1 00:00:15,118 --> 00:00:21,374 Let my name, Horatio Dump, withforth mean garbage for all eternity! 2 00:00:21,458 --> 00:00:24,836 The Piqua Tourism Bureau invites you to celebrate Dump Day 3 00:00:24,919 --> 00:00:27,714 by throwing trash all over our town. 4 00:00:29,049 --> 00:00:32,427 From this day forwith, I, Horatio Dump, 5 00:00:32,510 --> 00:00:35,638 decree all trash shall be put in one place! 6 00:00:36,014 --> 00:00:40,435 A place I, Horatio Dump, call the Dump 7 00:00:40,518 --> 00:00:43,563 after me, Horatio Dump! 8 00:00:43,646 --> 00:00:46,316 - What's his name again? - Horatio Dump! 9 00:00:46,399 --> 00:00:47,759 Can't remember. 10 00:00:47,859 --> 00:00:49,903 This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins. 11 00:00:49,986 --> 00:00:52,447 George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat top. 12 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:55,325 Harold is the one on the right with the T-shirt and the bad haircut. 13 00:00:55,408 --> 00:00:56,326 Remember that now. 14 00:00:56,409 --> 00:01:00,288 I don't buy this guy as Horatio Dump. He's wearing neon socks in 1810. 15 00:01:00,371 --> 00:01:05,502 And whenwith each year all shall celebrate dumps by... 16 00:01:07,754 --> 00:01:11,591 Oh, no! Lozenge! Give me a lozenge! 17 00:01:11,674 --> 00:01:13,314 ♪ So George and Harold make comic books ♪ 18 00:01:13,343 --> 00:01:14,636 - ♪ We're cool! ♪ - ♪ Me, too! ♪ 19 00:01:14,719 --> 00:01:17,388 ♪ But they had a mean old principal Who told them what to... ♪ 20 00:01:17,472 --> 00:01:19,784 - ♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah ♪ - ♪ So they got a hypno-ring ♪ 21 00:01:19,808 --> 00:01:21,309 ♪ And first, they made him dance ♪ 22 00:01:21,392 --> 00:01:24,646 ♪ Then, accidentally, kinda on purpose Turned him into Captain Underpants ♪ 23 00:01:24,729 --> 00:01:25,772 ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪ 24 00:01:25,855 --> 00:01:28,900 ♪ With a snap, he's the Captain Not the brightest man ♪ 25 00:01:28,983 --> 00:01:30,568 ♪ And don't forget, when he gets wet ♪ 26 00:01:30,652 --> 00:01:32,505 - ♪ You're back where you began ♪ - ♪ Blah, blah, blah ♪ 27 00:01:32,529 --> 00:01:35,323 ♪ Put it all together What could possibly go wrong? ♪ 28 00:01:35,406 --> 00:01:39,077 ♪ Now this is the end Of the Captain Underpants song ♪ 29 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:41,704 - ♪ By George Beard and Harold Hutchins ♪ - ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪ 30 00:01:46,376 --> 00:01:48,837 And now, Mayor Hoppy McChapper has an announcement 31 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:51,339 about this year's Dump Day celebration. 32 00:01:51,422 --> 00:01:53,341 Okay, kids! 33 00:01:53,424 --> 00:01:55,760 Who's pumped to dump? 34 00:01:55,844 --> 00:01:59,013 I say "Dump"! You say "Day"! Dump! 35 00:01:59,389 --> 00:02:00,515 Day! 36 00:02:01,015 --> 00:02:02,350 - Well done. - I know. 37 00:02:02,433 --> 00:02:04,936 But we can do better, can't we? I'll do it myself! 38 00:02:05,019 --> 00:02:07,564 Dump! Day! Byah! 39 00:02:08,815 --> 00:02:09,935 Good energy in here. 40 00:02:10,233 --> 00:02:12,110 Now, as you know, 41 00:02:12,193 --> 00:02:15,530 every Dump Day, we all throw trash everywhere 42 00:02:15,613 --> 00:02:19,284 and then the fun part, clean it up! 43 00:02:19,367 --> 00:02:22,579 Doesn't make any sense, but it's one of Piqua's proudest traditions 44 00:02:22,662 --> 00:02:23,830 to celebrate... 45 00:02:23,913 --> 00:02:25,290 Horatio Dump. 46 00:02:26,457 --> 00:02:29,669 And whoever honors Horatio Dump's legacy 47 00:02:29,752 --> 00:02:32,088 with the best trash tribute 48 00:02:32,172 --> 00:02:37,051 wins the Golden Dumpy Award! Byah! 49 00:02:39,179 --> 00:02:40,847 But wait, there's more. 50 00:02:40,930 --> 00:02:44,767 This year's winner will also receive... 51 00:02:44,851 --> 00:02:46,352 Eh...? 52 00:02:46,436 --> 00:02:48,605 Enough extra credit to choke a horse. 53 00:02:53,067 --> 00:02:56,404 Yes! Maybe a little more pizzazz there. Try it again? 54 00:02:57,864 --> 00:03:02,327 Okay, maybe next time. Byah! Byah! Byah... 55 00:03:02,410 --> 00:03:05,079 All right, I'm running a little low on "byahs." 56 00:03:05,330 --> 00:03:06,330 Byah! 57 00:03:08,875 --> 00:03:12,420 Just another societal ritual hung up on ancient traditions. 