Gotta Blast!
♪ From here to the stars, Fueled by Candy Bar's ♪
♪ Rides a kid with a knack for invention ♪
♪ With a super-powered mind, a mechanical canine ♪
( barks )
♪ He rescues the day from sure destruction ♪
♪ This is the theme song ♪
♪ For Jimmy Neutron. ♪
( mechanical whirring )
( barks )
( yells )
Captioning sponsored by NICKELODEON
Engines down! Losing power! Abandon ship!
You're enjoying that massage chair
a little too much.
Set boosters on "Lower back"! Engage!
Thanks for taking us miniature golfing on Mercury, Jimmy.
Hey, you want some of my extra orange juice
my mom packed me?
Thanks, Carl...
( gulping loudly )
but we're not home yet.
I still have to steer us
past the Van Patten Radiation Belt.
Ha! Neutron probably thought the low gravity
would throw off my backswing.
Wrong! As usual.
Hey! How about instead of bragging,
you thank me for inviting you along at all?
You're right, Jimmy.
Thank you... for letting me kick your butt on the back nine!
What is your problem, Vortex?
What's your problem?
Oh, I think you do have a problem.
( arguing over each other )
It's so hard to digest when they argue like that.
( belches )
All this space travel has given me a zit!
( groans )
I need vanishing cream.
You can't admit that I smoke you in athletics.
Oh, yeah? You want to go right now?
Bring it on, Brain Boy!
( both grunting )
( buzzing )
( belches )
I need more vanishing cream.
I got to get me one of these!
( grunts louder )
Getting angry, Neutron?
( alarm continues buzzing )
( belches in slow motion )
( slowly ): What's...
( then normally ): happening?
We flew straight into the Van Patten Radiation Belt!
Systems are off line!
Hold on, everyone!
( all scream )
( crashes )
( steam hissing )
Everybody okay?
Yeah, except for my head and my trick knee.
My scapula, though, surprisingly seems fine.
That could've been bad.
Exposure to Van Patten rays has been known
to cause weird mutations.
Fortunately, there doesn't seem
to be any adverse side effects.
( both gasp )
What?
Dude, that is one wicked sunburn.
Huh? Holy Heisenberg!
This isn't sunburn.
The Van Patten rays altered my skin pigment!
CINDY: Hey! A little help over here?
( boys gasp )
Cindy, the rays affected you, too!
So I'm super-strong.
I'm still not going to hold this thing all day!
( fuselage whooshes )
( fuselage whistles, then crashes )
( shrieks )
This is all very interesting,
but I need to find the Little Crash Survivors' Room.
What'd I miss?
Sheen, the rays have given you the power
to vibrate at super-fast speed!
Sweet! But I think they also shrunk my bladder.
Excuse me.
Wait a minute.
Where's Libby?
LIBBY: Open your eyes, girlfriend.
I'm right in front of you.
( all shriek )
Hey, I was invisible.
Cool!
I don't feel so good.
( belches loud and thunderously )
You know, Milwaukee has very clean rest rooms.
JIMMY: I think I see what happened.
You all got super powers based on what you were doing
when the Van Patten rays hit.
And you just turned orange?
How lame is that!
It's not lame!
Maybe my cells store massive amounts
of vitamin C or something.
( sniffs )
Mmm. He does have a pleasing, fruity aroma.
( both laugh )
Guys, get serious.
We've all been endowed with incredible power.
And I say we use that power to attack Tokyo!
Guys, come on-- pick up the pace.
Sheen's right!
Except for the part about Tokyo.
We have been given incredible power.
But we should use it to fight crime.
Why didn't I think of that?
You mean... become superheroes?
I hate to admit it, but that would be cool.
I can fight crime, but I have to be home by 5:30.
Stack hands, everyone.
We need to make a solemn vow.
Let those who do evil beware!
From this day forth, we shall be known
as the Fantastic League of Justice-Bringing Avenging Men!
Excuse me?
And Two Girls.
