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Gotta Blast!
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♪ Into the stars,
goin' by Candy Bar's ♪
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♪ Rides a kid with a knack
for invention ♪
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♪ With a super-powered mind,
a mechanical canine ♪
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( barks )
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♪ He rescues the day
from sure destruction ♪
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♪ This is the theme song ♪
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♪ For Jimmy Neutron. ♪
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( mechanical whirring )
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( barking )
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( yells )
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Captioning sponsored
by NICKELODEON
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( snoring )
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( snoring )
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Gentlemen, ready to test
the new Robowalker
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with hydrosonic
dance moves?
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Jimmy, how come you want
your Robowalker
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to do funky dance moves
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and get down
with its bad self, yo?
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Because I'm entering
the International
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Cyborg Dance Competition
being held in downtown...
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( yells )
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What the heck
just happened?
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I guess Jimmy mailed
himself to downtown...
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( yells )
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( whistling, grunts )
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Welcome back to B.T.S.O.
Headquarters, Agent Neutron.
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Commander Baker!
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You could just call me.
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Too risky, Neutron.
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We have an assignment for you.
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( other agents chuckling )
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Okay, which one of
you clowns put that in?
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OTHERS:
I have no idea, it wasn't me,
this is ridiculous.
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Beautiful Gorgeous,
who you helped put in prison,
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has just been released
for good behavior
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after serving two weeks
of her 45-year sentence.
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She got out 45 years early?
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She was very good.
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Anyway, since she's the daughter
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of your arch-nemesis,
Professor Calamitous,
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and criminal corpuscles run
in her cold, heartless veins,
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I want you to trail her
and see what she's up to.
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Why aren't you using
your top agent Jet Fusion?
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OTHERS:
That's what we said,
he never listens to me.
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No murmuring.
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Agent Fusion is on vacation.
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Can we count on your help?
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I don't know.
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I'm prepared to cry and beg.
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I'll take the case.
Good.
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When Beautiful Gorgeous
was in prison,
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we inserted a tracking device
in her brain
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to help you locate her.
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Is that legal?
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Uh... yes, eh... oh, look!
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A spy satellite.
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Where?
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( yells )
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Good luck, Neutron.
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Thanks for letting
us come along
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on another
top-secret mission.
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Aw, it wouldn't be as fun
without you guys.
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That's for sure.
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( begins singing loudly
and off key )
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Carl, this is
a top-secret spy mission,
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not a musical.
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Well, can we make it
a spy musical?
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No!
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JIMMY:
I tracked Beautiful Gorgeous
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to Spinelli's Tuxedo Emporium.
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There she is.
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As beautiful and gorgeous
as ever.
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Jet Fusion?
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As big and handsome
as ever.
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Beautiful's trying
to strangle Jet.
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Let's move, spies.
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( boys yelling )
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( gasps ):
Jimmy Neutron?
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Jet, she was trying
to strangle you.
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( both laughing heartily )
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That's the silliest
thing I've ever heard.
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She was just tying
my bow-tie on.
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You got to wear a tuxedo
when you get hitched.
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ALL THREE:
Huh?
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Who's the lucky gal?
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That would be... me.
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Congratulate us,
Jimmy.
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We're getting
married.
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What?!!!
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Married?
You and Beautiful Gorgeous?
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But... Jet,
she tried to annihilate
us on Mount Everest.
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She's your
mortal enemy.
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That's all
ancient history.
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Now she's my little
Snooky-ukums,
isn't she?
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Isn't she?
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What bizarre, unfathomable
universe have we entered?
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Being in jail those
long two weeks
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changes a person,
Jimmy.
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I was tired of being evil
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and when I got out I went
to apologize to Jet and...
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We fell in love.
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Well, congratulations.
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As president of
Estevez Weddings-R-Us,
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I can videotape your wedding
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and get you the greatest
singer in the world:
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my girlfriend Libby.
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Jettikins, weren't you
going to ask Jimmy something?
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That's right.
