1 00:00:02,286 --> 00:00:03,918 Got to blast! 2 00:00:03,953 --> 00:00:07,054 ♪ Into the stars, goin' by Candy Bar's ♪ 3 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:10,392 ♪ Rides a kid with a knack for invention ♪ 4 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:11,893 ( gasps ) 5 00:00:11,928 --> 00:00:16,464 ♪ With a super-powered mind, a mechanical canine ♪ 6 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:17,865 ( barks ) 7 00:00:17,901 --> 00:00:20,602 ♪ He rescues the day from sure destruction ♪ 8 00:00:20,637 --> 00:00:21,603 Help! 9 00:00:21,638 --> 00:00:24,372 ♪ This is the theme song ♪ 10 00:00:24,408 --> 00:00:25,273 ( screams ) 11 00:00:25,309 --> 00:00:28,677 ♪ For Jimmy Neutron. ♪ 12 00:00:28,712 --> 00:00:31,012 ( mechanical whirring ) 13 00:00:31,047 --> 00:00:31,979 ( barking ) 14 00:00:32,015 --> 00:00:33,080 ( yells ) 15 00:00:34,484 --> 00:00:38,553 Captioning sponsored by NICKELODEON 16 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:51,766 Welcome to planet Schmengy... uh, again. 17 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:52,900 Don't worry, Jimmy. 18 00:00:52,936 --> 00:00:57,038 I know where I left my UltraLord last week 19 00:00:57,073 --> 00:00:58,906 when I was using the facilities. 20 00:00:58,942 --> 00:01:01,075 Why not buy a replacement, Sheen? 21 00:01:01,110 --> 00:01:04,446 Carl, every UltraLord is precious in a different way. 22 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:07,649 I think I left him under that smelly rock. 23 00:01:07,684 --> 00:01:10,385 Huh? This wasn't here last week. 24 00:01:10,420 --> 00:01:12,320 Interesting. 25 00:01:12,356 --> 00:01:14,055 Carl, scrape me a sample. 26 00:01:14,090 --> 00:01:15,089 Me? 27 00:01:15,124 --> 00:01:16,958 Don't worry, I'll be monitoring 28 00:01:16,993 --> 00:01:18,259 from a safe distance. 29 00:01:18,294 --> 00:01:20,862 Oh, well, in that case... 30 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:24,966 Hah! There you are. 31 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:28,636 From now on, you go into the bathroom with me, 32 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:30,438 even if you are embarrassed. 33 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:34,409 CARL: Uh, Jimmy? 34 00:01:34,444 --> 00:01:37,746 I think I put too much oomph in my scrape. 35 00:01:37,781 --> 00:01:38,713 Don't worry, Carl. 36 00:01:38,749 --> 00:01:39,814 I'm completely safe. 37 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:41,082 Well, yeah, but... 38 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:44,352 ( both gasp ) 39 00:01:44,388 --> 00:01:47,121 What, do I have something on my lip? 40 00:01:47,156 --> 00:01:48,456 Uh... don't worry, Carl. 41 00:01:48,492 --> 00:01:50,157 Everything's going to be fine. 42 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,459 Are you kidding? 43 00:01:51,495 --> 00:01:53,762 It's the most horrible thing ever! 44 00:01:53,797 --> 00:01:54,462 Sheen! 45 00:01:54,498 --> 00:01:55,329 It's hideous! 46 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:57,131 It's like a freak show! 47 00:01:57,166 --> 00:01:59,601 JIMMY: Sheen! 48 00:01:59,636 --> 00:02:01,836 Carl, we need to leave the cave... 49 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:03,805 You're going to leave me! 50 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:06,207 Sheen! Then we'll head back to Earth 51 00:02:06,242 --> 00:02:07,876 at light speed or faster! 52 00:02:11,281 --> 00:02:14,181 JIMMY: Hmm, the creature is made of energy, 53 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:15,750 but cooled and solidified 54 00:02:15,786 --> 00:02:19,120 in a process both fascinating and completely gross. 55 00:02:19,155 --> 00:02:22,424 Well, Carl, if you get pimples, who's going to know? 56 00:02:22,459 --> 00:02:25,460 Uh, Jimmy, are you sure I can't look at it? 57 00:02:25,495 --> 00:02:27,529 Uh, sorry, I don't have a mirror. 58 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:29,230 That's not true, you have... 59 00:02:29,265 --> 00:02:30,197 Nope, I don't. 60 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:31,265 Be quiet, Carl. 61 00:02:31,301 --> 00:02:33,100 I'm working on getting it off. 62 00:02:33,136 --> 00:02:36,304 In the meantime, I'll help you blend into society. 63 00:02:36,339 --> 00:02:38,306 Like so. 64 00:02:38,341 --> 00:02:39,574 SHEEN: Oh. 65 00:02:39,609 --> 00:02:41,509 How's that getting-it-off thing coming? 66 00:02:43,346 --> 00:02:45,447 This should do the trick. 67 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,187 All right, it worked! 