1 00:00:08,752 --> 00:00:10,355 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:10,388 --> 00:00:12,359 ♪ Oh... ♪ 3 00:00:12,392 --> 00:00:15,398 ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh... ♪ 4 00:00:16,667 --> 00:00:19,473 ♪ Oh oh oh... ♪ 5 00:00:19,506 --> 00:00:21,945 ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh... ♪ 6 00:00:22,914 --> 00:00:25,685 ♪ Oh oh oh... ♪ 7 00:00:25,718 --> 00:00:27,957 ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh... ♪ 8 00:00:29,526 --> 00:00:31,999 ♪ Oh oh oh... ♪ 9 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,703 ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh... ♪ 10 00:00:34,736 --> 00:00:38,444 ♪ Saw the wandering eye ♪ 11 00:00:38,477 --> 00:00:40,883 ♪ Inside my heart ♪ 12 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:44,690 ♪ Shout some battle cry ♪ 13 00:00:44,723 --> 00:00:47,496 ♪ From every part ♪ 14 00:00:47,529 --> 00:00:50,669 ♪ I can see those tears ♪ 15 00:00:50,702 --> 00:00:53,741 ♪ Every one is true ♪ 16 00:00:53,775 --> 00:00:57,482 ♪ When they don't appear ♪ 17 00:00:57,515 --> 00:00:59,420 ♪ I go right ♪ 18 00:00:59,453 --> 00:01:04,629 ♪ Through... ♪ 19 00:01:05,698 --> 00:01:08,737 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 20 00:01:14,016 --> 00:01:17,522 - Why are you doing that? - What? 21 00:01:17,555 --> 00:01:21,063 Why are you trying to put a T-shirt on a fuckin' hot dog? 22 00:01:21,096 --> 00:01:23,034 Kids love hot dogs, dumbass. 23 00:01:23,067 --> 00:01:25,973 I know. That's why we're making 'em fuckin' hot dogs, dumbass. 24 00:01:26,006 --> 00:01:28,111 Yeah, exactly, Cousin. It's a tie-in. 25 00:01:28,144 --> 00:01:29,513 This shit is exposure, baby. 26 00:01:29,546 --> 00:01:31,150 I don't need you exposing anything. 27 00:01:32,118 --> 00:01:35,025 It's a fuckin' hot dog in a Beef T-shirt. 28 00:01:35,058 --> 00:01:38,531 - That shit is hilarious. - Go grab me some propane. 29 00:01:38,564 --> 00:01:39,968 You know what, first of all, 30 00:01:40,001 --> 00:01:42,172 I didn't wanna be doing this bullshit right now. 31 00:01:42,205 --> 00:01:44,176 Aight, you know what? Then don't borrow money from Cicero 32 00:01:44,209 --> 00:01:46,514 you can't pay back, and then we don't have to cater 33 00:01:46,547 --> 00:01:47,817 little fuckin' kid's birthday parties. 34 00:01:47,850 --> 00:01:49,186 - How about that? - I didn't borrow shit, Cousin! 35 00:01:49,219 --> 00:01:51,023 You know what? It doesn't even matter. It's on me now. 36 00:01:51,056 --> 00:01:52,860 I don't wanna get my legs broken, so shut the fuck up 37 00:01:52,893 --> 00:01:54,530 - and help me out, please. - If that motherfucker 38 00:01:54,563 --> 00:01:57,770 gets even close to us, I'm gonna fucking drop his ass. 39 00:01:57,803 --> 00:01:59,975 Okay, look, just help me out. Let's do this right. 40 00:02:00,008 --> 00:02:01,912 - Get it over with. - Look, second of all, you have no idea 41 00:02:01,945 --> 00:02:03,648 the amount of administrative correspondence 42 00:02:03,681 --> 00:02:05,552 I'm supposed to be doing in there today, okay? 43 00:02:05,585 --> 00:02:06,855 It is fucking bonkers. 44 00:02:06,888 --> 00:02:09,627 - Correspondence? Is that right? - Yeah. You know, 45 00:02:09,660 --> 00:02:12,032 you like to shit on my system, but I run a tight ship, 46 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:13,769 and I get back to my cohorts 47 00:02:13,802 --> 00:02:16,440 and my associates in a timely fashion. 48 00:02:16,473 --> 00:02:19,046 -Aight, do me a favor. Just n-name a cohort. -Name... 49 00:02:19,079 --> 00:02:21,985 N-name an associate. Just one fucking person. I dare you. 50 00:02:22,018 --> 00:02:24,723 Timothy, but I-I'm not... I'm not fucking... 51 00:02:24,757 --> 00:02:26,895 -Gimme a hand. -It's not gonna fit. That's not gonna fit, Cousin. 52 00:02:26,928 --> 00:02:30,068 - Yes, it will! - It's not gonna fit! 53 00:02:30,101 --> 00:02:32,172 - Can you just help me out? - It's not gonna fit! 54 00:02:32,205 --> 00:02:34,676 It's not gonna fucking fit! 55 00:02:35,111 --> 00:02:36,580 Come on! 56 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:39,888 - You want some of this shit? You want some of this? Fucking guy! 57 00:02:43,494 --> 00:02:45,800 Yeah! Yeah! You fucking baby! 58 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,937 You fucking baby! Fucking baby! 59 00:02:47,970 --> 00:02:49,506 Morning. 60 00:02:49,539 --> 00:02:51,978 Ah! Fuck! 61 00:02:56,186 --> 00:02:59,760 Look what you did. Fucking baby. 62 00:03:01,998 --> 00:03:05,906 Alright, I'm gonna get the spare from the basement. 63 00:03:05,939 --> 00:03:07,777 Hey, Marcus, enjoying the counter space? 