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Jimmy, I'd like you
to be my best man.
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Me?
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Well, you're the one
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who brought us
together.
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And we're
so grateful.
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Well, we must be off--
lots to do.
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See you later,
best man.
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Got to jet.
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JET:
Ooh, I love it when
she says that.
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Call me Mr. Skeptical,
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but I'm not buying this
for one second.
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She's up to something.
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I concur, Mr. Skeptical.
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Once evil, always evil.
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She's a witch, I tells ya!
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Burn her! Burn her!
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Sheen, settle.
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I've got to tell
Commander Baker about this.
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I don't think
he'll take it very well.
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( sniffs )
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Jet is marrying
Beautiful Gorgeous?
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What bizarre, unfathomable
universe have we entered?
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That's what I said.
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I know she has
something evil planned
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and I'm going to find out what.
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Good, Jimmy.
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I'm glad you're on the case.
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We're on
the case, too.
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Hi, I'm Carl.
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( starts singing )
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We're going to keep
a round-the-clock watch
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on Beautiful Gorgeous.
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Aw, do we...?
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All right.
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SHEEN:
Jimmy, this is boring.
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They're just making
goo-goo eyes at each other.
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Yeah, I can watch my parents
do that at home.
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Thanks for that visual.
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I wove you my wittle
Beautiful Gorgeous,
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gorgeous pumpkin pie.
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Oh, my wittle
Jetty-wetty, foozy-woozy.
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Oh, barf.
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That's disgusting.
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You'll never see me
acting a fool over
some pretty girl.
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LIBBY:
Hey, Sheen.
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( howling like a wolf )
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How do you like
my impersonation
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of a timber wolf
for our nature
assignment?
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Looks pretty good,
but work on your howl.
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No prob.
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So Libby, you want
to sing at Jet and
BG's wedding?
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Regular rate, cash up front,
no checks or credit cards.
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And ask Cindy if
she'll videotape it.
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( gasps )
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Jimmy, she's using
a laser beam on Jet.
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SHEEN:
Jet, look out!
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( yelling )
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Jet, she's a beautiful
but evil vixen.
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Whose middle name
is danger.
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Beautiful "Danger" Gorgeous
Fusion?
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She was trying to laser you
with a laser.
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We were just engraving
our wedding rings.
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Oh... right.
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Yeah.
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Well, sorry.
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We'll see you later.
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SHEEN:
She's a witch,
I tells ya!
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Burn her!
Burn her!
Burn her!
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( giggling ):
Oh, Jet.
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( mumbling incoherently )
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This could
get dangerous.
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If Beautiful
tries anything,
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we may have to get
our hands dirty.
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That's okay.
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I always carry
sanitary wipes.
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Maybe we should call
the A.M.S.F.S. for backup.
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You never heard of the Atomic
Monkeys Special Forces Squad?
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Trained monkeys dedicated
to fighting crime
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and pursuing justice whenever
they are called upon.
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No.
No.
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You know, Jet, I've never
told anyone this before,
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but you know what
I've always wanted to be
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ever since I was
a little girl?
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One of those people
that puts those little
plastic tips
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on the end of shoelaces.
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How did you know?
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Hey, garçon!
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Can we get some
nachos and buffalo
wings over here!
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Shh!
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Sheen, we can't attract
attention to ourselves.
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♪ La-la, la-la-la. ♪
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Wait! Bolbi know you
from somewhere.
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You are the Donkey Boys--
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super-famous rock band
from Bekhanistan!
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No, we're not.
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Go away.
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Bolbi wants your autograph.
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Get out of... the way!
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Jet! Watch out!
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Hey! What are you doing?
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Saving your life again.
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She was trying to...
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Practice cutting the wedding
cake at the reception.
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Anything wrong
with that, Jimmy?
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Uh... well... no.
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I guess not.
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Unless... there's a bomb
in the cake.
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The only thing dangerous in this
cake is the 20,000 calories.
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A likely story.
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( making karate yells )
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Apparently it was
a likely story.
