1 00:00:05,126 --> 00:00:06,391 Gotta Blast! 2 00:00:06,427 --> 00:00:09,661 ♪ From here to the stars, Fueled by Candy Bar's ♪ 3 00:00:09,696 --> 00:00:15,467 ♪ Rides a kid with a knack for invention ♪ 4 00:00:15,503 --> 00:00:19,505 ♪ With a super-powered mind, a mechanical canine ♪ 5 00:00:19,540 --> 00:00:20,905 ( barks ) 6 00:00:20,941 --> 00:00:24,643 ♪ He rescues the day from sure destruction ♪ 7 00:00:24,678 --> 00:00:28,647 ♪ This is the theme song ♪ 8 00:00:28,682 --> 00:00:31,916 ♪ For Jimmy Neutron. ♪ 9 00:00:31,952 --> 00:00:33,552 ( mechanical whirring ) 10 00:00:33,587 --> 00:00:35,053 ( barks ) 11 00:00:35,088 --> 00:00:36,188 ( yells ) 12 00:00:40,027 --> 00:00:42,827 Captioning sponsored by NICKELODEON 13 00:00:51,772 --> 00:00:55,407 Engines down! Losing power! Abandon ship! 14 00:00:56,977 --> 00:00:59,110 You're enjoying that massage chair 15 00:00:59,146 --> 00:01:00,512 a little too much. 16 00:01:00,548 --> 00:01:03,882 Set boosters on "Lower back"! Engage! 17 00:01:03,917 --> 00:01:07,152 Thanks for taking us miniature golfing on Mercury, Jimmy. 18 00:01:07,188 --> 00:01:09,621 Hey, you want some of my extra orange juice 19 00:01:09,657 --> 00:01:10,922 my mom packed me? 20 00:01:10,957 --> 00:01:13,058 Thanks, Carl... 21 00:01:13,093 --> 00:01:14,226 ( gulping loudly ) 22 00:01:14,261 --> 00:01:15,594 but we're not home yet. 23 00:01:15,629 --> 00:01:17,262 I still have to steer us 24 00:01:17,298 --> 00:01:19,731 past the Van Patten Radiation Belt. 25 00:01:19,766 --> 00:01:22,033 Ha! Neutron probably thought the low gravity 26 00:01:22,069 --> 00:01:23,602 would throw off my backswing. 27 00:01:23,637 --> 00:01:24,869 Wrong! As usual. 28 00:01:24,905 --> 00:01:26,971 Hey! How about instead of bragging, 29 00:01:27,007 --> 00:01:29,575 you thank me for inviting you along at all? 30 00:01:29,610 --> 00:01:31,076 You're right, Jimmy. 31 00:01:31,111 --> 00:01:34,646 Thank you... for letting me kick your butt on the back nine! 32 00:01:34,682 --> 00:01:36,047 What is your problem, Vortex? 33 00:01:36,083 --> 00:01:37,916 What's your problem? 34 00:01:37,951 --> 00:01:40,051 Oh, I think you do have a problem. 35 00:01:40,087 --> 00:01:41,886 ( arguing over each other ) 36 00:01:41,922 --> 00:01:44,623 It's so hard to digest when they argue like that. 37 00:01:44,658 --> 00:01:45,990 ( belches ) 38 00:01:46,026 --> 00:01:48,159 All this space travel has given me a zit! 39 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:49,194 ( groans ) 40 00:01:49,230 --> 00:01:50,462 I need vanishing cream. 41 00:01:50,497 --> 00:01:52,964 You can't admit that I smoke you in athletics. 42 00:01:52,999 --> 00:01:54,866 Oh, yeah? You want to go right now? 43 00:01:55,969 --> 00:01:57,402 Bring it on, Brain Boy! 44 00:01:57,438 --> 00:02:01,273 ( both grunting ) 45 00:02:01,308 --> 00:02:03,275 ( buzzing ) 46 00:02:03,310 --> 00:02:04,976 ( belches ) 47 00:02:05,011 --> 00:02:07,579 I need more vanishing cream. 48 00:02:07,615 --> 00:02:09,348 I got to get me one of these! 49 00:02:09,383 --> 00:02:11,182 ( grunts louder ) 50 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:13,151 Getting angry, Neutron? 51 00:02:16,790 --> 00:02:19,224 ( alarm continues buzzing ) 52 00:02:19,260 --> 00:02:20,492 ( belches in slow motion ) 53 00:02:24,598 --> 00:02:25,731 ( slowly ): What's... 54 00:02:25,766 --> 00:02:27,132 ( then normally ): happening? 55 00:02:27,167 --> 00:02:30,068 We flew straight into the Van Patten Radiation Belt! 56 00:02:30,103 --> 00:02:31,770 Systems are off line! 57 00:02:31,805 --> 00:02:33,338 Hold on, everyone! 58 00:02:33,374 --> 00:02:37,542 ( all scream ) 59 00:02:40,814 --> 00:02:42,447 ( crashes ) 60 00:02:42,483 --> 00:02:44,650 ( steam hissing ) 61 00:02:46,387 --> 00:02:48,052 Everybody okay? 62 00:02:48,088 --> 00:02:51,089 Yeah, except for my head and my trick knee. 63 00:02:51,124 --> 00:02:54,225 My scapula, though, surprisingly seems fine. 64 00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:56,161 That could've been bad. 65 00:02:56,196 --> 00:02:58,463 Exposure to Van Patten rays has been known 66 00:02:58,499 --> 00:02:59,798 to cause weird mutations. 67 00:02:59,833 --> 00:03:01,099 Fortunately, there doesn't seem 68 00:03:01,134 --> 00:03:02,434 to be any adverse side effects. 69 00:03:02,469 --> 00:03:03,735 ( both gasp ) 70 00:03:03,771 --> 00:03:05,036 What? 71 00:03:05,071 --> 00:03:07,105 Dude, that is one wicked sunburn. 