1 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:36,304 Wait! Stop! 2 00:00:36,337 --> 00:00:39,073 Give up. You have a 2% chance of defeating me. 3 00:00:39,107 --> 00:00:41,542 You have a 4% chalice of repeating me. 4 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:44,445 You have a squirrel chocolate geography hairbrush. 5 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:46,280 Wait! 6 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:50,118 We have to work together! 7 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:52,786 They say lions throw their cubs off ravines 8 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:55,823 and only raise the ones strong enough to climb back up. 9 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:56,866 Well, firstly, that's not true, 10 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,393 and it's also completely irrelevant to this story, 11 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:01,162 but it makes for a cool opening. 12 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:03,831 You might be wondering how things got to this point. 13 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:06,100 It all started yesterday evening. 14 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:09,203 I remember it as if it were yesterday... 15 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:10,471 evening. 16 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:11,881 Why do we have to go back to school? 17 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:12,949 We already wasted the whole day there! 18 00:01:12,973 --> 00:01:16,244 How can someone be so grumpy going to a charity ball, 19 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:18,312 especially when it's about building a better future 20 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:19,580 for children? 21 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:21,149 Yeah, one chocolate fountain at a time. 22 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:23,551 How are we supposed to raise awareness 23 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,895 for the children of tomorrow if we have low blood sugar today? 24 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,389 Maybe your generation should have thought about our future 25 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:29,823 before ruining the economy. 26 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:32,160 - And the environment. - And the education system. 27 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:34,228 And ruining Chat Snap by following their kids -- 28 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:36,164 Not related, but I think it should be said. 29 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:37,831 You think we had it easy? 30 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:40,201 When I finished high school, all I had was $3 in my pocket. 31 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:41,535 So, what did I do? 32 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:43,471 I bought a house, a car, and started a family. 33 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:45,673 And the other $2 went into my savings. 34 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:47,508 You guys just don't realize, do you? 35 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:50,178 I realize that, in spite of how self-entitled my kids are, 36 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:52,713 I still have space in my heart to think about their future. 37 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:55,525 More like space in your stomach for free prawn cocktails and fruit punch. 38 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:57,151 And if you really care about us, 39 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:58,428 why do we have to be stuck in a room 40 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,154 with some bargain-bin VHS tape 41 00:02:00,188 --> 00:02:02,590 while you animals party like it's 1999 BC? 42 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,392 For your information, 43 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:07,628 it will be a very formal and civilized evening. 44 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:09,430 ♪ I'm gonna rock you 45 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,165 ♪ Till ya do the rock and roll 46 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:12,433 ♪ Do the rock and roll 47 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:15,803 ♪ Do the rock and roll 48 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:18,239 ♪ 32 donkeys playing on a sled ♪ 49 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:20,908 ♪ One fell off it and hurt his leg ♪ 50 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:23,577 ♪ Santa called the doctor and the doctor said, ♪ 51 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:25,913 ♪ No more donkeys playing on the sled ♪ 52 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:28,549 ♪ 33 donkeys playing on a sled ♪ 53 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:30,184 This has to stop! 54 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:32,386 Really? Don't you wanna see what happens to the 32nd 55 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:33,621 gosh darn donkey?! 56 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,256 Yeah. At least it's a distraction. 57 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:41,829 Let us out! 58 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:45,266 Let us out! 59 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:46,667 Still no signal. 60 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,702 There must be some way to open that door. 61 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:50,604 I've tried everything. 62 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:52,849 Turning the handle clockwise, turning it counter-clockwise, 63 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:55,909 not turning it, staring at it for a while. 64 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:56,710 Telling you about it. 65 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:58,746 I'm more worried about the heat. 66 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:00,899 Is it me, or is the room getting globally much warmer? 67 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:08,456 Nah. Seems fine to me. I'm hungry. 68 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,361 Okay, I'd like to point out that, 69 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:15,563 as my parents paid for half of this fundraiser, 70 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:16,897 90% of that cookie belongs to me. 71 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,699 That's not how math works. 72 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:19,900 Check your textbook. 73 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,835 Fractions, fractions. Ah! 74 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:25,239 "Half always equals whatever Tobias wants?" What? 75 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:27,975 This textbook was generously funded by the Wilson family? 76 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:29,677 I'll look after that. 77 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:32,646 Mm, mm. You're welcome. 78 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,548 That's not fair! 79 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:35,992 Who knows how long we're gonna be stuck in here for? 80 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:37,951 We need to apportion our resources equally. 81 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:39,753 "Apportion resources equally"? 82 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:41,822 Sounds to me like high-falutin' city garble 83 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:43,457 to keep all the food for yourselves. 84 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:45,726 You should do what we simple country folk call 85 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:48,696 "good ol' fashioned equitable distribution of commodities." 