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Jimmy, I know this
all seems strange,
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but I love Beautiful.
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She's left the whole
villainess thing behind.
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I really have changed, Jimmy.
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Please believe me.
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I'm in love
with her, kid.
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I want to be with her
till the day I die.
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I swear on The Big
Book of Spy Rules.
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Okay, I...
I guess I was wrong.
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Sorry, Beautiful.
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So what do I do
as best man?
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Very simple.
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When Commander Baker asks,
"Who has the ring?"
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you just say,
"I have the ring."
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Okay, I'll see you
at the wedding.
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But I want cake.
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Good-bye, Donkey Boys.
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♪ La-la, la-la-la. ♪
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Guess they really
are in love.
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Duh! She's beautiful
and gorgeous.
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Yeah, she's almost
as pretty as your moth...
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( loudly ):
♪ We're spies ♪
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♪ We're three guys ♪
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♪ We don't have hives ♪
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♪ But we're
spies. ♪
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Jettikins, I have
a very important question
to ask you.
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Ask away,
my little bucket of love.
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Do you think we should have
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these kind of candies
at the reception?
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Funny looking candy.
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Looks like a strange
rotating disk that
hypnotiz...
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Listen to me closely.
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The next person who says
"I have the ring,"
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destroy them.
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( laughs evilly )
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Well, Jet,
in about an hour
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you'll be a married
secret agent,
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movie star,
action sports guy.
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Yeah.
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00:11:15,473 --> 00:11:17,606
Well, thanks for
meeting me here, guys.
261
00:11:17,642 --> 00:11:19,108
I have to admit I'm nervous.
262
00:11:19,144 --> 00:11:22,078
Hey, Jimmy, are you nervous
about being best man?
263
00:11:22,113 --> 00:11:23,780
Why? What's
the big deal?
264
00:11:23,815 --> 00:11:25,915
All he's got to do is say,
"I have the ring."
265
00:11:27,085 --> 00:11:29,018
( yells )
266
00:11:29,054 --> 00:11:33,923
( Jet grunting,
Sheen screaming )
267
00:11:33,958 --> 00:11:35,925
Goddard,
nonlethal stun.
268
00:11:37,829 --> 00:11:38,728
Huh.
269
00:11:38,763 --> 00:11:40,629
( sighs )
270
00:11:40,665 --> 00:11:42,165
You okay, kid?
271
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,067
Barely felt it.
272
00:11:44,102 --> 00:11:46,535
Sorry-- must be
prewedding nerves.
273
00:11:46,571 --> 00:11:49,138
Would you guys excuse me?
274
00:11:49,174 --> 00:11:52,909
I need to do some, uh...
best man things.
275
00:11:58,316 --> 00:12:01,584
Uh, Mr. Fusion,
do you know the spy song?
276
00:12:03,188 --> 00:12:06,155
Uh... no,
and I don't think I want to.
277
00:12:06,191 --> 00:12:08,424
But you can sing it
because you're a spy.
278
00:12:08,459 --> 00:12:09,458
( clears throat )
279
00:12:09,493 --> 00:12:12,695
♪ You're a spy guy
even more than I ♪
280
00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:15,397
♪ And I bet
you don't cry ♪
281
00:12:15,433 --> 00:12:18,735
♪ When you get bumped
in your eye ♪
282
00:12:18,770 --> 00:12:21,971
♪ Or when Jimmy's mom
says good-bye. ♪
283
00:12:25,076 --> 00:12:27,676
Something is rotten
in Retroville,
284
00:12:27,712 --> 00:12:29,545
and I think I know
who's behind it.
285
00:12:37,488 --> 00:12:40,056
A wedding dress
and a mourning gown--
286
00:12:40,091 --> 00:12:41,891
I can't wait to wear them...
287
00:12:41,926 --> 00:12:43,626
on the same day!
288
00:12:43,661 --> 00:12:45,327
( cackles )
289
00:12:45,363 --> 00:12:48,164
Jimmy!