72 00:03:07,140 --> 00:03:08,573 Huh? Holy Heisenberg! 73 00:03:08,609 --> 00:03:10,309 This isn't sunburn. 74 00:03:10,344 --> 00:03:13,278 The Van Patten rays altered my skin pigment! 75 00:03:13,314 --> 00:03:15,681 CINDY: Hey! A little help over here? 76 00:03:15,716 --> 00:03:18,383 ( boys gasp ) 77 00:03:18,419 --> 00:03:20,118 Cindy, the rays affected you, too! 78 00:03:20,153 --> 00:03:21,553 So I'm super-strong. 79 00:03:21,588 --> 00:03:24,189 I'm still not going to hold this thing all day! 80 00:03:25,492 --> 00:03:27,526 ( fuselage whooshes ) 81 00:03:27,561 --> 00:03:29,461 ( fuselage whistles, then crashes ) 82 00:03:29,496 --> 00:03:30,762 ( shrieks ) 83 00:03:30,798 --> 00:03:32,464 This is all very interesting, 84 00:03:32,499 --> 00:03:35,600 but I need to find the Little Crash Survivors' Room. 85 00:03:35,636 --> 00:03:37,135 What'd I miss? 86 00:03:37,170 --> 00:03:39,204 Sheen, the rays have given you the power 87 00:03:39,239 --> 00:03:40,772 to vibrate at super-fast speed! 88 00:03:40,808 --> 00:03:43,542 Sweet! But I think they also shrunk my bladder. 89 00:03:43,577 --> 00:03:45,076 Excuse me. 90 00:03:45,111 --> 00:03:46,110 Wait a minute. 91 00:03:46,146 --> 00:03:47,178 Where's Libby? 92 00:03:47,214 --> 00:03:48,647 LIBBY: Open your eyes, girlfriend. 93 00:03:48,682 --> 00:03:49,848 I'm right in front of you. 94 00:03:52,052 --> 00:03:52,884 ( all shriek ) 95 00:03:52,919 --> 00:03:54,285 Hey, I was invisible. 96 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:55,721 Cool! 97 00:03:55,756 --> 00:03:56,955 I don't feel so good. 98 00:03:56,990 --> 00:04:01,460 ( belches loud and thunderously ) 99 00:04:01,495 --> 00:04:04,095 You know, Milwaukee has very clean rest rooms. 100 00:04:04,130 --> 00:04:05,964 JIMMY: I think I see what happened. 101 00:04:05,999 --> 00:04:08,867 You all got super powers based on what you were doing 102 00:04:08,902 --> 00:04:10,502 when the Van Patten rays hit. 103 00:04:10,537 --> 00:04:11,903 And you just turned orange? 104 00:04:11,938 --> 00:04:13,372 How lame is that! 105 00:04:13,407 --> 00:04:14,573 It's not lame! 106 00:04:14,608 --> 00:04:16,575 Maybe my cells store massive amounts 107 00:04:16,610 --> 00:04:18,042 of vitamin C or something. 108 00:04:18,078 --> 00:04:19,444 ( sniffs ) 109 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:22,681 Mmm. He does have a pleasing, fruity aroma. 110 00:04:22,716 --> 00:04:24,349 ( both laugh ) 111 00:04:24,385 --> 00:04:25,884 Guys, get serious. 112 00:04:25,919 --> 00:04:28,820 We've all been endowed with incredible power. 113 00:04:28,856 --> 00:04:31,723 And I say we use that power to attack Tokyo! 114 00:04:34,528 --> 00:04:36,194 Guys, come on-- pick up the pace. 115 00:04:36,229 --> 00:04:37,496 Sheen's right! 116 00:04:37,531 --> 00:04:39,330 Except for the part about Tokyo. 117 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:41,332 We have been given incredible power. 118 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:43,334 But we should use it to fight crime. 119 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:44,503 Why didn't I think of that? 120 00:04:44,538 --> 00:04:46,838 You mean... become superheroes? 121 00:04:46,874 --> 00:04:49,441 I hate to admit it, but that would be cool. 122 00:04:49,476 --> 00:04:53,512 I can fight crime, but I have to be home by 5:30. 123 00:04:53,547 --> 00:04:54,713 Stack hands, everyone. 124 00:04:54,748 --> 00:04:56,314 We need to make a solemn vow. 125 00:04:58,184 --> 00:05:00,084 Let those who do evil beware! 126 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,521 From this day forth, we shall be known 127 00:05:02,556 --> 00:05:06,558 as the Fantastic League of Justice-Bringing Avenging Men! 128 00:05:06,593 --> 00:05:07,626 Excuse me? 129 00:05:07,661 --> 00:05:09,628 And Two Girls. 130 00:05:12,666 --> 00:05:15,333 ( humming softly ) 131 00:05:15,368 --> 00:05:16,401 ♪ Yeah. ♪ 132 00:05:16,437 --> 00:05:17,636 ( humming ) 133 00:05:17,671 --> 00:05:18,637 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ 134 00:05:18,672 --> 00:05:19,771 JIMMY: Bad move, citizen. 135 00:05:19,807 --> 00:05:20,839 Huh? 136 00:05:20,874 --> 00:05:22,707 Failing to separate your recyclables 137 00:05:22,743 --> 00:05:24,175 is a Class 7 misdemeanor. 138 00:05:24,210 --> 00:05:25,510 Who are you? 139 00:05:25,546 --> 00:05:27,145 ( sniffs ): Why do you smell all fruity? 