1 00:00:01,755 --> 00:00:03,355 Previously on "The Vampire Diaries"... 2 00:00:03,483 --> 00:00:05,854 I'm Zach and Gail's daughter. Sarah Salvatore. 3 00:00:05,855 --> 00:00:07,288 Why don't you believe me? 4 00:00:07,290 --> 00:00:09,806 Because Sarah Salvatore is at Duke University, 5 00:00:09,807 --> 00:00:11,305 where she studies as an art major. 6 00:00:11,307 --> 00:00:12,740 Now, who the hell are you? 7 00:00:12,742 --> 00:00:13,908 My name is Monique. 8 00:00:13,910 --> 00:00:15,076 I want the whole story. 9 00:00:15,078 --> 00:00:16,377 Don't do this. 10 00:00:16,379 --> 00:00:18,212 - No! - You'll find out sooner or later. 11 00:00:18,214 --> 00:00:20,014 So, my mom has a brain tumor. 12 00:00:20,016 --> 00:00:21,983 Then I'll just give her vampire blood. 13 00:00:21,985 --> 00:00:23,618 If our blood cured cancer, we would've 14 00:00:23,620 --> 00:00:24,620 heard about that by now. 15 00:00:26,422 --> 00:00:28,489 In our coven's tradition, the twins merge their strength. 16 00:00:28,491 --> 00:00:29,523 The stronger one wins and... 17 00:00:29,525 --> 00:00:31,192 The weaker one dies. 18 00:00:31,194 --> 00:00:33,094 Why should we have to die because our sister's too weak 19 00:00:33,096 --> 00:00:34,829 to defeat our psychopath of a brother? 20 00:00:34,831 --> 00:00:36,197 Merging is our duty to the coven. 21 00:00:36,199 --> 00:00:37,264 It's why we were born. 22 00:00:37,266 --> 00:00:38,899 This is the anti-magic border. 23 00:00:38,901 --> 00:00:40,601 You sucked up all that magic 24 00:00:40,603 --> 00:00:41,636 from the Traveler's spell. 25 00:00:43,239 --> 00:00:44,538 A lot of magic. 26 00:00:44,540 --> 00:00:46,607 I don't know what we were or are 27 00:00:46,609 --> 00:00:48,476 or what we're supposed to be, but 28 00:00:48,478 --> 00:00:49,478 I want to see you. 29 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:50,611 Come over. 30 00:00:52,148 --> 00:00:53,547 Anybody there? 31 00:00:53,549 --> 00:00:55,416 I may have put a cloaking spell on us. 32 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:59,440 ♪The Vampire Diaries 6x11 ♪ Woke Up With a Monster Original Air Date on January 11, 2015 33 00:01:01,391 --> 00:01:03,190 See, we never went out to dinner when I was a kid, 34 00:01:03,192 --> 00:01:06,127 so, I always had this fascination with chefs and fine dining. 35 00:01:06,129 --> 00:01:09,697 Dad actually lets me cook... 36 00:01:09,699 --> 00:01:11,365 Taught me to measure by eye. 37 00:01:11,367 --> 00:01:13,300 Seasonings to taste, all that stuff, 38 00:01:13,302 --> 00:01:15,636 but it's different now in the restaurant world. 39 00:01:15,638 --> 00:01:18,005 Everything's on timers. It's like... 40 00:01:18,875 --> 00:01:21,742 Fries go in, you push a button. 41 00:01:21,744 --> 00:01:25,012 It dings, you take them out. Literally, no guesswork. 42 00:01:26,683 --> 00:01:28,816 Why am I here? 43 00:01:28,818 --> 00:01:31,052 Oh, well, I spent 18 years in abandoned restaurants 44 00:01:31,054 --> 00:01:33,220 and now I'm showing off the fruits of my labor. 45 00:01:34,590 --> 00:01:36,424 I don't mean the Mystic Grill. 46 00:01:36,426 --> 00:01:39,326 Oh, you mean like here, here, in Mystic Falls? 47 00:01:40,496 --> 00:01:42,263 Sorry. I'm nervous I'm... 48 00:01:42,265 --> 00:01:44,131 you're, like, really pretty. 49 00:01:44,133 --> 00:01:46,333 Why am I here, Kai? 50 00:01:46,335 --> 00:01:47,935 Well, I took a spell that was 51 00:01:47,937 --> 00:01:49,570 keeping supernaturals out of Mystic Falls 52 00:01:49,572 --> 00:01:53,007 and I... I, like, absorbed it, like, 53 00:01:53,009 --> 00:01:54,341 like, ate it, I guess. 54 00:01:55,878 --> 00:01:57,311 It's cool, huh? 55 00:01:57,313 --> 00:01:58,979 First I eat magic and then eventually, 56 00:01:58,981 --> 00:02:01,849 I lose it, but, I mean, a huge spell like that? 57 00:02:01,851 --> 00:02:03,484 I mean, come on. 58 00:02:03,486 --> 00:02:05,653 Magic's oozing out of me. It's all over the place. 59 00:02:05,655 --> 00:02:06,821 You know, I didn't quite realize, 60 00:02:06,823 --> 00:02:08,089 I was so out of control until I met 61 00:02:08,091 --> 00:02:10,091 the manager of the grill a few hours ago 62 00:02:10,093 --> 00:02:13,527 and he was all like, "yeah, you can't come in here, we're closed, 63 00:02:13,529 --> 00:02:16,130 and you have an unconscious girl over your shoulder." 64 00:02:16,132 --> 00:02:17,565 And I was like, "Don't judge me." 65 00:02:17,567 --> 00:02:19,700 So, then I gave him a heart attack. Tried to. 66 00:02:19,702 --> 00:02:21,502 But all I did was make him vomit uncontrollably, 67 00:02:21,504 --> 00:02:24,338 which was like, uhh, all right, let's stop that. 68 00:02:24,340 --> 00:02:27,374 So, I tried again, and I think I broke his spine. 69 00:02:27,376 --> 00:02:29,376 I'm not... I'm not really sure, because 70 00:02:29,378 --> 00:02:30,711 the third time I tried the spell, 71 00:02:30,713 --> 00:02:32,480 he kind of exploded in blood. 72 00:02:34,183 --> 00:02:36,517 - Whoops. - What the hell is wrong with you? 73 00:02:36,519 --> 00:02:38,319 I just told you. I have too much magic. 74 00:02:38,321 --> 00:02:41,122 You know, it wasn't until after my test run with the manager 75 00:02:41,124 --> 00:02:44,091 that I realized, if I start to merge with Jo 76 00:02:44,093 --> 00:02:47,461 and my gushing fountains of magic turn her into that guy, 77 00:02:47,463 --> 00:02:49,396 then I'm not gonna have a twin for the merge. 78 00:02:49,398 --> 00:02:53,067 So, Elena, that is why you are here. 79 00:02:54,570 --> 00:02:59,039 Because... I need to get my magic under control. 80 00:02:59,041 --> 00:03:01,675 By practicing with you. Or, rather, 81 00:03:01,677 --> 00:03:03,911 by practicing on you. 82 00:03:03,913 --> 00:03:05,412 Oh, hey, P.S., silver lining? 83 00:03:05,414 --> 00:03:08,349 After the manager finally stopped thrashing around, 84 00:03:08,351 --> 00:03:11,685 I finally managed a cloaking spell. 85 00:03:11,687 --> 00:03:12,820 Thank you. 86 00:03:14,524 --> 00:03:17,391 It's easy to do and undo. 87 00:03:18,594 --> 00:03:21,529 Phasmatos oculix. 88 00:03:25,935 --> 00:03:30,037 Table for 3. 89 00:03:30,039 --> 00:03:31,338 You had no idea. 90 00:04:11,447 --> 00:04:12,479 Because that's the first thing 91 00:04:12,481 --> 00:04:13,581 I want to see in the morning. 92 00:04:13,583 --> 00:04:15,015 Sorry. I forgot you lived here. 93 00:04:15,017 --> 00:04:17,618 Yeah. Hey, any chance 94 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:19,820 you could help me out with some speakers at Caroline's... 95 00:04:21,424 --> 00:04:22,656 house? 96 00:04:26,329 --> 00:04:27,862 Thanks for the coffee. 97 00:04:31,334 --> 00:04:35,836 - Sorry, are you ok? - Yeah, yeah, fine. 98 00:04:35,838 --> 00:04:36,838 Just clothes and skin. 99 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:38,172 Hey, where can I get a T-shirt? 