1 00:00:46,146 --> 00:00:47,845 Gotta Blast! 2 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:50,948 ♪ From here to the stars, Fueled by Candy Bar's ♪ 3 00:00:50,983 --> 00:00:54,185 ♪ Rides a kid with a knack for invention ♪ 4 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,653 ( gasps ) 5 00:00:55,688 --> 00:01:00,358 ♪ With a super-powered mind, a mechanical canine ♪ 6 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:01,725 ( barks ) 7 00:01:01,761 --> 00:01:04,495 ♪ He rescues the day from sure destruction ♪ 8 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:05,496 Help! 9 00:01:05,532 --> 00:01:08,065 ♪ This is the theme song ♪ 10 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:08,999 ( screams ) 11 00:01:09,035 --> 00:01:12,570 ♪ For Jimmy Neutron. ♪ 12 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:14,905 ( mechanical whirring ) 13 00:01:14,940 --> 00:01:15,906 ( barking ) 14 00:01:15,941 --> 00:01:18,342 ( yells ) 15 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:22,446 Captioning sponsored by NICKELODEON 16 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:32,356 JIMMY: Microspace, the final frontier-- 17 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:35,726 billions of particles pulsing like a pan-dimensional chalupa, 18 00:01:35,761 --> 00:01:37,428 and it's all right here 19 00:01:37,463 --> 00:01:39,863 in my trusty jar of unstable molecules. 20 00:01:39,899 --> 00:01:40,665 ( sniffs ) 21 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:41,699 Mmm... 22 00:01:41,734 --> 00:01:43,267 Fresh from the accelerator. 23 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:45,603 Uh, Miss Fowl, I have a question. 24 00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:46,770 Who cares?! 25 00:01:46,806 --> 00:01:49,106 Yeah, you're cutting into our personal time. 26 00:01:49,141 --> 00:01:51,108 Put a sock in it, she-harpies. 27 00:01:51,143 --> 00:01:53,744 I'm doing this to help us understand science. 28 00:01:53,779 --> 00:01:55,346 I've even prepared a demonstration 29 00:01:55,381 --> 00:01:57,715 of the strong and weak nuclear forces. 30 00:01:57,750 --> 00:01:59,750 I am the weak force. 31 00:01:59,785 --> 00:02:02,019 But I'm learning to be more assertive. 32 00:02:02,054 --> 00:02:04,388 Help us, please. 33 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:08,092 Actually, Jimmy, I was going to skip that new chapter. 34 00:02:08,127 --> 00:02:10,394 It has a lot of big words 35 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:12,530 which could damage the self-esteem 36 00:02:12,565 --> 00:02:14,665 of our less-advanced students. 37 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:16,100 ( clucks raucously ) 38 00:02:16,135 --> 00:02:18,603 What?! But that chapter's vital to our comprehension 39 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:20,471 of an ever- expanding omniverse. 40 00:02:20,506 --> 00:02:22,273 Big words-- they hurt! 41 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:23,641 They hurt! 42 00:02:23,676 --> 00:02:28,479 Well, we could study the new science chapter... 43 00:02:28,514 --> 00:02:31,649 or we could make macaroni sculptures. 44 00:02:31,684 --> 00:02:33,251 ( students cheer ) 45 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:35,219 Sleep with the fishes, stupid hat. 46 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,455 I'm going to make a rigatoni llama. 47 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,490 But guys, molecules-- see how shiny? 48 00:02:39,525 --> 00:02:40,824 Look at them bounce. 49 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:42,393 I've had enough of you. 50 00:02:42,428 --> 00:02:44,094 Give me that stupid jar! 51 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:45,095 Don't shake it! 52 00:02:45,131 --> 00:02:46,497 Unstable molecules are highly... 53 00:02:47,199 --> 00:02:49,433 unstable! 54 00:02:49,469 --> 00:02:51,068 ( screaming ) 55 00:02:55,107 --> 00:02:57,074 My rigatoni, no! 56 00:02:57,109 --> 00:02:59,042 ( grunting ) 57 00:02:59,078 --> 00:03:01,078 Big molecules-- they hurt! 58 00:03:01,113 --> 00:03:02,413 They hurt! 59 00:03:02,448 --> 00:03:04,382 Stay calm. 60 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:06,049 They'll lose energy pretty quickly. 61 00:03:06,085 --> 00:03:07,418 There's nothing to worry... 62 00:03:07,453 --> 00:03:08,386 ( grunts ) 63 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:09,987 Leaping leptons... 64 00:03:10,022 --> 00:03:10,954 ( groans ) 65 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:15,025 I actually enjoyed Jimmy's demonstration. 66 00:03:15,060 --> 00:03:17,628 Yeah, Neutron, let's do this again real soon. 67 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:20,464 ( groans ) 68 00:03:22,568 --> 00:03:26,370 I wonder if they made Einstein do macaroni sculpture. 69 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:27,805 It's so frustrating. 70 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,441 If elementary school keeps holding me back like this, 71 00:03:30,476 --> 00:03:32,843 I may never realize my true potential. 72 00:03:32,878 --> 00:03:34,011 Holy Heisenberg! 73 00:03:34,046 --> 00:03:35,613 MAN: I must say, Jimmy, 74 00:03:35,648 --> 00:03:37,782 I'm impressed with your cheese ray. 75 00:03:37,817 --> 00:03:39,750 Goddard, intruder alert! 76 00:03:39,786 --> 00:03:40,618 Priority alpha. 77 00:03:43,956 --> 00:03:46,056 J-J-Jimbo, relax. 78 00:03:46,091 --> 00:03:47,090 We've got company. 79 00:03:47,126 --> 00:03:48,459 My apologies. 80 00:03:48,494 --> 00:03:51,295 I didn't realize your cheese trigger was so sensitive. 81 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:54,164 We were showing Dean Cain some of your inventions. 82 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,666 Dean Cain? 83 00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:59,470 Yes, I'm head dean at the Pomona School for Advanced Physics. 