18,025
( Carl still singing
as creature snarls )
528
00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:19,860
( snarls
ferociously )
529
00:21:19,895 --> 00:21:21,195
( snarling )
530
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:28,768
I told him it was a bad idea,
but did he listen?
531
00:21:28,804 --> 00:21:30,170
No, he didn't.
532
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,539
He's going to help me
go door to door
533
00:21:32,574 --> 00:21:35,508
getting everyone's twonkies
and sending them back to space.
534
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:36,310
( gasps )
535
00:21:36,345 --> 00:21:38,278
( Carl screaming )
536
00:21:39,982 --> 00:21:41,014
( twonky growling )
537
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,615
Carl? Carl?
538
00:21:42,651 --> 00:21:43,817
( whimpering )
539
00:21:43,853 --> 00:21:44,852
( gasps )
540
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,186
CARL:
Jimmy.
541
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:49,923
Y-You can have your
twonky back now.
542
00:21:49,959 --> 00:21:51,791
Hey, twonky, over here!
543
00:21:51,827 --> 00:21:53,360
( growling )
544
00:21:55,497 --> 00:21:56,796
( screams )
545
00:21:56,832 --> 00:21:58,966
( glass shatters )
546
00:21:59,001 --> 00:21:59,967
Carl, what happened?!
547
00:22:00,002 --> 00:22:01,168
I don't know!
548
00:22:01,203 --> 00:22:03,036
I was just doing exercises
549
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:05,205
and singing my bending
and stretching song
550
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:08,275
and suddenly my twonky
turned into a monster.
551
00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:10,710
I was afraid something
like this would happen.
552
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,347
Well, maybe somebody
should have thought of that
553
00:22:13,382 --> 00:22:16,516
before he brought a strange
creature back from outer...
554
00:22:16,551 --> 00:22:17,584
Carl!
555
00:22:17,619 --> 00:22:18,385
Sorry.
556
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,420
All I know is,
if your twonky
557
00:22:20,455 --> 00:22:21,955
morphed into
a violent beast,
558
00:22:21,991 --> 00:22:23,257
then so can
everybody's.
559
00:22:23,292 --> 00:22:26,293
We have to find out
what causes it, and fast!
560
00:22:27,162 --> 00:22:28,461
( sighs )
561
00:22:28,497 --> 00:22:29,429
I'm back, Hugh.
562
00:22:29,464 --> 00:22:30,430
At least, now
563
00:22:30,465 --> 00:22:32,699
we'll have
enough groceries
to make dinner.
564
00:22:32,734 --> 00:22:34,434
Thanks, Sugarbooger.
565
00:22:34,469 --> 00:22:37,771
Ooh, and Mr. Tomasini
gave me this adorable
little creature.
566
00:22:37,806 --> 00:22:39,672
I think it's
called a twonky.
567
00:22:39,708 --> 00:22:40,607
That's nice, dear.
568
00:22:40,642 --> 00:22:42,276
Wait till you see the act
569
00:22:42,311 --> 00:22:44,244
I've been working on
with Flippy.
570
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,546
He can sing while I drink water.
571
00:22:46,581 --> 00:22:47,480
Are you ready, Flippy?
572
00:22:47,516 --> 00:22:48,681
( in high voice ):
I sure am.
573
00:22:50,652 --> 00:22:54,388
( in bubbly voice ):
♪ I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy ♪
574
00:22:54,423 --> 00:22:56,689
♪ Yankee Doodle, do or♪
575
00:22:56,725 --> 00:22:57,857
( twonky grumbling )
576
00:22:57,893 --> 00:23:00,060
♪ A real live... ( gar♪
577
00:23:00,095 --> 00:23:02,229
( growling )
578
00:23:02,998 --> 00:23:04,631
Oh, golly!
579
00:23:04,666 --> 00:23:06,566
Oh, good grief!
580
00:23:06,601 --> 00:23:07,734
HUGH:
Oh, Flippy, run!
581
00:23:07,769 --> 00:23:08,701
Run, Flippy!
582
00:23:08,737 --> 00:23:09,937
Dad!
583
00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:12,505
( growling and screaming )
584
00:23:12,541 --> 00:23:13,974
Dad, are you okay?
585
00:23:14,009 --> 00:23:15,242
( both shudder )
586
00:23:17,579 --> 00:23:18,511
( sighs )
587
00:23:18,547 --> 00:23:19,746
( grunts )
588
00:23:19,781 --> 00:23:22,449
Everyone's a critic.
589
00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:23,516
Great idea, Libbs.
590
00:23:23,552 --> 00:23:26,053
I hear these new hip-hop
babycize classes
591
00:23:26,088 --> 00:23:27,821
really strengthen
the parent-child bond.
592
00:23:27,856 --> 00:23:30,490
Like I need an excuse
to get down...
593
00:23:30,525 --> 00:23:31,491
and kick it!
594
00:23:31,526 --> 00:23:32,826
( boombox playing funk)
595
00:23:32,861 --> 00:23:34,261
WOMAN:
♪ Come on. ♪
596
00:23:34,296 --> 00:23:36,596
( funky beat continues )
597
00:23:36,631 --> 00:23:37,864
♪ Come on. ♪
598
00:23:37,899 --> 00:23:39,899
( vocals echoing )
599
00:23:39,935 --> 00:23:43,036
( twonkies growling )
600
00:23:43,072 --> 00:23:45,305
( girls scream )
601
00:23:46,608 --> 00:23:48,075
My twonky!