100 00:04:38,174 --> 00:04:40,274 Damon's room. Upstairs, end of the hall. 101 00:04:43,746 --> 00:04:45,012 What are you doing in my house? 102 00:04:45,014 --> 00:04:47,081 Fire spell. Sort of. 103 00:04:47,083 --> 00:04:49,116 It turns out getting back in touch with magic 104 00:04:49,118 --> 00:04:50,885 isn't anything like riding a bike. 105 00:04:51,988 --> 00:04:53,954 I am sorry about that vase, though. 106 00:04:53,956 --> 00:04:55,356 Was that expensive? 107 00:04:55,358 --> 00:04:57,191 Well, I don't know, but the Smithsonian would. 108 00:04:57,193 --> 00:04:58,325 You should call them. 109 00:04:59,495 --> 00:05:01,328 Oh, thank God. Breakfast. 110 00:05:02,665 --> 00:05:04,865 Please tell me that you brought mimosas. 111 00:05:04,867 --> 00:05:06,533 Do you actually think I'd watch this sober? 112 00:05:06,535 --> 00:05:08,869 And what exactly are we watching? 113 00:05:08,871 --> 00:05:10,604 Today we make s'mores. 114 00:05:10,606 --> 00:05:11,805 In a month, I win the merge 115 00:05:11,807 --> 00:05:13,107 and I become leader of my coven, 116 00:05:13,109 --> 00:05:14,708 guaranteeing its survival. 117 00:05:14,710 --> 00:05:16,043 Liv has me on a 30-day regimen 118 00:05:16,045 --> 00:05:17,611 between now and the next celestial event. 119 00:05:17,613 --> 00:05:20,180 And this regimen has to happen in my living room why? 120 00:05:20,182 --> 00:05:21,482 Damon feels guilty. 121 00:05:21,484 --> 00:05:24,418 That's new. And where the hell is he? 122 00:05:29,892 --> 00:05:32,359 I paid extra for this room to be a single. 123 00:05:32,361 --> 00:05:34,895 You clearly underestimate the number of women 124 00:05:34,897 --> 00:05:36,830 who'd die to spend the night with me. 125 00:05:36,832 --> 00:05:39,033 Well, I'm not dead yet. 126 00:05:39,035 --> 00:05:41,535 Ha! Any word from Elena? 127 00:05:41,537 --> 00:05:44,238 Oh, I got words. Plural. 128 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,807 I got "something came up at the dorm. 129 00:05:46,809 --> 00:05:48,575 Had to bail. Can we rain check?" 130 00:05:48,577 --> 00:05:51,178 An emoticon of a cold shower. 131 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:52,746 Ouch. Have you at least 132 00:05:52,748 --> 00:05:54,248 managed to patch things up with Ric? 133 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:56,684 Well, baby steps. Step one, 134 00:05:56,686 --> 00:05:58,919 allow him to turn my house into Hogwarts. 135 00:05:58,921 --> 00:06:02,856 Step two, call in a favor from the sheriff. 136 00:06:02,858 --> 00:06:04,725 Ask her to put out an APB 137 00:06:04,727 --> 00:06:07,895 on a supercharged serial killer named Kai Parker. 138 00:06:07,897 --> 00:06:09,897 Yeah, I already have my guys on the lookout. 139 00:06:09,899 --> 00:06:11,365 No one matching Kai's description 140 00:06:11,367 --> 00:06:12,566 popped up overnight. 141 00:06:12,568 --> 00:06:14,735 What the hell is he doing? 142 00:06:14,737 --> 00:06:17,438 Bad news is, the employee kitchen didn't have a juicer. 143 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,173 Good news is, they do now. 144 00:06:19,175 --> 00:06:21,909 - What is this? - It's a kale smoothie. 145 00:06:21,911 --> 00:06:23,444 It's good for DNA cell repair 146 00:06:23,446 --> 00:06:25,612 and for slowing cancer. 147 00:06:26,782 --> 00:06:27,782 Oh, are you warm enough? 148 00:06:27,783 --> 00:06:29,083 - I'm fine. - Let me just 149 00:06:29,085 --> 00:06:30,384 get you another blanket. 150 00:06:30,386 --> 00:06:33,053 So you can literally smother her? 151 00:06:33,055 --> 00:06:35,289 I'm just trying to help here. 152 00:06:35,291 --> 00:06:38,993 Since apparently, modern medicine takes forever. 153 00:06:38,995 --> 00:06:41,295 I don't understand why we can't skip all the guesswork 154 00:06:41,297 --> 00:06:43,297 and go straight to something that works. 155 00:06:43,299 --> 00:06:44,798 Like vampire blood. 156 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:47,201 We are not having this conversation again, sweetheart. 157 00:06:47,203 --> 00:06:48,702 Ok, then, what do you want to talk about? 158 00:06:48,704 --> 00:06:49,970 How the doctors can't operate, 159 00:06:49,972 --> 00:06:51,905 how chemo won't work, how 160 00:06:51,907 --> 00:06:53,273 radiation won't shrink the tumor? 161 00:06:53,275 --> 00:06:54,408 Damon, feel free to jump in 162 00:06:54,410 --> 00:06:55,976 with your support here at any time. 163 00:06:55,978 --> 00:06:57,111 Well, I think that would require you 164 00:06:57,113 --> 00:06:58,712 having my support, Caroline. 165 00:07:02,084 --> 00:07:04,084 You don't think that our blood will work? 166 00:07:04,086 --> 00:07:06,420 For 170-odd years, I've never known an instance 167 00:07:06,422 --> 00:07:07,888 where our blood cured cancer. 168 00:07:07,890 --> 00:07:09,890 But hey, Sheriff, if you want to be a guinea pig 169 00:07:09,892 --> 00:07:11,325 in an experimental study involving 170 00:07:11,327 --> 00:07:12,960 weird, unpredictable magic... 171 00:07:13,829 --> 00:07:16,063 Far be it from me to stop you. 172 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:20,934 Look... sweetheart. For now, 173 00:07:20,936 --> 00:07:22,970 I would like to put my faith in science, 174 00:07:22,972 --> 00:07:25,973 which means going home on doctor's orders, 175 00:07:25,975 --> 00:07:28,242 having a nice, quiet day, 176 00:07:28,244 --> 00:07:30,144 and waiting for more MRI results. 177 00:07:30,146 --> 00:07:32,946 See? Ahh. Mommy knows best. 178 00:07:32,948 --> 00:07:34,615 Now, if you'll excuse me I have to make sure 179 00:07:34,617 --> 00:07:36,350 the witches aren't destroying my house. 180 00:07:38,054 --> 00:07:39,286 Bye-bye. 181 00:07:42,858 --> 00:07:46,593 Damon may be a vile creature, but he has the best clothes. 182 00:07:46,595 --> 00:07:49,029 Should I be wondering why you're in Damon Salvatore's bedroom? 183 00:07:49,031 --> 00:07:50,764 Jo scorched my shirt. 184 00:07:50,766 --> 00:07:53,233 So, you're shirtless in Damon's bedroom. 185 00:07:53,235 --> 00:07:56,370 You must be feeling such mixed emotions right now. 186 00:07:56,372 --> 00:07:57,938 How's the training going? 187 00:07:57,940 --> 00:08:01,008 Jo's terrible. If she went up against Kai today, 188 00:08:01,010 --> 00:08:03,143 she'd lose in, like, 9 seconds. 189 00:08:03,145 --> 00:08:05,245 Luke totally called that one. 190 00:08:05,247 --> 00:08:07,448 Yeah, but you've got time to whip her into shape. 191 00:08:07,450 --> 00:08:08,849 Has Luke been giving you crap? 192 00:08:08,851 --> 00:08:10,851 He's been texting. I've been ignoring. 193 00:08:10,853 --> 00:08:12,286 If he finds out you're training Jo... 194 00:08:12,288 --> 00:08:14,621 He won't. Chill, ok? 195 00:08:30,005 --> 00:08:34,908 You kept my orchid alive. That's amazing. 