( humming softly )
♪ Yeah. ♪
( humming )
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪
JIMMY: Bad move, citizen.
Huh?
Failing to separate your recyclables
is a Class 7 misdemeanor.
Who are you?
( sniffs ): Why do you smell all fruity?
Who am I?
I'm your worst nightmare.
N-Men, assemble!
Invisible Sister present!
Vibrating Lad ready for battle!
( panting ): Can Burp Boy sit down for a minute?
Special Girl reporting!
By the way, Neutron,
who said you could issue a corny battle cry?
And where do you come up with "N-Men"?
"N" for Neutron.
I am the team's brainy leader.
In your dreams, Oompah-Loompah Boy!
Cop a squat and watch how real superheroes get it done.
( Jimmy screams )
( grunts )
The town's been invaded by pint-sized freaks!
I'm out of here!
Halt, recycling violator!
Uh-oh.
( belches thunderously )
( crashes )
( screams )
What'd I miss?
You weirdos are a menace!
I'm calling the authorities.
That's what I'll do.
You guys have got to learn to control your powers better!
Cool your jets, Tangelo Face.
You better quit mocking me, or you're going to regret it!
What are you going to do, stain me?
Come on, guys.
We've got the hang of this now.
( meows )
Down, kitty!
Kitty, get down!
( meows in alarm )
( cat screeches )
Glad you're getting the hang of it.
( meows angrily )
( woman screams )
( car passengers scream )
Sheen, you've got to learn better control!
Right after I learn to drink less fluids.
( grunts )
LIBBY: Cross at the green; not in between, chump.
( shrieks )
( horn blows )
( Libby gasps )
( belches )
( crashing )
Oh, man, I miss all the fun!
Guys, we're doing more harm than good.
We have to schedule some practice sessions.
Listen, William of Orange,
I've had enough of this "we" business.
You know what your power is?
Super irritation!
I'm warning you, Vortex.
Quit riding me!
That does it!
I'm going to enjoy this!
What the...
( Cindy screams )
( muffled ): Help, Jimmy!
( blades whirring )
( man laughing )
Gotcha!
Stand down, you kids!
That's them, all right!
They call themselves the N-Men!
Actually, we prefer
the Fantastic League of Justice-Bringing Aven....
and Two Girls!
( both scream )
( yells )
( muffled shouting )
General, what do you think you're doing?
We're taking these dangerous mutants to a secure facility!
For the rest of their freak-show lives, yeah!
You'll have to take me, too!
( all laugh )
That's a good one.
You better head back to the pumpkin patch, little fella.
All right, men, move them out!
( muffled shouting )
JIMMY: I won't let them keep you locked up, guys!
I'll figure out a way to free you-- I promise!
GENERAL: Welcome to Area 86--
the most secure facility in the country.
And don't get any ideas about escaping.
That dome is solid carbonium.
Make yourselves at home.
You're going to be here for a long time.
Jimmy was right.
We got locked up,
because we didn't learn to control our powers.
Then maybe it's time we start learning!
Who's up for a little super-power practice?
( barks )
I know, Goddard.
I can't stop working.
I'm still missing one last ingredient
for my super-power antidote.
If only this mutant gene wasn't so hard to crack.
Maybe if I tried a submolecular scan.
Oh, no, it can't be!
Their powers are burning up their metabolisms!
Their life forces will be drained in six hours!
Got to work faster!
( sparks buzz )
No, no, no!
Now I'll never find a cure in time!
Why do I even care?
All they did was mock me!
Especially Cindy!
She makes me so angry!
( crashes )
( barks in alarm )
If only I'd gotten a cool super power, too.
Then I'd make her pay!
I'd make them all pay!
( growls )
What's wrong with me?
Feeling strange...
( voice becoming deeper ): thoughts cloudy...
image of Cindy burning in my brain!
( roaring )
( in deep, frightening voice ): Jimmy did get super power!
Now Jimmy strong!
Now Jimmy smash!
