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Got to blast!
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♪ Into the stars,
goin' by Candy Bar's ♪
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♪ Rides a kid with a knack
for invention ♪
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( gasps )
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♪ With a super-powered mind,
a mechanical canine ♪
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( barks )
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♪ He rescues the day
from sure destruction ♪
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Help!
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♪ This is the theme song ♪
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( screams )
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♪ For Jimmy Neutron. ♪
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( mechanical whirring )
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( barking )
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( yells )
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Captioning sponsored
by NICKELODEON
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Welcome to planet
Schmengy...
uh, again.
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Don't worry,
Jimmy.
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I know where I left
my UltraLord last week
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when I was using
the facilities.
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Why not buy
a replacement, Sheen?
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Carl, every UltraLord is
precious in a different way.
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I think I left him
under that smelly rock.
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Huh? This wasn't here
last week.
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Interesting.
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Carl, scrape me a sample.
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Me?
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Don't worry,
I'll be monitoring
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from a safe distance.
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Oh, well,
in that case...
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Hah! There you are.
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From now on, you go
into the bathroom with me,
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even if you are embarrassed.
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CARL:
Uh, Jimmy?
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I think I put too much oomph
in my scrape.
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Don't worry, Carl.
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I'm completely safe.
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Well, yeah, but...
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( both gasp )
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What, do I have something
on my lip?
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Uh... don't worry,
Carl.
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Everything's going
to be fine.
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Are you kidding?
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It's the most horrible
thing ever!
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Sheen!
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It's hideous!
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It's like a freak show!
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JIMMY:
Sheen!
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Carl, we need to
leave the cave...
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You're
going to
leave me!
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Sheen! Then we'll head
back to Earth
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at light speed
or faster!
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JIMMY:
Hmm, the creature is made
of energy,
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but cooled
and solidified
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in a process
both fascinating
and completely gross.
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Well, Carl, if you get pimples,
who's going to know?
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Uh, Jimmy, are you sure
I can't look at it?
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Uh, sorry, I don't have
a mirror.
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That's not true,
you have...
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Nope, I don't.
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Be quiet, Carl.
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I'm working on
getting it off.
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In the meantime, I'll help you
blend into society.
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Like so.
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SHEEN:
Oh.
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How's that getting-it-off
thing coming?
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This should do
the trick.
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All right, it worked!
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Wow.
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Thanks, Jim.
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Whew, that was
a close one.
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I could use
a stiff shake
at the Candy Bar.
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Mmm, sounds good.
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But you know what
I really feel like?
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( Carl gulping )
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JIMMY:
Carl, what are you eating?
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Well, I got this
sudden craving
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for a bowl
of ice cream,
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jalapeños,
dill pickles,
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strawberries,
salmon and lard.
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Yuck! Strawberries?
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Why are you both staring at me?
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Do I look fat to you?
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No, no.
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It just seems un...
unhealthy.
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( sadly ):
I've always been
on the heavy side
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( sweetly ):
but I think I'm jolly!
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( angrily ):
You shouldn't talk, big head!
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( sweetly ):
But we are what we are
and that's fine with me.
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That is the single coolest thing
I have ever seen.
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Back to the lab.
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Do it again, Carl!
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Back to the lab!
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All right!
You don't have to yell.
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It's just what I thought:
the strange appetite,
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the mood swings,
the glowing bulges.
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Carl, I don't know
how to say this,
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so I'll whisper it to Sheen
and he'll blurt it out.
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Carl is pregnant?
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What!
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Well, sort of.
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It's a living mass
of energy growing
inside you,
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placed there
by the alien
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that was on
your face.
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It happens
all the time.
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But I can't support
an alien child.
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I don't even have a job.
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Will you guys excuse me?
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I need time to think.
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This is so cool.
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Carl, when the alien
is old enough,
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can I take it on a rampage
of wanton destruction?
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If you're both back
before dark.
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Man! You already talk
like a parent.
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Chile pancake?
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Clam ball?
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Pork brownie?
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JIMMY:
Good news, Carl.
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I know how to solve this
without harming either of you.
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Why are you nodding no?
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I've thought about it, Jim.
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If it's a boy,
I'll name him Schmengel
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and if it's a girl, Schmengetta.
