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So how are you doing today?
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"Good, thanks."
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Gumball, you need to make
eye contact with people.
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It's how you show them you care
about what they have to say.
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- Ugh! Fine.
- Thank you.
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Better?
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Ugh, what?
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What are you eating, anyway?
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I don't know, food.
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That really doesn't look like
a very balanced diet.
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What about your greens?
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All the animals on this plate
were vegetarian.
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You really shouldn't
be eating that.
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Too much greasy food is very bad
for your digestive system.
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There.
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That was really wasteful.
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Fine!
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- Happy now?!
- No!
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Now it's been in the trash,
it's way worse for you
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than it was in the first place.
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What do you want from me?!
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Please don't talk
with your mouth full.
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You increase
the risk of choking by 75%.
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Stop telling me what to d...
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Careful how you hold your pen.
That's how you get a cramp.
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Miss Simian is
just trying to do her job.
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Teachers have feelings,
too, you know?
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Simian doesn't have feelings.
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Now, that's not true.
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I have bitterness, I have fury,
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and my personal favorite...
Schadenfreude.
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Schadenfreude?
What's that?
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The pleasure I'll get from watching
you clean the wall... with this.
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I'm telling you, dude,
Carmen's more smug than Anais
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when she does her
wiener-dog face. Her what now?
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You know, when she uses a
clever word, and her face is all like,
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"Mm-hmm."
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Shh!
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This is a library.
People are trying to work.
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If you work in silence,
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your success will make
the noise.
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What... You're
making noise by telling me off!
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The only time you're allowed
to make noise in the library
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is when you tell someone else
not to make noise in the library.
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So I will permit what you
just said, but nothing else.
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By the way, you shouldn't slouch in
your chair. It's stunting your growth.
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See what I mean?!
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I think she's got a point.
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Anyways, she's just trying
to help you be a better person.
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Exactly, she's raising the bar!
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Which is totally unfair
for someone like me,
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who liked the bar
exactly where it was.
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It's only
constructive criticism.
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She wouldn't go around
body-shaming people
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or mocking people for being old,
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so why is it okay to go after me
because I'm wrong?!
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She's wrong-shaming me!
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Uh, uh...
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Actually, it totally sounds
like a legit cause
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when you add
the word "shaming" at the end.
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I'm gonna give her
a taste of her own medicine.
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Three smug-jections per day,
two doses of patron-icillin,
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and one curt-esy colonic.
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Oh, uh, please, sir,
you can have my seat.
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Aha!
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Busted!
What?
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Don't you think
it's pretty age-ist
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to offer Marvin your seat?
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Surely the fact
he's so old means he's had
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way more experience standing up
than everyone else.
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I got steel plates
in my legs. See?
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He's got legs of steel.
Aah! Aah!
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I'm not sure that's
what he meant. Aah!
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Oh, so what gives you
the right to decide... Oh.
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Aah! Aah! Ohh!
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Okay, so, heating the copper
should oxidize the...
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You know what
your problem is, Carmen?
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You're not even doing
an experiment.
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You're just following orders.
Where's the innovation?
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How can we be expected
to discover new elements
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if you're so concerned
with "playing by the rules"?
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Uh, I'm pretty sure there
are no more elements
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left to be discovered, Gumball.
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You're forgetting
the element of surprise.
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Wait, what did you put
in your beaker?
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A dash of the unexpected,
a drop of the unforeseen,
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and a pinch
of the unpr-r-redictable.
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Gumball!
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I take back everything I said.
You're a genius!
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Thank you, giant, melted,
poodle-meatball thing.
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You're right,
my disgusting friend.
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This warrants
a celebratory boogie.
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Uh, what's going on here?
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He asked me to plug him
into Ranblur.
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Ranblur?
What is that, a website?
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It's more like
a bare-knuckle fight
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to see who's the most
tolerant person on the Internet.
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Why? Isn't tolerance
about being philanthropic?
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Hm-hmm.
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What? Just thinking
about wiener dogs.
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But, yeah, no, tolerance
on the Internet these days
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is more about destroying people
in an argument.
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I know tongue-fu.
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Show me.
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Have you ever
tried whole-grain bread?
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It's far better for you.
