1 00:00:28,649 --> 00:00:30,271 Why do we have to do it in person? 2 00:00:30,306 --> 00:00:31,893 Can't we just pay the cable bill online? 3 00:00:31,928 --> 00:00:34,413 No, because our Internet has been cut off. 4 00:00:34,448 --> 00:00:35,932 Haven't you noticed how weird the kids 5 00:00:35,966 --> 00:00:37,071 have been acting lately? 6 00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:41,110 Memes. 7 00:00:41,144 --> 00:00:42,318 Fails. 8 00:00:42,352 --> 00:00:43,491 Kittens. 9 00:00:43,526 --> 00:00:44,872 Aw, give them time. 10 00:00:44,906 --> 00:00:47,357 I'm sure they'll discover all the good things IRL. 11 00:00:47,392 --> 00:00:49,221 You know, all the hashtag good things 12 00:00:49,256 --> 00:00:50,602 that aren't on the Internet. 13 00:00:50,636 --> 00:00:52,638 If you feel me, smash the like button below. 14 00:00:52,673 --> 00:00:53,846 What are you talking about? 15 00:00:53,881 --> 00:00:56,573 You know, all the good things, like... 16 00:00:57,678 --> 00:01:00,094 Really? You can't think of anything important to you 17 00:01:00,129 --> 00:01:01,475 that's not on the Internet? 18 00:01:01,509 --> 00:01:02,866 Something you've built your life around, 19 00:01:02,890 --> 00:01:04,478 giving you constant emotional support 20 00:01:04,512 --> 00:01:06,100 and joy through the years? 21 00:01:06,135 --> 00:01:07,446 Hmm-mnh. 22 00:01:07,481 --> 00:01:09,552 I'll give you a clue. It begins with "F." 23 00:01:09,586 --> 00:01:10,898 Foo-- 24 00:01:10,932 --> 00:01:12,417 Family. 25 00:01:12,451 --> 00:01:13,383 Seamless. 26 00:01:13,418 --> 00:01:15,109 Yeah. Nice save, honey. 27 00:01:15,144 --> 00:01:17,560 Now, you just stay here in the car while I go pay this bill. 28 00:01:18,940 --> 00:01:20,597 Excuse me. I'd like to pay this -- 29 00:01:22,358 --> 00:01:23,807 Yo? Yeah, hi. 30 00:01:23,842 --> 00:01:25,602 I'd like to pay this bill, please. 31 00:01:25,637 --> 00:01:28,053 In person? Yes, in person. 32 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,538 Not online? No, in person. 33 00:01:30,573 --> 00:01:31,746 Eh. Hey, Tony. 34 00:01:31,781 --> 00:01:33,886 We got a dinosaur out here. 35 00:01:33,921 --> 00:01:35,060 What, dinosaur?! 36 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:35,888 Where is it? Where is it? 37 00:01:35,923 --> 00:01:36,889 No, no, no, Tony. 38 00:01:36,924 --> 00:01:38,477 I mean like an old-fashioned person. 39 00:01:38,512 --> 00:01:40,514 Oh, thank goodness. Don't do that! 40 00:01:40,548 --> 00:01:42,550 You know I'm scared of dinosaurs! 41 00:01:42,585 --> 00:01:44,276 I-I'm sorry, man. 42 00:01:44,311 --> 00:01:45,519 Excuse me. 43 00:01:45,553 --> 00:01:47,141 Not to interrupt whatever this is, 44 00:01:47,176 --> 00:01:48,556 but where can I pay this? 45 00:01:48,591 --> 00:01:50,317 Fourth floor, they can help you there. 46 00:01:50,351 --> 00:01:52,388 Thank you. I am so sorry. 47 00:01:52,422 --> 00:01:53,422 Just don't! 48 00:01:59,602 --> 00:02:02,639 Sir, could you keep your sound system down, please? 49 00:02:02,674 --> 00:02:04,538 That's my stomach, Officer. 50 00:02:04,572 --> 00:02:06,022 I'm so hungry. 51 00:02:06,056 --> 00:02:08,921 In fact, I'm so hungry I think I'm hallucinating. 52 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,548 Wow, that was pointless. You're already a hot dog. 53 00:02:14,582 --> 00:02:16,077 For your information, the preferred term 54 00:02:16,101 --> 00:02:18,862 is "artificially flavored reconstituted meat snack." 