140 00:05:27,180 --> 00:05:28,379 Who am I? 141 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:30,315 I'm your worst nightmare. 142 00:05:30,350 --> 00:05:32,551 N-Men, assemble! 143 00:05:32,586 --> 00:05:34,886 Invisible Sister present! 144 00:05:34,922 --> 00:05:37,522 Vibrating Lad ready for battle! 145 00:05:37,558 --> 00:05:40,692 ( panting ): Can Burp Boy sit down for a minute? 146 00:05:40,727 --> 00:05:44,395 Special Girl reporting! 147 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:45,664 By the way, Neutron, 148 00:05:45,699 --> 00:05:47,899 who said you could issue a corny battle cry? 149 00:05:47,935 --> 00:05:49,801 And where do you come up with "N-Men"? 150 00:05:49,837 --> 00:05:51,336 "N" for Neutron. 151 00:05:51,371 --> 00:05:53,338 I am the team's brainy leader. 152 00:05:53,373 --> 00:05:55,340 In your dreams, Oompah-Loompah Boy! 153 00:05:55,375 --> 00:05:58,643 Cop a squat and watch how real superheroes get it done. 154 00:05:58,679 --> 00:06:00,745 ( Jimmy screams ) 155 00:06:00,781 --> 00:06:03,047 ( grunts ) 156 00:06:03,083 --> 00:06:05,550 The town's been invaded by pint-sized freaks! 157 00:06:05,586 --> 00:06:06,518 I'm out of here! 158 00:06:06,553 --> 00:06:08,353 Halt, recycling violator! 159 00:06:15,095 --> 00:06:15,994 Uh-oh. 160 00:06:18,431 --> 00:06:20,231 ( belches thunderously ) 161 00:06:23,103 --> 00:06:24,803 ( crashes ) 162 00:06:24,838 --> 00:06:26,605 ( screams ) 163 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:28,072 What'd I miss? 164 00:06:28,108 --> 00:06:29,541 You weirdos are a menace! 165 00:06:29,576 --> 00:06:31,175 I'm calling the authorities. 166 00:06:31,211 --> 00:06:32,677 That's what I'll do. 167 00:06:32,713 --> 00:06:35,446 You guys have got to learn to control your powers better! 168 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:37,281 Cool your jets, Tangelo Face. 169 00:06:37,317 --> 00:06:39,918 You better quit mocking me, or you're going to regret it! 170 00:06:39,953 --> 00:06:41,753 What are you going to do, stain me? 171 00:06:41,788 --> 00:06:42,988 Come on, guys. 172 00:06:43,023 --> 00:06:44,723 We've got the hang of this now. 173 00:06:47,260 --> 00:06:49,127 ( meows ) 174 00:06:51,598 --> 00:06:53,532 Down, kitty! 175 00:06:53,567 --> 00:06:55,299 Kitty, get down! 176 00:06:55,335 --> 00:06:56,568 ( meows in alarm ) 177 00:06:56,603 --> 00:06:58,236 ( cat screeches ) 178 00:06:58,271 --> 00:07:00,471 Glad you're getting the hang of it. 179 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:02,807 ( meows angrily ) 180 00:07:02,843 --> 00:07:05,176 ( woman screams ) 181 00:07:13,587 --> 00:07:16,487 ( car passengers scream ) 182 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:19,024 Sheen, you've got to learn better control! 183 00:07:19,059 --> 00:07:21,492 Right after I learn to drink less fluids. 184 00:07:24,598 --> 00:07:25,864 ( grunts ) 185 00:07:25,899 --> 00:07:28,934 LIBBY: Cross at the green; not in between, chump. 186 00:07:28,969 --> 00:07:30,101 ( shrieks ) 187 00:07:30,136 --> 00:07:30,902 ( horn blows ) 188 00:07:30,938 --> 00:07:31,803 ( Libby gasps ) 189 00:07:31,838 --> 00:07:34,305 ( belches ) 190 00:07:34,340 --> 00:07:36,174 ( crashing ) 191 00:07:39,446 --> 00:07:41,079 Oh, man, I miss all the fun! 192 00:07:41,114 --> 00:07:43,347 Guys, we're doing more harm than good. 193 00:07:43,383 --> 00:07:45,951 We have to schedule some practice sessions. 194 00:07:45,986 --> 00:07:47,318 Listen, William of Orange, 195 00:07:47,353 --> 00:07:49,253 I've had enough of this "we" business. 196 00:07:49,289 --> 00:07:50,689 You know what your power is? 197 00:07:50,724 --> 00:07:52,290 Super irritation! 198 00:07:52,325 --> 00:07:53,792 I'm warning you, Vortex. 199 00:07:53,827 --> 00:07:55,259 Quit riding me! 200 00:07:55,295 --> 00:07:56,494 That does it! 201 00:07:56,529 --> 00:07:57,829 I'm going to enjoy this! 202 00:07:57,864 --> 00:07:58,897 What the... 203 00:07:58,932 --> 00:08:01,833 ( Cindy screams ) 204 00:08:01,868 --> 00:08:04,035 ( muffled ): Help, Jimmy! 205 00:08:04,071 --> 00:08:06,605 ( blades whirring ) 206 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:07,872 ( man laughing ) 207 00:08:07,908 --> 00:08:09,040 Gotcha! 208 00:08:09,076 --> 00:08:10,208 Stand down, you kids! 209 00:08:10,243 --> 00:08:11,409 That's them, all right! 