84 00:03:59,505 --> 00:04:00,938 Pomona SAP? 85 00:04:00,973 --> 00:04:03,073 That's one of the most prestigious science academies 86 00:04:03,108 --> 00:04:04,141 in the world. 87 00:04:04,176 --> 00:04:05,476 Hey, Dean-o, 88 00:04:05,511 --> 00:04:07,578 have you checked out Jimbo's antigravity disks? 89 00:04:08,348 --> 00:04:10,247 Whoa... 90 00:04:10,282 --> 00:04:13,884 Jimmy, Pomona's had its eye on you for a long time. 91 00:04:13,919 --> 00:04:15,486 How would you feel about matriculating? 92 00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:18,288 You want me to go away to college? 93 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:19,256 Sweet! 94 00:04:19,291 --> 00:04:20,358 Go away?! 95 00:04:20,393 --> 00:04:22,025 You mean move out? 96 00:04:22,061 --> 00:04:23,894 But Jimmy's still a child. 97 00:04:23,929 --> 00:04:26,930 A child who could win the coveted Moran Grant, 98 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:29,266 and Pomona needs that grant to finance 99 00:04:29,301 --> 00:04:31,335 our new Silly Blinking Gadget Facility. 100 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:32,636 Well, I don't know. 101 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:34,171 What does your father think? 102 00:04:34,206 --> 00:04:35,673 ( yells ) 103 00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:36,974 It's a great opportunity. 104 00:04:37,009 --> 00:04:39,910 Time for our little Jimbo to become a man. 105 00:04:39,945 --> 00:04:41,612 Aw, can't I go, Mom? 106 00:04:41,647 --> 00:04:45,015 I could work with my scientific peers. 107 00:04:45,050 --> 00:04:46,250 Hawking, Crick... 108 00:04:46,285 --> 00:04:48,753 And the guy who invented the light-clapping gizmo. 109 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:51,455 Ah, a true genius and a Pomona graduate. 110 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:54,124 Well, sweetie, if that's what you really want. 111 00:04:54,159 --> 00:04:56,761 It's just that we'll miss you so much. 112 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:57,795 ( Goddard whimpers ) 113 00:04:57,830 --> 00:04:59,430 Dean Cain, I'm in. 114 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:02,165 Looks like you've got yourself a new student. 115 00:05:02,201 --> 00:05:03,401 Congratulations, Jimmy. 116 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:05,436 Can I keep the cheese ray? 117 00:05:07,239 --> 00:05:09,306 I don't think so. 118 00:05:09,341 --> 00:05:11,341 STUDENTS ( chanting ): With time-space equations 119 00:05:11,377 --> 00:05:13,043 For every darn occasion 120 00:05:13,078 --> 00:05:14,745 We calculate Pomona's great 121 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:17,314 Yay, Pomona! 122 00:05:17,349 --> 00:05:20,117 And that is why a random quanta 123 00:05:20,152 --> 00:05:22,920 is a well-balanced, iso-positive quanta. 124 00:05:22,955 --> 00:05:24,321 ALL: Ooh... 125 00:05:24,356 --> 00:05:25,723 Thank you, Seymour. 126 00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:28,358 You certainly do know your basic particles. 127 00:05:28,394 --> 00:05:30,994 Now, class, let's continue with our study 128 00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:32,897 of Spingarn's rule of... 129 00:05:37,236 --> 00:05:38,502 Sorry I'm late, everyone. 130 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:41,204 I blew a sprocket on my primary gyro. 131 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:44,007 You see, my jet pack's got a circuit board with... 132 00:05:44,043 --> 00:05:45,242 Excuse me, Dean Cain, 133 00:05:45,277 --> 00:05:46,577 but we're all well aware 134 00:05:46,612 --> 00:05:48,178 of how a jet pack functions. 135 00:05:48,213 --> 00:05:49,613 Quite right. 136 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:53,451 Just hang it up there with the others, Mr. Neutron. 137 00:05:53,486 --> 00:05:56,587 ( gulps ) 138 00:05:56,622 --> 00:05:59,790 By the way, everyone, I'd like to introduce 139 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:00,891 James Isaac Neutron. 140 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:02,460 Great to be here, guys. 141 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:04,127 I mean, really, totally awesome. 142 00:06:04,163 --> 00:06:06,897 This school will be the funnest place ever. 143 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:10,701 ( all laughing ) 144 00:06:10,736 --> 00:06:12,937 That was so lame. 145 00:06:12,972 --> 00:06:15,072 Now, people, he may seem young, 146 00:06:15,107 --> 00:06:17,407 but I feel Mr. Neutron's our best bet 147 00:06:17,443 --> 00:06:19,376 to win this year's Moran Grant. 148 00:06:19,411 --> 00:06:23,347 But Dean Cain, if anyone wins that grant, it will be I, 149 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:26,049 Seymour Nimelfarb, class president and official SGOC. 150 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:29,487 I'm aware of your smart-guy- on-campus status, Seymour. 151 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:31,622 Take a seat. 152 00:06:31,657 --> 00:06:33,624 Now, then, who can name 153 00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:36,259 the six basic types of quarks? 154 00:06:36,295 --> 00:06:37,094 Ooh, ooh... 155 00:06:37,129 --> 00:06:37,795 Hmm... 156 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:38,428 Neutron. 157 00:06:38,464 --> 00:06:39,763 What the... I... 158 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:42,432 The six types of quarks are up, down, 159 00:06:42,468 --> 00:06:44,502 bottom, top, strange and charmed. 160 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:46,003 Excellent, Mr. Neutron. 161 00:06:46,038 --> 00:06:48,338 ( students exclaim ) 162 00:06:48,374 --> 00:06:51,108 How dare that punk steal my scientific thunder? 163 00:06:51,143 --> 00:06:54,778 I've got to find a way to slap him down fast. 164 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:56,046 Continue, Mr. Neutron. 