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Now!
Huh?

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Ow.

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Ow!

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Hyah!

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Why can't we
just have one treat?

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Because it's the end
of the month, and I
work a dead-end job

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where I get paid peanuts.

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That's not a figure of speech,
by the way.

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Then why are we even here?

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Because I asked for an advance
on my next quarter,

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and they said, "Yes."

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Great!
I know a place

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where we can get a full
shopping cart for 25 cents.

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It's called the 1860s.

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But not if you're shopping
for a good deal.

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- What's she doing?
- Sniffing out a bargain.

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Your mom's family always had

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this super ability
to save money.

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I mean, she had a bowl haircut
until she was 6,

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but her parents didn't want
to wear down a good bowl,

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so technically, she had

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a "doing a handstand
in a pothole" haircut.

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Aisle 13.

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Corned beef.

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"This can can be opened

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by women of reasonable
intelligence

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with limited male supervision"?

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Well, they're from
the '60s, but look,

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only 20 cents
for the whole pallet.

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I guess times were easier then

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if you were a man
and not a minority

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and were comfortable
with the constant threat

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of nuclear annihilation.

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Ha, how things
have changed, huh?

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Mm...

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Yeah.

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Hey. Hey!

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This is our food
for the next month.

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Back off, lady!
We saw it first.

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I grabbed it first!

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Just leave it already.
It's ours!

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Dad?

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Mom?

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Oh, I can't believe it! Yeah.

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You'd think that finding
a tooth in this can
would've put me off,

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and yet -- I meant

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how could you kids
invite them to the house?

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Because we deserve it, Mom.

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Think of it as a gift to us.

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True.

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I can't deny you the right
to know your grandparents

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just because of a grudge.

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What? No! I meant
that they owe us

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hundreds of Christmas presents.

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I really thought
I raised my children better.

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Yeah, you're right.
I'm sorry.

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We'd profit much more
if they bought

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one awesome, huge, lump present

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instead of a bunch
of crummy ones.

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Come on. Let's give this
another chance.
Okay.

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Just promise me
you'll be good this time.

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I can't just promise that.

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Why won't you open up?

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There's so much
bad history between us.

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I mean, we stopped talking
over 20 years ago.

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Why are you always
so hard inside?

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I guess it's a way
to protect myself, but...

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you're right.

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I'll try my best to be open.

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Thank you, Richard.

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Uh...

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...anytime?

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The atmosphere is so thick
you could cut it with a knife.

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What?
Oh, hang on.

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I said,
"The atmosphere is so thick

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you could
cut it with a knife."

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Maybe I'll join them
and try to lighten the mood.

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Hey, how about a joke?

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I like my coffee
the way I like jokes

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about the way I like my coffee.

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I don't.

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Wow, that's the second worst
that joke ever went down.

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It's not you, son.
They just blame each other

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for what happened between them,

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but no one really knows
whose fault it is.

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It's like "potato,"
"potart-wah."

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Who's to say which is wrong?

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There's only one way
to find out.

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Of course.
A backyard royal rumble.

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Last one standing
gets to name the vegetable.

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I mean we ask Mrs. Mom,
Grandpa Daniel,

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and Granny Mary
to air their issues,

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and we'll decide
who's in the wrong.

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And then we --It's pronounced
"potato,"

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and no one's doing
a Canadian Destroyer

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off a shed in the backyard.

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Oh...

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Okay, I'll start.

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You have always
been disappointed in me.

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Only because
we loved you.
No!

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Because you always had
insane expectations for me.

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Like how you made me wear

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those ridiculous clothes
my whole life.

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In life you have to dress
for the job you want.

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Don't you think you started
a little early?

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Congratulations to both of you.

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It's a...

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...CEO?

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Well, you were hardly
easy yourself.

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Remember that finger painting
you did for Mother's Day?

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Hmm?

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Ah.

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Well, maybe it all comes back

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to the stupid name you gave me.

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Uh, what's wrong with "Nicole"?

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"Nicole" is my middle name.

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My first name
is "Doctor."

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Oh, it's all very funny
until someone shouts,

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"Is there a doctor in
the house," and your
parents say, "Yes."

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Turns out people choking
on a chicken wing

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rarely stay conscious
long enough to enjoy
the punch line.

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But we only wanted
the best for you.

