1 00:00:00,230 --> 00:00:05,230 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:01:00,637 --> 00:01:01,991 Bette, come here! 3 00:01:02,023 --> 00:01:03,469 What? 4 00:01:09,858 --> 00:01:11,826 You're ovulating. 5 00:01:12,425 --> 00:01:14,683 I'm ovulating. 6 00:01:15,571 --> 00:01:17,782 Let's make a baby. 7 00:01:18,636 --> 00:01:21,258 Let's make a baby. 8 00:01:27,356 --> 00:01:30,280 Why don't you get dressed? And I'll drop you off on my way to work. 9 00:01:49,439 --> 00:01:50,786 - Hey, Tim. - Bye. 10 00:01:50,813 --> 00:01:52,782 - Good luck. - Thanks. 11 00:01:55,525 --> 00:01:58,036 Ah! I am so ready. 12 00:01:58,073 --> 00:02:00,681 - It's coming. - Thank you. 13 00:02:00,917 --> 00:02:02,010 Hi, Shane. 14 00:02:02,135 --> 00:02:04,897 She doesn't talk to anyone before her morning shot. 15 00:02:04,913 --> 00:02:06,893 Here, you go, Don Juan. 16 00:02:06,898 --> 00:02:08,218 She's a kid. 17 00:02:08,343 --> 00:02:09,828 - A kid. - Whatever. It's fine. 18 00:02:09,875 --> 00:02:11,962 - I mean, don't freak out. - Okay. 19 00:02:12,589 --> 00:02:14,491 All right, later, guys. 20 00:02:14,512 --> 00:02:16,334 - Bye! - Bye, Lisa. 21 00:02:16,388 --> 00:02:18,071 See you, Shane. 22 00:02:18,712 --> 00:02:21,841 - Whoa, you're not leaving already? - Yeah, I got a 9:00, guys. 23 00:02:21,863 --> 00:02:23,331 - See you. - See you. 24 00:02:23,347 --> 00:02:24,466 Hi. 25 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:26,897 - Good morning. - Good morning. 26 00:02:28,353 --> 00:02:30,022 I'll meet you at the doctor's. 27 00:02:30,474 --> 00:02:32,633 Hey, what time are we supposed to be at what's-his-name's? 28 00:02:32,650 --> 00:02:34,110 - 11:00. - Okay. Bye, guys. 29 00:02:34,137 --> 00:02:36,493 Oh, my God, is it happening today? 30 00:02:36,566 --> 00:02:38,579 - Is what today? - The insemination. 31 00:02:38,653 --> 00:02:39,767 Oh. Mm... 32 00:02:39,788 --> 00:02:41,467 So you're doing it at the doctor's office this time? 33 00:02:41,491 --> 00:02:43,102 But first, Dan Foxworthy. 34 00:02:43,123 --> 00:02:44,513 - No way. - Who? 35 00:02:44,543 --> 00:02:45,899 Why don't I know what you're talking about? 36 00:02:45,913 --> 00:02:47,155 Because you don't read. 37 00:02:47,176 --> 00:02:48,643 And what are you, the intellectual of life? 38 00:02:48,660 --> 00:02:50,021 Dan Foxworthy is, like, 39 00:02:50,022 --> 00:02:52,544 the super-exclusive shrink to the stars. 40 00:02:52,586 --> 00:02:55,303 He was on our list of L.A.'s Best Self-Improvement gurus. 41 00:02:55,587 --> 00:02:58,705 - How did you get that appointment? - I just called and asked. 42 00:02:58,974 --> 00:03:01,706 Don't tell Bette I told you, okay? 43 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:04,699 But what are you guys doing? I mean, you don't need a shrink. 44 00:03:04,723 --> 00:03:06,196 We're just checking in. 45 00:03:06,207 --> 00:03:08,578 We're about to do this incredibly major thing. 46 00:03:08,616 --> 00:03:10,450 But wait, you guys have the best relationship 47 00:03:10,477 --> 00:03:12,522 of anybody I know, gay or straight. 48 00:03:12,564 --> 00:03:14,731 I just want to make sure we're good. 49 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:29,789 Sorry. 50 00:03:30,371 --> 00:03:31,828 Hi. 51 00:03:31,882 --> 00:03:34,044 Could I offer you a ride? 52 00:03:37,513 --> 00:03:41,027 - I missed you so much. - I missed you. 53 00:03:41,152 --> 00:03:43,491 - Is that all you have? - That's all I have. 54 00:03:43,551 --> 00:03:45,298 I can't believe you're here. 55 00:03:45,352 --> 00:03:47,111 Come on. 56 00:03:53,435 --> 00:03:55,478 She's always running late. 57 00:03:55,521 --> 00:03:58,576 She had a board meeting, then she had a meeting with an artist. 58 00:03:59,152 --> 00:04:02,447 Bette's the director of the California Art Center. 59 00:04:02,696 --> 00:04:04,326 I see. 60 00:04:04,451 --> 00:04:07,306 And she's probably going to be really stressed about time. 61 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:09,368 After this, we have to go get sperm. 62 00:04:09,592 --> 00:04:10,935 We're trying to have a baby, 63 00:04:10,956 --> 00:04:12,944 and our friend Sean's donating. 64 00:04:14,209 --> 00:04:15,629 Sorry I'm late. 65 00:04:15,865 --> 00:04:18,839 James, yeah, I got to go in a minute. 66 00:04:18,964 --> 00:04:21,431 No, no, no, no. The artwork is way too delicate, 67 00:04:21,444 --> 00:04:22,652 it's being flown in from Paris, 68 00:04:22,676 --> 00:04:24,876 and Annie is already a complete and total nervous wreck. 69 00:04:25,019 --> 00:04:27,149 Just call Adams Fine Art Movers. 70 00:04:27,806 --> 00:04:30,270 Tell them, if they want to do business with C.A.C. again... 71 00:04:30,517 --> 00:04:33,454 exactly. Okay, great. Thanks. Bye. 72 00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:39,649 Okay, here I am. 73 00:04:46,098 --> 00:04:47,432 So... 74 00:04:47,557 --> 00:04:50,537 We are heading north right now towards the Hollywood Hills. 75 00:04:50,578 --> 00:04:52,388 A little further to the right is the Hollywood sign, 76 00:04:52,412 --> 00:04:54,681 and if you keep going all the way in that direction, 77 00:04:54,713 --> 00:04:56,558 you hit the Pacific ocean. 78 00:04:57,419 --> 00:04:58,957 Oh, can we go? 79 00:04:59,021 --> 00:05:01,162 Yeah, whenever you want... 80 00:05:01,549 --> 00:05:03,501 As often as you want. 81 00:05:12,988 --> 00:05:14,806 Do you want to tell me what the thinking is 82 00:05:14,811 --> 00:05:16,521 behind trying to have a child together 83 00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:19,233 when your sexual relationship has been pretty shitty 84 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:21,756 - for going on three years? - It's not shitty. 85 00:05:21,881 --> 00:05:25,375 - It may not be perfect... - There's a lot more to a relationship than sex. 86 00:05:25,439 --> 00:05:27,719 We've been together for seven years. 87 00:05:27,844 --> 00:05:30,368 I know plenty of couples who still have sex after seven years. 88 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:32,469 It's not like we never have sex. 89 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,393 A lot of heterosexual couples have children 90 00:05:34,414 --> 00:05:36,058 when their relationships aren't perfect. 91 00:05:36,131 --> 00:05:37,831 You just obviously don't understand 92 00:05:37,869 --> 00:05:40,057 what happens in a lesbian relationship. 93 00:05:40,182 --> 00:05:42,762 I knew this was a bad idea. I don't believe 94 00:05:42,795 --> 00:05:45,300 that a straight male therapist can possibly understand. 95 00:05:46,489 --> 00:05:48,592 Early sex is passionate. 96 00:05:48,635 --> 00:05:50,513 It's illicit, exciting. 97 00:05:50,555 --> 00:05:52,583 It still has that... 98 00:05:52,658 --> 00:05:55,606 ... factor, but very quickly 99 00:05:55,660 --> 00:05:58,338 a kind of symbiosis develops. 100 00:05:58,463 --> 00:06:00,848 It especially happens between two women 101 00:06:00,849 --> 00:06:04,068 who are doing the work of making a serious commitment to one another, 102 00:06:04,069 --> 00:06:06,674 and when that merging occurs, 103 00:06:06,754 --> 00:06:10,951 the intense mutual dependency can be a deterrent to sexual intimacy. 104 00:06:10,992 --> 00:06:12,417 Oh, my God. 105 00:06:12,476 --> 00:06:15,247 The lesbian urge to merge. 106 00:06:16,666 --> 00:06:18,738 - We have to stop now. - Oh. 107 00:06:19,970 --> 00:06:22,834 - Do you want to schedule another session? - We'll let you know. 108 00:06:22,861 --> 00:06:24,598 I think Tina and I need to talk. 109 00:06:25,384 --> 00:06:26,971 What about this insemination? 110 00:06:26,998 --> 00:06:29,344 That's not up for discussion. 111 00:06:29,827 --> 00:06:32,425 - Not up for discussion? - No, it's not. 112 00:06:32,474 --> 00:06:34,224 I quit my job. 113 00:06:34,266 --> 00:06:37,500 I was a pretty successful development executive. 114 00:06:37,541 --> 00:06:40,312 Now I want to relax and prepare my body for pregnancy. 115 00:06:40,371 --> 00:06:43,511 That's what I'm doing. I'm ready to start a family. 116 00:06:43,694 --> 00:06:46,320 We're both ready to start a family. Right? 117 00:06:46,662 --> 00:06:48,356 Absolutely. 118 00:06:48,405 --> 00:06:49,873 Right. 119 00:06:50,976 --> 00:06:53,476 Okay. Great. 