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Not everyone can afford
organic stores, Carmen.
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Maybe you should check
your privilege.
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I just meant that eating
too much processed food
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is a big factor in weight
gain and... And what?
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Big people shouldn't be proud
of who they are?
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Uh, no!
Of course not!
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I mean, ask your doctor,
and he will tell you...
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"He"? Why would you assume
the doctor was a he?
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Is it because you assume
a woman can't be a doctor?!
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Aah!
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What is this?
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I have studied the martial ways
of the social-justice warrior.
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Fight me in an argument,
if you dare.
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Perish under the sword
of my self-righteousness.
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But, Gumball,
exploiting those powers
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to win some petty argument
will just hurt the cause
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of the people
who really need our help.
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Wait, no... my powers!
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Instead of fighting,
why don't we just hug it out?
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Wait! Stop!
What are you doing?
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I forgive you.
No!
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The shame I've cast...
It's all coming back at me!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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And I can't even be angry
about it.
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Ninja!
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- Why are you even doing this?
- I owe it to our classmates
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to expose Carmen
as the hypocrite she is,
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and humiliate her
in front of everyone at school.
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Then, we'll see
who's the best person.
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Okay, first, you're the only
person who's exposed right now.
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Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
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I meant exposed as the
bad person in this scenario.
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And secondly
you're wasting your time.
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You won't find any dirt on her.
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I thought you came here
to help me.
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Yeah, to help you realize
you're wrong.
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You need to stop hearing
only what you want to hear.
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You're right, victory is near.
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No way!
What?
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Carmen used to lead
quite the thug life.
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Look at this...
Truancy, fights, cheating!
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Oh, no.
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Graffiti, dude...
It's on the wall.
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The police don't go around
drawing toot bubbles
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- on a crime scene.
- No, wait, look, look, look!
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This is the video
of her getting expelled
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from her previous school.
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Police forcibly removed
a local girl who had been
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expelled from Franklin
Junior High this morning.
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She was horrible.
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She kept disrespecting me,
making fun of my face,
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saying things like,
"Hey, Blurry McBlurrerson,
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if you were a movie, you
would be a pirate screener."
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Here she comes!
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What are you doing?!
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I'm gonna up load this
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and message everyone we
know to watch it. What?! No!
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But why? Because it's evil,
and she turned her life around!
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She's only trying
to help you be a better person!
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And so what if she's
a little smug about it?
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Just continue fighting while
I come up with a valid argument!
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Aah!
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Oh, dagnabbit! You're right.
She doesn't deserve this.
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There you go.
Now you're being the better man.
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Come on.
Let's get out of here.
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Aah!
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How many people did you send
that video to?!
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What do you mean I sent it?
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Well, there's always
more than one person to blame.
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Like, if there was
a car accident,
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who's fault is it,
the guy who ran a red light,
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or the Mesopotamian dude
who invented the wheel?
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Whatever!
We sent it to everyone we know!
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We got to stop them
from watching it!
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That was from Gumball.
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That was from Darwin.
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That was from Penny.
That was from Carry.
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What the...
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What sort of phone is that?
Can you even watch videos on it?
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What's a phone?
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I use this here thingamajig
to smarten out folks
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with flared pants
and colorful knit wear.
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My papa says their activity is
gonna bring 'bout the apocalypse.
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Nah, never mind.
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You have mail.
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Hey, Queri, read my e-mail.
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Hey, Queri, divide zero by zero.
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Dividing by zero.
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Ah.
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What the...
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Oh, dagnabbit!
She was the last one!
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No, she wasn't.
What about Alan?
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What?
It seemed neater.
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Hey, Carmen.
I'm... so sorry.
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No one should ever have seen
that video.
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Well, I've seen
the video, Gumball.
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Oh, really?
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Yes. and I'm glad
it's out there.
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Wow. Th...
But, okay, wow. I...
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Thank you
for not being angry, I guess.
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Oh, I used to be angry,
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back when I was
at Franklin Junior High.
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But I worked hard
to improve myself.
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I hope you get there, too,
one day.
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Aww, that's... D...
Wait. What?
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And just one more word
of advice...
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If your gonna upload yourself
to the Internet,
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maybe wear some pants.