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♪ The day might be gray
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♪ But you can chase
all your troubles away ♪
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♪ When you're singing
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Huh?
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♪ So things may seem blue
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♪ But what does that
matter to you ♪
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♪ When you're singing
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Hey, don't you ever knock?
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♪ You're too loud
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♪ Keep it down, or you'll wake
everybody in town ♪
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♪ With your singing
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Aww.
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♪ You look rough
and half dead ♪
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♪ Did you get out
the wrong side of bed? ♪
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♪ Let's keep singing
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Aah!
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♪ I've been ripped
from the wall ♪
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♪ But it feels like
no trouble at all ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm siiiinging
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♪ My wife hates my guts
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♪ And my neighbors
are driving me nuts ♪
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♪ But I'm singi...
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♪ I'm tired, underpaid
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♪ My hair prematurely grayed
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♪ But I'm singing
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♪
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♪ A bird stole my shoes
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♪ I thought
I had nothing to lose ♪
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♪ Still I'm singing
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Hey!
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♪ My fifth
all-night shift ♪
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♪ My mind is startling
to bamboo ♪
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♪ But I'm singing
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♪
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♪ My face looks a state
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♪ Though I've only
just turned 28 ♪
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♪ Still I'm singing
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♪
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♪ My head's up in space
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♪ I've got aeroplanes
stuck in my face ♪
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♪ But I'm siiinging
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♪ These kids are all brats
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♪ And the school
is infested with rats ♪
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♪ Still I'm singing
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Hmm? Aah!
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♪ My life's on the skids
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♪ Got 170 kids
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♪ Still I'm singing
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♪
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I say, old horse,
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it's really rather not on
to make such a mess.
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'Tis high time somebody taught
you ruffians some manners,
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although I fear I must
address you hoodlums
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in a matter you'll understand.
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I believe it is known in
common parlance as rap music.
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♪ Billy Parham in your house
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♪ Turn me up, but not too loud
for fear of disturbing someone ♪
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♪ Enunciating to the masses,
mm-hmm ♪
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♪ I'm here to tell you of
the relevance of etiquette ♪
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♪ It's quite important, though
I fear you may not get it yet ♪
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♪ Feet on the seats?
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♪ I'm sure I don't approve
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♪ Hold the door for the ladies
when they go through ♪
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♪ Wipe your feet when you're
entering a neighbor's house ♪
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♪ And when he chews, a gentleman
will always close his mouth ♪
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♪ Close his mouth,
close his mouth ♪
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♪
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♪ The speed a virus spreads
is beyond belief ♪
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♪ When you sneeze, please be
sure to use a handkerchief ♪
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♪ Handkerchief
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A handkerchief, a handkerchief,
a handkerchief, a handkerchief.
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Sad when a kid lets himself go
like that, am I right?
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A handkerchief... Dude, I'm
just a background character.
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I'm not supposed to
say anything.
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- I don't even have a name.
- But everyone has a song,
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even unimportant
background characters.
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Maybe I do.
You see...
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♪ If I told you my...
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Oh, gross!
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Oh, someone should
clean this up.
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Aah!
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♪ Filth, filth, all around
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♪ In the air and on the ground
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♪ Grime, grime everywhere
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♪ In your mouth
and in your hair ♪
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♪ But can't you see
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♪ This world's unclean
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♪ They say brush twice a day
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♪ I think that's not enough
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♪ Oh, can't you see
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♪ All this disease
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♪ The smell of sweaty feet
makes me throw up ♪
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♪ Filth, filth
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♪ All around, in the air,
on the ground ♪
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That is the worst case of J-pop
I've ever seen.
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- Is it contagious?
- Absolutely not.
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I'm sorry, sir.
I cannot in good conscience
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sell you a meal with
that many calories.
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You might as well
strap a hose to your face
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and pump 100 pounds of hot lard
directly down your throat.
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Sure, I'll take one of those,
too.
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Sir, so much unhealthy food is
seriously dangerous for you.
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Larry, let me tell you something
about how I like my food.
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Yeah, is there any way
we could skip this...
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♪ Maybe you
didn't hear me ♪
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'Cause I've, uh, got a line
forming behind you.
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♪ When I asked
for all those fries ♪
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♪ Nuggets on the side
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♪ Prefer all my food fried
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Fine, fine,
just please stop singing!
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Here's your bucket, sir.
Have a nice day.
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Ahh. I can feel my arteries
hardening already!
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Huh?
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That's probably a bad sign.
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That's definitely a bad sign.