Didn't your mother
teach you to knock?
290
00:12:48,199 --> 00:12:49,732
Tell me
what you're up to,
291
00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:51,000
and I mean now.
292
00:12:51,035 --> 00:12:54,036
Why, Jimmy, whatever could
you be talking about?
293
00:12:54,072 --> 00:12:57,073
Jet just attacked Sheen,
and I think you're behind it.
294
00:12:57,108 --> 00:13:00,143
As an agent of the BTSO,
I'm taking you into custody.
295
00:13:00,178 --> 00:13:01,811
Is that a hypno-ray?
296
00:13:01,846 --> 00:13:02,711
Could be.
297
00:13:02,747 --> 00:13:04,180
All right, you've got me.
298
00:13:04,215 --> 00:13:06,615
I knew I couldn't outsmart
someone like you.
299
00:13:06,651 --> 00:13:07,750
Just let me get my...
300
00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:08,818
( grunting )
301
00:13:10,889 --> 00:13:12,688
I knew you hadn't changed!
302
00:13:12,723 --> 00:13:14,390
I was born bad
and beautiful
303
00:13:14,425 --> 00:13:15,825
and I'll stay that way.
304
00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:20,429
Too bad you'll only enjoy
my evilness for a few hours.
305
00:13:20,464 --> 00:13:26,302
( snorts and cackles )
306
00:13:26,337 --> 00:13:29,772
Why are we
going to see
Beautiful Gorgeous?
307
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,740
I got to ask her
if it's okay to play
308
00:13:31,776 --> 00:13:33,742
the Ultra Lord theme song
309
00:13:33,778 --> 00:13:35,444
when she walks
down the aisle.
310
00:13:40,318 --> 00:13:42,618
So what's your evil plan
this time, Beautiful?
311
00:13:42,653 --> 00:13:45,688
I might as well tell you,
since you have a starring role.
312
00:13:45,723 --> 00:13:48,424
When you say "I have the ring"
at the wedding,
313
00:13:48,459 --> 00:13:51,194
Jet will attack you in front
of all those witnesses.
314
00:13:51,229 --> 00:13:53,696
You'll be eliminated,
Jet'll go to jail for it
315
00:13:53,731 --> 00:13:55,264
and I'll have rid
the world
316
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:57,466
of the two best
crime fighters alive.
317
00:13:57,501 --> 00:13:58,968
Hello, slight problem.
318
00:13:59,003 --> 00:14:01,737
How am I supposed to go to
the wedding if I'm locked up?!
319
00:14:01,772 --> 00:14:03,039
Way ahead of you.
320
00:14:03,074 --> 00:14:05,741
I'll just erase the last
30 minutes of your memory
321
00:14:05,776 --> 00:14:06,709
with this.
322
00:14:06,744 --> 00:14:08,711
You'll forget everything.
323
00:14:16,487 --> 00:14:18,087
Huh?
324
00:14:18,122 --> 00:14:19,521
What am I doing here?
325
00:14:19,557 --> 00:14:23,159
( bell ringing )
326
00:14:23,194 --> 00:14:25,161
Hey, I got to get
to the wedding.
327
00:14:25,196 --> 00:14:29,431
This really is the happiest day
of my life.
328
00:14:29,467 --> 00:14:31,067
Busted,
Beautiful!
329
00:14:31,102 --> 00:14:32,168
We heard everything!
330
00:14:32,203 --> 00:14:34,070
Give up and we'll
go easy on you!
331
00:14:34,105 --> 00:14:34,971
Yeah!
332
00:14:35,006 --> 00:14:36,038
Please.
333
00:14:36,074 --> 00:14:38,341
Come and get me, boys.
334
00:14:38,376 --> 00:14:39,742
( yelling )
335
00:14:41,746 --> 00:14:43,045
All right...
336
00:14:43,081 --> 00:14:44,247
You were saying?
337
00:14:44,282 --> 00:14:45,514
How about two out of three?
