1 00:00:06,367 --> 00:00:09,040 Thank God you found us 2 00:00:09,073 --> 00:00:12,179 at 93.1 FM WXRT. 3 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:15,652 I'm Lin Brehmer, your best friend in the whole world. 4 00:00:15,685 --> 00:00:16,554 It's great to be alive. 5 00:00:16,587 --> 00:00:19,193 So let's start today with a songwriter, 6 00:00:19,226 --> 00:00:22,199 who has been known to climb on the stage of the Metro 7 00:00:22,232 --> 00:00:24,804 as the Christmas Unicorn, 8 00:00:24,837 --> 00:00:28,779 a rare and beautiful creature costumed in stunning colors. 9 00:00:28,812 --> 00:00:32,019 And while you've heard all roads lead to Rome, 10 00:00:32,052 --> 00:00:35,058 some roads lead from Chicago. 11 00:00:35,091 --> 00:00:37,196 This is Sufjan Stevens. 12 00:00:37,229 --> 00:00:39,133 This is "Chicago." 13 00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:00,242 ♪ I fell in love again 14 00:01:00,275 --> 00:01:04,250 ♪ All things go, all things go ♪ 15 00:01:04,283 --> 00:01:08,225 ♪ Drove to Chicago 16 00:01:08,258 --> 00:01:12,032 ♪ All things know, all things know ♪ 17 00:01:12,065 --> 00:01:16,241 ♪ We sold our clothes to the state ♪ 18 00:01:16,274 --> 00:01:20,282 ♪ I don't mind, I don't mind 19 00:01:20,315 --> 00:01:26,094 ♪ I made a lot of mistakes in my mind ♪ 20 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:28,297 ♪ In my mind 21 00:01:44,163 --> 00:01:48,205 ♪ You came to take us 22 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:52,246 ♪ All things go, all things go ♪ 23 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:56,154 ♪ To recreate us 24 00:01:56,187 --> 00:02:00,195 ♪ All things grow, all things grow ♪ 25 00:02:00,228 --> 00:02:04,103 ♪ We had our mindset 26 00:02:04,136 --> 00:02:08,178 ♪ All things know, all things know ♪ 27 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:12,086 ♪ You had to find it 28 00:02:12,119 --> 00:02:16,227 ♪ All things go, all things go ♪ 29 00:02:28,151 --> 00:02:31,090 "This writer, as all my readers know, 30 00:02:31,123 --> 00:02:34,497 "is devoted to Chicago and for better or worse, 31 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:37,169 "the neighborhoods are changing. 32 00:02:37,202 --> 00:02:39,073 "I'm fascinated by the intersection 33 00:02:39,106 --> 00:02:42,079 "of the stalwart and the progressive 34 00:02:42,112 --> 00:02:44,383 "and chronicling my findings. 35 00:02:44,416 --> 00:02:46,321 "Can the windy city evolve 36 00:02:46,354 --> 00:02:49,260 "without losing its true essence? 37 00:02:49,293 --> 00:02:52,333 "We wonder at times if nostalgia clouds our judgment 38 00:02:52,366 --> 00:02:54,737 "and creates an angry desire 39 00:02:54,770 --> 00:02:58,211 "for perfection with every turned over spot... 40 00:02:58,244 --> 00:03:02,786 "Which is why we have chose to revisit The Beef of Chicagoland, 41 00:03:02,819 --> 00:03:04,189 "a River North staple. 42 00:03:05,225 --> 00:03:07,096 "Long known as a family joint, 43 00:03:07,129 --> 00:03:08,498 "the purveyor of sloppy, 44 00:03:08,531 --> 00:03:10,535 "but tasty Italian beef sandwiches, 45 00:03:10,568 --> 00:03:14,510 "the word we would have used to describe The, The Beef 46 00:03:14,543 --> 00:03:16,447 "before this review was 'reliable.' 47 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,251 "The word I would choose now, 48 00:03:18,284 --> 00:03:21,257 "after my most recent meals 49 00:03:21,290 --> 00:03:24,363 "at the well-loved, if not shabby establishment, 50 00:03:24,396 --> 00:03:26,367 "is 'elevated' or 'elegant.' 51 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:29,073 The menu is slightly updated..." 52 00:03:29,106 --> 00:03:30,475 Twenty minutes to open, Chefs. 53 00:03:30,508 --> 00:03:32,046 - Chef. - Syd, you set up? 54 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:33,181 - Uh, yes, Chef, ready to go. - Thank you. 55 00:03:33,215 --> 00:03:35,552 "...and it's clear more changes are coming." 56 00:03:35,585 --> 00:03:37,056 Chef, stop reading that shit. 57 00:03:37,089 --> 00:03:38,291 We got a lot to do today, okay? 58 00:03:38,324 --> 00:03:40,095 We open in 20, to-go's live in 20. 59 00:03:40,128 --> 00:03:41,163 Let's fucking go. 60 00:03:41,197 --> 00:03:42,566 Oh, you'll like this part, Carmy. 61 00:03:42,599 --> 00:03:43,535 You'll like this part, Carmen. 62 00:03:43,568 --> 00:03:45,439 "Even if the walls are stained, 63 00:03:45,472 --> 00:03:47,409 the staff moves are next level." 