68 00:02:53,222 --> 00:02:54,255 Wow. 69 00:02:54,290 --> 00:02:55,289 Thanks, Jim. 70 00:02:55,325 --> 00:02:57,058 Whew, that was a close one. 71 00:02:57,093 --> 00:03:00,194 I could use a stiff shake at the Candy Bar. 72 00:03:00,229 --> 00:03:01,763 Mmm, sounds good. 73 00:03:01,798 --> 00:03:04,566 But you know what I really feel like? 74 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:05,934 ( Carl gulping ) 75 00:03:05,969 --> 00:03:08,035 JIMMY: Carl, what are you eating? 76 00:03:08,071 --> 00:03:10,071 Well, I got this sudden craving 77 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:11,539 for a bowl of ice cream, 78 00:03:11,575 --> 00:03:13,207 jalapeños, dill pickles, 79 00:03:13,242 --> 00:03:15,443 strawberries, salmon and lard. 80 00:03:15,479 --> 00:03:17,445 Yuck! Strawberries? 81 00:03:17,481 --> 00:03:19,981 Why are you both staring at me? 82 00:03:20,016 --> 00:03:21,649 Do I look fat to you? 83 00:03:21,685 --> 00:03:22,650 No, no. 84 00:03:22,686 --> 00:03:24,385 It just seems un... unhealthy. 85 00:03:24,420 --> 00:03:28,089 ( sadly ): I've always been on the heavy side 86 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:30,091 ( sweetly ): but I think I'm jolly! 87 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:32,126 ( angrily ): You shouldn't talk, big head! 88 00:03:32,161 --> 00:03:35,930 ( sweetly ): But we are what we are and that's fine with me. 89 00:03:39,235 --> 00:03:43,104 That is the single coolest thing I have ever seen. 90 00:03:43,139 --> 00:03:44,539 Back to the lab. 91 00:03:44,574 --> 00:03:45,940 Do it again, Carl! 92 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:47,408 Back to the lab! 93 00:03:47,443 --> 00:03:49,310 All right! You don't have to yell. 94 00:03:52,949 --> 00:03:55,282 It's just what I thought: the strange appetite, 95 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:57,118 the mood swings, the glowing bulges. 96 00:03:57,153 --> 00:03:58,920 Carl, I don't know how to say this, 97 00:03:58,955 --> 00:04:01,956 so I'll whisper it to Sheen and he'll blurt it out. 98 00:04:04,260 --> 00:04:05,894 Carl is pregnant? 99 00:04:05,929 --> 00:04:06,694 What! 100 00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:07,962 Well, sort of. 101 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:10,698 It's a living mass of energy growing inside you, 102 00:04:10,734 --> 00:04:12,299 placed there by the alien 103 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:13,635 that was on your face. 104 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,136 It happens all the time. 105 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:17,972 But I can't support an alien child. 106 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:19,473 I don't even have a job. 107 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:20,575 Will you guys excuse me? 108 00:04:20,610 --> 00:04:22,043 I need time to think. 109 00:04:22,078 --> 00:04:23,210 This is so cool. 110 00:04:23,246 --> 00:04:25,212 Carl, when the alien is old enough, 111 00:04:25,248 --> 00:04:27,916 can I take it on a rampage of wanton destruction? 112 00:04:27,951 --> 00:04:29,651 If you're both back before dark. 113 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:32,020 Man! You already talk like a parent. 114 00:04:35,559 --> 00:04:36,724 Chile pancake? 115 00:04:37,961 --> 00:04:39,527 Clam ball? 116 00:04:39,563 --> 00:04:40,962 Pork brownie? 117 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,365 JIMMY: Good news, Carl. 118 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:47,902 I know how to solve this without harming either of you. 119 00:04:47,938 --> 00:04:49,203 Why are you nodding no? 120 00:04:49,238 --> 00:04:50,738 I've thought about it, Jim. 121 00:04:50,774 --> 00:04:53,140 If it's a boy, I'll name him Schmengel 122 00:04:53,176 --> 00:04:54,909 and if it's a girl, Schmengetta. 123 00:04:54,945 --> 00:04:57,478 I want it to retain its alien heritage. 124 00:04:57,513 --> 00:04:58,345 What?! 125 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:00,882 Yes! I'm going to be an uncle! 126 00:05:00,917 --> 00:05:03,217 Is there an Alien Uncle's Day? 127 00:05:03,252 --> 00:05:05,720 ( doorbell rings ) 128 00:05:05,755 --> 00:05:07,321 Mr. Wheezer, hi. Is Carl... 129 00:05:07,356 --> 00:05:08,790 Dead? No, he's here. 130 00:05:08,825 --> 00:05:11,659 We're preparing for the pitter-patter of little, uh... 131 00:05:11,695 --> 00:05:14,562 whatever the alien's mode of locomotion will be. 132 00:05:14,598 --> 00:05:15,496 Hi, Jimmy. 133 00:05:15,531 --> 00:05:16,931 Carl, this is insane. 134 00:05:16,967 --> 00:05:19,533 You need to come to the lab for tests immediately. 135 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:20,802 Hello, Jimmy. 136 00:05:20,837 --> 00:05:22,470 Isn't this exciting? 