338
00:14:45,549 --> 00:14:46,749
No way!
339
00:14:46,784 --> 00:14:49,018
Too bad you're going
to miss the wedding.
340
00:14:49,053 --> 00:14:51,287
It's one Jet and Jimmy
will never forget.
341
00:14:51,322 --> 00:14:56,959
( cackling and snorting )
342
00:14:56,995 --> 00:14:59,795
That laugh could get annoying.
343
00:15:04,668 --> 00:15:06,936
So Neutron's
the best man?
344
00:15:06,971 --> 00:15:08,871
Yeah, more like
best nerd.
345
00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:11,673
I bet he'll look
like a...
346
00:15:15,713 --> 00:15:18,948
Hunk muffin...
347
00:15:18,983 --> 00:15:20,849
Oh, hi... James.
348
00:15:20,885 --> 00:15:22,618
Hey, Cindy.
349
00:15:22,653 --> 00:15:25,187
Hey, Cin,
put your eyes
back in your head
350
00:15:25,223 --> 00:15:26,155
and let's get to work.
351
00:15:30,528 --> 00:15:34,496
CINDY:
I can't believe it--
Neutron looks handsome.
352
00:15:34,532 --> 00:15:36,765
Oh, no,
that's going to be on the tape.
353
00:15:36,801 --> 00:15:37,733
Wait, everybody!
354
00:15:37,768 --> 00:15:39,201
Technical difficulties!
355
00:15:39,237 --> 00:15:40,136
Got to rewind!
356
00:15:40,171 --> 00:15:41,370
( camera whirring )
357
00:15:41,406 --> 00:15:42,972
Okay, hit it.
358
00:15:43,007 --> 00:15:48,077
( begins playing
"Here Comes the Bride" )
359
00:15:54,185 --> 00:15:57,954
Who gives this gorgeous woman
to be wed?
360
00:15:57,989 --> 00:16:02,325
I-- her father, professor Finbar
Calamitous, evil genius,
361
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:05,394
an innocent victim,
currently rotting in jail
362
00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:07,096
for a crime I did not commit...
363
00:16:08,566 --> 00:16:09,598
do.
364
00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:13,669
Now Jet's going
to attack Jimmy
365
00:16:13,704 --> 00:16:16,172
and we'll miss
the wedding!
366
00:16:16,207 --> 00:16:18,240
No, we won't.
367
00:16:18,276 --> 00:16:21,043
I'll call the Atomic Monkeys
Special Forces Squad!
368
00:16:21,079 --> 00:16:24,880
( chattering like a monkey )
369
00:16:24,915 --> 00:16:26,548
Sheen, even someone like me--
370
00:16:26,584 --> 00:16:29,685
who believes in fairies,
leprechauns and pixies--
371
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,787
knows there's
no such thing as...
372
00:16:31,822 --> 00:16:41,822
( grunting and chattering )
373
00:16:43,634 --> 00:16:45,201
Thank you, Colonel McSwain.
374
00:16:45,236 --> 00:16:49,071
I owe you one-- and you owe
someone an apology.
375
00:16:49,107 --> 00:16:50,706
Sorry, Colonel McSwain.
376
00:16:50,741 --> 00:16:52,241
( chatters )
377
00:16:52,276 --> 00:16:54,743
Come on, we've got
a wedding to stop!
378
00:16:54,778 --> 00:16:56,645
Dearly beloved,
379
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:59,548
friends,
assorted secret agents...
380
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,550
( panting )
381
00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:03,519
Hurry up, we got to get
to the church
382
00:17:03,554 --> 00:17:06,989
before Jimmy says,
"I have the ring."
383
00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:08,290
Dang it!
384
00:17:08,326 --> 00:17:11,293
It's the annual Retroville
Marching Band Parade!
385
00:17:11,329 --> 00:17:17,699
( playing "Stars and Stripes
Forever" march )
386
00:17:17,735 --> 00:17:20,002
We are gathered here today
387
00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:23,839
to join this secret agent
and this reformed villainess
388
00:17:23,874 --> 00:17:25,374
in matrimony.