55 00:02:18,897 --> 00:02:24,592 I suggest you get something to eat, sir. 56 00:02:24,627 --> 00:02:26,180 A vending machine, eh? 57 00:02:26,215 --> 00:02:28,700 Why not pop inside and get yourself something tasty, hmm? 58 00:02:28,734 --> 00:02:31,323 But I don't work there. Just bluff it out. 59 00:02:31,358 --> 00:02:32,566 Act as if you own the place, 60 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:33,981 and nobody will dare question you. 61 00:02:34,015 --> 00:02:36,777 But Nicole said I had to wait in the car. 62 00:02:36,811 --> 00:02:37,985 Hmm. 63 00:02:38,019 --> 00:02:39,538 Why are you always like this? 64 00:02:39,573 --> 00:02:41,195 Maybe you should sort out your own issues 65 00:02:41,230 --> 00:02:42,507 before advising other people. 66 00:02:42,541 --> 00:02:44,405 Aw, give it a rest, Goody Two-shoes. 67 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:46,269 Why don't you ever try to see things my way? 68 00:02:46,304 --> 00:02:47,650 Hmm. 69 00:02:47,684 --> 00:02:49,238 You don't have to listen to that guy. 70 00:02:49,272 --> 00:02:50,352 Why not teach him a lesson? 71 00:02:50,377 --> 00:02:51,412 Who are you calling... 72 00:02:53,518 --> 00:02:56,003 I either need some food or some therapy. 73 00:02:56,037 --> 00:02:57,384 Eh, chips are cheaper. 74 00:03:00,352 --> 00:03:02,389 Hmm, hmm. 75 00:03:02,423 --> 00:03:03,355 Excuse me, sir. 76 00:03:03,390 --> 00:03:04,908 Do you have an appointment? 77 00:03:04,943 --> 00:03:06,289 Uh... 78 00:03:06,324 --> 00:03:07,439 Just act like you own the place. 79 00:03:07,463 --> 00:03:09,568 I mean, where's the harm in that? 80 00:03:09,603 --> 00:03:11,052 Eh, just do what he says. 81 00:03:11,087 --> 00:03:11,881 I'm hungry. 82 00:03:11,915 --> 00:03:12,951 Uh, sir? 83 00:03:12,985 --> 00:03:16,265 I don't need an appointment. 84 00:03:16,299 --> 00:03:18,094 I own the place. 85 00:03:18,128 --> 00:03:19,854 I'm sorry for keeping you waiting, sir. 86 00:03:19,889 --> 00:03:22,409 Please don't fire me. I'll tell the CEO immediately. 87 00:03:23,755 --> 00:03:25,308 ♪ He's back - ♪ He's back?! 88 00:03:25,343 --> 00:03:26,689 ♪ I'll tell him right away 89 00:03:26,723 --> 00:03:28,277 ♪ He's back - ♪ He's back? 90 00:03:28,311 --> 00:03:29,761 ♪ A monumentous day 91 00:03:29,795 --> 00:03:31,245 ♪ Send somebody down to greet him ♪ 92 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,937 ♪ Who'd have thought I'd finally meet him? ♪ 93 00:03:33,972 --> 00:03:35,629 ♪ He's back ♪ Who's back? 94 00:03:35,663 --> 00:03:37,217 ♪ The founder of this place 95 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:38,528 ♪ Agog ♪ Aghast 96 00:03:38,563 --> 00:03:40,392 ♪ But no one's ever seen his face ♪ 97 00:03:40,427 --> 00:03:41,807 ♪ He's a genius of business 98 00:03:41,842 --> 00:03:43,740 ♪ Is there no limit to his wizness? ♪ 99 00:03:43,775 --> 00:03:46,191 It's pronounced "wiseness." 