64 00:03:07,810 --> 00:03:09,680 Yeah, I mean, not having to do bread anymore 65 00:03:09,713 --> 00:03:10,950 is the shit. 66 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:13,889 - Chefs, new prep list is up! - Please check it out! 67 00:03:13,922 --> 00:03:15,091 Thank you. 68 00:03:15,124 --> 00:03:17,562 Chef, can you do me a favor and try this? 69 00:03:17,595 --> 00:03:18,932 Yeah, sure. 70 00:03:24,009 --> 00:03:26,013 - Whoa. - Good whoa? 71 00:03:26,046 --> 00:03:28,017 Great whoa. 72 00:03:28,050 --> 00:03:29,719 - It's good. - Thank you, Chef. 73 00:03:34,029 --> 00:03:35,866 Hey. Uh, 74 00:03:35,899 --> 00:03:38,738 did you remember the mashed potatoes? Just wanted to check in. 75 00:03:38,772 --> 00:03:41,610 Uh, did you remember when I said to fuck off? 76 00:03:41,643 --> 00:03:43,147 Okay. "Fuck off" isn't yes. 77 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:44,984 Well, "fuck off" means I know how to do it. 78 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:46,520 Alright, well, it's a new recipe... 79 00:03:46,553 --> 00:03:47,722 - What I just say? - Okay, well, 80 00:03:47,756 --> 00:03:50,295 just make sure when you do it, the heat isn't too high... 81 00:03:50,328 --> 00:03:53,769 I answer to Jeff. The system. 82 00:03:53,802 --> 00:03:57,175 Listen, I'm... I'm not trying to be a tight-ass. 83 00:03:57,208 --> 00:04:00,615 I don't want you to think I'm, like, 84 00:04:00,648 --> 00:04:02,219 - up in your space. - No... 85 00:04:02,252 --> 00:04:03,889 I'm just doing what I was asked to do. 86 00:04:03,922 --> 00:04:07,964 And I get what it's like to be... 87 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:10,301 - a woman in the kitchen... - Do you know what it's like 88 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:12,572 to be a woman in the kitchen? Wow. 89 00:04:12,605 --> 00:04:14,778 That's amazing. Listen. I have been 90 00:04:14,811 --> 00:04:17,282 in this kitchen since before you were born, 91 00:04:17,315 --> 00:04:19,686 so you just back the fuck off. 92 00:04:20,721 --> 00:04:21,824 Excuse me! 93 00:04:29,941 --> 00:04:32,112 Yo! Yo! 94 00:04:32,145 --> 00:04:34,851 Oh my god. Cousin, you gotta see this shit. 95 00:04:34,884 --> 00:04:36,788 Yo, this dude is trying to fuck up this little nerd, 96 00:04:36,821 --> 00:04:40,695 and the fucking nerd just washes him, bro! 97 00:04:40,728 --> 00:04:42,732 Yo, why the fuck are you on the Kennedy? 98 00:04:42,766 --> 00:04:44,971 Chill the fuck out. Cicero lives in Naperville. 99 00:04:45,004 --> 00:04:47,309 No! Fucking... 100 00:04:47,342 --> 00:04:49,313 Cicero's in Wilmette now. 101 00:04:49,346 --> 00:04:51,684 - You gotta get on the fucking Edens... - Shit. No, no, 102 00:04:51,717 --> 00:04:53,287 th-that's right. That's right. That's my bad. 103 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:57,362 It's all good though. I'm in no hurry to see that motherfucker. 104 00:04:57,395 --> 00:04:59,133 I swear to God, Cousin, if he calls me "Rick," 105 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:01,103 I'ma fucking lose it. 106 00:05:01,136 --> 00:05:03,107 Cousin, listen, do me a favor, okay? 107 00:05:03,140 --> 00:05:05,345 I'm trying to get us out of this hole, alright? 108 00:05:05,378 --> 00:05:06,714 I want today to go smooth. 109 00:05:06,747 --> 00:05:08,217 Please do not bring that shit up. 110 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:11,090 Chill. I'm not gonna bring up shit, alright? 111 00:05:11,123 --> 00:05:13,896 - No, you got it all wrong! - It's literally the easiest 112 00:05:13,929 --> 00:05:16,000 fucking job a person can do! 113 00:05:16,033 --> 00:05:17,669 I'm the only one who stands up to your ass... 114 00:05:17,702 --> 00:05:19,373 The phone rings, there's a problem... 115 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:21,945 - It wasn't my phone! - You call an electrician or a plumber, that's it! 116 00:05:21,978 --> 00:05:24,416 I've been saying this shit for fucking years! It wasn't my fuckin' phone! 117 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,788 "Oh, Cicero! I'm your guy! I got a kid now, Cicero. 118 00:05:26,821 --> 00:05:29,026 - I need a fucking real job." - You think I don't know how to pick up a goddamn phone? 119 00:05:29,059 --> 00:05:31,063 "Oh, Cicero, can I have tickets to The Lion King?" 120 00:05:31,096 --> 00:05:33,167 ...pick up a fucking goddamn phone and we don't even know 121 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,237 how she fell down those stairs. 122 00:05:36,875 --> 00:05:38,846 You want us to get this stuff out back or 123 00:05:38,879 --> 00:05:41,016 how do you, uh... 124 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:43,354 Yeah, take it around the side for me, will you? 125 00:05:43,387 --> 00:05:45,225 - Around the side, sure. - Yeah, thanks, Rick. 126 00:05:45,258 --> 00:05:47,329 I fucking hate when you call me fucking Rick! 127 00:05:47,362 --> 00:05:50,034 I fucking hate it when you don't answer your phone! 128 00:05:50,067 --> 00:05:51,636 Food's here, kiddies! 129 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,946 That was nice. Thank you for that. That was good. 130 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:07,402 Carmen? Is that you? 131 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:10,108 Hey, Mr. Szorski. How are you? 132 00:06:10,141 --> 00:06:12,312 I thought you'd killed yourself. 