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I want it to retain
its alien heritage.
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What?!
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Yes! I'm going to be
an uncle!
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Is there an Alien
Uncle's Day?
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( doorbell rings )
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Mr. Wheezer, hi. Is Carl...
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Dead? No, he's here.
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We're preparing for the
pitter-patter of little, uh...
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whatever the alien's mode
of locomotion will be.
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Hi, Jimmy.
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Carl, this is insane.
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You need to come to the lab
for tests immediately.
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Hello, Jimmy.
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Isn't this exciting?
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We've always wanted
grandkids.
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Oh, we sure have.
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Even if it's not
so much a kid
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as a sizzling mass
of alien energy.
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( laughing )
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( fakes laughter )
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( gulping )
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Uh, Jimmy,
does that little
spark there mean
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it's a boy alien?
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I don't know!
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Carl, aren't
you worried?
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This thing might
feed off your insides
or electrocute you
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or grow until it
splits you in half.
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Yeah, kids can be
a handful.
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Hmm, this magnascope should be
linking with the alien's energy,
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but there's
interference.
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( shouts ):
Is that a fat joke?
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( laughs ):
Because if so,
it's pretty funny...
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( sobs ):
and very hurtful.
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Oop, got to go.
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The girls are throwing me
a baby shower.
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Bye-bye.
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And stop looking at my calves!
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( girls all chattering )
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CARL:
Oh, a jumper with six legs!
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( girls exclaim )
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Huh, is that
cute or what?
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We also got
the 20-leg
expansion pack
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in case it's born
with more.
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If it's a legless mass
of energy, I saved the receipt.
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Oh, thanks, gals.
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I should have been implanted
with an alien growth long ago.
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Okay, game time.
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First we're going to play
diaper-baby-around-its-tail!
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( all chatter at once )
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It may not have
a tail,
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but it can't hurt
to practice.
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Carl, I've got the magnascope
to link with the alien
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with no harm to it or you.
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Um, thanks, Jimmy,
but I'm in mid-shower.
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Carl, you're in danger,
and the last thing you need
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is to be fawned over
by a bunch of girls.
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Who wants
clotted cream
with their scones?
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Uh... this is much
more masculine
than it looks.
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Nerdtron, you're not
an authority on babies
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just because you are one!
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Sorry, I'm trying
to prevent my friend
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from becoming
a smoldering pile of slag.
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Would you pass
the scones?
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Why, I'd
be delighted.
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Fine!
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If you need help
sweeping up Carl's ashes,
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I'll be in my lab.
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Boy, he's in a bad mood, huh?
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He's just jealous because I'm
getting all the attention!
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What other games do you have?
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Hey, what's up
with the lights?
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SHEEN:
Hey, Jimmy, wait up.
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Holy Herculaneum.
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It's made of the same energy
as the thing inside Carl.
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No! The alien monsters
have come to punish us
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for invading
their planet!
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A plan I was against,
by the way.
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JIMMY:
No, it's looking for something.
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Unless I miss my guess,
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that's the mom
of the alien in Carl,
come to claim her baby.
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Whoa.
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Get the girls
out of the house,
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but keep Carl safe inside.
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Got it: girls out,
Carl safe.
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This electricity bill is
outrageous
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and I won't pay it!
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Ooh, I didn't know
you were so strapped for cash.
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Will you take a check?
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My counselor was right.
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All I needed to curb my anger
was a hobby.
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( sticks crash )
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Okay, now I'm mad!
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It's headed right for Carl.
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If it only reduces him to
smoldering slag, he'll be lucky.
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Bye, see ya.
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Thanks for coming.
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But this is my house.
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Don't be selfish,
get out!
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Sheen, what's going on?
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Uh... it's time
for your breathing exercises.
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First you fill up
your "diaphragum,"
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then you empty
your "diaphragum."
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Soothing, isn't it?
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Well, I guess...
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( shouts ):
Soothing, isn't it!
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Yeah, yeah, it's
very soothing.
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That's it, come on.
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It's working.
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( panting )
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And now it's time for
calming visualization.
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Picture a gentle lake
nestled among the mountains.
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The water is placid.
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But what's that?
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Something's in the lake.
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It's the legendary
hokey-pokey monster!
