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Gotta Blast!

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♪ Into the stars,
goin' by Candy Bar's ♪

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♪ Rides a kid with a knack
for invention ♪

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♪ With a super-powered mind,
a mechanical canine ♪

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(<i> barks</i> )

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♪ He rescues the day
from sure destruction ♪

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♪ This is the theme song ♪

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♪ For Jimmy Neutron. ♪

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(<i> mechanical whirring</i> )

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(<i> barking</i> )

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(<i> yells</i> )

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Captioning sponsored
by NICKELODEON

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Okay, listen up.

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Time to choose up
sides for B-ball.

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Okay, I'd like
all the short kids...

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to get the heck
out of the way

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while I pick
all the tall kids.

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I'll take Stretch.

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Um... Long John.

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Abnormally Tall Bob.

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Um... Lengthy Lou.

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Oh, man-- bottom-
of-the-barrel time.

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Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

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Shine.

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Yes! I am so
not the last guy.

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SAM:
Carl-- for
comic relief.

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Bless you much.

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Ugh-- Neutron.

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Ah, cheer up, Jimmy.

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Hey, after the game,
you want to come over

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and watch<i> Wizard of Oz?</i>

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I love those
little Munchkins.

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What?
What'd I say?

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Man, you dinky guys
are so touchy.

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You guys have no idea
what it's like to be
the short guy.

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It's like... it's like...

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You're not going
to sing, are you?

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It's just
that all this week

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it's been open season
on short guys.

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You should go
to our teeny-weeny
little tyke section.

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They have shorts
with your favorite

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cartoon characters
on them.

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Okay, all the little shorties
down front.

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That means you, Neutron.

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(<i> kids laughing</i> )

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KIDS:
Neutron shorty.

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Don't let them laugh
at you, Neutron.

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Stand up and
face them like a man.

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He<i> is</i> standing.

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(<i> laughter</i> )

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NICK:
Pass, pass-- I'm open.

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You're right,
Jimmy.

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Tiny people are a drain
on our society.

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That wasn't
my point at all.

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You weren't
even listening.

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It's hard to hear you
from all the way down there.

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Try shouting next time.

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Don't let it
get to you, Jim.

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I mean, think of all
the famous short people:

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Napoleon, President
John Adams, Frodo.

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Forget it.

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I don't want to play basketball.

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Let's get out of here
and go to Retroland.

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Excellent idea.

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You can forget your troubles

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and we can go
on the brand-new ride...

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JIMMY, SHEEN, CARL:
The Vomitorium!

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"Do not go on this ride

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if you have a bad back,
bad neck or hate puking."

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Sorry, small fry, you got to be
as tall as me to ride this.

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Did you just
call me "small fry"?

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Yeah, small fry--
what are you going
to do about it?

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The straw that breaks
the camel's back.

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What camel?

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So, I got to be
as tall as you, right?

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Sheen, where's
the camel?

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Bathroom, bathroom,
bathroom!

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(<i> slowed voice</i> ):
No!

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No!

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(<i> all three scream</i> )

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(<i> laughs foolishly</i> ):
Well, this doesn't happen
every day.

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Hey, what's going on?
I'm small.

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I hope that camel
doesn't step on us.

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(<i> crash</i> )

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I hope that's ice cream.

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What are we
going to do?

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I know, I know.

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We'll find a bunch of rats,

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learn to ride them
and put on a rat rodeo.

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We'll make millions!

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No! I've got to get
back to the lab

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and make
a resizing ray, fast.

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Everybody on Goddard.

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What about me?

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Take me with you.

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Sorry, you have to be this tall
to ride my dog.

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The shrink ray hit
everyone in Retroville.

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Hey, I'm
the same size

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as my UltraLady
action figure.

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I could
date her.

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Goddard, go to my house!
Go, go!

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You can't date her, Sheen.

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She's UltraLord's fiancée.

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They've been engaged
for 12 years.

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He has a problem
with commitment.

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Well, I don't approve.

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Deal
with it!

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I really need to expand
my circle of friends.

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Jimmy, did your shrink ray
affect birds, too?

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No, just humans.

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Birds and animals
remain normal size.

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Oh... then that cute,
normal-size bird

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is about to eat us!

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(<i> all scream</i> )

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(<i> crying</i> )

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(<i> whooping</i> )

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This is a nightmare.

