1 00:00:26,132 --> 00:00:27,899 ♪ The day might be gray 2 00:00:27,934 --> 00:00:30,101 ♪ But you can chase all your troubles away ♪ 3 00:00:30,136 --> 00:00:31,769 ♪ When you're singing 4 00:00:31,805 --> 00:00:33,304 Huh? 5 00:00:34,808 --> 00:00:36,975 ♪ So things may seem blue 6 00:00:37,010 --> 00:00:39,043 ♪ But what does that matter to you ♪ 7 00:00:39,079 --> 00:00:41,746 ♪ When you're singing 8 00:00:41,781 --> 00:00:43,348 Hey, don't you ever knock? 9 00:00:43,383 --> 00:00:45,083 ♪ You're too loud 10 00:00:45,118 --> 00:00:48,119 ♪ Keep it down, or you'll wake everybody in town ♪ 11 00:00:48,154 --> 00:00:50,321 ♪ With your singing 12 00:00:50,357 --> 00:00:52,390 Aww. 13 00:00:52,425 --> 00:00:54,792 ♪ You look rough and half dead ♪ 14 00:00:54,828 --> 00:00:56,761 ♪ Did you get out the wrong side of bed? ♪ 15 00:00:56,796 --> 00:00:59,430 ♪ Let's keep singing 16 00:00:59,466 --> 00:01:01,366 Aah! 17 00:01:01,401 --> 00:01:03,468 ♪ I've been ripped from the wall ♪ 18 00:01:03,503 --> 00:01:05,436 ♪ But it feels like no trouble at all ♪ 19 00:01:05,472 --> 00:01:09,774 ♪ 'Cause I'm siiiinging 20 00:01:09,809 --> 00:01:12,744 ♪ My wife hates my guts 21 00:01:12,779 --> 00:01:14,379 ♪ And my neighbors are driving me nuts ♪ 22 00:01:14,414 --> 00:01:16,948 ♪ But I'm singi... 23 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:21,386 ♪ I'm tired, underpaid 24 00:01:21,421 --> 00:01:23,521 ♪ My hair prematurely grayed 25 00:01:23,556 --> 00:01:26,457 ♪ But I'm singing 26 00:01:26,493 --> 00:01:28,226 ♪ 27 00:01:28,261 --> 00:01:30,395 ♪ A bird stole my shoes 28 00:01:30,430 --> 00:01:32,430 ♪ I thought I had nothing to lose ♪ 29 00:01:32,465 --> 00:01:35,133 ♪ Still I'm singing 30 00:01:35,168 --> 00:01:36,167 Hey! 31 00:01:37,237 --> 00:01:39,237 ♪ My fifth all-night shift ♪ 32 00:01:39,272 --> 00:01:41,339 ♪ My mind is startling to bamboo ♪ 33 00:01:41,374 --> 00:01:44,909 ♪ But I'm singing 34 00:01:44,944 --> 00:01:46,010 ♪ 35 00:01:46,046 --> 00:01:48,046 ♪ My face looks a state 36 00:01:48,081 --> 00:01:50,181 ♪ Though I've only just turned 28 ♪ 37 00:01:50,216 --> 00:01:53,985 ♪ Still I'm singing 38 00:01:54,020 --> 00:01:54,986 ♪ 39 00:01:55,021 --> 00:01:57,088 ♪ My head's up in space 40 00:01:57,123 --> 00:01:59,023 ♪ I've got aeroplanes stuck in my face ♪ 41 00:01:59,059 --> 00:02:03,294 ♪ But I'm siiinging 42 00:02:03,329 --> 00:02:05,963 ♪ These kids are all brats 43 00:02:05,999 --> 00:02:08,032 ♪ And the school is infested with rats ♪ 44 00:02:08,068 --> 00:02:11,169 ♪ Still I'm singing 45 00:02:11,204 --> 00:02:12,970 Hmm? Aah! 46 00:02:13,006 --> 00:02:14,906 ♪ My life's on the skids 47 00:02:14,941 --> 00:02:17,141 ♪ Got 170 kids 48 00:02:17,177 --> 00:02:19,844 ♪ Still I'm singing 49 00:02:19,879 --> 00:02:20,845 ♪ 50 00:02:22,916 --> 00:02:24,148 I say, old horse, 51 00:02:24,184 --> 00:02:26,117 it's really rather not on to make such a mess. 52 00:02:26,152 --> 00:02:28,519 'Tis high time somebody taught you ruffians some manners, 53 00:02:28,555 --> 00:02:30,254 although I fear I must address you hoodlums 54 00:02:30,290 --> 00:02:31,889 in a matter you'll understand. 55 00:02:31,925 --> 00:02:35,560 I believe it is known in common parlance as rap music. 