196 00:08:34,910 --> 00:08:36,710 I wanted everything to be just the same 197 00:08:36,712 --> 00:08:38,078 when you finally came home. 198 00:08:39,849 --> 00:08:41,014 Hey. 199 00:08:42,118 --> 00:08:43,118 What is this? 200 00:08:43,119 --> 00:08:44,651 Uh, Stefan volunteered 201 00:08:44,653 --> 00:08:46,553 to move your entertainment center in here 202 00:08:46,555 --> 00:08:48,422 so now you can watch TV from your favorite chair. 203 00:08:48,424 --> 00:08:51,225 I hooked up the surround sound to your DVD player 204 00:08:51,227 --> 00:08:54,561 and I left a universal remote on the table right there. 205 00:08:54,563 --> 00:08:56,396 Well, thanks. 206 00:08:56,398 --> 00:08:57,898 Guess it never occurred to anybody 207 00:08:57,900 --> 00:09:00,167 to just move my chair, but... 208 00:09:03,639 --> 00:09:05,772 What's the matter? 209 00:09:05,774 --> 00:09:08,442 Never seen anyone with stage 4 cancer before? 210 00:09:10,713 --> 00:09:12,146 Actually, no, I haven't. 211 00:09:13,516 --> 00:09:15,382 One of the few perks of starting over 212 00:09:15,384 --> 00:09:16,917 every few decades... 213 00:09:16,919 --> 00:09:20,254 real life never really catches up to you. 214 00:09:24,860 --> 00:09:26,727 So, if you start the "Friends" box set now, 215 00:09:26,729 --> 00:09:28,896 I'll be back in time for Monica and Chandler's wedding. 216 00:09:28,898 --> 00:09:30,264 Stefan, you know how to laugh, right? 217 00:09:30,266 --> 00:09:31,465 Opinions vary. 218 00:09:31,467 --> 00:09:32,799 Wait, why? Are you leaving? 219 00:09:32,801 --> 00:09:34,034 Every minute counts, so, 220 00:09:34,036 --> 00:09:35,369 I'm gonna go get a second opinion 221 00:09:35,371 --> 00:09:36,904 from one of the world's leading experts 222 00:09:36,906 --> 00:09:38,672 in grade IV glioblastoma. 223 00:09:39,975 --> 00:09:41,708 I couldn't sleep. I Googled. 224 00:09:41,710 --> 00:09:43,610 And where is the Internet sending you? 225 00:09:43,612 --> 00:09:44,645 Duke. 226 00:09:44,647 --> 00:09:45,779 Duke? 227 00:09:47,349 --> 00:09:48,949 You know what? Maybe I'll give you a ride. 228 00:09:48,951 --> 00:09:51,118 I was thinking of, um, heading that way 229 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,419 to check on a friend. 230 00:09:52,421 --> 00:09:53,587 - A friend. - Mm-hmm. 231 00:09:53,589 --> 00:09:55,622 Stefan, I know all of your friends. 232 00:09:55,624 --> 00:09:59,193 Elena. Me. And then that's it. 233 00:09:59,195 --> 00:10:02,296 I think it would be better if you had some company on the road. 234 00:10:02,298 --> 00:10:03,430 Thank you, Stefan. 235 00:10:09,772 --> 00:10:11,572 I will call you every hour on the hour. 236 00:10:11,574 --> 00:10:13,207 I will set my watch by it. 237 00:10:13,209 --> 00:10:14,174 I love you. 238 00:10:14,176 --> 00:10:16,310 I love you, too. 239 00:10:16,312 --> 00:10:17,444 Bye. 240 00:10:44,607 --> 00:10:46,440 We're in my high school? 241 00:10:46,442 --> 00:10:48,175 They have plenty of restrooms, 242 00:10:48,177 --> 00:10:49,610 no flammable surfaces, 243 00:10:49,612 --> 00:10:51,144 and everyone's on winter break. 244 00:10:51,146 --> 00:10:53,380 Still, it's no wonder America got dumb 245 00:10:53,382 --> 00:10:54,382 when I was locked up. 246 00:10:54,383 --> 00:10:55,549 They're never in school. 247 00:10:58,420 --> 00:10:59,853 Is that you? 248 00:11:01,724 --> 00:11:03,323 Oh, and there's Bonnie. 249 00:11:03,325 --> 00:11:04,958 You guys look so innocent. 250 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:06,526 Smiling like nothing bad 251 00:11:06,528 --> 00:11:07,995 could ever happen to you. 252 00:11:09,331 --> 00:11:10,497 Anyway, do you mind if I try to turn 253 00:11:10,499 --> 00:11:11,865 your blood into acid again? 254 00:11:12,701 --> 00:11:14,334 Again? 255 00:11:14,336 --> 00:11:17,204 Yeah, that's... it's kind of how you 256 00:11:17,206 --> 00:11:19,239 got here in the first place. 257 00:11:19,241 --> 00:11:21,341 I was trying the whole acid-blood thing 258 00:11:21,343 --> 00:11:22,509 and I think I burst a few 259 00:11:22,511 --> 00:11:23,911 important capillaries in your brain, 260 00:11:23,912 --> 00:11:25,245 because you blacked out. 261 00:11:25,247 --> 00:11:27,714 Kai, you don't have to do this. 262 00:11:27,716 --> 00:11:28,849 Listen to me... 263 00:11:28,851 --> 00:11:30,917 Phasmatos navaro 264 00:11:30,919 --> 00:11:32,352 pulsus sanguinox. 265 00:11:32,354 --> 00:11:33,720 Ow! 266 00:11:33,722 --> 00:11:35,822 Phasmatos navaro... 267 00:11:35,824 --> 00:11:38,892 Stop. Stop, Kai. Stop. 268 00:11:38,894 --> 00:11:40,227 My ring. 269 00:11:41,563 --> 00:11:42,596 Sanguinox. 270 00:11:42,598 --> 00:11:44,197 Kai, you're melting my ring. 271 00:11:48,437 --> 00:11:50,537 - Phasmatos... - Kai, stop it! 272 00:11:50,539 --> 00:11:52,239 Navaro... Pul... 273 00:12:01,283 --> 00:12:02,949 No. No, no, no, no. 274 00:12:04,153 --> 00:12:06,887 No, no, no. No. 275 00:12:06,889 --> 00:12:08,021 No. 276 00:12:15,531 --> 00:12:17,731 I take it that ring meant something to you? 277 00:12:19,101 --> 00:12:20,567 I never understood 278 00:12:20,569 --> 00:12:22,736 sentimental attachments to things, 279 00:12:22,738 --> 00:12:25,272 because then it's so upsetting when you lose them. 280 00:12:27,476 --> 00:12:29,576 Aah! 281 00:12:29,578 --> 00:12:30,844 Aah! 282 00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:43,490 That doesn't count. I was distracted. 283 00:12:43,492 --> 00:12:45,959 You wearing my shirt? 284 00:12:47,296 --> 00:12:48,795 Magic camp. 285 00:12:48,797 --> 00:12:50,397 How may I help you? 286 00:12:50,399 --> 00:12:52,699 Damon, Kai has me at the high school. I need your help. 287 00:12:52,701 --> 00:12:53,900 Whoa. Elena? 288 00:13:06,315 --> 00:13:07,481 Really? 289 00:13:11,954 --> 00:13:13,086 Damn it. 290 00:13:22,164 --> 00:13:23,330 Bingo. 291 00:13:33,566 --> 00:13:35,400 So, your friend I've never heard of 292 00:13:35,402 --> 00:13:37,101 is a world-famous photographer? 293 00:13:37,103 --> 00:13:39,837 Well, it's a student exhibition. 294 00:13:39,839 --> 00:13:42,306 Oh. Goody. Freshman art. 295 00:13:42,308 --> 00:13:45,042 Since you're so great at noticing untapped potential, 296 00:13:45,044 --> 00:13:47,044 how do you know this person again? 297 00:13:47,046 --> 00:13:48,746 Oh, yes, I did call earlier 298 00:13:48,748 --> 00:13:50,848 about a consult with Dr. Moore. 299 00:13:50,850 --> 00:13:52,917 Great. Ok, they can see us right now. 300 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,485 You know what? I'm gonna catch up. 301 00:13:54,487 --> 00:13:57,822 Ok. Uh, Oncology Center, D4. Come find me. 302 00:13:57,824 --> 00:13:58,956 Ok. 303 00:14:02,595 --> 00:14:04,629 Excuse me. Can you point me to 304 00:14:04,631 --> 00:14:06,397 Sarah Nelson's exhibit? 305 00:14:06,399 --> 00:14:08,566 Far corner. Good choice. 306 00:14:08,568 --> 00:14:10,935 She's one of our best new students. 