602
00:23:48,110 --> 00:23:49,709
LIBBY:
My boombox!
603
00:23:49,744 --> 00:23:51,411
It was so young.
604
00:23:51,447 --> 00:23:52,245
( sobs )
605
00:23:52,281 --> 00:23:54,014
( plays few beats and)
606
00:23:54,049 --> 00:23:57,917
And those are
the American presidents.
607
00:23:57,953 --> 00:24:01,521
Now let's review our ABCs
608
00:24:01,556 --> 00:24:03,690
in song.
609
00:24:03,725 --> 00:24:05,058
( blows note )
610
00:24:05,094 --> 00:24:06,593
( blows raspberry )
611
00:24:06,628 --> 00:24:10,864
♪ Oh, A is a letter
that we all should know ♪
612
00:24:10,899 --> 00:24:13,900
♪ Without it,
we can't spell"ant" ♪
613
00:24:13,935 --> 00:24:17,404
♪ B is a letter
that we all love so ♪
614
00:24:17,439 --> 00:24:20,773
♪ Without it,
there'd be no"botulism"! ♪
615
00:24:20,809 --> 00:24:22,009
( snarling )
616
00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:23,443
What's wrong, little fella?
617
00:24:23,479 --> 00:24:24,711
( growling )
618
00:24:24,746 --> 00:24:26,746
Uh, now...
619
00:24:26,781 --> 00:24:27,881
MISS FOWL:
Ow.
620
00:24:27,916 --> 00:24:30,683
Don't hurt Mama.
621
00:24:38,994 --> 00:24:42,762
♪ Guten Abend, gute Nacht ♪
622
00:24:42,797 --> 00:24:46,133
♪ Wirst du wieder geweckt ♪
623
00:24:46,168 --> 00:24:49,403
♪ Mit Näglein besteckt ♪
624
00:24:49,438 --> 00:24:52,339
♪ Schlupf unter die D♪
625
00:24:52,374 --> 00:24:53,806
( twonky snarling
and growling )
626
00:24:53,842 --> 00:24:54,774
Oh, man!
627
00:24:54,809 --> 00:24:55,842
Watch the hair!
628
00:24:55,877 --> 00:24:57,744
Watch the hairdo.
629
00:24:57,779 --> 00:24:59,246
( screams )
630
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:04,617
Your twonkies attacked us
in babycize class!
631
00:25:04,653 --> 00:25:05,552
LIBBY:
They busted
632
00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:06,619
my boombox.
633
00:25:06,655 --> 00:25:08,088
Those things are a menace!
634
00:25:08,123 --> 00:25:08,855
NICK:
Dude!
635
00:25:08,890 --> 00:25:10,057
My 'do is ruined!
636
00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:12,059
Just when I was learning
to love again.
637
00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:13,626
JIMMY:
People, people!
638
00:25:13,662 --> 00:25:15,295
This isn't a time for blame
639
00:25:15,330 --> 00:25:17,230
or I'd be saying things like,
640
00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:20,434
"I tried to tell you," and
"Why didn't you jerks listen?"
641
00:25:20,469 --> 00:25:22,702
Your stories have
a common theme.
642
00:25:22,737 --> 00:25:23,703
Painful biting?
643
00:25:23,738 --> 00:25:25,405
Massive blood loss?
644
00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:27,574
No, music!
645
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:28,908
( all agreeing )
646
00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:30,277
Harmonic patterns
cause the twonkies
647
00:25:30,312 --> 00:25:32,679
to morph into beasts
and attack the source.
648
00:25:32,714 --> 00:25:35,848
We've got to shut down
all the music in town
649
00:25:35,884 --> 00:25:37,350
before the rest hear it.
650
00:25:37,386 --> 00:25:39,086
You can't stop
the music!
651
00:25:39,121 --> 00:25:40,287
We've got to!
652
00:25:40,322 --> 00:25:41,821
Now, here's the plan:
653
00:25:41,856 --> 00:25:43,923
Carl, you go to the Candy Bar;
654
00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:45,425
Cindy, you head to school;
655
00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:47,561
Sheen, you...
656
00:25:47,596 --> 00:25:49,463
Where's Sheen?
657
00:25:49,498 --> 00:25:53,866
I already told you, UltraLord,
we can't go outside.
658
00:25:53,902 --> 00:25:55,068
Being rejected from chorus
659
00:25:55,104 --> 00:25:57,870
has caused me to shun
the light of day.
660
00:25:57,906 --> 00:25:59,473
What's that, Robo-Fiend?
661
00:25:59,508 --> 00:26:03,042
Well, thank you, I once thought
I had a beautiful voice, too,
662
00:26:03,078 --> 00:26:06,379
but Miss Fowl says
I have no talent.
663
00:26:06,415 --> 00:26:07,747
( chuckles )
664
00:26:07,782 --> 00:26:11,118
Yes, Bugaoh, Bringer of Flame,
she is getting on in years,
665
00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:13,553
but I don't think
she's a thousand.
