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No, no, too Christmas-y.

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Too birthday-ish.

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Too morbid.

4
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Oh. That'll do.

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Attention, everybody!

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We are being joined
by a new student today.

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Now, he's previously
been homeschooled,

8
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so he's bound to be
a little self-conscious

9
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about his possible
bizarre behavior

10
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or total lack
of social skills.

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We should not stare
at him, point,

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or draw attention
to him in any way.

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So will Peter Pepperoni
please come to my office?

14
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Actually, I probably should've
just said that last bit.

15
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Oh, well, never mind.
Just style it out, Nigel.

16
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Homeschooling sounds great!

17
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You'd be the most
popular kid in school.

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Yeah, and when
you think about it,

19
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the least popular
kid in school.

20
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Remember when Mr. Dad
tried to homeschool us?

21
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78 plus 39 plus 14
plus 62 plus 51 is...

22
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Oh! Spring rolls,
egg-fried rice,

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sweet-and-sour pork,
kung pao chicken, and chow mein.

24
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Correct.Yeah, if we'd
stuck with that,

25
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I'd have a doctor
in takeout menus by now

26
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and a serious
weight problem.

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Ah, boys,
if I might have a quick word?

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It's the new boy.

29
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I don't understand
a single word he's saying.

30
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Maybe it's slang.Ah, yes.

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Slang, which of course

32
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is also slang...
for "slanguage."

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Well, I can see
why you came to us.

34
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You want a pair of guys
down with the streets,

35
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just a couple of cool dudes
who are so confident

36
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in their fashion choices
they haven't changed

37
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their outfits
in six years.

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- Leave it to us.
- We're...

39
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Dude, no, that means
smoking hot.

40
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No, it means cool.

41
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My finger is
cooling things down.

42
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Anyway, he's your problem now.
So just show Peter around.

43
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I have some very important
schoolwork to attend to.

44
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So, Peter, what do you
want to do first?

45
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Well, wherever round cool
once open the canteen there,

46
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locker the hunger sandwich
and maybe some ketchup?

47
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Is school nice to be in on in.
Maybe lots of maybe people here?

48
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Is the fun always on,
or is the fun not?

49
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Uh, sorry. I didn't
quite catch that.

50
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One more time?

51
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What I was, I said.

52
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Excuse me?Sorry. Could you
repeat that please?

53
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Uh, wh-what?Run that by me again.

54
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Could you maybe spell
that for me?Say what?

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-Little slower.
-Huh?

56
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-What?
-What now?

57
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-I beg your pardon.
-Er...

58
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-What?!
-Er...

59
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-Uh...
-Wait!

60
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-I...
-No.

61
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-Ah!
-Um...

62
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I think I got it!

63
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Are you saying you want
to grease a stanking leopard

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at the hacky-sack
convention?

65
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I was saying just now
there's too much of it.

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Am I right?

67
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Are "weeze"
friendly close?

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Uh...

69
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Catch a catch?

70
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Dude, I have no idea --"Everyboth,"
catch a potato!

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Okay,
it's been two days now,

72
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and I have no idea
what that guy is saying,

73
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and there's no way I can ask him
to repeat himself again.

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You don't have to.

75
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We just play back what he's
been saying and listen to it.

76
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How?
I've been wearing
a wire this whole time.

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Darwin, wearing a wire
means wearing a microphone.

78
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That's just a piece
of the fence.

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Note to self --
connect wire to something.

80
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Why don't we just smile
at him and nod along

81
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with whatever
it is he's saying?

82
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Well, that wouldn't be honest
with him or ourselves,

83
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but on the plus side, it is
the easiest way out of things.

84
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Okay, cool. When you're
weighing things,

85
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isn't the heavier
thing better?

86
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No, the lighter one
is best.

87
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When would you ever want
the lighter one of anything?

88
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A summer coat? A soufflé?
A case of chicken pox?

89
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Whatever. We'll just nod along
to whatever he says.

90
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I mean, it's got to be easier
than what we're doing now.

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Hey, guys. I mean, I here.
Just wanna play this now?

92
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Dalay!

93
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And if you skip one little
thang, that's all you needa go.

94
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Ah, I get don winner before.

95
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But never just
life lesson first.