137 00:05:22,505 --> 00:05:24,706 We've always wanted grandkids. 138 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:25,807 Oh, we sure have. 139 00:05:25,842 --> 00:05:27,508 Even if it's not so much a kid 140 00:05:27,543 --> 00:05:29,510 as a sizzling mass of alien energy. 141 00:05:29,545 --> 00:05:30,979 ( laughing ) 142 00:05:31,014 --> 00:05:32,279 ( fakes laughter ) 143 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:39,087 ( gulping ) 144 00:05:39,122 --> 00:05:41,589 Uh, Jimmy, does that little spark there mean 145 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:42,556 it's a boy alien? 146 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:43,591 I don't know! 147 00:05:43,627 --> 00:05:45,226 Carl, aren't you worried? 148 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:47,996 This thing might feed off your insides or electrocute you 149 00:05:48,031 --> 00:05:49,831 or grow until it splits you in half. 150 00:05:49,866 --> 00:05:52,000 Yeah, kids can be a handful. 151 00:05:53,569 --> 00:05:57,538 Hmm, this magnascope should be linking with the alien's energy, 152 00:05:57,573 --> 00:05:58,973 but there's interference. 153 00:05:59,009 --> 00:06:00,675 ( shouts ): Is that a fat joke? 154 00:06:00,710 --> 00:06:03,711 ( laughs ): Because if so, it's pretty funny... 155 00:06:03,747 --> 00:06:06,180 ( sobs ): and very hurtful. 156 00:06:06,215 --> 00:06:07,314 Oop, got to go. 157 00:06:07,350 --> 00:06:09,550 The girls are throwing me a baby shower. 158 00:06:09,585 --> 00:06:10,652 Bye-bye. 159 00:06:10,687 --> 00:06:12,854 And stop looking at my calves! 160 00:06:14,524 --> 00:06:18,292 ( girls all chattering ) 161 00:06:18,327 --> 00:06:20,928 CARL: Oh, a jumper with six legs! 162 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:22,229 ( girls exclaim ) 163 00:06:22,265 --> 00:06:23,931 Huh, is that cute or what? 164 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:26,167 We also got the 20-leg expansion pack 165 00:06:26,202 --> 00:06:27,969 in case it's born with more. 166 00:06:28,004 --> 00:06:30,838 If it's a legless mass of energy, I saved the receipt. 167 00:06:30,874 --> 00:06:32,373 Oh, thanks, gals. 168 00:06:32,408 --> 00:06:36,277 I should have been implanted with an alien growth long ago. 169 00:06:36,312 --> 00:06:38,212 Okay, game time. 170 00:06:38,247 --> 00:06:41,382 First we're going to play diaper-baby-around-its-tail! 171 00:06:41,417 --> 00:06:43,651 ( all chatter at once ) 172 00:06:43,687 --> 00:06:45,153 It may not have a tail, 173 00:06:45,188 --> 00:06:47,088 but it can't hurt to practice. 174 00:06:47,123 --> 00:06:50,792 Carl, I've got the magnascope to link with the alien 175 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,359 with no harm to it or you. 176 00:06:52,395 --> 00:06:54,996 Um, thanks, Jimmy, but I'm in mid-shower. 177 00:06:55,031 --> 00:06:58,066 Carl, you're in danger, and the last thing you need 178 00:06:58,101 --> 00:07:00,401 is to be fawned over by a bunch of girls. 179 00:07:00,436 --> 00:07:04,338 Who wants clotted cream with their scones? 180 00:07:04,373 --> 00:07:06,808 Uh... this is much more masculine than it looks. 181 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:09,476 Nerdtron, you're not an authority on babies 182 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:11,179 just because you are one! 183 00:07:11,214 --> 00:07:13,581 Sorry, I'm trying to prevent my friend 184 00:07:13,616 --> 00:07:16,117 from becoming a smoldering pile of slag. 185 00:07:16,152 --> 00:07:18,385 Would you pass the scones? 186 00:07:18,421 --> 00:07:20,354 Why, I'd be delighted. 187 00:07:20,389 --> 00:07:21,655 Fine! 188 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:24,425 If you need help sweeping up Carl's ashes, 189 00:07:24,460 --> 00:07:25,960 I'll be in my lab. 190 00:07:25,995 --> 00:07:27,494 Boy, he's in a bad mood, huh? 191 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:31,332 He's just jealous because I'm getting all the attention! 192 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:32,934 What other games do you have? 193 00:07:32,969 --> 00:07:35,369 Hey, what's up with the lights? 194 00:07:35,404 --> 00:07:37,471 SHEEN: Hey, Jimmy, wait up. 195 00:07:45,448 --> 00:07:46,714 Holy Herculaneum. 196 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:50,051 It's made of the same energy as the thing inside Carl. 197 00:07:50,086 --> 00:07:52,954 No! The alien monsters have come to punish us 198 00:07:52,989 --> 00:07:54,789 for invading their planet! 199 00:07:54,824 --> 00:07:56,924 A plan I was against, by the way. 200 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,393 JIMMY: No, it's looking for something. 