666
00:26:13,589 --> 00:26:15,054
Really, twonky?!
667
00:26:15,090 --> 00:26:17,224
You'd like to hear me sing?
668
00:26:17,259 --> 00:26:19,959
Well, I don't think...
okay, maybe just for you.
669
00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:20,860
Here it goes.
670
00:26:20,895 --> 00:26:23,096
( inhaling deeply )
671
00:26:24,633 --> 00:26:26,166
( tapping baton )
672
00:26:26,201 --> 00:26:28,602
All right, all right,
eyes off your twonkies
673
00:26:28,637 --> 00:26:29,669
and on moi, everyone.
674
00:26:29,704 --> 00:26:32,172
Now, on the downbeat.
675
00:26:32,207 --> 00:26:33,406
Stop, don't sing!
676
00:26:33,442 --> 00:26:35,542
Miss Vortex, thank you
for joining us.
677
00:26:35,577 --> 00:26:36,543
You're ten minutes late!
678
00:26:36,578 --> 00:26:39,212
Fellow choristers, due
to a dangerous situation
679
00:26:39,248 --> 00:26:42,015
too complicated to go into,
this rehearsal is canceled.
680
00:26:42,050 --> 00:26:44,651
I know how painful
this must be for you...
681
00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:46,520
( kids exclaim )
682
00:26:51,826 --> 00:26:53,760
Hey, Ike, crank up the tunes.
683
00:26:53,795 --> 00:26:56,129
Yeah, you got it.
684
00:26:56,165 --> 00:26:58,632
CARL:
Don't touch that jukebox.
685
00:26:58,667 --> 00:27:02,402
It is I, Carl Wheezer, come
to rescue you from the twonkies,
686
00:27:02,437 --> 00:27:05,338
who become ferocious
upon hearing music.
687
00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:07,207
SAM:
Wait!
688
00:27:07,242 --> 00:27:08,808
That's pure butterscotch.
689
00:27:08,843 --> 00:27:09,842
So?
690
00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:12,512
So here, use this
chocolate sauce.
691
00:27:16,918 --> 00:27:18,185
( electricity crackling )
692
00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:21,120
Huh, you should see
what it does to teeth.
693
00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,391
Thank you, citizen.
694
00:27:24,426 --> 00:27:27,827
And now I must continue
my heroic mission
695
00:27:27,862 --> 00:27:31,931
to save the town from
the twonkies' horrible rampa...
696
00:27:31,966 --> 00:27:33,633
Are you going
to finish that?
697
00:27:33,669 --> 00:27:34,734
Scoot over.
698
00:27:34,769 --> 00:27:36,102
Mmm, mmm.
699
00:27:37,172 --> 00:27:39,739
JIMMY:
Attention, Retroville.
700
00:27:39,774 --> 00:27:41,575
This is an emergency.
701
00:27:41,610 --> 00:27:44,444
Please refrain from
all singing, humming, whistling
702
00:27:44,479 --> 00:27:48,348
or musical expression of
any kind until further notice.
703
00:27:48,383 --> 00:27:52,819
( playing big band tune )
704
00:27:52,854 --> 00:27:54,387
And no one-man bands.
705
00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:55,755
Sorry.
706
00:27:55,790 --> 00:27:58,325
( horn honking )
707
00:28:02,264 --> 00:28:04,664
You're sure we're
in the right place?
708
00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:06,199
Positive--
it says here to meet
709
00:28:06,235 --> 00:28:08,868
this Libby girl
right here at 4:00.
710
00:28:08,903 --> 00:28:10,169
Maybe we should
just start.
711
00:28:10,205 --> 00:28:12,572
Did you fix that
library song she sent?
712
00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:15,709
Don't worry, Sis,
I gave it the full-on
punkadelic treatment.
713
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:22,249
( snarls )
714
00:28:24,586 --> 00:28:27,621
( twonkies growling )
715
00:28:36,265 --> 00:28:37,330
( Flippy's neck cracks )
716
00:28:37,366 --> 00:28:39,132
There we go-- good as new.
717
00:28:39,167 --> 00:28:40,233
Take a look, Flippy.
718
00:28:41,403 --> 00:28:42,302
"Good as new"?
719
00:28:42,337 --> 00:28:44,036
I look like
I lost an argument
720
00:28:44,072 --> 00:28:45,171
with a wood chipper.
721
00:28:45,206 --> 00:28:46,406
Oh, come on,
Flippy.
722
00:28:46,441 --> 00:28:48,708
You could show me
a little gratitude.
723
00:28:48,744 --> 00:28:50,410
You're right-- thanks.
724
00:28:50,445 --> 00:28:51,645
You're welcome.
725
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,914
Thanks for making me
look like Pinocchio
after a bar fight.
726
00:28:54,949 --> 00:28:56,916
All right, all right,
all right.
727
00:28:56,951 --> 00:28:58,585
So maybe you
don't look perfect,
728
00:28:58,620 --> 00:29:02,255
but the important thing
is nothing will ever
hurt you again.
729
00:29:02,291 --> 00:29:04,957
( twonkies growling )
730
00:29:04,993 --> 00:29:06,326
FLIPPY:
Hey, Braveheart,
731
00:29:06,361 --> 00:29:07,860
hand me my leg,
will you?