56 00:02:35,595 --> 00:02:38,062 ♪ Billy Parham in your house 57 00:02:38,098 --> 00:02:40,865 ♪ Turn me up, but not too loud for fear of disturbing someone ♪ 58 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:43,201 ♪ Enunciating to the masses, mm-hmm ♪ 59 00:02:43,236 --> 00:02:46,070 ♪ I'm here to tell you of the relevance of etiquette ♪ 60 00:02:46,106 --> 00:02:49,207 ♪ It's quite important, though I fear you may not get it yet ♪ 61 00:02:49,242 --> 00:02:50,308 ♪ Feet on the seats? 62 00:02:50,343 --> 00:02:52,243 ♪ I'm sure I don't approve 63 00:02:52,278 --> 00:02:55,313 ♪ Hold the door for the ladies when they go through ♪ 64 00:02:55,348 --> 00:02:58,316 ♪ Wipe your feet when you're entering a neighbor's house ♪ 65 00:02:58,351 --> 00:03:01,452 ♪ And when he chews, a gentleman will always close his mouth ♪ 66 00:03:01,488 --> 00:03:03,921 ♪ Close his mouth, close his mouth ♪ 67 00:03:03,957 --> 00:03:05,890 ♪ 68 00:03:05,925 --> 00:03:08,259 ♪ The speed a virus spreads is beyond belief ♪ 69 00:03:08,294 --> 00:03:10,428 ♪ When you sneeze, please be sure to use a handkerchief ♪ 70 00:03:10,463 --> 00:03:11,896 ♪ Handkerchief 71 00:03:11,931 --> 00:03:14,232 A handkerchief, a handkerchief, a handkerchief, a handkerchief. 72 00:03:14,267 --> 00:03:17,068 Sad when a kid lets himself go like that, am I right? 73 00:03:17,137 --> 00:03:19,537 A handkerchief... Dude, I'm just a background character. 74 00:03:19,572 --> 00:03:21,139 I'm not supposed to say anything. 75 00:03:21,174 --> 00:03:23,174 - I don't even have a name. - But everyone has a song, 76 00:03:23,209 --> 00:03:25,209 even unimportant background characters. 77 00:03:25,245 --> 00:03:27,445 Maybe I do. You see... 78 00:03:32,685 --> 00:03:35,286 ♪ If I told you my... 79 00:03:35,355 --> 00:03:37,188 Oh, gross! 80 00:03:37,223 --> 00:03:39,557 Oh, someone should clean this up. 81 00:03:39,592 --> 00:03:40,625 Aah! 82 00:03:44,130 --> 00:03:46,030 ♪ Filth, filth, all around 83 00:03:46,065 --> 00:03:47,899 ♪ In the air and on the ground 84 00:03:47,934 --> 00:03:49,634 ♪ Grime, grime everywhere 85 00:03:49,669 --> 00:03:51,669 ♪ In your mouth and in your hair ♪ 86 00:03:51,704 --> 00:03:53,371 ♪ But can't you see 87 00:03:53,406 --> 00:03:55,039 ♪ This world's unclean 88 00:03:55,074 --> 00:03:56,574 ♪ They say brush twice a day 89 00:03:56,609 --> 00:03:58,976 ♪ I think that's not enough 90 00:03:59,012 --> 00:04:00,912 ♪ Oh, can't you see 91 00:04:00,947 --> 00:04:02,280 ♪ All this disease 92 00:04:02,315 --> 00:04:05,249 ♪ The smell of sweaty feet makes me throw up ♪ 93 00:04:05,285 --> 00:04:07,151 ♪ Filth, filth 94 00:04:07,187 --> 00:04:10,988 ♪ All around, in the air, on the ground ♪ 95 00:04:11,024 --> 00:04:13,491 That is the worst case of J-pop I've ever seen. 96 00:04:13,526 --> 00:04:15,927 - Is it contagious? - Absolutely not. 97 00:04:20,166 --> 00:04:21,933 I'm sorry, sir. I cannot in good conscience 98 00:04:21,968 --> 00:04:23,434 sell you a meal with that many calories. 99 00:04:23,469 --> 00:04:25,269 You might as well strap a hose to your face 100 00:04:25,305 --> 00:04:27,605 and pump 100 pounds of hot lard directly down your throat. 101 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:29,373 Sure, I'll take one of those, too. 102 00:04:29,409 --> 00:04:32,443 Sir, so much unhealthy food is seriously dangerous for you. 103 00:04:32,478 --> 00:04:35,646 Larry, let me tell you something about how I like my food. 104 00:04:37,483 --> 00:04:39,550 Yeah, is there any way we could skip this... 105 00:04:39,586 --> 00:04:42,486 ♪ Maybe you didn't hear me ♪ 106 00:04:42,522 --> 00:04:45,022 'Cause I've, uh, got a line forming behind you. 107 00:04:45,058 --> 00:04:48,693 ♪ When I asked for all those fries ♪ 108 00:05:08,548 --> 00:05:10,548 ♪ Nuggets on the side 109 00:05:13,253 --> 00:05:18,222 ♪ Prefer all my food fried 110 00:05:18,258 --> 00:05:20,758 Fine, fine, just please stop singing! 