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<i>This is George Beard
and Harold Hutchins.</i>

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<i>Er, no, it's not.</i>

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<i>This is George Beard
and Harold Hutchins.</i>

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<i>George is the kid on the left
with the tie and the flat top.</i>

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<i>Harold is the one on the right
with the T-shirt and the bad haircut.</i>

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<i>Remember that now.</i>

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Check out the Rank Tank.
Melvin's still number one.

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And we're still below
the good grades line.

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Not for long. Compliments, my friend.

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Once we compliment Ms. Ribble,
she'll give us good grades.

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Then, Lake Summer Camp, here we come!

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Compliments solve everything.
Just like on The Schmoozer!

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<i>I'm going to harpoon the city!</i>

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<i>Nice mustache!</i>

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<i>- Aw, you think so? Aw!
- Super bushy.</i>

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And here she comes.

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- Hey, Ms. Ribble. Nice mustache.
- Super bushy!

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- What? That's gonna cost you!
- Oops.

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Maybe we should stop copying stuff
on television.

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<i>♪ So George and Harold make comic books ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ We're cool! ♪
- ♪ Me, too! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But they had a mean, old principal
Who told them what to... ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah ♪
- ♪ So they got a hypno-ring ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And first, they made him dance ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Then, accidentally, kinda on purpose
Turned him into Captain Underpants ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Tra-la-la! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With a snap, he's the Captain
Not the brightest man ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And don't forget, when he gets wet ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ You're back when you began! ♪
- ♪ Blah, blah, blah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Put it all together
What could possibly go wrong? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Now this is the end
Of the Captain Underpants song! ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ By George Beard and Harold Hutchins ♪
- ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪</i>

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<i>"The Dastardly Deeds
of The Devious Diddlysaurus."</i>

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<i>Chapter 1, Bad Credit.</i>

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Well, I ran the numbers,
and they just don't add up.

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Those are just random numbers.

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The point is, there's no way
to raise our grades enough

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to get us to summer camp.

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I hear you get to fly fighter jets there.

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- Okay, Hot Sauce, light them up!
- Roger that, Relish. Targets locked.

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Firing water balloons.

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Okay, class, we're starting a new unit
on dinosaurs today.

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And for anyone interested
in boosting their grade,

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whoever submits the best dinosaur project
wins extra credit.

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What's extra credit?

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You do extra work, like a book report,
to raise your grade.

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Extra work is my specialty.
But then, what isn't?

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I'm great. Great. Great. Great.

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Well, that's not happening.
Extra work is worse than regular work.

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And book reports are the worst.

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True, but what if we did
a comic book report?

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So good.

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<i>Chapter 2, Captain Underpants
and the Jokey Jokeasaurus.</i>

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<i>By George Beard And Harold Hutchins.</i>

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<i>So, one day, this scientist guy wanted
to write a dinosaur book.</i>

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<i>So he went to the time machine store,
rented a time machine,</i>

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<i>and went back to dinosaur times
in a machine, ba-zip!</i>

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<i>Tinkle-tinkle-tinkle warp!</i>

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<i>When he got there, sure it was like jungly
and smelled like eggs.</i>

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<i>But the dinosaurs weren't all,</i>

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<i>"skarr" and "boo-weep"
and "ya-kak-kak-kak" like animal noises.</i>

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<i>They could talk and were like us.</i>

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<i>They had mini-golf and pizza places
and snack bars,</i>

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<i>and even bad stuff like overdue books
from the library and stuff.</i>

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<i>Then the scientist met a dino
named Diddlysaurus,</i>

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<i>who loved to prank and talk
like "squee-bop" and "diddly-boo".</i>

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<i>He knew all the best pranks,
like putting mayo in a donut, gag,</i>

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<i>and hiding all the furniture
in the garage.</i>

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<i>"Where's my chair?" Bonk!</i>

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<i>Then Diddly wanted
to borrow the time machine.</i>

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<i>Scientist said, "No way, nuh-uh."</i>