120 00:07:06,589 --> 00:07:07,857 So this is it. 121 00:07:07,873 --> 00:07:11,192 - This is our neighborhood. - I can't believe this is our home. 122 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:13,462 - It's very traditional. - Wait till you get to know it. 123 00:07:13,472 --> 00:07:16,635 - What do you mean? - It's just, uh, 124 00:07:16,698 --> 00:07:18,852 not as traditional as you might think. 125 00:07:18,977 --> 00:07:21,161 So here's your new home. 126 00:07:21,188 --> 00:07:23,307 I can't believe I'm finally here. 127 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:25,501 This has been the longest six months in history, Tim. 128 00:07:25,533 --> 00:07:27,905 Yeah, but your studio's finally ready. 129 00:07:32,110 --> 00:07:34,891 Okay, so this used to be a garage. 130 00:07:34,934 --> 00:07:38,165 Until a few days ago. I did a remodel on it for you. 131 00:07:39,365 --> 00:07:40,946 Go on. 132 00:07:41,209 --> 00:07:43,125 Try it out. Come on. 133 00:07:48,180 --> 00:07:50,294 Oh, my God! 134 00:07:51,009 --> 00:07:52,709 I love it! 135 00:07:52,741 --> 00:07:55,525 I have to go, all right? I'll be back soon. 136 00:07:57,305 --> 00:07:59,844 What a fucking auspicious occasion. 137 00:07:59,887 --> 00:08:01,882 I'd love to break open a bottle of champagne, 138 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:04,662 but I've got to get back to work sometime today. 139 00:08:11,147 --> 00:08:13,374 - I'm sorry it's not more enticing. - Hey, don't worry, 140 00:08:13,395 --> 00:08:15,235 I do this all the time. 141 00:08:34,434 --> 00:08:36,282 I love his new work. 142 00:08:36,323 --> 00:08:38,366 He's using paint so much more freely. 143 00:08:40,578 --> 00:08:42,268 Yeah, I don't remember his work 144 00:08:42,269 --> 00:08:44,320 having this much texture. 145 00:08:55,843 --> 00:08:57,470 Come on! Oh! 146 00:08:57,491 --> 00:09:00,009 I don't want you to be stressed out, honey. 147 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:04,623 I... I know this is your first time curating for me, 148 00:09:04,655 --> 00:09:06,915 and I'm going to give you a lot of support... 149 00:09:09,399 --> 00:09:11,314 Hey, listen, this'll lighten your load. 150 00:09:11,330 --> 00:09:13,691 Guess what Tina has between her legs. 151 00:09:16,363 --> 00:09:17,907 Close. 152 00:09:17,949 --> 00:09:20,974 A jar of Sean Heaney's sperm. 153 00:09:21,824 --> 00:09:23,351 I kid you not. 154 00:09:23,405 --> 00:09:25,390 She's keeping it warm. 155 00:09:25,987 --> 00:09:28,395 Well, supposedly, once it's been ejaculated, 156 00:09:28,427 --> 00:09:31,217 it survives longer if you keep it at body temperature. 157 00:09:31,342 --> 00:09:32,594 Huh? 158 00:09:32,669 --> 00:09:35,810 Oh, uh... hold on a second. 159 00:09:36,703 --> 00:09:38,816 Uh, it's only about half an inch, 160 00:09:38,838 --> 00:09:41,005 but they say it's quality, not quantity. 161 00:09:41,043 --> 00:09:42,640 God, it's repugnant. 162 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:45,033 I can't believe I used to swallow that stuff. 163 00:09:51,347 --> 00:09:54,284 Yeah, Tina said I could swim here whenever. 164 00:10:04,417 --> 00:10:06,288 They're uptight at The Chateau. 165 00:10:06,348 --> 00:10:09,415 - How are they uptight? - Well, they don't let you swim naked. 166 00:10:09,431 --> 00:10:11,372 It is a public pool. 167 00:10:59,751 --> 00:11:01,403 All right, I'm going to take a look at this, 168 00:11:01,412 --> 00:11:02,970 and while I'm gone... 169 00:11:03,012 --> 00:11:04,927 Well, remember how I told you 170 00:11:04,974 --> 00:11:06,828 that there's a fair amount of evidence now 171 00:11:06,863 --> 00:11:09,797 that it's more likely to take if you're aroused. 172 00:11:18,497 --> 00:11:20,055 She's not serious. 173 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:23,032 Am I supposed to fuck you right here? 174 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,037 I think it would help. 175 00:11:49,259 --> 00:11:51,620 This is just... 176 00:11:51,652 --> 00:11:54,040 This is... This is too weird for me, I... I mean... I... 177 00:11:54,056 --> 00:11:55,398 I just... You know, I really... 178 00:11:55,432 --> 00:11:58,257 Frankly, I find it incredibly inappropriate that she even suggested it. 179 00:11:58,281 --> 00:12:00,081 You know, I mean, I bet she would never 180 00:12:00,111 --> 00:12:02,064 do that with a straight couple. 181 00:12:12,290 --> 00:12:14,005 Come in. 182 00:12:15,893 --> 00:12:17,813 Could you come here a minute, please? 183 00:12:38,149 --> 00:12:40,318 You might want to take a look at this. 184 00:12:44,626 --> 00:12:46,336 Shouldn't they be moving more? 185 00:12:46,368 --> 00:12:48,896 Yeah, that's what I wanted to show you. 186 00:12:48,961 --> 00:12:53,257 I am so sorry to tell you, but that stuff wouldn't get anyone pregnant. 187 00:12:53,747 --> 00:12:57,584 Those little fellas just don't have what it takes. 188 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,973 - Hello. - Hi. 189 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,141 What kind of, um, positions do you have available? 190 00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:15,646 Because I might be looking for a job. 191 00:13:15,727 --> 00:13:18,246 - Oh, um, cashier. - Really? 192 00:13:18,284 --> 00:13:20,733 - Yeah. - Excellent. 193 00:13:20,804 --> 00:13:22,979 Um, could I have an application? 194 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,841 - Yeah. - Great. 195 00:13:24,884 --> 00:13:27,947 - Oh, Tina, where is she? - There she is. 196 00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:31,463 - Ah! - Your ladyship, please, 197 00:13:31,528 --> 00:13:32,899 don't jar anything. 198 00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:35,789 It's not like it's going to dislodge if she sits down too hard, Alice. 199 00:13:35,805 --> 00:13:37,725 There's nothing to dislodge. 200 00:13:37,795 --> 00:13:40,038 Sean's sperm is lackluster. 201 00:13:40,065 --> 00:13:43,056 He has low motility. No motility, actually. 202 00:13:43,082 --> 00:13:44,561 Oh, my God. 203 00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:46,427 You would never know it by the way he fucks. 204 00:13:46,552 --> 00:13:48,231 Oh, Christ, Alice. 205 00:13:48,253 --> 00:13:50,232 When are you going to make up your mind between dick and pussy? 206 00:13:50,256 --> 00:13:54,537 - And spare us the gory bisexual details, please. - Well, for your information, Dana, 207 00:13:54,561 --> 00:13:57,637 I'm looking for the same qualities in a man as I am in a woman. 208 00:13:57,762 --> 00:13:59,014 Big tits. 209 00:13:59,036 --> 00:14:01,569 It explains why I haven't gotten pregnant after six months. 210 00:14:01,586 --> 00:14:04,163 Oh, sorry, Tee. He was the perfect donor. 211 00:14:04,288 --> 00:14:06,081 He was the one who Bette wanted, 212 00:14:06,132 --> 00:14:08,150 but my egg just implanted, 213 00:14:08,185 --> 00:14:11,055 so I could still conceive anytime over the next two or three days, 214 00:14:11,075 --> 00:14:13,259 so you got to help me find another donor. 215 00:14:13,961 --> 00:14:15,763 Oh la la, what's the matter? 216 00:14:17,101 --> 00:14:20,487 - Sean's jism was no good. - Aw. We'll find you someone else. 217 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,279 - Who? I've got two days. - Well, between the four of us, 218 00:14:23,288 --> 00:14:25,820 we'll come up with someone. What, he has to be healthy, 219 00:14:25,835 --> 00:14:28,683 - strong, creative, handsome... - Artistic. 220 00:14:28,846 --> 00:14:30,223 There's always Shane. 221 00:14:30,232 --> 00:14:31,889 - Guys... - Hey! 222 00:14:32,014 --> 00:14:34,221 You know, do you have to dress like that all the time? 223 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:35,877 Like what? 224 00:14:36,002 --> 00:14:37,871 Well, I wouldn't be seen on the street with you. 225 00:14:37,895 --> 00:14:39,264 - Yeah? - I mean, every single thing 226 00:14:39,285 --> 00:14:41,815 about the way you're dressed, like, screams "dyke." 227 00:14:41,901 --> 00:14:44,275 - God, Dana... - Sorry, man. 228 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,983 Look, if I'm outed, I'm screwed, Alice, all right? 