86 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:51,031 What? 87 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:53,367 Yeah, Anais, you think you're so woke. 88 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:55,436 But if you truly cared about the cause, 89 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:57,514 you'd be giving that food to the endangered trees of the Amazon. 90 00:03:57,538 --> 00:03:59,407 - Wh-what? - Wake up, sheeple! 91 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:00,784 It's the other people we should worry about, 92 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:02,710 coming through that door and stealing our food! 93 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,654 The door is locked, Joe. That's the main part of our problem. 94 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:06,046 Not according to my sources! 95 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,957 And where are you getting your information from? 96 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:11,752 www.neckbeardfrogalternativetrut h.ru. 97 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:13,587 I'm too clever to let myself get manipulated 98 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:14,788 by the lamestream media -- 99 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:16,624 Which brings me to my next problem. 100 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:18,835 How you'll never find love and end up marrying an anime pillow? 101 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,528 No. That's number three. 102 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:22,406 I meant, I think I'm coming down with some weird disease. 103 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:23,840 The doctor said my heart's gone black 104 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:25,833 and my bad breath may be due to my soul rotting. 105 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:28,802 Well, there isn't much to discuss about that food anyway. 106 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:30,404 It already belongs to me. 107 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:33,841 Guys! 108 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:35,585 Shouldn't we focus on the rising temperature? 109 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:36,910 It's kind of boiling in here. 110 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:40,514 Literally. - I concur. 111 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:42,359 If the temperature continues to rise at this rate, 112 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:43,760 in three hours, this room will be lit. 113 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:46,354 - Sounds pretty good! - I mean literally on fire. 114 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:49,323 It is a scientific fact. - Bobert, facts are like stars. 115 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:51,535 They're always in the sky, but you can't always see them. 116 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:53,770 No. They're like shiny holes in the dark night of my ignorance, 117 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,363 and I don't like them! 118 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:57,565 Okay, guys, what are we gonna do about the food? 119 00:04:57,598 --> 00:04:59,700 Umm, fight? 120 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:08,676 Aah! 121 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:13,481 Huh? 122 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:17,918 Get off me! 123 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:20,721 Ow! Let me go! 124 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:24,392 Yaah! 125 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:26,460 Stop! 126 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:28,696 How about we hold an election to choose a leader? 127 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:33,033 Er, fellas, what about... 128 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:36,003 Can someone give me a hand? 129 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:37,605 Okay, I'm gonna pass out. 130 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:40,140 I'm -- I'm passing out. 131 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,909 Gone. 132 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:44,044 My slogan is easy to understand. 133 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,979 Vote for progressive distribution, 134 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,615 not regressive attribution. 135 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:49,417 That's about as easy to understand 136 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:50,694 as a Scottish scatman wearing a diving helmet! 137 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:52,586 Yeah! 138 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,822 Exactly. My slogan is much clearer -- vote for me. 139 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,590 I'll keep everything for myself. 140 00:05:56,624 --> 00:05:58,759 That sounds as fishy as your best friend's boyfriend 141 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,770 liking your Chatsnap photos at 3:00 in the morning! 142 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:02,430 Yeah! 143 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:03,707 And enough with the blah-blah and the politricks! 144 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:04,998 It's forcing me to think! 145 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,634 And thinking makes me angry! 146 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,070 Guys! Please calm down. 147 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:12,473 Can we at least talk about the temperature? 148 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:13,874 It's so hot in here, 149 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:15,743 the saliva in my mouth is starting to bubble. 150 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:17,645 We need to... 151 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:18,678 Aah! 152 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:24,418 Whoo! 153 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:26,954 I demand change! 154 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:31,592 But I'm offering you change! 155 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:33,136 Yeah, but it's the same change as before! 156 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,429 But nobody else is more competent than me 157 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:36,840 to take us through these hard times. 158 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:38,675 Enough with the competent people doing nothing! 159 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,634 We want incompetent people doing something! 160 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:42,035 The people are craving hope! 161 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,671 Did somebody call for... 162 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:45,473 A raving dope? 163 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:46,707 What? No. They said -- 164 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,175 The people have spoken! 165 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,177 If they want a slack-jawed bozo to take charge, 166 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:53,046 then I shall be their champion. 167 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,982 - But I -- - You want change?! 168 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:56,750 - Yeah! - Tired of fancy words? 169 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:59,186 -Yeah! -Then, how about this for a slogan? 170 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:05,526 -Yeah! -He's just saying what we're all thinking! 171 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:07,628 But what will you do about the temperature?! 172 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:08,905 There's no problem with the temperature. 173 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,230 Just look at yourself! 