So how are you doing today?
"Good, thanks."
Gumball, you need to make eye contact with people.
It's how you show them you care about what they have to say.
- Ugh! Fine. - Thank you.
Better?
Ugh, what?
What are you eating, anyway?
I don't know, food.
That really doesn't look like a very balanced diet.
What about your greens?
All the animals on this plate were vegetarian.
You really shouldn't be eating that.
Too much greasy food is very bad for your digestive system.
There.
That was really wasteful.
Fine!
- Happy now?! - No!
Now it's been in the trash, it's way worse for you
than it was in the first place.
What do you want from me?!
Please don't talk with your mouth full.
You increase the risk of choking by 75%.
Stop telling me what to d...
Careful how you hold your pen. That's how you get a cramp.
Miss Simian is just trying to do her job.
Teachers have feelings, too, you know?
Simian doesn't have feelings.
Now, that's not true.
I have bitterness, I have fury,
and my personal favorite... Schadenfreude.
Schadenfreude? What's that?
The pleasure I'll get from watching you clean the wall... with this.
I'm telling you, dude, Carmen's more smug than Anais
when she does her wiener-dog face. Her what now?
You know, when she uses a clever word, and her face is all like,
"Mm-hmm."
Shh!
This is a library. People are trying to work.
If you work in silence,
your success will make the noise.
What... You're making noise by telling me off!
The only time you're allowed to make noise in the library
is when you tell someone else not to make noise in the library.
So I will permit what you just said, but nothing else.
By the way, you shouldn't slouch in your chair. It's stunting your growth.
See what I mean?!
I think she's got a point.
Anyways, she's just trying to help you be a better person.
Exactly, she's raising the bar!
Which is totally unfair for someone like me,
who liked the bar exactly where it was.
It's only constructive criticism.
She wouldn't go around body-shaming people
or mocking people for being old,
so why is it okay to go after me because I'm wrong?!
She's wrong-shaming me!
Uh, uh...
Actually, it totally sounds like a legit cause
when you add the word "shaming" at the end.
I'm gonna give her a taste of her own medicine.
Three smug-jections per day, two doses of patron-icillin,
and one curt-esy colonic.
Oh, uh, please, sir, you can have my seat.
Aha!
Busted! What?
Don't you think it's pretty age-ist
to offer Marvin your seat?
Surely the fact he's so old means he's had
way more experience standing up than everyone else.
I got steel plates in my legs. See?
He's got legs of steel. Aah! Aah!
I'm not sure that's what he meant. Aah!
Oh, so what gives you the right to decide... Oh.
Aah! Aah! Ohh!
Okay, so, heating the copper should oxidize the...
You know what your problem is, Carmen?
You're not even doing an experiment.
You're just following orders. Where's the innovation?
How can we be expected to discover new elements
if you're so concerned with "playing by the rules"?
Uh, I'm pretty sure there are no more elements
left to be discovered, Gumball.
You're forgetting the element of surprise.
Wait, what did you put in your beaker?
A dash of the unexpected, a drop of the unforeseen,
and a pinch of the unpr-r-redictable.
Gumball!
I take back everything I said. You're a genius!
Thank you, giant, melted, poodle-meatball thing.
You're right, my disgusting friend.
This warrants a celebratory boogie.
Uh, what's going on here?
He asked me to plug him into Ranblur.
Ranblur? What is that, a website?
It's more like a bare-knuckle fight
to see who's the most tolerant person on the Internet.
Why? Isn't tolerance about being philanthropic?
Hm-hmm.
What? Just thinking about wiener dogs.
But, yeah, no, tolerance on the Internet these days
is more about destroying people in an argument.
I know tongue-fu.
Show me.
Have you ever tried whole-grain bread?
It's far better for you.
Not everyone can afford organic stores, Carmen.
Maybe you should check your privilege.
I just meant that eating too much processed food
is a big factor in weight gain and... And what?
Big people shouldn't be proud of who they are?
Uh, no! Of course not!
I mean, ask your doctor, and he will tell you...
"He"? Why would you assume the doctor was a he?
Is it because you assume a woman can't be a doctor?!
Aah!
What is this?
I have studied the martial ways of the social-justice warrior.
Fight me in an argument, if you dare.
Perish under the sword of my self-righteousness.
But, Gumball, exploiting those powers
to win some petty argument will just hurt the cause
of the people who really need our help.
Wait, no... my powers!
Instead of fighting, why don't we just hug it out?
Wait! Stop! What are you doing?
I forgive you. No!
The shame I've cast... It's all coming back at me!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
And I can't even be angry about it.
Ninja!
- Why are you even doing this? - I owe it to our classmates
to expose Carmen as the hypocrite she is,
and humiliate her in front of everyone at school.
Then, we'll see who's the best person.
Okay, first, you're the only person who's exposed right now.
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
I meant exposed as the bad person in this scenario.
And secondly you're wasting your time.
You won't find any dirt on her.
I thought you came here to help me.
Yeah, to help you realize you're wrong.
You need to stop hearing only what you want to hear.
You're right, victory is near.
No way! What?
Carmen used to lead quite the thug life.
Look at this... Truancy, fights, cheating!
Oh, no.
Graffiti, dude... It's on the wall.
The police don't go around drawing toot bubbles
- on a crime scene. - No, wait, look, look, look!
This is the video of her getting expelled
from her previous school.
Police forcibly removed a local girl who had been
expelled from Franklin Junior High this morning.
She was horrible.
She kept disrespecting me, making fun of my face,
saying things like, "Hey, Blurry McBlurrerson,
if you were a movie, you would be a pirate screener."
Here she comes!
What are you doing?!
I'm gonna up load this
and message everyone we know to watch it. What?! No!
But why? Because it's evil, and she turned her life around!
She's only trying to help you be a better person!
And so what if she's a little smug about it?
Just continue fighting while I come up with a valid argument!
Aah!
Oh, dagnabbit! You're right. She doesn't deserve this.
There you go. Now you're being the better man.
Come on. Let's get out of here.
Aah!
How many people did you send that video to?!
What do you mean I sent it?
Well, there's always more than one person to blame.
Like, if there was a car accident,
who's fault is it, the guy who ran a red light,
or the Mesopotamian dude who invented the wheel?
Whatever! We sent it to everyone we know!
We got to stop them from watching it!
That was from Gumball.
That was from Darwin.
That was from Penny. That was from Carry.
What the...
What sort of phone is that? Can you even watch videos on it?
What's a phone?
I use this here thingamajig to smarten out folks
with flared pants and colorful knit wear.
My papa says their activity is gonna bring 'bout the apocalypse.
Nah, never mind.
You have mail.
Hey, Queri, read my e-mail.
Hey, Queri, divide zero by zero.
Dividing by zero.
Ah.
What the...
Oh, dagnabbit! She was the last one!
No, she wasn't. What about Alan?
What? It seemed neater.
Hey, Carmen. I'm... so sorry.
No one should ever have seen that video.
Well, I've seen the video, Gumball.
Oh, really?
Yes. and I'm glad it's out there.
Wow. Th... But, okay, wow. I...
Thank you for not being angry, I guess.
Oh, I used to be angry,
back when I was at Franklin Junior High.
But I worked hard to improve myself.
I hope you get there, too, one day.
Aww, that's... D... Wait. What?
And just one more word of advice...
If your gonna upload yourself to the Internet,
maybe wear some pants.