732
00:29:08,797 --> 00:29:09,862
The other one.
733
00:29:11,933 --> 00:29:14,267
( movie music playing )
734
00:29:16,772 --> 00:29:18,772
( screams )
735
00:29:18,807 --> 00:29:20,607
( growls )
736
00:29:20,642 --> 00:29:22,309
( screams )
737
00:29:23,278 --> 00:29:24,076
Shh.
738
00:29:24,112 --> 00:29:26,112
( screams )
739
00:29:26,147 --> 00:29:27,647
( growls )
740
00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:30,317
( twonkies growling )
741
00:29:32,654 --> 00:29:33,720
School.
742
00:29:33,755 --> 00:29:34,621
Check.
Park?
743
00:29:34,656 --> 00:29:35,655
Check.
Candy Bar?
744
00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:36,889
( gulping )
745
00:29:36,925 --> 00:29:38,758
Good work,
everyone.
746
00:29:38,794 --> 00:29:40,393
Now that we've stopped
the music,
747
00:29:40,429 --> 00:29:43,062
we have to get the twonkies
and shoot them back.
748
00:29:43,097 --> 00:29:44,331
We'll have to hurry.
749
00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:46,566
If we miss Twonkus-3
when it returns,
750
00:29:46,601 --> 00:29:48,901
we'll have the twonkies
for another year.
751
00:29:49,671 --> 00:29:50,370
Yo, Retroville!
752
00:29:50,405 --> 00:29:52,238
Are you ready to get crazy?
753
00:29:52,273 --> 00:29:53,573
( drumsticks clicking )
754
00:29:53,608 --> 00:29:58,277
( playing punk rock
introduction )
755
00:29:58,313 --> 00:30:00,747
♪ Come on, get your read on ♪
756
00:30:00,782 --> 00:30:04,250
♪ Just walk with
your two feet on... ♪
757
00:30:04,285 --> 00:30:05,885
( twonkies growling )
758
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,454
What in the world?
759
00:30:07,489 --> 00:30:08,421
Four o'clock?
760
00:30:08,457 --> 00:30:10,156
Graystar must have
gotten my letter.
761
00:30:10,191 --> 00:30:13,125
♪ Kickin' brand-new library ♪
762
00:30:13,161 --> 00:30:18,297
♪ Check out a book
and break it down ♪
763
00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:20,900
♪ Some girls will do
with history ♪
764
00:30:20,935 --> 00:30:24,036
♪ Others dig a mystery ♪
765
00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:26,840
♪ And magazines
are in demand... ♪
766
00:30:26,875 --> 00:30:31,143
( twonkies growling )
767
00:30:31,179 --> 00:30:33,312
GRAYSTAR:
♪ With the decimal system ♪
768
00:30:33,348 --> 00:30:36,182
♪ It's the kickingest
in the land ♪
769
00:30:36,217 --> 00:30:37,717
♪ Here we go... ♪
770
00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:39,252
Way to go, Neutron!
771
00:30:39,287 --> 00:30:41,855
Now every one of your
stupid space creatures
772
00:30:41,890 --> 00:30:43,490
has morphed into
a feral beast.
773
00:30:43,525 --> 00:30:45,024
We can't let them
get Graystar.
774
00:30:45,059 --> 00:30:46,659
Guys, guys, focus.
775
00:30:46,695 --> 00:30:48,261
Carl, to the lab.
776
00:30:48,296 --> 00:30:50,129
If it's a battle they want,
777
00:30:50,164 --> 00:30:52,766
then a battle
they're going to get.
778
00:30:52,801 --> 00:30:57,236
( twonkies growling )
779
00:30:59,674 --> 00:31:03,877
( punk song continues,
twonkies growling )
780
00:31:03,912 --> 00:31:08,114
♪ You don't need
no dollar bills. ♪
781
00:31:09,083 --> 00:31:12,184
Um... what do I have
to do again, Jimmy?
782
00:31:12,220 --> 00:31:13,386
It's simple, Carl.
783
00:31:13,422 --> 00:31:15,221
As the twonkies
approach the library,
784
00:31:15,256 --> 00:31:17,390
we vacuum them into
the containment bin.
785
00:31:17,426 --> 00:31:19,426
Then we'll blast the bin
to the comet.
786
00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:21,895
How come Sheen never has to do
787
00:31:21,930 --> 00:31:24,030
the dangerous
town-saving things?
788
00:31:24,065 --> 00:31:25,832
I haven't seen Sheen
in hours.
789
00:31:25,867 --> 00:31:27,400
We only have
30 minutes
790
00:31:27,436 --> 00:31:30,102
until the comet
passes by Earth
for the last time.
791
00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:33,473
Okay, just a few more ques...
( squeals ).
792
00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:40,179
( song ends )
793
00:31:40,214 --> 00:31:41,915
( snarling and growling )
794
00:31:41,950 --> 00:31:43,616
What the...
795
00:31:43,652 --> 00:31:46,185
Let's get out of here.
796
00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:50,222
( snarling )
797
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:54,961
( snarling and growling )
798
00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,128
Whoa!