58 00:03:12,503 --> 00:03:16,382 - Thanks, Dante. - Really, like ironing your harr. Damage! 59 00:03:16,466 --> 00:03:20,136 And if this is about that guy who got rid of tra-aa-sh, 60 00:03:20,219 --> 00:03:21,512 why do we, like, throw trash? 61 00:03:21,763 --> 00:03:24,057 Why do we celebrate Independence Day with explosives? 62 00:03:24,140 --> 00:03:27,018 Why do we celebrate President's Day with mattress sales? 63 00:03:27,101 --> 00:03:30,146 And why do we celebrate Labor Day by letting Uncle Frank burn 64 00:03:30,229 --> 00:03:32,732 a perfectly good steak?! 65 00:03:32,815 --> 00:03:34,692 Because holidays don't make sense. 66 00:03:34,776 --> 00:03:37,445 Last year, I threw a bunch of old tires in the river. 67 00:03:37,654 --> 00:03:38,821 It didn't go so well. 68 00:03:40,949 --> 00:03:44,244 But this year, maybe I'll win the Golden Dumpy instead. 69 00:03:44,327 --> 00:03:45,161 Thanks, Dante. 70 00:03:45,245 --> 00:03:47,664 Sure you will, Gooch. We're pullin' for ya. 71 00:03:47,914 --> 00:03:50,416 We gotta win that Golden Dumpy and get the extra credit. 72 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:54,504 Why? Because this plot device, the RankTank 2000, shows they need it. 73 00:03:54,587 --> 00:03:55,630 I'll map it out for you. 74 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:58,925 George and Harold's grades are here, but they need to be here 75 00:03:59,008 --> 00:04:02,011 if the boys wanna go here, Lake Summer Camp, for summer camp. 76 00:04:02,303 --> 00:04:05,598 I can already smell the fish we're gonna put in the other kids' bunks. 77 00:04:07,684 --> 00:04:09,727 - Ugh! So bad. - Yeah. 78 00:04:10,103 --> 00:04:11,813 Okay, ideas. What do you got? 79 00:04:11,896 --> 00:04:16,025 How about a parade float? We'll call it "Mount Trashmore." 80 00:04:16,109 --> 00:04:17,485 Already happened, 1994. 81 00:04:18,778 --> 00:04:21,364 No problem. We're loaded with trash ideas. 82 00:04:21,447 --> 00:04:24,659 - Like, Trashasaurus Rex! - Done. 1998. 83 00:04:26,035 --> 00:04:29,872 - A singing trashtet. - 1962. They sang like angels. 84 00:04:29,956 --> 00:04:33,543 ♪ Good night, diapers Good night, diapers... ♪ 85 00:04:33,626 --> 00:04:35,920 A trashcathlon. Nobody did that. 86 00:04:36,004 --> 00:04:37,004 2010, by Nobody. 87 00:04:38,589 --> 00:04:41,718 - Where did you get all these old pictures? - Are you from the past? 88 00:04:42,051 --> 00:04:45,513 Nope. I'm doing a photo history of every Dump Day tribute. 89 00:04:45,596 --> 00:04:48,516 Should win me the Golden Dumpy and a scholarship. 90 00:04:48,599 --> 00:04:51,060 But don't let that discourage you. Later. 91 00:04:51,352 --> 00:04:53,205 Maybe we should do what we always do at this point 92 00:04:53,229 --> 00:04:54,749 and make a comic to solve our problem. 93 00:04:54,814 --> 00:04:57,191 When did one of our comics ever solve a problem? 94 00:05:01,571 --> 00:05:03,990 So... 95 00:05:04,157 --> 00:05:07,785 it was Dump Day, and the town was having a sick party at the dump. 96 00:05:07,869 --> 00:05:09,829 There were shady carnival rides and games, 97 00:05:09,912 --> 00:05:14,125 marshmallow hot dogs, snake jousting, and a battle of the bands. 98 00:05:14,208 --> 00:05:15,752 ♪ Ga-da-da-dun, dun-dun, dink-dink ♪ 99 00:05:15,835 --> 00:05:18,880 It was a blast and as loud as a jet engine made of gibbons. 100 00:05:18,963 --> 00:05:21,507 Boosh-ki-whoosh! Loud enough to raise the dead. What? 101 00:05:21,591 --> 00:05:24,886 Yeah, 'cause Horatio Dump's final resting place was the dump. 102 00:05:24,969 --> 00:05:28,181 And his ghost woke up and was all "Is that a jet engine made of gibbons?" 103 00:05:28,264 --> 00:05:30,892 And then he saw people eating caramel burgers. Smack! 104 00:05:30,975 --> 00:05:33,978 And garbage skiing, arm wrestling rats. Squeak! 105 00:05:34,062 --> 00:05:37,440 And he was all like, "I be Horatio Dump's ghost! 106 00:05:37,523 --> 00:05:39,734 Why are ye kickin' it live at yon dump? 107 00:05:39,817 --> 00:05:42,278 'Tis for trash, not parties! Will ye take it down a notch? 108 00:05:42,361 --> 00:05:44,989 'Tis for trash, not parties, like I already said!" 109 00:05:45,073 --> 00:05:48,409 And they were like, "No way, Gramps! It's Dump Day! Have a dumpling!" 110 00:05:48,493 --> 00:05:50,036 Which is just a ball of garbage. 