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His gaze withers crops
and turns soda to bleach.
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Run!
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Run from the hokey-pokey!
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Save your soda!
Save yourself!
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( liquid splashes )
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It's time.
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Come on,
just a little closer.
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Stop, Jimmy!
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Carl? Carl, get back.
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Don't hurt her.
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I know what she wants.
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Bye, Schmengo.
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I'll miss you.
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Carl, that hug
contained 10,000
volts of energy.
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Wasn't it painful?
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Saying goodbye
to your kids
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is always
painful, Jimmy.
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Hey, it looks
the same as
a month ago.
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Don't desolate
planets ever change?
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Come on,
guys.
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( alien techno music playing )
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BOYS:
Happy Birthday, Schmengo.
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00:11:16,826 --> 00:11:18,426
Hey, don't I
get a hug?
261
00:11:23,866 --> 00:11:25,699
Don't forget
your Uncle Jimmy.
262
00:11:25,734 --> 00:11:28,135
Uh, no, really,
it's okay.
263
00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:30,604
Aah! Get away from me!
264
00:11:30,639 --> 00:11:31,439
Carl!
265
00:11:31,474 --> 00:11:32,539
Want some cake?
266
00:11:32,575 --> 00:11:34,108
Yeah, a corner
piece, please.
267
00:11:34,143 --> 00:11:35,642
JIMMY:
I'm not
kidding!
268
00:11:35,678 --> 00:11:37,644
JIMMY:
You're in big trouble!
269
00:11:57,900 --> 00:12:00,734
JIMMY:
Happy Birthday,
Great-Aunt Amanda.
270
00:12:00,769 --> 00:12:03,770
You're looking more beautiful
and less wrinkly every year.
271
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,172
No thanks to you!
272
00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:08,442
Your gadgets and gewgaws
have taken years off my life!
273
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,844
But, Aunt Amanda,
Jimmy's gadgets
274
00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:13,280
have saved the town
dozens of times.
275
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,983
Sure. After he brought
down a giant meteor
276
00:12:16,019 --> 00:12:17,051
to destroy us all.
277
00:12:17,086 --> 00:12:18,419
Or those
evil aliens.
278
00:12:18,454 --> 00:12:19,520
Or pants!
279
00:12:19,555 --> 00:12:21,588
Horrible walking pants!
280
00:12:21,624 --> 00:12:23,790
Which cousin
are you again?
281
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:27,428
Now, now, Newt, Kari, Cousin
Gomer, Cousin Annabelle...
282
00:12:27,463 --> 00:12:28,662
( babbles )
283
00:12:28,697 --> 00:12:30,931
and little Eddie--
let's not fight.
284
00:12:30,966 --> 00:12:34,968
We've gathered together because
we love our dear Aunt Amanda
285
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:38,439
and not because
her fabulous wealth controls
286
00:12:38,474 --> 00:12:39,673
our very destiny.
287
00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:41,608
Yeah, can't we all
just get along?
288
00:12:41,644 --> 00:12:43,077
No!
289
00:12:43,112 --> 00:12:46,914
Because of you, the Neutron name
isn't respectable anymore.
290
00:12:46,949 --> 00:12:49,350
Why can't you be nice
like your friends?
291
00:12:49,385 --> 00:12:51,519
Mmm, I've been
waiting all year
292
00:12:51,554 --> 00:12:53,720
to eat Aunt Kari's
salt paddies.
293
00:12:53,756 --> 00:12:57,191
And this year's
147-bean salad is
the best one yet.
294
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,429
Oh, Hugh, maybe
we should just go.
295
00:13:01,464 --> 00:13:03,197
No, no,
not yet, Mom.
296
00:13:03,232 --> 00:13:04,731
I think
I've found a way
297
00:13:05,435 --> 00:13:06,267
to win Aunt Amanda over.
298
00:13:06,302 --> 00:13:07,468
Say, Aunt Amanda,
299
00:13:07,503 --> 00:13:09,770
you haven't unwrapped
my present yet.
300
00:13:09,805 --> 00:13:11,572
( rudely ):
Huh, so I haven't.
301
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:16,110
Why, it's a barbecue spatula.
302
00:13:16,145 --> 00:13:18,145
I know how much you
love to barbecue.