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<i>So Diddly pulled the old, "Hey, look!
What's that over there and stuff" prank,</i>

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<i>and stole the time machine anyway.</i>

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<i>Ba-zip! Tinkle-tinkle-tinkle warp!</i>

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<i>Diddly went to ancient Egypt
and turned the pyramids upside down</i>

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<i>and King Arthur's Court,
and tied their shoelaces together. Clonk!</i>

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<i>He went to, like, old Italy and scared
Mona Lisa, and tickled her elbow.</i>

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<i>Then he got to, like, now, and he switched
out all the ham with balloons</i>

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<i>at the mini-golf snack bar.</i>

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<i>But Captain Underpants was there!</i>

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<i>He'd ordered a ham sandwich, and he goes,
"Wait, what? I don't want ham and balloon!</i>

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<i>You've crossed the tra-la-line,
tra-la-lizard!"</i>

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<i>Captain Underpants pulled out
a bunch of underwear,</i>

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<i>tied them into an under-whip.</i>

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<i>"Let's get slappy!" Ka-swap!
And it was on like a mastodon.</i>

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<i>Tighty-whitey versus Taily-whaley!</i>

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<i>But Diddly smacked him
with his tail back into the snack bar,</i>

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<i>and he smashed
into the Freezilee Slush Bucket machine.</i>

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<i>Splort! Mm! Cherry-ish!</i>

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<i>Then as Diddly got real skiddly-bop close,</i>

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<i>Captain Underpants blasted him
with the Freezilee Slush Bucket machine,</i>

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<i>and stopped him cold! Bwaize!</i>

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<i>Like ice cold! Freezilee!</i>

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<i>But, mm, cherry-ish!</i>

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<i>Ice cold Diddly slid
all the way down a hill and splash!</i>

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<i>Floated away in a river to nowhere.</i>

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<i>Tra-la-la! The End.</i>

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I know you're not supposed
to toot your own horn, but toot-toot!

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So, do we get the extra credit?

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And did you say toot your own horn butt?

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No. You're getting extra discredit.

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Dinosaurs didn't talk, eat pizza
or play mini-golf.

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Behold!

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Aw, man. Melvin figured out
the secret formula for making ice!

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- He's for sure gonna win.
- No, you two-legged chair.

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I excavated this sample
from Piqua Glacier.

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And when it thaws tomorrow,
I'll have an actual dinosaur!

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- So?
- And you won't.

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And the extra credit will keep me
at the top of the Rank Tank!

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Melvin's number one! Melvin's number one!

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- Melvin's number one!
- Oh, yeah?

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Well, we've got something amazing, too.
So amazing it's impossible to describe!

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- Well, what is it?
- It's impossible to describe!

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It may seem like that bothers me,
but it does not.

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Why didn't you tell me
we had something amazing?

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'Cause we don't.
All we have is a failed comic book.

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Wait. What if we copy
what happened in our comic?

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We borrow Melvin's Time Toad,
go back to prehistoric time,

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and bring back a live dinosaur
before Melvin's dino thaws.

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Yes! The simplest plans work best.

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You're being ridiculous.

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George and Harold can't subvert
your scholastic supremacy.

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Wrong!

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George and Harold have a history
of accidentally succeeding.

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And always at my expense!

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Sweet pumpkin pie, you're right!
No one fails upwards like those two!

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- Krupp!
- Got rid of that ant hill like you asked.

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Because I fell on it.

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My skin is on fire.

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That's nice, but we have a task for you.
Consider it a promotion.

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I'm gonna be principal again?

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What? No!

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I'm the principal!
You're the vice principal.

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We want you to spy on George and Harold,

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find out what they're up to
and stop them from succeeding.

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So principal?

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No! You're still sharing a desk
with Ms. Anthrope.

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What? She's washing socks in a bucket!

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I'm out.

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- We'll give you a new parking spot.
- I'm in.

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Good. And get rid of those ants.

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What are you...
What ants? Where?