111 00:05:50,119 --> 00:05:52,789 So Ghost Dump raised his ghost arms and trash piled onto him 112 00:05:52,872 --> 00:05:55,333 until he was a huge trash monster. 113 00:05:55,416 --> 00:05:59,170 And he was all, "Now I'm Tubbadump, and ye will learn to respect the trash!" 114 00:05:59,253 --> 00:06:01,589 And Tubbadump started swinging his trash fists 115 00:06:01,672 --> 00:06:05,468 and hit people with old tires and empty grape juice. 116 00:06:05,551 --> 00:06:08,554 Luckily, Captain Underpants was nearby digging through a pile of garbage 117 00:06:08,638 --> 00:06:09,823 'cause he lost his keys again, 118 00:06:09,847 --> 00:06:11,891 when an old lawn chair hit him in the head. 119 00:06:11,974 --> 00:06:13,654 And he turned to see Tubbadump and was all, 120 00:06:13,726 --> 00:06:16,771 "What's the hubbub, Tubbadump-bub-bub?" Which is hard to say. 121 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:18,624 And Tubbadump was like, "How do ye know my name?" 122 00:06:18,648 --> 00:06:20,983 And Captain Underpants was all, "I read the last page." 123 00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:24,320 So Captain Underpants pulled out some XXXXL undies 124 00:06:24,403 --> 00:06:27,406 and brief-bagged Tubbadump in cottony softness. 125 00:06:27,490 --> 00:06:30,868 But Tubbadump broke free 'cause trash is sharp so you need to double-brief. 126 00:06:30,952 --> 00:06:35,039 Then Captain Underpants saw a teetering trash mountain behind Tubbadump 127 00:06:35,123 --> 00:06:36,332 and was all, "Trashalanche!" 128 00:06:36,415 --> 00:06:39,127 ♪ Lolly-oh, lolly-oh, Lodel-oh, lo-hee-hee! ♪ 129 00:06:39,210 --> 00:06:41,087 'Cause he didn't know how to yodel. 130 00:06:41,170 --> 00:06:44,090 But it worked anyway, and a trashalanche buried Tubbadump. 131 00:06:44,173 --> 00:06:46,092 The ghost rose to attack again, 132 00:06:46,175 --> 00:06:48,970 but Captain Underpants brought him a fried gum on a stick 133 00:06:49,053 --> 00:06:50,888 and they became dump friends. 134 00:06:50,972 --> 00:06:52,140 Okay. The end. 135 00:06:52,223 --> 00:06:55,643 Well, huh. No one's ever done a trashalanche before. 136 00:06:55,726 --> 00:06:57,395 Boom! This has everything. 137 00:06:57,478 --> 00:07:00,815 Size, drama, garbage... it's the trash trifecta! 138 00:07:01,107 --> 00:07:02,900 We're winning the Golden Dumpy. 139 00:07:02,984 --> 00:07:05,379 We better. 'Cause if we don't, we gotta clean up all that garbage. 140 00:07:05,403 --> 00:07:08,990 Or let Tomorrow George and Harold worry about that. 141 00:07:09,073 --> 00:07:11,909 Man, Yesterday George and Harold really jacked us. 142 00:07:11,993 --> 00:07:14,787 No problem. Let's leave this mess for Next Week George and Harold. 143 00:07:14,871 --> 00:07:16,831 Sorry, Next Year George and Harold. 144 00:07:16,914 --> 00:07:18,458 Next Millennium George and Harold? 145 00:07:18,541 --> 00:07:20,001 Hey. It disintegrated. 146 00:07:20,084 --> 00:07:21,752 Good thinking, Last Millennium Us. 147 00:07:21,836 --> 00:07:23,713 Hologram high-five. 148 00:07:24,046 --> 00:07:25,923 See? Our trashalanche can't miss. 149 00:07:26,007 --> 00:07:29,260 - There's a reason nobody's done it. - Yeah, they weren't us. 150 00:07:29,343 --> 00:07:30,720 No, that's not it. 151 00:07:33,264 --> 00:07:35,516 I said, make this carpet glow! 152 00:07:37,643 --> 00:07:39,937 - Carpets don't glow! - We did it! 153 00:07:40,104 --> 00:07:42,815 Eliteanati Academy is coming to visit! 154 00:07:42,899 --> 00:07:45,359 - Ecstatic vocalizations! - At last! 155 00:07:45,443 --> 00:07:49,363 The Melvinization of this once wretched excuse for a school has paid off! 156 00:07:49,447 --> 00:07:51,032 And because Eliteanati Academy 157 00:07:51,115 --> 00:07:53,201 automatically takes the top student at every school, 158 00:07:53,284 --> 00:07:56,204 all I have to do is remain number one and I'm in. 159 00:07:56,287 --> 00:07:58,047 It's finally happening. When will they visit? 160 00:07:58,080 --> 00:07:59,248 - Tomorrow. - Tomorrow? 161 00:07:59,332 --> 00:08:01,667 Tomorrow? Tomorrow's my favorite day. 162 00:08:01,876 --> 00:08:04,629 It's when I make a huge mess. It's Dump Day! 163 00:08:04,712 --> 00:08:08,216 And this year, the kids have to clean it all up! 164 00:08:08,466 --> 00:08:14,305 ♪ It's going to be The best Dump Day ever! ♪ 165 00:08:14,931 --> 00:08:16,891 Stop dancing, you featherless ostrich. 