307 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,069 Thank you. 308 00:14:15,408 --> 00:14:18,609 According to the saying, when a child dies, 309 00:14:18,611 --> 00:14:20,545 an angel will take the child in her arms 310 00:14:20,547 --> 00:14:23,614 and fly her over all the places she loved best, 311 00:14:23,616 --> 00:14:25,149 so she can see them one last time 312 00:14:25,151 --> 00:14:27,418 before she goes to heaven. 313 00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:28,619 That's what I had in mind with this 314 00:14:28,621 --> 00:14:29,921 aerial point of view. 315 00:14:29,923 --> 00:14:31,322 And then I wanted to catch the sunlight 316 00:14:31,324 --> 00:14:32,924 flaring off the windows because 317 00:14:32,926 --> 00:14:34,592 it obscures the reflection of the viewer 318 00:14:34,594 --> 00:14:36,160 who's looking down at them. 319 00:14:36,162 --> 00:14:37,562 Good stuff. 320 00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:42,333 What are you doing here? 321 00:14:42,335 --> 00:14:43,901 Same thing you are. 322 00:14:43,903 --> 00:14:45,636 Looking for a little art 323 00:14:45,638 --> 00:14:47,071 to decorate my wall. 324 00:14:51,010 --> 00:14:52,643 And that's when I read your article 325 00:14:52,645 --> 00:14:54,178 in the "New England Journal of Medicine." 326 00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:55,613 You know, the one about 327 00:14:55,615 --> 00:14:57,982 tumor reduction using hyperthermia treatments. 328 00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,617 That's not exactly light reading. 329 00:14:59,619 --> 00:15:02,153 Well, I didn't say understood it. Ha! 330 00:15:02,155 --> 00:15:04,255 These are my mom's charts. 331 00:15:04,257 --> 00:15:06,190 But your bio said that 332 00:15:06,192 --> 00:15:08,259 you're an amazing expert on glioblastoma, 333 00:15:08,261 --> 00:15:09,627 and I really, really need an expert, 334 00:15:09,629 --> 00:15:11,128 because my mom's doctors are telling her 335 00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:13,331 that she's not a candidate for clinical trials. 336 00:15:18,338 --> 00:15:20,171 And you're not gonna give me any grief 337 00:15:20,173 --> 00:15:22,473 on insurance or confidentiality 338 00:15:22,475 --> 00:15:26,143 or anything except your honest opinion. 339 00:15:30,984 --> 00:15:33,684 Her doctors are doing everything right. 340 00:15:33,686 --> 00:15:35,786 It's a grade IV tumor. 341 00:15:35,788 --> 00:15:37,955 They could try full-brain radiation, 342 00:15:37,957 --> 00:15:39,891 but that would seriously impact 343 00:15:39,893 --> 00:15:42,293 any remaining quality of life. 344 00:15:42,295 --> 00:15:45,162 She'll face cognitive and verbal decline, 345 00:15:45,164 --> 00:15:47,732 motor loss, personality change, 346 00:15:47,734 --> 00:15:50,167 and meanwhile, she could still develop 347 00:15:50,169 --> 00:15:51,536 morphine-resistant pain. 348 00:15:53,973 --> 00:15:56,374 So, you're saying that there's no feasible 349 00:15:56,376 --> 00:15:57,909 medical solution. 350 00:15:57,911 --> 00:16:00,044 I really wish there were. 351 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:03,047 I have a patient in nearly identical condition. 352 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:05,550 He hasn't responded to any treatment. 353 00:16:05,552 --> 00:16:07,385 Now he's just running down the clock. 354 00:16:11,691 --> 00:16:12,990 I want to see him. 355 00:16:16,262 --> 00:16:17,395 Ahh. 356 00:16:23,403 --> 00:16:25,002 Oh. Hello. 357 00:16:26,306 --> 00:16:27,405 Nice shirt. 358 00:16:27,407 --> 00:16:28,506 Well, thanks. 359 00:16:28,508 --> 00:16:30,041 Yeah, somebody burned my other one. 360 00:16:30,043 --> 00:16:32,109 Which was awesome, by the way. 361 00:16:32,111 --> 00:16:34,111 I'm starting to see why Damon digs you. 362 00:16:34,113 --> 00:16:37,782 You are crazypants. 363 00:16:38,785 --> 00:16:41,185 Oh, it sucks about that shirt, though. 364 00:16:41,187 --> 00:16:43,387 So, you can care about an inanimate object 365 00:16:43,389 --> 00:16:45,122 but not the people that you kill? 366 00:16:45,124 --> 00:16:46,290 Ohh. 367 00:16:47,694 --> 00:16:50,094 Is this gonna be like an episode of "Ricki Lake" 368 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,063 where I come face to face with my demons 369 00:16:52,065 --> 00:16:53,497 and change for the better? 370 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,602 Have you really not cared about anyone? 371 00:17:02,408 --> 00:17:04,108 I guess I liked my brother Joey. 372 00:17:05,612 --> 00:17:08,646 We played Dr. Mario together and he'd always win. 373 00:17:09,816 --> 00:17:12,717 Actually, one of my favorite memories 374 00:17:12,719 --> 00:17:14,151 is when I finally beat him. 375 00:17:17,957 --> 00:17:19,490 Of course, my favorite memory is when I 376 00:17:19,492 --> 00:17:21,058 finally beat him to death. 377 00:17:24,063 --> 00:17:25,262 You don't have to waste your energy 378 00:17:25,264 --> 00:17:26,664 trying to change me. 379 00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:29,867 If Ricki taught me anything, it's that 380 00:17:29,869 --> 00:17:32,269 liking yourself is the most important thing. 381 00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:38,242 And I like me. 382 00:17:45,084 --> 00:17:47,284 To think... a day almost went by 383 00:17:47,286 --> 00:17:49,320 where I wasn't roped into saving one of your friends. 384 00:17:49,322 --> 00:17:50,921 Cry me a river. 385 00:17:50,923 --> 00:17:52,256 Just do the stupid cloaking spell 386 00:17:52,258 --> 00:17:53,591 so I can go grab Elena 387 00:17:53,593 --> 00:17:55,960 and you can go back to wrecking my mansion. 388 00:17:55,962 --> 00:17:57,762 Fine. 389 00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:03,100 What are you doing? Back door is right here. 390 00:18:03,102 --> 00:18:04,735 - I'm not going in there. - What? 391 00:18:04,737 --> 00:18:07,271 If Kai even gets a glimpse of me, I'm dead. 392 00:18:07,273 --> 00:18:09,173 I'm strong enough to do the spell from out here. 393 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:13,044 Whatever. I hope you cloak better than you teach. 394 00:18:13,046 --> 00:18:14,211 Because the looks of my living room, 395 00:18:14,213 --> 00:18:15,513 Jo's not learning very much. 396 00:18:15,515 --> 00:18:17,381 Relax. With a bit of practice, 397 00:18:17,383 --> 00:18:19,216 she'll be merge-ready in no time. 398 00:18:23,523 --> 00:18:27,391 Phasmatos radium Cara. Phasmatos... 399 00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:32,596 Liv. 400 00:18:32,598 --> 00:18:34,699 Liv? 401 00:18:34,701 --> 00:18:36,000 Hey. Liv! 402 00:18:36,002 --> 00:18:37,134 Sorry. 