210 00:08:11,444 --> 00:08:13,011 They call themselves the N-Men! 211 00:08:13,046 --> 00:08:14,679 Actually, we prefer 212 00:08:14,715 --> 00:08:17,548 the Fantastic League of Justice-Bringing Aven.... 213 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:20,284 and Two Girls! 214 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:22,253 ( both scream ) 215 00:08:23,724 --> 00:08:24,789 ( yells ) 216 00:08:24,825 --> 00:08:26,925 ( muffled shouting ) 217 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:28,927 General, what do you think you're doing? 218 00:08:28,962 --> 00:08:32,230 We're taking these dangerous mutants to a secure facility! 219 00:08:32,265 --> 00:08:34,899 For the rest of their freak-show lives, yeah! 220 00:08:34,935 --> 00:08:36,400 You'll have to take me, too! 221 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:41,840 ( all laugh ) 222 00:08:41,875 --> 00:08:43,374 That's a good one. 223 00:08:43,409 --> 00:08:46,210 You better head back to the pumpkin patch, little fella. 224 00:08:46,246 --> 00:08:47,746 All right, men, move them out! 225 00:08:47,781 --> 00:08:50,181 ( muffled shouting ) 226 00:08:50,216 --> 00:08:52,884 JIMMY: I won't let them keep you locked up, guys! 227 00:08:52,919 --> 00:08:55,353 I'll figure out a way to free you-- I promise! 228 00:09:03,496 --> 00:09:06,097 GENERAL: Welcome to Area 86-- 229 00:09:06,133 --> 00:09:08,066 the most secure facility in the country. 230 00:09:08,101 --> 00:09:11,036 And don't get any ideas about escaping. 231 00:09:11,071 --> 00:09:13,304 That dome is solid carbonium. 232 00:09:17,343 --> 00:09:19,243 Make yourselves at home. 233 00:09:19,279 --> 00:09:22,847 You're going to be here for a long time. 234 00:09:22,883 --> 00:09:23,815 Jimmy was right. 235 00:09:23,850 --> 00:09:25,016 We got locked up, 236 00:09:25,052 --> 00:09:27,418 because we didn't learn to control our powers. 237 00:09:27,453 --> 00:09:29,453 Then maybe it's time we start learning! 238 00:09:29,489 --> 00:09:31,790 Who's up for a little super-power practice? 239 00:09:35,562 --> 00:09:36,761 ( barks ) 240 00:09:36,797 --> 00:09:37,996 I know, Goddard. 241 00:09:38,031 --> 00:09:39,230 I can't stop working. 242 00:09:39,265 --> 00:09:41,399 I'm still missing one last ingredient 243 00:09:41,434 --> 00:09:43,034 for my super-power antidote. 244 00:09:43,070 --> 00:09:46,071 If only this mutant gene wasn't so hard to crack. 245 00:09:46,106 --> 00:09:48,673 Maybe if I tried a submolecular scan. 246 00:09:48,709 --> 00:09:50,408 Oh, no, it can't be! 247 00:09:50,443 --> 00:09:53,511 Their powers are burning up their metabolisms! 248 00:09:53,546 --> 00:09:56,614 Their life forces will be drained in six hours! 249 00:09:56,649 --> 00:09:58,282 Got to work faster! 250 00:09:58,318 --> 00:10:00,085 ( sparks buzz ) 251 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,619 No, no, no! 252 00:10:01,654 --> 00:10:03,722 Now I'll never find a cure in time! 253 00:10:03,757 --> 00:10:05,423 Why do I even care? 254 00:10:05,458 --> 00:10:06,958 All they did was mock me! 255 00:10:06,993 --> 00:10:09,160 Especially Cindy! 256 00:10:09,196 --> 00:10:10,962 She makes me so angry! 257 00:10:10,997 --> 00:10:11,930 ( crashes ) 258 00:10:11,965 --> 00:10:13,164 ( barks in alarm ) 259 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,666 If only I'd gotten a cool super power, too. 260 00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:17,035 Then I'd make her pay! 261 00:10:17,070 --> 00:10:18,369 I'd make them all pay! 262 00:10:18,404 --> 00:10:20,471 ( growls ) 263 00:10:20,506 --> 00:10:22,540 What's wrong with me? 264 00:10:22,575 --> 00:10:23,975 Feeling strange... 265 00:10:24,010 --> 00:10:26,444 ( voice becoming deeper ): thoughts cloudy... 266 00:10:26,479 --> 00:10:29,680 image of Cindy burning in my brain! 267 00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:33,651 ( roaring ) 268 00:10:33,686 --> 00:10:37,055 ( in deep, frightening voice ): Jimmy did get super power! 269 00:10:37,090 --> 00:10:38,123 Now Jimmy strong! 270 00:10:38,158 --> 00:10:41,626 Now Jimmy smash! 271 00:10:41,661 --> 00:10:42,693 ( roars ) 272 00:10:46,299 --> 00:10:47,698 Listen to me, people-- 273 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:50,668 we can't let the army keep our babies 274 00:10:50,703 --> 00:10:52,771 in that horrible Area 86! 