166 00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:20,394 This school must be pristine for Eliteanati Academy. 167 00:08:20,478 --> 00:08:22,813 So you're gonna make sure Dump Day doesn't happen 168 00:08:22,897 --> 00:08:24,857 at Melvin Sneedly Elementary! 169 00:08:24,941 --> 00:08:27,652 That means not a single shred of trash on campus. 170 00:08:27,735 --> 00:08:31,739 What? But I just shredded all the school records to throw them on the floor! 171 00:08:31,822 --> 00:08:34,617 And I've been hoarding garbage for the past six months. 172 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:37,578 Lookie-Loo News even did a story on me. 173 00:08:37,662 --> 00:08:39,890 This is your Number Three News, at two, on seven, 174 00:08:39,914 --> 00:08:41,916 at nine, on five, at 11, right now. 175 00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:44,919 The city has declared your house a toxic hazard. Your thoughts? 176 00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:46,462 Couldn't be happier! 177 00:08:46,546 --> 00:08:50,758 - No. - But garbage...! Uh, mess! Dump Day! 178 00:08:50,841 --> 00:08:53,386 - No! - But my rotten apple cores. 179 00:08:53,469 --> 00:08:55,680 - Clean that! - Okay. 180 00:09:02,478 --> 00:09:06,023 After tomorrow, we're gonna be heroes. Trash heroes. 181 00:09:06,107 --> 00:09:08,568 Right, but first we gotta make sure this trashalanche works. 182 00:09:08,651 --> 00:09:10,570 Let's test-drive this junk slide. 183 00:09:16,576 --> 00:09:19,453 While George and Harold were struggling to seize Dump Day, 184 00:09:19,537 --> 00:09:21,664 Mr. Krupp was struggling to prevent it. 185 00:09:21,747 --> 00:09:23,666 Don't do that. 186 00:09:23,749 --> 00:09:26,043 Even though it looks like a lot of fun. 187 00:09:26,127 --> 00:09:29,005 No, come on. I just put you in... 188 00:09:29,630 --> 00:09:33,259 You know what, why fight it? 189 00:09:37,305 --> 00:09:38,514 Uh! Oh! 190 00:09:38,598 --> 00:09:39,974 Oh, what the...? 191 00:09:40,516 --> 00:09:42,602 Where...? I didn't know what... 192 00:09:42,685 --> 00:09:45,688 Wow! Where did all this trash come from? 193 00:09:45,771 --> 00:09:47,648 Bad trash! 194 00:09:47,732 --> 00:09:50,735 Whoo! Am I right, huh? You've seen it. 195 00:09:54,614 --> 00:09:59,201 Wow, that trashalanche didn't work at all. Only one can made it down the hill. 196 00:09:59,285 --> 00:10:01,871 And that's why no one has ever done a trashalanche. 197 00:10:01,954 --> 00:10:03,623 It's im-possi-ble. 198 00:10:04,457 --> 00:10:07,293 Wrong. Anything is possible. We just need more trash. 199 00:10:07,376 --> 00:10:09,670 - Like, all of the trash. - To the trash mountain! 200 00:10:09,754 --> 00:10:12,465 ♪ Trash can! ♪ 201 00:10:12,548 --> 00:10:14,967 - Looks like a piece of trash to me. - Well, it's not. 202 00:10:15,051 --> 00:10:18,471 Because you failed so spectacularly at keeping this school trash-free 203 00:10:18,554 --> 00:10:19,972 for Eliteanati Academy's visit, 204 00:10:20,056 --> 00:10:23,809 we were forced to invent that... the Suck-o-Trash 2000. 205 00:10:23,893 --> 00:10:27,521 It will open a portal and send all the trash to another dimension. 206 00:10:27,605 --> 00:10:31,233 Actually, that can is trash. This is the Suck-o-Trash. 207 00:10:31,317 --> 00:10:32,777 - Are you sure? - Yes. 208 00:10:32,860 --> 00:10:35,154 Why don't you go ahead and activate it? 209 00:10:35,488 --> 00:10:39,116 Why am I doing this? And why are you behind that blast shield? 210 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:42,370 That's above your pay grade. Let's just test... er, ahem... 211 00:10:42,453 --> 00:10:45,581 I mean, use the invention. Press the button. 212 00:10:45,665 --> 00:10:47,583 Wait, are you sure this is safe? 213 00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:50,169 - Yes. Well, pretty sure. - Good enough for me. 214 00:10:52,171 --> 00:10:56,509 ♪ Garbage, garbage and trash... ♪ 215 00:10:56,592 --> 00:10:58,427 Whoo-oo! 216 00:10:58,844 --> 00:11:01,389 ♪ Diapers and tissues ♪ 217 00:11:01,931 --> 00:11:04,433 ♪ And hangers and hubcaps ♪ 218 00:11:04,684 --> 00:11:05,559 Hey! 219 00:11:05,643 --> 00:11:08,312 Are you sure it's okay... agh... to stand here? 220 00:11:08,479 --> 00:11:12,191 No, not sure. You're in mortal jeopardy. Run for your life. Run! 221 00:11:14,276 --> 00:11:17,822 Harold, this dump is full of trash. It's more than enough for Trashalanche. 