165 00:06:56,081 --> 00:06:58,148 Spingarn postulates additional bodies, 166 00:06:58,183 --> 00:07:00,751 such as the very charmed quark, 167 00:07:00,786 --> 00:07:01,819 the delightful quark, 168 00:07:01,854 --> 00:07:03,487 the absolutely marvelous quark 169 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:06,524 and his favorite, the very, very, very naughty quark, 170 00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:07,691 discovered in 1982. 171 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:09,727 Impressive, Mr. Neutron. 172 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:11,428 Very impressive. 173 00:07:13,799 --> 00:07:17,034 ( screaming ) 174 00:07:17,069 --> 00:07:18,435 No! 175 00:07:18,470 --> 00:07:20,203 James, stop this crazy thing! 176 00:07:20,239 --> 00:07:21,371 My jet pack! 177 00:07:21,407 --> 00:07:23,407 It must have flipped another gyro. 178 00:07:23,442 --> 00:07:25,676 Better use my tractor beam ray. 179 00:07:28,213 --> 00:07:29,146 ( thud ) Owie. 180 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:32,282 ( all gasp ) 181 00:07:32,317 --> 00:07:33,617 I'm sorry. 182 00:07:33,653 --> 00:07:35,986 I don't know how my jet pack got out of control. 183 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:39,456 Young man, you'd better not let this happen again. 184 00:07:39,491 --> 00:07:41,692 ALL: Yeah! 185 00:07:41,727 --> 00:07:43,093 Rough first day, Jimmy? 186 00:07:43,128 --> 00:07:45,095 Anything I can do to help? 187 00:07:45,130 --> 00:07:47,698 Thanks, Seymour, but I'm sure it'll be okay. 188 00:07:47,733 --> 00:07:49,266 The scientific community is known 189 00:07:49,301 --> 00:07:51,234 for being both supportive and nurturing. 190 00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:52,369 Ow! 191 00:07:52,404 --> 00:07:54,038 I miss my old school. 192 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:56,607 ( softly ): Clueless little dweeb. 193 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:59,610 I'll have him running back to Mommy inside a week. 194 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:08,018 That's right, little fleas, welcome to your new home-- 195 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:09,453 Cirque du Flea and Neutrono. 196 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:11,722 Oh, Hugh, I know you miss Jimmy, 197 00:08:11,757 --> 00:08:14,058 but this is no way to compensate 198 00:08:14,093 --> 00:08:15,392 for his being gone. 199 00:08:15,427 --> 00:08:16,393 I'm not compensating. 200 00:08:16,428 --> 00:08:18,062 It's always been my dream 201 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:19,830 to have a flea circus. 202 00:08:19,865 --> 00:08:21,932 Oh, look at them. 203 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:24,001 I think I'll call you Jimbo. 204 00:08:24,036 --> 00:08:25,669 You can be the Jimster. 205 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:28,538 Oh, and you are definitely Jimjamarino. 206 00:08:28,574 --> 00:08:29,940 ( growls ) 207 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:31,642 I know it's hard, sweetie, 208 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:34,344 but maybe we could visit Jimmy next week. 209 00:08:34,379 --> 00:08:36,546 Nope, no, sir, no. 210 00:08:36,582 --> 00:08:38,215 He's a college man now. 211 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:40,884 We've got to show that we trust him. 212 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:43,787 This is no time to get emotionally clingy! 213 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:45,789 Honey, you're flooding the flea tank-- 214 00:08:45,825 --> 00:08:47,758 they're drowning! What? 215 00:08:47,793 --> 00:08:49,893 No! 216 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:53,697 How much loss can one man endure? 217 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:55,398 Why am I so itchy? 218 00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:56,767 ( footsteps approaching quickly ) 219 00:08:56,802 --> 00:08:58,568 Sorry I'm late... 220 00:08:58,604 --> 00:08:59,569 again. 221 00:08:59,605 --> 00:09:01,238 I couldn't find the lockers, 222 00:09:01,273 --> 00:09:02,606 and the computer students 223 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:05,175 dunked my head in the toilet... again. 224 00:09:05,210 --> 00:09:08,879 Just find a lab partner, Mr. Neutron. 225 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:12,082 Hey, uh, want to partner up? 226 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:13,017 Oh, please-- 227 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:14,384 forget it, jet-pack boy. 228 00:09:14,419 --> 00:09:16,419 Not in a million ice ages. 229 00:09:16,455 --> 00:09:19,690 Sorry, no room at the table for your giant head. 230 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:22,126 ( class laughing ) 231 00:09:22,161 --> 00:09:25,328 My get-rid-of-Neutron plan is working perfectly. 232 00:09:25,364 --> 00:09:27,631 Now to make him really squirm. 233 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:30,100 Oh, Jimmy, I'll be your lab partner. 234 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:31,135 Oh, really? 235 00:09:31,170 --> 00:09:32,069 Thanks, Seymour. 236 00:09:32,104 --> 00:09:33,570 What are fellow scientists for? 237 00:09:33,605 --> 00:09:35,639 Need help with your chloride solution? 238 00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:38,909 That's okay, it's just some free radicals, an ion for taste 239 00:09:38,944 --> 00:09:41,411 and just a hint of tahini sauce. 240 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:47,951 ( sniffing ) 241 00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:50,187 What is that odor? 242 00:09:50,222 --> 00:09:52,589 Neutron, bring your beaker up here. 243 00:09:52,624 --> 00:09:54,291 It's just a chloride solution. 