111 00:05:20,793 --> 00:05:22,493 Here's your bucket, sir. Have a nice day. 112 00:05:22,528 --> 00:05:25,496 Ahh. I can feel my arteries hardening already! 113 00:05:25,531 --> 00:05:27,131 Huh? 114 00:05:27,166 --> 00:05:29,367 That's probably a bad sign. 115 00:05:31,170 --> 00:05:32,770 That's definitely a bad sign. 116 00:05:36,342 --> 00:05:37,475 Yuck! 117 00:05:37,510 --> 00:05:39,610 ♪ These sewers are a maze ♪ 118 00:05:39,646 --> 00:05:41,746 ♪ And we haven't eaten in days ♪ 119 00:05:41,781 --> 00:05:45,049 ♪ But we're singing 120 00:05:45,084 --> 00:05:46,150 ♪ 121 00:05:46,185 --> 00:05:48,452 ♪ Let's try here, there's no queues ♪ 122 00:05:48,488 --> 00:05:50,788 ♪ That's because it's had awful reviews ♪ 123 00:05:50,823 --> 00:05:54,258 ♪ Let's keep looking 124 00:05:54,294 --> 00:05:57,194 - So I said to Steve, I said... - Are you okay, my sweet? 125 00:05:57,230 --> 00:05:59,196 You haven't said a word since we got here. 126 00:05:59,232 --> 00:06:01,165 What? You interrupted me to say that? 127 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,134 I was right in the middle of a... Shh. 128 00:06:03,169 --> 00:06:05,102 There's no need to feel insecure. 129 00:06:05,138 --> 00:06:07,338 I know you see the way other women look at me. 130 00:06:07,373 --> 00:06:09,340 No, Nigel. You promised you wouldn't do this. 131 00:06:09,375 --> 00:06:11,676 You got something those other girls don't have. 132 00:06:11,711 --> 00:06:15,146 Thick hair all over your body. 133 00:06:15,181 --> 00:06:17,448 Now just lie down and listen. 134 00:06:17,483 --> 00:06:19,717 Nigel, I'm not going to lie down in a restaurant. 135 00:06:19,786 --> 00:06:24,121 ♪ You're a hairy lady 136 00:06:24,157 --> 00:06:26,057 ♪ Hair from your head to your toes ♪ 137 00:06:26,092 --> 00:06:29,327 ♪ You're a hairy lady 138 00:06:29,362 --> 00:06:33,230 ♪ You even got hair up your nose, girl ♪ 139 00:06:33,266 --> 00:06:38,703 ♪ I see you talkin' with those other boys ♪ 140 00:06:38,738 --> 00:06:41,072 ♪ I see you speakin' 141 00:06:41,107 --> 00:06:44,408 ♪ I don't hear no noise 142 00:06:44,444 --> 00:06:50,481 ♪ Too busy lovin' all that fur I see ♪ 143 00:06:50,516 --> 00:06:53,684 ♪ You're body's hairier than a bumblebee ♪ 144 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:56,087 ♪ You're my honey, girl 145 00:06:56,122 --> 00:06:58,622 ♪ Hairy girls, y'all best believe I'm a connoisseur ♪ 146 00:06:58,658 --> 00:07:01,559 ♪ I look away if I don't see that matted fur ♪ 147 00:07:01,594 --> 00:07:04,662 ♪ Hugging you is like a hug from a grizzly bear ♪ 148 00:07:04,697 --> 00:07:06,464 ♪ Did I happen to mention 149 00:07:06,499 --> 00:07:09,767 ♪ I'm really into body hair, yeah ♪ 150 00:07:09,802 --> 00:07:11,836 Oh, please, no. 151 00:07:11,871 --> 00:07:12,837 You promised. 152 00:07:14,507 --> 00:07:16,107 ♪ It's plain to see 153 00:07:16,142 --> 00:07:18,309 ♪ You give your barber every night off ♪ 154 00:07:18,344 --> 00:07:21,479 ♪ Every drain in your house is a total write-off ♪ 155 00:07:21,514 --> 00:07:24,448 ♪ Girl, you looking like a fur-covered miracle ♪ 156 00:07:24,484 --> 00:07:26,751 ♪ And all those follicles, they got me waxing lyrical ♪ 157 00:07:26,786 --> 00:07:30,321 ♪ 'Cause your hairy bod makes the guys all swoon ♪ 158 00:07:30,356 --> 00:07:33,224 ♪ Don't shave or pluck or wax any time soo... ♪ Ooooh! 