133 00:06:12,345 --> 00:06:14,984 No. Sir, that was my brother. 134 00:06:20,261 --> 00:06:22,833 Bullshit. 135 00:06:22,866 --> 00:06:25,773 - That motherfucker is complete fucking bullshit. - Hey, 136 00:06:25,806 --> 00:06:28,144 - perfect timing. I already did everything, dick. - Who does he think he is? 137 00:06:28,177 --> 00:06:29,446 You know he's not even Italian, right? 138 00:06:29,479 --> 00:06:31,317 100% Polish. Fucking insulting. 139 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:33,120 You know you're not even Italian, right? 140 00:06:33,153 --> 00:06:35,124 Yeah. I'm more Italian than that guy is. 141 00:06:35,157 --> 00:06:36,828 Turn on the grill. I gotta get the dogs going. 142 00:06:36,861 --> 00:06:39,934 Just... give me a second here. 143 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:41,337 Richie, what the fuck is that? 144 00:06:41,370 --> 00:06:43,775 Relax. Shit's regulated. 145 00:06:43,808 --> 00:06:47,249 I suffer from anxiety and dread. 146 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:49,720 - Who doesn't? - You want half? 147 00:06:49,754 --> 00:06:51,858 No. 148 00:06:51,891 --> 00:06:53,394 Which, uh, box you put the ketchup in? 149 00:06:53,427 --> 00:06:56,166 - Hm? - The ketchup. Which box? 150 00:06:56,199 --> 00:06:58,137 I didn't bring ketchup. 151 00:06:58,170 --> 00:07:00,208 Why don't you bring ketchup? 152 00:07:00,241 --> 00:07:02,813 What kind of asshole is gonna put 153 00:07:02,846 --> 00:07:04,283 ketchup on a hot dog? 154 00:07:04,316 --> 00:07:06,788 A child, Richie. 155 00:07:06,821 --> 00:07:09,126 Child asshole. 156 00:07:09,159 --> 00:07:11,130 You're a child asshole. 157 00:07:11,163 --> 00:07:14,369 Yo, yo, Cousin, what's up with all this gay-ass fruit? 158 00:07:14,402 --> 00:07:16,340 Homemade Ecto-Cooler, motherfucker. 159 00:07:16,373 --> 00:07:19,981 Oh... shit. 160 00:07:20,014 --> 00:07:22,184 That's actually pretty fucking dope. 161 00:07:24,222 --> 00:07:25,825 Rest in peace, Harold. 162 00:07:30,936 --> 00:07:34,209 One bite of a donut brings much joy. 163 00:07:34,242 --> 00:07:36,246 Two bites brings sadness. 164 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:41,023 I mean, nobody doesn't love that first bite of a donut. 165 00:07:41,056 --> 00:07:43,093 It used to be my favorite when I was a kid. 166 00:07:44,462 --> 00:07:47,837 - Sweet tooth? - Yeah, but not even the taste. 167 00:07:47,870 --> 00:07:51,343 I just loved looking at them. The colors and the textures. 168 00:07:51,376 --> 00:07:53,347 There was this one donut that I used to love 169 00:07:53,380 --> 00:07:55,251 that I could never get out of my head. 170 00:07:55,284 --> 00:07:59,493 Jelly filled, bright purple, sweet and tangy. 171 00:07:59,526 --> 00:08:02,065 Yeah. Family was always happy whenever we got donuts. 172 00:08:02,098 --> 00:08:04,469 - Hard not to be, young man. - Yeah, yeah. 173 00:08:04,502 --> 00:08:06,975 - My guys! - Wow. Chester, yes. 174 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:08,210 - Wow. Thank you. - Yeah. 175 00:08:08,243 --> 00:08:09,947 - Love you. - Of course, bro. 176 00:08:09,980 --> 00:08:11,985 - Love you, dog. - Yes! Ebra. 177 00:08:12,018 --> 00:08:13,220 - Chester. - Hi, honey. 178 00:08:13,253 --> 00:08:14,957 What up, T? What you got over there? 179 00:08:14,990 --> 00:08:17,797 Mashed potatoes. Woo-hoo! Wish I had that. 180 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:21,236 Oh, uh, new edition. All the fresh colors. 181 00:08:21,269 --> 00:08:24,376 I put a flag on 18-32-24. 182 00:08:24,409 --> 00:08:27,082 It's this radiant orchid that's fly as fuck! 183 00:08:27,115 --> 00:08:29,319 Hey, thank you so much. I'ma get this back to you. 184 00:08:29,352 --> 00:08:31,523 Behind! What is good with the beef? 185 00:08:31,556 --> 00:08:33,260 Oh, yes, Chef. 186 00:08:33,293 --> 00:08:35,331 - Taking it out now. - Thank you. 187 00:08:36,299 --> 00:08:38,839 - Sup... Hey. - Hey. 188 00:08:38,872 --> 00:08:40,375 - Who are you? Sorry. - Oh, sorry. 189 00:08:40,408 --> 00:08:42,379 Chester, this is Chef Sydney. 190 00:08:42,412 --> 00:08:44,984 - Uh, Sydney, this is my roommate, Chester. - Hi, 191 00:08:45,017 --> 00:08:48,023 - Chester... roommate. - Hey, Chef Sydney. 192 00:08:50,327 --> 00:08:52,599 Cool. Uh, why are you here? Sorry. 193 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:54,169 Oh, getting my boy dialed. 194 00:08:54,202 --> 00:08:56,106 Dropping off some inspirational materials. 195 00:08:56,139 --> 00:08:58,176 - He's a designer. - Oh! 196 00:08:59,312 --> 00:09:01,349 - What do you design? - All of it. 197 00:09:03,587 --> 00:09:05,425 I'm out. I'll see you at home, my G. 198 00:09:05,458 --> 00:09:08,064 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. I'll get it back to you. -Of course. 199 00:09:08,097 --> 00:09:09,901 - Great to meet you, Chef Sydney. - You, too. 200 00:09:09,934 --> 00:09:11,503 - Good luck with the meeting. - Oh, thanks. 201 00:09:11,536 --> 00:09:12,638 Yeah, I'm meeting a brand ambassador, 202 00:09:12,672 --> 00:09:15,044 so I can't be smelling like fucking hot giardiniera. 203 00:09:15,077 --> 00:09:16,413 Alright, I'm out. 204 00:09:18,952 --> 00:09:21,056 Huh. Pantone colors? 205 00:09:21,089 --> 00:09:22,091 Yeah, I was thinking 206 00:09:22,124 --> 00:09:24,396 maybe I could do a classic donut for The Beef? 207 00:09:24,429 --> 00:09:26,467 On top of my other stuff, of course. 208 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,637 - Yeah. - But, I mean, I think it could be hot. 209 00:09:28,670 --> 00:09:32,178 Yeah. I mean, donuts are deceptively hard, 210 00:09:32,211 --> 00:09:35,485 but... You know, require a lot of equipment, too. 211 00:09:35,518 --> 00:09:38,624 I don't know if this is the most stocked place in the world. 212 00:09:38,657 --> 00:09:41,898 I want it to be perfect. Like that plum. 213 00:09:41,931 --> 00:09:45,204 - The one Carmy was telling us about. - Mm. Michelin mode. 214 00:09:45,237 --> 00:09:46,673 Yeah. I mean, I don't know. 215 00:09:46,706 --> 00:09:48,945 It-it could be, like, limited edition or something. 216 00:09:48,978 --> 00:09:52,252 If you're into it, then I'm into it. 217 00:09:52,285 --> 00:09:53,621 Let me know what you need for help, alright? 218 00:09:53,654 --> 00:09:55,892 -Alright. Gladly. Thank you, Chef. -Alright. 219 00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:58,397 - Good luck. - Alright. 220 00:10:00,969 --> 00:10:02,338 Hey, all good? 221 00:10:02,371 --> 00:10:04,576 - All good, Chef. - All good, Chef. 222 00:10:04,609 --> 00:10:06,613 Cool. Uh, Sweeps is rocking family. 223 00:10:06,646 --> 00:10:08,651 Angel, how you feel about salad? 224 00:10:08,684 --> 00:10:11,356 - Absolutely, Chef. - Gorgeous. Thank you. 225 00:10:11,389 --> 00:10:14,429 - You think I can get family today? - You know you don't work here. 226 00:10:18,403 --> 00:10:21,577 - Hey, Chef. How's it going? - Good, Chef. 227 00:10:21,610 --> 00:10:23,514 - Try the new chocolate cake? - Oh, yes. 228 00:10:23,547 --> 00:10:24,449 And... 229 00:10:24,482 --> 00:10:27,355 You've given Marcus a lot of confidence. 230 00:10:27,388 --> 00:10:28,557 Well done. 231 00:10:38,010 --> 00:10:39,479 ♪ Well since she put me down ♪ 232 00:10:39,512 --> 00:10:41,683 ♪ I've been out doin' in my head ♪ 233 00:10:44,622 --> 00:10:46,460 ♪ I come in late at night ♪ 234 00:10:46,493 --> 00:10:48,731 ♪ And in the mornin' I just lay in bed ♪ 235 00:10:48,765 --> 00:10:51,737 ♪ ♪ 236 00:10:51,771 --> 00:10:54,442 ♪ Well, Rhonda, you look so fine ♪ 237 00:10:54,475 --> 00:10:58,384 ♪ And I know it wouldn't take much time ♪ 238 00:10:58,417 --> 00:11:00,288 ♪ For you to help me, Rhonda ♪ 239 00:11:00,321 --> 00:11:03,060 ♪ Help me get her out of my heart ♪ 240 00:11:03,093 --> 00:11:06,200 ♪ ♪ 241 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,237 So, you didn't make any of these ones, 242 00:11:08,270 --> 00:11:10,274 - or these the ones you made? - No, no, I haven't made any yet. 243 00:11:10,307 --> 00:11:12,312 I'm just trying to do some research, you know. 244 00:11:12,345 --> 00:11:15,251 Feel out the textures, see what it's really about. 245 00:11:15,284 --> 00:11:17,355 Oh, that's nice. Did you... 246 00:11:17,388 --> 00:11:19,392 - talk about feel? - Yeah. 247 00:11:19,425 --> 00:11:20,762 Yeah, see, this one is good. It's like... 248 00:11:20,795 --> 00:11:22,732 - That one's good? - Yeah, I think so. 249 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,336 Oh, that's nice. 250 00:11:24,369 --> 00:11:26,039 - What do you hear? - It-it sounds, like, you know 251 00:11:26,072 --> 00:11:27,374 when you go to your grandma's house, 252 00:11:27,408 --> 00:11:29,613 - and she has the cushion on the top of the toilet seat? - Yeah. 253 00:11:29,646 --> 00:11:31,583 - You sit on it. - Oh yeah. It's like slight deflating... 254 00:11:31,616 --> 00:11:33,053 A-and it is smells like potpourri, 255 00:11:33,086 --> 00:11:34,623 - but it's also smells like Grandma. - Yeah. 256 00:11:46,146 --> 00:11:49,586 - Hey! What's up, jagoff? - Hey! Ho! What's going on, Frank? Good to see you. 257 00:11:49,619 --> 00:11:53,527 New York, that's right. Hi. Hiya. Hi. 258 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,731 Oh, I haven't seen that one. 259 00:11:55,765 --> 00:11:58,037 Mr. New York! 260 00:11:58,070 --> 00:11:59,739 Okay, good-bye. 261 00:11:59,773 --> 00:12:01,743 - Good seeing you. - Sorry about Mike. 262 00:12:01,777 --> 00:12:04,583 Oh, thank you. No. No, no... 263 00:12:07,355 --> 00:12:09,259 Can you not see this? This is bullshit! 264 00:12:09,292 --> 00:12:10,762 I can't hear you when you're screaming. 265 00:12:10,795 --> 00:12:12,665 They're opening all my presents! 266 00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:14,636 Holy shit. You guys are so weird! 267 00:12:14,669 --> 00:12:17,408 What are you doing opening up other people's stuff for? 268 00:12:17,441 --> 00:12:20,314 Carol, can you please help me? It really fucking sucks in here! 269 00:12:20,347 --> 00:12:22,085 Hey, hey, hey! I got one! 270 00:12:22,118 --> 00:12:23,755 - I got one question! - Yeah? 271 00:12:23,788 --> 00:12:25,424 So, you work in a restaurant, right? 