389
00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:27,609
Hurry, we got to save...
390
00:17:27,645 --> 00:17:28,744
( screams )
391
00:17:31,849 --> 00:17:33,115
Dang it!
392
00:17:33,151 --> 00:17:35,817
It's the annual
Retroville Giant Fan Festival!
393
00:17:35,853 --> 00:17:37,153
( both screaming )
394
00:17:37,188 --> 00:17:42,391
...in sickness and in health,
for richer, for poorer,
395
00:17:42,427 --> 00:17:44,793
in the summer when it's
all humid outside...
396
00:17:44,828 --> 00:17:48,297
We're not going to make it
to the wedding on time.
397
00:17:48,332 --> 00:17:52,334
Hey, isn't that
the annual Retroville
Skateboard Festival?
398
00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:54,203
And there's
Nick attempting
a dangerous move.
399
00:17:54,238 --> 00:17:57,106
( screams )
400
00:17:57,141 --> 00:18:00,209
Aw, I broke my leg.
401
00:18:00,244 --> 00:18:03,612
...on Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday...
402
00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:04,913
Can we speed this up?
403
00:18:04,949 --> 00:18:09,118
Excuse me, Miss Impatient Pants.
404
00:18:09,153 --> 00:18:11,320
Man, that church is far away.
405
00:18:11,355 --> 00:18:14,323
And now it's time
to exchange rings.
406
00:18:14,358 --> 00:18:15,324
It's about time.
407
00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:16,325
Best man...
408
00:18:18,463 --> 00:18:21,197
Which side do we sit on,
groom or bride?
409
00:18:21,232 --> 00:18:22,498
Do you have the ring?
410
00:18:22,533 --> 00:18:23,832
Yes, I have...
411
00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:25,067
Jimmy, no!
412
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:25,634
What?!
413
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:26,268
What?!
414
00:18:26,304 --> 00:18:27,002
What?!
415
00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:29,972
Jimmy, don't say
you have the ring.
416
00:18:30,007 --> 00:18:32,108
Sheen, it's not
"You have the ring,"
417
00:18:32,143 --> 00:18:33,675
it's "I have the ring."
418
00:18:33,711 --> 00:18:35,511
Okay, I have the ring!
419
00:18:35,546 --> 00:18:36,479
No!
420
00:18:36,514 --> 00:18:40,616
( bellowing )
421
00:18:40,651 --> 00:18:42,718
I knew he'd get cold feet.
422
00:18:42,753 --> 00:18:43,752
What's going on?
423
00:18:43,787 --> 00:18:45,754
Beautiful Gorgeous
hypnotized Jet.
424
00:18:45,789 --> 00:18:48,357
To attack whoever says,
"I have the ring."
425
00:18:48,392 --> 00:18:50,493
So he'd do away with you!
426
00:18:50,528 --> 00:18:52,027
And he'd go to jail!
427
00:18:52,062 --> 00:18:53,496
Thereby eliminating...
428
00:18:53,531 --> 00:18:55,397
( choking ):
two of her enemies.
429
00:18:55,433 --> 00:18:56,832
I knew she was bad.
430
00:18:56,867 --> 00:18:59,602
Quick, everybody say,
"I have the ring!"
431
00:18:59,637 --> 00:19:01,303
Uh, I have the ring.
432
00:19:01,339 --> 00:19:03,071
( bellowing madly )
433
00:19:03,107 --> 00:19:03,939
I have the ring!
434
00:19:03,974 --> 00:19:05,841
( bellows )
435
00:19:05,876 --> 00:19:06,642
I have the ring!
436
00:19:07,945 --> 00:19:08,744
♪ I have the ring. ♪
437
00:19:08,779 --> 00:19:09,612
BEAUTIFUL:
No!
438
00:19:09,647 --> 00:19:10,712
♪ Yes, I have the ring. ♪
439
00:19:10,748 --> 00:19:11,747
Stop it!
