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[ Upbeat music plays ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Dramatic flourish plays ]

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And in other news,
scientists have discovered

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a completely new color --

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a mixture of blue
and red called "bled."

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And here it is on TV
for the first time.

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Yeah, typical!

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Stuff always breaks just when
the warranty runs out.

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When did it run out?

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About 20 years ago.
Hmm.

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Uh, I think there's something
wrong with our mirror too.

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I don't think
that's the mirror.

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Yeah. You look like a pair
of English buttocks.

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Yeah, well, at least
I'm not eating kitty litter.

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Huh?

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Eww! Mom!

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Mom:
I got confused, okay?

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Everything was in black
and white at the supermarket.

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I chose that one because
I like the picture.

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It literally says
"non-clumping" on the box.

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Uh, I assumed that meant
it was full of fiber.

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Huh? Aah!

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Okay, something weird
is going on here.

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[ Horns honking ]

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What the what?

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[ Honking continues ]
[ Siren chirps ]

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All right, all right.
Everybody calm down.

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I'll take care of this.

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Okay, dark-gray car,
move forward.

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Aah! Not you!

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Light gray!
Reverse, reverse!

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Aah!

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Medium gray, move forward!

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Aah!

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Somebody do something!

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What is going on
around here?

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It's like the color's
been sucked out of the world.

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[ Cellphone chimes ]

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"Excited for our blind date
and first kiss.

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I'll be the one wearing gray."

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[ Gasps ] Huh?

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Eh.

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[ Grunting ]

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[ Crowd cheering ]
[ Whistle blows ]

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[ Cheering stops ]

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The spell is broken!

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I don't have to spend my life
supporting this team anymore.

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Now I can finally dedicate
my time to my real passion --

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close-up magic.

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And I can get back to
the greatest pastime of all --

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embroidery!

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Magic.
Embroidery.

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Magic!
Embroidery!

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[ Indistinct shouting ]

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Juicy!

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Hmm.
What's all this now?

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There's something
we're not seeing.

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[ Clang! ]
Oh! Dagnabbit.

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Oh!

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Aw, come on, man.

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No, no, no.
Watch out, dude.

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It's all right.
I got this.

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[ Clang! ]
Ow!

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Right in the...neck.

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Huh.
What's this?

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What is
going on here?

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This place looks like
a gas-station restroom

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under UV light.

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I know what happened.
Aah!
Aah!

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The kid who used
to clean off the tags

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hasn't come for a while.

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Uh, you got a -- you got
a little bit of paint on you.

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Ah.
Did I get it?

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Uh, yeah, sure.

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One last thing --
Could you point the way out?

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Sure,
it's that way.

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I really don't know why
I thought that would help.

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I think there might be
trouble ahead.

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Yeah.
I can smell it.

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[ Inhales sharply ]

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Well, it actually
smells like popcorn.

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[ Popping! ]
Aah! You can't stay here!

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What? Why?

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Aah! Aah!

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The sun! Aah!
The sun!

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What's wrong
with the sun?

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The nice boy who did
the recycling has given u--

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Wait, has what?

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[ Weakly ] He's given up.

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So what?
What the what, dude?!

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You look like
a trucker's elbow!

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You look like
a medieval coin sack!

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Wait a minute.

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They stopped recycling,
didn't they? [ Gasps ]

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And burned a hole
in the ozone layer!

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[ Stammering ]
Ah, I got it!

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Of course! The sewers!
Good idea!

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[ Splashes ]

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You meant use the cover
as a shade, didn't you?

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Yeah,
that's what you meant.

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[ Clang! ]
Hmm.

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What's going on here?
Stop!

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I'm sorry, kids,
but you can't go this way!
Why?

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The kid who used to feed
the ducks has stopped.

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Pbbt. So?

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So?

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[ Indistinct shouting
and screaming ]

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[ Birds cheeping ]

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Uh, I guess we'll go via
the old folks' home, then.

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I wouldn't.
Why?

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The kid who used to run
the bingo has stopped doing it.

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MAN: Mayday! Mayday!
We need backup!

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They're coming through
the gosh-darn walls!

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Aaah!

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Whoa.

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Turns out the rules of bingo
are the only rules

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in an old folks' home, huh?

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[ Explosion ]
Whoa!
All right, you know what?

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It's every man for himself now!
By the way, avoid the zoo!

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The kid who used to volunteer
there has given up too!

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[ Screeches ]

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[ Inhales sharply ]

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I think I'll take my chances
with the ducks.

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Dude, the atmosphere
is getting kind of creepy.

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Yeah.
It's like we're being hunted.

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[ Gasps ] Not hunted.
Scouted.

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[ Exhales slowly ]

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Clever boy.

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Scouts.

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Aah!

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[ Indistinct shouting ]

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You're scouts!

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Aren't you supposed to be nice,
build birdhouses,

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and play the bugle
and junk?

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Our scoutmaster left us, so
we're an army without a leader.

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This is our territory now.

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You're either with us
or against us.

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Aah! We're with you!
We're with you!

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Huh!
What's our motto, then?

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I'll give you a clue.
Starts with "B."

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"Be...lieve in men who wear
short shorts in the woods"?

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Badges!
Scouts love badges, right?

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You want badges?

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When the leader left,
we found his stash of badges.