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How am I going
to clean this house
if I'm six inches tall?

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I know, these are dark
times, Sugarbooger.

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But look on the bright side.

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We finally got a jumbo-size TV.

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JUDY:
James Isaac Neutron,

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are you responsible for this?

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You know, Mom, we could waste
precious time assigning blame.

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Jimmy!

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Kind of.

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Hugh, speak
to your son.

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Mom, Dad,
don't worry.

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I'll have you normal-sized again
before you know it.

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No hurry, just take your time.

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Why don't you ask

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your non-geniusy friends
to help you out?

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Goddard, do an air-
to-ground assessment

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of the situation
and report back.

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(<i> barks</i> )

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(<i> loud growling</i> )

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(<i> all scream</i> )

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J-J-J-Jimmy,
what do we do?

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Try not to look
like fire hydrants.

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(<i> snarling</i> )

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ALL:
Aah!

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(<i> snarling</i> )

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Carl, remember when you took
ventriloquist lessons?

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Yeah?

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Oh, I love
ventriloquism.

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I got an idea.

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Maybe Carl can do
a little show for us
before we get eaten!

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Finished?

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Yeah.

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Carl, can you throw
your voice

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and sound like Cindy
to distract the dog?

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CINDY:
Neutron!

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Great job.

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It wasn't me.

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Cindy, call off
your stupid dog.

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Not until you make me
normal, Neutron!

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I'm a scientist,
not a miracle worker.

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Just do it, Albert Idiotstein.

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I'd be glad to if there wasn't
a giant dog in the way.

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Humphrey, down.

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CARL:
Oh, wow,
that was close.

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Now listen, Neutron,
you better...

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VOICE:
Cynthia Vortex!

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Come over here
and help your mother

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clean up Humphrey's
extremely large
poopy poo-poo.

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Ooh... just make us
big, Neutron.

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(<i> Sheen and Carl straining</i> )

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SHEEN:
Know what's great
about this?

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What?

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Nothing!

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Mmm... (<i> munching</i> )

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Mmm!

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(<i> loud slurping</i> )

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(<i> burps loudly</i> )

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(<i> shouts; clunk</i> )

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Hey, look, I'm a stupid mime.

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Sheen, you know how I feel
about mime bashing.

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Hey, Jimmy, how long you think
we're going to be small?

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As long as it takes me
to build another resizing ray.

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In the meantime,
everyone in Retroville

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will just have to go on
with their lives.

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Hmm... I wonder
what that will be like.

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MISS FOWL:
Good morning, students.

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I'm going to pass out
today's quiz.

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(<i> Sheen screams</i> )

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Whoa!

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(<i> yells</i> )

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(<i> splat</i> )

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♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da, da, da. ♪

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What are you looking at, punk?

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♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da, da, da. ♪

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(<i> music throbbing</i> )

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(<i> blows whistle</i> )

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00:10:06,613 --> 00:10:08,479
(<i> all yell</i> )

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(<i> whistles nonchalantly</i> )

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TV ANNOUNCER:
Good evening--
our story tonight:

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Local genius and pain
in the butt Jimmy Neutron says

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his shrink ray will be
completed tomorrow morning.

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An anxious Retroville
waits to get big.

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(<i> piano keys sound</i> )

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Whew, thank goodness
this will be over tomorrow.

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Hey, pretty lady,
how's about knocking off early

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and coming with me?

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00:10:32,038 --> 00:10:32,971
Oh, Hugh!

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00:10:33,006 --> 00:10:34,505
Whee!

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00:10:35,976 --> 00:10:37,441
So, where
are we going?

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The drive-in.

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GIANT (<i> on TV</i> ):
Don't let my size frighten you.

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LITTLE CREATURE:
Help, help, let me go!
I don't want to die...

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(<i> alarm ringing</i> )

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Travoltron,
the next time we rob
the Venus National Bank,

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don't wave at
the security camera.

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00:10:58,231 --> 00:10:59,497
I can't help it.

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00:10:59,532 --> 00:11:01,599
I'm just
so good-looking.

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00:11:01,635 --> 00:11:03,501
Go to hyper-thrust, fool!

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00:11:03,536 --> 00:11:05,703
I can't--
Zix traded in our thrusters

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00:11:05,739 --> 00:11:08,606
for a box of them
Plutonian swimsuit magazines.