244 00:09:54,326 --> 00:09:56,126 Really? 245 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:58,495 It smells bitter and more volatile like a... 246 00:09:58,530 --> 00:10:00,798 Oh, what's the phrase I'm looking for? 247 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:03,067 Like a quick-freezing nitride solution? 248 00:10:04,536 --> 00:10:06,070 Dean Cain, look out! 249 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,104 ( Cain grunts ) 250 00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:08,271 ( explosion ) 251 00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:09,973 ( students scream ) 252 00:10:12,444 --> 00:10:14,011 Neutron! 253 00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:15,612 STUDENTS: Boo! 254 00:10:15,647 --> 00:10:17,214 Uh, sorry, everybody. 255 00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:18,182 My bad-- 256 00:10:18,217 --> 00:10:20,184 it can happen to anyone, right? 257 00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:21,585 Boo! 258 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:22,920 I hate it here. 259 00:10:27,459 --> 00:10:30,027 HUGH: Rest in peace, little fleas. 260 00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:31,561 Everything's all right now... 261 00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:35,565 because I got a brand-new box of fleas in the mail! 262 00:10:35,601 --> 00:10:38,001 You shall not have died in vain. 263 00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:42,572 So you see, we want to go to college with Jimmy 264 00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:45,175 to support him in his bold new adventure. 265 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:46,343 Yeah... 266 00:10:46,378 --> 00:10:48,178 Plus we're very bored and lonely. 267 00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:49,913 We have no lives. 268 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:51,215 Boys, that's very sweet, 269 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,884 but it would take a lot of studying 270 00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:55,318 to get into Pomona. 271 00:10:55,354 --> 00:10:57,687 We've watched every college movie ever made. 272 00:10:57,723 --> 00:10:59,689 I think we've got the moves down. 273 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:00,657 Hey, what's up? 274 00:11:00,692 --> 00:11:02,392 Food fight! 275 00:11:02,427 --> 00:11:03,761 Yow! 276 00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:06,529 My fleas! 277 00:11:06,565 --> 00:11:07,965 Oh, no! 278 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,933 Don't worry, we'll get them. 279 00:11:11,503 --> 00:11:12,836 Why?! 280 00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:14,704 Merciful heaven, why? 281 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:16,140 ( phone rings ) 282 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:17,641 Hello. 283 00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:18,809 Jimmy, darling! 284 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:19,777 Hold on. 285 00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:21,078 It's Jimmy, everyone. 286 00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:23,747 We've got to pretend we don't miss him 287 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:26,049 so he doesn't worry about us. 288 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,889 Yeah, Mom, everything's great here, too. 289 00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:34,258 They moved me to a great new room. 290 00:11:34,293 --> 00:11:35,192 It's... great. 291 00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:37,227 It's great here, too, sweetie. 292 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,562 Carl and Sheen are playing with Goddard. 293 00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:40,563 ( yells ) 294 00:11:40,599 --> 00:11:42,432 We don't miss you a bit! 295 00:11:42,467 --> 00:11:43,801 Nope, we sure don't. 296 00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:47,171 And your father is all caught up in his... hobbies. 297 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,106 Jimbo, cut that out. 298 00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:51,374 Jimjam, shoo, I mean it. 299 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:52,642 Oh... 300 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:54,611 Well, Mom, I should probably get going. 301 00:11:54,646 --> 00:11:55,913 Yeah, I love you, too. 302 00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:56,814 Bye. 303 00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:57,714 ( phone beeps off ) 304 00:11:57,749 --> 00:12:00,217 Great... they hardly miss me. 305 00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:04,188 ( sobbing ) 306 00:12:05,624 --> 00:12:06,990 SEYMOUR: Hello, Jimmy. 307 00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:09,159 How's work on the Moran Grant coming? 308 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:10,593 Oh, hi, Seymour. 309 00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:11,628 Not too good. 310 00:12:11,663 --> 00:12:13,663 I've been trying to make progress 311 00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:14,965 with my unstable molecules, 312 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,599 but they're still too unpredictable. 313 00:12:16,635 --> 00:12:17,600 Unstable molecules? 314 00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:20,537 That sounds quite... promising. 315 00:12:20,572 --> 00:12:22,772 But I just can't seem to focus. 