222 00:11:18,072 --> 00:11:20,116 With plenty to spare for Valentine's Day. 223 00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:23,953 We'll be garbage legends, like Horatio Dump. 224 00:11:24,036 --> 00:11:25,204 But first... 225 00:11:25,579 --> 00:11:28,999 "Local dump. Open seven days a week. Parties forbidden." 226 00:11:29,375 --> 00:11:32,086 "Come smell our stinky diapers." 227 00:11:33,337 --> 00:11:37,007 - Did that garbage just fly away? - Nah, garbage can't fly. 228 00:11:37,341 --> 00:11:39,468 Whoa! I underestimated garbage. 229 00:11:39,552 --> 00:11:41,429 Grab on! We can't let it get away! 230 00:11:45,057 --> 00:11:46,392 Worst idea today! 231 00:11:46,475 --> 00:11:49,061 Aw, this isn't so bad. 232 00:11:49,270 --> 00:11:50,771 George? Trust me. 233 00:11:52,523 --> 00:11:53,858 Okay. 234 00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:57,319 ♪ We're flying on trash ♪ 235 00:11:57,403 --> 00:12:00,823 ♪ With apple cores and used diapers ♪ 236 00:12:01,615 --> 00:12:04,910 ♪ Cans and old windshield wipers ♪ 237 00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:08,205 ♪ And a broken fast-food clown ♪ 238 00:12:08,289 --> 00:12:10,916 ♪ Let's trash this town ♪ 239 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:15,629 ♪ The Golden Dumpy will be ours ♪ 240 00:12:17,006 --> 00:12:19,633 ♪ Let's tra... ♪ 241 00:12:19,717 --> 00:12:20,551 Agh! 242 00:12:20,634 --> 00:12:22,720 - What's that? - Bail out! 243 00:12:23,804 --> 00:12:24,722 Huh...? 244 00:12:24,805 --> 00:12:25,806 Ow! 245 00:12:26,348 --> 00:12:28,851 All that trash just vanished. 246 00:12:28,934 --> 00:12:31,020 Must be some kind of magic show for Dump Day. 247 00:12:31,103 --> 00:12:33,814 No. Magic is a con, you ocean froth. 248 00:12:33,898 --> 00:12:36,108 It's the Suck-o-Trash 2000! 249 00:12:36,192 --> 00:12:38,903 And it sent all the garbage in Piqua to another dimension. 250 00:12:38,986 --> 00:12:42,406 - What? But what about Dump Day? - You maniacs! You really did it! 251 00:12:42,490 --> 00:12:43,824 You took all the garbage! 252 00:12:43,908 --> 00:12:46,327 Now, we'll never win the Golden Dumpy, get extra credit, 253 00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:48,120 and make it to Lake Summer Camp! 254 00:12:48,204 --> 00:12:50,247 - Why are you telling them that? - Somebody has to! 255 00:12:50,331 --> 00:12:52,750 - No, they don't! - Your summer is ruined! 256 00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:54,144 And you'll never get the trash back 257 00:12:54,168 --> 00:12:56,337 because we're putting the Suck-o-Trash in our office 258 00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:59,131 inside an impenetrable laser security field. 259 00:12:59,215 --> 00:13:00,358 Why are you telling them that? 260 00:13:00,382 --> 00:13:01,842 - Somebody has to. - No, they don't. 261 00:13:04,637 --> 00:13:05,513 What's done is done. 262 00:13:05,596 --> 00:13:07,681 Let's just exit with an evil laugh and it'll be fine. 263 00:13:10,893 --> 00:13:11,727 Like that? 264 00:13:11,894 --> 00:13:15,439 - We gotta get that can, man. - You'll never get the Suck-o-Trash. 265 00:13:15,523 --> 00:13:18,692 And your misery makes me forget my misery. 266 00:13:18,776 --> 00:13:21,987 If only you were crying, so I could drink your tears. 267 00:13:22,821 --> 00:13:23,821 What? 268 00:13:25,449 --> 00:13:27,493 ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪ 269 00:13:27,576 --> 00:13:30,579 Whoa! Why do I smell like shin guards? 270 00:13:30,663 --> 00:13:31,830 To the trash cave! 271 00:13:31,914 --> 00:13:34,208 ♪ Trash can! ♪ 272 00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:35,917 Here's the plan. 273 00:13:36,335 --> 00:13:38,420 You're gonna sneak into Melvinborg's office, 274 00:13:38,504 --> 00:13:41,799 thread your way through the lasers to get the Suck-o-Trash 2000. 275 00:13:41,882 --> 00:13:43,259 - Oh, man. - What? 276 00:13:43,342 --> 00:13:45,135 I love that sound. 277 00:13:49,223 --> 00:13:50,683 Me, too. 278 00:13:50,766 --> 00:13:52,977 Anyway... and replace it with a new can, 279 00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:55,563 so the Melvins don't know their invention is gone. 280 00:13:55,646 --> 00:13:58,107 Then get out of there without leaving a trace. 