229 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,212 Sponsors aren't exactly clamoring to have their stuff repped 230 00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:52,101 - by big old lezzie tennis players. - No, no, no, look, it's cool. 231 00:14:52,122 --> 00:14:54,035 I totally dig you need to make a living. 232 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,750 I'm meeting a client anyway. 233 00:14:56,843 --> 00:14:58,632 You know, you are going to pickle 234 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,582 in that self-loathing homophobia, I swear. 235 00:15:00,590 --> 00:15:01,638 Yeah? Well, you're going to shrivel 236 00:15:01,662 --> 00:15:04,344 - in that self-righteous priggishness. - You guys... 237 00:15:06,301 --> 00:15:10,472 All right, who would squirt into a jar for you? 238 00:15:12,262 --> 00:15:14,209 Hello... 239 00:15:22,303 --> 00:15:25,607 - What? - You are just so gay. 240 00:15:25,688 --> 00:15:27,382 So gay. 241 00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:29,278 I know. 242 00:15:29,506 --> 00:15:31,124 I know... 243 00:15:31,377 --> 00:15:35,248 Do you, uh... do you know the neighbors next door? 244 00:15:37,053 --> 00:15:41,377 - Bette and Tina? - Yeah. Are they, um, like, a couple? 245 00:15:41,409 --> 00:15:42,829 Yeah, they are. 246 00:15:42,856 --> 00:15:46,462 Because I saw them having sex in their pool this afternoon. 247 00:15:46,504 --> 00:15:48,160 No way. Not Bette and Tina. 248 00:15:48,172 --> 00:15:52,127 - What, they don't have sex? - No, probably they do, it's just that... 249 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:55,888 You sure you saw them getting down? 250 00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:58,742 I saw them getting way down, Tim. 251 00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:00,854 - Is that right? - Mm-hmm. 252 00:16:00,892 --> 00:16:02,668 Why don't you tell me about it? 253 00:16:03,404 --> 00:16:05,056 Okay. 254 00:16:08,798 --> 00:16:11,013 There was this girl... 255 00:16:12,648 --> 00:16:15,052 With short black hair... 256 00:16:17,472 --> 00:16:19,548 And she walks out, 257 00:16:20,129 --> 00:16:23,769 and she takes off her clothes in, like, two seconds flat. 258 00:16:23,796 --> 00:16:26,249 Yeah? Like this? 259 00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:29,854 - I think it was a little bit faster. - Oh, really? 260 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,801 - Yeah, I do. - We'll work on that. 261 00:16:31,855 --> 00:16:36,453 Okay. And then there was, um, this blonde girl 262 00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:39,588 who had these really beautiful breasts, 263 00:16:40,513 --> 00:16:42,891 but I wasn't really watching that closely. 264 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,327 Oh, I think you were watching... 265 00:16:47,314 --> 00:16:49,366 Very closely. 266 00:16:49,436 --> 00:16:51,232 What did they do next? 267 00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:52,678 Come on. 268 00:16:52,732 --> 00:16:56,508 The tall skinny one takes the blonde vampy one... 269 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:01,914 backs her against the side of the pool 270 00:17:02,764 --> 00:17:05,797 and then she begins to fuck her. 271 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,618 Like this? 272 00:17:19,861 --> 00:17:21,910 Oh, fuck... 273 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,879 Trish... your backstroke is looking much better. 274 00:17:51,899 --> 00:17:54,115 - Oh, thanks. - You're looking good for USC. 275 00:17:54,422 --> 00:17:57,109 You guys got some extra stroke training scheduled? 276 00:17:57,234 --> 00:17:59,862 - Yeah, tomorrow after physics, right? - Yeah. 277 00:17:59,905 --> 00:18:01,962 Hey, do you think that you could maybe come with me 278 00:18:01,983 --> 00:18:04,590 in the morning to talk to Durst about repeating my midterm? 279 00:18:04,638 --> 00:18:06,436 I can't really do it in the morning. 280 00:18:06,477 --> 00:18:08,377 My girlfriend Jenny's in town. 281 00:18:08,395 --> 00:18:10,984 She wants me to take her car shopping. 282 00:18:11,509 --> 00:18:13,204 Oh, she's moving here? 283 00:18:13,221 --> 00:18:15,338 Yep. She's in it for the long haul. 284 00:18:15,944 --> 00:18:17,454 Oh. 285 00:18:18,044 --> 00:18:19,545 Trish... 286 00:18:20,496 --> 00:18:23,443 maybe after practice, you and I can go talk to Durst together. 287 00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,031 Okay. 288 00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:33,814 Now, you know you just broke that girl's heart, right? 289 00:18:33,838 --> 00:18:35,683 Sorry, man, what was I supposed to do? 290 00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,374 Oh, my God, is that Dana Fairbanks 291 00:18:39,391 --> 00:18:42,035 - at The Planet in West Hollywood? - Shh! 292 00:18:42,069 --> 00:18:45,012 She doesn't want her tennis fans to know she's a gay lady. 293 00:18:46,630 --> 00:18:48,041 Funny. 294 00:18:48,166 --> 00:18:49,562 Okay, fine. 295 00:18:49,599 --> 00:18:51,307 What do you guys think about butt waxing? 296 00:18:51,342 --> 00:18:54,251 - Who has hair on their butt? - I don't know. 297 00:18:57,007 --> 00:18:58,748 At least I don't anymore. 298 00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:00,136 Why don't you just trim it? 299 00:19:00,162 --> 00:19:01,635 Listen, you guys, you'll have to figure this all out 300 00:19:01,657 --> 00:19:03,736 - without the benefit of my wisdom. - Oh! 301 00:19:03,773 --> 00:19:06,339 Bette, Tina, guess what. I had a genius idea. 302 00:19:06,374 --> 00:19:08,210 I have solved your donor problem. 303 00:19:08,507 --> 00:19:10,934 You two are having a party this Saturday night, 304 00:19:10,957 --> 00:19:13,111 and we are inviting all the eligible men that we know. 305 00:19:13,136 --> 00:19:14,862 Oh, yeah, that's right, all two of them. 306 00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:17,814 No, yeah. Get them all together at one time. 307 00:19:17,844 --> 00:19:20,374 Right, just go fishing in the pond. 308 00:19:20,442 --> 00:19:21,557 Great. 309 00:19:21,888 --> 00:19:22,942 Great. 310 00:19:22,972 --> 00:19:24,728 I'm leaving now. 311 00:19:24,947 --> 00:19:27,808 - I'm going to call you about that! - Okay. 312 00:19:27,986 --> 00:19:29,610 Back to my question, please. 313 00:19:29,658 --> 00:19:33,424 Okay... Trimming is essential. You know? 314 00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:35,166 You just do it a few days before you get laid. 315 00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:36,700 Assuming you ever do. 316 00:19:37,797 --> 00:19:39,100 Whatever you do, 317 00:19:39,122 --> 00:19:40,404 you have to deal with it. 318 00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,836 Otherwise you'll never have bush confidence. 319 00:19:42,862 --> 00:19:44,359 If you don't have bush confidence, 320 00:19:44,368 --> 00:19:45,947 you won't feel good about your bush, 321 00:19:45,998 --> 00:19:47,732 and you'll never get laid. 322 00:19:47,805 --> 00:19:49,242 So deal with it. 323 00:19:50,718 --> 00:19:51,957 Okay. 324 00:20:05,554 --> 00:20:07,291 Do you need any rosemary? 325 00:20:07,553 --> 00:20:09,834 It's kind of taking over my garden. 326 00:20:09,851 --> 00:20:10,871 Oh, hi. 327 00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:13,444 - Did I scare you? I'm sorry. - Oh, no, no. Not at all. 328 00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:14,532 I'm Jenny. 329 00:20:14,575 --> 00:20:16,103 I'm Tina. It's nice to meet you. 330 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:18,396 I would love some rosemary. 331 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:20,011 Thanks. 332 00:20:20,630 --> 00:20:23,103 I have this story that I've written called 333 00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:24,863 "Thus Spoke Sarah Shuster... " 334 00:20:24,884 --> 00:20:27,091 I feel like that's, like, the last story 335 00:20:27,104 --> 00:20:29,299 that I ever want to write about being a student. 336 00:20:29,324 --> 00:20:32,009 Oh, you might change your mind when you get older. 337 00:20:32,035 --> 00:20:34,389 I'm actually thinking about going back to school. 338 00:20:34,514 --> 00:20:36,803 - I'd like a new career. - You should do it. 339 00:20:36,928 --> 00:20:38,105 - Yeah? - Yeah. 340 00:20:38,115 --> 00:20:39,661 Maybe in a couple years. 