316 00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:25,342 It would be a lot easier around here 317 00:12:25,377 --> 00:12:28,178 if people accepted me the way you do. 318 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:29,579 Jimmy, you're... very unpopular, 319 00:12:29,614 --> 00:12:33,016 but I think I know a way to fix that. 320 00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:34,284 You do? How?! 321 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,920 You'll have to do exactly as I say. 322 00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:40,190 But I warn you, the cost could be horrible, terrifying. 323 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:41,558 Stronger men than you 324 00:12:41,593 --> 00:12:43,593 have run screaming to their mothers. 325 00:12:43,628 --> 00:12:44,728 Not me. 326 00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:46,529 I'm in this for the long haul. 327 00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:47,564 I'll do anything. 328 00:12:47,599 --> 00:12:49,199 Really? 329 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:53,370 ( all chanting ominous-sounding nonsense words ) 330 00:12:53,405 --> 00:12:56,106 Let me rephrase the word "anything." 331 00:12:56,141 --> 00:12:57,640 ( all continue chanting ) 332 00:12:57,676 --> 00:12:59,376 No... no! 333 00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:00,410 ( screaming ) 334 00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:05,315 ( chanting ominous-sounding nonsense words ) 335 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:10,020 SEYMOUR: Let the ritual begin! 336 00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:12,722 Uh, does this ritual include bathroom breaks? 337 00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:14,958 Because I really need one right now! 338 00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:15,692 Halt! 339 00:13:15,727 --> 00:13:16,226 ( shouts ) 340 00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:17,227 Jimmy! 341 00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:18,395 What are you doing? 342 00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:20,330 I took a big chance getting my frat 343 00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:22,099 to accept you into Pi Rho Omega. 344 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:25,035 I appreciate that, but I should get back to my closet. 345 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:28,038 Lots to do-- lay out the rat traps, disinfect stuff... 346 00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:30,140 Once you've completed the ancient rite, 347 00:13:30,175 --> 00:13:31,875 you'll be one of the "in" people. 348 00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,710 Everything will be smooth sailing. 349 00:13:33,745 --> 00:13:35,779 I'm sorry, Seymour-- you're right. 350 00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:37,080 Let's do this. 351 00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:40,250 ( ominously ): James Isaac Neutron. 352 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,084 ( gulps loudly ) 353 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,920 Step forward! 354 00:13:44,856 --> 00:13:46,756 Do you seek admission 355 00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:50,394 into the secret fraternity of Pi Rho Omega? 356 00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:52,162 ( nervously ): Sure. 357 00:13:52,197 --> 00:13:56,699 And do you swear, under pain of everlasting shame, 358 00:13:56,735 --> 00:14:00,203 to submit yourself to our ancient laws? 359 00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:01,405 I... I do. 360 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,739 ( normally ): Okay, great. 361 00:14:02,774 --> 00:14:03,706 Who wants lunch? 362 00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:04,774 ( others talking ) 363 00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:05,875 Wait a minute! 364 00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,344 That's it? That's all it takes 365 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:10,747 to become a member of an ultra-secret college fraternity? 366 00:14:10,782 --> 00:14:13,483 Yeah, except for the demeaning rites of initiation. 367 00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:15,052 Wait a minute. 368 00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:17,321 Who said anything about demeaning rites? 369 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,389 You swore to uphold our ancient laws. 370 00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:21,491 If you back out, you'll be blacklisted 371 00:14:21,526 --> 00:14:23,760 throughout the entire science community. 372 00:14:23,795 --> 00:14:26,863 But I've been demeaned from the moment I arrived at Pomona. 373 00:14:26,898 --> 00:14:29,766 What could be worse than what I've already been through? 374 00:14:30,802 --> 00:14:32,235 I had to ask. 375 00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:34,704 SEYMOUR: Okay, Jimmy, everyone's on lunch break. 376 00:14:34,739 --> 00:14:36,673 Just a quick streak through the lab 377 00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:38,108 and you'll be one of us. 378 00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:39,709 But Seymour, there's got to be 379 00:14:39,744 --> 00:14:42,145 an easier way to win the approval of my peers. 380 00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:43,380 Enough jibber-jabber! 381 00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:44,948 Let's see some streaking! 382 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:47,517 Oh, Dean Cain, I do hope you're not trying 383 00:14:47,552 --> 00:14:50,988 to sway me into awarding the Moran Grant to your college. 384 00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:52,555 Of course not, Mrs. Moran. 385 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:55,525 I just thought you'd like to end our little tour 386 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,427 by trying out the campus laser. 