201 00:07:59,428 --> 00:08:00,928 Unless I miss my guess, 202 00:08:00,964 --> 00:08:04,098 that's the mom of the alien in Carl, come to claim her baby. 203 00:08:04,134 --> 00:08:05,066 Whoa. 204 00:08:05,101 --> 00:08:07,034 Get the girls out of the house, 205 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,636 but keep Carl safe inside. 206 00:08:08,671 --> 00:08:10,571 Got it: girls out, Carl safe. 207 00:08:13,042 --> 00:08:15,943 This electricity bill is outrageous 208 00:08:15,979 --> 00:08:17,411 and I won't pay it! 209 00:08:20,683 --> 00:08:23,151 Ooh, I didn't know you were so strapped for cash. 210 00:08:23,186 --> 00:08:24,886 Will you take a check? 211 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:26,587 My counselor was right. 212 00:08:26,622 --> 00:08:29,556 All I needed to curb my anger was a hobby. 213 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:31,725 ( sticks crash ) 214 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,095 Okay, now I'm mad! 215 00:08:39,435 --> 00:08:41,368 It's headed right for Carl. 216 00:08:41,404 --> 00:08:45,372 If it only reduces him to smoldering slag, he'll be lucky. 217 00:08:48,311 --> 00:08:49,277 Bye, see ya. 218 00:08:49,312 --> 00:08:50,278 Thanks for coming. 219 00:08:50,313 --> 00:08:51,679 But this is my house. 220 00:08:51,714 --> 00:08:53,514 Don't be selfish, get out! 221 00:08:55,885 --> 00:08:57,785 Sheen, what's going on? 222 00:08:57,821 --> 00:09:01,022 Uh... it's time for your breathing exercises. 223 00:09:01,057 --> 00:09:03,390 First you fill up your "diaphragum," 224 00:09:03,426 --> 00:09:05,526 then you empty your "diaphragum." 225 00:09:05,561 --> 00:09:06,527 Soothing, isn't it? 226 00:09:06,562 --> 00:09:08,395 Well, I guess... 227 00:09:08,431 --> 00:09:10,331 ( shouts ): Soothing, isn't it! 228 00:09:12,902 --> 00:09:15,803 Yeah, yeah, it's very soothing. 229 00:09:39,929 --> 00:09:41,829 That's it, come on. 230 00:09:47,904 --> 00:09:49,036 It's working. 231 00:09:49,072 --> 00:09:52,306 ( panting ) 232 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:55,109 And now it's time for calming visualization. 233 00:09:55,144 --> 00:09:57,811 Picture a gentle lake nestled among the mountains. 234 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,347 The water is placid. 235 00:09:59,382 --> 00:10:00,414 But what's that? 236 00:10:00,449 --> 00:10:02,083 Something's in the lake. 237 00:10:02,118 --> 00:10:04,485 It's the legendary hokey-pokey monster! 238 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:07,355 His gaze withers crops and turns soda to bleach. 239 00:10:07,390 --> 00:10:08,155 Run! 240 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:09,723 Run from the hokey-pokey! 241 00:10:09,759 --> 00:10:11,792 Save your soda! Save yourself! 242 00:10:11,827 --> 00:10:13,394 ( liquid splashes ) 243 00:10:13,429 --> 00:10:15,162 It's time. 244 00:10:19,302 --> 00:10:21,635 Come on, just a little closer. 245 00:10:21,670 --> 00:10:22,669 Stop, Jimmy! 246 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:24,338 Carl? Carl, get back. 247 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:25,907 Don't hurt her. 248 00:10:25,942 --> 00:10:27,875 I know what she wants. 249 00:10:34,683 --> 00:10:36,617 Bye, Schmengo. 250 00:10:36,652 --> 00:10:38,485 I'll miss you. 251 00:10:47,297 --> 00:10:50,464 Carl, that hug contained 10,000 volts of energy. 252 00:10:50,499 --> 00:10:51,698 Wasn't it painful? 253 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,667 Saying goodbye to your kids 254 00:10:53,702 --> 00:10:55,602 is always painful, Jimmy. 255 00:10:58,607 --> 00:11:01,409 Hey, it looks the same as a month ago. 256 00:11:01,444 --> 00:11:03,244 Don't desolate planets ever change? 257 00:11:03,279 --> 00:11:04,912 Come on, guys. 258 00:11:04,948 --> 00:11:11,585 ( alien techno music playing ) 259 00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:14,288 BOYS: Happy Birthday, Schmengo. 260 00:11:16,826 --> 00:11:18,426 Hey, don't I get a hug? 261 00:11:23,866 --> 00:11:25,699 Don't forget your Uncle Jimmy. 262 00:11:25,734 --> 00:11:28,135 Uh, no, really, it's okay. 263 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:30,604 Aah! Get away from me! 264 00:11:30,639 --> 00:11:31,439 Carl! 265 00:11:31,474 --> 00:11:32,539 Want some cake? 266 00:11:32,575 --> 00:11:34,108 Yeah, a corner piece, please. 267 00:11:34,143 --> 00:11:35,642 JIMMY: I'm not kidding! 268 00:11:35,678 --> 00:11:37,644 JIMMY: You're in big trouble! 269 00:11:57,900 --> 00:12:00,734 JIMMY: Happy Birthday, Great-Aunt Amanda. 