281 00:13:58,190 --> 00:14:00,568 - You got it? - Yeah, you want me to get inside this can. 282 00:14:00,651 --> 00:14:02,611 No problemo! 283 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:06,699 Seven hours and many squeaky markers later, 284 00:14:06,782 --> 00:14:08,576 Captain Underpants... 285 00:14:09,577 --> 00:14:10,577 got it. 286 00:14:10,703 --> 00:14:11,703 Kind of. 287 00:14:15,249 --> 00:14:16,166 Okay! 288 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:19,086 Time to use some acro-batatics... acro-bra-triax... 289 00:14:19,169 --> 00:14:21,922 acro-bratistics, acroba-za-racka... 290 00:14:22,548 --> 00:14:23,548 Time to do some flips! 291 00:14:27,678 --> 00:14:29,013 Ugh! 292 00:14:30,180 --> 00:14:32,474 Whoa! What happened in here? 293 00:14:32,558 --> 00:14:34,435 Hmm. Ah! 294 00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:37,146 I know exactly what to do. 295 00:14:39,607 --> 00:14:41,233 Whoa! Wow. 296 00:14:41,317 --> 00:14:43,277 Wait, which one do I take? 297 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,737 Ow! Oh! 298 00:14:44,820 --> 00:14:46,405 Wait, now they're both in there! 299 00:14:46,488 --> 00:14:48,115 Mama, that stings! 300 00:14:48,490 --> 00:14:51,493 Wait, what do I do now? Oh, yeah. Go! 301 00:14:52,161 --> 00:14:53,454 ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪ 302 00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:56,248 - I got both cans! - What? 303 00:14:56,332 --> 00:14:59,335 - Why do you have both cans? - Agh! You were supposed to switch them! 304 00:14:59,418 --> 00:15:02,880 Oh! You wanted the cans switched. 305 00:15:02,963 --> 00:15:04,256 Now I get it. 306 00:15:04,340 --> 00:15:06,675 I'm afraid there won't be any trashalanches today, 307 00:15:06,759 --> 00:15:09,470 thanks to my retractable robo-arm! 308 00:15:09,553 --> 00:15:11,096 You have a cool robot arm? 309 00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:13,974 Yes. I have numerous robotic mechanisms because I'm a robot. 310 00:15:14,058 --> 00:15:15,893 - Why don't you ever use them? - I don't know. 311 00:15:15,976 --> 00:15:18,228 I guess I've had them for so long, I forget about them. 312 00:15:19,188 --> 00:15:22,149 - You have a laser eye? - Yeah, it's a standard robot feature. 313 00:15:22,232 --> 00:15:24,860 Enough! I'm half-cyborg! Accept it. 314 00:15:24,944 --> 00:15:27,571 That be-diapered buffoon tripped our security system. 315 00:15:27,655 --> 00:15:31,450 So we followed him here to steal back the Suck-o-Trash 2000. 316 00:15:31,533 --> 00:15:33,243 We win! Pth-tt! 317 00:15:33,327 --> 00:15:36,455 Actually, that's a can. This is your trash-ma-bob. 318 00:15:36,538 --> 00:15:38,707 Hey, a button! I'm gonna push it! 319 00:15:38,791 --> 00:15:39,833 No! 320 00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:42,604 Interesting note... the Suck-o-Trash, when turned upside down, 321 00:15:42,628 --> 00:15:44,505 - works in reverse. - Curious. 322 00:15:44,588 --> 00:15:46,628 - Perhaps it's out of power. - It wasn't. 323 00:15:57,059 --> 00:15:57,977 No? Just me? 324 00:15:58,060 --> 00:15:59,979 Yay! The dump delivers now. 325 00:16:00,062 --> 00:16:03,482 Are you the son-of-a-guns who dumped a bunch of trash in my dimension? 326 00:16:03,565 --> 00:16:06,527 Have you got any idea what you messed up for me? 327 00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:09,154 I was on stage at the Gooey Awards. 328 00:16:09,238 --> 00:16:12,366 About to get a Gooey for Lifetime Goo-chievement, 329 00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:13,784 when kersplammo! 330 00:16:13,867 --> 00:16:18,664 A bunch of garbage landed on me and it stuck 'cause I'm sticky! 331 00:16:18,747 --> 00:16:22,501 They took away my Gooey Award, because I was trashy, not gooey! 332 00:16:22,584 --> 00:16:24,670 It was a goo-tastrophe! 333 00:16:25,921 --> 00:16:28,007 Tough beat, man. I feel for ya. 334 00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:30,884 Hey, you look like Tubbadump from our comic! 335 00:16:31,093 --> 00:16:33,095 I don't know what that is. 336 00:16:35,597 --> 00:16:38,517 Huh. Well, I was just gonna yell at ya, 337 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:41,186 but a trashalanche is a much better idea. 338 00:16:41,270 --> 00:16:43,564 - I think I'll make that instead. - Yay! 339 00:16:43,647 --> 00:16:46,025 And destroy your entire dimension for being rude! 340 00:16:46,108 --> 00:16:47,401 - No! - Hey! 341 00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:51,363 No one trashes my dimension except me, Tubba-bubba-bubba-bubba! 