341 00:20:39,695 --> 00:20:42,040 Right now I'm trying to have a baby. 342 00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:43,395 Really? 343 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,368 But Tim said that you and... Bette... 344 00:20:46,394 --> 00:20:48,284 - Yeah. - Were a couple. 345 00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:49,941 - We are. - Oh. 346 00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:52,979 - And I'm trying to get pregnant. - Oh, my God, yes. No. 347 00:20:53,022 --> 00:20:55,527 - Yes. - Well, everything still works. 348 00:20:55,553 --> 00:20:57,243 - Yes. - We can still have babies. 349 00:20:57,277 --> 00:20:58,398 It's just like... 350 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,672 There was, like, a momentary brain lapse. 351 00:21:00,855 --> 00:21:02,813 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 352 00:21:03,361 --> 00:21:04,780 Hey. 353 00:21:04,822 --> 00:21:07,048 - Gay dads group. - Oh, my God. 354 00:21:07,073 --> 00:21:09,387 They meet once a week at a house over on Ogden. 355 00:21:09,409 --> 00:21:11,393 It's all very L.A., huh? 356 00:21:12,410 --> 00:21:14,497 No, it's nice. 357 00:21:15,336 --> 00:21:18,293 Um, I should go home and write. 358 00:21:19,004 --> 00:21:20,741 Okay. 359 00:21:21,441 --> 00:21:25,082 - Thank you very much for the rosemary. - You're welcome. 360 00:21:25,207 --> 00:21:26,926 We're having a party tomorrow night. 361 00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:29,152 - Oh, yeah? - You and Tim should come. 362 00:21:29,637 --> 00:21:32,068 Okay. I'll ask Tim if he wants to. 363 00:21:32,265 --> 00:21:34,748 - Nice meeting you. - It was nice to meet you, too, Jenny. 364 00:21:34,808 --> 00:21:35,895 Bye. 365 00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:00,627 Hey... 366 00:22:00,669 --> 00:22:02,391 What do you have to say for yourself, huh? 367 00:22:02,413 --> 00:22:04,130 Can I see your license and registration? 368 00:22:04,181 --> 00:22:07,034 - Look, I really got to... - Ma'am. 369 00:22:07,085 --> 00:22:10,493 Okay. I... hang on. 370 00:22:12,848 --> 00:22:14,641 You know, I was on my way 371 00:22:14,689 --> 00:22:17,352 to my first paying gig in over a year. 372 00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:29,756 You are so overreacting. She is our friend. 373 00:22:29,794 --> 00:22:32,546 Oh! Like that's ever stopped you before. 374 00:22:32,595 --> 00:22:35,304 - Like that's ever stopped anyone before. - You're right. 375 00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:37,238 Lesbians think friendship's another word for foreplay. 376 00:22:38,874 --> 00:22:40,001 Hello. 377 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:41,376 How you doing? 378 00:22:41,836 --> 00:22:44,661 Have you ever noticed that every time Shane walks into a room, 379 00:22:44,705 --> 00:22:46,300 someone leaves crying? 380 00:22:46,333 --> 00:22:48,355 - Shane? - Yeah? Hey... 381 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,427 Hey, how come you didn't call me the other night? 382 00:22:50,435 --> 00:22:53,456 - I left, like, five messages. - Oh. Well, 383 00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:55,145 you know, I haven't had my cell phone. 384 00:22:55,181 --> 00:22:58,585 So, when I go get my cell phone and I check my messages, 385 00:22:58,601 --> 00:23:00,193 I will call you. 386 00:23:00,252 --> 00:23:02,272 All right? It was good to see you, though. 387 00:23:02,296 --> 00:23:03,683 - Mm-hmm. - You take care. 388 00:23:06,575 --> 00:23:09,890 It's just wrong. You just can't treat people like that. 389 00:23:09,939 --> 00:23:11,638 You have to tell Shane... 390 00:23:11,697 --> 00:23:13,375 That that's just not right. 391 00:23:13,418 --> 00:23:16,210 Okay. I'll tell her. 392 00:23:21,271 --> 00:23:23,637 - Hi. - Hi. Welcome. 393 00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:30,175 Bette, everyone, I want you to meet our next-door neighbors. 394 00:23:30,210 --> 00:23:31,426 - This is Tim... - Oh, hi. 395 00:23:31,468 --> 00:23:32,834 - Oh, and this must be... - Jenny. 396 00:23:32,864 --> 00:23:33,935 Nice to meet you. Bette. 397 00:23:33,957 --> 00:23:35,952 And Alice Pieszecki and Shane McCutcheon. 398 00:23:36,077 --> 00:23:37,595 Nice to meet you. 399 00:23:37,596 --> 00:23:40,163 Excuse me. Are you Dana Fairbanks? 400 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,408 - I'm sorry. What? - Dana Fairbanks. 401 00:23:42,443 --> 00:23:45,343 - Yes. I am. - I'm a huge fan. 402 00:23:45,552 --> 00:23:47,903 - Really? - I saw you almost beat Capriati last year 403 00:23:47,914 --> 00:23:49,333 at the women's invitational. 404 00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:52,154 - Great. She's going to be insufferable. - Oh, God, it's just one fan. 405 00:23:52,171 --> 00:23:54,803 - It's okay. - Jenny, this is Dana Fairbanks. 406 00:23:54,825 --> 00:23:57,052 - Hi. - She's one of the best players 407 00:23:57,077 --> 00:23:59,009 on the women's tennis circuit right now. 408 00:23:59,068 --> 00:24:01,440 This is my doubles partner, Harrison Landy. 409 00:24:01,461 --> 00:24:04,710 - Um, honey, this is Tim... - Tim. 410 00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:06,974 - Tim and Jenny. - Good to meet you. Jenny. 411 00:24:08,170 --> 00:24:10,807 - Nice to meet you. - What the hell are you doing? 412 00:24:10,812 --> 00:24:12,813 - Field research. - Yeah, there's a scientist 413 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,545 at the national enquirer who says that 414 00:24:14,554 --> 00:24:17,340 if your ring finger is longer than your index finger, 415 00:24:17,395 --> 00:24:19,262 - it means you're a lesbian. - Mm-hmm. 416 00:24:19,279 --> 00:24:20,767 Yeah. Totally gay. 417 00:24:20,809 --> 00:24:22,067 Was there ever any doubt? 418 00:24:22,506 --> 00:24:24,437 Oh, my God, look. I'm gay, too. 419 00:24:24,479 --> 00:24:26,439 Thank God. Otherwise I'd have to leave you. 420 00:24:28,358 --> 00:24:30,698 Okay, Alice makes the team, but just barely. 421 00:24:30,771 --> 00:24:32,053 This may be controversial, 422 00:24:32,062 --> 00:24:35,327 but it seems like I might be a lesbian, too. 423 00:24:36,305 --> 00:24:38,034 Oh, that's so weird. 424 00:24:38,051 --> 00:24:41,094 Her index finger and ring finger are exactly the same length. 425 00:24:41,115 --> 00:24:42,948 - What does that mean? - Maybe she's bisexual. 426 00:24:42,956 --> 00:24:45,043 Oh, look, there's Simon Bonham. 427 00:24:45,069 --> 00:24:47,804 Dana and Harrison, can you make Tim and Jenny a drink for me? 428 00:24:47,826 --> 00:24:49,601 Yeah, sure, sure, sure. 429 00:24:49,666 --> 00:24:51,429 - Uh, drinks? Kitchen? - Yeah. 430 00:24:51,461 --> 00:24:53,484 - Great. - So, Tim, do you play tennis? 431 00:24:53,527 --> 00:24:55,646 'Cause I'm always looking for a little action. 432 00:24:55,667 --> 00:24:58,916 - Okay, drinks. - Uh, actually, I'm a swim coach. 433 00:24:58,981 --> 00:25:00,454 Oh. 434 00:25:03,429 --> 00:25:05,000 According to our computer, ma'am, 435 00:25:05,048 --> 00:25:07,414 this license was revoked six months ago. 436 00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:09,894 Well, that's what I would call a technicality. 437 00:25:09,921 --> 00:25:11,147 If you want to get technical, 438 00:25:11,158 --> 00:25:13,293 I should haul you downtown and throw you in jail. 439 00:25:13,309 --> 00:25:15,215 I was on my way to a gig at the Roxy. 440 00:25:15,239 --> 00:25:17,799 Yeah, y... you know Ivan Neville, he's on the bill with me. 441 00:25:17,815 --> 00:25:20,887 Well, he and I were going to check out an A.A. meeting together. 442 00:25:20,913 --> 00:25:23,775 - Ivan Neville of the Neville brothers? - Yeah. 443 00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:25,737 God, I love the Neville brothers. 444 00:25:26,049 --> 00:25:28,970 Oh. Oh, we... Have you ever seen them in concert? 445 00:25:29,159 --> 00:25:32,487 Well, once, years ago. Back when I was stationed in New Orleans. 446 00:25:32,541 --> 00:25:36,182 Oh... well, have you ever been onstage, 447 00:25:36,218 --> 00:25:40,639 five feet away from Aaron and his brothers, performing? 448 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,979 Say, like, uh, uh... 449 00:25:43,635 --> 00:25:46,394 A month from now at the House of Blues? 