64 00:03:47,442 --> 00:03:49,080 Where is Tina? She's still not here? 65 00:03:49,113 --> 00:03:51,017 Uh, no, Chef, I'm covering her prep. 66 00:03:51,050 --> 00:03:53,121 Um, can we maybe... Should we, like... 67 00:03:53,154 --> 00:03:56,794 "The sandwiches are so delicious as ever, 68 00:03:56,827 --> 00:03:59,533 "but the standout dish that... 69 00:03:59,566 --> 00:04:01,537 "that, that encapsulates all, 70 00:04:01,570 --> 00:04:04,477 "this was the risotto with braised beef. 71 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:09,286 "The rice was luscious with a surprising ribbon of brine 72 00:04:09,319 --> 00:04:11,057 "running through the sauce. 73 00:04:11,090 --> 00:04:13,294 The chef obviously knew what she was doing." 74 00:04:13,327 --> 00:04:15,465 Ebra, enough, please. Back to work. 75 00:04:15,498 --> 00:04:16,501 - Thank you. - Um... 76 00:04:16,534 --> 00:04:18,571 - So... - Ribbon of brine, huh? 77 00:04:18,604 --> 00:04:22,146 Well, I gave a dish to a customer 78 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,281 because I didn't want it to go to waste. 79 00:04:23,314 --> 00:04:25,018 I obviously didn't know who he was. 80 00:04:25,051 --> 00:04:26,554 Chef, it's all good. It's all good. 81 00:04:26,587 --> 00:04:29,360 Um, okay. So, you know, it was an accident 82 00:04:29,393 --> 00:04:30,262 and, and it's fine, right? 83 00:04:30,295 --> 00:04:32,299 Like, it's not weird or anything like... 84 00:04:32,332 --> 00:04:34,036 - Good for business. - Right, yes, exactly. 85 00:04:34,069 --> 00:04:35,205 - Hey, Syd, congrats. - Um, and, yeah, 86 00:04:35,238 --> 00:04:37,042 - I just wanna... - Yeah, you better tell your pops. 87 00:04:37,075 --> 00:04:38,411 For sure. And I just wanna make sure, you know, 88 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:39,447 like, everything's okay. 89 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,317 It's not weird or dumb, whatever. 90 00:04:41,350 --> 00:04:42,486 It's okay, Syd. 91 00:04:42,519 --> 00:04:44,056 It's not weird. It's good. 92 00:04:44,089 --> 00:04:45,325 - Yeah. Okay. Thanks. - Alright? 93 00:04:45,358 --> 00:04:47,062 Sandwiches are totally different, though. 94 00:04:47,095 --> 00:04:48,631 That guy's a fuckin' hack anyway. 95 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:50,135 Totally. 96 00:04:50,168 --> 00:04:52,106 - To-go boxes ready? - Uh, yes, almost. 97 00:04:52,139 --> 00:04:53,241 - Thank you, Chef. - Sorry. 98 00:04:53,275 --> 00:04:55,412 I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 99 00:04:55,445 --> 00:04:57,516 - Yo. - Louie got suspended. 100 00:04:57,549 --> 00:04:59,520 Louie, apologize to Jeff. 101 00:04:59,553 --> 00:05:02,025 - Sorry, Jeff. - That's alright, Louie. 102 00:05:02,058 --> 00:05:04,330 Say hello to Jeff's friend. 103 00:05:04,363 --> 00:05:06,601 - Hi, Jeff's friend. - Hi, um, Louie. 104 00:05:06,634 --> 00:05:08,571 Hey, T, we got a lot to do today, please hustle, okay? 105 00:05:08,604 --> 00:05:10,208 I need you to catch up. Thank you, Chef. 106 00:05:10,241 --> 00:05:12,312 Yes, Jeff, but Louie... 107 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:14,550 - What about Louie? - Um, he needs to know... 108 00:05:14,583 --> 00:05:16,487 You need to teach him how to work in the kitchen. 109 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,491 - Today? - Mm-hmm. 110 00:05:18,524 --> 00:05:21,197 Sure, Tina. Today, the day we're running the new program. 111 00:05:21,230 --> 00:05:24,203 Um, Chef Sydney, you got that, right? 112 00:05:24,236 --> 00:05:26,374 - Yeah. Sure. - Thank you, Chef. 113 00:05:26,407 --> 00:05:28,611 "But it was the coriander..." 114 00:05:28,644 --> 00:05:31,483 Okay, Ebra, let's get to work, please. 115 00:05:32,586 --> 00:05:33,655 What are you reading? 116 00:05:33,688 --> 00:05:36,260 Oh, a review, five stars. 117 00:05:36,293 --> 00:05:38,331 - Oh, shit! - It's nothing. 118 00:05:38,364 --> 00:05:39,533 - It's not... - Is five stars good? 119 00:05:39,566 --> 00:05:40,669 Very good. 120 00:05:40,702 --> 00:05:42,239 What's up? 121 00:05:42,272 --> 00:05:44,143 I need help with him. 122 00:05:44,176 --> 00:05:46,180 Yo. Go wait in Jeff's office 123 00:05:46,213 --> 00:05:48,651 and think about what the fuck you did. 124 00:05:48,684 --> 00:05:52,259 Uh, yeah, um, he is, um, 125 00:05:52,292 --> 00:05:55,232 you know, getting into trouble, doing dumb shit. 126 00:05:55,265 --> 00:05:56,601 Is not interested in anything... 127 00:05:56,634 --> 00:05:58,238 So you brought him here? 128 00:05:58,271 --> 00:06:00,141 Hmm. Claro que sí. 129 00:06:00,675 --> 00:06:01,644 ¿Por qué? 130 00:06:01,677 --> 00:06:03,481 Porque you taught me. 131 00:06:03,514 --> 00:06:04,683 You could teach him. 132 00:06:04,716 --> 00:06:06,554 Teach him what exactly? 