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How can we not
get an "A" with this?

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This diorama puts the "G"
in "biology."

3
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Go on.

4
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Slowly, Hector.

5
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Bit more.

6
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Bit more.

7
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Perfect!

8
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Okay.
Let's try that again.

9
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What? Where'd
the Barrier Reef go?

10
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Protect the Barrier Reef,

11
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or one day,
nature will strike back.

12
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Yeah, sure, hippy man.

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Bring it on, Barrier Reef!
I'll give you a free shot.

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Oh!

15
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Oh, sorry.
I hate being so big.

16
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What are you
talking about?

17
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It's great to be huge.Trust me, it's not.

18
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I have to stick my head
in a car wash

19
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when I need
to shampoo my hair,

20
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only to look like a poodle
who chewed a power cord.

21
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Yeah, but at least
girls like tall guys.

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I swallowed
the last girl I kissed.

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She broke up with me
immediately.

24
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Well, a day later.

25
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Still,
it's a better feeling

26
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than being forced
to use a volcano

27
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because there are no toilets
your size,

28
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which means the hair
on your butt

29
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will never grow back
because of the heat

30
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and that people laugh
and point at it

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from every corner
of the tri-state area.

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I have an idea!
Of course!

33
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Just do something to distract
from your height --

34
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like the Titanic was
the biggest ship in the world,

35
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but all anyone remembers is
that it's the fastest.

36
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Uh, I was thinking
more about using

37
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one of Mrs. Jotunheim's
book of potions.

38
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Nah, Mom won't let us.Aw, come on.

39
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All we need is a little potion.Of course!

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An intelligence potion
to help us think of a solution.

41
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Darwin, if you're
not gonna help,

42
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can you just walk away,
please?
Of course!

43
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The further away you get from
Hector, the smaller he appears.

44
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I meant a shrinking potion.Well, that makes no sense.

45
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If we shrink ourselves,
Hector will only look bigger.

46
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Ugh!No, no, give me a chance.
I'll get there.

47
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Is the potion itself
shrinking?

48
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I think
the potion's for me.

49
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"I think the potion's
for me"?

50
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What potion are you
talking about?

51
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A shrinking
potion for Hector!

52
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I won't allow it.

53
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Ugh! But why?
He doesn't like being a giant.

54
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No potion will make you
accept yourself for who you are.

55
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My son just needs
to grow into himself.

56
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But I --

57
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I may not agree
with your opinion,

58
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but as Hector is
under your care,

59
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I shall not pursue this issue
any further

60
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out of respect and deference
to your authority.

61
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Good day, madam.

62
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You stole a potion book,
didn't you?
Yep.

63
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Okay, next ingredient is
a fragment of a broken dream.

64
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Man, it was hard enough
milking all those wolves.

65
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You only had
to milk one.

66
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But the others looked
so left out.

67
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Now, how are we gonna get
a fragment of a broken dream?

68
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Dad's Elmore Gym
membership card.

69
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Mm, yep.
Very good.

70
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Now for the last ingredient --
a head of rosemary flower.

71
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Wait, did you say a head
of rosemary flower

72
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or the head
of Rosemary Flowers?

73
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A head
of rosemary flower.

74
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Probably should've asked
before I started digging.

75
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That was a lot easier.

76
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What now?

77
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We should try it on something
to make sure it works.

78
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There!

79
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Aim for that bee.

80
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It works! It works!

81
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Come on, man!
Drink it.

82
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We used all the best
ingredients --

83
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swine gums,
withered monkey hands,

84
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frog spawn.

85
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Sounds tasty,
but isn't it dangerous?

86
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Okay, the side effects may
include total annihilation,

87
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a fate worse than
total annihilation,

88
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and a fate worse than a fate
worse than total annihilation,

89
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but what if you
actually survive it?

90
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You make it
sound so tempting,

91
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but what about
what my mom said

92
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about growing into myself
and stuff?

93
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You would still be growing,
but into a smaller self.

94
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You'd be obeying her
technically,

95
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but not actually.

96
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Uh, I don't know
if my mom will buy that.

97
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Well, then just do what everyone
does and blame it on rap music.

98
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What's rap music got to do
with a shrinking potion?

99
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I don't know. They're all
called Lil' something.

100
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Okay, I'm in.

101
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I kind of expected something
a little more dignified.

102
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-What was that now?
-Oh, sorry.

103
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I'm not usually allowed
to use my voice at full volume.

104
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Now I'm normal!
I can do anything!

105
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I can run!

106
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But not very far
because I've never had to take

107
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more than two steps
to get anywhere.

108
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And I can cycle!

109
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Wait, no I can't.

110
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I never learned!

111
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I can play football!

112
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I can fit
on a stretcher.

113
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I can kiss girls!

114
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I can get knocked
out by girls.

115
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And their boyfriends.

116
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I can see what people
look like up close!

117
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And I don't like it!

118
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I can finally use
public transport!

119
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I can taste people's smell!

120
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I can be like everyone else!

121
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And I can make up
for not being able

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to do this
for five years.

123
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I can be like
everyone else!

124
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I can be like
everyone else.

125
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I'm just like
everyone else.

126
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Uh, sorry. It's, uh...
It's my turn to be depressed.

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Thanks.

128
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I want to get
back to normal.

129
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You mean
back to abnormal?

130
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Whatever.But why?

131
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Yeah, I don't want
to be insulting,

132
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but living down amongst people
was like living amongst

133
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gross, selfish,
bacteria-riddled cockroaches.

134
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Wow, glad you weren't trying
to be insulting.