275 00:10:52,806 --> 00:10:55,006 Yeah, it's probably crawling with germs 276 00:10:55,041 --> 00:10:56,707 and all sorts of allergens! 277 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,109 My Cindy's too delicate. 278 00:10:58,145 --> 00:10:59,543 She can't do hard time. 279 00:10:59,579 --> 00:11:02,713 And my poor Libby doesn't have a thing to wear! 280 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,182 What's wrong with everyone? 281 00:11:04,217 --> 00:11:05,183 These aren't kids. 282 00:11:05,218 --> 00:11:06,450 They're mutated freaks! 283 00:11:06,486 --> 00:11:08,319 They destroyed half the town, yeah. 284 00:11:08,354 --> 00:11:10,288 ( all shouting in agreement ) 285 00:11:10,323 --> 00:11:12,023 I say keep 'em there! 286 00:11:12,058 --> 00:11:13,825 No Muties! No Muties! 287 00:11:13,860 --> 00:11:16,594 ( crowd joins in ): No Muties! No Muties! No Muties... 288 00:11:16,629 --> 00:11:17,695 They're not freaks. 289 00:11:17,730 --> 00:11:19,530 They're the same darling children 290 00:11:19,565 --> 00:11:21,099 we've always known and loved. 291 00:11:21,134 --> 00:11:22,267 That's right! 292 00:11:22,302 --> 00:11:23,902 Take our Jimbo, for instance. 293 00:11:23,937 --> 00:11:27,105 Okay, he's orange now, but he'd never hurt a fly. 294 00:11:27,140 --> 00:11:28,673 Can I just say one thing? 295 00:11:28,708 --> 00:11:29,573 Pie truck! 296 00:11:29,609 --> 00:11:33,311 ( crowd screaming ) 297 00:11:33,346 --> 00:11:35,914 ( Jimmy growling ) 298 00:11:35,949 --> 00:11:37,748 Where is blonde girl? 299 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,818 Jimmy smash blonde girl! 300 00:11:39,853 --> 00:11:42,821 Merciful heavens-- that's... that's our Jimmy! 301 00:11:42,856 --> 00:11:44,989 There's something different about him. 302 00:11:45,025 --> 00:11:46,825 Looks like he's been working out. 303 00:11:46,860 --> 00:11:48,459 ( grunting ) 304 00:11:48,494 --> 00:11:51,262 ( crowd screaming ) 305 00:11:51,298 --> 00:11:52,663 JUDY: Jimmy, stop! 306 00:11:52,699 --> 00:11:55,266 You don't know what you're doing! 307 00:11:55,302 --> 00:11:56,968 I think he does, Sugarbooger-- 308 00:11:57,003 --> 00:11:58,203 look at those abs. 309 00:11:58,238 --> 00:12:00,238 You been lifting the free weights, son?! 310 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,508 M-m-mom? 311 00:12:04,544 --> 00:12:05,743 D-dad? 312 00:12:05,778 --> 00:12:07,111 That's right, darling. 313 00:12:07,147 --> 00:12:08,112 We want to help. 314 00:12:08,148 --> 00:12:09,513 I'm willing to spot you. 315 00:12:09,549 --> 00:12:11,749 What do you bench, 3,000, 4,000 pounds? 316 00:12:13,186 --> 00:12:14,652 ( growling ) 317 00:12:14,687 --> 00:12:17,922 Take that, you miserable mistake of nature-- yeah! 318 00:12:17,958 --> 00:12:19,290 ( Jimmy grunts ) 319 00:12:19,326 --> 00:12:20,458 No, don't! 320 00:12:20,493 --> 00:12:21,926 You're only making him angry. 321 00:12:21,962 --> 00:12:25,830 Come on, let's show that orange bozo we mean business! 322 00:12:25,866 --> 00:12:26,898 Yeah! 323 00:12:26,933 --> 00:12:28,833 ( grunting ) 324 00:12:28,869 --> 00:12:30,902 ( mob shouting ) 325 00:12:30,937 --> 00:12:31,903 ( Jimmy roaring ) 326 00:12:31,938 --> 00:12:33,938 ( mob screaming ) 327 00:12:33,974 --> 00:12:36,007 You mock Jimmy, too! 328 00:12:36,042 --> 00:12:37,608 Now Jimmy smash! 329 00:12:37,643 --> 00:12:39,610 Jimmy smash you all! 330 00:12:39,645 --> 00:12:41,612 ( roaring ) 331 00:12:41,647 --> 00:12:45,116 Practicing with our powers was a great idea, Cindy. 332 00:12:45,151 --> 00:12:48,786 Who knew I could also generate an invisible force field? 333 00:12:48,821 --> 00:12:50,755 And who knew I could actually fly? 334 00:12:50,790 --> 00:12:52,823 My strength must have supercharged 335 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,225 every cell in my body! 336 00:12:54,261 --> 00:12:55,493 And I no longer have 337 00:12:55,528 --> 00:12:57,528 embarrassing bladder-control problems! 338 00:12:59,065 --> 00:13:00,765 I was holding that in for hours! 339 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:03,834 Carl, why haven't you tried to perfect your super belches? 340 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:08,373 I'm scared to, for my burps are way too dangerous. 341 00:13:08,408 --> 00:13:10,474 But, Carl, your destructive potential is 342 00:13:10,510 --> 00:13:12,176 part of the reason we love you. 343 00:13:12,212 --> 00:13:13,744 Do you not understand?! 