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Uh, can I just...

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Oh, yeah. Sorry.

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Uh, right.

4
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I was just trying
to get past, but...

5
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Yeah. Right.

6
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Well, uh, h-have a good one.

7
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Sure.

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And you.

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Yeah.

10
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Okay, relax, man.

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It's weird, but you can do this.

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Just focus on your breathing.

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Deep breaths.

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It'll make
the weirdness go away.

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Aw, man!
I can hear his breathing!

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Just stay on it, Gumball.

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Relax harder!

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What is he doing in there?!

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Never mind.
Just inhale and exhale.

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Nope.
Yep, not gonna happen.

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Mm.

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Oh. Too early.

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No, wait!

24
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And then all the water
flows over the edge.

25
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More water
than you can ever imagine.

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So much water, gushing.

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A torrent of water.

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Then it floods
into another river.

29
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Oh, yeah.

30
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Oh, yes!

31
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Uh, uh, uh!
Hold on.

32
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Hey! Um, I-I was just checking
that you weren't, um...

33
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Never mind.

34
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You go! You go.
I'll just hang out and watch.

35
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No, no! I meant "wait"!
I'll hang out and wait!

36
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Hold on.
What am I doing?

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This is my chance!

38
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What the...
How?!

39
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You like my new shoes?

40
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I thought
I'd mix it up a little.

41
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It can't go on like this.
I know.

42
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It's been so long
since I had a bathroom break,

43
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I can't laugh without gargling.

44
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Okay, first of all, ew.

45
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And secondly, I'm talking
about the insane levels

46
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of cringe between us.

47
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It has to stop.
But how?

48
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We have to air out
the awkwardness,

49
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let it all hang out,
free and loose,

50
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flopping in the wind
like a panting dog's tongue.

51
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That sounds
awkward enough already.

52
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And then we'll roll
in our awkwardness!

53
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Slather ourselves in it like
a couple of oiled-up prize hogs

54
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until the bitter shame
finally tastes sweet!

55
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I feel like I need a shower.

56
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Funny you should say that.

57
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1, 2, 3. Bam!
Gym shower!

58
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How's that for awkward?
Whaat?

59
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Just realized you are
very much wearing shorts.

60
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So? What's the problem?

61
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If anything,
it makes it more awkward.

62
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Uh, yeah, for me!

63
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That's like showing up
for a costume party

64
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when everyone else is dressed
for a black-tie event.

65
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More like turned up
to a black-tie event

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only wearing a black tie.

67
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This won't work
if we can't reach full cringe.

68
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It's like a hot-air balloon
trying to take off.

69
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It's never gonna happen
if one of the guys

70
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is still wearing his pants.

71
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Wait. What?

72
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Come on, man!
Take 'em off!

73
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No way.
Just take 'em off!

74
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Leave it!
Just take off your clothes!

75
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You know what? I can't see
how this situation

76
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could get
any more cringe-worthy.

77
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Oh, I can. Moon landing.
What's that?

78
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Yep, good answer.

79
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But pass.

80
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Leave me alone!

81
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Come on, man!
That was nothing!

82
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We have to cringe so hard
that firemen

83
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will have to use a hydraulic
jack to unclench our heinies!

84
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Dude, please let me go!
You're insane!

85
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Wait. That's it!

86
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"Insane," "handsome,"
"talented"!

87
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No, I didn't say
"handsome" and "tal--"

88
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Talent show! Let's audition
for a talent show.

89
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Welcome to
"Elmore's Got Talent."

90
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Watch as the angler fish of fame

91
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lures small fry into its jaws

92
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using the blinding power
of starlight.

93
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Laugh at their crushed dreams.

94
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Applaud as we create
the idols of today

95
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so you can burn them tomorrow.

96
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And now for the worst audition
of the week.

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Oink-oink-oink.

98
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Akk-oy!
Ug-ug-ug-ug-ah.

99
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Oink-oink!
Gak-gak-gak-gak.

100
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Oink-oink!

101
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West Coast.

102
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Bak-oy!

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Bak-bak-bak-bak!
Oy-oy!

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Oink-oink!

105
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Aaaahhhhhh!

106
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You boys are very lucky
to be alive.

107
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You have experienced
a cringe level of 100,000 DJ.

108
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That's the equivalent of hearing
100,000 Dad Jokes all at once.