450 00:25:46,436 --> 00:25:48,675 You know, I could hook you up. 451 00:25:50,826 --> 00:25:54,838 All right, look, this is still revoked. All right? 452 00:25:55,644 --> 00:25:58,219 And we have to leave the car. 453 00:25:59,910 --> 00:26:03,078 ... like a tough sort of tennis player. 454 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:05,276 No, I'd never wear... It's too masculine for me. 455 00:26:05,309 --> 00:26:07,300 - I would never wear anything like that. - I like it. 456 00:26:07,321 --> 00:26:09,245 No, it looks great on him, doesn't it? 457 00:26:09,261 --> 00:26:10,713 It's kind of sexy. 458 00:26:11,025 --> 00:26:12,993 Wow. 459 00:26:13,213 --> 00:26:16,563 This is very... a very interesting party. 460 00:26:16,591 --> 00:26:19,118 Oh, that's because Bette's a big art world lady, 461 00:26:19,144 --> 00:26:21,055 so there are a lot of artists. 462 00:26:21,112 --> 00:26:23,166 - Yeah, and a lot of... - Lezzies? 463 00:26:23,247 --> 00:26:25,135 - Mm-hmm. - Really? Are there really? 464 00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:28,215 - You know, I hadn't noticed that. - Yeah, it's kind of hard to miss. 465 00:26:28,247 --> 00:26:30,188 Tina told me that she and Bette 466 00:26:30,204 --> 00:26:32,512 - are thinking about having a baby. - Mm-hmm. 467 00:26:32,523 --> 00:26:34,712 Oh, there's a lot of that going around. 468 00:26:35,825 --> 00:26:38,526 They even had to change that famous joke. 469 00:26:38,596 --> 00:26:40,172 It used to be, 470 00:26:40,183 --> 00:26:42,951 "What do lesbians bring on a second date? 471 00:26:43,307 --> 00:26:45,259 A moving van." 472 00:26:45,324 --> 00:26:46,856 Now it's, 473 00:26:46,981 --> 00:26:50,733 "What do lesbians bring on a second date? 474 00:26:51,626 --> 00:26:53,874 A turkey baster." 475 00:26:57,341 --> 00:26:59,323 That's so funny. 476 00:26:59,366 --> 00:27:02,911 Honey, I don't even know why you'd know that joke. 477 00:27:02,932 --> 00:27:04,885 Who's he been hanging out with, huh? 478 00:27:05,556 --> 00:27:07,476 Excuse me. 479 00:27:09,477 --> 00:27:11,790 - ... commitment from you. That's really not what we're... - Excuse me. 480 00:27:11,814 --> 00:27:13,370 Hi, I'm sorry. What were you thinking? 481 00:27:13,641 --> 00:27:15,780 Excuse me, Simon. What was I thinking, what? 482 00:27:15,814 --> 00:27:18,547 Inviting those geeky straight people. I'm sorry. No offense. 483 00:27:18,672 --> 00:27:20,635 I mean, I've got to hang on Harrison all night long 484 00:27:20,646 --> 00:27:23,297 - like some big fat hetero. - Excuse me, Dana. 485 00:27:23,631 --> 00:27:26,519 We really love you, but it's not our cross to bear 486 00:27:26,536 --> 00:27:27,971 that you and Harrison have decided 487 00:27:27,981 --> 00:27:30,187 to masquerade as Ozzie and Harriet. 488 00:27:31,208 --> 00:27:33,877 - Okay? - Great. Thanks. 489 00:27:33,938 --> 00:27:36,141 Sorry, Simon. So what was I saying? 490 00:27:36,163 --> 00:27:38,088 - Commitment. - Oh, right, commitment. 491 00:27:38,213 --> 00:27:40,852 We wouldn't expect any kind of commitment from you, 492 00:27:40,874 --> 00:27:42,599 financial or otherwise. I mean, really, 493 00:27:42,621 --> 00:27:44,867 you wouldn't even have to know the child if you didn't... 494 00:27:44,992 --> 00:27:46,974 Although it would be nice if you wanted to have... 495 00:27:47,034 --> 00:27:50,239 I mean, we would like it if our donor had a relationship with our child. 496 00:27:50,256 --> 00:27:51,853 Yeah, but you'd have to sign a donor contract 497 00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:56,500 - relinquishing all parental rights... - Whoa, Bette, Tina, slow down. 498 00:27:57,347 --> 00:27:59,743 - I don't want you to waste your breath. - What? 499 00:27:59,985 --> 00:28:03,153 I'm flattered. I'm totally flattered, 500 00:28:03,220 --> 00:28:05,434 but I just couldn't handle it. 501 00:28:05,449 --> 00:28:08,567 I mean, what happens when this kid turns 17, 502 00:28:08,584 --> 00:28:11,594 his life's a complete mess, and he hates both of your guts 503 00:28:11,615 --> 00:28:14,025 and the next thing I know, he's camped out on my doorstep 504 00:28:14,042 --> 00:28:16,786 asking me to save him from his miserable fucking life? 505 00:28:17,879 --> 00:28:19,399 I can't do that. 506 00:28:19,835 --> 00:28:21,438 Um... 507 00:28:24,428 --> 00:28:26,579 Best first fiction? 508 00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:28,203 Yes. 509 00:28:28,585 --> 00:28:32,711 - Wow, isn't that, like, a major prize? - Um, I guess so. 510 00:28:32,749 --> 00:28:36,208 So, um, what's the story about? 511 00:28:37,835 --> 00:28:41,164 I have this, uh, this character that I write about 512 00:28:41,185 --> 00:28:44,159 that's sort of like this alter ego, but not really, 513 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,924 and the story's called "Thus Spoke Sarah Shuster." 514 00:28:48,956 --> 00:28:51,000 That's pretty bold. 515 00:28:51,613 --> 00:28:53,113 I hope you're good. 516 00:28:53,964 --> 00:28:57,537 Um, Jenny, this is Marina. She owns The Planet. 517 00:28:57,545 --> 00:29:01,158 - It's a little café down on Santa Monica... - Yeah, I... I walked by the other day, 518 00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:04,029 but it was too crowded, so I didn't go in. 519 00:29:04,094 --> 00:29:05,588 It gets really crowded, 520 00:29:05,637 --> 00:29:09,047 thanks to Alice, who wrote me up in her magazine. 521 00:29:10,112 --> 00:29:12,714 - Are you a writer? - Yeah, for L.A. Magazine. 522 00:29:12,767 --> 00:29:15,980 Yeah, more of a journalist... Little different from you. 523 00:29:16,001 --> 00:29:19,443 - I don't think it's different... - Jenny just won this literary prize, 524 00:29:19,459 --> 00:29:22,417 really big, for the story she was just talking about, 525 00:29:22,438 --> 00:29:25,864 - "Just Spoke" something... - Oh, "Thus Spoke Zarathustra." 526 00:29:25,869 --> 00:29:27,635 That's a Nietzsche reference. 527 00:29:27,651 --> 00:29:29,572 - Yeah. - Has your story been published? 528 00:29:29,588 --> 00:29:33,858 Yes. It'll be in the next Best American Short Stories. Right? 529 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,211 Which is... I don't know if I told you, 530 00:29:35,219 --> 00:29:37,159 but I write a lot of "Best Of" pieces. 531 00:29:37,340 --> 00:29:39,211 That's where I discovered Amy Bloom. 532 00:29:39,228 --> 00:29:42,677 I read this beautiful story she wrote called, um... 533 00:29:43,087 --> 00:29:45,110 Silver Water. 534 00:29:45,482 --> 00:29:46,983 "Come to Me." 535 00:29:47,004 --> 00:29:49,355 That's one of my favorite collections. 536 00:29:49,388 --> 00:29:52,189 I think that I've probably read 537 00:29:52,205 --> 00:29:54,523 everything that Amy Bloom has ever written. 538 00:29:54,577 --> 00:29:58,212 I'm about to start on this "Best Cosmetics Under $100." 539 00:29:58,242 --> 00:30:01,515 - Oh. - There's supposedly this guy in Calabasas 540 00:30:01,531 --> 00:30:04,559 who does these Botox injections for 75 bucks a pop. 541 00:30:04,569 --> 00:30:06,188 Oh. Isn't that illegal? 542 00:30:06,194 --> 00:30:08,640 Have you read anything by Anne Carson? 543 00:30:09,893 --> 00:30:12,868 "Autobiography of Red... " 544 00:30:13,293 --> 00:30:15,546 "Eros the Bittersweet." 545 00:30:15,671 --> 00:30:19,762 I think those books practically changed my life. 546 00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:24,017 What about you. Have you read them? 547 00:30:24,049 --> 00:30:25,803 Yes. 548 00:30:26,394 --> 00:30:28,056 Wow! 549 00:30:28,115 --> 00:30:32,406 You guys should totally take the Cosmo romance compatibility quiz. 550 00:30:32,992 --> 00:30:35,142 Well, this would be my singular 551 00:30:35,143 --> 00:30:37,602 romantic compatibility question. 552 00:30:38,838 --> 00:30:43,572 What is your favorite... No, no, your most... 553 00:30:43,830 --> 00:30:48,234 Influential, important, life-altering book of all time? 554 00:30:54,510 --> 00:30:56,602 I don't know if I want to answer that. 555 00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:01,178 What's yours? 556 00:31:01,303 --> 00:31:03,086 I asked you first. 