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00:11:08,642 --> 00:11:11,075
Swimsuit magazines!
What's with you, fool?

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00:11:11,111 --> 00:11:13,978
I happen to read them
for the articles.

220
00:11:14,014 --> 00:11:17,214
Now, hold on while we lose them
in one of these star systems.

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Tee, what's the nearest
M-class planet?

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TEE:
Earth.

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Earth?

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00:11:23,422 --> 00:11:24,689
Yeah, fool, Earth!

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00:11:24,724 --> 00:11:26,390
Earth it is.

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Good-- we'll hide out here.

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See if there's anything
worth stealing...

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Hey-- look at
the cute little people.

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Let's go out
and squish them.

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Squish them
yourself, fool.

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I'm going to make me
a people pie!

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As usual,
I have a better idea.

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All we've got to do is capture
these little creatures

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and then... (<i> whispering</i> )

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Hey, why are
you whispering?

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It's more dramatic.

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(<i> crowd murmuring</i> )

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JIMMY:
Citizens of Retroville,

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prepare to return
to your normal size.

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It's about time.

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Yeah, make us
big, yeah.

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ZIX:
They're absolutely adorable.

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Prepare to suck them
into the holding bins.

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Sorry, UltraLady.

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00:12:26,619 --> 00:12:30,188
Perhaps someday society will let
people and action figures

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follow their hearts.

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Initiating enlargement sequence.

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One... two...
(<i> loud pounding</i> )

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May we crash this party?

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(<i> all gasp</i> )

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00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,099
This is mine.

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This would look beautiful
in my ma's den.

253
00:12:43,536 --> 00:12:45,002
Attention, please.

254
00:12:45,038 --> 00:12:46,938
You are all our prisoners.

255
00:12:46,973 --> 00:12:49,373
To save time, I suggest
you don't run around screaming

256
00:12:49,408 --> 00:12:50,608
and make us chase you.

257
00:12:51,745 --> 00:12:53,510
(<i> all scream</i> )

258
00:12:53,546 --> 00:12:55,747
No one ever listens.

259
00:12:55,782 --> 00:12:57,014
Get 'em!

260
00:12:57,050 --> 00:12:59,784
(<i> citizens of Retroville</i>
<i>screaming</i> )

261
00:13:03,156 --> 00:13:05,356
(<i> vacuum whirring</i> )

262
00:13:09,896 --> 00:13:11,028
SHEEN:
In here.

263
00:13:11,064 --> 00:13:13,731
How long do you think
we can hide in here?

264
00:13:13,767 --> 00:13:14,999
(<i> pounding footsteps</i> )

265
00:13:15,034 --> 00:13:16,467
Hey, those are the aliens

266
00:13:16,502 --> 00:13:18,702
that tried to steal
our astro-rubies

267
00:13:18,738 --> 00:13:20,238
and almost killed us.

268
00:13:20,273 --> 00:13:22,506
SHEEN:
I can use the UltraLord
mind control on them.

269
00:13:22,541 --> 00:13:23,674
Sheen, no!

270
00:13:23,709 --> 00:13:25,342
You don't need
to look in this box!

271
00:13:25,378 --> 00:13:27,311
These aren't the kids
you're looking for!

272
00:13:27,346 --> 00:13:28,512
Move along!

273
00:13:28,547 --> 00:13:31,282
This talking lunch box
is creeping me out.

274
00:13:31,317 --> 00:13:33,818
I'm just going to move along.

275
00:13:33,853 --> 00:13:35,719
JIMMY:
I don't believe it.

276
00:13:35,755 --> 00:13:37,388
Ha-ha, got you, monkey boy.

277
00:13:37,423 --> 00:13:38,923
Feel the power of UltraLord.

278
00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:40,224
UltraLord!

279
00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:41,793
UltraLord!

280
00:13:41,828 --> 00:13:43,795
UltraLord!

281
00:13:47,801 --> 00:13:49,400
I probably shouldn't have
done that.

282
00:13:49,435 --> 00:13:50,968
(<i> all screaming</i> )

283
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:52,937
Hey, I got them.

284
00:13:55,942 --> 00:13:57,308
(<i> Jimmy screams</i> )

285
00:13:57,343 --> 00:14:00,344
You were bigger the
last time I saw you...

286
00:14:00,379 --> 00:14:02,346
but not much.

287
00:14:02,381 --> 00:14:07,919
How would you all like to take
a nice, long, terrifying trip?

288
00:14:07,954 --> 00:14:08,886
Depends.

289
00:14:08,922 --> 00:14:10,221
Will we get any souvenirs?

290
00:14:10,256 --> 00:14:12,857
Will we have to go
to any boring museums?

291
00:14:12,892 --> 00:14:14,125
(<i> lid slams shut</i> )

292
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:16,093
Will I have to sit next to Carl?

293
00:14:16,129 --> 00:14:19,630
(<i> humans calling for help</i> )

294
00:14:19,665 --> 00:14:21,598
(<i> pounding and screaming</i> )

295
00:14:21,634 --> 00:14:27,171
(<i> screaming and crying</i> )

296
00:14:27,207 --> 00:14:29,506
Young man,
you are inhuman.

297
00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:30,975
Hush your mouth,
old woman.

298
00:14:31,010 --> 00:14:32,210
I pity humans.

299
00:14:32,245 --> 00:14:34,111
Does your mother know
you're doing this?

300
00:14:34,147 --> 00:14:36,948
No, but when she gets
out of prison, I'll tell her.

301
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:40,617
Well, we can all thank
our favorite boy genius

302
00:14:40,653 --> 00:14:43,120
for getting us into
mortal danger<i> again.</i>

303
00:14:43,156 --> 00:14:46,924
At least we can say
we had an exciting childhood.

304
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:49,093
Hey, look-- it's the old
McSpanky's burger joint

305
00:14:49,128 --> 00:14:52,063
that we used to work at till
you shot it at the sun, Jimmy.

306
00:14:52,098 --> 00:14:54,131
They've turned it
into a spaceship.

307
00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:56,633
It's okay,
our worries are over.

308
00:14:56,669 --> 00:14:58,269
We're rich!

309
00:15:02,508 --> 00:15:05,609
I bet they dissect us
like frogs.

310
00:15:05,644 --> 00:15:08,112
Maybe they're going
to make us into pets.

311
00:15:08,147 --> 00:15:10,447
Or train us to ride rats
in a rat rodeo

312
00:15:10,483 --> 00:15:13,517
and travel the galaxy
for fame and fortune.

313
00:15:13,552 --> 00:15:16,687
Hmm, not a bad idea,
but too late.

314
00:15:16,722 --> 00:15:18,655
You're on your way
to the third nebula,

315
00:15:18,691 --> 00:15:22,360
where you'll be
sold to local alien
children as toys.

316
00:15:22,395 --> 00:15:23,694
ALL:
Toys?

317
00:15:23,729 --> 00:15:25,363
I am not a toy.

318
00:15:25,398 --> 00:15:28,766
I am a human being, and I'm
not going to be sold to anybody.

319
00:15:28,801 --> 00:15:30,467
(<i> aliens laughing</i> )

320
00:15:30,503 --> 00:15:31,903
I think
you are.

321
00:15:31,938 --> 00:15:34,171
Sorry, we got so caught up
in the piles of money

322
00:15:34,207 --> 00:15:36,974
you're going to make us that
we forgot to ask your opinion.

323
00:15:37,010 --> 00:15:38,842
Yeah, that was
so thoughtless.

324
00:15:38,878 --> 00:15:40,211
Why can't I
eat one?

325
00:15:40,246 --> 00:15:42,013
That one looks
nice and juicy.

326
00:15:42,048 --> 00:15:45,283
Please don't eat me--
I'm not nice and juicy.

327
00:15:45,318 --> 00:15:48,719
Well, I am nice,
but I'm not juicy.

328
00:15:48,754 --> 00:15:52,123
Well, maybe I am, and with
a little salt and pepper...

329
00:15:52,158 --> 00:15:53,490
No eating the merchandise.

330
00:15:53,526 --> 00:15:55,592
Prepare to blast off.

331
00:15:55,628 --> 00:15:57,728
Hmm, I guess
I could be a toy.

332
00:15:58,264 --> 00:15:59,797
How does this sound?

333
00:15:59,832 --> 00:16:03,267
(<i> in toy voice</i> ):
My name is Carl, and
I want to play with you.

334
00:16:03,303 --> 00:16:05,569
That's a ten
on the creepy scale.

335
00:16:05,604 --> 00:16:08,005
Well, if we're going to be toys,

336
00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:10,908
let's be the best
darn toys ever.

337
00:16:10,944 --> 00:16:13,344
Dad, you want some alien kid
dressing you up

338
00:16:13,379 --> 00:16:15,746
and feeding you and bathing you
and putting you to bed?

339
00:16:15,781 --> 00:16:17,548
No, that's your mom's job.

340
00:16:19,652 --> 00:16:21,085
Look, we're going to be toys,

341
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,520
so let's sell our story
and get a TV movie out of it.

342
00:16:23,556 --> 00:16:24,855
Who's with me?

343
00:16:24,890 --> 00:16:26,657
(<i> as pirate</i> ):
Argh, I am, me bucko.

344
00:16:26,692 --> 00:16:27,624
Listen to me.

345
00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:29,593
We are not going to be toys.

346
00:16:29,628 --> 00:16:33,297
If there's one thing I hate,
it's a toy with a bad attitude.

347
00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:36,834
Forget it, kid,
you're never going back.

348
00:16:36,869 --> 00:16:38,135
(<i> sniffles</i> )

349
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,670
Good-bye, Earth.

350
00:16:39,705 --> 00:16:45,042
Good-bye, trees and grass and
cartoons and doughnuts and...

351
00:16:45,078 --> 00:16:46,743
Don't forget llamas.

352
00:16:46,779 --> 00:16:48,946
(<i> cries out</i> )

353
00:16:48,982 --> 00:16:51,682
Three... two... one...

354
00:16:51,717 --> 00:16:52,984
Wait a minute,
we can't go!

355
00:16:53,019 --> 00:16:54,918
I think I left
the sprinklers on.

356
00:16:54,954 --> 00:16:56,287
Blast off!

357
00:16:59,692 --> 00:17:02,759
HUGH:
The water bill
is going to be huge.

358
00:17:05,698 --> 00:17:08,499
Well, boys, the loot
is safely locked away

359
00:17:08,534 --> 00:17:10,101
and we're off
to get paid.

360
00:17:10,136 --> 00:17:12,169
Oh, yeah--
we're going
to be rich.

361
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:13,937
Now I can marry
Boofunka

362
00:17:13,973 --> 00:17:16,874
and her old man
can kiss my
photon receptors.

363
00:17:16,909 --> 00:17:19,310
And I can finally open up
that dress shop.

364
00:17:21,414 --> 00:17:24,248
We have to get out of here
and take control of the ship.

365
00:17:24,283 --> 00:17:25,516
That's impossible.

366
00:17:25,551 --> 00:17:27,418
What can we
little squirts do?

367
00:17:27,453 --> 00:17:30,187
You'd be surprised.

368
00:17:36,496 --> 00:17:37,528
(<i> grunts</i> )

369
00:17:37,563 --> 00:17:39,997
That reminds me
of something.

370
00:17:40,033 --> 00:17:42,866
Oh, the time you got your head
caught in the trash compactor.

371
00:17:42,902 --> 00:17:45,636
Which time? The first?
Second? The third?

372
00:17:45,671 --> 00:17:47,304
Well, the 19th time
was fun,

373
00:17:47,340 --> 00:17:49,407
but that's
the time I cried.

374
00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:54,711
JIMMY:
Since we're too minuscule
for a physical assault,

375
00:17:54,747 --> 00:17:56,880
we'll use psychological warfare.

376
00:17:56,916 --> 00:17:59,016
Okay, by using found objects,

377
00:17:59,052 --> 00:18:01,519
I can cobble together
high-frequency microphones...

378
00:18:01,554 --> 00:18:02,653
Go on.

379
00:18:02,688 --> 00:18:04,255
An ultrasonic
sound transmitter...

380
00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:05,222
Yes.

381
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:07,124
And a compact battery subsystem.

382
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,260
You lost me at "okay."

383
00:18:09,295 --> 00:18:11,862
JIMMY:
We have to get them
mad at each other.

384
00:18:11,897 --> 00:18:14,331
By attaching these
mini-transmitters
to their heads,

385
00:18:14,367 --> 00:18:16,300
we can pretend to
be their conscience.

386
00:18:16,335 --> 00:18:17,368
Yeah!

387
00:18:17,403 --> 00:18:18,569
What's a conscience?