342 00:16:51,447 --> 00:16:53,157 Because I'm mad messy, yo! 343 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:57,828 Are you trash-talkin' a trash monster? This mess is gonna mess you up. 344 00:16:57,911 --> 00:16:59,038 Argh! 345 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,166 The incredibly graphic violence chapter 346 00:17:02,249 --> 00:17:04,376 presented in Recycle-O-Rama. 347 00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:06,879 Instead of polluting our minds with trash violence, 348 00:17:06,962 --> 00:17:10,340 let's flip the can and use this fight to learn about recycling. 349 00:17:10,716 --> 00:17:13,761 Which bin should Captain Underpants use to recycle this fork? 350 00:17:13,844 --> 00:17:15,004 Wrong bin! 351 00:17:15,054 --> 00:17:17,389 For plastic forks, you open this bin 352 00:17:17,473 --> 00:17:19,141 and make a wish with the Fork Fairy 353 00:17:19,224 --> 00:17:21,518 to turn the old fork into a new fork! 354 00:17:21,602 --> 00:17:24,938 Which bin should Captain Underpants use for this yogurt cup? 355 00:17:25,022 --> 00:17:28,150 Wrong bin! Yogurt cups go in this bin, 356 00:17:28,233 --> 00:17:31,862 so the Yogurt Ogre can use them to feed his ogre armada. 357 00:17:32,029 --> 00:17:35,532 Which bin should Captain Underpants use to recycle this paper plate? 358 00:17:35,616 --> 00:17:36,825 Wrong bin! 359 00:17:36,909 --> 00:17:40,454 When you have a paper plate, throw it in the general direction of this bin 360 00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:43,207 and run before the plate goblin gets you! 361 00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:48,253 - Time to take out the trash. - No! 362 00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:55,260 Give me that can, you trite trash trap! 363 00:17:55,344 --> 00:17:57,387 This can, you gooless, geeky guppy? 364 00:17:57,471 --> 00:18:00,641 You made a mess of me, so now I'm gonna mess with you. 365 00:18:00,724 --> 00:18:03,268 Good luck finding this in the trashalanche! 366 00:18:03,685 --> 00:18:05,729 No! 367 00:18:08,315 --> 00:18:11,068 That trash train is moving, and we're still at the station! 368 00:18:11,151 --> 00:18:14,613 Come on, we gotta stay ahead of it by riding something trash-proof! 369 00:18:14,696 --> 00:18:16,532 Like me! I think! 370 00:18:17,991 --> 00:18:21,203 We've gotta find that Suck-o-Trash 2000 before the Melvins do 371 00:18:21,286 --> 00:18:23,789 or they'll trash our trashalanche trash tribute! 372 00:18:23,872 --> 00:18:27,918 Nothing yet! Just a milk jug, a busted toaster, sour sour cream, 373 00:18:28,001 --> 00:18:29,545 FBI cold case files, 374 00:18:29,628 --> 00:18:32,339 a DVD of Professor Drool 2: Stay in Drool. 375 00:18:32,422 --> 00:18:33,590 Ugh! Terrible movie. 376 00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:39,471 I'm a basking shark! Ulp! 377 00:18:42,933 --> 00:18:48,772 Welcome... everyone, to the Dump Day awards ceremony! 378 00:18:48,856 --> 00:18:49,773 Byah! 379 00:18:50,983 --> 00:18:52,609 Brace for trash splashdown! 380 00:18:52,693 --> 00:18:55,946 Who's pumped to dump? Byah! 381 00:18:58,282 --> 00:18:59,366 Hmm... 382 00:18:59,449 --> 00:19:01,702 I don't see a disaster on the Dump Day schedule. 383 00:19:01,785 --> 00:19:02,911 Is this current? 384 00:19:04,037 --> 00:19:05,914 How ya like that trash? 385 00:19:05,998 --> 00:19:08,083 My goo-ness is a trash magnet. 386 00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:12,087 And when your trash comes to me, I will cover your world with it. 387 00:19:12,337 --> 00:19:14,965 This is just the beginning! 388 00:19:15,048 --> 00:19:16,175 No, this is the end! 389 00:19:19,845 --> 00:19:21,763 No, this is the end! 390 00:19:22,806 --> 00:19:25,934 Why did we make Suck-o-Trash look like a regular can? 391 00:19:26,018 --> 00:19:28,854 As I was sayin', this is the beginning. 392 00:19:28,937 --> 00:19:31,899 I'm gonna spread this trash over your whole planet! 