96
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Okay, so it's been all three,
two movies on TV,

97
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but now is time for four!

98
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Of course is keeping
in coordinate the first side,

99
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then the edge,
and the edge-piece corner,

100
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which is triple
because down on the box.

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Piece... piece...

102
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Ah, you!
Uh, can I believe in?

103
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A penny of history,
golden brown.

104
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Dude, if my smile
gets any bigger,

105
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I'll bankrupt myself
on toothpaste.

106
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That's nothing!
I've been nodding so much

107
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I've developed
a six-pack -- here.

108
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I say we get out of here
before my neck

109
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gets scouted for
a football scholarship.

110
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Besides, I've been clawing a
hole in the floor with my feet.

111
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So we can escape?No, just 'cause
I was really bored.

112
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But, yeah, I guess
we can use it for that.

113
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I feel kind of bad,
Gumball.
Yeah.

114
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Even though we just crawled
through 20 feet of sewage water,

115
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that's not what's
making me feel dirty.

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Yeah, he's new, and he only
wanted to make friends.

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We should go back.
Okay.

118
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But no more smiling
and nodding

119
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and agreeing to stuff
we don't understand.

120
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That's the spirit.Oh, hello!

121
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You must be Gumball
and Darwin.

122
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Huh?
Oh, yeah! Hi.

123
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You must be Peter's parents.

124
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Oh, he's mentioned us?

125
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Probably.

126
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We are so thrilled that Peter's
finally found some friends

127
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that speak
the same language.

128
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We do?
And he's so excited
that you said you're up

129
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for coming along tonight.We did?

130
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I mean,
I'm not surprised.

131
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You guys are
inseparable these days.

132
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What is it
you call yourselves.

133
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Uh... not "The Three
Musketeers," no.

134
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Uh... something like
"The Three Amigos"?

135
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Uh... aw, cheesecakes.
What is it, sweetheart?

136
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Pete's saying it all the time.
The three...

137
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The three...

138
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guys?

139
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That's it!
That's it!

140
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Ah, he's some
funny fellow, hey?

141
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Well, he's definitely
got a way with words.

142
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Buddies! After do
time of meeting!

143
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Oh, "Petey," you're
the one that's late.

144
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Your buddies
were on time.

145
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Petercorbs!

146
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Forgot totally the
seconds, the mistakes.

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Hey, don't worry.
We totally understand.

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-We do?
-Well, you coming, or what?

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-Ah!
-Here we go again.

150
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So, what's your head size?
Let's see.

151
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Okay,
so that's one small

152
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and one extra-extra-
extra-extra-extra large.

153
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Oh.
That was pretty insensitive.

154
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Are you okay?
I'm fine.

155
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I'm totally cool with people
saying how big your head is.

156
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Perhaps she's
buying us party hats.

157
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Yeah! It must be
Peter's birthday!

158
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Oh, but we haven't
got him anything.

159
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Maybe we can
improvise something.

160
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What you got
in your pockets?

161
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Something that swam
into my pants

162
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when we were in the sewer,
and now I'm too afraid to look.

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Let's put that
in the "maybe" pile.

164
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Okey-cokey. Here we are
at the Town Hall.

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There you go.

166
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See?
It is party hats!

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Woolen ones.
How very warm.

168
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No, sweetie.
They're not party hats.

169
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It still could
be his birthday.

170
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Who'd hold a kid's party
at the Town Hall?

171
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I don't know.

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Maybe instead of a clown
tripping over his long shoes,

173
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there's a democratically
elected official

174
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making minor
administrative errors?

175
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Dude, I knew
something was weird.

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Party hats only
come in one size!

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That's all you
think is weird?

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Not the ski masks
or grappling hooks?

179
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Well, we should've
at least got him a card.

180
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Darwin, I don't think --

181
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Happy birthday to --

182
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Aah!

183
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This one's mine.

184
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Aw, I could've sworn
that window was open.

185
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What is going on here?!

186
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Oh, I thought Peter
explained all this to you?

187
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Yeah, he might've!

188
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Well, we know you boys
share our views.

189
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Peter's always saying
how you agree with him

190
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on practically
everything.

191
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About what?About the government.

192
00:08:04,553 --> 00:08:06,002
The government?Aw, the government!