135
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Sorry, I apologize...

136
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Thank you....to cockroaches.

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Okay, so you want us to make
a growing potion?
Yes.

138
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And what's the magic word?
Now.

139
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Uh, no, dude.
The magic word is --

140
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Now!

141
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Now!
Okay, okay.

142
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We heard you
the first 123 times.

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Here.

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Mm, nothing.
That's kind of weird.

145
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You must've missed
something.

146
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No, I followed
every instruction.

147
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Uh, what about this?Rangutan toenails.

148
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It says zero,
so I didn't put any in.

149
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Not a one of 'em.Uh, Rangutan?
What on Earth is that?

150
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I don't know,
but it's definitely not in it.

151
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It says "Orangutan toenails,"
man, as in the ape.

152
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I think you'll find
they are called orange-utans.

153
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W-Wait, wait, wait.

154
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You think that type of ape
is called a "utan"

155
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and is referred to as orange
because of the color of its fur?

156
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Yeah, 'cause they're ginger,
innit?

157
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Oh, man.

158
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Did you hear that?
Aaah!

159
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Aaah, he looks like
the blob fish from the Internet

160
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kissed the drain
at the bottom of the pool!

161
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Aaaah! He looks like
a one-man parade float!

162
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Ahhh, he looks
like a carpet

163
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made out of Greek grandpas'
tummy tucks!

164
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Guys...

165
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I'm feeling
a pittle leculiar.

166
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Aw, man. It's 'cause
we missed that ingredient.

167
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Okay, I'll call his mom.

168
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She'll know what to do.

169
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What? No!

170
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She'll punish us
by giving us butts

171
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instead of hands
or something.

172
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We'll never be able
to wear gloves again!

173
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I don't think that'll be
our first problem,

174
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but I get your point.Okay, then.

175
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Let's get to
Mrs. Jotunheim's cave.

176
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We need to get
those orangutan toenails.

177
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But you just said
she'd be mad if she sees us.

178
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Ah!
But she won't see us.

179
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We'll be stealthy.

180
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Like Trojan dorks.

181
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Dude it's not --
Ugh, whatever.

182
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Dude,
are you feeling okay?

183
00:07:59,824 --> 00:08:03,379
Yep!
I'm feeling Hector.

184
00:08:04,829 --> 00:08:06,209
Uh, how many fingers
am I holding up?

185
00:08:06,244 --> 00:08:08,557
Mm, murple.Okay murple's not a number.

186
00:08:08,591 --> 00:08:10,248
And it's not a color,
either.

187
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Shhh.
Zhhh.

188
00:08:13,769 --> 00:08:15,805
Shhh.
Zhhh.

189
00:08:20,327 --> 00:08:22,156
I can hear footprints.

190
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His mom's coming!

191
00:08:27,817 --> 00:08:29,405
Aaah!

192
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Hm?

193
00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:36,239
Meh.

194
00:08:36,274 --> 00:08:37,827
Dude, where are you?

195
00:08:37,862 --> 00:08:39,622
There it is.

196
00:08:39,657 --> 00:08:42,280
Hector, catch him!

197
00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:45,663
I thot gis.

198
00:08:45,697 --> 00:08:47,285
I don't thot gis.

199
00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:50,046
Look, just no more
goofing around, okay?

200
00:08:50,081 --> 00:08:52,911
Ha!

201
00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:03,784
Dude, where's
your mom's toenails?

202
00:09:03,819 --> 00:09:05,510
On her toes,
I guess.

203
00:09:06,442 --> 00:09:07,685
Shh!

204
00:09:10,826 --> 00:09:12,966
Phew.

205
00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:27,497
Where is he?He shrunk again.

206
00:09:27,532 --> 00:09:28,740
Find him.

207
00:09:36,921 --> 00:09:38,370
I got him.

208
00:09:38,405 --> 00:09:40,338
Aw, sweet, mushy, coochy,

209
00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:42,754
squishy, leggy,
murdery baby.

210
00:09:42,789 --> 00:09:44,687
Aw, he's made
a friend.

211
00:09:44,722 --> 00:09:47,483
Good. Just keep an eye on him
while I find the jar of --

212
00:09:47,517 --> 00:09:48,760
Oh, boy.

213
00:09:48,795 --> 00:09:51,073
They're on her table.

214
00:09:51,107 --> 00:09:53,489
Go for it.
I'll keep an eye on Hector.

215
00:10:01,670 --> 00:10:03,533
Hmm.

216
00:10:07,676 --> 00:10:14,510
Ah!

217
00:10:30,837 --> 00:10:32,839
Oh, boys.
Come over here.

218
00:10:32,873 --> 00:10:34,806
I just finished
baking a cake.

219
00:10:34,841 --> 00:10:36,152
Ohh, you shouldn't have.

220
00:10:36,187 --> 00:10:37,706
Oh, don't be silly.

221
00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:41,675
Now, here are are your drinks,
and here is your cake.

222
00:10:41,710 --> 00:10:43,194
Ahh! Huh?

223
00:10:43,228 --> 00:10:45,403
"I know what you did,
you boneheads"

224
00:10:47,405 --> 00:10:50,995
How?You forgot to hang up
when you called me earlier.

225
00:10:51,029 --> 00:10:53,100
Ugh!

226
00:10:53,135 --> 00:10:55,482
This is a potion, isn't it?Just a short-term one.

227
00:10:55,516 --> 00:10:59,279
I liked the idea you had --
the hand-butt-swap potion.

228
00:10:59,313 --> 00:11:00,280
Hmm?