159 00:07:33,259 --> 00:07:36,627 Please, stop! Please, no, no! 160 00:07:38,664 --> 00:07:41,332 ♪ I'm claustrophobic, I can't breathe ♪ 161 00:07:41,367 --> 00:07:43,367 ♪ She could've just asked me to leave ♪ 162 00:07:43,403 --> 00:07:45,669 ♪ But I'm singing 163 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:50,307 Oi, oi, hey, hey, hey. Who's this? Who's this? 164 00:07:50,343 --> 00:07:51,675 I didn't complete a single orbit 165 00:07:51,711 --> 00:07:53,377 before losing me planet status. 166 00:07:55,915 --> 00:07:57,648 Pluto. 167 00:07:57,683 --> 00:07:59,316 That's right, it's Pluto. 168 00:07:59,352 --> 00:08:01,519 Stripped of her planet status like a common moon. 169 00:08:02,588 --> 00:08:05,156 Ah, sorry. I, uh, I didn't see you there. 170 00:08:06,559 --> 00:08:09,193 So, uh, what you guys doing this evening? 171 00:08:09,228 --> 00:08:10,161 Uh... 172 00:08:10,196 --> 00:08:12,163 Oh, you know, usual planet stuff. 173 00:08:12,231 --> 00:08:13,798 Bowling. 174 00:08:13,833 --> 00:08:15,633 That's... That's... That's cool... cool. 175 00:08:17,203 --> 00:08:18,702 So, yeah, anyway, we'll see you around, I guess. 176 00:08:18,738 --> 00:08:20,237 Oh, yeah. Cheers. 177 00:08:20,273 --> 00:08:21,939 Have a... Have a nice, um... 178 00:08:28,414 --> 00:08:30,915 ♪ You know 179 00:08:30,950 --> 00:08:34,318 ♪ It's mean 180 00:08:34,353 --> 00:08:38,322 ♪ To be declassified after all these years ♪ 181 00:08:38,357 --> 00:08:40,491 ♪ And rendered obsolete 182 00:08:40,526 --> 00:08:46,197 ♪ There's such a distance between us ♪ 183 00:08:46,232 --> 00:08:52,937 ♪ Approximately 4.6 billion miles ♪ 184 00:08:52,972 --> 00:08:56,740 ♪ The hurt I feel is deep inside ♪ 185 00:08:56,776 --> 00:08:59,243 ♪ Inside 186 00:08:59,278 --> 00:09:02,546 ♪ My planet's status has been denied ♪ 187 00:09:02,582 --> 00:09:04,281 Sorry, sorry, luv. 188 00:09:04,317 --> 00:09:05,516 Can you keep it down a bit? 189 00:09:05,551 --> 00:09:06,717 You're putting Uranus off his strike. 190 00:09:06,752 --> 00:09:08,686 Actually, it's pronounced Ur-anus. 191 00:09:10,256 --> 00:09:11,689 Why did I ever hang out with those dorks? 192 00:09:12,892 --> 00:09:14,692 Hey, toots, you going our way? 193 00:09:14,727 --> 00:09:17,261 We're off to trash a planet a few light years away. 194 00:09:17,296 --> 00:09:18,429 You want to tag along? 195 00:09:18,464 --> 00:09:20,798 You can join us if you're cool. 196 00:09:20,833 --> 00:09:22,433 I'm not getting those back. 197 00:09:22,468 --> 00:09:25,503 Is minus-229 degrees cool enough for you? 198 00:09:27,940 --> 00:09:30,841 Yeah! 199 00:09:30,877 --> 00:09:33,744 ♪ Ba-na-na-na! 200 00:09:33,779 --> 00:09:36,847 ♪ Ba-na-na-na! 201 00:09:36,883 --> 00:09:39,350 ♪ Ba-na-na-na! Ba-na-na-na! Ba-na-na-na! ♪ 202 00:09:39,385 --> 00:09:41,385 ♪ Ba-na-na-na! Ba-na-na-na! Ba-na-na-na! ♪ 203 00:09:41,420 --> 00:09:42,486 ♪ Ba-na-na-na! 204 00:09:42,522 --> 00:09:43,487 ♪ Ba-na-na-na! 205 00:09:43,523 --> 00:09:47,858 ♪ Ba-na-na-na-na-na! 206 00:09:47,894 --> 00:09:49,426 ♪ Ba-na-na... Whoa! 207 00:09:50,296 --> 00:09:52,596 Oh, sorry, honey. 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