270 00:12:00,769 --> 00:12:03,770 You're looking more beautiful and less wrinkly every year. 271 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,172 No thanks to you! 272 00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:08,442 Your gadgets and gewgaws have taken years off my life! 273 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,844 But, Aunt Amanda, Jimmy's gadgets 274 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:13,280 have saved the town dozens of times. 275 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,983 Sure. After he brought down a giant meteor 276 00:12:16,019 --> 00:12:17,051 to destroy us all. 277 00:12:17,086 --> 00:12:18,419 Or those evil aliens. 278 00:12:18,454 --> 00:12:19,520 Or pants! 279 00:12:19,555 --> 00:12:21,588 Horrible walking pants! 280 00:12:21,624 --> 00:12:23,790 Which cousin are you again? 281 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:27,428 Now, now, Newt, Kari, Cousin Gomer, Cousin Annabelle... 282 00:12:27,463 --> 00:12:28,662 ( babbles ) 283 00:12:28,697 --> 00:12:30,931 and little Eddie-- let's not fight. 284 00:12:30,966 --> 00:12:34,968 We've gathered together because we love our dear Aunt Amanda 285 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:38,439 and not because her fabulous wealth controls 286 00:12:38,474 --> 00:12:39,673 our very destiny. 287 00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:41,608 Yeah, can't we all just get along? 288 00:12:41,644 --> 00:12:43,077 No! 289 00:12:43,112 --> 00:12:46,914 Because of you, the Neutron name isn't respectable anymore. 290 00:12:46,949 --> 00:12:49,350 Why can't you be nice like your friends? 291 00:12:49,385 --> 00:12:51,519 Mmm, I've been waiting all year 292 00:12:51,554 --> 00:12:53,720 to eat Aunt Kari's salt paddies. 293 00:12:53,756 --> 00:12:57,191 And this year's 147-bean salad is the best one yet. 294 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,429 Oh, Hugh, maybe we should just go. 295 00:13:01,464 --> 00:13:03,197 No, no, not yet, Mom. 296 00:13:03,232 --> 00:13:04,731 I think I've found a way 297 00:13:05,435 --> 00:13:06,267 to win Aunt Amanda over. 298 00:13:06,302 --> 00:13:07,468 Say, Aunt Amanda, 299 00:13:07,503 --> 00:13:09,770 you haven't unwrapped my present yet. 300 00:13:09,805 --> 00:13:11,572 ( rudely ): Huh, so I haven't. 301 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:16,110 Why, it's a barbecue spatula. 302 00:13:16,145 --> 00:13:18,145 I know how much you love to barbecue. 303 00:13:18,181 --> 00:13:21,082 That baby's got 17 electro-hydraulic attachments 304 00:13:21,117 --> 00:13:22,349 and a back scratcher. 305 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,085 ( all gasp ) 306 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,520 I also brought a little something for everyone. 307 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,589 Who wants a cybernetic palm pager? 308 00:13:30,193 --> 00:13:31,358 ( all exclaim ) 309 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:34,061 Well, Jimmy, this is very thoughtful. 310 00:13:34,097 --> 00:13:35,362 It's too bad 311 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:38,532 your dear old granny couldn't be here to see this. 312 00:13:40,203 --> 00:13:42,769 But she's in Reno, kicking butt at the slots! 313 00:13:42,805 --> 00:13:45,072 ( all cheer ) 314 00:13:45,108 --> 00:13:47,408 Aunt Amanda, may I freshen your cider? 315 00:13:47,443 --> 00:13:48,875 ( high-pitched whining ) 316 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,811 If only that high-pitched whining 317 00:13:50,846 --> 00:13:52,580 wasn't giving me a migraine! 318 00:13:52,615 --> 00:13:53,847 High-pitched wining? 319 00:13:53,882 --> 00:13:54,881 Oh, no! 320 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,750 Aunt Amanda, look out! 321 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,822 My bean salad! 322 00:14:01,857 --> 00:14:03,124 No! 323 00:14:03,159 --> 00:14:05,426 Goddard, expando-shield, quick. 324 00:14:08,797 --> 00:14:09,796 ( explosion booms ) 325 00:14:09,832 --> 00:14:11,698 ( all gasp ) 326 00:14:11,734 --> 00:14:14,568 ( cries ) 327 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,036 Aunt Amanda, I'm sorry. 328 00:14:16,071 --> 00:14:18,239 The tritium battery overloaded. 329 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,473 You little monster! 330 00:14:19,509 --> 00:14:21,175 I knew you couldn't be trusted. 331 00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:23,177 It's not supposed to do that. 332 00:14:23,212 --> 00:14:25,279 I swear, it'll never happen again. 333 00:14:25,314 --> 00:14:28,215 ( high-pitched whining ) 334 00:14:28,251 --> 00:14:31,818 ( cousins scream ) 335 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,756 ( explosion booms ) 336 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:38,759 James Isaac Neutron, what were you thinking? 337 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:42,095 Nothing. I mean, it must have been sunspots. 