344 00:13:13,780 --> 00:13:16,647 No more spicy food or carbonated beverages! 345 00:13:16,682 --> 00:13:19,918 I've got to guard against even the slightest hiccup! 346 00:13:19,953 --> 00:13:21,719 You mean no more chalupas? 347 00:13:21,754 --> 00:13:23,321 I feel your pain, dude. 348 00:13:23,356 --> 00:13:24,455 ( jets roaring ) 349 00:13:26,259 --> 00:13:27,458 Hey, what's going on? 350 00:13:27,493 --> 00:13:28,859 It looks like those jets 351 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,929 are headed for downtown Retroville. 352 00:13:30,964 --> 00:13:31,963 Hmm... 353 00:13:31,998 --> 00:13:33,298 This would be a good time 354 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:34,732 to use my new super vision. 355 00:13:38,405 --> 00:13:41,539 ( crowd screaming and shouting ) 356 00:13:41,574 --> 00:13:44,275 Guys, there's some kind of rampaging orange monster 357 00:13:44,311 --> 00:13:45,343 tearing up the town! 358 00:13:45,378 --> 00:13:46,978 Orange-- let's see... 359 00:13:47,013 --> 00:13:49,547 Who do we know that's orange? 360 00:13:49,582 --> 00:13:50,815 Nope, drawing a blank. 361 00:13:52,285 --> 00:13:53,884 ( crowd screaming ) 362 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,620 ( Jimmy grunting and growling ) 363 00:13:56,656 --> 00:13:57,922 Run, puny humans! 364 00:13:57,958 --> 00:14:00,291 Run, or Jimmy will crush you! 365 00:14:00,327 --> 00:14:02,460 ( grunts, growls ) 366 00:14:02,495 --> 00:14:04,829 ( roars ) 367 00:14:16,409 --> 00:14:18,676 ( bellowing ) 368 00:14:18,711 --> 00:14:20,445 PILOT: Mayday! Mayday! Need backup! 369 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,013 Returning to base to regroup. 370 00:14:23,516 --> 00:14:25,316 Jet mock Jimmy! 371 00:14:25,352 --> 00:14:27,251 Jimmy crush jet! 372 00:14:27,287 --> 00:14:28,252 ( growls ) 373 00:14:36,562 --> 00:14:40,531 Guys, I think that orange rampaging monster is Neutron! 374 00:14:40,566 --> 00:14:43,434 Those rays must have had a delayed reaction on him. 375 00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:44,869 We got to do something. 376 00:14:44,904 --> 00:14:46,670 The army might really hurt him. 377 00:14:46,706 --> 00:14:48,439 All I did was make fun of him, 378 00:14:48,475 --> 00:14:50,541 and he still promised to help us. 379 00:14:50,576 --> 00:14:51,809 We have to help him. 380 00:14:51,844 --> 00:14:52,443 Come on! 381 00:14:52,479 --> 00:14:53,811 Come on! 382 00:14:53,846 --> 00:14:54,945 SHEEN: Let's go! 383 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,780 You freaks aren't helping anyone. 384 00:14:56,816 --> 00:14:58,483 Make sure these kids stay put. 385 00:14:58,518 --> 00:15:02,086 You, Baldy-- open those big slidey doors. 386 00:15:02,122 --> 00:15:03,921 I love that! 387 00:15:12,932 --> 00:15:14,465 Puny jet get away. 388 00:15:14,501 --> 00:15:16,167 Jimmy crush it later. 389 00:15:17,803 --> 00:15:19,070 ( yelps ) 390 00:15:19,105 --> 00:15:20,271 Jimmy thirsty. 391 00:15:20,306 --> 00:15:21,605 Snap out of it, Jimmy! 392 00:15:21,641 --> 00:15:24,442 These powers are sapping your friends' life forces. 393 00:15:24,477 --> 00:15:27,011 Get a hold of yourself, or they're all doomed! 394 00:15:27,047 --> 00:15:30,314 ( rocket whooshing; explosion, Jimmy grunts ) 395 00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:31,449 ( growling ) 396 00:15:31,484 --> 00:15:32,950 Take him down, men! 397 00:15:32,985 --> 00:15:36,954 ( snarling and growling ) 398 00:15:36,989 --> 00:15:39,090 ( gun servo whirring ) 399 00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:40,491 Okay, just like we planned. 400 00:15:41,528 --> 00:15:44,762 ( both screaming ) 401 00:15:44,797 --> 00:15:45,796 ( grunt ) 402 00:15:49,502 --> 00:15:51,735 Cool, I can make other people invisible, too! 403 00:15:51,771 --> 00:15:52,803 You're up, Cindy. 404 00:15:56,842 --> 00:15:58,076 ( straining, grunting ) 405 00:15:58,111 --> 00:15:59,310 ( panting ) 406 00:15:59,345 --> 00:16:01,679 Wow, that carbonium's hard stuff. 407 00:16:01,714 --> 00:16:02,880 I can't get through. 408 00:16:02,915 --> 00:16:04,482 ( alarm begins blaring ) 409 00:16:04,517 --> 00:16:06,050 That's not a good sound. 410 00:16:06,086 --> 00:16:07,618 ( laser zapping ) 411 00:16:13,126 --> 00:16:14,559 Get behind my force field! 