388
00:18:18,604 --> 00:18:19,803
I know, I know!

389
00:18:19,838 --> 00:18:22,106
It's a cute little cricket
with a hat,

390
00:18:22,141 --> 00:18:25,276
and he sings and hangs out
with puppets.

391
00:18:25,311 --> 00:18:26,444
Okay, no.

392
00:18:26,479 --> 00:18:28,312
A conscience
is the voice
inside your head

393
00:18:28,347 --> 00:18:29,780
telling you
right from wrong.

394
00:18:29,815 --> 00:18:31,048
Never heard of it.

395
00:18:31,084 --> 00:18:33,417
Just say things to get
them mad at each other.

396
00:18:33,453 --> 00:18:36,420
I'll do Zix;
you do Travoltron
and Tee.

397
00:18:55,608 --> 00:18:57,874
Zix, this is your conscience.

398
00:18:57,910 --> 00:19:02,012
<i>Why split the money with</i>
<i>those two inferior boneheads?</i>

399
00:19:02,047 --> 00:19:04,815
<i>It was your idea--</i>
<i>you had the brains.</i>

400
00:19:04,850 --> 00:19:06,817
So true it hurts.

401
00:19:06,852 --> 00:19:10,854
Hi, Mr. Alien Man,
I am your conscience.

402
00:19:10,889 --> 00:19:13,457
Hey, cool-- voices in my head.

403
00:19:13,493 --> 00:19:16,494
Um, Zix--
he thinks you're a jerk.

404
00:19:16,529 --> 00:19:19,130
<i>And you have stinky feet</i>
<i>and you're ugly</i>

405
00:19:19,165 --> 00:19:23,667
and I bet he's not even going
to get you a birthday present.

406
00:19:23,702 --> 00:19:25,902
No birthday present?

407
00:19:25,938 --> 00:19:28,439
For the last time,
Travoltron,

408
00:19:28,474 --> 00:19:30,407
I do not want
a manly hug.

409
00:19:30,443 --> 00:19:31,375
Oh, yeah?

410
00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:33,277
How about
a knuckle sandwich,

411
00:19:33,312 --> 00:19:35,279
you no-present-giving
casazich!

412
00:19:35,314 --> 00:19:36,980
What?
That's not even a word.

413
00:19:37,016 --> 00:19:38,616
Get back
to the controls.

414
00:19:38,651 --> 00:19:39,850
How about
you make me?

415
00:19:39,885 --> 00:19:42,219
I don't think
you can make me,
can you?

416
00:19:42,255 --> 00:19:44,622
Testing, testing.

417
00:19:44,657 --> 00:19:46,423
<i>One, two, three.</i>

418
00:19:46,459 --> 00:19:48,825
Can you hear me?
Hello?

419
00:19:48,861 --> 00:19:49,826
Mama?

420
00:19:49,862 --> 00:19:51,362
<i>No, this is your conscience.</i>

421
00:19:51,397 --> 00:19:52,663
My what?

422
00:19:52,698 --> 00:19:54,898
Some kind of bug
that crawled inside your head

423
00:19:54,933 --> 00:19:57,134
and busts you
when you do something bad.

424
00:19:57,170 --> 00:19:58,969
Hmm, you're a bug?
In my head?

425
00:19:59,004 --> 00:20:01,438
Go over and beat up
those other guys.

426
00:20:01,474 --> 00:20:03,140
They think you're dumb.

427
00:20:03,176 --> 00:20:04,341
What?

428
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:06,343
Thanks for the tip,
bug in my head.

429
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:07,578
ZIX:
Let go!

430
00:20:07,613 --> 00:20:09,079
I think I'm
in control now.

431
00:20:09,114 --> 00:20:10,914
Listen up, chumps--
you think I'm dumb?

432
00:20:10,949 --> 00:20:13,917
I got three fingers
that says otherwise.

433
00:20:13,952 --> 00:20:15,186
(<i> pounding and grunting</i> )

434
00:20:15,221 --> 00:20:17,188
Get ready!

435
00:20:17,223 --> 00:20:18,255
Stop!

436
00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:19,523
My eye.

437
00:20:19,559 --> 00:20:21,525
Can't you see that
this senseless fighting

438
00:20:21,561 --> 00:20:23,026
is tearing us apart?

439
00:20:23,062 --> 00:20:25,596
You're right--
I hate it when we argue.