100 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,503 ♪ You're back I'm back? 101 00:03:47,537 --> 00:03:49,436 ♪ Will you please accept this gift? ♪ 102 00:03:49,470 --> 00:03:50,816 ♪ May I say, sir, you're my hero ♪ 103 00:03:50,851 --> 00:03:52,266 ♪ To have built this up from zero ♪ 104 00:03:52,301 --> 00:03:53,854 ♪ John, stop acting like a bootlick ♪ 105 00:03:53,888 --> 00:03:56,684 ♪ May I offer, Sir, a toothpick? ♪ 106 00:03:56,719 --> 00:03:58,686 ♪ He's back 107 00:03:58,721 --> 00:03:59,825 Uh... 108 00:03:59,860 --> 00:04:01,275 ♪ Here's accounts and acquisitions ♪ 109 00:04:01,310 --> 00:04:02,932 ♪ Asset strippers ♪ Statisticians 110 00:04:02,966 --> 00:04:04,278 Who can help me pay this bill? 111 00:04:04,313 --> 00:04:06,349 Try level seven. Ask for Phil. 112 00:04:06,384 --> 00:04:07,764 What's that awful stench of evil? 113 00:04:07,799 --> 00:04:10,146 Could be marketing. Or legal. 114 00:04:10,180 --> 00:04:12,148 ♪ They say he crushes rivals under foot ♪ 115 00:04:12,182 --> 00:04:13,736 ♪ Stripped departments, raised output ♪ 116 00:04:13,770 --> 00:04:15,151 ♪ Dare not look him in the eyes ♪ 117 00:04:15,185 --> 00:04:16,611 ♪ He's sure to cut you down to size ♪ 118 00:04:16,635 --> 00:04:18,016 ♪ I'm nervous, apprehensive ♪ 119 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:19,580 ♪ Quick, which tie looks more expensive? ♪ 120 00:04:19,604 --> 00:04:21,124 ♪ I heard he's a giant amongst giants ♪ 121 00:04:21,157 --> 00:04:22,779 ♪ Six foot six of raw defiance ♪ 122 00:04:22,814 --> 00:04:24,194 ♪ I heard short and quite abusive ♪ 123 00:04:24,229 --> 00:04:25,817 ♪ Who can say? He's so reclusive ♪ 124 00:04:25,851 --> 00:04:27,128 ♪ All fall silent at the ding ♪ 125 00:04:27,163 --> 00:04:28,716 ♪ What fresh vision will he bring? ♪ 126 00:04:28,751 --> 00:04:30,856 ♪ Sharing wisdom, insight, knack ♪ 127 00:04:32,582 --> 00:04:34,550 Welcome, Founder. You are back. 128 00:04:35,792 --> 00:04:37,760 Yes. 129 00:04:37,794 --> 00:04:41,142 I don't think that's him. 130 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,421 Aah! Of course it's him. 131 00:04:43,455 --> 00:04:44,812 What are the odds someone would show up 132 00:04:44,836 --> 00:04:46,262 pretending to be the founder on the exact day 133 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:49,944 we invited him to approve the new office design? 134 00:04:49,979 --> 00:04:52,844 Uh, yeah, is that guy going to be okay? 135 00:04:52,878 --> 00:04:54,984 Do you want him to be okay? 136 00:04:55,018 --> 00:04:56,675 Yes? 137 00:04:56,710 --> 00:04:59,057 Hello, Linda, there's a guy coming down to reception. 138 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:00,921 He's already landed? 139 00:05:00,955 --> 00:05:02,957 Well, sweep him up and pay his medical bills. 140 00:05:02,992 --> 00:05:04,718 He's going to be fine. 141 00:05:04,752 --> 00:05:06,064 Anyway, thanks for coming. 142 00:05:06,098 --> 00:05:07,583 We know you're nominally reclusive, 143 00:05:07,617 --> 00:05:08,905 never leave the house, and, frankly, 144 00:05:08,929 --> 00:05:10,286 we thought you'd been dead for years, 145 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,277 but we're glad you're here. Now, as you know, 146 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:15,798 we hired the most expensive architect money could buy. 147 00:05:15,832 --> 00:05:17,362 I tell you, I haven't seen so many zeroes 148 00:05:17,386 --> 00:05:19,560 since I walked through economy to get to first class. 149 00:05:19,595 --> 00:05:20,630 Am I right? 150 00:05:20,665 --> 00:05:22,149 Ha ha ha-ha! We're rich! 151 00:05:22,183 --> 00:05:24,393 I must warn you, his designs are pretty cutting-edge, 152 00:05:24,427 --> 00:05:25,680 but we know you're used to thinking 153 00:05:25,704 --> 00:05:27,188 outside the current aesthetic. 