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Yuck!
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♪ These sewers
are a maze ♪
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♪ And we haven't
eaten in days ♪
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♪ But we're singing
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♪
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♪ Let's try here,
there's no queues ♪
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♪ That's because
it's had awful reviews ♪
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♪ Let's keep looking
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- So I said to Steve, I said...
- Are you okay, my sweet?
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You haven't said a word
since we got here.
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What?
You interrupted me to say that?
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I was right in the
middle of a... Shh.
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There's no need
to feel insecure.
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I know you see the way
other women look at me.
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No, Nigel. You promised
you wouldn't do this.
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You got something
those other girls don't have.
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Thick hair all over your body.
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Now just lie down and listen.
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Nigel, I'm not going to lie down
in a restaurant.
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♪ You're a hairy lady
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♪ Hair from your head
to your toes ♪
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♪ You're a hairy lady
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♪ You even got hair
up your nose, girl ♪
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♪ I see you talkin'
with those other boys ♪
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♪ I see you speakin'
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♪ I don't hear no noise
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♪ Too busy lovin'
all that fur I see ♪
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♪ You're body's hairier
than a bumblebee ♪
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♪ You're my honey, girl
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♪ Hairy girls, y'all best
believe I'm a connoisseur ♪
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♪ I look away if I don't
see that matted fur ♪
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♪ Hugging you is like
a hug from a grizzly bear ♪
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♪ Did I happen to mention
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♪ I'm really into body hair,
yeah ♪
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Oh, please, no.
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You promised.
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♪ It's plain to see
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♪ You give your barber
every night off ♪
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♪ Every drain in your house
is a total write-off ♪
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♪ Girl, you looking like
a fur-covered miracle ♪
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♪ And all those follicles,
they got me waxing lyrical ♪
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♪ 'Cause your hairy bod
makes the guys all swoon ♪
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♪ Don't shave or pluck or wax
any time soo... ♪ Ooooh!
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Please, stop!
Please, no, no!
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♪ I'm claustrophobic,
I can't breathe ♪
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♪ She could've just
asked me to leave ♪
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♪ But I'm singing
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Oi, oi, hey, hey, hey.
Who's this? Who's this?
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I didn't complete a single orbit
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before losing me planet status.
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Pluto.
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That's right, it's Pluto.
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Stripped of her planet status
like a common moon.
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Ah, sorry.
I, uh, I didn't see you there.
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So, uh, what you guys doing
this evening?
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Uh...
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Oh, you know,
usual planet stuff.
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Bowling.
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That's... That's...
That's cool... cool.
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So, yeah, anyway,
we'll see you around, I guess.
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Oh, yeah.
Cheers.
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Have a... Have a nice, um...
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♪ You know
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♪ It's mean
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♪ To be declassified
after all these years ♪
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♪ And rendered obsolete
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♪ There's such a distance
between us ♪
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♪ Approximately
4.6 billion miles ♪
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♪ The hurt I feel
is deep inside ♪
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♪ Inside
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♪ My planet's status
has been denied ♪
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Sorry, sorry, luv.
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Can you keep it down a bit?
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You're putting Uranus
off his strike.
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Actually,
it's pronounced Ur-anus.
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Why did I ever hang out
with those dorks?
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Hey, toots, you going our way?
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We're off to trash a planet
a few light years away.
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You want to tag along?
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You can join us if you're cool.
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I'm not getting those back.
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Is minus-229 degrees
cool enough for you?
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Yeah!
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♪ Ba-na-na-na!
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♪ Ba-na-na-na!
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♪ Ba-na-na-na! Ba-na-na-na!
Ba-na-na-na! ♪
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♪ Ba-na-na-na! Ba-na-na-na!
Ba-na-na-na! ♪
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♪ Ba-na-na-na!
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♪ Ba-na-na-na!
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♪ Ba-na-na-na-na-na!
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♪ Ba-na-na... Whoa!
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Oh, sorry, honey.
I didn't know the fan was on.
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Available now
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"Hit Single."
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♪ Hit single
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Also featuring
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"This Boy's Not My Son."
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♪ Can't you
see, it's clear to me ♪
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♪ This boy is not my son
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And the party favorite,
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♪ Rock and roll orthodontist
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♪ Rock and roll orthodontist
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♪ Cast off, thrown away
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♪ But I won't
let it ruin my day ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm singing
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Ah! Ohh!
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♪ I'm cold and alone
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♪ And I fear that
I'm not going home ♪
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♪ But I'm singiiing