133 00:06:06,587 --> 00:06:09,360 Uh, your skills, man. You got skills. 134 00:06:09,393 --> 00:06:11,297 - Skills? - Yes. 135 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:14,637 Shabby? This guy's a hacky fuck, right? 136 00:06:14,670 --> 00:06:16,240 That's exactly what I said. 137 00:06:16,273 --> 00:06:18,545 Yo. Why's he talking about risotto, Cousin? 138 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:20,248 We don't have risotto on the menu. 139 00:06:20,281 --> 00:06:23,121 That's a, uh, dish that Sydney's been working on. 140 00:06:23,154 --> 00:06:25,525 And how did this fuckin' mamaluke try it? 141 00:06:25,558 --> 00:06:27,963 Sydney accidentally left it at his table. 142 00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:29,566 - Accidentally? - Accidentally. 143 00:06:31,337 --> 00:06:33,575 Let me ask you, what's the pickup on risotto? 144 00:06:33,608 --> 00:06:35,178 Feel like that's kinda crazy, right? 145 00:06:35,211 --> 00:06:36,113 We're not gonna do that. 146 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:36,813 No, we're not gonna do that. 147 00:06:36,847 --> 00:06:38,651 Fifteen minutes to open, Chefs! 148 00:06:38,684 --> 00:06:40,155 - Yes, Chef. - Thank you. 149 00:06:40,188 --> 00:06:41,324 Oh, shit. 150 00:06:41,357 --> 00:06:43,228 Sydney, you blowing somebody 151 00:06:43,261 --> 00:06:44,463 down at The Telegraph? 152 00:06:44,497 --> 00:06:46,501 Yeah, Richie, that's exactly what's happening. 153 00:06:46,534 --> 00:06:48,972 I'm blowing somebody down at The Telegraph. 154 00:06:49,005 --> 00:06:51,377 Oh, Louiecito, get over here. 155 00:06:51,410 --> 00:06:52,579 Oh, my man. 156 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:54,683 Whoa. You bulking up? 157 00:06:54,716 --> 00:06:57,256 - I'm trying, yeah. - Yeah, man, looking good. 158 00:06:57,289 --> 00:07:00,328 Okay, um, can we please go over the new system today? 159 00:07:00,361 --> 00:07:02,232 You got it, boss. 160 00:07:02,265 --> 00:07:06,140 Fascinating how you accidentally 161 00:07:06,173 --> 00:07:07,743 gave a dish that's not on the menu... 162 00:07:07,776 --> 00:07:09,013 - Cousin. Hey! - ...to a guy who happened to be 163 00:07:09,046 --> 00:07:10,715 - a food critic. Do me a favor. Shut the fuck up. 164 00:07:10,748 --> 00:07:12,553 No, it's just, it's hard to digest. 165 00:07:12,586 --> 00:07:14,190 - Sydney, boxes. - Yes, Chef. 166 00:07:14,223 --> 00:07:15,559 - Thank you so much. - Gary, come on. 167 00:07:15,592 --> 00:07:16,594 What's a ribbon of brine? 168 00:07:16,627 --> 00:07:18,498 Okay, Chefs, listen up. 169 00:07:18,531 --> 00:07:22,206 Uh, I'm gonna turn on the to-go's in 10 minutes. 170 00:07:22,239 --> 00:07:24,443 So we're gonna count off, alright? 171 00:07:24,476 --> 00:07:25,679 Pars all day. 172 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:27,583 Syd, salads. Count. 173 00:07:27,616 --> 00:07:28,685 Twenty-five all day, Chef. 174 00:07:28,718 --> 00:07:30,388 Twenty-five. Thank you. 175 00:07:30,421 --> 00:07:32,192 Grilled pars. Tina, chicken? 176 00:07:32,225 --> 00:07:33,461 Uh, 32 all day, Chef. 177 00:07:33,494 --> 00:07:35,232 Thirty-two. Thank you. 178 00:07:35,265 --> 00:07:37,202 - Ebra, beef all day? - One hundred, Chef. 179 00:07:37,235 --> 00:07:38,504 One hundred. Thank you. 180 00:07:38,537 --> 00:07:40,342 Richie, go fuck yourself. 181 00:07:40,375 --> 00:07:41,544 Sixty-nine all day, Chef. 182 00:07:41,577 --> 00:07:43,648 And, Marcus, cakes all day? 183 00:07:43,681 --> 00:07:45,418 Uh... Uh, give me a sec. 184 00:07:45,451 --> 00:07:46,420 Nope. Faster. How many? 185 00:07:46,453 --> 00:07:48,324 I just got a little behind. I'mma catch up. 186 00:07:48,357 --> 00:07:50,195 Marcus, if you're still fucking with those donuts right now 187 00:07:50,228 --> 00:07:51,597 I'm gonna fuck your day up. You hear me? 188 00:07:51,630 --> 00:07:52,766 - Yes, Chef. - Thank you, Chef. 189 00:07:52,799 --> 00:07:54,637 No, no, no. Uh-uh. 190 00:07:54,670 --> 00:07:56,407 Nope. Sorry, guys. 191 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:57,609 This is the thunderdome right here. 192 00:07:57,642 --> 00:07:59,380 Take the kindergarten somewhere else. 193 00:07:59,413 --> 00:08:00,615 Not that I don't appreciate the giddyup, 194 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:01,717 but you're not quite there yet. 195 00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:03,254 - Um, okay. - Okay. 196 00:08:03,287 --> 00:08:05,458 Can we please talk about the new to-go system? 