303
00:13:18,181 --> 00:13:21,082
That baby's got
17 electro-hydraulic
attachments
304
00:13:21,117 --> 00:13:22,349
and a back
scratcher.
305
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,085
( all gasp )
306
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,520
I also brought a little
something for everyone.
307
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,589
Who wants a cybernetic
palm pager?
308
00:13:30,193 --> 00:13:31,358
( all exclaim )
309
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:34,061
Well, Jimmy, this is
very thoughtful.
310
00:13:34,097 --> 00:13:35,362
It's too bad
311
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:38,532
your dear old granny
couldn't be here
to see this.
312
00:13:40,203 --> 00:13:42,769
But she's in Reno,
kicking butt at the slots!
313
00:13:42,805 --> 00:13:45,072
( all cheer )
314
00:13:45,108 --> 00:13:47,408
Aunt Amanda, may I
freshen your cider?
315
00:13:47,443 --> 00:13:48,875
( high-pitched whining )
316
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,811
If only that
high-pitched whining
317
00:13:50,846 --> 00:13:52,580
wasn't giving
me a migraine!
318
00:13:52,615 --> 00:13:53,847
High-pitched wining?
319
00:13:53,882 --> 00:13:54,881
Oh, no!
320
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,750
Aunt Amanda, look out!
321
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,822
My bean salad!
322
00:14:01,857 --> 00:14:03,124
No!
323
00:14:03,159 --> 00:14:05,426
Goddard, expando-shield, quick.
324
00:14:08,797 --> 00:14:09,796
( explosion booms )
325
00:14:09,832 --> 00:14:11,698
( all gasp )
326
00:14:11,734 --> 00:14:14,568
( cries )
327
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,036
Aunt Amanda,
I'm sorry.
328
00:14:16,071 --> 00:14:18,239
The tritium
battery overloaded.
329
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,473
You little monster!
330
00:14:19,509 --> 00:14:21,175
I knew you couldn't
be trusted.
331
00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:23,177
It's not supposed to do that.
332
00:14:23,212 --> 00:14:25,279
I swear,
it'll never happen again.
333
00:14:25,314 --> 00:14:28,215
( high-pitched whining )
334
00:14:28,251 --> 00:14:31,818
( cousins scream )
335
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,756
( explosion booms )
336
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:38,759
James Isaac Neutron,
what were you thinking?
337
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:42,095
Nothing. I mean,
it must have been sunspots.
338
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,165
You're a menace,
young man!
339
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,800
( all grumble and shout )
340
00:14:46,835 --> 00:14:48,602
Jimbo, get inside
the house
341
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:51,572
before Aunt Amanda
writes us out
of the will.
342
00:14:51,607 --> 00:14:53,207
But, Dad... Mom!
343
00:14:53,242 --> 00:14:54,542
No buts, mister.
344
00:14:54,577 --> 00:14:56,243
March!
345
00:14:56,279 --> 00:14:58,279
And take that horrible
dog with you!
346
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,113
( growls )
347
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,182
( whimpers )
348
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,555
Hey, Jimmy, are you okay?
349
00:15:07,590 --> 00:15:08,989
Cheer up, Jimmy.
350
00:15:09,024 --> 00:15:12,426
We brought
Aunt Kari's famous
migraine-inducing desserts.
351
00:15:12,461 --> 00:15:13,860
We have a situation.
352
00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:17,364
There is no reason those
presents should have exploded.
353
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:20,467
Someone bombarded the spatula
with delta waves.
354
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:23,103
Only a genius could
come up with that plan
355
00:15:23,138 --> 00:15:25,839
and the delta waves came
from the backyard.
356
00:15:25,874 --> 00:15:27,708
Do you realize
what that means?
357
00:15:27,743 --> 00:15:30,611
Uh, Jimmy, do you mind
if we just keep eating?
358
00:15:30,646 --> 00:15:34,615
It means there'sanother genius
in my family besides me.
359
00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:35,649
An evil genius.
360
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,284
That's horrible!
361
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:41,054
Hey, Sheen,
you going to finish
that Death by Gelato?
362
00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:42,823
Yeah, okay,
stop eating.
363
00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:44,091
Sorry.