799
00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:57,764
The twonkies are still there,
800
00:31:57,799 --> 00:31:58,932
but Graystar's gone.
801
00:31:58,967 --> 00:32:00,767
They must have been...
802
00:32:00,802 --> 00:32:02,268
Oh, it's
too horrible!
803
00:32:02,303 --> 00:32:04,136
This has gone
far enough.
804
00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:05,338
We're going in.
805
00:32:07,776 --> 00:32:09,175
Vacuum to power.
806
00:32:09,210 --> 00:32:12,144
Time to take out
the tricks.
807
00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:16,148
( snarling )
808
00:32:25,727 --> 00:32:28,194
( twonkies snarling )
809
00:32:33,334 --> 00:32:36,102
That's the last of the.
810
00:32:36,938 --> 00:32:37,837
Whoo-hoo!
811
00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:38,838
( all cheering )
812
00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:39,939
You did it,
dude.
813
00:32:39,975 --> 00:32:40,907
Way to go.
814
00:32:40,942 --> 00:32:42,008
Way to go,
nerd bomb.
815
00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:43,910
Hey, where's Graystar?
816
00:32:43,945 --> 00:32:46,145
Uh... yeah, well,
about that...
817
00:32:47,148 --> 00:32:49,916
Is one of you kids
named Libby?
818
00:32:49,951 --> 00:32:51,217
Me! I'm Libby.
819
00:32:51,252 --> 00:32:53,319
I can't believe
you guys showed up.
820
00:32:53,354 --> 00:32:56,055
Sorry about
the rabid aliens
attacking you.
821
00:32:56,090 --> 00:32:57,056
I've seen worse.
822
00:32:57,091 --> 00:32:58,858
We play at a lot of colleges.
823
00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:00,860
You guys want
to hear some music?
824
00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:03,095
ALL:
Yeah, yeah!
825
00:33:04,032 --> 00:33:07,166
( rock music playing )
826
00:33:08,970 --> 00:33:11,871
♪ There's something
that I gotta say ♪
827
00:33:11,907 --> 00:33:14,707
♪ Don't even try
to walk away ♪
828
00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:17,544
♪ For too long
you've done the squawking ♪
829
00:33:17,579 --> 00:33:20,413
♪ My friends have asked
why I'm not walking ♪
830
00:33:20,448 --> 00:33:23,115
♪ I just put on my coat ♪
831
00:33:23,151 --> 00:33:26,152
♪ I'm going out now,
in case you want to know ♪
832
00:33:26,187 --> 00:33:31,323
♪ I'll peeling out now,
run for cover... ♪
833
00:33:32,460 --> 00:33:36,796
♪ You go one way,
me another... ♪
834
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:42,569
♪ Now I've seen
the light of day... ♪
835
00:33:44,238 --> 00:33:48,240
♪ So long, Babe,
I'm on my way ♪
836
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,714
♪ You stole my heart,
and then my cash! ♪
837
00:33:54,749 --> 00:33:56,115
That went off
without a hitch.
838
00:33:56,150 --> 00:33:57,450
And we still
have 20 minutes
839
00:33:57,485 --> 00:33:59,485
to send the twonkies
back to the comet.
840
00:34:00,589 --> 00:34:03,422
♪ You never cut me any♪
841
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:07,126
♪ I won't take any more... ♪
842
00:34:07,161 --> 00:34:10,029
Jimmy, shouldn't we hurry
and move the crate
843
00:34:10,065 --> 00:34:12,364
before the twonkies
go crazy again?
844
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,000
Don't worry--
the crate's made
845
00:34:14,035 --> 00:34:15,568
of triple-
reinforced steel.
846
00:34:15,604 --> 00:34:17,737
It would take something
a lot stronger
847
00:34:17,772 --> 00:34:19,438
than a few
music-crazed twonkies
848
00:34:19,474 --> 00:34:20,439
to bust out of it.
849
00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:21,240
Oh.
850
00:34:21,275 --> 00:34:23,810
( deep growling )
851
00:34:25,446 --> 00:34:26,879
Um... Jimmy...
852
00:34:26,915 --> 00:34:30,583
( fierce roaring )
853
00:34:30,619 --> 00:34:31,383
I said relax, Carl.
854
00:34:31,419 --> 00:34:33,185
We'll deal
with the twonkies
855
00:34:33,221 --> 00:34:34,453
right after
this song.
856
00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:35,788
But Jimmy...
857
00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:37,991
I hate where
this is going.
858
00:34:38,026 --> 00:34:40,359
( growling )
859
00:34:40,394 --> 00:34:42,261
That's the same
type of monster
860
00:34:42,296 --> 00:34:43,596
I saw on the comet!
861
00:34:45,066 --> 00:34:48,101
( growling fiercely )
862
00:34:48,136 --> 00:34:49,102
Not again!
863
00:34:49,137 --> 00:34:50,603
This gig stinks.
864
00:34:50,639 --> 00:34:52,471
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
865
00:34:59,413 --> 00:35:01,714
( growling fiercely )
866
00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:04,651
The monster is just
a conglomeration of twonkies.
867
00:35:04,686 --> 00:35:08,154
The one on the comet didn't
care about the rocket at all.