412 00:16:14,594 --> 00:16:15,793 Carl, use your burp! 413 00:16:15,828 --> 00:16:17,861 We've got to get through that dome! 414 00:16:17,897 --> 00:16:21,865 I can't-- I haven't had any spicy food for three days. 415 00:16:21,901 --> 00:16:24,168 Sounds like you need a super churning! 416 00:16:24,204 --> 00:16:26,971 ( Carl shouting ) 417 00:16:27,006 --> 00:16:28,005 ( gulps ) 418 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:29,773 Stand back. 419 00:16:29,809 --> 00:16:31,742 ( explosive, echoing belch ) 420 00:16:31,777 --> 00:16:33,777 ( dome shattering ) 421 00:16:35,014 --> 00:16:35,980 CINDY: Let's go! 422 00:16:50,196 --> 00:16:51,662 ( snarling ) 423 00:16:51,697 --> 00:16:53,097 ( screaming ) 424 00:16:58,505 --> 00:16:59,537 Batter up! 425 00:17:00,706 --> 00:17:02,173 He's too strong-- look out! 426 00:17:07,614 --> 00:17:08,579 CINDY: Gotcha! 427 00:17:12,718 --> 00:17:13,784 You?! 428 00:17:13,819 --> 00:17:14,885 Call off your troops! 429 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,120 We're the only ones 430 00:17:16,156 --> 00:17:17,455 who can handle this. 431 00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:18,456 N-Men, assemble! 432 00:17:21,327 --> 00:17:23,927 CARL ( panting ): Can I at least get roller skates 433 00:17:23,963 --> 00:17:25,095 or something? 434 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,097 I guess I don't have a choice. 435 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,599 He's all yours, N-Men! 436 00:17:28,635 --> 00:17:30,268 Thank you, sir! 437 00:17:35,441 --> 00:17:36,840 Brave kids. 438 00:17:36,876 --> 00:17:39,544 Hey, if we get lucky, they'll destroy each other. 439 00:17:42,748 --> 00:17:43,881 ( snarls ) 440 00:17:43,916 --> 00:17:45,283 We're here to help you! 441 00:17:45,318 --> 00:17:46,617 If you don't surrender, 442 00:17:46,653 --> 00:17:48,852 the army's going to kick your orange butt! 443 00:17:48,888 --> 00:17:50,621 Jimmy knows blonde girl. 444 00:17:50,657 --> 00:17:53,123 Blonde girl always make fun of him. 445 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,858 This time, Jimmy smash. 446 00:17:58,998 --> 00:18:00,298 ALL: Whoa...! 447 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,632 ( roars ) 448 00:18:03,803 --> 00:18:05,369 Jimmy's really mad, Cindy. 449 00:18:05,405 --> 00:18:08,939 Maybe he'd calm down if you tried being a little nicer. 450 00:18:08,974 --> 00:18:10,808 Maybe you're right. 451 00:18:10,843 --> 00:18:12,410 Oh, why start now? 452 00:18:12,445 --> 00:18:13,411 N-Men, attack! 453 00:18:15,281 --> 00:18:17,815 Prepare for defeat from my super-fast punches! 454 00:18:17,850 --> 00:18:19,883 But we'll still be best friends, right? 455 00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:22,119 SHEEN: Whoa...! 456 00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:26,691 Can we do that again? 457 00:18:26,726 --> 00:18:27,991 Get a hold of yourself. 458 00:18:28,027 --> 00:18:29,760 If they keep using their powers, 459 00:18:29,795 --> 00:18:32,763 they'll burn up their life force and be gone forever. 460 00:18:35,235 --> 00:18:36,634 ( grunting and straining ) 461 00:18:42,675 --> 00:18:45,943 Where blonde girl go? 462 00:18:45,978 --> 00:18:47,311 You're invisible now, Cindy! 463 00:18:47,347 --> 00:18:48,312 Let him have it! 464 00:18:48,348 --> 00:18:49,280 CINDY: Thanks, Libs! 465 00:18:49,315 --> 00:18:54,318 ( Jimmy, Cindy grunting ) 466 00:18:57,056 --> 00:18:58,889 He's all yours, Carl! 467 00:18:58,924 --> 00:19:01,158 ( straining ) 468 00:19:01,193 --> 00:19:02,059 I got nothing. 469 00:19:02,094 --> 00:19:04,262 ( growling groggily ) 470 00:19:04,297 --> 00:19:05,129 Uh-oh. 471 00:19:09,135 --> 00:19:12,603 Quick, Sam-- I need a bottle of Heavy Seltzer Water! 472 00:19:12,639 --> 00:19:14,037 No way, freak-boy. 473 00:19:14,073 --> 00:19:17,241 That's what I use to make my Atomic Fizzies, yeah. 474 00:19:20,813 --> 00:19:22,980 Hey, that's a buck-eighty! 475 00:19:23,015 --> 00:19:25,916 ( growling ) 476 00:19:25,951 --> 00:19:29,353 Phew, I got to start going to the gym. 477 00:19:29,389 --> 00:19:30,755 Carl, catch! 478 00:19:34,594 --> 00:19:36,727 Sam's Heavy Seltzer? 479 00:19:36,763 --> 00:19:39,129 Sheen, no, it's too dangerous! 480 00:19:39,165 --> 00:19:40,631 ( Jimmy grunting ) 481 00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:42,166 ( roaring ) 482 00:19:48,474 --> 00:19:49,507 ( shouting ) 483 00:19:51,076 --> 00:19:52,310 ( snarling ) 484 00:19:52,345 --> 00:19:53,644 Carl, hurry! 