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What? Like the time I needed
a blood transfusion

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and you gave me
the wrong blood type?

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Why settle for B-
when you can have A+?

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Nothing was ever enough!

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You forced me to join
a gazillion after-school clubs.

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We gave you every possible
chance to succeed.

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Yeah! All at
the same time!

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Ha!

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That's a foul, Doctor Nicole.

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Why?
It wasn't
a karate match.

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It was a drama-club rehearsal
of "Madame Butterfly."

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Ha!

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That was the karate.

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What kind of childhood was that?

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I was only eight years old.

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Well, at that age,
I was already 10.

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See?
That's your problem.

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You always let your anger
get the better of you.

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I spent years fixing the
consequences of your outbursts.

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Oh, please! There's nothing
a child can break

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that can't be fixed
with a bit of duct tape.

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What about the time
you kicked the neighbor's car?

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Come on,
I wasn't that bad. You kidding me?

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You landed a kid
in the hospital.

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Literally.
Not to mention the time

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you stole our car
to see your boyfriend

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and landed in court.

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Guilty!

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Oops.

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Again, literally.

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What else was I supposed to do?

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You always disapproved
of Richard.

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You never thought
he was good enough for me.

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That's not true.

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Really? Still trying to set me
up with some banking dweeb?

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No offense, but we always
thought she could do better

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than a slacker
with a dead-end job

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who got their pants
at the Army surplus store

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in the parachute aisle. How dare you!

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My wife's behind is so small
only bats can hear her toot.

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I meant you. Then joke is on you.

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I don't have a job.

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But did you really
have to walk out like that?

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I left because
there was no point

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in trying to fix something
that was beyond repair.

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I wanted to start over
and create something better.

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Us too, but we were too old

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to have another chiiiild --

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We have a dog now.

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You never even
came to our wedding.

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- We did. We went to Rsvp.
- What?

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On your invite,
it said, "Rsvp." No, Mom.

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It said, "RSVP."
- Oh, right.

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Well, we went to the town
of Rsvp in Moldavia.

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I was the only woman
in the region.

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Everybody tried to marry me,
even a dog.

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Like I said, we have a dog now.

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Wait, is that why you sent
Richard and I divorce papers

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for our first anniversary?
- No, that was because

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you sent me
retirement-home leaflets

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for my 50th birthday...

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...with glitter!

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Well, that's because
you tried to ship

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Richard to Guatemala!

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No, that was after you took
power of attorney over us

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and got us committed
for six weeks!

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No, that was after
you paid for our honeymoon,

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but replaced Richard
with a neurosurgeon.

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Well, that was after --

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After...

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Uh...

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Uh... Mm.

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I don't remember.

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Me neither.

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Then why are you still
angry at each other?

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Why can't you just make peace?

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We were at peace, Darwin,

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separately.

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Okay.

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I know this is the cheapest,

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dirtiest kind
of emotional manipulation,

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but there's too much
on the line here, so...

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♪ 10,000 reasons to give up

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♪ Too many words that piled up

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I think we should go.

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♪ But you refuse
to try and mend

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♪ Your broken past
before the end ♪

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♪ Your heart's
too hard to understand ♪

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♪ That sands of time
slip through your hands ♪

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♪ And no excuses can erase

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♪ The scars of time
left on your face ♪

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♪ If it's too hard to forgive

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♪ Then just give

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♪ Let go of the weight
that won't let you live ♪

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♪ Why keep playing
this sad game ♪

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♪ Of who should really
take the blame? ♪

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♪ The memories will fade away

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♪ They're growing
further every day ♪

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♪ You want the stream
to change its course ♪

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♪ Before it floods you
with remorse ♪

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♪ You only need
to hit the brakes ♪

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♪ To free yourself
of your mistakes ♪

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♪ If it's too hard to forgive

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♪ Then just give

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♪ Let go of the weight
that won't let you live ♪

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Nicole, I --Look, I don't want to hear
your excuses.

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I just want you guys back.

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♪ Mm, mm, mm-mm, mm

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♪ Mm, mm, mm-mm, mm

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Well done, Gumball.

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You really summed up their
relationship with each other

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and helped them reconnect.

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What's that now?
You know,

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"If it's too hard to forgive,
then just give."

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Pfft!
That wasn't about them.

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That was about the Christmas
presents they owe us.

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Aah!