154 00:05:27,223 --> 00:05:29,708 Yeah, well, I know a long word, too. 155 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:35,369 Spaghetti. He's a genius. 156 00:05:35,404 --> 00:05:39,166 Okay. So allow me to present the bold new future of Chanax. 157 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:40,547 I love it. 158 00:05:40,581 --> 00:05:41,731 Don't you want me to take off the -- 159 00:05:41,755 --> 00:05:43,757 No! It's perfect as it is. 160 00:05:43,791 --> 00:05:45,759 Of course. Why didn't we see it before? 161 00:05:45,793 --> 00:05:47,588 The long, sleek columns, the wheel motifs, 162 00:05:47,623 --> 00:05:49,901 the bold silhouette, it's genius. 163 00:05:49,935 --> 00:05:52,593 Well, it certainly taps into the zeitgeist. 164 00:05:52,628 --> 00:05:54,802 Exactly, like a ghost on stilts. 165 00:05:54,837 --> 00:05:56,632 That's what I said, "A ghost on stilts." 166 00:05:56,666 --> 00:05:58,599 Nothing says business like a ghost on stilts. 167 00:05:58,634 --> 00:06:01,222 We'll get construction started right away. 168 00:06:01,257 --> 00:06:02,638 Sir, if I may say, 169 00:06:02,672 --> 00:06:04,305 for too long this company has been held back 170 00:06:04,329 --> 00:06:07,297 by mama's boys, vegetarians, and yes-men. 171 00:06:07,332 --> 00:06:08,816 Am I right? Yes! 172 00:06:08,851 --> 00:06:10,611 What we need now is exactly your kind 173 00:06:10,646 --> 00:06:11,923 of out-of-the-box thinking. 174 00:06:11,957 --> 00:06:13,925 Forget throwing caution to the wind. 175 00:06:13,959 --> 00:06:16,341 You take caution out for a lovely five-course meal, 176 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,653 meet caution's parents, 177 00:06:17,687 --> 00:06:19,216 then skip out the bathroom window during dessert, 178 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:20,380 leaving caution's dad, 179 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:21,934 who didn't like you in the first place, 180 00:06:21,967 --> 00:06:23,220 to pick up the tab while you circle around 181 00:06:23,244 --> 00:06:24,798 and set fire to caution's beach house. 182 00:06:24,832 --> 00:06:26,247 Am I right? Yes! 183 00:06:26,282 --> 00:06:27,732 So come on. 184 00:06:27,766 --> 00:06:29,537 I'm sure you have many more bold, seat-of-the-pants, 185 00:06:29,561 --> 00:06:32,392 pull-off-your-own-kneecaps-and - run-them-up-the-flagpole ideas 186 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:33,427 to share with us. 187 00:06:33,462 --> 00:06:35,602 Uh, yeah. I guess so. 188 00:06:35,636 --> 00:06:37,051 Yes. Yes, I do. 189 00:06:39,088 --> 00:06:41,918 We should start by making the floors less slippy. 190 00:06:43,092 --> 00:06:44,507 Hi. 191 00:06:44,542 --> 00:06:45,819 I'm sure you've noticed 192 00:06:45,853 --> 00:06:47,890 we've made a few changes here at Chanax, 193 00:06:47,924 --> 00:06:49,374 and because we value your opinion 194 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,341 but don't want to talk to you personally, 195 00:06:51,376 --> 00:06:54,379 I'll try and answer some of your questions in this video. 196 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,417 Since I've had my baby, can I switch to more flexible hours? 197 00:06:57,451 --> 00:07:00,040 That's right. The office chairs areboring. 198 00:07:00,074 --> 00:07:02,007 So we're replacing them with an alternative 199 00:07:02,042 --> 00:07:04,251 that's a bit more fun and works better. 