272 00:12:25,457 --> 00:12:26,794 - I work in a restaurant. - That's right. 273 00:12:26,827 --> 00:12:29,432 What's it like to be a fucking loser? Huh? 274 00:12:31,636 --> 00:12:34,676 Hey, hey, guys! Guys! Hey! 275 00:12:34,709 --> 00:12:36,647 Carmy here was the chef 276 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,651 of the best restaurant in the world. 277 00:12:38,684 --> 00:12:40,588 Okay? That's not an exaggeration. 278 00:12:40,621 --> 00:12:44,062 It was literally the best restaurant in the world. 279 00:12:44,095 --> 00:12:46,633 I mean, at least according to Eater. 280 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,470 ♪ ♪ 281 00:12:48,503 --> 00:12:52,111 ♪ Help me, Rhonda, help, help me, Rhonda ♪ 282 00:12:52,144 --> 00:12:55,184 ♪ Help me, Rhonda, help, help me, Rhonda ♪ 283 00:12:55,217 --> 00:12:56,619 ♪ Help me, Rhonda... ♪ 284 00:13:08,343 --> 00:13:09,880 Didn't come out to talk to you, alright? 285 00:13:09,913 --> 00:13:12,485 I don't wanna bicker. I just need quiet. 286 00:13:12,518 --> 00:13:14,790 I don't got anything to say to you. 287 00:13:14,823 --> 00:13:17,295 Except... 288 00:13:17,328 --> 00:13:20,367 - heads up, you know, Pete's here. - Oh, I'm aware. 289 00:13:21,536 --> 00:13:23,207 Sugar better watch his ass. 290 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,678 Sugar's stuck at work. 291 00:13:25,711 --> 00:13:27,816 Fucker drops off a gift, and now he won't leave. 292 00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:30,688 Oh my god. Yeesh. 293 00:13:30,721 --> 00:13:32,558 "Yeesh" is right. 294 00:13:32,591 --> 00:13:34,195 He always looks like he's... 295 00:13:34,228 --> 00:13:36,733 about to call the cops on us, you know what I mean? 296 00:13:36,767 --> 00:13:38,503 - Like a narc. - Exactly. 297 00:13:39,372 --> 00:13:41,409 Like a fuckin' narc. 298 00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:45,684 - Heya, Phil! - Hey, Jimmy. 299 00:13:48,156 --> 00:13:51,195 - Richard. - Hey, what's up, Phil. 300 00:13:57,408 --> 00:13:59,379 Well, that was fucking weird. 301 00:14:01,282 --> 00:14:02,920 What, you fuck up one of his properties, too? 302 00:14:02,953 --> 00:14:05,324 Actually, no. Because you know what, Jimmy? 303 00:14:05,357 --> 00:14:07,528 - I don't fuck up properties. - Oh. 304 00:14:07,561 --> 00:14:10,234 Sometimes, people think they're calling me to fix a toilet, 305 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,305 but in reality, they've called somebody else. 306 00:14:12,338 --> 00:14:14,309 All you had to do was pick up the fucking phone, man. 307 00:14:14,342 --> 00:14:17,315 - I never got a fucking call! - Oh, yeah? Really? 308 00:14:17,348 --> 00:14:19,619 Fuck this. 309 00:14:19,652 --> 00:14:22,291 Alright. So here's what she said. 310 00:14:24,195 --> 00:14:25,731 "Couldn't turn off the sink. 311 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,368 "There's water leaking everywhere. 312 00:14:27,401 --> 00:14:28,838 "I couldn't find anyone. 313 00:14:28,871 --> 00:14:32,211 - That's friggin' malarkey, man. - "I repeatedly called Rick... 314 00:14:32,244 --> 00:14:36,620 at 847-555-0186." 315 00:14:36,653 --> 00:14:40,361 - Number sound familiar, Ricky? - Yeah... 316 00:14:40,394 --> 00:14:42,431 because that's Michael's number. 317 00:14:44,435 --> 00:14:47,641 Nobody looks at fucking digits anymore. I'm 312, dog. 318 00:14:52,886 --> 00:14:54,890 That kid, man. 319 00:14:57,595 --> 00:14:59,298 That kid. 320 00:15:17,601 --> 00:15:19,271 Ah... 321 00:15:20,975 --> 00:15:22,545 - Hey, Chef? - What? 322 00:15:22,578 --> 00:15:25,284 Will you please use a salt bed next time like I asked? 323 00:15:25,317 --> 00:15:27,790 Why you always, like, watching me? 324 00:15:27,823 --> 00:15:30,327 'Cause it's just sort of my job. Also, um, 325 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,833 maybe we don't use, like, 326 00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:35,604 gross kitchen towels. 327 00:15:35,637 --> 00:15:37,876 - Judgmental. - We could just use a knife. 328 00:15:37,909 --> 00:15:40,281 - I don't think it's judgment. - Uptight... 329 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,820 I think it's just like health and safety generally. 330 00:15:42,853 --> 00:15:44,890 Um, cool, so... 331 00:15:44,923 --> 00:15:46,994 - Okay, I got it. - I'm just trying to help. 332 00:15:47,027 --> 00:15:48,697 Yeah, thanks. I got it. 333 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:51,269 - Got it! Got it. - Thank you, Chef. 334 00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:32,385 Both of these fuckin' ninnyboys, 335 00:16:32,418 --> 00:16:33,988 they, like, they called ambulances, right? 336 00:16:34,021 --> 00:16:37,028 They're both in ambulances on the way to Resurrection Hospital. 337 00:16:37,061 --> 00:16:39,632 And then one of the medical professionals 338 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,736 whose time you're wasting say to you? 339 00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:44,375 He goes, "What in the hell did you do that for?" 340 00:16:45,979 --> 00:16:49,352 Like, what the fuck? You think that their shit wasn't spicy? 