( roars )
Listen to me, people--
we can't let the army keep our babies
in that horrible Area 86!
Yeah, it's probably crawling with germs
and all sorts of allergens!
My Cindy's too delicate.
She can't do hard time.
And my poor Libby doesn't have a thing to wear!
What's wrong with everyone?
These aren't kids.
They're mutated freaks!
They destroyed half the town, yeah.
( all shouting in agreement )
I say keep 'em there!
No Muties! No Muties!
( crowd joins in ): No Muties! No Muties! No Muties...
They're not freaks.
They're the same darling children
we've always known and loved.
That's right!
Take our Jimbo, for instance.
Okay, he's orange now, but he'd never hurt a fly.
Can I just say one thing?
Pie truck!
( crowd screaming )
( Jimmy growling )
Where is blonde girl?
Jimmy smash blonde girl!
Merciful heavens-- that's... that's our Jimmy!
There's something different about him.
Looks like he's been working out.
( grunting )
( crowd screaming )
JUDY: Jimmy, stop!
You don't know what you're doing!
I think he does, Sugarbooger--
look at those abs.
You been lifting the free weights, son?!
M-m-mom?
D-dad?
That's right, darling.
We want to help.
I'm willing to spot you.
What do you bench, 3,000, 4,000 pounds?
( growling )
Take that, you miserable mistake of nature-- yeah!
( Jimmy grunts )
No, don't!
You're only making him angry.
Come on, let's show that orange bozo we mean business!
Yeah!
( grunting )
( mob shouting )
( Jimmy roaring )
( mob screaming )
You mock Jimmy, too!
Now Jimmy smash!
Jimmy smash you all!
( roaring )
Practicing with our powers was a great idea, Cindy.
Who knew I could also generate an invisible force field?
And who knew I could actually fly?
My strength must have supercharged
every cell in my body!
And I no longer have
embarrassing bladder-control problems!
I was holding that in for hours!
Carl, why haven't you tried to perfect your super belches?
I'm scared to, for my burps are way too dangerous.
But, Carl, your destructive potential is
part of the reason we love you.
Do you not understand?!
No more spicy food or carbonated beverages!
I've got to guard against even the slightest hiccup!
You mean no more chalupas?
I feel your pain, dude.
( jets roaring )
Hey, what's going on?
It looks like those jets
are headed for downtown Retroville.
Hmm...
This would be a good time
to use my new super vision.
( crowd screaming and shouting )
Guys, there's some kind of rampaging orange monster
tearing up the town!
Orange-- let's see...
Who do we know that's orange?
Nope, drawing a blank.
( crowd screaming )
( Jimmy grunting and growling )
Run, puny humans!
Run, or Jimmy will crush you!
( grunts, growls )
( roars )
( bellowing )
PILOT: Mayday! Mayday! Need backup!
Returning to base to regroup.
Jet mock Jimmy!
Jimmy crush jet!
( growls )
Guys, I think that orange rampaging monster is Neutron!
Those rays must have had a delayed reaction on him.
We got to do something.
The army might really hurt him.
All I did was make fun of him,
and he still promised to help us.
We have to help him.
Come on!
SHEEN: Let's go!
You freaks aren't helping anyone.
Make sure these kids stay put.
You, Baldy-- open those big slidey doors.
I love that!
Puny jet get away.
Jimmy crush it later.
( yelps )
Jimmy thirsty.
Snap out of it, Jimmy!
These powers are sapping your friends' life forces.
Get a hold of yourself, or they're all doomed!
( rocket whooshing; explosion, Jimmy grunts )
( growling )
Take him down, men!
( snarling and growling )
( gun servo whirring )
Okay, just like we planned.
( both screaming )
( grunt )
Cool, I can make other people invisible, too!
You're up, Cindy.
( straining, grunting )
( panting )
Wow, that carbonium's hard stuff.
I can't get through.
( alarm begins blaring )
That's not a good sound.
( laser zapping )
Get behind my force field!
Carl, use your burp!
We've got to get through that dome!
I can't-- I haven't had any spicy food for three days.
Sounds like you need a super churning!
( Carl shouting )
( gulps )
Stand back.
( explosive, echoing belch )
( dome shattering )
CINDY: Let's go!
( snarling )
( screaming )
Batter up!
He's too strong-- look out!
CINDY: Gotcha!
You?!
Call off your troops!
We're the only ones
who can handle this.
N-Men, assemble!
CARL ( panting ): Can I at least get roller skates
or something?
I guess I don't have a choice.
He's all yours, N-Men!
Thank you, sir!
Brave kids.
Hey, if we get lucky, they'll destroy each other.
( snarls )
We're here to help you!
If you don't surrender,
the army's going to kick your orange butt!
Jimmy knows blonde girl.
Blonde girl always make fun of him.
This time, Jimmy smash.
ALL: Whoa...!
( roars )
Jimmy's really mad, Cindy.
Maybe he'd calm down if you tried being a little nicer.
Maybe you're right.
Oh, why start now?
N-Men, attack!
Prepare for defeat from my super-fast punches!
But we'll still be best friends, right?
SHEEN: Whoa...!
Can we do that again?
Get a hold of yourself.
If they keep using their powers,
they'll burn up their life force and be gone forever.
( grunting and straining )
Where blonde girl go?
You're invisible now, Cindy!
Let him have it!
CINDY: Thanks, Libs!
( Jimmy, Cindy grunting )
He's all yours, Carl!
( straining )
I got nothing.
( growling groggily )
Uh-oh.
Quick, Sam-- I need a bottle of Heavy Seltzer Water!
No way, freak-boy.
That's what I use to make my Atomic Fizzies, yeah.
Hey, that's a buck-eighty!
( growling )
Phew, I got to start going to the gym.
Carl, catch!
Sam's Heavy Seltzer?
Sheen, no, it's too dangerous!
( Jimmy grunting )
( roaring )
( shouting )
( snarling )
Carl, hurry!
( gurgling )
( explosive belch )
( belch echoing, rumbling )
Great merciful jellybean!
CINDY: Good work, Carl.
( panting ): Now, let's get him back to the lab and...
( Cindy grunts )
What happened?
So weak...
I feel all woozy.
My speed, my bladder control--
they're both gone.
It's like the life is being drained out of us.
( panting, grunting )
JIMMY: Blonde girl and friends weak now.
But Jimmy still strong!
Blonde Girl never nice to Jimmy!
Nice...
Maybe Carl was right.
It's our only hope.
Now Jimmy make her stop talking forever!
( growling )
Jimmy, wait!
I'm sorry-- truly, sincerely sorry.
What blonde girl say?
You don't deserve to have me make fun of you.
You're a great guy.
You're smart and... and talented....
Blonde girl try to trick Jimmy!
No, I swear!
I know I'm always mean to you,
but I do it so you won't notice my real feelings.
The truth is, well, I sort of... secretly... luh...
luh... luh...
( groans )
Secretly what?
Like?
Loathe?
Love?
Blonde girl try to be nice to Jimmy.
Maybe she not so bad after all.
Maybe... ( groaning )
( groaning )
I... I'm myself again.
Cindy, how did you do it?
Oh, no!
Their life forces are almost gone!
Wait a minute.
Sam's Heavy Seltzer-- of course.
It absorbs radiation.
Got to get these guys back to the lab quick.
I'd like to thank everyone for their support--
especially Sam--
whose Heavy Seltzer completed my de-mutation formula.
You owe me a buck-eighty!
We should all be back to normal in a matter of days.
( crowd cheering )
But though we lose our power,
still we shall grapple with evil,
for we are the Fantastic League of Justice-bringing People
Who Avenge Stuff and...
( belches loudly )
( squawks )
Thank you for your time.
Good night.
CARL: Does anyone have a soothing tummy lozenge?
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( saying "Hi, I'm Paul" backwards )
JIMMY: Got to blast!