440
00:19:11,782 --> 00:19:13,982
♪ I have the ring
right here... ♪
441
00:19:14,018 --> 00:19:15,184
Everybody!
442
00:19:15,219 --> 00:19:16,752
ALL:
♪ I have the ring ♪
443
00:19:16,787 --> 00:19:18,086
♪ Everybody sing... ♪
444
00:19:18,122 --> 00:19:19,087
Be quiet!
445
00:19:19,123 --> 00:19:21,557
♪ I have the ring right here. ♪
446
00:19:21,592 --> 00:19:22,758
All right!
447
00:19:22,793 --> 00:19:24,226
♪ I have the ring ♪
448
00:19:24,262 --> 00:19:25,628
♪ Yes, I have the ring... ♪
449
00:19:25,663 --> 00:19:26,562
( bellowing )
450
00:19:26,597 --> 00:19:30,332
♪ I have the ring right here ♪
451
00:19:30,368 --> 00:19:31,600
♪ I have the ring ♪
452
00:19:31,636 --> 00:19:33,335
♪ Yes, I have the ring ♪
453
00:19:33,371 --> 00:19:36,338
♪ I have the ring right here ♪
454
00:19:36,374 --> 00:19:38,240
LIBBY:
Let's take it home!
455
00:19:38,276 --> 00:19:39,341
♪ I have the ring... ♪
456
00:19:39,377 --> 00:19:41,343
No!
457
00:19:41,379 --> 00:19:43,979
♪ I have the ring
right here... ♪
458
00:19:44,014 --> 00:19:45,414
CINDY:
You tell 'em, Carl!
459
00:19:45,449 --> 00:19:46,482
♪ I have the ring... ♪
460
00:19:46,517 --> 00:19:49,485
( whirring )
461
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:53,088
♪ I have the ring right here ♪
462
00:19:53,123 --> 00:19:55,558
♪ I have the ring ♪
463
00:19:55,593 --> 00:19:56,458
♪ Yes, I have the ring... ♪
464
00:19:56,494 --> 00:19:58,460
Stop singing!
465
00:19:58,496 --> 00:20:00,329
♪ I have the ring right here! ♪
466
00:20:00,364 --> 00:20:03,365
You people are
ruining everything.
467
00:20:03,401 --> 00:20:05,534
Oh, my beautiful plan!
468
00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:08,036
( panting )
469
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:10,772
Jet!
470
00:20:10,808 --> 00:20:13,375
He needs mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation!
471
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:16,878
No!
472
00:20:16,914 --> 00:20:19,114
I'm awake, I'm fine-- no need.
473
00:20:19,149 --> 00:20:21,917
Commander Baker,
arrest that bride.
474
00:20:21,952 --> 00:20:22,951
Got to go.
475
00:20:22,986 --> 00:20:24,286
Enjoy the buffet.
476
00:20:26,657 --> 00:20:27,389
( grunts )
477
00:20:27,425 --> 00:20:30,326
Not so fast,
Beautiful.
478
00:20:30,361 --> 00:20:33,262
Man, talk about
fear of commitment.
479
00:20:37,668 --> 00:20:39,635
Thanks, guys,
you saved my life.
480
00:20:39,670 --> 00:20:40,669
You're welcome.
481
00:20:40,705 --> 00:20:42,438
Hey, CB,
do we get some medals?
482
00:20:42,473 --> 00:20:46,074
I always carry some with me,
just in case.
483
00:20:46,110 --> 00:20:47,876
That's what I'm talking about.
484
00:20:47,911 --> 00:20:50,112
Honorary spy.
485
00:20:50,147 --> 00:20:53,449
♪ I'm an honorary spy! ♪
486
00:20:53,484 --> 00:20:54,450
♪ And I have a... ♪
487
00:20:56,153 --> 00:20:57,786
Well, Jimmy,
you were right.
488
00:20:57,821 --> 00:21:00,155
My fiancée was
a big, fat liar.