341 00:16:49,385 --> 00:16:51,522 Like, why would they lie about that? You know? 342 00:16:52,826 --> 00:16:54,696 - What's up, dudes? - Yo. 343 00:16:54,729 --> 00:16:56,066 What's up, man. 344 00:16:58,069 --> 00:17:00,674 - You guys just laughing it up over here? - Nope. 345 00:17:03,079 --> 00:17:05,819 - Hey, what's in the cooler? - Made, uh, Ecto-Cooler. 346 00:17:05,852 --> 00:17:08,524 - No way! Like Ghostbusters? - Yeah. 347 00:17:11,529 --> 00:17:15,470 - Oh, looks like it needs a refill. - Yeah, yeah. I'm on it. 348 00:17:17,675 --> 00:17:19,045 Damn, man. 349 00:17:19,078 --> 00:17:21,349 Fun birthday party, huh? 350 00:17:24,455 --> 00:17:27,428 Whoa, no way! This is, like, identical, dude! 351 00:17:27,461 --> 00:17:29,065 Good, good. Thank you. 352 00:17:29,098 --> 00:17:31,069 ♪ Busting makes me feel good! ♪ 353 00:17:31,102 --> 00:17:33,674 From the song. 354 00:17:33,707 --> 00:17:37,548 - No, I... I remember. - Yeah. 355 00:17:37,581 --> 00:17:39,953 - What is it, like, nap time or something? - Huh? 356 00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:48,070 - That's weird. - Huh. 357 00:17:48,103 --> 00:17:51,543 - Richie, how you been, man? - I got to, uh... 358 00:17:51,576 --> 00:17:53,580 - You know. - Cool, cool, cool, cool. 359 00:17:57,588 --> 00:17:59,692 Wow, man. This is so good, dude. 360 00:17:59,725 --> 00:18:03,433 - Good. Good. Thanks, man. - You killed it. 361 00:18:03,466 --> 00:18:05,638 Hey, I know that, you know, sometimes things are weird 362 00:18:05,671 --> 00:18:07,708 -or whatever with... -Oh, we don't... We don't have to do that. 363 00:18:07,741 --> 00:18:08,878 Yeah. 364 00:18:08,911 --> 00:18:10,648 But I'm, you know, I-I'm a bit of a foodie. 365 00:18:10,681 --> 00:18:13,053 - Jesus Christ, Pete. - What? 366 00:18:13,086 --> 00:18:15,090 Alright, I know that's not cool or whatever, 367 00:18:15,123 --> 00:18:17,595 but, uh, you know, I did just... I wanna say that 368 00:18:17,628 --> 00:18:20,133 I followed everything you were up to out there, man, and, uh... 369 00:18:21,069 --> 00:18:22,773 just, uh, 370 00:18:22,806 --> 00:18:25,610 I know how much courage that took for you, so... 371 00:18:26,679 --> 00:18:28,517 And, uh... 372 00:18:28,550 --> 00:18:30,687 just was pumped for you, you know? 373 00:18:32,959 --> 00:18:34,897 I bet probably a lot of people don't realize, like, 374 00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:38,537 how much work that must have took and dedication or whatever, 375 00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:43,013 and so just... I thought it was cool, man. 376 00:18:43,046 --> 00:18:46,086 And your sister frickin' was really pumped for you. 377 00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:48,791 Really, really pumped. Yeah. 378 00:18:48,824 --> 00:18:51,830 But she also, you know, really missed you a lot, too. 379 00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:56,038 - Thank you. Thank you, Pete. - Yeah, man. 380 00:18:57,574 --> 00:19:00,180 Freaking tired all of a sudden. 381 00:19:00,213 --> 00:19:02,886 So, uh, she's not really busy at work, huh? 382 00:19:02,919 --> 00:19:04,990 Oh, no, she's, uh, pissed at you. 383 00:19:07,661 --> 00:19:08,765 Yeah, I owe her a call. 384 00:19:08,798 --> 00:19:11,636 Or, you know, like, 50 calls. 385 00:19:11,669 --> 00:19:13,540 You know, I don't wanna get in the middle of anything 386 00:19:13,573 --> 00:19:15,210 or whatever, but, uh... 387 00:19:15,243 --> 00:19:18,116 I mean, it was hard for her, too, you know? 388 00:19:18,149 --> 00:19:19,920 Look, I, uh, I gotta keep jamming here, alright? 389 00:19:19,953 --> 00:19:22,091 - Yeah, no, totally. I'm gonna... - I'm gonna head in, 390 00:19:22,124 --> 00:19:23,961 but, uh, I'll catch you before you cruise? 391 00:19:23,994 --> 00:19:25,730 - Yes. Yeah. - Yeah. Cool, cool. 392 00:19:27,936 --> 00:19:30,875 This freaking guy. Hilarious. 393 00:19:32,812 --> 00:19:34,615 Fucking shit... 394 00:19:37,822 --> 00:19:40,060 Oh, F... 395 00:19:40,093 --> 00:19:42,598 Fuck. F... 396 00:19:42,631 --> 00:19:44,803 Fuck. Shit. 397 00:19:44,836 --> 00:19:48,509 - I got a little more, uh, ketchup here. - Thanks. 398 00:19:49,745 --> 00:19:51,082 Um... 399 00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:53,219 What? 400 00:19:54,688 --> 00:19:56,659 Don't kill me... 401 00:19:56,692 --> 00:19:58,697 Oh, I can't wait for this. 402 00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,100 We, uh... 403 00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:03,172 we spilled a bottle of Xanax in the cooler. 404 00:20:13,259 --> 00:20:15,899 What, are they fuckin' dead? 405 00:20:15,932 --> 00:20:18,905 No, no, no. I think they're, um, 406 00:20:18,938 --> 00:20:20,573 they're just sleeping? 