338 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,165 You're a menace, young man! 339 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,800 ( all grumble and shout ) 340 00:14:46,835 --> 00:14:48,602 Jimbo, get inside the house 341 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:51,572 before Aunt Amanda writes us out of the will. 342 00:14:51,607 --> 00:14:53,207 But, Dad... Mom! 343 00:14:53,242 --> 00:14:54,542 No buts, mister. 344 00:14:54,577 --> 00:14:56,243 March! 345 00:14:56,279 --> 00:14:58,279 And take that horrible dog with you! 346 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,113 ( growls ) 347 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,182 ( whimpers ) 348 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,555 Hey, Jimmy, are you okay? 349 00:15:07,590 --> 00:15:08,989 Cheer up, Jimmy. 350 00:15:09,024 --> 00:15:12,426 We brought Aunt Kari's famous migraine-inducing desserts. 351 00:15:12,461 --> 00:15:13,860 We have a situation. 352 00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:17,364 There is no reason those presents should have exploded. 353 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:20,467 Someone bombarded the spatula with delta waves. 354 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:23,103 Only a genius could come up with that plan 355 00:15:23,138 --> 00:15:25,839 and the delta waves came from the backyard. 356 00:15:25,874 --> 00:15:27,708 Do you realize what that means? 357 00:15:27,743 --> 00:15:30,611 Uh, Jimmy, do you mind if we just keep eating? 358 00:15:30,646 --> 00:15:34,615 It means there'sanother genius in my family besides me. 359 00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:35,649 An evil genius. 360 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,284 That's horrible! 361 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:41,054 Hey, Sheen, you going to finish that Death by Gelato? 362 00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:42,823 Yeah, okay, stop eating. 363 00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:44,091 Sorry. Sorry. 364 00:15:44,126 --> 00:15:46,427 Goddard, isolate the Neutron genius gene. 365 00:15:51,634 --> 00:15:55,569 Compare the gene to DNA profiles of all adult family members. 366 00:15:56,639 --> 00:15:58,038 Hmm. 367 00:15:58,073 --> 00:16:00,708 The two most likely suspects would be 368 00:16:00,743 --> 00:16:03,009 Cousin Gomer or Cousin Annabelle. 369 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,612 Okay, so what you're saying is 370 00:16:04,647 --> 00:16:07,548 that one of them must only be acting dumb. 371 00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:09,182 ( belches ) Or crazy. 372 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,051 We've got to find out which one 373 00:16:11,086 --> 00:16:13,387 before they make another attempt. 374 00:16:13,422 --> 00:16:14,455 Right. 375 00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:16,457 To the buffet! 376 00:16:16,492 --> 00:16:18,191 What? I'm still hungry! 377 00:16:19,662 --> 00:16:21,428 JIMMY: The coast is clear, 378 00:16:21,464 --> 00:16:23,297 but I'm not allowed to go out. 379 00:16:23,332 --> 00:16:24,531 It's up to you, Sheen. 380 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,467 I need a DNA sample from Gomer: 381 00:16:26,502 --> 00:16:28,636 sweat, saliva, hair, anything. 382 00:16:28,671 --> 00:16:30,203 Oh, man! 383 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:34,475 Why do I always have to collect fluids from the suspects? 384 00:16:36,779 --> 00:16:38,211 Hey, Cousin Gomer. 385 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,281 Say, I'm kind of a sweaty guy. 386 00:16:40,316 --> 00:16:41,248 How about you? 387 00:16:41,284 --> 00:16:43,216 Want to Greco-Roman wrestle? 388 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,518 Maybe a quick 10K run. 389 00:16:44,553 --> 00:16:48,021 I got my hand caught in the pickle jar. 390 00:16:48,056 --> 00:16:49,790 Ping-Pong it is! 391 00:16:49,825 --> 00:16:51,325 This way, Captain Clueless. 392 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,598 Now, for Cousin Annabelle. 393 00:16:57,633 --> 00:16:59,667 Use the old Wheezer charm, Carl. 394 00:16:59,702 --> 00:17:01,702 Or at least get her to spit on you. 395 00:17:01,737 --> 00:17:02,703 Okay. 396 00:17:02,738 --> 00:17:04,171 Oh, I've got to be right. 397 00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:05,839 I've got to have order. 398 00:17:05,874 --> 00:17:07,374 Hey, Cousin Annabelle. 399 00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:08,275 ( shrieks ) 400 00:17:08,311 --> 00:17:09,677 Don't sneak up on me! 401 00:17:09,712 --> 00:17:12,413 I have senseless panic attack syndrome. 402 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,848 Uh... I'm allergic to wheat. 403 00:17:14,883 --> 00:17:15,849 Oh, really? 404 00:17:15,884 --> 00:17:16,817 Go away! 405 00:17:16,852 --> 00:17:17,918 So... 406 00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:21,188 do you like to... spit? 407 00:17:21,223 --> 00:17:23,123 Oh! How am I supposed to separate 408 00:17:23,158 --> 00:17:25,459 the round toothpicks from the flat ones 409 00:17:25,494 --> 00:17:27,260 if you keep interrupting me?! 410 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,830 Okay, um... you have pretty hair. 411 00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:30,897 Can I braid it? 412 00:17:30,933 --> 00:17:32,265 Don't touch my head! 413 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,735 I have grooming- anxiety issues. 414 00:17:34,770 --> 00:17:35,869 Now I have to wash. 415 00:17:35,904 --> 00:17:37,771 Water! I need hot water! 416 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,644 But first I'll sort the toothpicks. 417 00:17:45,348 --> 00:17:47,948 Wow, Cousin Annabelle's nice. 418 00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:50,016 Is she seeing anyone? 419 00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:51,385 Hopefully a therapist. 420 00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:53,721 Let's find out if she's an evil genius. 421 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,192 JIMMY: No DNA match. 422 00:17:59,228 --> 00:18:00,828 That leaves Cousin Gomer. 423 00:18:00,863 --> 00:18:02,162 And if I'm right, 424 00:18:02,197 --> 00:18:05,332 he may be the most dangerous intellect I've ever faced. 425 00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:11,171 Gomer, we can't have a sweaty game of Ping-Pong 426 00:18:11,206 --> 00:18:13,674 if you keep the paddle in your mouth. 427 00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:15,041 ( spits and mumbles ) 428 00:18:15,077 --> 00:18:17,310 ( slurps, then gulps ) 429 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:20,013 But this is how I serve my spit ball! 430 00:18:21,717 --> 00:18:23,183 Success! 431 00:18:23,218 --> 00:18:24,217 Yuck. 432 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,721 The charade is over, Cousin Gomer. 433 00:18:27,757 --> 00:18:28,822 Charade? 434 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:31,425 I thought we was playing Ping-Pong. 435 00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:33,827 I got his spit right here, Jimmy. 436 00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:35,696 In seconds I'll have proof 437 00:18:35,731 --> 00:18:38,565 that you tried to do away with the family. 438 00:18:38,601 --> 00:18:40,066 What do you say to that? 439 00:18:40,102 --> 00:18:42,803 Can you touch your head with your tongue? 440 00:18:42,838 --> 00:18:43,771 I can. 441 00:18:43,806 --> 00:18:46,273 ( gurgling ) 442 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,143 JIMMY: Negative? 443 00:18:50,178 --> 00:18:53,113 That means Gomer's not the genius either. 444 00:18:53,148 --> 00:18:54,314 I did that for nothing? 445 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:00,987 ( boys gasp ) 446 00:19:01,023 --> 00:19:02,489 ( laughs wickedly ) 447 00:19:02,525 --> 00:19:04,958 ( in adult voice ): Haven't figured it out yet? 448 00:19:04,993 --> 00:19:06,326 Cousin Eddie! 449 00:19:06,361 --> 00:19:08,662 EDDIE: I had you barking up the wrong tree. 450 00:19:08,697 --> 00:19:11,732 Maybe you ain't as bright as everybody thinks. 451 00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:13,199 How could I be so naive? 452 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,436 I only checked the DNA of adults. 453 00:19:15,471 --> 00:19:17,103 I never guessed that... 454 00:19:17,139 --> 00:19:19,172 A baby could be as smart as you? 455 00:19:19,207 --> 00:19:20,474 Heck, I'm smarter. 456 00:19:20,509 --> 00:19:22,676 And I'm only 17 1/2 months old. 457 00:19:22,711 --> 00:19:24,912 Wait till I hit puberty-- bah-bang! 458 00:19:24,947 --> 00:19:25,979 ( laughs ) 459 00:19:26,014 --> 00:19:29,516 Why'd you do it, Cousin Eddie, why? 460 00:19:29,552 --> 00:19:31,685 For Aunt Amanda's money, Sheen. 461 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,854 Ding. We got a winner. 462 00:19:33,889 --> 00:19:36,423 Now, think fast, nimrods! 463 00:19:38,327 --> 00:19:42,128 Nothing can escape from my unbreakable fun rings. 464 00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:43,997 You're a bad baby, Eddie, 465 00:19:44,032 --> 00:19:46,467 and you've got a diaper full of evil. 466 00:19:51,139 --> 00:19:52,973 Oh, what do we have here? 467 00:19:53,008 --> 00:19:55,909 A tritium battery-- and a big one. 468 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,243 Eddie, no! 469 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,880 That battery could take out the entire family. 