200 00:07:04,285 --> 00:07:06,460 That's right. We're putting the "fun" 201 00:07:06,495 --> 00:07:09,256 in functionality. 202 00:07:09,290 --> 00:07:10,671 Funfunctionality. 203 00:07:12,673 --> 00:07:14,019 Whoa! 204 00:07:14,054 --> 00:07:15,652 Will the recent changes affect my pension? 205 00:07:15,676 --> 00:07:17,298 You can't work when you're hungry. 206 00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:20,750 That's why we're installing a pizza kiln at every workstation. 207 00:07:20,785 --> 00:07:22,718 It's too hot to work. 208 00:07:22,752 --> 00:07:25,065 What will happen to my dental plan? 209 00:07:25,099 --> 00:07:27,792 Exactly. We've replaced all the stairs 210 00:07:27,826 --> 00:07:29,966 in the building with slides and flumes. 211 00:07:30,001 --> 00:07:32,175 There's nothing there. It is just a sheer drop. 212 00:07:32,210 --> 00:07:33,832 It'll be done by the time this goes out. 213 00:07:33,867 --> 00:07:35,558 We'll cut it in later. Just jump. 214 00:07:35,593 --> 00:07:36,456 Eh. 215 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:38,250 Whee! 216 00:07:38,285 --> 00:07:39,597 Ow! 217 00:07:39,631 --> 00:07:40,701 Whee! 218 00:07:40,736 --> 00:07:42,082 Wow, that was so funfunctional. 219 00:07:42,116 --> 00:07:44,015 It works a dream. But what about me? 220 00:07:44,049 --> 00:07:45,395 I'm on a temporary contract. 221 00:07:45,430 --> 00:07:47,501 How will I be affected? And the office itself? 222 00:07:47,536 --> 00:07:50,642 Well, as part of our continuing vision, we are redesigning, 223 00:07:50,677 --> 00:07:53,887 starting with totally removing the structural foundations. 224 00:07:55,992 --> 00:07:57,856 And we've got other exciting innovations 225 00:07:57,891 --> 00:08:00,307 on the way, too, like the double-kiln. 226 00:08:00,341 --> 00:08:01,733 What's with the ridiculous new office furniture? 227 00:08:01,757 --> 00:08:02,585 Why aren't I allowed to open... 228 00:08:02,620 --> 00:08:04,104 What about my dentist? 229 00:08:04,138 --> 00:08:06,209 Drilling out the foundations ain't safe! 230 00:08:06,244 --> 00:08:09,489 Chanax, "We're listening." 231 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:11,007 Excuse me, Phil? 232 00:08:11,042 --> 00:08:12,561 I was sent here to pay this bill. 233 00:08:12,595 --> 00:08:15,184 I've now been here longer than some of the employees. 234 00:08:15,218 --> 00:08:17,324 - Hey, Nicole. - Oh, hey, Al. 235 00:08:17,358 --> 00:08:18,394 How are the kids? 236 00:08:18,428 --> 00:08:20,085 Working hard or hardly working, Jimbo? 237 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:21,811 Yeah, ain't that the truth? 238 00:08:21,846 --> 00:08:23,054 What's that? 239 00:08:23,088 --> 00:08:24,676 Oh, that's been happening quite a lot. 240 00:08:24,711 --> 00:08:26,298 They're taking out the foundations. 241 00:08:26,333 --> 00:08:28,542 That really doesn't sound like a good idea. 242 00:08:28,577 --> 00:08:30,302 It beats the triple kiln. 243 00:08:31,925 --> 00:08:33,374 Can I just get this paid? 244 00:08:34,859 --> 00:08:38,552 Yeah, the computer doesn't seem to be responding. 245 00:08:38,587 --> 00:08:40,036 Give it a minute. Right. 246 00:08:40,071 --> 00:08:42,452 I'm going to pay this bill if it's the last thing I do. 247 00:08:42,487 --> 00:08:43,557 Where's your manager? 248 00:08:43,592 --> 00:08:45,835 Ah, save yourselves! 