♪ The day might be gray
♪ But you can chase all your troubles away ♪
♪ When you're singing
Huh?
♪ So things may seem blue
♪ But what does that matter to you ♪
♪ When you're singing
Hey, don't you ever knock?
♪ You're too loud
♪ Keep it down, or you'll wake everybody in town ♪
♪ With your singing
Aww.
♪ You look rough and half dead ♪
♪ Did you get out the wrong side of bed? ♪
♪ Let's keep singing
Aah!
♪ I've been ripped from the wall ♪
♪ But it feels like no trouble at all ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm siiiinging
♪ My wife hates my guts
♪ And my neighbors are driving me nuts ♪
♪ But I'm singi...
♪ I'm tired, underpaid
♪ My hair prematurely grayed
♪ But I'm singing
♪
♪ A bird stole my shoes
♪ I thought I had nothing to lose ♪
♪ Still I'm singing
Hey!
♪ My fifth all-night shift ♪
♪ My mind is startling to bamboo ♪
♪ But I'm singing
♪
♪ My face looks a state
♪ Though I've only just turned 28 ♪
♪ Still I'm singing
♪
♪ My head's up in space
♪ I've got aeroplanes stuck in my face ♪
♪ But I'm siiinging
♪ These kids are all brats
♪ And the school is infested with rats ♪
♪ Still I'm singing
Hmm? Aah!
♪ My life's on the skids
♪ Got 170 kids
♪ Still I'm singing
♪
I say, old horse,
it's really rather not on to make such a mess.
'Tis high time somebody taught you ruffians some manners,
although I fear I must address you hoodlums
in a matter you'll understand.
I believe it is known in common parlance as rap music.
♪ Billy Parham in your house
♪ Turn me up, but not too loud for fear of disturbing someone ♪
♪ Enunciating to the masses, mm-hmm ♪
♪ I'm here to tell you of the relevance of etiquette ♪
♪ It's quite important, though I fear you may not get it yet ♪
♪ Feet on the seats?
♪ I'm sure I don't approve
♪ Hold the door for the ladies when they go through ♪
♪ Wipe your feet when you're entering a neighbor's house ♪
♪ And when he chews, a gentleman will always close his mouth ♪
♪ Close his mouth, close his mouth ♪
♪
♪ The speed a virus spreads is beyond belief ♪
♪ When you sneeze, please be sure to use a handkerchief ♪
♪ Handkerchief
A handkerchief, a handkerchief, a handkerchief, a handkerchief.
Sad when a kid lets himself go like that, am I right?
A handkerchief... Dude, I'm just a background character.
I'm not supposed to say anything.
- I don't even have a name. - But everyone has a song,
even unimportant background characters.
Maybe I do. You see...
♪ If I told you my...
Oh, gross!
Oh, someone should clean this up.
Aah!
♪ Filth, filth, all around
♪ In the air and on the ground
♪ Grime, grime everywhere
♪ In your mouth and in your hair ♪
♪ But can't you see
♪ This world's unclean
♪ They say brush twice a day
♪ I think that's not enough
♪ Oh, can't you see
♪ All this disease
♪ The smell of sweaty feet makes me throw up ♪
♪ Filth, filth
♪ All around, in the air, on the ground ♪
That is the worst case of J-pop I've ever seen.
- Is it contagious? - Absolutely not.
I'm sorry, sir. I cannot in good conscience
sell you a meal with that many calories.
You might as well strap a hose to your face
and pump 100 pounds of hot lard directly down your throat.
Sure, I'll take one of those, too.
Sir, so much unhealthy food is seriously dangerous for you.
Larry, let me tell you something about how I like my food.
Yeah, is there any way we could skip this...
♪ Maybe you didn't hear me ♪
'Cause I've, uh, got a line forming behind you.
♪ When I asked for all those fries ♪
♪ Nuggets on the side
♪ Prefer all my food fried
Fine, fine, just please stop singing!
Here's your bucket, sir. Have a nice day.
Ahh. I can feel my arteries hardening already!
Huh?
That's probably a bad sign.
That's definitely a bad sign.
Yuck!
♪ These sewers are a maze ♪
♪ And we haven't eaten in days ♪
♪ But we're singing
♪
♪ Let's try here, there's no queues ♪
♪ That's because it's had awful reviews ♪
♪ Let's keep looking
- So I said to Steve, I said... - Are you okay, my sweet?
You haven't said a word since we got here.
What? You interrupted me to say that?
I was right in the middle of a... Shh.
There's no need to feel insecure.
I know you see the way other women look at me.
No, Nigel. You promised you wouldn't do this.
You got something those other girls don't have.
Thick hair all over your body.
Now just lie down and listen.
Nigel, I'm not going to lie down in a restaurant.
♪ You're a hairy lady
♪ Hair from your head to your toes ♪
♪ You're a hairy lady
♪ You even got hair up your nose, girl ♪
♪ I see you talkin' with those other boys ♪
♪ I see you speakin'
♪ I don't hear no noise
♪ Too busy lovin' all that fur I see ♪
♪ You're body's hairier than a bumblebee ♪
♪ You're my honey, girl
♪ Hairy girls, y'all best believe I'm a connoisseur ♪
♪ I look away if I don't see that matted fur ♪
♪ Hugging you is like a hug from a grizzly bear ♪
♪ Did I happen to mention
♪ I'm really into body hair, yeah ♪
Oh, please, no.
You promised.
♪ It's plain to see
♪ You give your barber every night off ♪
♪ Every drain in your house is a total write-off ♪
♪ Girl, you looking like a fur-covered miracle ♪
♪ And all those follicles, they got me waxing lyrical ♪
♪ 'Cause your hairy bod makes the guys all swoon ♪
♪ Don't shave or pluck or wax any time soo... ♪ Ooooh!
Please, stop! Please, no, no!
♪ I'm claustrophobic, I can't breathe ♪
♪ She could've just asked me to leave ♪
♪ But I'm singing
Oi, oi, hey, hey, hey. Who's this? Who's this?
I didn't complete a single orbit
before losing me planet status.
Pluto.
That's right, it's Pluto.
Stripped of her planet status like a common moon.
Ah, sorry. I, uh, I didn't see you there.
So, uh, what you guys doing this evening?
Uh...
Oh, you know, usual planet stuff.
Bowling.
That's... That's... That's cool... cool.
So, yeah, anyway, we'll see you around, I guess.
Oh, yeah. Cheers.
Have a... Have a nice, um...
♪ You know
♪ It's mean
♪ To be declassified after all these years ♪
♪ And rendered obsolete
♪ There's such a distance between us ♪
♪ Approximately 4.6 billion miles ♪
♪ The hurt I feel is deep inside ♪
♪ Inside
♪ My planet's status has been denied ♪
Sorry, sorry, luv.
Can you keep it down a bit?
You're putting Uranus off his strike.
Actually, it's pronounced Ur-anus.
Why did I ever hang out with those dorks?
Hey, toots, you going our way?
We're off to trash a planet a few light years away.
You want to tag along?
You can join us if you're cool.
I'm not getting those back.
Is minus-229 degrees cool enough for you?
Yeah!
♪ Ba-na-na-na!
♪ Ba-na-na-na! Ba-na-na-na! Ba-na-na-na! ♪
♪ Ba-na-na-na!
♪ Ba-na-na-na-na-na!
♪ Ba-na-na... Whoa!
Oh, sorry, honey. I didn't know the fan was on.
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♪ Cast off, thrown away
♪ But I won't let it ruin my day ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm singing
Ah! Ohh!
♪ I'm cold and alone
♪ And I fear that I'm not going home ♪
♪ But I'm singiiing