868
00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:10,923
He was trying to destroy
the rocket's radio.
869
00:35:10,959 --> 00:35:11,991
Um, Jimmy,
870
00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:14,360
if you're done
talking to yourself,
871
00:35:14,395 --> 00:35:16,629
we have
a situation here!
872
00:35:16,665 --> 00:35:17,897
There's nothing
I can do.
873
00:35:17,932 --> 00:35:19,666
This monster
is impervious
874
00:35:19,701 --> 00:35:20,967
to every weapon
I've got.
875
00:35:21,002 --> 00:35:23,736
( roaring )
876
00:35:23,772 --> 00:35:25,371
Shall I do the honors?
877
00:35:25,406 --> 00:35:26,639
Be my guest.
878
00:35:26,675 --> 00:35:28,107
Run for your lives!
879
00:35:28,143 --> 00:35:30,076
( all screaming )
880
00:35:32,147 --> 00:35:34,180
( roaring )
881
00:35:37,952 --> 00:35:39,085
Hey, Jimmy.
882
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,020
Sheen, where
have you been?
883
00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:43,589
Working through
some self-esteem issues.
884
00:35:43,624 --> 00:35:45,257
Who's the big
scary guy?
885
00:35:45,293 --> 00:35:47,093
You mean,
you don't know?
886
00:35:47,128 --> 00:35:49,395
All the twonkies
turned evil and
banded together
887
00:35:49,430 --> 00:35:51,831
to form one big monster
after hearing music.
888
00:35:51,866 --> 00:35:53,365
What? That's impossible.
889
00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:55,501
My twonky's still
small and cute,
890
00:35:55,536 --> 00:35:57,970
and I've been singing
to him all day.
891
00:35:58,006 --> 00:35:58,971
You have?
892
00:35:59,007 --> 00:36:00,339
And he doesn't morph?
893
00:36:00,374 --> 00:36:02,809
No, he happens
to love my voice.
894
00:36:02,844 --> 00:36:05,945
Unlike you philistines,
e tu, Jimmy.
895
00:36:05,980 --> 00:36:08,647
Sheen, take me
to him right now.
896
00:36:08,683 --> 00:36:09,782
I don't know.
897
00:36:09,818 --> 00:36:10,850
My room's kind of messy.
898
00:36:10,885 --> 00:36:12,251
I wasn't really
expecting...
899
00:36:12,286 --> 00:36:13,052
Now!
900
00:36:13,088 --> 00:36:14,220
All right!
901
00:36:14,255 --> 00:36:15,354
Dang!
902
00:36:16,691 --> 00:36:17,724
Liversnap.
903
00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:19,358
Liversnap!
904
00:36:19,393 --> 00:36:22,095
You named your
twonky Liversnap?
905
00:36:22,130 --> 00:36:24,363
Yeah, I thought about naming him
Mr. Cabbage Patch,
906
00:36:24,398 --> 00:36:27,066
but then I thought to myself,
that's a stupid name.
907
00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:28,667
Hey, there he is now.
908
00:36:28,703 --> 00:36:30,203
JIMMY:
You're right.
909
00:36:30,238 --> 00:36:31,771
He hasn't morphed.
910
00:36:31,806 --> 00:36:33,873
Sheen, let me hear you sing.
911
00:36:33,908 --> 00:36:35,574
Really? You mean it?
912
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:36,675
Yes.
913
00:36:36,711 --> 00:36:37,977
Cool!
914
00:36:38,012 --> 00:36:39,979
Should I kick it
Afro-Cuban style,
915
00:36:40,014 --> 00:36:42,248
or shall we take
a stroll down Broadway?
916
00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:43,415
Anything, anything.
917
00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:44,617
Okay.
918
00:36:44,652 --> 00:36:46,652
( clearing throat )
919
00:36:46,687 --> 00:36:48,955
♪ UltraLord, UltraLord ♪
920
00:36:48,990 --> 00:36:51,090
♪ Fighting crime
with his ultrasword ♪
921
00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:52,024
♪ He can fly! ♪
922
00:36:52,060 --> 00:36:52,992
♪ What a guy ♪
923
00:36:53,027 --> 00:36:54,127
♪ Watch the criminals ♪
924
00:36:54,162 --> 00:36:55,394
♪ Wave bye-bye ♪
925
00:36:55,429 --> 00:36:57,563
♪ Who's got electric booties ♪
926
00:36:57,598 --> 00:37:00,099
♪ Loves his
crime-fighting duties ♪
927
00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:02,334
♪ And he's immune to cooties ♪
928
00:37:02,370 --> 00:37:06,505
♪ His name is UltraLord! ♪
929
00:37:06,540 --> 00:37:08,107
( snoring )
930
00:37:08,143 --> 00:37:10,209
JIMMY:
That's amazing.
931
00:37:10,245 --> 00:37:13,179
Yep, and I never
had one lesson.
932
00:37:13,214 --> 00:37:14,546
You actually
sing so badly,
933
00:37:14,582 --> 00:37:17,083
the twonky perceives
it as anti-music.
934
00:37:17,118 --> 00:37:19,986
Instead of enraging him,
it lulls him to sleep.
935
00:37:20,021 --> 00:37:22,621
Well, I don't like to brag.