387 00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:58,828 Oh, my! 388 00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:02,499 I haven't fired a laser since I was a little girl. 389 00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:05,068 I'm streaking! 390 00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:06,236 I'm streaking! 391 00:15:06,271 --> 00:15:07,204 ( gasps ) 392 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,205 Naked boy! 393 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,206 Naked boy! 394 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,207 Neutron! 395 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:11,274 I'm dead. 396 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:12,842 I'm streaking and I'm dead. 397 00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:15,145 Oh! Merciful heavens! 398 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:16,380 Oh... oh...! 399 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,148 Oh, my... oh! 400 00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:19,616 Mrs. Moran, don't move. 401 00:15:19,651 --> 00:15:20,984 I'll get the controls! 402 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,253 Oh! 403 00:15:23,288 --> 00:15:24,488 Ooh! Oh! 404 00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:26,723 ( laser humming, powering up ) 405 00:15:30,762 --> 00:15:32,062 ( coughing ) 406 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,031 That's the last straw, Neutron! 407 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,400 You're expelled from this college! 408 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,601 What do you have to say for yourself? 409 00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:41,704 Is there an extra pair of pants lying around? 410 00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:49,212 Alas, poor Jimmy Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven and Eight. 411 00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:50,347 I knew them well. 412 00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:51,748 Come, come. 413 00:15:51,783 --> 00:15:54,317 This mass funeral should be a happy occasion. 414 00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:56,920 Yeah, Sheen and I have been practicing, 415 00:15:56,955 --> 00:15:58,755 and I think we've nailed the moves 416 00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:00,690 that'll get us into Jimmy's college. 417 00:16:00,725 --> 00:16:02,559 And... kick it! 418 00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:06,196 ( '60s-style rock 'n' roll playing ) 419 00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:10,700 Yeah! This is an example of wild, nonstop college party! 420 00:16:10,735 --> 00:16:13,937 Toga! Toga! Toga! 421 00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:18,241 ALL: Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! 422 00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:19,709 What's a toga? 423 00:16:19,744 --> 00:16:21,178 SHEEN: Next, the reckless, 424 00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:23,180 poorly-thought-out Flurp chug! 425 00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:24,981 CARL: Flurp! Flurp! Flurp! 426 00:16:25,016 --> 00:16:26,316 Flurp! Flurp! Flurp! 427 00:16:26,351 --> 00:16:27,184 Flurp! Flurp! 428 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:30,487 ( belches loudly ) 429 00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:34,724 College is awesome! 430 00:16:34,759 --> 00:16:36,626 And it kind of hurts. 431 00:16:36,661 --> 00:16:38,528 Can I have a glass, please? 432 00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,063 ( phone ringing ) 433 00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:42,332 Hello. 434 00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:43,467 It's Jimmy again. 435 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,767 Pretend to be happy. 436 00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:45,935 Hi, sweetie! 437 00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:46,903 How's college? 438 00:16:46,938 --> 00:16:47,904 What? 439 00:16:47,939 --> 00:16:48,938 Expelled! 440 00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:49,939 But how? 441 00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:51,541 I'd rather not go into it. 442 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,510 Could you send Dad to pick me up? 443 00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:55,345 They confiscated my jet pack. 444 00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:56,480 It's horrible. 445 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,115 He's been kicked out of college. 446 00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:59,649 He wants to come home. 447 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,852 ( all cheering ) 448 00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:06,556 JIMMY: My unstable molecule notes 449 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,391 have been ripped out of my notebook. 450 00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:10,260 Hold on a second, Mom. 451 00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:18,201 These are Seymour's prints. 452 00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:19,469 What a jerk I've been. 453 00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:21,171 Seymour was behind everything. 454 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,972 Now he's even stealing my idea. 455 00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:25,942 Hello, Mom, could you put Carl and Sheen on, please? 456 00:17:25,977 --> 00:17:28,245 JIMMY ( over phone ): Guys, I need you both 457 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:31,114 to come to my college right away, and bring Goddard. 