485 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:54,645 ( gurgling ) 486 00:19:56,015 --> 00:19:57,948 ( explosive belch ) 487 00:19:57,983 --> 00:20:02,085 ( belch echoing, rumbling ) 488 00:20:02,121 --> 00:20:04,689 Great merciful jellybean! 489 00:20:06,859 --> 00:20:08,559 CINDY: Good work, Carl. 490 00:20:08,594 --> 00:20:11,329 ( panting ): Now, let's get him back to the lab and... 491 00:20:11,364 --> 00:20:12,363 ( Cindy grunts ) 492 00:20:14,334 --> 00:20:16,266 What happened? 493 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:17,835 So weak... 494 00:20:17,870 --> 00:20:20,371 I feel all woozy. 495 00:20:20,406 --> 00:20:23,307 My speed, my bladder control-- 496 00:20:23,343 --> 00:20:24,942 they're both gone. 497 00:20:24,977 --> 00:20:28,412 It's like the life is being drained out of us. 498 00:20:28,448 --> 00:20:32,950 ( panting, grunting ) 499 00:20:34,253 --> 00:20:36,387 JIMMY: Blonde girl and friends weak now. 500 00:20:36,422 --> 00:20:39,724 But Jimmy still strong! 501 00:20:39,759 --> 00:20:42,092 Blonde Girl never nice to Jimmy! 502 00:20:42,127 --> 00:20:43,093 Nice... 503 00:20:43,128 --> 00:20:45,062 Maybe Carl was right. 504 00:20:45,097 --> 00:20:46,530 It's our only hope. 505 00:20:46,566 --> 00:20:48,632 Now Jimmy make her stop talking forever! 506 00:20:48,668 --> 00:20:49,834 ( growling ) 507 00:20:49,869 --> 00:20:51,469 Jimmy, wait! 508 00:20:51,504 --> 00:20:54,772 I'm sorry-- truly, sincerely sorry. 509 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,346 What blonde girl say? 510 00:21:02,382 --> 00:21:04,948 You don't deserve to have me make fun of you. 511 00:21:04,984 --> 00:21:06,250 You're a great guy. 512 00:21:06,285 --> 00:21:08,252 You're smart and... and talented.... 513 00:21:08,287 --> 00:21:10,788 Blonde girl try to trick Jimmy! 514 00:21:10,823 --> 00:21:12,289 No, I swear! 515 00:21:12,324 --> 00:21:13,991 I know I'm always mean to you, 516 00:21:14,026 --> 00:21:16,994 but I do it so you won't notice my real feelings. 517 00:21:17,029 --> 00:21:22,366 The truth is, well, I sort of... secretly... luh... 518 00:21:22,402 --> 00:21:23,801 luh... luh... 519 00:21:23,836 --> 00:21:24,968 ( groans ) 520 00:21:26,171 --> 00:21:27,104 Secretly what? 521 00:21:27,139 --> 00:21:28,105 Like? 522 00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:29,106 Loathe? 523 00:21:29,141 --> 00:21:30,140 Love? 524 00:21:33,679 --> 00:21:36,313 Blonde girl try to be nice to Jimmy. 525 00:21:36,348 --> 00:21:38,749 Maybe she not so bad after all. 526 00:21:38,785 --> 00:21:42,386 Maybe... ( groaning ) 527 00:21:42,422 --> 00:21:43,788 ( groaning ) 528 00:21:43,823 --> 00:21:45,155 I... I'm myself again. 529 00:21:45,190 --> 00:21:47,090 Cindy, how did you do it? 530 00:21:47,126 --> 00:21:48,292 Oh, no! 531 00:21:48,327 --> 00:21:50,327 Their life forces are almost gone! 532 00:21:50,362 --> 00:21:51,295 Wait a minute. 533 00:21:51,330 --> 00:21:53,731 Sam's Heavy Seltzer-- of course. 534 00:21:53,766 --> 00:21:55,098 It absorbs radiation. 535 00:21:55,134 --> 00:21:57,401 Got to get these guys back to the lab quick. 536 00:21:59,439 --> 00:22:01,939 I'd like to thank everyone for their support-- 537 00:22:01,974 --> 00:22:03,407 especially Sam-- 538 00:22:03,443 --> 00:22:06,209 whose Heavy Seltzer completed my de-mutation formula. 539 00:22:06,245 --> 00:22:07,678 You owe me a buck-eighty! 540 00:22:07,713 --> 00:22:10,448 We should all be back to normal in a matter of days. 541 00:22:10,483 --> 00:22:13,584 ( crowd cheering ) 542 00:22:13,619 --> 00:22:15,753 But though we lose our power, 543 00:22:15,788 --> 00:22:18,088 still we shall grapple with evil, 544 00:22:18,123 --> 00:22:21,559 for we are the Fantastic League of Justice-bringing People 545 00:22:21,594 --> 00:22:23,126 Who Avenge Stuff and... 546 00:22:23,162 --> 00:22:24,094 ( belches loudly ) 547 00:22:24,129 --> 00:22:26,229 ( squawks ) 548 00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:29,333 Thank you for your time. 549 00:22:29,368 --> 00:22:29,867 Good night. 550 00:22:30,937 --> 00:22:33,971 CARL: Does anyone have a soothing tummy lozenge? 551 00:22:36,342 --> 00:22:40,143 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 552 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,180 ( saying "Hi, I'm Paul" backwards ) 553 00:23:19,652 --> 00:23:20,818 JIMMY: Got to blast!