403 00:18:39,238 --> 00:18:40,471 What the hell are you doing here? 404 00:18:40,473 --> 00:18:42,173 She doesn't have time for this. 405 00:18:42,175 --> 00:18:43,908 - Invisique. - No! 406 00:18:50,915 --> 00:18:53,723 So, Liv's gone. I need a plan B. 407 00:18:53,724 --> 00:18:55,558 Wait, what do you mean she's gone? 408 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,459 Her wonder twin took her and I can't just go blazing in there. 409 00:18:57,461 --> 00:18:59,728 Kai will kill Elena to spite me. 410 00:18:59,730 --> 00:19:00,796 I need a witch. 411 00:19:00,798 --> 00:19:01,931 I can do it. 412 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,299 You can barely light a candle. 413 00:19:03,301 --> 00:19:04,300 Cloaking is one of the first things 414 00:19:04,302 --> 00:19:05,367 they teach you as a Gemini. 415 00:19:05,369 --> 00:19:06,702 I learned it when I was a kid. 416 00:19:06,704 --> 00:19:08,737 - But? - I'll have to stay beside Damon 417 00:19:08,739 --> 00:19:10,706 while I do it, which means I'll have to go inside. 418 00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:12,908 Ok, there's gotta be some other option. 419 00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:14,276 There is. 420 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,811 Right here. 421 00:19:15,813 --> 00:19:17,980 Let me guess... Jeremy's holding a crossbow. 422 00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:19,715 No one is killing Kai. 423 00:19:19,717 --> 00:19:21,350 We're not letting Kai kill Elena. 424 00:19:21,352 --> 00:19:22,952 Nobody's letting anyone die. 425 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,653 Anyone have any other ideas? 426 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:29,925 Dad's pissed, ok? 427 00:19:29,927 --> 00:19:31,594 He wants us back in Portland now. 428 00:19:31,596 --> 00:19:32,628 I was helping them. 429 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:33,896 They can help themselves. 430 00:19:33,898 --> 00:19:36,065 We're not their dancing witch-monkeys. 431 00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:38,300 You want to bring these books back? 432 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,970 Take the books. Leave the books. Who cares? 433 00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:42,938 Did you tell dad I was helping Jo get stronger? 434 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:44,506 Is that why he's pissed? 435 00:19:44,508 --> 00:19:47,309 Of course you did. You're just like him. 436 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,678 Actually, I can think for myself. 437 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,780 I've always said that Kai was too dangerous 438 00:19:51,782 --> 00:19:53,082 to become leader of the coven. 439 00:19:53,084 --> 00:19:54,917 You've been wasting your time with Jo. 440 00:19:54,919 --> 00:19:56,685 We both know she's never gonna beat him. 441 00:19:56,687 --> 00:19:57,786 You don't get it, do you? 442 00:19:57,788 --> 00:19:59,455 - Get what? - You just cloaked me 443 00:19:59,457 --> 00:20:00,656 and I couldn't fight it. 444 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:01,690 You're stronger than me. 445 00:20:01,692 --> 00:20:02,992 No, you don't know that. 446 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,793 Yes, I do. I've known it for months. 447 00:20:04,795 --> 00:20:06,228 Since that night when I was 448 00:20:06,230 --> 00:20:07,863 trying to bring people back from the other side 449 00:20:07,865 --> 00:20:09,265 and you interrupted my spell. 450 00:20:09,267 --> 00:20:11,133 You were about to collapse. 451 00:20:11,135 --> 00:20:12,167 You were already weak. 452 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,236 We're supposed to be equal. 453 00:20:14,238 --> 00:20:15,371 We're not. 454 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,706 I know you, Luke. 455 00:20:18,976 --> 00:20:20,776 I know you love me, 456 00:20:20,778 --> 00:20:22,411 and I know a huge part of you 457 00:20:22,413 --> 00:20:24,213 hopes that it's me that makes it through this. 458 00:20:25,549 --> 00:20:27,383 But it's not a coin toss anymore. 459 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:31,587 If we merge, you win and I die. 460 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,293 That scares the crap out of me. 461 00:20:39,163 --> 00:20:43,332 So. If you want to pack the books, 462 00:20:43,334 --> 00:20:44,900 pack the damn books. 463 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,703 I'm not gonna be the one reading them. 464 00:20:57,348 --> 00:21:00,115 I came in to do inventory and found him like this. 465 00:21:00,117 --> 00:21:01,984 Sorry to bother you on your day off, Sheriff, but... 466 00:21:01,986 --> 00:21:03,652 No, I'm glad you called. 467 00:21:03,654 --> 00:21:05,621 I don't think he died of natural causes. 468 00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:10,326 22 hours and 18 minutes. 469 00:21:10,328 --> 00:21:11,994 That's how long supernatural beings 470 00:21:11,996 --> 00:21:13,162 have been allowed back in Mystic Falls 471 00:21:13,164 --> 00:21:14,730 and I already know someone 472 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,131 who's dead because of it. 473 00:21:16,133 --> 00:21:17,399 I'm sorry, Matt. 474 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:18,400 We'll figure out who did this 475 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:19,835 and we'll deal with it. 476 00:21:19,837 --> 00:21:21,537 This is never gonna end, is it? 477 00:21:21,539 --> 00:21:23,405 The attacks, the cover-ups. 478 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:24,640 This is our life again. 479 00:21:24,642 --> 00:21:25,841 Mystic Falls. 480 00:21:25,843 --> 00:21:27,609 It'll always be Mystic Falls. 481 00:21:27,611 --> 00:21:28,844 If you love it here... 482 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,447 Whoa... 483 00:21:31,449 --> 00:21:32,748 Ok? 484 00:21:33,951 --> 00:21:35,684 - Yeah. - Ok. All right. 485 00:22:00,244 --> 00:22:05,180 Colin Phelps. Inoperable tumor. 486 00:22:05,182 --> 00:22:08,417 They zapped your brain with radiation for months. 487 00:22:08,419 --> 00:22:10,319 They still couldn't save you. 488 00:22:16,994 --> 00:22:20,062 Yeah. I'd be groggy, too, 489 00:22:20,064 --> 00:22:22,131 if I were on this many painkillers. 490 00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:23,766 And the doctor said all they can do 491 00:22:23,768 --> 00:22:26,001 is just make you comfortable 492 00:22:26,003 --> 00:22:27,603 while you wait for the end. 493 00:22:28,839 --> 00:22:30,639 I'm really sorry to hear that. 494 00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:39,214 Next of kin... none. 495 00:22:41,352 --> 00:22:43,452 I'm really sorry to hear that, too. 496 00:22:47,124 --> 00:22:49,792 But you see, on my mom's chart, 497 00:22:49,794 --> 00:22:52,995 this spot, next of kin, 498 00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:55,230 that's where my name goes. 499 00:22:55,232 --> 00:22:57,866 Caroline Forbes. 