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Just close your eyes
and breathe deeply.

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You can do this.

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It's only driving a car,
it's only driving a --

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Watch out!

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I'm the one who needs help here.

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You said you read
the baby books this time.

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I did read them.
But there was nothing about

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handling this level of stress
in "The Ugly Duckling."

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Not the books for babies,
the book about babies!

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Stop screaming at me.

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All you have to do right now
is not have a baby.

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You do that every day.

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I'm just asking
for a little sympathy here.

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How about some sympathy pains?

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There you go.
Make yourself comfortable.

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I, for one, cannot wait
to meet our new little sister.

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I know, right?

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It'll really improve our game
of Knights and Princesses.

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And having a sister
will make us better listeners.

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Exactly. And having a sister
will make us better listeners.

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Plus we'll look cool when
we protect her from bullies.

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Why, you little!

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Okay, maybe not.

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But at least she'll hook us up
with her friends

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when the time comes
for us to get married.

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I don't know, man. They'll
always be a lot younger than us.

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But if we take
good care of them,

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they can return the favor
when we're old.

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, either way,
I can't wait to meet her.

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- She's coming!
- I mean, I could wait a little.

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Hold on, honey.
We're almost there.

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- I just have to park.
- No time!

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Okay.
We'll use the drive-thru.

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There isn't a drive-thru
at the hospital!

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Push.

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Congratulations.

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There is now.

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Boys, say hello
to your little sister.

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Anais. Anais.

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Aww, look at her.

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She's so sweet,
she's given me cavities.

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Um, dude, I -- I think
you had a little accident.

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It's just my heart melting.

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And here we witness
the delicate first seconds

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in the life
of a great bald eagle.

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But who would expect
such a sweet chick to also be

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a natural born killer?

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If sharing is caring,

50
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then this is the eagle
that just don't care.

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There's no way Anais
would have pushed us

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out of the car on purpose.

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You know why?

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Because all babies
are born innocent.

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And if you thought
all babies were born innocent,

56
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check out these baby sharks
eating each other

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before they're even born.

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Wait. Maybe she did it
because she was scared?

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So what do people do
when someone's scared?

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Hmm.

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Pull yourself together!
You're being hysterical!

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Okay, I meant what do
morally well-balanced people
do when they're scared?

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We show her
how much we love her.

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I love you
and value your companionship!

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Dude!

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That's better.
See? Happy baby.

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Hey, Anais.

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What's that you're drawing?

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Oh. Very good.

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Is that Mommy?
- Mm.

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-Mm.

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And where are we?

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Oh, we're the flowers?

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Mnh-mnh.

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Oh. Right.

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Er, let's play a game.
You want to play a game?

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Okay, this one is called
hide and seek.

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We close our eyes and count,
and you hide.

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Ready?
- Mm.

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10.

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Ready or not, here we come.

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Hey!
Where are you going?

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That was terrifying.

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Yeah, well, at least your soul
was going upwards.

85
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All right,
I've had enough of you.

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You're going right back
to where you came from.

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Hey, what's that?

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"No one loves you.

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Signed, Gumball and Darwin."

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I would never write
something like that.

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"No won luvs u."

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Well, yeah, that's more like it.

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What is going on here?

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Mnh-mnh.

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Mnh-mnh.

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Mm-hmm

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It's a trap! It's a trap!

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Listen, I'm not jealous.

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It's just, you know how
adopting Darwin

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really brightened
everyone's lives?

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Well, don't you think it's time
we gave that gift of happiness

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to another family?

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And by "that gift of happiness,"
I mean Anais.

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And by "another family," I mean
a pack of scavenging hyenas.

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Look, I understand.

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You're no longer
the babies of the house,

107
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and that's a big adjustment.

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It was difficult
for your father, as well.

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But just because there's
a new baby in the house,

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doesn't mean
I'll love you any less.

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So you mean love multiplies?

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No, it divides.
But I'll take the difference

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from your dad's portion and
hope our marriage survives
until you go to college.

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Mm

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Now let's hug.

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Maybe Mrs. Mom is right.

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Anais isn't the problem.
We are.

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Come on, let's play with her.

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Peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo.

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Hmm. Let's try it
with funnier faces.

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Peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo.

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Ah, come on.

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Peek-a... Peek-a...

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...boom.

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Huh?

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Mm.

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I'm gonna go for a drive.

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Darwin, no!

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Hmm

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What has she done to our cereal?

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Mm, it looks okay.

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Why's she doing the face, then?

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There's enough sugar in here

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to clog your arteries
in a couple of spoonfuls.

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I can't take this anymore.

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I'm getting anxiety attacks.

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Oh, thank you.

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Get away.

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-There, there.

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You know what they say.
What doesn't kill you --

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Will try again later.
We have to counter-attack.

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But how?
She smarter than us.

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Huh?

144
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Yeah, she might be terrifyingly
intelligent for her age,

145
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but she's still her age.

146
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Ha! You fool!

147
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You fell into our trap.
You lose.

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Hear our superior laughter.

149
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And now we're gonna send you
as unlabelled meat

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to the dog-food factory.

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So no one's actually coming
to collect her?

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'Course not. We're just gonna
leave her outside

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until she's stewed long enough
for her cold, dark heart

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to melt a little.

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- Oh, my gosh, that's horrible.
- It's fine.

156
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We're only giving
her a little scare to
assert our authority.

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No, I meant that's horrible.

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Gumball!

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Oh, yeah, sorry.

160
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It's your turn to pass out now.

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Anais?!
Where are you?!

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There. Look.

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No.
We have to save her.

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Oh, ha. I guess there is
an advantage to being 2-D.

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No!

166
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Good work, buddy!

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Oh, come on.

168
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I really wish Mom
didn't raise me so well,

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'causes this deserves
a much stronger cuss word

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than fiddlesti-i-i-i-i-i-cks!

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Anais, we're so sorry.

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- We're so, so sorry.
- So sorry.

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I'm sorry.

174
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Huh?
Anais, where are you?!

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Anais! Anais!

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- We thought you were gone.
- We -- we --

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We thought we'd lost you.

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Hmm?

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Mm.

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Guh...

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Oh, my gosh, her first words.

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Gumbhh...

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Yes, yes, "Gumball."
It's me.

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She's trying to say my name.

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Gum-gum.

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Yes

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Gumball did it.