407 00:20:22,611 --> 00:20:23,713 Huh. 408 00:20:23,746 --> 00:20:25,617 Actually, I'm kinda into it. 409 00:20:26,987 --> 00:20:28,991 - Yeah? - Oh yeah. 410 00:20:31,295 --> 00:20:34,234 -Keep up the good work. You're killing it! -Alright. 411 00:20:38,176 --> 00:20:40,147 Okay, Chefs, 412 00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:42,217 let's get ready to taste the potatoes! 413 00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:49,766 Fuck... 414 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,551 Oh, come on. Come on, come on, come... 415 00:21:08,804 --> 00:21:10,641 Behind! 416 00:21:10,674 --> 00:21:12,779 Whoa. Come on! 417 00:21:12,812 --> 00:21:15,684 Sorry. Sorry, sorry. 418 00:21:15,717 --> 00:21:18,055 - It's cool. - Oh, fuck! Come on, Tina! 419 00:21:22,799 --> 00:21:23,867 Fuck... 420 00:21:31,282 --> 00:21:33,320 Why did you do this? 421 00:21:33,353 --> 00:21:35,758 Because I don't have time to fuck around. 422 00:21:35,791 --> 00:21:37,294 You're welcome, Chef. 423 00:21:53,092 --> 00:21:54,695 Damn. 424 00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:58,838 Coffee? 425 00:21:58,871 --> 00:22:00,206 No. No, I'm good. 426 00:22:04,381 --> 00:22:07,021 Hey, when is that from? 427 00:22:07,054 --> 00:22:09,993 Repeat party, Grant Park, '92. 428 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:14,068 You ever miss him? 429 00:22:14,101 --> 00:22:16,172 I didn't really know him well enough to miss him. 430 00:22:17,241 --> 00:22:19,045 You? 431 00:22:19,078 --> 00:22:20,949 Sometimes. 432 00:22:20,982 --> 00:22:23,386 You know, we were so close in age, more like... 433 00:22:23,419 --> 00:22:26,359 more like a friend than family. You know, we were... 434 00:22:26,392 --> 00:22:29,699 the same kind of problems around the same time. We... 435 00:22:29,732 --> 00:22:31,168 had a lot to talk about. 436 00:22:32,304 --> 00:22:33,974 Sounds nice. 437 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,349 It was. 438 00:22:40,755 --> 00:22:42,324 When was the last time you talked to him? 439 00:22:43,126 --> 00:22:45,097 Uh... 440 00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:47,101 Around 20 years ago. 441 00:22:47,134 --> 00:22:49,973 We had a gnarly fight, man. 442 00:22:50,006 --> 00:22:52,677 - What was it about? - Million things. 443 00:22:53,847 --> 00:22:55,384 You know, drugs, alcohol, gambling, 444 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:56,987 mostly because he just insisted 445 00:22:57,020 --> 00:23:00,962 on doing stupid fuckin' shit all the time. 446 00:23:00,995 --> 00:23:04,368 You know he had a new career, like, every 10 minutes? 447 00:23:05,771 --> 00:23:07,308 Wanted to be a broker, 448 00:23:07,341 --> 00:23:09,846 and then he wanted to be a defensive coordinator. 449 00:23:09,879 --> 00:23:11,449 I'm dead serious. 450 00:23:11,482 --> 00:23:13,286 And then, 451 00:23:13,319 --> 00:23:16,726 some asshole invested in Ed Debevic's, 452 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,097 and, you know, suddenly, he's a restaurateur. 453 00:23:20,935 --> 00:23:23,908 - Sounds about right. - Yeah. 454 00:23:23,941 --> 00:23:27,381 Really stuck your poor ma with that place. Man. 455 00:23:27,414 --> 00:23:28,918 I mean, don't you find it impossible 456 00:23:28,951 --> 00:23:31,189 being in there 24 hours a day? 457 00:23:31,222 --> 00:23:33,059 I-I'm in there for five minutes, 458 00:23:33,092 --> 00:23:35,030 I start thinking about bad shit. 459 00:23:35,063 --> 00:23:37,067 Ah, that's probably why I like it so much. 460 00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:39,438 Yep. Probably why you wanna fix it, too. 461 00:23:41,309 --> 00:23:43,146 Probably. 462 00:23:43,179 --> 00:23:45,317 Just, you know... 463 00:23:45,350 --> 00:23:47,288 Just don't be too disappointed if it... 464 00:23:47,321 --> 00:23:50,226 doesn't necessarily happen. Alright? 465 00:23:52,197 --> 00:23:53,868 You know I'm not gonna sell it to you, right? 466 00:23:53,901 --> 00:23:55,303 I know that. 467 00:23:57,976 --> 00:24:00,113 Had a dream about him once, your dad. 468 00:24:01,984 --> 00:24:04,322 We were up in, um... 469 00:24:04,355 --> 00:24:06,961 like Lake Geneva... 470 00:24:06,994 --> 00:24:09,231 or someplace, and we-we're going along. 471 00:24:09,264 --> 00:24:12,237 We're driving along in this car, big SUV. 472 00:24:12,270 --> 00:24:14,375 He's in the passenger seat, and we're driving fast, 473 00:24:14,408 --> 00:24:16,479 like, really fast. 474 00:24:16,512 --> 00:24:19,218 And I can't get control. 475 00:24:19,251 --> 00:24:22,157 You know, it's like bumpy cars flying all over the place. 476 00:24:22,190 --> 00:24:24,027 He wouldn't put on his seatbelt. 477 00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:27,936 Suddenly, this little kid... 478 00:24:27,969 --> 00:24:30,240 a little boy, he walks right out in the middle of the road. 479 00:24:30,273 --> 00:24:33,079 I jam on the brakes really hard. 480 00:24:33,112 --> 00:24:35,316 Car stops like a millimeter away from him. 481 00:24:36,887 --> 00:24:38,356 But, your dad, 482 00:24:38,389 --> 00:24:40,460 he goes flying through the windshield, 483 00:24:41,362 --> 00:24:43,065 but he never lands. 