936
00:37:22,657 --> 00:37:23,689
Hey!
937
00:37:23,724 --> 00:37:25,024
Sheen, how
would you like
938
00:37:25,059 --> 00:37:26,993
your singing voice
to be beloved
939
00:37:27,028 --> 00:37:28,161
by everyone in town?
940
00:37:28,196 --> 00:37:29,461
Hm... I don't know...
941
00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:30,429
Okay.
942
00:37:30,464 --> 00:37:32,231
Good,
come on!
943
00:37:34,869 --> 00:37:38,137
( roaring )
944
00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:40,072
Not Sid's Sheet Music!
945
00:37:40,108 --> 00:37:42,074
( roaring continues )
946
00:37:42,110 --> 00:37:44,543
Not Krazy Mike's Pianos!
947
00:37:46,214 --> 00:37:47,379
Not Dummies-R-Us!
948
00:37:47,415 --> 00:37:51,017
Hey, what's that have
to do with music?
949
00:37:51,052 --> 00:37:52,018
Actually,
950
00:37:52,053 --> 00:37:53,652
I threw that one.
951
00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:55,387
( roaring )
952
00:37:56,657 --> 00:37:58,825
He's heading this way!
953
00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:01,627
( all screaming )
954
00:38:01,662 --> 00:38:03,629
Look, up in the sky.
955
00:38:03,664 --> 00:38:04,730
It's a bird.
956
00:38:04,765 --> 00:38:05,664
It's a plane.
957
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:06,999
It's Neutron,
958
00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:09,568
with that weird kid
strapped to his hover car.
959
00:38:13,007 --> 00:38:15,107
Start singing, Sheen.
960
00:38:15,143 --> 00:38:16,642
You've got it, Jimmy.
961
00:38:16,677 --> 00:38:18,211
♪ Totally singing ♪
962
00:38:18,246 --> 00:38:19,545
♪ Totally singing ♪
963
00:38:19,580 --> 00:38:20,713
♪ Totally singing ♪
964
00:38:20,748 --> 00:38:23,182
♪ Right in your face ♪
965
00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:25,885
♪ You smell like a monkey,
a disgusting monkey ♪
966
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:27,153
♪ You're totally funky ♪
967
00:38:27,188 --> 00:38:29,588
♪ Go take a bath! ♪
968
00:38:29,623 --> 00:38:32,024
( roars less fiercely )
969
00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:33,125
It's working.
970
00:38:33,161 --> 00:38:34,393
Sing something else.
971
00:38:34,428 --> 00:38:37,629
♪ Oh, I'm singing
to a monster in midair ♪
972
00:38:37,665 --> 00:38:40,532
♪ I'll be singing
to a monster in midair ♪
973
00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:42,335
♪ Oh, I'm feeling so d♪
974
00:38:42,370 --> 00:38:44,270
♪ From the chorus I'm rejected ♪
975
00:38:44,305 --> 00:38:48,040
♪ But I'm singing
to a monster in midair! ♪
976
00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:50,676
Okay, we're going
to bring things down a bit
977
00:38:50,711 --> 00:38:51,810
with one of my favorites,
978
00:38:51,846 --> 00:38:55,014
and I hope it's one
of yours, too.
979
00:38:55,049 --> 00:38:58,050
♪ Home, home on the range ♪
980
00:38:58,086 --> 00:39:01,854
♪ Where the frogs
and the wolverine dance ♪
981
00:39:01,890 --> 00:39:06,558
♪ And the cowboys they know
no deodorant soap... ♪
982
00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:07,793
♪ And the... ♪
983
00:39:07,828 --> 00:39:10,596
( snoring )
984
00:39:13,067 --> 00:39:14,200
CARL:
It worked.
985
00:39:14,235 --> 00:39:15,734
You did it, Sheen.
986
00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:17,403
You want me
to keep singing?
987
00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:18,170
ALL:
No!
988
00:39:19,507 --> 00:39:20,672
All right! Dang!
989
00:39:20,708 --> 00:39:21,774
This isn't over,
people.
990
00:39:21,809 --> 00:39:24,810
If we don't
blast that monster
back to the comet
991
00:39:24,845 --> 00:39:26,145
in the next
ten minutes,
992
00:39:26,180 --> 00:39:27,846
he's stuck here
for another year.
993
00:39:27,882 --> 00:39:28,915
That's bad.
994
00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:30,883
I'll have to sing
whenever he wakes up.
995
00:39:30,919 --> 00:39:32,318
That's worse.
996
00:39:32,353 --> 00:39:33,386
Yes.
997
00:39:35,689 --> 00:39:39,525
( snoring )
998
00:39:43,431 --> 00:39:45,131
HUGH:
Do you see that,
Flippy?
999
00:39:45,166 --> 00:39:48,067
Your brother Jimmy
is a science genius.
1000
00:39:48,102 --> 00:39:49,068
Hugh,
1001
00:39:49,103 --> 00:39:50,869
that thing is not
Jimmy's brother.
1002
00:39:50,905 --> 00:39:52,838
Shh! He has ears,
you know.
1003
00:39:52,873 --> 00:39:53,839
Ow!