500 00:22:57,868 --> 00:22:59,168 I'm all she's got. 501 00:23:25,095 --> 00:23:26,662 I know we just met, 502 00:23:26,664 --> 00:23:28,330 but you're not going to remember 503 00:23:28,332 --> 00:23:29,665 any of this. 504 00:23:42,646 --> 00:23:44,046 If the spell that you're going for 505 00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:46,782 is to creep me out, it's working. 506 00:23:48,352 --> 00:23:50,385 Ow. 507 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,889 What are you doing? 508 00:23:59,697 --> 00:24:01,029 Mm, nothing. 509 00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:06,735 Just working on my self-control. 510 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:12,207 I can hear Kai yammering. 511 00:24:12,209 --> 00:24:13,575 What's he saying? 512 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:16,245 He said... it's a shame 513 00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:18,180 you don't have vamp-hearing. 514 00:24:18,182 --> 00:24:20,315 I get why you don't like me, you know? 515 00:24:20,317 --> 00:24:22,751 You were bros. A girl comes into the picture. 516 00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:24,853 - It's awkward. - It's not awkward. It's annoying. 517 00:24:24,855 --> 00:24:26,188 Because he's looking out for me? 518 00:24:26,190 --> 00:24:28,557 Yes. At the expense of logic and reason. 519 00:24:28,559 --> 00:24:31,260 Oh, let me guess... you've never done that for a girl before. 520 00:24:31,262 --> 00:24:32,761 Shh. 521 00:24:54,051 --> 00:24:55,183 Ok. 522 00:24:58,889 --> 00:25:01,256 What do you know? It's working. 523 00:25:10,713 --> 00:25:12,426 So. I'm guessing you came here 524 00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:13,760 to make a demand? 525 00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:15,662 I only came to see what you were up to today. 526 00:25:15,664 --> 00:25:18,898 I hate unanswered questions and you've left me with a few. 527 00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:21,634 Such as what secret did you need to protect 528 00:25:21,636 --> 00:25:23,903 by letting me kill that pitiful con artist 529 00:25:23,905 --> 00:25:27,173 pretending to be your long-lost relative Sarah Salvatore? 530 00:25:27,175 --> 00:25:28,541 So, I followed you, 531 00:25:28,543 --> 00:25:30,276 in your inconspicuous red Porsche 532 00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:33,146 off the exit to Chapel Hill, and here we are. 533 00:25:33,148 --> 00:25:37,517 Sarah... Nelson's photography exhibition. 534 00:25:37,519 --> 00:25:38,818 Why do you care? 535 00:25:38,820 --> 00:25:41,020 Well, it seems that Damon is unaware 536 00:25:41,022 --> 00:25:42,822 that the branches of his family tree 537 00:25:42,824 --> 00:25:44,457 might extend beyond just you. 538 00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:46,025 Call me old-fashioned, but I 539 00:25:46,027 --> 00:25:48,094 disapprove of secrets between brothers. 540 00:25:48,096 --> 00:25:50,196 So, I'll just go tell Sarah what your name is and... 541 00:25:50,198 --> 00:25:53,133 Don't do that. 542 00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:55,635 Why don't you want to meet Sarah Nelson? 543 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:58,037 You came all this way to see her work. 544 00:25:58,039 --> 00:25:59,672 What do you want me to tell you, Enzo? 545 00:25:59,674 --> 00:26:01,808 That the girl's my relative? 546 00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:04,444 Fine. She is Zach Salvatore's daughter, 547 00:26:04,446 --> 00:26:07,280 which makes her my great-niece 4 generations removed. 548 00:26:07,282 --> 00:26:09,415 I took her mother's body to the ER 549 00:26:09,417 --> 00:26:10,917 after Damon killed her. 550 00:26:10,919 --> 00:26:13,419 They did a C-section to save Sarah's life, 551 00:26:13,421 --> 00:26:15,221 but I kept that little detail from Damon 552 00:26:15,223 --> 00:26:17,023 so that she could live a good life 553 00:26:17,025 --> 00:26:20,426 in a nice home where she felt safe and loved. 554 00:26:23,198 --> 00:26:24,531 That's my big secret. 555 00:26:24,533 --> 00:26:26,733 Why are you so intent on keeping it? 556 00:26:26,735 --> 00:26:28,401 You want to tell Damon that I've been lying to him 557 00:26:28,403 --> 00:26:30,470 for the past 18 years, go ahead, be my guest. 558 00:26:30,472 --> 00:26:32,605 Maybe he'll hate me. Or maybe he'll realize 559 00:26:32,607 --> 00:26:34,507 it was the best thing I could've done for everyone. 560 00:26:34,509 --> 00:26:36,676 But either way, once you tell him, 561 00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:39,512 you'll have nothing left to obsess about. 562 00:26:44,052 --> 00:26:46,152 - Hi. - I thought you were meeting me here. 563 00:26:46,154 --> 00:26:48,288 Yeah, I got into a bidding war 564 00:26:48,290 --> 00:26:49,622 over a piece of art. 565 00:26:49,624 --> 00:26:51,357 That's fascinating. Can you just get here? 566 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:54,160 I'm conducting an experiment. 567 00:26:54,162 --> 00:26:55,628 What kind of experiment? 568 00:26:55,630 --> 00:26:58,798 I'll show you when you get here. Just hurry. 569 00:26:59,801 --> 00:27:00,900 Know what, mate? 570 00:27:00,902 --> 00:27:02,535 You can keep that piece of art. 571 00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:05,805 Photography bores me. I withdraw my bid. 572 00:27:32,267 --> 00:27:33,399 Hey. 573 00:27:34,803 --> 00:27:36,169 How are you here right now? 574 00:27:36,171 --> 00:27:37,670 Jo's invisibility spell. 575 00:27:37,672 --> 00:27:40,406 If you can see us, that means you joined the party. 576 00:27:40,408 --> 00:27:41,808 Come on. We need to get out of here. 577 00:27:41,810 --> 00:27:43,776 My ring. It's gone. 578 00:27:43,778 --> 00:27:45,445 Kai melted it into nothing. 579 00:27:45,447 --> 00:27:47,280 - What? - Not to cut this reunion short, 580 00:27:47,282 --> 00:27:49,849 but meter's running on this spell. 581 00:27:49,851 --> 00:27:51,951 Well, there's the tunnels under the school. 582 00:27:51,953 --> 00:27:54,921 Good call. Boiler room. Stat. Come on. 583 00:27:58,693 --> 00:27:59,826 You good? 584 00:28:00,695 --> 00:28:01,895 I'm good. 585 00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:07,000 What the hell are you talking about? 586 00:28:07,002 --> 00:28:08,835 You said you and Luke were equal in strength. 587 00:28:08,837 --> 00:28:11,337 Well, I lied. He's stronger. 588 00:28:11,339 --> 00:28:12,339 Then we run. 589 00:28:12,340 --> 00:28:13,373 Run where, Tyler? 590 00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:14,641 We already tried that. 591 00:28:14,643 --> 00:28:16,209 My family will hunt me down. 592 00:28:16,211 --> 00:28:17,443 They want me to merge. 