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We have all the badges now.

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Wait, aren't you
supposed to earn them

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by actually
learning the skills?

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Pff.
Like, technically, yeah.

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So did you "technically"
learn how to tie knots?

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Uh...fshh.
Mm...

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Meh,
shame they didn't earn

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their self-defense badges
either.

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[ Thunder crashes ]

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Hmm. Looks like we found
the source of it all.

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Come on,
let's investi--

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Oh, what's the point,
Darwin?!

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We'll never figure out
what's going on!

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What am I talking about?
There's no reason we wouldn't.

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O-kay.

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No!

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Life just pointlessly
stirs up the dust

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that you'll
eventually turn into!

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[ Both sobbing ]

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Ah.
That makes sense. Alan.

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Someone like him gives up, then
the whole world loses its glow.

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Hey, Alan.
What's wrong?

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I've lost it.

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It's all right, man.

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Whatever it is, no one ever
thought you had it, anyway.

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Psht!
All right, fine.

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What have you lost,
Alan?

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My faith in the world.

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So that's why you stopped
all your voluntary work.

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But why?
You were doing great.

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No matter how much I try,
the world will never be perfect.

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Well, you got to get
back on the horse.

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Oh, why bother?

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Because we need people like you
to do all that work,

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so that people like me
don't have to.

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There's no point, Gumball.
People don't change.

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Goodness knows
I tried to stay positive

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and turn the other cheek.

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But what happens when you
run out of cheeks to turn?

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Well, I can think of
a couple more cheeks --

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But, Alan, you changed
the lives of so many people.

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Yeah,
but what about him?

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In spite of all the effort
I've made to be friends,

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he still
can't look me in the eye.

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Ha! That's not --
that's not true.

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Yes, Alan.

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We are frie--
[ Gags ]

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We are frie--
[ Gags ]

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See? He's physically
incapable of saying

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anything remotely positive
about me.

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Prove him wrong.
Give him a hug.

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Uh...eh...uh...

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There you go.
Good job.

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Give him a good squeeze.

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That's right.
Can you feel the love?

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Ah, no, no, no, no.
That's too much love.

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[ Gasping ]
See?!

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Well, I'm sorry, man, but that's
just not how life works, okay?

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Oh, really?
Then how does it work?

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[ Sighs ] Well, Alan,

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life doesn't work
in black and white.

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Let me give you
a little insight.

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♪ It's one big shade of gray

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And the dark kind,
I'm afraid to say.

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♪ Because there's war
and fighting ♪

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♪ And the bad guy often wins

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♪ So you have to find
some comfort ♪

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♪ in the smallest
little things ♪

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♪ There's shouting
and there's stealing ♪

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♪ There are mortgages to pay

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♪ But that's a grown-up thing,
and you are still a kid today ♪

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♪ The prospects for society
are turning for the worst ♪

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♪ The environment is suffering
and might not be reversed ♪

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♪ But at least the nasty kid
who makes every day so rough ♪

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♪ In the end gets hit by karma

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♪ Which will kind of
make you laugh ♪

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♪ And, sure, the future's
looking pretty grim ♪

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♪ The light on the horizon
is pretty dim ♪

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♪ But you're a kid and all of
life is still ahead of you ♪

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♪ Unlike the 90-something guy
who got the avian flu ♪

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♪ Life ain't perfect,
it's meh ♪

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♪ Some bits are okay,
but most of it is ugh ♪

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♪ Life ain't perfect,
it's meh ♪

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♪ You got to find the good

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♪ That's in this
great big load of... ♪

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Pbht!

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Gumball: ♪ And, yes, the more
you work on it ♪

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♪ The worse it seems to get

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Darwin:
♪ Looking at the news

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♪ Can make you break out
in a sweat ♪

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♪ That's the way life is
so you got to deal with it ♪

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♪ There's not much else
to say right now ♪

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♪ To lift your spirit

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[ Somber music plays ]

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♪ Tell me how's all that

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♪ Supposed to
make me feel better? ♪

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♪ My life's unraveling

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♪ Just like threads
pulled from a sweater ♪

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♪ There's no sunshine
in my future ♪

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♪ It is gray, desaturated

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♪ Tell me why
I shouldn't feel so deflated ♪

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Because...

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Because...

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♪ If you stop
halfway up the mountain ♪

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♪ You will never
see the view ♪

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♪ But when you look
how far you've climbed ♪

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♪ You'll find the courage
to pull through ♪

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00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,114
♪ You'll wonder
how on earth ♪

255
00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,983
♪ You can put up
with all of this ♪

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00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:20,788
♪ Then you'll come across
a memory of perfect bliss ♪

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♪ So keep following
the light ♪

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♪ No matter
how much your heart aches ♪

259
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♪ 'Cause this sad old world

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♪ Will need your hope to fix it
when it breaks ♪

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♪ And at times
when you can't take it ♪

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♪ And you want the day to end

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♪ Take my hand
and you will find ♪

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♪ Life is beautiful,
my friend ♪

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[ Birds chirping ]
[ Sighs ]

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Thank you, Gumball.

267
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:53,320
I guess this
makes us friends now.

268
00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:55,989
What? Pff!
No.

269
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Oh.

270
00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:00,027
All right.
Maybe a little.

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Mm!

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