109
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I highly recommend stopping
whatever it is you're doing

110
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before you end up
with the clenching muscles

111
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of a 40-year-old clam.

112
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Thank you, Doctor,
but we've done enough.

113
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I think we cured it, man!

114
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I guess we're gonna have to
take things to the next level.

115
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Good evening, honey.

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When I said take things
to the next level,

117
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I didn't mean with my mom!

118
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Look, kiddo.

119
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I know it's hard for you.

120
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It's a big adjustment.

121
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Please.
Please don't.

122
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I'm not here
to replace your father,

123
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but know that if you want to

124
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you can call me Dad.

125
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You're a teenager,

126
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and you need a male role model
in your life.

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You are

128
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You are becoming a man,
and I know you have questions.

129
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So let me give you
"the talk."

130
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Now, when a man
truly loves a wom--

131
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Whoa!
That's a good one!

132
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I can already feel it
echoing through time!

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Time! Time!

134
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Hey, Gumball,
this is your brain.

135
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Enjoying the most beautiful day
of your life?

136
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Well, do you remember when...

137
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Say hello to Daddy.

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Hey, Gumball.
Feeling happy?

139
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Well, do you remember when...

140
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Hey, Gumball.
Enjoying your eternal rest?

141
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Well, do you remember when...

142
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Wait a minute.

143
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What's this?
Yeah, yeah, I know.

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Not my best look.
No need to rub it in.

145
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Yeah, I'm not talking
about the fact

146
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you look like the mushroom cloud

147
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from a girl-repellent atom bomb.

148
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Look here, in the corner.

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Ha! You look like the reason
top hats were invented.

150
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No, dude. I meant
we must have known each other

151
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when we were little kids.

152
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We've got history.
Do you understand?

153
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Right. I guess
we have shared emotions

154
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that run deeper than we thought.

155
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I am afraid there is
no avoiding the inevitable.

156
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I meant we have
to go back in time

157
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to find out why we feel
so awkward around each other.

158
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Oh, you're right.

159
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There!
This looks like Exhibit A

160
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in the court case
that gets you committed.

161
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I mean, why would a memory
machine need macaroni?

162
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They're cannelloni.

163
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They... cannellonise
the time f-flux.

164
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Look, in science, imagination

165
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is more important
than intelligence.

166
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Wow. You know that's
Albert Einstein, right?

167
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Really?
'Cause I got loads like that.

168
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Like, um...

169
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the bigger the bird,
the sweeter the curd.

170
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I think we just found Exhibit B.

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Just get in the box.

172
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So, what now?

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We go through the memories
of all our awkward encounters

174
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to find out
where this all started.

175
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This is it.

176
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The beginning
of our repressed memories.

177
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Come on!

178
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No standing on the bus!

179
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Uh... okay.

180
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You were
just brushing off your lap,

181
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weren't you?
Yeah.

182
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That was pretty awkward.

183
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Hey, I need
a photo for the school blog.

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That okay?

185
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- Oh.
- Uh...

186
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Could you get on with it,
please?!

187
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It's just,
I wanted a photo of the cake?

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- Oh. Uh...
- Oh.

189
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It was the shoes.
I swear.

190
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They -- They were
all new and squeaky.

191
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No, it wasn't.

192
00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:05,337
It's better to catch it early.

193
00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:07,616
Chicken pox can be a dangerous
disease when you're an adult.

194
00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,317
Hot Dog Guy's Yeah,
it's like sharing a bath

195
00:10:09,341 --> 00:10:10,986
with your siblings --
Harmless when you're a boy,

196
00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:13,880
but a bit more challenging
when you're a grown man.

197
00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,290
Aah! What the...

198
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:19,218
Remembering this only makes
things a million times worse!

199
00:10:19,251 --> 00:10:21,087
I thought we needed
to fight fire with fire,

200
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,554
but it only makes more fire!

201
00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:24,456
Which does make sense
if you think about it.

202
00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:27,159
Please don't tell me you're
gonna set fire to anything.

203
00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:28,695
No.
I was thinking more

204
00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:30,429
about fighting trauma
with trauma.

205
00:10:49,648 --> 00:10:51,718
Oh.
I remember nothing!

206
00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:54,086
I feel great!
Me too!

207
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,622
And...
this isn't awkward.

208
00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:59,258
No. No, no, no.
No, no.
No, no, no, no, no! Wa--

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00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,094
Uh?