197 00:08:05,491 --> 00:08:06,494 Yeah, you got it, boss. 198 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:07,496 Fellas, I gotta talk to Sydney. 199 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:08,665 Excuse me, lizards. 200 00:08:08,698 --> 00:08:10,502 Just, um, take this 201 00:08:10,535 --> 00:08:12,506 and do this over by the deli counter. 202 00:08:12,539 --> 00:08:13,641 Yes. Thank you. 203 00:08:13,674 --> 00:08:14,743 Ten minutes to open, Chefs. 204 00:08:16,380 --> 00:08:18,117 Bravo. 205 00:08:18,150 --> 00:08:21,357 Alright, boss lady, you did it. 206 00:08:21,390 --> 00:08:23,161 Got your little dish in the paper. 207 00:08:23,194 --> 00:08:24,363 A little to-go tablet. 208 00:08:24,396 --> 00:08:26,267 Everything's going according to plan, huh? 209 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:27,502 I have a plan? 210 00:08:27,536 --> 00:08:29,273 Yeah, this is what you wanted to do from the beginning, right? 211 00:08:29,306 --> 00:08:30,542 You know, you push my people out. 212 00:08:30,575 --> 00:08:33,314 - Your people? - Yeah, you know, push out the working man, 213 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:35,585 - make room for whatever fuckin'... - The working man? 214 00:08:35,618 --> 00:08:37,556 jabronistas this stupid article's gonna bring in. 215 00:08:37,589 --> 00:08:41,197 Sorry, um, are you the new face of the working man? 216 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:42,399 - Right. - Richie, congrats. 217 00:08:42,432 --> 00:08:43,668 That is huge. 218 00:08:43,701 --> 00:08:45,538 - Bullshit aside... - Huh? 219 00:08:45,571 --> 00:08:47,709 What's your angle? Level with me. 220 00:08:47,742 --> 00:08:50,148 - My angle? - Yeah. 221 00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:52,753 Uh, my angle's that I was hired to work here. 222 00:08:52,786 --> 00:08:55,725 So now I'm working here and I'm trying to bring business in. 223 00:08:55,758 --> 00:08:58,164 - That's my angle. - Yeah, but it's the wrong kind of business. 224 00:08:58,197 --> 00:08:59,533 You know, you're bringing in all these fucking strokes. 225 00:08:59,566 --> 00:09:02,306 - They're gonna box out the OGs. - Okay. The OGs? 226 00:09:02,339 --> 00:09:04,743 Yeah, bus drivers, secretaries, teachers. 227 00:09:04,776 --> 00:09:06,447 - Sorry, are we just naming professions? - You know, it's just confusing. 228 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,184 - I can do that too. - People are gonna know... 229 00:09:08,217 --> 00:09:09,687 - Bricklayers, clock workers... - ...not know what's on the menu. 230 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,757 What's not on the menu is the risotto. 231 00:09:11,790 --> 00:09:13,561 Okay, well, if there's confusion, 232 00:09:13,594 --> 00:09:15,365 let me help clarify some things. 233 00:09:15,398 --> 00:09:16,467 - Okay. - Okay? Um. 234 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,705 We all work in a restaurant, right? 235 00:09:18,738 --> 00:09:21,744 And, um, we, uh, make food in the restaurant. 236 00:09:21,777 --> 00:09:23,681 We all try to do a good job. I don't know about you. 237 00:09:23,714 --> 00:09:25,185 But, anyway, people come 238 00:09:25,218 --> 00:09:26,721 and they buy their food with money 239 00:09:26,754 --> 00:09:28,291 and they spend their money 240 00:09:28,324 --> 00:09:29,560 and then, uh, we take our earnings 241 00:09:29,593 --> 00:09:32,566 and, um, just, you know, live our lives. 242 00:09:32,599 --> 00:09:34,169 That's it. 243 00:09:34,202 --> 00:09:35,372 It's business. 244 00:09:35,405 --> 00:09:38,344 The point of this is that it is a business, 245 00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:40,648 not, uh, some sort of a hollow shell 246 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:43,588 you can project your dying fantasies or whatever. 247 00:09:43,621 --> 00:09:45,258 You don't need to get nasty, young lady. 248 00:09:45,291 --> 00:09:48,364 And you just don't need to speak to me at all, I guess. 249 00:09:48,397 --> 00:09:51,470 By the way, those OGs you love waxing on and on about 250 00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:54,576 all come here, split one sandwich and a free cup of water 251 00:09:54,609 --> 00:09:56,280 and then treat the rest of us like shit. 252 00:09:56,313 --> 00:09:57,449 So this is a war on poor people? 