484 00:24:44,836 --> 00:24:47,107 He keeps on flying. 485 00:24:51,582 --> 00:24:53,219 What happened to the kid? 486 00:24:54,555 --> 00:24:56,458 I stood there waving at him. 487 00:25:03,874 --> 00:25:06,913 Well, on a, uh, on a sunnier note, you have, um... 488 00:25:08,449 --> 00:25:11,255 you have knocked 2K off your tab. Congrats. 489 00:25:11,288 --> 00:25:12,925 Nice seg. 490 00:25:13,593 --> 00:25:16,165 I'm the Seg King. 491 00:25:16,198 --> 00:25:21,109 - So, what do we owe you now? 298,000? - 298,050. 492 00:25:21,142 --> 00:25:25,317 - What's that 50 about? - Shipping and handling. 493 00:25:25,350 --> 00:25:27,120 Fucking asshole. 494 00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:33,133 Come on. 495 00:25:35,270 --> 00:25:38,376 - Chef, how close are the potatoes? - One minute! 496 00:26:09,071 --> 00:26:11,175 - Go ahead. Get it over with. - Get what over with? 497 00:26:11,208 --> 00:26:14,247 Taste it and tell me it's shitty. 498 00:26:17,087 --> 00:26:18,589 - It's great. Thanks, Chef. - What? 499 00:26:20,193 --> 00:26:22,932 It's great. Thank you, Chef. 500 00:26:22,965 --> 00:26:25,437 Now, uh, let's hurry up and roll before we get rolled, yeah? 501 00:26:25,470 --> 00:26:27,207 ♪ ♪ 502 00:26:30,513 --> 00:26:35,190 ♪ I've been alone too long ♪ 503 00:26:35,223 --> 00:26:39,098 ♪ Somebody without someone ♪ 504 00:26:39,131 --> 00:26:42,237 ♪ Is no one at all ♪ 505 00:26:45,109 --> 00:26:48,483 Thank you, Jeff. Chef. 506 00:26:48,516 --> 00:26:53,126 ♪ I've struggled and fought my pride ♪ 507 00:26:53,159 --> 00:26:55,397 ♪ Scared that someone ♪ 508 00:26:55,430 --> 00:26:57,234 ♪ Your type ♪ 509 00:26:57,267 --> 00:27:01,642 ♪ Couldn't see past my flaws ♪ 510 00:27:01,675 --> 00:27:04,348 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 511 00:27:04,381 --> 00:27:06,419 ♪ 'Cause I've heard that Heaven ♪ 512 00:27:06,452 --> 00:27:10,227 ♪ Ain't easy to get to ♪ 513 00:27:10,260 --> 00:27:12,231 Alright. Let's get the hell out of here. 514 00:27:12,264 --> 00:27:13,934 I didn't even get a chance to eat anything. 515 00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:16,672 - Me neither. Fucking starving. - Hey! Nice work today, fellas. 516 00:27:16,705 --> 00:27:18,676 -Seriously, -It was good to see you, Uncle J. 517 00:27:18,709 --> 00:27:21,081 Love you, Bear. Love you. 518 00:27:25,523 --> 00:27:29,231 -Later, Richard. -Alright. Until next time, James. 519 00:27:29,264 --> 00:27:32,370 Hey, uh, you guys wanna see something disgusting? 520 00:27:34,174 --> 00:27:36,546 I don't understand it. It's so mysterious to me. 521 00:27:36,579 --> 00:27:39,285 He's sitting there, just sleeping like a baby. 522 00:27:39,318 --> 00:27:41,522 - I wanna beat the living fucking crap out of him. - Yeah. Exactly. 523 00:27:41,555 --> 00:27:43,526 - You know? - Exactly. 524 00:27:48,436 --> 00:27:50,506 Thank you for letting me be a part of this family. 525 00:27:54,448 --> 00:27:56,419 I'll never forget this memory. 526 00:27:56,452 --> 00:27:58,723 Man, shut the fuck up, fucking nerd. 527 00:27:58,757 --> 00:28:00,994 Sleep there. 528 00:28:02,765 --> 00:28:05,002 - Are we almost back? - Yeah. 529 00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:13,419 Sorry, Pete. 530 00:28:15,223 --> 00:28:17,194 ♪ A million young poets ♪ 531 00:28:17,227 --> 00:28:19,298 ♪ Screaming out their words ♪ 532 00:28:19,331 --> 00:28:22,037 ♪ To a world full of people ♪ 533 00:28:22,070 --> 00:28:24,208 ♪ Just living to be heard ♪ 534 00:28:24,241 --> 00:28:26,445 ♪ Future generations ♪ 535 00:28:26,478 --> 00:28:28,449 ♪ Riding on the highways that we built ♪ 536 00:28:28,482 --> 00:28:32,558 ♪ I hope they have a better understanding ♪ 537 00:28:32,591 --> 00:28:37,200 ♪ Check it out, going to work on Monday ♪ 538 00:28:37,233 --> 00:28:40,574 ♪ Check it out, got yourself a family ♪ 539 00:28:40,607 --> 00:28:43,212 Yo, yo! Got some family dessert. 540 00:28:43,245 --> 00:28:45,082 Oh! Alright, alright. 541 00:28:47,220 --> 00:28:50,460 ♪ Talking about the girls we've seen on the sly ♪ 542 00:28:50,493 --> 00:28:54,101 ♪ Just to tell our souls we're still the young lions ♪ 543 00:28:54,134 --> 00:28:57,074 We all get cake 'cause we're best friends. 544 00:28:57,107 --> 00:28:59,211 - Thank you. - Okay. 545 00:28:59,244 --> 00:29:01,215 Hey. 546 00:29:01,248 --> 00:29:02,717 Chef. 547 00:29:05,256 --> 00:29:08,663 ♪ Soaring with the eagles all week long ♪ 548 00:29:08,696 --> 00:29:12,237 ♪ And this is all that we've learned about living ♪ 549 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:17,313 ♪ This is all that we've learned about living ♪ 550 00:29:18,182 --> 00:29:21,188 ♪ ♪ 551 00:29:40,727 --> 00:29:45,503 ♪ A million young poets screaming out their words ♪ 552 00:29:45,536 --> 00:29:50,146 ♪ To a world full of people just living to be heard ♪ 553 00:29:50,179 --> 00:29:53,686 ♪ Future generations riding on the highways that we built ♪ 554 00:29:53,719 --> 00:29:56,358 ♪ I hope they have a better understanding... ♪