193
00:08:06,037 --> 00:08:07,556
Don't get me started
on the government

194
00:08:07,590 --> 00:08:10,041
with their endless forms
and their red tape!

195
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Oh, it's the next left,
honey.

196
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Hygiene-violation order?

197
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I guess serving hot dogs
in my underwear

198
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for six years was gonna
catch up with me one day.

199
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"Construction permit denied"?

200
00:08:32,201 --> 00:08:33,754
Wow. They work fast.

201
00:08:36,999 --> 00:08:38,828
Eviction notice?
Aw, come on.

202
00:08:38,863 --> 00:08:41,624
I don't even have a house.

203
00:08:41,659 --> 00:08:43,557
Littering?! Aw.

204
00:08:43,592 --> 00:08:44,800
But what did the --
Aah!

205
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What did the government
ever do to you?

206
00:08:46,595 --> 00:08:48,597
Always telling us what to do
and what not to do?!

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You can't take your son
out of school,

208
00:08:50,253 --> 00:08:52,290
you can't teach him at home, you
can't teach him how to speak.

209
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Do I look like I can't teach my
own son how to speak properly?

210
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I'm glad you guys
share our views.

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00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:03,508
Our marriage certificate?

212
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,097
It's going up in flames!

213
00:09:09,272 --> 00:09:11,516
Yep. Any minute now.

214
00:09:18,488 --> 00:09:20,560
Aha! Oh.

215
00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:21,975
Thanks, honey.

216
00:09:26,635 --> 00:09:28,222
Okay, so I've removed
the license plates,

217
00:09:28,257 --> 00:09:30,259
put the fake ones on, wiped
everything down for prints,

218
00:09:30,293 --> 00:09:32,502
and I found some candies
in the glove box.

219
00:09:32,537 --> 00:09:34,677
Who wants one?For the love of Mike,

220
00:09:34,712 --> 00:09:36,679
will someone tell me
what's going on here?!

221
00:09:36,714 --> 00:09:38,681
And, yes, I will be having
one of those candies.

222
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Once these records
are destroyed,

223
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the people of Elmore
will able to live like we do.

224
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Freely, without the GOVERNMENT
telling them what to do.

225
00:09:47,276 --> 00:09:49,416
Step away from the vehicle!

226
00:09:49,450 --> 00:09:51,211
Are you telling me
what to do?!

227
00:09:51,245 --> 00:09:53,178
Yes! Step away!

228
00:09:53,213 --> 00:09:56,319
Whatever you say, Uncle Sam.

229
00:10:05,674 --> 00:10:07,883
You're under arrest.

230
00:10:11,127 --> 00:10:12,542
Officers!

231
00:10:12,577 --> 00:10:14,959
Please, do not judge
these actions

232
00:10:14,993 --> 00:10:16,961
in facts of one
or both or all,

233
00:10:16,995 --> 00:10:20,930
but understand that it's not the
deed or even the doer that is,

234
00:10:20,965 --> 00:10:23,208
for was Benjamim
Washington Abrams

235
00:10:23,243 --> 00:10:26,142
who liberty said that they do
but do not sometimes,

236
00:10:26,177 --> 00:10:29,214
and if so, two in the bush
and one not free stone.

237
00:10:29,249 --> 00:10:33,909
So I ask, please, my old lady
and father to not to them,

238
00:10:33,943 --> 00:10:37,119
but to our societies,
and no independences,

239
00:10:37,153 --> 00:10:39,431
but for America!

240
00:10:39,466 --> 00:10:42,089
I don't know what he's saying,
but it's beautiful.

241
00:10:42,124 --> 00:10:45,092
Yeah. And I'll be jiggered
if I'm writing all that down

242
00:10:45,127 --> 00:10:46,611
for evidence,
so you're off the hook

243
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,992
'cause that's how
the law works.

244
00:10:48,026 --> 00:10:50,546
Oh, and all those files
you destroyed,

245
00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:52,203
they're all on
the Internet anyway.

246
00:10:52,237 --> 00:10:55,724
Bye!

247
00:10:55,758 --> 00:10:58,450
What on the flat Earth
is the Internet?

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I'll let Peter explain.

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Well, the intersna--