593 00:28:17,445 --> 00:28:19,145 Fine. Then go. 594 00:28:19,147 --> 00:28:21,180 - Screw you. - I'm serious. Go. 595 00:28:21,182 --> 00:28:22,615 That's what you want me to say, right? 596 00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:24,150 So, go. Walk right into your own grave 597 00:28:24,152 --> 00:28:25,152 if that's what you want. 598 00:28:25,153 --> 00:28:26,319 I won't stop you. 599 00:28:27,522 --> 00:28:29,555 I knew you were a mistake. 600 00:28:29,557 --> 00:28:31,691 This whole thing was a mistake. 601 00:28:31,693 --> 00:28:33,559 This wasn't a mistake. 602 00:28:36,898 --> 00:28:38,331 This wasn't a mistake. 603 00:28:53,782 --> 00:28:54,981 I called dad. 604 00:28:56,718 --> 00:28:59,018 I told him we're out. 605 00:28:59,020 --> 00:29:01,354 I thought you were about following your destiny. 606 00:29:02,557 --> 00:29:06,592 Not if my destiny equals killing my sister. 607 00:29:09,097 --> 00:29:11,064 I told you I could think for myself. 608 00:29:16,471 --> 00:29:18,171 - You ok? - Yeah. 609 00:29:19,574 --> 00:29:21,708 3 people is just a lot more to cloak than two. 610 00:29:22,811 --> 00:29:24,377 Uhh! Whoa. 611 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:28,081 Why is your nose bleeding? 612 00:29:28,083 --> 00:29:29,182 I have a guess. 613 00:29:30,618 --> 00:29:33,453 Magic's hard. Isn't it, Jo? 614 00:29:44,745 --> 00:29:46,111 I'm so sorry. 615 00:29:46,113 --> 00:29:47,413 Don't sweat it. 616 00:29:47,415 --> 00:29:49,815 I want him to see me while I kick his ass. 617 00:29:49,817 --> 00:29:51,617 Get out of here. Ok? 618 00:30:01,162 --> 00:30:02,361 Where's Elena? 619 00:30:02,363 --> 00:30:05,464 Oh. Are we not cloaking people anymore? 620 00:30:05,466 --> 00:30:07,199 I thought that's what this was. 621 00:30:13,674 --> 00:30:14,807 Uhh! 622 00:30:17,511 --> 00:30:19,912 Oh, that's gotta hurt. 623 00:30:19,914 --> 00:30:22,748 I am definitely getting the hang of this. 624 00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:26,852 Cloaking spells, illusions. It's all the same wheelhouse. 625 00:30:33,294 --> 00:30:34,693 No. 626 00:30:48,275 --> 00:30:50,142 Now that I got the kinks worked out, 627 00:30:50,144 --> 00:30:51,743 we can actually do this. 628 00:30:51,745 --> 00:30:53,345 Is there an upcoming celestial event 629 00:30:53,347 --> 00:30:54,546 that interests you? 630 00:30:54,548 --> 00:30:56,949 I'm partial... uhh! 631 00:31:01,655 --> 00:31:03,755 Uhh. Uhh. 632 00:31:08,529 --> 00:31:09,661 I'm ok. 633 00:31:18,172 --> 00:31:20,672 Come on, baby. Come on. Ha! 634 00:31:25,713 --> 00:31:27,379 You have no idea how long it's been 635 00:31:27,381 --> 00:31:28,680 since I had an appetite. 636 00:31:29,817 --> 00:31:31,884 An hour ago, he was dying of brain cancer. 637 00:31:31,886 --> 00:31:33,018 Now look at him. 638 00:31:34,321 --> 00:31:36,822 Smile, Stefan. This is good news. 639 00:31:36,824 --> 00:31:39,057 My blood worked. He's totally fine. 640 00:31:39,059 --> 00:31:41,760 It seems too easy. 641 00:31:41,762 --> 00:31:43,195 As opposed to what? 642 00:31:43,197 --> 00:31:44,730 Vampire blood heals a stab wound 643 00:31:44,732 --> 00:31:45,797 like it was never there. 644 00:31:45,799 --> 00:31:47,199 It's always easy, Stefan. 645 00:31:47,201 --> 00:31:49,168 It is literally magic. 646 00:31:49,170 --> 00:31:50,736 Then why haven't I ever heard 647 00:31:50,738 --> 00:31:52,137 of our blood curing cancer before? 648 00:31:52,139 --> 00:31:53,805 Because vampires don't spend their lives 649 00:31:53,807 --> 00:31:55,507 pulling charity shifts at the sick ward. 650 00:31:55,509 --> 00:31:57,743 Look, I want this to work, ok? 651 00:31:57,745 --> 00:32:00,245 Stefan, I just... I need you 652 00:32:00,247 --> 00:32:02,014 to believe it will work. 653 00:32:03,117 --> 00:32:04,750 Or at the very least, just believe that 654 00:32:04,752 --> 00:32:06,752 I believe it will work. 655 00:32:09,423 --> 00:32:12,424 I can see that you believe it. 656 00:32:14,195 --> 00:32:15,761 Then take me home to my mom. 657 00:32:25,239 --> 00:32:27,639 Ok. Let's go home. 658 00:32:29,443 --> 00:32:30,443 Ok. 659 00:32:34,782 --> 00:32:36,782 Ok. 660 00:32:36,784 --> 00:32:38,050 Relax. 661 00:32:38,052 --> 00:32:43,021 Uhh! 662 00:32:43,023 --> 00:32:46,124 What? What's wrong? Didn't I get it? 663 00:32:46,126 --> 00:32:47,926 - What? - There must be another splinter 664 00:32:47,928 --> 00:32:50,128 still stuck in my heart. 665 00:32:50,130 --> 00:32:52,464 What? No. No, no, no, no. 666 00:32:53,867 --> 00:32:56,068 Hey, look at me. I'll get it. 667 00:32:56,070 --> 00:33:01,173 If there's any... anything you need to say, anything... 668 00:33:01,175 --> 00:33:02,307 Not right now. 669 00:33:03,911 --> 00:33:06,178 Now's the time. 670 00:33:06,180 --> 00:33:07,180 Come on. 671 00:33:16,156 --> 00:33:17,589 Seriously? 672 00:33:17,591 --> 00:33:18,724 Yeah. 673 00:33:19,860 --> 00:33:24,796 Oldest trick in the book. 674 00:33:39,113 --> 00:33:40,445 Perfect timing. 675 00:33:42,883 --> 00:33:45,250 Elena, are you ok? 676 00:33:50,958 --> 00:33:53,125 I've never felt more alive. 677 00:34:13,303 --> 00:34:15,036 What is it about Sarah's work 678 00:34:15,038 --> 00:34:17,138 that I find so uniquely appealing? 679 00:34:17,140 --> 00:34:19,207 Perhaps that it's a little dark, 680 00:34:19,209 --> 00:34:21,576 has a morbid undertone. 681 00:34:21,578 --> 00:34:23,711 Must be a bloodlines thing. 682 00:34:23,713 --> 00:34:25,847 Her family's a bit extreme. 683 00:34:25,849 --> 00:34:28,749 Her uncle, great-uncle, actually, fourth removed, 684 00:34:28,751 --> 00:34:31,419 is a bloody sociopath. 685 00:34:31,421 --> 00:34:33,821 - Fourth removed? - He's very old. 686 00:34:33,823 --> 00:34:35,289 Tried to kill me a few times. 687 00:34:35,291 --> 00:34:37,425 Succeeded once. 688 00:34:37,427 --> 00:34:39,260 Most recently, he set me up to die, 689 00:34:39,262 --> 00:34:41,762 which resulted in days of torture. 690 00:34:41,764 --> 00:34:43,231 There I was, 691 00:34:43,233 --> 00:34:45,967 getting prodded with fire-hot iron poker 692 00:34:45,969 --> 00:34:47,768 by a man named Tripp, 693 00:34:47,770 --> 00:34:49,270 all the while keeping my mouth shut 694 00:34:49,272 --> 00:34:50,638 and enjoying the pain. 695 00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:52,473 If you knew anything about my past, 696 00:34:52,475 --> 00:34:55,643 you'd know that this brought back some very... 697 00:34:55,645 --> 00:34:57,778 unpleasant memories. 698 00:34:57,780 --> 00:35:00,114 That's when I started plotting my revenge. 699 00:35:01,351 --> 00:35:04,118 So, I see the free wine was a big hit. 700 00:35:05,688 --> 00:35:10,825 The best revenge is patient. Cultivated. 