440
00:20:25,631 --> 00:20:28,699
Mmm, got a deep love
for you fellas-- brother love.

441
00:20:28,734 --> 00:20:30,434
It's not working.

442
00:20:32,104 --> 00:20:35,406
But I still think Tee
is as dumb as a post.

443
00:20:38,344 --> 00:20:41,078
Why, you...
get your face over here!

444
00:20:42,848 --> 00:20:43,681
Now!

445
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:45,716
(<i> all three shout</i> )

446
00:20:46,719 --> 00:20:48,752
Dad, close the pod.

447
00:20:49,988 --> 00:20:52,523
Let us out of here this instant,
you little squirts!

448
00:20:52,558 --> 00:20:57,027
Hey, these little squirts
just kicked your alien butt.

449
00:20:57,062 --> 00:21:00,564
Beaten by six-inch earthlings.

450
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,032
I knew we should've ate them.

451
00:21:02,067 --> 00:21:04,401
Set course
for Earth.

452
00:21:06,639 --> 00:21:08,505
Fire rocket blasters.

453
00:21:11,744 --> 00:21:14,478
Libby, a little traveling music.

454
00:21:14,513 --> 00:21:18,915
(<i> rhythmic dance jam begins</i> )

455
00:21:20,085 --> 00:21:22,586
JIMMY:
We're going home.

456
00:21:24,523 --> 00:21:26,189
(<i> applause and cheering</i> )

457
00:21:26,225 --> 00:21:27,658
Ladies and gentlemen,

458
00:21:27,693 --> 00:21:30,994
I think we've all learned
something in the past few days.

459
00:21:31,029 --> 00:21:32,963
Size is not important.

460
00:21:32,998 --> 00:21:36,233
It doesn't matter if you're big
or if you're small.

461
00:21:36,269 --> 00:21:38,935
So be happy with who you are.

462
00:21:38,971 --> 00:21:41,171
(<i> cheering and whooping</i> )

463
00:21:41,206 --> 00:21:44,408
For saving the
citizens of Retroville
from a life as toys,

464
00:21:44,443 --> 00:21:47,010
we award the Retroville
trophy of honor

465
00:21:47,045 --> 00:21:48,579
to James
Isaac Neutron.

466
00:21:48,614 --> 00:21:51,682
(<i> cheering</i> )

467
00:21:51,717 --> 00:21:53,817
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
time out!

468
00:21:53,852 --> 00:21:58,054
May I just remind everybody
this was all Neutron's fault?

469
00:21:58,090 --> 00:22:00,791
Ooh, the loud girl
has a point.

470
00:22:01,627 --> 00:22:02,593
Chainsaw.

471
00:22:02,628 --> 00:22:06,029
(<i> saw buzzing</i> )

472
00:22:06,064 --> 00:22:08,865
For reminding us that
this was all Jimmy's fault,

473
00:22:08,901 --> 00:22:11,868
we present half of
the Retroville trophy of honor

474
00:22:11,904 --> 00:22:12,969
to Cindy Vortex.

475
00:22:13,005 --> 00:22:16,340
(<i> crowd cheering</i> )

476
00:22:17,843 --> 00:22:21,244
I now pronounce you UltraLord
husband and UltraLady wife.

477
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,646
Kiss the bride.

478
00:22:22,682 --> 00:22:24,181
Honeymoon, honeymoon, honeymoon.

479
00:22:24,216 --> 00:22:25,616
And triplets.

480
00:22:25,651 --> 00:22:28,719
Congratulations, and may I say
what beautiful babies?

481
00:22:28,754 --> 00:22:31,322
This baby going to hurt you,
fool-- hurt you bad!

482
00:22:31,357 --> 00:22:33,590
This is totally embarrassing.

483
00:22:33,626 --> 00:22:35,158
I am not a baby.

484
00:22:35,194 --> 00:22:40,297
(<i> crying</i> ):
I'm a ruthless
intergalactic mastermind.

485
00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:44,167
I think someone needs a nap.

486
00:22:44,203 --> 00:22:46,069
(<i> lid slams shut</i> )

487
00:22:47,506 --> 00:22:52,576
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488
00:23:26,379 --> 00:23:28,078
BOTH:
Hi, we're Paul.

489
00:23:29,081 --> 00:23:30,447
JIMMY:
Got to blast!