174 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,965 It's not hotter. It's just less cold. 175 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:14,101 Dude, your head is literally on fire! 176 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:15,536 No, it's not. 177 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:19,873 See? 178 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:21,709 Huh? 179 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:24,945 Okay, listen. You could vote for me, 180 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:27,156 and I promise I'll do my best to get us out of this situation. 181 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,583 Or you can vote for some loon in his underpants 182 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:32,095 who doesn't even know the meaning of the adversity we're all facing! 183 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:35,589 I know exactly what vardersity means! 184 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:37,801 Huh. What do you know. Turns out it's not some kind of dance. 185 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:39,760 Please. 186 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,595 This is serious. 187 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:43,897 Vote, and vote wisely. 188 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:47,868 Our future, everyone's future, depends on it. 189 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:52,806 I, Gumball T Watterson, do solemnly swear 190 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,183 that I will execute the office of leader of this group... 191 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:55,976 In their desire for change, 192 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:58,579 the people forgot that they could get short-changed. 193 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:01,148 But he's only one guy, I mean, how much harm can he --? 194 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:06,754 Stop! 195 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:08,255 And that brings us back to now. 196 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:10,958 I know they'll blame me, but it was once said 197 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:13,226 that the higher we soar, the smaller we appear 198 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:15,596 to salty little people who can't fly 'cause they're losers, 199 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:17,073 and therefore, blame you for every little thing, 200 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:18,675 even though they kind of elected you in the first place... 201 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:20,233 Gumball, what are you doing? 202 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:22,670 I'm dictating my memoir. What do you think of the title? 203 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:24,838 "An Eagle Amongst Pigeons." 204 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:27,140 - This is not the time. - Fine. 205 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,276 "He said confidently, before green lights 206 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:31,311 reflected in his fierce and furious eyes." 207 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:34,314 Gumball! You're responsible for the whole school falling apart! 208 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,884 Now, it's time to get your people back together! 209 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,786 All right, fine. 210 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:44,725 Everybody, stop! - Oh, come on. 211 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:48,796 In these troubled times, a true leader must take it upon himself 212 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:50,598 to unify his people. 213 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:53,233 Maybe what you need is a common enemy. 214 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,869 Someone to take the blame for the greater good. 215 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:01,341 And it is my duty to inform you that enemy... 216 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:04,344 ...is Anais. - What?! 217 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,355 What? You just nodded! I thought that meant you were cool it. 218 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,347 Ugh. 219 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:10,751 Anyone else wanna take the blame? 220 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:14,054 Quick! It's so hot, the whole school's crumbling! 221 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:16,323 Guys, wait for me! 222 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,626 What are we gonna do? 223 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:23,096 If we use everyone's skills, we can pull through this together! 224 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,231 Tobias, what are you doing? 225 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,033 Throwing money at the problem. 226 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,201 Okay, money isn't the solution to every problem. 227 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,703 It is if you've got enough. 228 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,308 Wait! I've got this. 229 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:36,977 Anais, say something clever. 230 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:39,312 Okay. We can eliminate the toxic particles in the smoke 231 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:41,466 by creating a filtration system using our wet clothes. 232 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:46,987 - Okay. Rude. - But effective. 233 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,957 Wait, what about the boiler? 234 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:52,960 It's a boiler Darwin! It boils! 235 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:54,662 Quick, we're almost there! 236 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:58,165 My face! 237 00:09:58,198 --> 00:09:59,900 Don't worry. I'll fix this! 238 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,670 Of course, the natural healing properties of plants! 239 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,705 Er, no. I mean she might not make it, 240 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:06,306 but at least she'll go down on fleek. 241 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,609 Come on, quick! 242 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:21,254 - We made it! - Yeah, but no thanks to them. 243 00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:28,061 That's right, Anais. 244 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:30,397 It's all thanks to me. 245 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,766 I mean, if I hadn't seized power after lying to everyone, 246 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,310 and embezzled all the food and fueled your differences 247 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,303 until you hated each other and started a civil war 248 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,247 in the school that almost led to your extinction, 249 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,841 you guys wouldn't be here being all chummy. 250 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,309 - Why you little... - Stop! 251 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,678 Yes. Enough of this violence! 252 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:46,192 No. It's just that, he was gonna miss. 253 00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:50,784 The important thing is, we all worked together. 254 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,920 It means there's still hope for the future. 255 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:54,873 We can leave the school a better place than we -- 256 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:02,062 Told you we should have done something about that overheating problem.