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<i>Chapter 3,
A Krupp in Kid's Clothing.</i>

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How did Melvin not think of this?
I mean, it's his time machine!

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<i>Good question,
but let's not pull that thread.</i>

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Hello, fellow kids!

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Mr. Krupp?

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Who's Mr. Krupp?
I'm just a kid. A real kid. Like you.

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Now let's slappy hands like us kids do.

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There!
So, what's on the docket, chums?

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Mischief making? Huh?
A general lack of respect for the rules?

152
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Whatever it is, I'm game,
because I'm a kid as you can clearly see.

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Listen to my young giddy laugh.

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Actually, we were gonna drop rocks
on our feet.

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Yeah, you know how kids love
dropping rocks on their feet.

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'Cause you're a kid, right?

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Ha!

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Boy, do I! Hold me back.

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Ow, ow! Oh!

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Be right back, kids like me.
Ow, ow, ow.

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Time to get us a dinosaur.

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Hello, Time Toad!

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<i>Welcome to the Jurassic Period.</i>

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Whoa!

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I mean, I know we've been turned
into clay, and battled a talking fart,

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- but this is amazing.
- Yep.

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So, which one should we take home
with us?

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- How about that big one?
- Perfect.

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- We've made a huge mistake!
- Go, go, go!

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Oh!

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Why'd we think they'd be friendly?
They're trying to eat us!

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We gotta get back and stop Melvin
from defrosting the dino!

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That thing could be alive!
We could all get eaten.

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<i>But in the panic to escape,</i>

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<i>George and Harold didn't notice
their comic book,</i>

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<i>falling out of Harold's pocket
and landing innocently on the ground.</i>

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Soon, your icy shell will thaw,
my Cretaceous comrade,

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and the extra credit will be mine.

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The dawn of a new age begins at dawn.

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- Melvin!
- Ah, the witless wonders.

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You can't thaw that dino!

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Dinosaurs are ferocious monsters
who want to kill us and eat us!

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Puh-shaw!

184
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Did you just say, "puh-shaw?"

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Dinosaurs have brains the size of peas

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while my brain is the size
of ripe cantaloupe.

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That primitive beast
will do whatever I say.

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- No, Melvin, it's...
- Save it.

189
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I know you're trying to get
in my head to foil my extra credit.

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If we're gonna save Piqua
and everyone in it,

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00:09:03,396 --> 00:09:07,400
we're gonna have to take that dino-sicle
back to the glaciers ourselves.

192
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Man, this is heavy!

193
00:09:12,989 --> 00:09:14,349
Let's just take it there tomorrow.

194
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Those two are up to something.

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And when I figure out what it is,
I'll be parking in paradise.

196
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Oh, Kruppy,

197
00:09:25,876 --> 00:09:29,046
if it weren't for this parking spot,
we never would have met,

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and later married
and opened a joint checking account.

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I know.

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- What's this?
- Mm?

201
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A kid driving a car? Not in my town.

202
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That fan will keep the ice cold
until the glacier opens in the morning.

203
00:09:51,652 --> 00:09:53,904
Cool. Let's watch <i>Screaming Things</i>
while we wait.

204
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Whoa! You guys! Did you hear that?

205
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Good call. But we had to unplug the TV
to use the fan.

206
00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:03,247
Because for some reason,
we only have one outlet.

207
00:10:03,414 --> 00:10:06,125
Come on, we'll just watch one episode
and plug the fan back in.

208
00:10:06,208 --> 00:10:08,044
Okay. But just one episode.

209
00:10:13,883 --> 00:10:15,760
Okay, just one more.

210
00:10:17,762 --> 00:10:19,722
Hmm. Just one more?

211
00:10:22,266 --> 00:10:23,726
Just one more!

212
00:10:26,437 --> 00:10:29,315
I did not see
that last scream coming.

213
00:10:29,398 --> 00:10:31,442
Nope.

214
00:10:31,609 --> 00:10:32,809
Wait, there's another episode?

215
00:10:39,533 --> 00:10:42,828
- Please don't eat us!
- Yeah, we taste like old ham!