489
00:21:00,190 --> 00:21:05,193
Yep, beautiful on the outside,
pure evil on the inside.
490
00:21:05,229 --> 00:21:07,996
Can you get me
out of this, Jet?
491
00:21:08,031 --> 00:21:10,766
We'd make a great team,
you and I.
492
00:21:10,801 --> 00:21:12,401
Sorry, Beautiful.
493
00:21:12,436 --> 00:21:14,102
Game called on account of jail.
494
00:21:14,138 --> 00:21:15,404
I'm proud of you, Jet.
495
00:21:15,439 --> 00:21:19,341
Yeah, spies like me
are better off alone, kid.
496
00:21:19,377 --> 00:21:23,145
Anyway, in a few days Beautiful
will just be a distant memory,
497
00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:26,014
a tiny pothole
on the road of life.
498
00:21:26,049 --> 00:21:27,416
Who am I kidding?
499
00:21:27,451 --> 00:21:29,217
Call me when you get out,
Beautiful!
500
00:21:29,253 --> 00:21:30,419
Write me everyday.
501
00:21:30,454 --> 00:21:32,354
I'll wait for you, baby!
502
00:21:32,390 --> 00:21:33,855
( scoffs )
503
00:21:40,264 --> 00:21:42,097
( both groan
with embarrassment )
504
00:21:46,904 --> 00:21:50,506
I think we all learned something
very important today.
505
00:21:50,541 --> 00:21:51,940
Once a crook, always a crook?
506
00:21:51,975 --> 00:21:53,008
Clothes make the man?
507
00:21:53,043 --> 00:21:55,477
The Atomic Monkeys Special
Forces Squad rules?!
508
00:21:55,513 --> 00:21:58,980
No, we learned that we can
all sing pretty darn well--
509
00:21:59,016 --> 00:22:00,015
except Sheen.
510
00:22:00,050 --> 00:22:01,350
Aw, man!
511
00:22:02,653 --> 00:22:03,985
Hit us again, Libby.
512
00:22:04,021 --> 00:22:05,821
LIBBY:
One, two, three, four...
513
00:22:05,856 --> 00:22:07,389
ALL ( except Sheen ):
♪ We all can sing ♪
514
00:22:07,425 --> 00:22:09,925
♪ Yes, we all can sing ♪
515
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,561
♪ We all can sing
'cept Sheen. ♪
516
00:22:12,596 --> 00:22:13,862
SHEEN:
What? I can sing!
517
00:22:13,897 --> 00:22:15,664
♪ We all can sing ♪
I can sing!
518
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:17,599
♪ Yes, we all can sing ♪
I do it all the time
in the shower.
519
00:22:17,635 --> 00:22:21,570
♪ We all can sing except Sheen ♪
I'm real good at singing!
520
00:22:21,605 --> 00:22:22,971
♪ We all can sing ♪
Why are you guys doing this?
521
00:22:23,006 --> 00:22:25,541
♪ Yes, we all can sing ♪
Embarrassing!
522
00:22:25,576 --> 00:22:27,476
♪ We all can sing
except Sheen. ♪
523
00:22:27,511 --> 00:22:28,944
Come on, guys.
524
00:22:28,979 --> 00:22:29,712
♪ We all can sing... ♪
525
00:22:29,747 --> 00:22:30,979
Stop that!
526
00:22:31,014 --> 00:22:32,848
♪ Yes, we all can sing ♪
I'm not listening!
527
00:22:32,883 --> 00:22:35,917
♪ We all can sing
except Sheen. ♪
528
00:22:35,953 --> 00:22:39,455
La, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la ,la!
529
00:22:39,490 --> 00:22:40,422
That is all.
530
00:22:42,025 --> 00:22:45,927
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531
00:23:21,098 --> 00:23:22,964
Hi, I'm...
532
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:23,999
Line?
533
00:23:25,068 --> 00:23:26,268
JIMMY:
Got to blast!