557 00:31:04,561 --> 00:31:06,346 I have an idea. 558 00:31:06,590 --> 00:31:08,950 Jenny, you could whisper yours in this ear, 559 00:31:08,967 --> 00:31:10,662 and, Marina, you can whisper yours in this ear, 560 00:31:10,676 --> 00:31:12,637 and I'll tell you if you're compatible. 561 00:31:12,678 --> 00:31:14,540 I think I already know. 562 00:31:23,566 --> 00:31:25,637 Whatever. I'm just 563 00:31:25,701 --> 00:31:28,272 going to leave you two alone to get married. 564 00:31:30,187 --> 00:31:31,854 What did you say? 565 00:31:32,300 --> 00:31:34,290 What did you say? 566 00:31:37,565 --> 00:31:39,140 Bette was set on an artist, 567 00:31:39,164 --> 00:31:41,307 but she says that you have exquisite taste 568 00:31:41,308 --> 00:31:43,781 - in the work that you show in your gallery. - I do. 569 00:31:43,785 --> 00:31:46,022 - Aw... You said that? - Mm-hmm. 570 00:31:46,033 --> 00:31:48,587 I got to tell you, I couldn't be more flattered. 571 00:31:48,619 --> 00:31:50,744 I know you two are going to be wonderful mothers, 572 00:31:50,758 --> 00:31:52,729 and I bet you'll have guys lining up around the block, 573 00:31:52,734 --> 00:31:53,987 begging to jerk off for you. 574 00:31:54,315 --> 00:31:56,858 Robin, are you setting us up for a turn-down? 575 00:31:56,892 --> 00:31:59,542 Believe me, it's got nothing to do with you guys. 576 00:31:59,572 --> 00:32:01,005 No, I have no reservations about you two. 577 00:32:01,009 --> 00:32:02,338 It's my own genetic shortcomings, 578 00:32:02,342 --> 00:32:04,438 which I wouldn't want to pass on to any child. 579 00:32:04,898 --> 00:32:06,933 I mean, look how bow-legged I am. 580 00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:08,516 It's a family trait. 581 00:32:08,723 --> 00:32:10,392 Oh, that's cute. We could live with that. 582 00:32:10,732 --> 00:32:12,466 I also carry the gene for buck teeth. 583 00:32:12,496 --> 00:32:14,033 My mother and my three sisters are all... 584 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:15,722 There are always braces. 585 00:32:17,564 --> 00:32:19,582 We also have a propensity for shingles, 586 00:32:19,620 --> 00:32:21,289 early onset manic depression. 587 00:32:21,331 --> 00:32:22,707 Both treatable. 588 00:32:23,032 --> 00:32:25,000 Premature hair loss, among the women, 589 00:32:25,025 --> 00:32:26,398 as well as the men... 590 00:32:26,437 --> 00:32:29,003 - We could get one of those... - A weave. 591 00:32:29,062 --> 00:32:31,967 Also a hideous tendency to drool... 592 00:32:32,392 --> 00:32:33,881 Okay. 593 00:32:33,898 --> 00:32:35,715 - We get the picture. - We get it. 594 00:32:36,388 --> 00:32:37,658 Okay. 595 00:32:37,671 --> 00:32:39,557 - Yep. - Thank you. 596 00:32:39,558 --> 00:32:41,109 - Thanks, Robin. - Sure. 597 00:32:41,117 --> 00:32:42,978 Sorry. Good luck. 598 00:32:44,641 --> 00:32:47,008 I'm really sorry you missed your gig. 599 00:32:48,152 --> 00:32:50,097 And you know what to do about you car? 600 00:32:50,161 --> 00:32:51,392 Yeah. 601 00:32:51,697 --> 00:32:54,864 Yeah, don't go beating yourself up over it. 602 00:32:59,012 --> 00:33:01,621 You are one decent human being, 603 00:33:01,626 --> 00:33:04,654 and that's rare in this soulless town. 604 00:33:04,779 --> 00:33:06,413 Keep it real. 605 00:33:06,811 --> 00:33:08,364 All right. 606 00:33:13,382 --> 00:33:15,975 - No way. - Kit! 607 00:33:16,002 --> 00:33:17,970 - Hi! - Hey, girl, what's up? 608 00:33:18,012 --> 00:33:19,386 - Good to see you. - How you doing? 609 00:33:19,403 --> 00:33:20,599 Come on in. Welcome. 610 00:33:20,638 --> 00:33:22,290 Yeah, thanks, girl. 611 00:33:31,528 --> 00:33:32,905 Hey. 612 00:33:33,649 --> 00:33:34,974 There you are. 613 00:33:35,297 --> 00:33:37,762 I'm just waiting for the washroom. 614 00:33:44,816 --> 00:33:46,671 Do you want to... 615 00:34:26,318 --> 00:34:29,117 - You were on the Olympic swim team? - Yeah, I was. 616 00:34:29,138 --> 00:34:32,217 This is amazing. I have a project about competitive swimming, 617 00:34:32,223 --> 00:34:34,615 but we haven't been able to crack the story. 618 00:34:34,839 --> 00:34:36,589 Would you be interested? 619 00:34:39,433 --> 00:34:42,150 There is this one incredibly dramatic thing that happened. 620 00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:44,349 When I was swimming for U of Chicago, 621 00:34:44,376 --> 00:34:46,021 we had this one guy on the team 622 00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:48,904 - that was probably the best swimmer... - Tim, take me home. 623 00:34:49,297 --> 00:34:51,863 - Jen, I want you to meet... - I want you to take me home now. 624 00:34:53,441 --> 00:34:55,555 - Excuse me. - Yeah, sure. 625 00:34:56,437 --> 00:35:00,319 Um, look, obviously, I... I have to go. 626 00:35:00,378 --> 00:35:03,434 - It was good talking to you. - Yeah, you too. Thank you. 627 00:35:06,763 --> 00:35:10,474 Okay. Is your sister, like, the coolest person on earth or what? 628 00:35:17,290 --> 00:35:19,152 What's Kit doing here? 629 00:35:19,277 --> 00:35:21,895 Your guess is as good as mine. 630 00:35:28,655 --> 00:35:30,811 Jen, I was in the middle of a conversation. 631 00:35:30,833 --> 00:35:32,724 Do you want to at least tell me what's going on? 632 00:35:33,580 --> 00:35:36,178 - I felt weird. - That's pretty vague, Jen, 633 00:35:36,199 --> 00:35:38,355 even for you. You felt weird. 634 00:35:50,342 --> 00:35:53,391 What are you... Jen, come on. 635 00:35:53,913 --> 00:35:55,720 We need to talk. 636 00:35:57,215 --> 00:35:59,088 Jen, what are you doing? 637 00:36:08,826 --> 00:36:10,424 Jen... 638 00:36:41,430 --> 00:36:44,732 Are you going to tell me why you're not at your gig at the Roxy? 639 00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:47,878 Well, that was something I came over here to tell you... 640 00:36:47,888 --> 00:36:50,415 Bette, you never told me that Kit Porter was your sister. 641 00:36:51,443 --> 00:36:53,227 Wow. 642 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:54,546 My half-sister. 643 00:36:54,563 --> 00:36:57,148 - Guess which half. - That is extremely cool. 644 00:36:57,169 --> 00:36:59,762 Jeremy Block. I said hi earlier. 645 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,197 I saw you play a couple years ago at the Hollywood Roosevelt. 646 00:37:02,221 --> 00:37:03,764 You... you're awesome. 647 00:37:03,813 --> 00:37:05,700 Oh, thank you. You're very kind. 648 00:37:05,764 --> 00:37:07,676 No, really. We're putting together the soundtrack 649 00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:10,484 to a picture I'm producing. We're working with a bunch of classic 650 00:37:10,523 --> 00:37:11,930 jazz and blues ladies, 651 00:37:11,955 --> 00:37:13,892 and I guarantee he will completely dig you. 652 00:37:14,989 --> 00:37:18,075 Well, I was about to get into something here with my baby sister... 653 00:37:18,085 --> 00:37:20,562 I'm sure it can wait. I've got a house full of people. 654 00:37:21,289 --> 00:37:24,058 Well, come on. The party's in the back room at Les Deux. 655 00:37:25,015 --> 00:37:26,434 Are you sure? 656 00:37:26,447 --> 00:37:29,110 It's a potential gig. You should definitely go. 657 00:37:31,277 --> 00:37:32,842 Okay. 658 00:37:33,343 --> 00:37:36,349 Yeah, well, hey, why don't I ride with you? 659 00:37:36,382 --> 00:37:37,828 Sure. 660 00:38:10,847 --> 00:38:12,658 What an ego bruiser. 661 00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:16,735 Three turn-downs in one night. 662 00:38:16,778 --> 00:38:18,639 Is there something wrong with our pitch? 663 00:38:18,666 --> 00:38:20,822 It has nothing to do with you guys. 664 00:38:21,387 --> 00:38:23,990 You know, it's... it's the new male. 665 00:38:24,044 --> 00:38:25,566 What? 666 00:38:25,647 --> 00:38:27,072 What do you know about men? 667 00:38:27,094 --> 00:38:28,465 I mean, you've never even been with a man. 668 00:38:28,489 --> 00:38:31,167 Well, the new male is more spiritual than the old male. 669 00:38:31,401 --> 00:38:34,140 You know, he sees his sperm as an extension of his inner being. 670 00:38:34,173 --> 00:38:37,164 Whereas the old male shot into any female 671 00:38:37,174 --> 00:38:38,748 without thinking about what would happen, 672 00:38:38,772 --> 00:38:42,317 the new male totally cares what becomes of his seed. 673 00:38:42,919 --> 00:38:44,468 Oh, my God, it's Yoda. 674 00:38:44,479 --> 00:38:46,985 Yeah, they teach that at hairdresser school, by the way. 675 00:38:47,110 --> 00:38:50,877 Well, that's just great. Why did they have to get all sensitive on us 676 00:38:50,888 --> 00:38:54,621 just when we needed them to keep on being the same old assholes? 