253 00:09:57,482 --> 00:10:00,388 No, this is a war on you shutting the fuck up, Richie, 254 00:10:00,421 --> 00:10:02,592 and learning how to use the tablet. 255 00:10:02,625 --> 00:10:05,198 - The end, dude. - What is the end? 256 00:10:05,231 --> 00:10:07,636 The end is that I was telling Richie 257 00:10:07,669 --> 00:10:11,477 that we are learning how to use the tablet, and it's good. 258 00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:13,748 And it's good for business, and you and I agree. 259 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,018 Yes. Your idea, but, yes. 260 00:10:15,051 --> 00:10:17,589 Yeah. But you agree w-with me about the other thing, right? 261 00:10:17,622 --> 00:10:18,524 - Uh, what other thing? - What's the other thing? 262 00:10:18,557 --> 00:10:20,428 That, That people are gonna come in here 263 00:10:20,461 --> 00:10:21,597 thinking they're gonna get her food. 264 00:10:21,630 --> 00:10:23,501 That's some fuckin' 265 00:10:23,534 --> 00:10:25,638 - millennial shit. - You are not even Italian. 266 00:10:25,671 --> 00:10:27,375 Stop, it's a little bit messy, okay? 267 00:10:27,408 --> 00:10:28,611 We will figure it out. 268 00:10:28,644 --> 00:10:29,747 I just turned on the to-go tablet. 269 00:10:29,780 --> 00:10:31,484 - Are we ready? - No. 270 00:10:31,517 --> 00:10:32,486 Nine minutes to open, Chef. 271 00:10:32,519 --> 00:10:33,421 This is gonna be bad. 272 00:10:33,454 --> 00:10:34,323 - Um, Chef? - Yes. 273 00:10:34,356 --> 00:10:36,827 Uh, sorry, I just don't, uh, feel like 274 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:38,631 we're on the same page right now. 275 00:10:38,664 --> 00:10:40,235 - I feel like we're not good. - We're good, Chef. 276 00:10:40,268 --> 00:10:41,404 Let's get through the day, please. 277 00:10:41,437 --> 00:10:42,739 - Chef! - What? 278 00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:43,741 Fuck! 279 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:46,346 What? 280 00:10:49,419 --> 00:10:50,521 Fuck. What the fuck? 281 00:10:51,690 --> 00:10:53,428 - Syd? - Uh, okay. 282 00:10:53,461 --> 00:10:57,469 Um, I, uh, uh, uh. Cool. I don't know, um. 283 00:10:57,502 --> 00:10:59,306 You left the preorder option open. 284 00:10:59,339 --> 00:11:01,377 O-Okay, uh... No. I'm sorry. 285 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:03,448 - Yes. - What's that mean? 286 00:11:03,481 --> 00:11:05,652 That means we have 78 slices of chocolate cake, 287 00:11:05,685 --> 00:11:09,293 99 French fries, 54 chickens, 38 salads 288 00:11:09,326 --> 00:11:13,468 and 255 beef sandwiches due up in eight minutes. 289 00:11:13,501 --> 00:11:15,805 - So, yeah, Syd, fuck. - I fuckin' told you. 290 00:11:15,838 --> 00:11:17,342 You didn't fuckin' tell me shit. 291 00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:18,578 Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! 292 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,314 Let me think for a fuckin' second. 293 00:11:21,483 --> 00:11:22,552 Fucking twice. I told you. 294 00:11:22,585 --> 00:11:23,520 I told you to be more fucking ready. 295 00:11:23,554 --> 00:11:25,425 I told you that dish wasn't fuckin' ready. 296 00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:26,560 What does this have to do with this? 297 00:11:26,593 --> 00:11:27,762 Chef, stop! Stop! 298 00:11:31,470 --> 00:11:33,841 Chefs, go to the walk-in, get all the cooked beef. 299 00:11:33,874 --> 00:11:36,580 Slice it, put it in jus. Get it now! 300 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,284 Get all 32 chickens. 301 00:11:38,317 --> 00:11:40,288 Get them searing, roasting. 302 00:11:40,321 --> 00:11:42,726 Tina, sausages, burgers, hot dogs, 303 00:11:42,759 --> 00:11:43,828 everything on the grill. 304 00:11:43,861 --> 00:11:45,698 Fire everything right fucking now! 305 00:11:45,731 --> 00:11:47,269 Yes, Chef! 306 00:11:47,302 --> 00:11:48,704 Fak, contribute in any way humanly possible. 307 00:11:48,737 --> 00:11:50,508 - Yes, Chef. - Get out of my fuckin' way. 308 00:11:50,541 --> 00:11:52,546 Ebra, make sandwiches! 309 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:55,318 Don't stop making fucking sandwiches. 310 00:11:55,351 --> 00:11:56,821 - Yes, Chef. - I'm gonna make three sections, okay? 311 00:11:56,854 --> 00:11:59,459 They're gonna be wet, hot, and sweet, alright? 312 00:11:59,492 --> 00:12:01,463 I'm gonna take green tape. Make those sections. Louie? 313 00:12:01,496 --> 00:12:02,431 I want you to get the sandwiches, 314 00:12:02,465 --> 00:12:03,734 put 'em in the corresponding sections. 315 00:12:03,767 --> 00:12:04,837 - Copy? - Okay, yeah, yeah. 316 00:12:04,870 --> 00:12:06,740 Yo, Sweeps, bag, Sharpie. 317 00:12:06,773 --> 00:12:09,313 - Label that shit, please, Chef. - Yes, Chef. 318 00:12:09,346 --> 00:12:12,319 Tina, fire every single chicken we have, please, okay? 319 00:12:12,352 --> 00:12:14,456 Richie, do you even know how to do fries? 320 00:12:14,489 --> 00:12:16,494 Yes. I know we need 'em now. 321 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:18,598 Okay, um, Marcus, where are we on cakes? 322 00:12:18,631 --> 00:12:19,600 Uh, getting there. 323 00:12:19,633 --> 00:12:22,372 Getting there? What the fuck do you... Marcus? 324 00:12:22,405 --> 00:12:25,411 What the fuck are you doing still working on this shit? 325 00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:26,714 Yo, come on, what, what are you tripping for? 326 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,684 Come on? What the fuck am I tripping for? 327 00:12:28,717 --> 00:12:30,488 - Are you here right now? - It doesn't make a difference. 328 00:12:30,521 --> 00:12:31,657 There's four cakes and still... 329 00:12:31,690 --> 00:12:34,363 - Yeah, I was gonna cut them. - They're not even cut yet? 330 00:12:34,396 --> 00:12:35,632 - Yeah, it's not that big of a deal. - Yo, what is this? 331 00:12:35,665 --> 00:12:37,402 - What is this? Chef! - Um, I am... 332 00:12:37,435 --> 00:12:39,373 um, I'm doing them in five... 333 00:12:39,406 --> 00:12:40,842 No, no, stop, everything. 334 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:42,345 Fire everything right fucking now. 335 00:12:42,378 --> 00:12:43,748 Okay. I'll fire everything now. 336 00:12:43,781 --> 00:12:44,650 I just was finishing talking 337 00:12:44,683 --> 00:12:46,720 - to Marcus and I... - Step out. Step out. 338 00:12:46,753 --> 00:12:48,457 Okay, I'm gonna talk to Marcus about... 339 00:12:48,490 --> 00:12:51,096 Get the fuck off my expo, Chef, now! 340 00:12:51,129 --> 00:12:53,801 Get the fuck off! Thank you! 341 00:12:53,834 --> 00:12:58,711 We're firing 76 beefs, 34 chickens, okay? 342 00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:02,418 12 French fries, 12 mash fuckin' now! 343 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,124 - Yes, Chef. - Thank you! 344 00:13:05,157 --> 00:13:06,460 Behind. 345 00:13:06,493 --> 00:13:07,528 Corner. Oh! 346 00:13:09,165 --> 00:13:10,568 Five minutes to open. 347 00:13:10,601 --> 00:13:11,737 Shit. 348 00:13:11,770 --> 00:13:13,975 You didn't say corner. 349 00:13:14,008 --> 00:13:15,377 You didn't say corner. 350 00:13:16,179 --> 00:13:17,381 Fuck you, Richie. 351 00:13:17,415 --> 00:13:20,121 - You don't need to curse at me like a maniac. - Fuck... you... 352 00:13:20,154 --> 00:13:22,459 - You didn't say corner. - You're a fucking maniac, man. 353 00:13:22,492 --> 00:13:25,064 It's your bullshit that fucked us today, not mine. 354 00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:26,467 It's your bullshit. 355 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,769 Fuck you, Richie. 356 00:13:27,802 --> 00:13:29,506 - Sydney? - Fuck you. 357 00:13:29,539 --> 00:13:30,742 I like that pace, Louie. 358 00:13:30,775 --> 00:13:32,045 Yeah, baby. 359 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:33,047 Chef, are you okay? 360 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,018 Yeah, I'm fucking okay, Tina. 361 00:13:35,051 --> 00:13:36,587 Thank you. 362 00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:38,791 Hey, you don't need to be screaming and shit. 363 00:13:38,824 --> 00:13:41,530 - That's not you. - You know, maybe it is. 364 00:13:41,563 --> 00:13:42,999 Maybe it really is. 365 00:13:43,033 --> 00:13:45,104 I don't know what you are going to learn 366 00:13:45,137 --> 00:13:48,711 o-or what Louie is supposed to learn in this shit hole of a place, 367 00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:51,417 but, please, just make sure he keeps up on pace 368 00:13:51,450 --> 00:13:53,054 and, and, and that you finish your shit. 369 00:13:53,087 --> 00:13:55,091 Okay, yes, Chef. I just wanted to check and see... 370 00:13:55,124 --> 00:13:58,096 It's fine. Please finish your prep. 371 00:13:59,199 --> 00:14:00,234 Yes, Chef. 372 00:14:00,268 --> 00:14:03,774 Still waiting on 55 beef, 24 chicken and pepper, 373 00:14:03,807 --> 00:14:05,545 41 dogs, six Greek salads. 374 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:09,052 Somebody get me a fucking Sharpie that fucking works! 375 00:14:09,085 --> 00:14:11,523 - Fuck! - Somebody get baby boy a fucking Sharpie already. 376 00:14:11,556 --> 00:14:13,060 - Yo, Jeff? - Yes! 377 00:14:13,093 --> 00:14:15,131 We're outta giardiniera. 378 00:14:15,164 --> 00:14:16,734 Uh, that's fine. We'll make it fresh. 379 00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:18,037 - Sydney. - What? 380 00:14:18,070 --> 00:14:19,039 - Prep giardiniera, please. - Fine. 381 00:14:19,072 --> 00:14:21,076 Cousin, out here. Get me a fucking Sharpie. 382 00:14:21,109 --> 00:14:23,014 Get me a fucking Sharpie. 383 00:14:23,047 --> 00:14:25,051 Chef, hey, prep giardiniera. 384 00:14:25,084 --> 00:14:28,457 Fuck, we, uh, fired two more cakes to go. 385 00:14:28,490 --> 00:14:30,061 - Fire two more cakes to go. - No. No more orders. 386 00:14:30,094 --> 00:14:32,532 No more fucking... Are you fucking deaf? 387 00:14:32,565 --> 00:14:35,138 Oh, I'm s... You're extra fucking confusing today, man. 388 00:14:35,171 --> 00:14:36,606 Sharpie! 389 00:14:37,575 --> 00:14:38,678 - Fuck! - Oh, my God. 390 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,481 Carmy is very mad. 391 00:14:41,183 --> 00:14:42,686 Christ. 392 00:14:42,719 --> 00:14:44,690 Hey, uh, what the fuck are you doing? 393 00:14:44,723 --> 00:14:46,493 What does it look like? I'm helping you. 394 00:14:46,526 --> 00:14:49,599 Uh, don't. Uh, that's my vegetables, so... 395 00:14:49,632 --> 00:14:51,837 What are you talking about? They're all going in the same place here. 396 00:14:51,870 --> 00:14:54,242 It was the prep that was assigned to me, 397 00:14:54,275 --> 00:14:56,146 so they are mine. 398 00:14:56,179 --> 00:14:57,983 Let go and go away. 399 00:14:58,017 --> 00:14:59,086 You know, there's something broken in you. 400 00:14:59,119 --> 00:15:01,456 Alright? You're being mean and it's ugly. 401 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:06,734 You wanna talk about fuckin' ugly, Richie? 402 00:15:06,767 --> 00:15:08,471 You are a loser. 403 00:15:08,504 --> 00:15:10,007 - You're a loser. - No, Richie. 404 00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:11,477 - Yeah. - You're the fuckin' loser 405 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:12,679 - who can't do shit... - You're a conceited 406 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:13,781 and condescending ribbon of brine... 407 00:15:13,814 --> 00:15:15,051 You can't peel fucking vegetables. 408 00:15:15,084 --> 00:15:16,653 You can't fucking do shit. 409 00:15:16,686 --> 00:15:19,559 You waste space here. You are a fucking loser. 410 00:15:19,592 --> 00:15:21,997 And that is why you hate that I'm here, right? 411 00:15:22,031 --> 00:15:23,601 Because I see you 412 00:15:23,634 --> 00:15:26,140 for the loser that you fucking are. 413 00:15:26,173 --> 00:15:27,742 And everybody knows it. 414 00:15:27,775 --> 00:15:29,513 I know it. Harvey knows it. 415 00:15:29,546 --> 00:15:30,715 And your daughter probably knows it. 416 00:15:30,748 --> 00:15:31,984 Poor fucking girl. 417 00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,721 So how about you go to the register 418 00:15:33,754 --> 00:15:36,160 and do the one fucking thing you know how to do? 419 00:15:36,193 --> 00:15:38,264 Yo, why are being such a fucking bitch right now? 420 00:15:38,297 --> 00:15:40,668 I don't know, Richie, why am I? 421 00:15:40,701 --> 00:15:43,006 - Oh, you gonna fuckin' stab me? - Yeah, maybe I fucking will. 422 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,142 - Yeah? - Giardiniera! 423 00:15:44,175 --> 00:15:45,545 Shut the fuck up! 424 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:46,613 Three minutes to open. 425 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,017 Yo, Carmy, I did it. 426 00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:49,519 I figured out what I was doing wrong. 427 00:15:49,552 --> 00:15:50,788 You know, I was trying to make a cake donut 428 00:15:50,821 --> 00:15:52,525 when they should've been yeast all along and... 429 00:15:52,558 --> 00:15:55,031 Marcus, why are you fuckin' with me? 430 00:15:55,064 --> 00:15:56,233 Why are you fucking with me? 431 00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:59,106 Why are you fucking with me? Why are you fucking with me? 432 00:15:59,139 --> 00:16:01,243 Huh? Get the fuck back to work! 433 00:16:01,276 --> 00:16:02,979 - Move. - Holy shit. 434 00:16:03,013 --> 00:16:05,084 - What the fuck? - Everybody, fuckin' idiots! 435 00:16:05,117 --> 00:16:07,522 Yo, Cousin, just fuckin'... 