458 00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:33,116 There's been a slight change of plan. 459 00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:34,484 He needs us! 460 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,987 But more importantly, we're going to college! 461 00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:41,824 GODDARD, CARL AND SHEEN: Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! 462 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:44,361 Um, are togas edible? 463 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:49,932 SHEEN: I think we're alone. 464 00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:52,569 Let the wild college party begin! 465 00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:53,870 ( rock music playing ) 466 00:17:53,905 --> 00:17:56,072 JIMMY: Sheen, shut that off! 467 00:17:56,107 --> 00:17:57,674 ( music stops ) 468 00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:58,841 I think it's safe 469 00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:01,110 to deactivate the invis-o-shield. 470 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:04,914 It's hard to shake your booty when you can't even see it. 471 00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:10,287 SHEEN: Hey, Jimmy, aren't those 472 00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:11,988 your unstable molecule thingies? 473 00:18:12,023 --> 00:18:14,157 CARL: Like the ones in class the other day. 474 00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,092 JIMMY: Only a thousand times worse. 475 00:18:16,127 --> 00:18:18,895 Seymour's made some dangerous changes to my design. 476 00:18:18,930 --> 00:18:21,665 These molecules will vaporize anything they touch. 477 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,333 But they won't get the chance 478 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:25,101 once I've made some improvements. 479 00:18:25,136 --> 00:18:26,903 Ready with the toilet paper, guys? 480 00:18:26,938 --> 00:18:28,037 Awesome! 481 00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:31,474 My very first college T.P.-ing. 482 00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:33,109 Aw... does somebody need a hug? 483 00:18:33,144 --> 00:18:34,244 Back off. 484 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,846 Okay, instead of firing molecules, 485 00:18:36,881 --> 00:18:40,250 this gizmo's going to launch T.P. torpedoes. 486 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:43,119 That'll teach Seymour to mess with me. 487 00:18:43,154 --> 00:18:44,521 SEYMOUR: This way, everyone. 488 00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:46,423 I've set it up in the lecture hall. 489 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,391 JIMMY: Someone's coming. 490 00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,360 Abandon the mission. 491 00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:54,030 DEAN CAIN: This special demonstration of yours better be good, Seymour. 492 00:18:54,065 --> 00:18:55,665 It is, Dean Cain, 493 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:59,236 so good that Mrs. Moran will have to award me with the grant. 494 00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:03,306 Behold-- my unstable molecule machine. 495 00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:04,774 Oh, how very nice. 496 00:19:04,809 --> 00:19:06,075 What does it do? 497 00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:08,144 It harnesses the ultimate power 498 00:19:08,179 --> 00:19:11,013 in annoying, high-bounce particle technology, 499 00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:13,850 power which you're about to see right now. 500 00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:17,320 CARL ( giggling ): That tickles. 501 00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:20,056 Ow! Hey, that's my scapula. 502 00:19:20,091 --> 00:19:21,023 Stop! 503 00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:21,758 ( screams ) 504 00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:22,925 The naked boy! 505 00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:25,228 Seymour, your machine field density is 506 00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:26,763 completely out of phase. 507 00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:28,231 This could kill everyone! 508 00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:30,032 He seems to know an awful lot 509 00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:31,834 about your invention, Seymour. 510 00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:32,935 No, he doesn't. 511 00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:34,103 It's my machine! 512 00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:35,905 I created it and I'll prove it. 513 00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:39,142 ( machine banging ) 514 00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:40,977 Oh! 515 00:19:41,012 --> 00:19:42,011 ( banging ) 516 00:19:43,181 --> 00:19:46,149 ( molecules whizzing ) 517 00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:48,951 Whoa! Aah! 518 00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:49,952 No! 519 00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:53,556 ( shouts ) 520 00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:55,191 Oh, my... oh, my! 521 00:19:55,226 --> 00:19:56,593 No! My purse! 522 00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:58,027 Oh, isn't this impossible? 523 00:19:58,062 --> 00:19:59,095 Okay... 524 00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:00,497 ( shouting ) 525 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,332 I hate to say I told you so, Jimmy, 526 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,200 but this stuff wouldn't have happened 527 00:20:04,235 --> 00:20:06,403 if you'd just stick to macaroni sculpture. 528 00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:07,937 Macaroni sculpture, of course! 