677 00:38:56,020 --> 00:38:57,493 I don't know. 678 00:38:57,618 --> 00:38:59,020 All right. 679 00:38:59,062 --> 00:39:01,903 - Yeah, we're going to go. - Don't go. 680 00:39:02,726 --> 00:39:04,567 Good night, you guys. 681 00:39:06,039 --> 00:39:08,484 - Bye. - Bye. 682 00:39:14,159 --> 00:39:16,769 - She's totally going home with that girl. - I'm sorry. 683 00:39:16,788 --> 00:39:19,708 Oh, my God. Get off of me. Harrison, the party's over. 684 00:39:19,734 --> 00:39:21,695 - We can go back to being gay. - I got to go. 685 00:39:21,708 --> 00:39:23,562 You guys need help cleaning up? 686 00:39:24,712 --> 00:39:27,347 - We got it. - Yeah, Sonia's coming in tomorrow. 687 00:39:27,472 --> 00:39:30,800 - Okay, good night, you guys. - Good night. 688 00:39:31,109 --> 00:39:33,818 - Thank you so much. - Bye-bye. 689 00:39:34,221 --> 00:39:36,290 - Have a good night. - Good night. 690 00:39:53,981 --> 00:39:56,437 Oh, shit. 691 00:39:58,121 --> 00:39:59,630 How long have you been out here? 692 00:40:02,583 --> 00:40:04,772 I couldn't sleep last night. 693 00:40:04,955 --> 00:40:07,326 You were totally out. 694 00:40:07,666 --> 00:40:10,576 Yeah, well, somebody wore me out. 695 00:40:11,404 --> 00:40:16,276 I came out here around 3:00... 696 00:40:16,636 --> 00:40:18,142 In the morning, 697 00:40:18,631 --> 00:40:21,169 and then I started to write, 698 00:40:21,873 --> 00:40:24,154 and that was so scary. 699 00:40:25,815 --> 00:40:27,622 It's a whole new place, Jen. 700 00:40:28,776 --> 00:40:31,328 It's just going to take you a while to find your groove. 701 00:40:31,979 --> 00:40:33,738 Yeah. 702 00:40:37,174 --> 00:40:38,734 You know, 703 00:40:39,175 --> 00:40:41,982 you never told me why you were so upset last night. 704 00:40:42,014 --> 00:40:43,913 Um... 705 00:40:45,346 --> 00:40:47,782 because I was just a little drunk. 706 00:40:49,336 --> 00:40:51,466 I hope I didn't ruin your night. 707 00:40:52,740 --> 00:40:55,037 - No, I think it turned out pretty well. - Okay. 708 00:40:55,064 --> 00:40:56,737 - What did you think? - Yeah. 709 00:41:06,713 --> 00:41:10,274 Okay, everybody, let's get those butts up out of the saddle 710 00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:11,989 and get on the road. 711 00:41:13,468 --> 00:41:15,953 That fucking party made me so depressed. 712 00:41:16,078 --> 00:41:19,115 We have to wait a whole month before another insemination. 713 00:41:19,169 --> 00:41:21,605 At least you have somebody to wait with. 714 00:41:21,831 --> 00:41:23,649 At least there's somebody in bed next to you 715 00:41:23,659 --> 00:41:25,299 when you wake up in the morning, you know? 716 00:41:25,875 --> 00:41:28,973 Now, everyone, drop your heads, 717 00:41:29,011 --> 00:41:32,071 close your eyes and set your intentions. 718 00:41:32,423 --> 00:41:34,024 Why are you here? 719 00:41:34,244 --> 00:41:36,422 To gossip with your friends? 720 00:41:36,476 --> 00:41:38,482 To change your body? 721 00:41:38,810 --> 00:41:41,736 What do you want to get out of the next 40 minutes? 722 00:41:41,951 --> 00:41:44,393 A good look at your spectacular tits would be nice. 723 00:41:44,415 --> 00:41:46,263 - So go for it. - No! 724 00:41:46,469 --> 00:41:47,939 Besides, she's straight. 725 00:41:47,980 --> 00:41:49,227 How do you know? 726 00:41:49,232 --> 00:41:51,154 Because I'm so attracted to her. 727 00:41:51,442 --> 00:41:52,823 Every time I'm attracted to somebody, 728 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:56,360 - she's either unavailable or straight. - Dana! 729 00:41:57,155 --> 00:42:01,243 ♪ I'm here to make your day ♪ 730 00:42:01,495 --> 00:42:05,485 ♪ I'm here to please you ♪ 731 00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:10,252 ♪ you are here to make my day ♪ 732 00:42:10,734 --> 00:42:15,757 ♪ I'm here to help myself to you ♪ 733 00:42:16,380 --> 00:42:18,122 - Jenny! - Hey. 734 00:42:18,155 --> 00:42:21,904 - Hey, are you here by yourself? - Yeah. I am by myself, 735 00:42:21,947 --> 00:42:24,314 - but I'm going to go home and make a sandwich. - No, no, 736 00:42:24,330 --> 00:42:26,992 we've got a table. Come sit with us. 737 00:42:27,078 --> 00:42:29,156 Okay. Okay. 738 00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:31,487 This instructor recommended this workshop 739 00:42:31,522 --> 00:42:34,705 called All Write, w-r-i-t-e... 740 00:42:34,830 --> 00:42:36,684 And this instructor meets with you 741 00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:38,487 and does this thing called bodywork, 742 00:42:38,496 --> 00:42:41,159 you know, to help you get in touch with your inner voice, 743 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,011 - which I thought was weird. - Hey... 744 00:42:44,495 --> 00:42:46,267 You know, you should check out my magazine, 745 00:42:46,289 --> 00:42:48,138 because we sometimes do these resource lists 746 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:50,645 - for the creative community. - Oh, okay. 747 00:42:50,668 --> 00:42:53,704 Or, you know, UCLA might be your best bet. 748 00:42:53,924 --> 00:42:55,631 No. I don't want to... 749 00:42:55,673 --> 00:42:57,591 I don't want to go back to school. 750 00:42:57,613 --> 00:43:01,233 Marina has a reading group. You guys met the other night. 751 00:43:01,241 --> 00:43:03,431 - Hi, Jenny. - Hey... 752 00:43:05,177 --> 00:43:06,506 So, 753 00:43:06,718 --> 00:43:08,335 how do you like The Planet? 754 00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:12,317 It's beautiful. It's nice. 755 00:43:12,586 --> 00:43:14,608 You want to come to my reading group? 756 00:43:14,796 --> 00:43:16,215 Yes. 757 00:43:16,264 --> 00:43:18,389 That means I can read one of your stories. 758 00:43:18,405 --> 00:43:20,158 No, you can read anything you want. 759 00:43:20,196 --> 00:43:22,643 You know, anything. 760 00:43:22,681 --> 00:43:25,155 Oh, shit. Oh, God, it's late. 761 00:43:25,214 --> 00:43:27,570 You know, I, uh, I'm starting a new tour, 762 00:43:27,581 --> 00:43:29,308 so I should go practice. 763 00:43:29,373 --> 00:43:31,153 I'm going to follow you guys out. 764 00:43:31,207 --> 00:43:33,557 - Jenny, good luck. - Yes. Thank you. 765 00:43:33,573 --> 00:43:35,582 I think you might have found what you were looking for. 766 00:43:35,606 --> 00:43:38,080 - Bye, Alice. - It's good to see you. 767 00:43:38,140 --> 00:43:39,317 You'll be okay? 768 00:43:39,328 --> 00:43:41,312 - Yeah, I'm good. - Of course she's okay. 769 00:43:43,076 --> 00:43:46,530 - You're okay, right? - No, I'm good. I'm good. I, uh... 770 00:43:47,202 --> 00:43:49,735 - I hope I didn't upset you the other night... - No... 771 00:43:50,095 --> 00:43:52,149 you didn't upset me. 772 00:43:52,397 --> 00:43:54,634 I just, uh... I came here 773 00:43:54,687 --> 00:43:57,177 to say that I'm not... 774 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,952 I'm not... 775 00:44:02,017 --> 00:44:04,136 A big coffee drinker? 776 00:44:08,732 --> 00:44:10,477 I have to go. 777 00:44:10,499 --> 00:44:11,865 I have to go. 778 00:44:11,870 --> 00:44:14,952 Tim is going to be home at 5:00. 779 00:44:15,033 --> 00:44:16,732 So... 780 00:44:16,775 --> 00:44:19,351 It... it's only 2:00. 781 00:44:21,249 --> 00:44:23,621 - So I need... - Don't get so upset. 782 00:44:23,648 --> 00:44:26,382 - It's only 2:00. - I know, but I need to be there... 783 00:44:26,559 --> 00:44:29,441 when he calls, okay? 784 00:44:29,755 --> 00:44:31,433 - Okay. - Okay. 785 00:44:31,493 --> 00:44:33,412 I'll walk you to your car. 786 00:44:34,083 --> 00:44:35,301 Okay. 787 00:44:35,382 --> 00:44:36,996 - Yeah? - Yeah. 788 00:44:41,014 --> 00:44:43,042 - Thank you. - For what? 789 00:44:43,067 --> 00:44:45,266 Turning you into a speed freak? 790 00:44:47,989 --> 00:44:50,444 - Is this your car? - Yes. I mean, 791 00:44:50,483 --> 00:44:53,194 this is Tim's car. 792 00:44:53,412 --> 00:44:55,043 It's embarrassing. 793 00:44:55,125 --> 00:44:56,872 A muscle car. 794 00:44:57,405 --> 00:44:58,714 It's sexy. 795 00:44:59,066 --> 00:45:00,784 Are you busy tomorrow night? 796 00:45:00,826 --> 00:45:02,895 Do you want to come to Radar? 