Sorry.
364
00:15:44,126 --> 00:15:46,427
Goddard, isolate the Neutron
genius gene.
365
00:15:51,634 --> 00:15:55,569
Compare the gene to DNA profiles
of all adult family members.
366
00:15:56,639 --> 00:15:58,038
Hmm.
367
00:15:58,073 --> 00:16:00,708
The two most likely
suspects would be
368
00:16:00,743 --> 00:16:03,009
Cousin Gomer
or Cousin Annabelle.
369
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,612
Okay, so what
you're saying is
370
00:16:04,647 --> 00:16:07,548
that one of them must
only be acting dumb.
371
00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:09,182
( belches )
Or crazy.
372
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,051
We've got to find out
which one
373
00:16:11,086 --> 00:16:13,387
before they make
another attempt.
374
00:16:13,422 --> 00:16:14,455
Right.
375
00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:16,457
To the buffet!
376
00:16:16,492 --> 00:16:18,191
What? I'm still hungry!
377
00:16:19,662 --> 00:16:21,428
JIMMY:
The coast is clear,
378
00:16:21,464 --> 00:16:23,297
but I'm not allowed
to go out.
379
00:16:23,332 --> 00:16:24,531
It's up to you, Sheen.
380
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,467
I need a DNA sample
from Gomer:
381
00:16:26,502 --> 00:16:28,636
sweat, saliva, hair,
anything.
382
00:16:28,671 --> 00:16:30,203
Oh, man!
383
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:34,475
Why do I always have to collect
fluids from the suspects?
384
00:16:36,779 --> 00:16:38,211
Hey, Cousin Gomer.
385
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,281
Say, I'm kind of
a sweaty guy.
386
00:16:40,316 --> 00:16:41,248
How about you?
387
00:16:41,284 --> 00:16:43,216
Want to Greco-Roman
wrestle?
388
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,518
Maybe a quick 10K run.
389
00:16:44,553 --> 00:16:48,021
I got my hand caught
in the pickle jar.
390
00:16:48,056 --> 00:16:49,790
Ping-Pong it is!
391
00:16:49,825 --> 00:16:51,325
This way, Captain Clueless.
392
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,598
Now, for Cousin Annabelle.
393
00:16:57,633 --> 00:16:59,667
Use the old
Wheezer charm, Carl.
394
00:16:59,702 --> 00:17:01,702
Or at least get her
to spit on you.
395
00:17:01,737 --> 00:17:02,703
Okay.
396
00:17:02,738 --> 00:17:04,171
Oh, I've got to be right.
397
00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:05,839
I've got to have order.
398
00:17:05,874 --> 00:17:07,374
Hey, Cousin Annabelle.
399
00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:08,275
( shrieks )
400
00:17:08,311 --> 00:17:09,677
Don't sneak up on me!
401
00:17:09,712 --> 00:17:12,413
I have senseless
panic attack syndrome.
402
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,848
Uh... I'm allergic
to wheat.
403
00:17:14,883 --> 00:17:15,849
Oh, really?
404
00:17:15,884 --> 00:17:16,817
Go away!
405
00:17:16,852 --> 00:17:17,918
So...
406
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:21,188
do you like
to... spit?
407
00:17:21,223 --> 00:17:23,123
Oh! How am I supposed
to separate
408
00:17:23,158 --> 00:17:25,459
the round toothpicks
from the flat ones
409
00:17:25,494 --> 00:17:27,260
if you keep
interrupting me?!
410
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,830
Okay, um...
you have pretty hair.
411
00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:30,897
Can I braid it?
412
00:17:30,933 --> 00:17:32,265
Don't touch my head!
413
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,735
I have grooming-
anxiety issues.
414
00:17:34,770 --> 00:17:35,869
Now I have to wash.
415
00:17:35,904 --> 00:17:37,771
Water!
I need hot water!
416
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,644
But first I'll sort
the toothpicks.
417
00:17:45,348 --> 00:17:47,948
Wow, Cousin Annabelle's nice.
418
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:50,016
Is she seeing anyone?
419
00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:51,385
Hopefully a therapist.
420
00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:53,721
Let's find out if
she's an evil genius.
421
00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,192
JIMMY:
No DNA match.