529 00:20:07,972 --> 00:20:09,306 That's what I said! 530 00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:12,108 I might be able to glue them to an adhesive surface. 531 00:20:12,143 --> 00:20:14,177 If only I had some art paste. 532 00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:17,347 I always carry some in my pocket. 533 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,915 ( molecules whizzing ) 534 00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:20,717 I don't have a problem. 535 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,260 This carbon shielding is designed to neutralize 536 00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:33,129 the molecules' explosive properties. 537 00:20:33,164 --> 00:20:34,096 Catch, guys! 538 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,501 Oh, my word! 539 00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:40,236 Oh! 540 00:20:40,271 --> 00:20:41,204 Heavens! 541 00:20:41,239 --> 00:20:42,572 ( grunting ) 542 00:20:42,607 --> 00:20:44,273 ( screaming ) 543 00:20:46,911 --> 00:20:47,977 Voilà! 544 00:20:48,012 --> 00:20:50,079 Instant molecule sculpture. 545 00:20:50,114 --> 00:20:53,516 Mine looks like a beautiful butterfly. 546 00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,218 Or Jimmy's mom. 547 00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:57,654 James Isaac Neutron! 548 00:20:57,689 --> 00:20:59,589 You've saved us all. 549 00:20:59,624 --> 00:21:01,858 I hereby un-expel you. 550 00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:02,792 Hooray! 551 00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:03,760 Good job, Jimmy! 552 00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:04,927 All right, Jimmy! 553 00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:05,995 Whoo! 554 00:21:06,030 --> 00:21:08,398 Naked boy, I've misjudged you. 555 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,467 In honor of your achievements, 556 00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:13,169 I hereby award the coveted Moran Grant 557 00:21:13,204 --> 00:21:16,038 to the Pomona School of Advanced Physics. 558 00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:17,273 ( both cheering ) 559 00:21:17,308 --> 00:21:19,242 All right, Jimmy! 560 00:21:19,277 --> 00:21:21,944 SHEEN AND CARL: Toga! Toga! Toga! 561 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:24,414 Toga! Toga! Toga... 562 00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:27,784 But you, Seymour Nimelfarb, are expelled 563 00:21:27,819 --> 00:21:30,319 for obviously pilfering another student's work. 564 00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:32,522 Is this going to go on my permanent record? 565 00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:35,258 Dude-- T.P. fight! 566 00:21:35,293 --> 00:21:36,325 Come on, hey! 567 00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:37,794 I don't even know you guys. 568 00:21:37,829 --> 00:21:39,429 Stop it! Ooh! 569 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,398 Jimmy, you've shown that you have 570 00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:43,433 what it takes to be a Pomona man. 571 00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:46,469 In fact, I'm considering you for a professorship. 572 00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:47,970 Thanks, Dean Cain, but I think 573 00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:49,606 I'm going back to my old school. 574 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:50,973 ( stammering ) 575 00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:53,643 I realize now that my school's lame curriculum 576 00:21:53,678 --> 00:21:56,012 inspires me with some of my best ideas. 577 00:21:56,047 --> 00:21:59,716 Well, I'm disappointed, Jimmy, but I respect your decision. 578 00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:02,919 Is there anything we can do to show our gratitude? 579 00:22:02,954 --> 00:22:03,920 Ooh! Ooh! 580 00:22:03,955 --> 00:22:05,422 ( whispering ) 581 00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:07,657 Well, I never actually got the chance 582 00:22:07,692 --> 00:22:10,259 to attend a wild, nonstop college party. 583 00:22:10,295 --> 00:22:11,093 Done! 584 00:22:11,129 --> 00:22:12,094 Kick it! 585 00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:13,730 ( rock 'n' roll playing ) 586 00:22:13,765 --> 00:22:16,666 You dance divinely for an old broad. 587 00:22:16,701 --> 00:22:19,569 I still want to know what a toga is. 588 00:22:19,604 --> 00:22:23,773 In ten years, I think I could get used to this. 589 00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:27,744 Mom, Dad-- I'm home! 590 00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:30,079 Jimbo! Good to have you back! 591 00:22:30,114 --> 00:22:32,882 Guys, I appreciate you trying to make me feel at home, 592 00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:35,819 but there's no need to throw a wild college dance party. 593 00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:37,420 Oh, we're not dancing, son. 594 00:22:37,456 --> 00:22:40,356 Your father dropped another box of fleas onto the rug 595 00:22:40,391 --> 00:22:42,992 and I want them all picked up now! 596 00:22:43,027 --> 00:22:45,862 But, Sugarbooger, they were all born free-- 597 00:22:45,897 --> 00:22:47,697 as free as the wind blows. 598 00:22:47,732 --> 00:22:50,567 Ah, Goddard, it's great to be home. 599 00:22:50,602 --> 00:22:51,734 Oh! 600 00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:52,869 Hey! Hey! 601 00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:56,405 ( all shouting and complaining ) 602 00:23:08,252 --> 00:23:12,088 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 603 00:23:47,225 --> 00:23:49,258 ( saying "Hi, I'm Paul" backwards ) 604 00:23:50,294 --> 00:23:51,794 JIMMY: Got to blast!