701 00:35:15,431 --> 00:35:17,932 Only no one sees it coming until it's too late. 702 00:35:22,338 --> 00:35:23,971 But never mind all that. 703 00:35:23,973 --> 00:35:25,339 Now be a doll and help me 704 00:35:25,341 --> 00:35:27,275 box up these photographs, will you? 705 00:35:41,824 --> 00:35:45,426 Sure you're ok having a pentobarbital-ed houseguest? 706 00:35:45,428 --> 00:35:46,661 I am. 707 00:35:46,663 --> 00:35:48,029 If it buys us enough time 708 00:35:48,031 --> 00:35:49,830 to get you back into fighting shape. 709 00:35:49,832 --> 00:35:52,333 So, um, assuming that I don't get 710 00:35:52,335 --> 00:35:54,035 kidnapped before tomorrow, 711 00:35:54,037 --> 00:36:01,475 maybe we can, um... try for that dinner again? 712 00:36:01,477 --> 00:36:02,810 Ooh, you know, I don't know. 713 00:36:02,812 --> 00:36:04,245 I mean, every time we try and go on a date, 714 00:36:04,247 --> 00:36:06,647 we get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, 715 00:36:06,649 --> 00:36:08,482 or your feelings get compelled away. 716 00:36:08,484 --> 00:36:10,551 I just... I don't know if it's gonna... 717 00:36:10,553 --> 00:36:12,453 are you gonna keep sulking, 718 00:36:12,455 --> 00:36:14,135 or are you gonna let me take you to dinner? 719 00:36:15,758 --> 00:36:17,591 I guess we'll find out tomorrow. 720 00:36:19,562 --> 00:36:21,195 I can help you clean that if you want. 721 00:36:21,197 --> 00:36:23,197 One part ammonia, two parts meat tenderizer. 722 00:36:23,199 --> 00:36:24,498 You invented a stain remover? 723 00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:25,933 I'm not afraid of a little blood. 724 00:36:31,874 --> 00:36:34,942 What'd I tell you? She's a keeper. 725 00:36:38,881 --> 00:36:41,549 Ahh. You know, I think 726 00:36:41,551 --> 00:36:43,217 she's gonna get a handle on this. 727 00:36:46,122 --> 00:36:48,789 Jo's not strong enough, Ric. 728 00:36:48,791 --> 00:36:50,424 She wouldn't lie about it. 729 00:36:50,426 --> 00:36:52,426 No, no, no, I don't think she's lying about it. 730 00:36:53,463 --> 00:36:54,895 He absorbed a spell the size of 731 00:36:54,897 --> 00:36:56,564 Mystic Falls, Ric. 732 00:36:56,566 --> 00:36:58,099 He changed the game. 733 00:36:58,101 --> 00:37:00,935 Look, we got Kai on ice. 734 00:37:00,937 --> 00:37:03,104 We'll just wait for his stolen magic to drain away 735 00:37:03,106 --> 00:37:04,372 and then she'll beat him. 736 00:37:04,374 --> 00:37:06,240 - Well, she can't. - Well, she has to. 737 00:37:08,144 --> 00:37:09,276 She will. 738 00:37:12,482 --> 00:37:14,248 Well, all right, then. 739 00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:16,884 Here's to women who make 740 00:37:16,886 --> 00:37:19,920 crazy, screwed-up decisions and... 741 00:37:19,922 --> 00:37:21,555 loving them more for it. 742 00:37:30,533 --> 00:37:31,799 Ahh. 743 00:37:36,839 --> 00:37:39,340 So, if Sarah is Zach's daughter, 744 00:37:39,342 --> 00:37:41,575 then does that make you Uncle Stefan? 745 00:37:41,577 --> 00:37:43,310 I tell you this secret I've been keeping 746 00:37:43,312 --> 00:37:46,213 for 18 years, and that's what you're worried about. 747 00:37:46,215 --> 00:37:48,249 No, I think it's incredibly noble that you've been 748 00:37:48,251 --> 00:37:50,151 keeping an eye on her all these years. 749 00:37:50,153 --> 00:37:51,685 And she's lucky to have you in her life, 750 00:37:51,687 --> 00:37:54,355 even if she has no idea. 751 00:37:54,357 --> 00:37:56,791 Hey, so, I know it goes without saying, 752 00:37:56,793 --> 00:37:58,192 but I would appreciate it if... 753 00:37:58,194 --> 00:38:00,127 Your secret's safe with me, Stefan. 754 00:38:01,230 --> 00:38:02,563 Thank you. 755 00:38:02,565 --> 00:38:04,432 No, thank you. 756 00:38:04,434 --> 00:38:06,333 Thank you for coming with me today 757 00:38:06,335 --> 00:38:09,703 and for rewiring my mom's speaker system 758 00:38:09,705 --> 00:38:12,273 and for just not treating me 759 00:38:12,275 --> 00:38:13,474 like a crazy person, because that's how 760 00:38:13,476 --> 00:38:15,042 I've felt these past few days. 761 00:38:25,588 --> 00:38:27,021 So, thank you. 762 00:38:31,727 --> 00:38:33,494 Wish me luck. 763 00:38:47,710 --> 00:38:49,310 Hey. There you are. 764 00:38:49,312 --> 00:38:51,278 We're just about to watch another movie. 765 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:52,546 How was Duke, sweetie? 766 00:38:52,548 --> 00:38:55,683 It was good. It was really good. 767 00:38:56,686 --> 00:38:58,419 Thanks for staying with her, Matt. 768 00:38:58,421 --> 00:39:01,188 Anytime. See you soon, Sheriff. 769 00:39:01,190 --> 00:39:04,358 - Ok, Matt. Bye. - Bye. 770 00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:05,493 Bye. 771 00:39:11,167 --> 00:39:14,401 So, I met with that expert at Duke today. 772 00:39:16,372 --> 00:39:18,706 And she said that your doctors 773 00:39:18,708 --> 00:39:20,975 are doing everything right. 774 00:39:23,846 --> 00:39:25,779 And she also said that there's nothing 775 00:39:25,781 --> 00:39:28,382 that they can do to cure you. 776 00:39:31,420 --> 00:39:33,420 That is one doctor's opinion. 777 00:39:33,422 --> 00:39:37,391 Waiting for more medical opinions 778 00:39:37,393 --> 00:39:39,126 isn't going to change this. 779 00:39:41,998 --> 00:39:43,297 You're dying, mom. 780 00:39:44,934 --> 00:39:46,734 And we're out of options. 781 00:39:49,472 --> 00:39:51,071 Which is why I gave my blood 782 00:39:51,073 --> 00:39:52,940 to a cancer patient today. 783 00:39:54,610 --> 00:39:56,110 And I healed him. 784 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:03,217 He was dying, and my blood healed him. 785 00:40:06,589 --> 00:40:11,225 Look, I'm immortal and you're not, 786 00:40:11,227 --> 00:40:14,461 and I always knew that I would lose you one day, 787 00:40:14,463 --> 00:40:17,431 but I am not ready to lose you now. 788 00:40:19,001 --> 00:40:23,237 You're supposed to be here for my college graduation. 789 00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:25,072 We're supposed to argue about 790 00:40:25,074 --> 00:40:27,908 flower arrangements for my wedding. 791 00:40:27,910 --> 00:40:30,678 We're supposed to have years and years 792 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,247 worth of birthday dinners and Christmases 793 00:40:33,249 --> 00:40:36,550 and whitewater rafting trips. 794 00:40:36,552 --> 00:40:38,052 I want all of it. 795 00:40:39,422 --> 00:40:43,591 I want you to live for me, 796 00:40:43,593 --> 00:40:45,092 and I know that that's selfish, 797 00:40:45,094 --> 00:40:47,761 but that's... the truth. 798 00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:52,967 I want that, too, honey. 799 00:40:59,375 --> 00:41:00,674 Ok. 800 00:41:47,623 --> 00:41:51,525 Somebody, please! Help me. 801 00:41:52,395 --> 00:41:54,328 Everything's gonna be ok. 802 00:42:01,259 --> 00:42:07,759 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man