422
00:17:59,228 --> 00:18:00,828
That leaves Cousin Gomer.
423
00:18:00,863 --> 00:18:02,162
And if I'm right,
424
00:18:02,197 --> 00:18:05,332
he may be the most dangerous
intellect I've ever faced.
425
00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:11,171
Gomer, we can't have
a sweaty game
of Ping-Pong
426
00:18:11,206 --> 00:18:13,674
if you keep the paddle
in your mouth.
427
00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:15,041
( spits and mumbles )
428
00:18:15,077 --> 00:18:17,310
( slurps, then gulps )
429
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:20,013
But this is how
I serve my spit ball!
430
00:18:21,717 --> 00:18:23,183
Success!
431
00:18:23,218 --> 00:18:24,217
Yuck.
432
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,721
The charade is over,
Cousin Gomer.
433
00:18:27,757 --> 00:18:28,822
Charade?
434
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:31,425
I thought we was
playing Ping-Pong.
435
00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:33,827
I got his spit
right here, Jimmy.
436
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:35,696
In seconds
I'll have proof
437
00:18:35,731 --> 00:18:38,565
that you tried to do away
with the family.
438
00:18:38,601 --> 00:18:40,066
What do you say to that?
439
00:18:40,102 --> 00:18:42,803
Can you touch your head
with your tongue?
440
00:18:42,838 --> 00:18:43,771
I can.
441
00:18:43,806 --> 00:18:46,273
( gurgling )
442
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,143
JIMMY:
Negative?
443
00:18:50,178 --> 00:18:53,113
That means Gomer's not
the genius either.
444
00:18:53,148 --> 00:18:54,314
I did that
for nothing?
445
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:00,987
( boys gasp )
446
00:19:01,023 --> 00:19:02,489
( laughs wickedly )
447
00:19:02,525 --> 00:19:04,958
( in adult voice ):
Haven't figured it out yet?
448
00:19:04,993 --> 00:19:06,326
Cousin Eddie!
449
00:19:06,361 --> 00:19:08,662
EDDIE:
I had you barking
up the wrong tree.
450
00:19:08,697 --> 00:19:11,732
Maybe you ain't as bright
as everybody thinks.
451
00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:13,199
How could I be so naive?
452
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,436
I only checked the DNA
of adults.
453
00:19:15,471 --> 00:19:17,103
I never guessed
that...
454
00:19:17,139 --> 00:19:19,172
A baby could be as smart as you?
455
00:19:19,207 --> 00:19:20,474
Heck, I'm smarter.
456
00:19:20,509 --> 00:19:22,676
And I'm only 17 1/2 months old.
457
00:19:22,711 --> 00:19:24,912
Wait till I hit puberty--
bah-bang!
458
00:19:24,947 --> 00:19:25,979
( laughs )
459
00:19:26,014 --> 00:19:29,516
Why'd you do it,
Cousin Eddie, why?
460
00:19:29,552 --> 00:19:31,685
For Aunt Amanda's
money, Sheen.
461
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,854
Ding. We got a winner.
462
00:19:33,889 --> 00:19:36,423
Now, think fast, nimrods!
463
00:19:38,327 --> 00:19:42,128
Nothing can escape from
my unbreakable fun rings.
464
00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:43,997
You're a bad
baby, Eddie,
465
00:19:44,032 --> 00:19:46,467
and you've got a diaper
full of evil.
466
00:19:51,139 --> 00:19:52,973
Oh, what do we have here?
467
00:19:53,008 --> 00:19:55,909
A tritium battery--
and a big one.
468
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,243
Eddie, no!
469
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,880
That battery could take out
the entire family.
470
00:19:59,915 --> 00:20:03,283
Duh! Jimmy, sometimes you're
almost as dumb as Gomer.
471
00:20:03,318 --> 00:20:05,218
There's match two, man!
472
00:20:05,253 --> 00:20:07,253
Those rings
will keep shrinking
473
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:10,457
until the life's completely
squeezed out of you.
474
00:20:10,493 --> 00:20:12,860
You adorable fiend!
475
00:20:12,895 --> 00:20:15,896
Arrivederci, losers.