1004
00:39:53,874 --> 00:39:55,074
And they have splinters.
1005
00:39:55,109 --> 00:39:56,875
Remind me to sand
his head later.
1006
00:39:56,911 --> 00:39:58,710
JIMMY:
How long until the comet
1007
00:39:58,746 --> 00:40:01,113
enters Earth's orbit, Goddard?
1008
00:40:01,149 --> 00:40:03,082
30 seconds.
1009
00:40:03,117 --> 00:40:04,150
( snoring restlessly )
1010
00:40:04,185 --> 00:40:05,451
CARL:
Oh-oh.
1011
00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:07,853
It looks like
the monster's waking up.
1012
00:40:07,888 --> 00:40:09,155
Don't worry.
1013
00:40:09,190 --> 00:40:11,023
With my velvet voice,
I could just
1014
00:40:11,059 --> 00:40:12,925
send it right back
to slumberland.
1015
00:40:12,961 --> 00:40:14,593
Give me some
of that popcorn.
1016
00:40:15,729 --> 00:40:17,096
I think we're ready to launch.
1017
00:40:17,898 --> 00:40:19,798
And liftoff
in five,
1018
00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:22,935
four, three,
two, one!
1019
00:40:22,971 --> 00:40:24,670
( roaring angrily )
1020
00:40:26,441 --> 00:40:28,674
His struggling's
caused a disconnect
1021
00:40:28,709 --> 00:40:29,808
to the main thruster.
1022
00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:30,843
Sing, Sheen!
1023
00:40:30,878 --> 00:40:32,178
Right.
1024
00:40:32,213 --> 00:40:33,912
( choking and coughing )
1025
00:40:33,948 --> 00:40:35,147
Sing!
1026
00:40:35,183 --> 00:40:38,017
( choking and coughing )
1027
00:40:38,052 --> 00:40:42,121
( electronic voice ):
Rendezvous window closing
in 15 seconds.
1028
00:40:42,156 --> 00:40:44,090
( roaring )
1029
00:40:44,125 --> 00:40:46,359
I can trigger
the thruster manually,
1030
00:40:46,394 --> 00:40:49,628
but I'll need a fire
to provide the necessary heat.
1031
00:40:49,663 --> 00:40:52,231
Does anybody have 4.2 pounds
of dried wood?
1032
00:40:54,168 --> 00:40:55,301
Sugarbooger?
1033
00:40:55,336 --> 00:40:58,170
Why are you looking
at Flippy like that?
1034
00:40:59,607 --> 00:41:01,374
No!
1035
00:41:04,245 --> 00:41:06,345
( audio slowed down )
No...
1036
00:41:07,015 --> 00:41:09,015
( roars )
1037
00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:11,850
( audio slowed down )
No!
1038
00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:13,085
And liftoff!
1039
00:41:13,121 --> 00:41:15,521
( all cheering )
1040
00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:19,725
Whew! That was a close one.
1041
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:20,859
Look, everyone!
1042
00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:22,194
It's Graystar.
1043
00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:26,098
Hey, gang-- just came
to say good-bye.
1044
00:41:26,134 --> 00:41:27,933
Glad we could help
save the day.
1045
00:41:27,968 --> 00:41:29,768
What? You didn't help.
1046
00:41:29,803 --> 00:41:31,404
Oh, didn't we?
1047
00:41:31,439 --> 00:41:34,073
No, Jimmy and Sheen
captured the monster
1048
00:41:34,108 --> 00:41:36,708
after you guys
drove off in your bus.
1049
00:41:37,845 --> 00:41:39,045
Look! Bigfoot!
1050
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:41,113
Where?
1051
00:41:41,782 --> 00:41:43,615
( tires screeching )
1052
00:41:43,651 --> 00:41:44,783
Well, Sheen, it looks
1053
00:41:44,818 --> 00:41:47,586
like this town
owes you a big
debt of gratitude,
1054
00:41:47,621 --> 00:41:49,988
and I think I know
just how to repay it.
1055
00:41:50,024 --> 00:41:51,890
♪ Oh, we've got
books for miles ♪
1056
00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:53,526
♪ To bring you tears
and smiles ♪
1057
00:41:53,561 --> 00:41:56,429
♪ At our brand-new library. ♪
1058
00:41:56,464 --> 00:41:57,663
And solo.
1059
00:41:57,698 --> 00:42:00,933
( no sound )
1060
00:42:00,968 --> 00:42:03,169
( chorus and crowd ch)
1061
00:42:03,971 --> 00:42:07,173
( all cheering )
1062
00:42:07,208 --> 00:42:09,908
Well, everything's
back to normal.
1063
00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:11,310
Yeah.
1064
00:42:11,345 --> 00:42:13,179
Still, I can't
help feeling
1065
00:42:13,214 --> 00:42:15,114
that we forgot
something.
1066
00:42:19,653 --> 00:42:22,121
( coughing weakly )
1067
00:42:23,657 --> 00:42:26,758
( squeaking )
1068
00:42:42,343 --> 00:42:46,412
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
access.wgbh.org
1069
00:43:18,479 --> 00:43:20,546
So what do you want me
to say now?
1070
00:43:21,616 --> 00:43:23,115
JIMMY:
Got to blast!