216
00:10:42,912 --> 00:10:44,413
- Gotcha!
- Huh?

217
00:10:45,623 --> 00:10:48,668
Oh, man. I pranked you guys so good.

218
00:10:48,834 --> 00:10:51,170
- You talk?
- When I'm not scatting.

219
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Like this!

220
00:10:53,839 --> 00:10:55,966
- And you prank?
- Best in the business.

221
00:10:56,050 --> 00:10:58,844
I'm Diddly. Last name, Saurus. Wha?

222
00:10:58,928 --> 00:11:03,391
Wait, y-y-y-you're George Beard
and Harold Hutchins?

223
00:11:03,474 --> 00:11:04,600
You know who we are?

224
00:11:04,684 --> 00:11:08,354
Jokey Jokesaurus?
We based our whole world on this thing.

225
00:11:08,729 --> 00:11:12,441
You taught us to talk, play mini-golf,
make pizza. Prank!

226
00:11:12,525 --> 00:11:13,401
<i>That's right.</i>

227
00:11:13,484 --> 00:11:15,861
<i>When George and Harold dropped
that comic book,</i>

228
00:11:15,945 --> 00:11:18,697
<i>it became a magical book of knowledge
for dinosaurs,</i>

229
00:11:18,781 --> 00:11:19,841
<i>changing everything about them,</i>

230
00:11:19,865 --> 00:11:23,577
<i>including the historically inaccurate fact
of them being trapped in ice.</i>

231
00:11:23,661 --> 00:11:26,264
- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- That we made dinosaurs smart?

232
00:11:26,288 --> 00:11:28,707
And we're totally gonna win
the extra credit!

233
00:11:28,791 --> 00:11:31,252
- How? Diddly is Melvin's dinosaur.
- Whoa-ho-ho!

234
00:11:31,335 --> 00:11:34,380
Hold up. Diddly ain't anybody's dino
but Diddly's.

235
00:11:35,548 --> 00:11:36,632
So, you'll help us?

236
00:11:36,715 --> 00:11:39,510
Anything for you guys.
Just one small favor in return.

237
00:11:39,593 --> 00:11:43,013
It would be a dream come true
if I could do a prank with you. Deal?

238
00:11:43,305 --> 00:11:45,516
Deal. But you're gonna need a disguise.

239
00:11:45,599 --> 00:11:48,644
I mean, if people see a dinosaur,
they'll call the cops.

240
00:11:48,727 --> 00:11:50,688
And I've got the perfect disguise.

241
00:11:53,482 --> 00:11:56,527
Really? A hat?
That's the perfect disguise?

242
00:11:56,610 --> 00:11:58,154
Yup. It's like he's invisible.

243
00:12:02,908 --> 00:12:04,869
Okay, guys, let's pick our prank targets,

244
00:12:04,952 --> 00:12:06,620
and let the good times roll.

245
00:12:08,164 --> 00:12:11,292
Hey, kids like me!

246
00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:17,047
Giggle-giggle. I'm a kid.
And you're a dinosaur!

247
00:12:17,131 --> 00:12:18,716
No. He's a kid.

248
00:12:18,799 --> 00:12:20,759
But only a kid would know that.

249
00:12:20,843 --> 00:12:23,429
You think I don't know that?
Of course I know that.

250
00:12:23,512 --> 00:12:27,683
Kid. Um, uh, duh! Kids say that!

251
00:12:27,766 --> 00:12:29,766
You know that's a grown man in disguise,
don't you?

252
00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:33,022
- Yes.
- No. No-wuh.

253
00:12:33,105 --> 00:12:35,524
See, kid talk? No-wuh.

254
00:12:35,608 --> 00:12:38,736
Oh, our mistake. In that case,
you'll probably wanna audition

255
00:12:38,819 --> 00:12:41,614
for that Freezilee Slush Bucket commercial
like all the other kids.

256
00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:45,784
Yes. Yes, I do.

257
00:12:45,868 --> 00:12:50,539
Ooh! Freezilee Slush Bucket!
Giggle-giggle.

258
00:12:50,748 --> 00:12:53,250
Freezilee makes it more gooder!

259
00:12:59,298 --> 00:13:02,384
Sophie One, you're doing a great job.

260
00:13:02,551 --> 00:13:05,179
Other Sophie,
you're brushing like an animal.

261
00:13:05,304 --> 00:13:07,181
Sophie One, spray me.

262
00:13:13,187 --> 00:13:14,813
My hair has a flat.

263
00:13:15,523 --> 00:13:18,484
Diddly's Devious Deflater.
I usually use it on tires.

264
00:13:27,159 --> 00:13:30,120
Diddly's Dirty Decaf.
It's actually just dirt.

265
00:13:30,204 --> 00:13:32,456
Hmm?

266
00:13:35,709 --> 00:13:39,755
"Employees must wash hands."
Yeah, like that ever happens.

267
00:13:39,838 --> 00:13:41,298
We should probably change that.

268
00:13:41,924 --> 00:13:44,718
"Wash tushy here." Much better.

269
00:13:44,802 --> 00:13:46,470
And now for the grand finale...

270
00:13:46,554 --> 00:13:49,890
Just a few of these
Diddly's Dinorhea Drops, and it's...

271
00:13:52,935 --> 00:13:54,061
Huh? What does that mean?

272
00:13:54,186 --> 00:13:57,731
Everyone gets diarrhea.
And I locked all the bathroom doors!

273
00:13:57,815 --> 00:14:02,236
Uh, no way, Diddly.
Locked bathroom doors? Too much.

274
00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:03,319
You crossed the line.

275
00:14:03,445 --> 00:14:04,863
Crossed the line!

276
00:14:04,947 --> 00:14:07,366
What?
I've based my whole life on your book.

277
00:14:07,449 --> 00:14:10,411
I'm following your lead.
Hey, you made me this way!

278
00:14:10,494 --> 00:14:14,290
Plus, we had a deal.
No pranks, no extra credit.

279
00:14:14,456 --> 00:14:16,375
- Then the deal's off.
- Yeah, we're out.

280
00:14:16,584 --> 00:14:21,505
Man. Never meet your idols.
It's always a disappointment.

281
00:14:24,884 --> 00:14:27,303
Great, there goes our extra credit.

282
00:14:27,386 --> 00:14:29,513
Unless we go to Piqua Glacier
and find another dino.

283
00:14:29,597 --> 00:14:30,597
Yes!

284
00:14:30,848 --> 00:14:34,059
- My... My dinosaur's gone!
- Are you sure?

285
00:14:34,143 --> 00:14:38,188
Well, I'll need to run some tests...
Yes, I'm sure! How are you me?

286
00:14:38,272 --> 00:14:40,024
Melvin! Other Melvin!

287
00:14:40,107 --> 00:14:43,128
Why are you dressed like the embodiment
of 19th century privilege and wealth?

288
00:14:43,152 --> 00:14:46,614
I'm posing as a child
to get intel on George and Harold.

289
00:14:46,822 --> 00:14:49,450
Ugh, I hate costumes.
They're like lies that you wear.

290
00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:51,410
What is it, you beknickered aristocrat?

291
00:14:51,493 --> 00:14:54,163
We're in crisis mode.
Someone stole Melvin's dinosaur.

292
00:14:54,246 --> 00:14:57,333
I wonder if that has anything to do
with the dinosaur

293
00:14:57,416 --> 00:15:00,169
George and Harold are walking around with?

294
00:15:00,252 --> 00:15:01,879
Huh? Huh?

295
00:15:02,004 --> 00:15:05,299
- What?
- Do I get my new parking spot now?

296
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:06,884
Get out!

297
00:15:06,967 --> 00:15:08,427
I need another dinosaur!

298
00:15:10,262 --> 00:15:12,473
Dinosaurs! We found them!

299
00:15:14,683 --> 00:15:16,143
That was way too easy.

300
00:15:16,226 --> 00:15:18,646
Yeah, I can't believe
somebody else didn't find these.

301
00:15:18,729 --> 00:15:21,273
Someone else did find them.

302
00:15:22,066 --> 00:15:22,942
Melvin?

303
00:15:23,025 --> 00:15:27,363
Here to steal another dino from me?
Well, think again, kidiots.

304
00:15:27,446 --> 00:15:29,766
- That's a combination of kid and idiot.
- Yeah, we get it.

305
00:15:29,823 --> 00:15:34,078
Good. Now marvel at my new invention,
the Thaw and Order 2000.

306
00:15:36,538 --> 00:15:37,957
Pretty sure that's a hair dryer.

307
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,668
Yes, but I added two more settings!

308
00:15:41,043 --> 00:15:43,712
And when this ice melts,
I'll have three dinosaurs,

309
00:15:43,796 --> 00:15:45,798
which is three times more than you have!

310
00:15:45,881 --> 00:15:48,050
Sorry, did you say,
"three times more dinosaurs"?

311
00:15:48,133 --> 00:15:50,094
Because I ran the numbers
and they do not add up.

312
00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:53,681
Sorry, I can't hear your brain atrophy
over my Thaw and Order 2000.

313
00:15:53,764 --> 00:15:58,018
- There goes our extra credit. Again.
- Yeah. And summer camp.

314
00:15:58,102 --> 00:16:01,522
<i>Just in case you forgot
what this whole crazy caper is all about.</i>

315
00:16:01,605 --> 00:16:05,943
Ha! And you said dinosaurs were
ferocious killing machines. Fools!

316
00:16:17,371 --> 00:16:21,667
- Think they're smart like Diddly?
- Hope so. If not, we had a good run.

317
00:16:22,835 --> 00:16:24,294
Did you say, "Diddly"?

318
00:16:25,504 --> 00:16:28,090
Close one. Yeah, you know him?

319
00:16:28,215 --> 00:16:30,050
Sure do. Diddly's an old friend.

320
00:16:30,134 --> 00:16:33,429
Name's Malison, by the way.
Last name, Saurus.

321
00:16:33,512 --> 00:16:36,390
These are the Saurus brothers.
No relation. So, you know where he is?

322
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:40,477
I wish! We needed a live dinosaur
to get extra credit, but he split.

323
00:16:40,644 --> 00:16:43,397
Tell you what, you help us find him,
and we'll take care of you.

324
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,858
Okay. But he could be anywhere.

325
00:16:45,983 --> 00:16:48,068
Say, is there a pizza joint around here?

326
00:16:48,152 --> 00:16:50,654
<i>Chapter 4, Di-no Win Situation.</i>

327
00:16:51,030 --> 00:16:52,114
Mm! Pepperoni!

328
00:16:52,948 --> 00:16:55,868
Hello, Diddly. Enjoying your slice?

329
00:16:55,993 --> 00:16:57,578
Malison! What are you doing here?

330
00:16:57,786 --> 00:17:00,873
What I should've done a long time ago.
Kicking your dino butt!

331
00:17:00,956 --> 00:17:02,791
Wait. I thought you were friends?

332
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:05,794
Best friends. Until he put our pizza joint
out of business.

333
00:17:05,878 --> 00:17:08,797
He put his Diddly Drops in the sauce
and gave everyone dino-rhea!

334
00:17:08,964 --> 00:17:14,094
More like pizza-rhea. Get it?
It's a combination of pizza and diarrhea!

335
00:17:15,095 --> 00:17:17,639
We get it! And now I'm gonna get you!

336
00:17:20,225 --> 00:17:24,104
Yes! Diddly's Drowsy Dumpster.
Works every time!

337
00:17:25,898 --> 00:17:28,233
No one hits us with a dumpster
and gets away with it.

338
00:17:28,317 --> 00:17:31,528
That's dino-disrespectful!
After him, boys!

339
00:17:31,612 --> 00:17:34,990
- Man, they're gonna kill Diddly.
- Well, it is kinda his fault.

340
00:17:35,074 --> 00:17:37,826
Actually, it's kinda our fault.
We wrote that comic.

341
00:17:37,910 --> 00:17:39,161
We gotta help Diddly.

342
00:17:40,496 --> 00:17:42,176
Look! Mr. Krupp!

343
00:17:42,915 --> 00:17:45,709
Oh, hello, age-appropriate chums.

344
00:17:45,793 --> 00:17:49,963
I'm not spying on you.
I'm just having a slice of this pizza pie.

345
00:17:56,678 --> 00:17:59,973
- Yeah!
- Tra-la-lunchtime!

346
00:18:02,518 --> 00:18:05,562
- So, where do you think they went?
- I've got one idea.

347
00:18:05,729 --> 00:18:06,730
What's your idea?

348
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:12,236
<i>Putt-A-Saurus, Piqua's top
dinosaur-themed mini-golf course.</i>

349
00:18:12,319 --> 00:18:16,990
These dinos are trouble? No.
I play mini-golf with them all the time!

350
00:18:17,074 --> 00:18:20,869
These are fake dinosaurs.
We're looking for real dinosaurs.

351
00:18:21,036 --> 00:18:24,414
Wait. These aren't real? Real metal!

352
00:18:24,498 --> 00:18:27,584
Dinosaurs that love mini-golf
just like me!

353
00:18:27,668 --> 00:18:29,962
Dino-fore!

354
00:18:34,341 --> 00:18:35,634
So unfair!

355
00:18:35,717 --> 00:18:38,762
Sorry. I just love this game so much.
Dino do-over!

356
00:18:38,846 --> 00:18:42,224
No! We gotta find Diddly
before Malison does.

357
00:18:42,307 --> 00:18:43,851
Ow! Watch it, buddy!

358
00:18:44,351 --> 00:18:46,103
- Diddly?
- Nope! Never heard of him!

359
00:18:46,186 --> 00:18:47,437
Nothing.

360
00:18:49,731 --> 00:18:50,771
Going somewhere?

361
00:18:52,526 --> 00:18:55,320
- Captain Underpants, do something!
- Okay!

362
00:18:58,574 --> 00:19:01,410
- What are you doing?
- I'm hamboning.

363
00:19:01,493 --> 00:19:02,661
Do something useful.

364
00:19:02,744 --> 00:19:06,331
Oh. Thanks for being more specific.

365
00:19:06,415 --> 00:19:09,209
<i>Chapter 5,
The Incredibly Graphic Violence Chapter.</i>

366
00:19:09,293 --> 00:19:10,752
<i>Presented in Dine-O-Rama.</i>

367
00:19:10,836 --> 00:19:13,672
<i>A dinosaur fight made less horrifying
with food.</i>

368
00:19:13,755 --> 00:19:15,257
<i>Stegosaurus slap!</i>

369
00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:17,885
<i>Now slap some on my plate
and pass the syrup! Wait, no...</i>

370
00:19:17,968 --> 00:19:19,887
<i>Triceratops trounce!</i>

371
00:19:19,970 --> 00:19:22,055
<i>Oh, boy, that pizza looks tasty.</i>

372
00:19:23,223 --> 00:19:25,142
<i>You're wasting food! Dino Dump!</i>

373
00:19:28,061 --> 00:19:31,523
You like pranks?
Well, this prank's called Diddly's Doom.

374
00:19:31,607 --> 00:19:32,816
You'll never see it coming.

375
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:35,152
Except now you know it's coming
'cause I just told you.

376
00:19:35,402 --> 00:19:37,321
Diddly-ooh! Diddly-ow!

377
00:19:38,989 --> 00:19:40,549
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

378
00:19:40,616 --> 00:19:42,576
Easy, man! He's awake!

379
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:46,622
I was having the best dream.
There were dinosaurs, and mini-golf...

380
00:19:46,705 --> 00:19:49,791
That wasn't a dream, it's real!
You gotta save Diddly!

381
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:53,045
Okay! Whoever that is, here I come!

382
00:19:55,631 --> 00:19:58,675
Is one of you dinosaurs Diddly?

383
00:19:58,759 --> 00:20:01,261
- Help!
- Oh, nice to meet you.

384
00:20:01,345 --> 00:20:05,557
You other dinosaurs?
Meet Wedgie-Saurus Rex.

385
00:20:07,726 --> 00:20:10,145
One more second. Almost there.

386
00:20:10,229 --> 00:20:14,858
And, no, wait.
Uh-huh, just one more sec, okay!

387
00:20:14,942 --> 00:20:18,904
There we go. This... Nope.

388
00:20:18,987 --> 00:20:23,867
Yes! This baby's gonna make you wish
you were extinct again!

389
00:20:28,247 --> 00:20:29,790
Ooh, snow!

390
00:20:30,874 --> 00:20:32,292
Ick! Underpants!

391
00:20:33,543 --> 00:20:37,714
No more pranks.
Time to get serious. Dino-serious.

392
00:20:37,798 --> 00:20:40,384
Oh, no.
I wish we hadn't written that comic.

393
00:20:40,467 --> 00:20:44,429
Harold, yes! That's it, the comic!
How did Captain Underpants win that one?

394
00:20:44,513 --> 00:20:46,640
With the Freezilee
Slush Bucket Machine!

395
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:48,642
Hey, Malison!
Look out behind you!

396
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:51,687
Hey, why'd you snitch on...?

397
00:20:51,770 --> 00:20:53,313
Whoa!

398
00:20:53,647 --> 00:20:55,107
Sometimes we are so good.

399
00:20:56,316 --> 00:20:59,069
- Cap! Pull the lever!
- This is no time for dessert!

400
00:21:00,070 --> 00:21:01,655
I got it.

401
00:21:11,123 --> 00:21:13,458
Hmm?

402
00:21:13,542 --> 00:21:14,960
It's the cops! Run!

403
00:21:21,258 --> 00:21:24,928
- Great. We've saved the day...
- But lost the extra credit.

404
00:21:25,012 --> 00:21:26,930
- You again.
- Hello, officer.

405
00:21:27,014 --> 00:21:30,517
I'd...
like to file a missing pants report.

406
00:21:30,934 --> 00:21:33,061
<i>Chapter 6, Live and Let Dino.</i>

407
00:21:33,145 --> 00:21:37,482
Since no one bothered to turn in
a project, no one gets extra credit.

408
00:21:37,566 --> 00:21:40,527
Which means I'm still on top,
you sea of mediocrity.

409
00:21:40,610 --> 00:21:43,739
Melvin's number one! Melvin's number one!

410
00:21:46,074 --> 00:21:47,784
Melvin's number one!

411
00:21:47,868 --> 00:21:51,621
We were this close to summer camp
until Diddly dino-ditched us.

412
00:21:53,707 --> 00:21:55,307
Delivery for George and Harold.

413
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:59,046
Extra cheese and extra credit.

414
00:21:59,171 --> 00:22:03,050
- Diddly! You dino-delivered!
- Yeah, plus I opened a new pizza place,

415
00:22:03,133 --> 00:22:06,845
Diddly's Deep Dish,
so free pizza for everyone!

416
00:22:06,928 --> 00:22:09,014
Told you dinosaurs ate pizza.

417
00:22:09,097 --> 00:22:12,476
Plus, I mean, dinosaur!
So do we get the extra credit now?

418
00:22:12,809 --> 00:22:15,562
- Fine.
- How about a slice?

419
00:22:20,776 --> 00:22:23,862
- Oh! Oh, excuse me!
- Diddly Drops?

420
00:22:28,283 --> 00:22:31,495
Once again, George and Harold
have ham-fisted their way to victory.

421
00:22:31,578 --> 00:22:33,538
And there's only one person to blame.

422
00:22:33,872 --> 00:22:36,249
At least this spot has plenty of room.