249 00:08:45,870 --> 00:08:47,699 I think she just stepped out. 250 00:08:47,734 --> 00:08:50,219 Then I'm taking this all the way to the top. 251 00:08:50,253 --> 00:08:51,496 To the founder? 252 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:52,946 If I have to. 253 00:08:54,464 --> 00:08:56,950 Come on. What's wrong with the elevators? 254 00:08:56,984 --> 00:08:58,227 That's a new thing. 255 00:08:58,261 --> 00:09:00,332 You need two people to work it. 256 00:09:03,991 --> 00:09:05,579 Gah. What's this now? 257 00:09:05,614 --> 00:09:07,305 Wait for it. 258 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:09,341 You have requested the top floor. 259 00:09:09,376 --> 00:09:12,448 Three. Two. One! 260 00:09:12,482 --> 00:09:13,760 What? 261 00:09:13,794 --> 00:09:16,763 You've got to dance to make it go up. 262 00:09:16,797 --> 00:09:18,247 Perfect! 263 00:09:18,281 --> 00:09:19,869 Keep going! 264 00:09:19,904 --> 00:09:21,699 The whole building's crumbling. 265 00:09:21,733 --> 00:09:23,770 The employees have all been sent home. 266 00:09:23,804 --> 00:09:26,496 I see you for what you are now. 267 00:09:27,636 --> 00:09:30,500 A gosh-darned marketing genius! 268 00:09:30,535 --> 00:09:31,709 Think of the publicity. 269 00:09:31,743 --> 00:09:33,158 We'll be all over the front pages, 270 00:09:33,193 --> 00:09:35,954 and the sidewalk, but I get it. It's like the Titanic. 271 00:09:35,989 --> 00:09:38,508 Crashing that boat made it an international superstar. 272 00:09:49,658 --> 00:09:50,969 Come on. 273 00:09:51,004 --> 00:09:53,420 No, I'm staying right here. Why? 274 00:09:53,454 --> 00:09:57,389 I never knew what I wanted to do with my life until now. 275 00:09:57,424 --> 00:09:58,677 You want to dance in the elevator 276 00:09:58,701 --> 00:10:00,013 of a crumbling building? 277 00:10:00,047 --> 00:10:02,671 Oh, yeah. See you at the Christmas party. 278 00:10:05,915 --> 00:10:07,641 Who's in charge, here? 279 00:10:08,953 --> 00:10:10,299 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 280 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:12,542 Richard? What are you doing here? 281 00:10:12,577 --> 00:10:14,096 I have absolutely no idea. 282 00:10:14,130 --> 00:10:16,616 This is precisely why I tell you to stay in the car. 283 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:19,757 Wait a minute. You're not the founder of Chanax? 284 00:10:19,791 --> 00:10:21,448 No, but you guys seemed so convinced, 285 00:10:21,482 --> 00:10:23,553 I figured Imust be in the wrong. 286 00:10:23,588 --> 00:10:24,762 What? You're not a hard-nosed, 287 00:10:24,796 --> 00:10:26,487 no-nonsense business guru at all. 288 00:10:26,522 --> 00:10:29,249 You're a lying, swindling, talentless con artist, 289 00:10:29,283 --> 00:10:31,083 which is, hmm, you know, po-tay-to, po-tah-to. 290 00:10:32,148 --> 00:10:34,116 How do we get out of here? 291 00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:36,325 Well, we had a corporate helipad put in right above us. 292 00:10:36,359 --> 00:10:38,672 - Oh, thank goodness. - But thanks to this brainbox, 293 00:10:38,707 --> 00:10:40,950 we replaced it with something funfunctional. 294 00:10:52,237 --> 00:10:55,206 Ugh. So does that mean I still have to pay this? 295 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,657 Let me take care of that. 296 00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:58,830 Just pay it online. 297 00:11:00,211 --> 00:11:01,246 Hmm?