436 00:16:07,555 --> 00:16:08,657 Shut the fuck up! 437 00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:12,065 - Holy fucking shit! - Fuck. Mother fuck. 438 00:16:12,098 --> 00:16:13,267 Yo. We have a customer out here. 439 00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:15,003 I got stabbed. Not right now. 440 00:16:15,037 --> 00:16:17,041 I got stabbed. Son of a fuckin'... 441 00:16:17,074 --> 00:16:18,210 - Ebra. - Open in one minute! 442 00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:19,780 Ebra, I got stabbed. 443 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,283 Probably fuckin' deserved it. 444 00:16:21,316 --> 00:16:23,153 If... M-Maybe. 445 00:16:23,253 --> 00:16:24,656 Yo, Louie, how we looking? 446 00:16:24,689 --> 00:16:26,126 - Good, uh. - Good. Sweet? 447 00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:27,262 Thirty-seven, Chef. 448 00:16:27,295 --> 00:16:28,264 Keep going, please. Keep going. 449 00:16:28,297 --> 00:16:29,633 Thank you, Chef. 450 00:16:29,666 --> 00:16:31,170 Ebra, make that fuckin' fast! 451 00:16:31,203 --> 00:16:32,205 I'm trying. 452 00:16:32,238 --> 00:16:33,240 Ehh... fuck. 453 00:16:33,273 --> 00:16:34,275 Don't move. 454 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:37,681 Uh... Is it bad? 455 00:16:37,715 --> 00:16:40,288 Tell me about the fuckin' factions again. 456 00:16:40,321 --> 00:16:42,292 Stop moving. 457 00:16:42,325 --> 00:16:44,762 Siad Barre caused violence, oppression. 458 00:16:45,598 --> 00:16:47,202 Civil War. 459 00:16:47,235 --> 00:16:48,871 Many factions, many groups, 460 00:16:48,904 --> 00:16:50,341 all fighting for power. 461 00:16:50,374 --> 00:16:52,245 The central government collapsed. 462 00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,749 Somalia became a failed state. 463 00:16:54,782 --> 00:16:56,753 Many civilians were killed. 464 00:16:56,786 --> 00:16:59,793 Mohamed Farrah Aidid would not cooperate with United Nations. 465 00:16:59,826 --> 00:17:02,832 United States sent troops to take members of his team, 466 00:17:02,865 --> 00:17:04,169 tried to create peace. 467 00:17:04,202 --> 00:17:06,173 Yeah, but it didn't create peace, did it? 468 00:17:06,206 --> 00:17:08,711 No, Battle of Mogadishu started 469 00:17:08,744 --> 00:17:10,281 when two helicopters came up... 470 00:17:10,314 --> 00:17:14,289 Wait, is this shit fuckin' Black Hawk Down? 471 00:17:14,322 --> 00:17:15,591 Black Hawk Down. 472 00:17:17,061 --> 00:17:18,230 Fuckin' Piven. 473 00:17:18,263 --> 00:17:19,265 Piven. 474 00:17:28,817 --> 00:17:31,055 Where the fuck is Marcus? 475 00:17:32,859 --> 00:17:34,362 Yo, Jeff, we gotta open. 476 00:17:34,395 --> 00:17:36,834 - One minute. - 20 more chickens, fire. 477 00:17:36,867 --> 00:17:38,337 We don't have anymore. 478 00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:41,109 Fuckin' find them, God fuckin' damn it, Tina. 479 00:17:46,887 --> 00:17:49,192 You guys have risotto? 480 00:17:49,225 --> 00:17:50,194 No! 481 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,367 Yo, we good? 482 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,404 Way to keep your thumb up your ass. 483 00:17:55,437 --> 00:17:56,673 Chef, we good? 484 00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:00,747 - We... - Chef, I can't hear you! 485 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:03,654 We are not good. 486 00:18:03,687 --> 00:18:05,157 What? 487 00:18:05,190 --> 00:18:07,128 We are not good, Chef. 488 00:18:07,161 --> 00:18:08,697 No? 489 00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:10,133 What the fuck you talkin' about? 490 00:18:11,469 --> 00:18:12,771 What's going on? 491 00:18:15,411 --> 00:18:17,215 Um... 492 00:18:17,248 --> 00:18:19,653 I quit is what's going on. 493 00:18:19,686 --> 00:18:21,156 - You quit? - Yeah, Chef. 494 00:18:21,189 --> 00:18:22,725 - Right now? - I fuckin' quit. 495 00:18:22,758 --> 00:18:24,061 You quit right now? 496 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,678 What are you doing? 497 00:18:34,282 --> 00:18:36,353 You are an excellent chef. 498 00:18:36,386 --> 00:18:37,722 What are you doing? 499 00:18:37,755 --> 00:18:39,759 You are also a piece of shit. 500 00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:41,697 What are you doing? 501 00:18:41,730 --> 00:18:43,367 - This isn't on me. - What are you doing? 502 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,402 Good luck. 503 00:19:15,364 --> 00:19:16,767 Yo, Cousin, there's a fuckin' line. 504 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:17,902 Are we open or not?