393 00:19:31,982 --> 00:19:34,067 And then you'll live on a garbage planet, 394 00:19:34,151 --> 00:19:36,987 and everybody will come here to dump their garbage on ya. 395 00:19:37,070 --> 00:19:39,990 Which is what you did to me! And that's the end! 396 00:19:40,073 --> 00:19:43,660 - No, this is the end... - Of our tribute to Horatio Dump! 397 00:19:43,744 --> 00:19:46,622 Wait, this is your tribute? 398 00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:50,500 It's... it's glorious! Byah! 399 00:19:52,002 --> 00:19:53,545 Yay! 400 00:19:53,629 --> 00:19:55,255 Are you guys watching the Drool movie? 401 00:19:57,633 --> 00:20:00,636 - I taste metal. - Congratulations, boys! 402 00:20:00,719 --> 00:20:04,431 You won the Golden Dumpy and extra credit! 403 00:20:04,514 --> 00:20:06,308 And a couple of byahs! 404 00:20:06,391 --> 00:20:07,935 Byah! Byah-hh! 405 00:20:08,018 --> 00:20:11,230 Thanks! We'll take the extra credit, but we can't accept this award. 406 00:20:11,313 --> 00:20:13,065 Because it belongs to Tubbadump! 407 00:20:13,148 --> 00:20:15,108 Me? Really? 408 00:20:16,193 --> 00:20:17,236 An award? 409 00:20:18,028 --> 00:20:22,616 Oh, no, no, no, I... I couldn't. I don't have anything prepared. 410 00:20:23,116 --> 00:20:24,116 Ahem. 411 00:20:24,618 --> 00:20:27,913 First, I would like to thank my family, the Goobergs. 412 00:20:27,996 --> 00:20:30,040 Mom, Dad... 413 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,793 this is for you. 414 00:20:33,085 --> 00:20:36,213 My brother Goobert, my sister Goolia, the Gooey twins, 415 00:20:36,296 --> 00:20:37,130 I... 416 00:20:37,214 --> 00:20:39,049 No, wait. No, no, no, no not with the music. 417 00:20:39,132 --> 00:20:40,717 Not yet. No, I'm not... I'm not done. 418 00:20:40,801 --> 00:20:43,121 Please, I got more. No, come on, you're not playing me off! 419 00:20:43,178 --> 00:20:45,806 Hey, expired club soda! 420 00:20:45,973 --> 00:20:47,641 I wonder if it's still got fizz! 421 00:20:50,852 --> 00:20:51,687 Oh-hh! 422 00:20:51,770 --> 00:20:53,397 I missed Dump Day! 423 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,564 Must've been a good one, 424 00:20:54,648 --> 00:20:57,776 because my pants are gone and a rat is biting me! 425 00:21:01,947 --> 00:21:05,075 There. Now everyone can see my Golden Dumpy. 426 00:21:05,284 --> 00:21:07,619 This dump's way nicer than Gooville. 427 00:21:07,703 --> 00:21:09,162 I'm staying. 428 00:21:09,997 --> 00:21:11,877 Hey, neighbor. What ya got there? 429 00:21:17,087 --> 00:21:18,087 Argh! 430 00:21:18,547 --> 00:21:21,300 No! My Golden Dumpy! 431 00:21:22,676 --> 00:21:25,595 "Eliteanati Academy hereby condemns 432 00:21:25,679 --> 00:21:29,141 Melvin Sneedly Elementary as a trash-sodden nightmare 433 00:21:29,224 --> 00:21:31,310 unfit for child or beast"? 434 00:21:37,441 --> 00:21:41,278 You have a laser eye? Why am I picking up this trash? 435 00:21:41,361 --> 00:21:42,446 Great question. 436 00:21:42,529 --> 00:21:44,823 When I have a laser eye, I'm going to use it. 437 00:21:44,906 --> 00:21:48,118 Yeah, you think you will, but then you have one and you never do. 438 00:21:48,201 --> 00:21:51,621 - Kind of like a treadmill. - I use my treadmill all the time. 439 00:21:57,961 --> 00:21:59,171 Wait. It's not all bad. 440 00:21:59,254 --> 00:22:01,757 "There was a sliver of light in the darkness, however." 441 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,259 Ha! They're talking about me. "Two stud..." 442 00:22:04,343 --> 00:22:08,472 "Two students somehow managed to steadily improve their academic standing 443 00:22:08,555 --> 00:22:10,265 in the face of dire adversity. 444 00:22:10,349 --> 00:22:11,892 Their names are... " 445 00:22:14,061 --> 00:22:17,064 No-oo! 446 00:22:17,147 --> 00:22:20,442 "George Beard and Harold Hutchins. Well done." 447 00:22:20,525 --> 00:22:23,153 It turns out enough extra credit was also enough 448 00:22:23,445 --> 00:22:26,406 to hand George and Harold the top spot on the RankTank. 449 00:22:26,490 --> 00:22:27,657 Just above Melvin. 450 00:22:27,741 --> 00:22:30,869 This is nice, but the real win is that the extra credit scored us 451 00:22:30,952 --> 00:22:35,123 - two bus seats to Lake Summer Camp! - Yeah, and nothing can mess that up. 452 00:22:35,207 --> 00:22:37,292 Unless the Melvins put it all on the line 453 00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:39,628 in a special two-part season finale. 454 00:22:39,711 --> 00:22:41,296 But what are the odds of that?