476
00:20:15,931 --> 00:20:18,899
( laughs wickedly )
477
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,535
( growls )
478
00:20:26,274 --> 00:20:28,909
( scatting ):
♪ Zappa du ba-ba,
zappa du ba-ba. ♪
479
00:20:28,944 --> 00:20:31,545
♪ Zap zap zappity bo-ba! ♪
480
00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:35,148
It's time for Aunt Amanda's
birthday cake, everyone.
481
00:20:35,183 --> 00:20:36,817
Come on.
482
00:20:41,857 --> 00:20:43,423
♪ Happy Birthday! ♪
483
00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:45,191
♪ Happy Birthday! ♪
484
00:20:45,227 --> 00:20:47,327
♪ Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! ♪
485
00:20:47,362 --> 00:20:49,396
♪ Happy Birthday... ♪
486
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:51,798
( all gasp )
487
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,333
Get down, everyone!
488
00:20:53,368 --> 00:20:54,701
( all scream )
489
00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:05,512
Too bad youdidn't
know about Goddard's
backup battery.
490
00:21:05,548 --> 00:21:07,247
It's all over, Eddie.
491
00:21:07,282 --> 00:21:10,283
Oh, you're going down, baby.
492
00:21:10,318 --> 00:21:12,719
( grunting and groaning )
493
00:21:12,755 --> 00:21:14,387
( all shriek )
494
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,862
All right, all right,
break it up now.
495
00:21:21,897 --> 00:21:24,364
Jimbo, we told you
to stay in the house.
496
00:21:24,399 --> 00:21:26,700
My baby.
497
00:21:26,735 --> 00:21:28,535
This is the child
you raised,
498
00:21:28,571 --> 00:21:30,170
a vicious
baby mauler?
499
00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:32,806
Aunt Amanda,
Eddie's an evil genius.
500
00:21:32,841 --> 00:21:35,008
He was trying
to blow everyone up
501
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,777
so he could get your fortune.
502
00:21:36,812 --> 00:21:38,745
( in baby voice ):
Goo.
503
00:21:38,781 --> 00:21:41,081
He takes after her
side of the family.
504
00:21:41,116 --> 00:21:42,082
Hugh!
505
00:21:42,117 --> 00:21:43,617
He may even
be adopted.
506
00:21:43,652 --> 00:21:45,351
He looks nothing
like me.
507
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,987
There's that
noise again!
508
00:21:47,022 --> 00:21:49,623
I know, Aunt Kari,
I reset Eddie's rattle.
509
00:21:49,658 --> 00:21:51,424
It's programmed to overload.
510
00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:53,694
( in adult voice ):
Oh, poopy!
511
00:21:55,998 --> 00:21:58,431
You broke my rattle!
512
00:21:58,467 --> 00:22:01,234
You dweeby,
no-good, pointy-headed,
513
00:22:01,269 --> 00:22:02,636
weasel-faced freak!
514
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:06,707
Uh... I mean...
uh...
515
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,174
( in baby voice ):
Goo.
516
00:22:08,210 --> 00:22:11,144
That baby's
a bad seed.
517
00:22:11,179 --> 00:22:12,879
It's Jimmy who's
the good nephew.
518
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:17,484
( all cheer )
519
00:22:17,519 --> 00:22:21,121
I'm so sorry
little Eddie tried
to destroy us all.
520
00:22:21,156 --> 00:22:23,724
If I were you,
I'd keep him on a baby leash.
521
00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,291
Oh, no,
not the leash!
522
00:22:25,327 --> 00:22:28,194
I'll get you for this,
Jimmy, you hear me?
523
00:22:28,230 --> 00:22:30,764
This ain't finished,
not by a long shot!
524
00:22:30,799 --> 00:22:32,799
Hey, where's
my juicy cup?
525
00:22:32,835 --> 00:22:34,367
EDDIE:
Where is the cup
526
00:22:34,402 --> 00:22:36,603
that I can spill
without spilling?!
527
00:22:36,639 --> 00:22:38,739
Dad, our family
is very weird.
528
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:39,973
It sure is, Son.
529
00:22:40,009 --> 00:22:41,742
It sure is.
530
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:49,116
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531
00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:25,886
So, what do you want
me to say now?
532
00:23:26,955 --> 00:23:28,789
JIMMY:
Got to blast!