470 00:19:59,915 --> 00:20:03,283 Duh! Jimmy, sometimes you're almost as dumb as Gomer. 471 00:20:03,318 --> 00:20:05,218 There's match two, man! 472 00:20:05,253 --> 00:20:07,253 Those rings will keep shrinking 473 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:10,457 until the life's completely squeezed out of you. 474 00:20:10,493 --> 00:20:12,860 You adorable fiend! 475 00:20:12,895 --> 00:20:15,896 Arrivederci, losers. 476 00:20:15,931 --> 00:20:18,899 ( laughs wickedly ) 477 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,535 ( growls ) 478 00:20:26,274 --> 00:20:28,909 ( scatting ): ♪ Zappa du ba-ba, zappa du ba-ba. ♪ 479 00:20:28,944 --> 00:20:31,545 ♪ Zap zap zappity bo-ba! ♪ 480 00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:35,148 It's time for Aunt Amanda's birthday cake, everyone. 481 00:20:35,183 --> 00:20:36,817 Come on. 482 00:20:41,857 --> 00:20:43,423 ♪ Happy Birthday! ♪ 483 00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:45,191 ♪ Happy Birthday! ♪ 484 00:20:45,227 --> 00:20:47,327 ♪ Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! ♪ 485 00:20:47,362 --> 00:20:49,396 ♪ Happy Birthday... ♪ 486 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:51,798 ( all gasp ) 487 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,333 Get down, everyone! 488 00:20:53,368 --> 00:20:54,701 ( all scream ) 489 00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:05,512 Too bad youdidn't know about Goddard's backup battery. 490 00:21:05,548 --> 00:21:07,247 It's all over, Eddie. 491 00:21:07,282 --> 00:21:10,283 Oh, you're going down, baby. 492 00:21:10,318 --> 00:21:12,719 ( grunting and groaning ) 493 00:21:12,755 --> 00:21:14,387 ( all shriek ) 494 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,862 All right, all right, break it up now. 495 00:21:21,897 --> 00:21:24,364 Jimbo, we told you to stay in the house. 496 00:21:24,399 --> 00:21:26,700 My baby. 497 00:21:26,735 --> 00:21:28,535 This is the child you raised, 498 00:21:28,571 --> 00:21:30,170 a vicious baby mauler? 499 00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:32,806 Aunt Amanda, Eddie's an evil genius. 500 00:21:32,841 --> 00:21:35,008 He was trying to blow everyone up 501 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,777 so he could get your fortune. 502 00:21:36,812 --> 00:21:38,745 ( in baby voice ): Goo. 503 00:21:38,781 --> 00:21:41,081 He takes after her side of the family. 504 00:21:41,116 --> 00:21:42,082 Hugh! 505 00:21:42,117 --> 00:21:43,617 He may even be adopted. 506 00:21:43,652 --> 00:21:45,351 He looks nothing like me. 507 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,987 There's that noise again! 508 00:21:47,022 --> 00:21:49,623 I know, Aunt Kari, I reset Eddie's rattle. 509 00:21:49,658 --> 00:21:51,424 It's programmed to overload. 510 00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:53,694 ( in adult voice ): Oh, poopy! 511 00:21:55,998 --> 00:21:58,431 You broke my rattle! 512 00:21:58,467 --> 00:22:01,234 You dweeby, no-good, pointy-headed, 513 00:22:01,269 --> 00:22:02,636 weasel-faced freak! 514 00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:06,707 Uh... I mean... uh... 515 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,174 ( in baby voice ): Goo. 516 00:22:08,210 --> 00:22:11,144 That baby's a bad seed. 517 00:22:11,179 --> 00:22:12,879 It's Jimmy who's the good nephew. 518 00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:17,484 ( all cheer ) 519 00:22:17,519 --> 00:22:21,121 I'm so sorry little Eddie tried to destroy us all. 520 00:22:21,156 --> 00:22:23,724 If I were you, I'd keep him on a baby leash. 521 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,291 Oh, no, not the leash! 522 00:22:25,327 --> 00:22:28,194 I'll get you for this, Jimmy, you hear me? 523 00:22:28,230 --> 00:22:30,764 This ain't finished, not by a long shot! 524 00:22:30,799 --> 00:22:32,799 Hey, where's my juicy cup? 525 00:22:32,835 --> 00:22:34,367 EDDIE: Where is the cup 526 00:22:34,402 --> 00:22:36,603 that I can spill without spilling?! 527 00:22:36,639 --> 00:22:38,739 Dad, our family is very weird. 528 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:39,973 It sure is, Son. 529 00:22:40,009 --> 00:22:41,742 It sure is. 530 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:49,116 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 531 00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:25,886 So, what do you want me to say now? 532 00:23:26,955 --> 00:23:28,789 JIMMY: Got to blast!