797 00:45:04,590 --> 00:45:05,963 What's Radar? 798 00:45:06,002 --> 00:45:09,009 It's a special night we do here on Tuesdays. 799 00:45:09,031 --> 00:45:10,240 Right. 800 00:45:10,686 --> 00:45:11,878 Um... 801 00:45:14,756 --> 00:45:16,422 No, thank you. 802 00:45:19,011 --> 00:45:20,260 Okay. 803 00:45:24,413 --> 00:45:27,188 - Call me if you change your mind. - Okay. 804 00:45:35,903 --> 00:45:37,849 I could do this. Yes. 805 00:45:38,332 --> 00:45:41,095 And you have no problem with the concept 806 00:45:41,116 --> 00:45:44,120 of bringing a child into the world and having absolutely no say 807 00:45:44,142 --> 00:45:46,567 as to how he or she is raised? 808 00:45:46,692 --> 00:45:48,873 I must have children all over the world. 809 00:45:48,874 --> 00:45:51,100 Now, why would I have a problem with this one? 810 00:45:51,546 --> 00:45:53,708 I will sign the donor's contract now. 811 00:45:53,913 --> 00:45:56,046 Jean-Paul, I don't mean to be rude or anything, 812 00:45:56,052 --> 00:45:58,284 but do you have any, uh, 813 00:45:58,332 --> 00:46:00,859 medical problems, 814 00:46:00,881 --> 00:46:03,409 any history of family illnesses, or... 815 00:46:04,097 --> 00:46:06,415 Health is excellent with the Chamois family. 816 00:46:06,488 --> 00:46:08,269 Jean-Paul, I know you say 817 00:46:08,295 --> 00:46:09,476 that you're comfortable with all of this, 818 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:12,140 - but I just think about it for a minute. - Where is this contract? 819 00:46:20,266 --> 00:46:25,452 - Mm-hmm, and when we do this? - When Tina's next ovulating. 820 00:46:25,902 --> 00:46:28,651 You want to do this here in my bed? 821 00:46:28,839 --> 00:46:32,364 Bon. Bon. Or you want me to come to you? 822 00:46:33,311 --> 00:46:34,971 - Uh... - Um... 823 00:46:34,992 --> 00:46:36,756 Wherever you want. 824 00:46:37,057 --> 00:46:39,553 We'll give you a sterile cup. 825 00:46:40,016 --> 00:46:42,695 I mean, or if you prefer, if you need your privacy, 826 00:46:42,704 --> 00:46:44,860 I can come back later after you finish and pick it up. 827 00:46:44,869 --> 00:46:46,176 Cup? 828 00:46:46,891 --> 00:46:50,185 - What is this cup? - Oh, it's a specimen cup. 829 00:46:50,217 --> 00:46:52,187 You ejaculate into it. 830 00:46:52,229 --> 00:46:54,246 Oh, no, no, no, we don't do that way. 831 00:46:54,267 --> 00:46:56,714 We do as a man and a woman. 832 00:46:56,839 --> 00:46:58,850 Oh, Jean-Paul, I'm sorry, 833 00:46:58,872 --> 00:47:02,678 - I just thought you understood that... - Do you want it to be all three? 834 00:47:02,700 --> 00:47:05,365 Because that would be fine. It is going to be your baby, too. 835 00:47:05,391 --> 00:47:06,596 No. 836 00:47:06,639 --> 00:47:08,115 No? Just me and her then. 837 00:47:08,128 --> 00:47:09,690 - Bon. - Jean-Paul, 838 00:47:09,892 --> 00:47:13,084 not only are we monogamous, we don't sleep with men. 839 00:47:13,601 --> 00:47:15,933 But to have a baby, there is no other way. 840 00:47:15,941 --> 00:47:18,983 It's just not an option for us, okay? 841 00:47:19,031 --> 00:47:21,436 But for me, it is the only option. 842 00:47:22,180 --> 00:47:23,553 An obligation. 843 00:47:23,776 --> 00:47:26,026 I could not bring a baby into this world 844 00:47:26,054 --> 00:47:28,053 who was not conceived through the passionate... 845 00:47:29,111 --> 00:47:30,919 Mm, mm... 846 00:47:31,005 --> 00:47:33,027 Between a man and a woman. 847 00:47:38,822 --> 00:47:42,625 Hey! The penis. The pussy. The baby. 848 00:47:44,552 --> 00:47:46,332 You can't be serious. 849 00:47:46,978 --> 00:47:49,533 "Ze penis, ze pussy, ze baby"? 850 00:47:50,974 --> 00:47:53,582 Oh, God, I swear... 851 00:47:54,981 --> 00:47:57,148 Come on, Tee, it's funny. 852 00:47:57,273 --> 00:47:59,681 I'm sorry, I don't find it funny. 853 00:48:01,955 --> 00:48:05,183 Well, try. It's important to have a sense of humor about these things. 854 00:48:05,219 --> 00:48:08,302 Oh, well, I guess you'll just take care of that for the both of us. 855 00:48:13,815 --> 00:48:15,638 Why are you doing this? 856 00:48:16,429 --> 00:48:18,300 What? What am I doing? 857 00:48:34,683 --> 00:48:37,930 We got Mary, and we got Trish, and I think we... 858 00:48:37,943 --> 00:48:39,848 - Hey, Randy. Hey. - Hey. 859 00:48:40,421 --> 00:48:41,647 Wow. 860 00:48:41,815 --> 00:48:43,196 You look amazing. 861 00:48:43,230 --> 00:48:45,034 - Thanks. - Damn. 862 00:48:45,159 --> 00:48:47,374 I think I'm going to ditch Randy and take you out myself. 863 00:48:47,383 --> 00:48:48,661 Do you want to come? 864 00:48:49,014 --> 00:48:51,570 'Cause we got a shitload of work to do, 865 00:48:51,660 --> 00:48:54,186 - but you do look great. - Thank you. 866 00:48:54,504 --> 00:48:56,010 I'm not going to be late. 867 00:48:56,135 --> 00:48:58,011 - Okay. - Okay. 868 00:48:59,667 --> 00:49:01,048 Good-bye. 869 00:49:03,816 --> 00:49:06,875 - Bye, Randy. - Good night. 870 00:49:11,648 --> 00:49:14,413 Where's she off to all dolled up like that? 871 00:49:14,414 --> 00:49:15,981 Uh, The Planet. 872 00:49:15,997 --> 00:49:18,959 They're having some kind of special party or something. 873 00:49:18,978 --> 00:49:20,353 And you're letting her go alone? 874 00:49:20,377 --> 00:49:21,796 I'm making her go. 875 00:49:22,028 --> 00:49:23,955 She doesn't know that many people. 876 00:49:24,256 --> 00:49:26,774 I don't know if you know it, but she's kind of a recluse. 877 00:49:30,410 --> 00:49:33,772 Uh... hi. 878 00:49:35,536 --> 00:49:37,795 - Hello, Jenny. - Uh... 879 00:49:37,843 --> 00:49:41,733 - it's all women. - Oh, yeah, Radar is a women's party. 880 00:49:41,744 --> 00:49:43,583 Sorry. Sorry. 881 00:49:45,461 --> 00:49:47,780 That's the one I'm talking about. What do you think? 882 00:49:47,790 --> 00:49:49,958 Hot. So hot. 883 00:49:51,798 --> 00:49:53,836 - Hi. - Hi, Jenny. 884 00:49:53,847 --> 00:49:55,266 I didn't know you were coming out tonight. 885 00:49:55,288 --> 00:49:57,960 - Yeah, Marina invited me. - Hey, hey. 886 00:49:57,997 --> 00:50:00,376 - Hello. - I thought she'd like Radar. 887 00:50:01,775 --> 00:50:04,626 Bette's sister Kit does a poetry night. 888 00:50:04,637 --> 00:50:06,342 I think you'd enjoy it. 889 00:50:06,374 --> 00:50:08,498 Um... Where is Bette? 890 00:50:08,541 --> 00:50:10,521 - She's at work. - They're still fighting. 891 00:50:10,646 --> 00:50:13,476 Oh, my God, there are so many hot girls here. 892 00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,515 - Hi. - Hi. 893 00:50:16,558 --> 00:50:19,459 - How are you? - Good. 894 00:50:25,811 --> 00:50:28,745 I'm going to go play pool, so see you all later. 895 00:50:30,062 --> 00:50:32,222 You should have hit on her when we first came in. 896 00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:33,750 I don't get it. 897 00:50:34,073 --> 00:50:36,332 I mean, what does Shane have that I don't have? 898 00:50:36,348 --> 00:50:39,257 - It has to do with her attitude. - I've got attitude. 899 00:50:39,289 --> 00:50:42,766 - It's because she's so withholding. - No. It's because she's so confident. 900 00:50:42,782 --> 00:50:44,341 No, it's because she's stupid, 901 00:50:44,358 --> 00:50:48,188 - and stupid people are too dumb to be insecure. - Dana, she's your friend. 902 00:50:48,215 --> 00:50:50,134 It's confidence, okay? I'm telling you. 903 00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:51,759 And it's because of her nipples. 904 00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,305 What do you mean it's because of her nipples? 905 00:50:53,323 --> 00:50:55,209 She has the best nipples in town, and she knows it. 906 00:50:55,233 --> 00:50:57,774 Oh, my God, you're so right. She has nipple confidence. 907 00:50:57,801 --> 00:51:01,325 - They are nice. - Yeah, they're small and they're perfectly formed. 908 00:51:01,353 --> 00:51:04,294 I wonder if I could sell a story on L.A.'s best nipples. 909 00:51:04,314 --> 00:51:05,968 That's a good one, right? 910 00:51:06,019 --> 00:51:08,760 I think I'm just gonna wander around for a bit. 911 00:51:08,777 --> 00:51:11,158 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm good. 912 00:51:25,295 --> 00:51:27,092 Hi, there. 913 00:51:28,070 --> 00:51:30,189 No, thank you. 914 00:51:43,006 --> 00:51:48,006 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -