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Drew: Welcome to
"whose line is it anyway?"
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On tonight's show...
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Shaken, not stirred...
greg proops.
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With a twist of lime...
wayne brady.
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On the rocks...
colin mochrie.
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In a coconut shell with a little
umbrella... ryan stiles.
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I'm drew carey, your host.
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Come on down
and let's have some fun.
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Hello.
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Welcome to "whose line
is it anyway?"
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Where everything's made up
and the points don't matter.
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The points are useless,
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Like keith richards
to a vampire.
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Ha ha ha.
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Ha ha ha.
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Let's show you
how funny it gets
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By playing a game called
"let's make a date."
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Wayne, you're going
to be appearing
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On a dating-type show.
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Ryan, colin, and greg
are the contestants.
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We've given them each
a strange quirk or identity.
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You have to guess
who they are.
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Off you go.
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Bachelor number one...
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Yeah.
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I...
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[ laughter ]
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I love a man
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Who is physically fit,
has it in the right places.
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Well, isn't that
great for you?
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Halle-bloody-lujah.
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I'd like to know
what you do
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And what type
of physical regimen you use
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To keep your body
in shape.
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Well, all work
and no play...
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Makes for a dull time.
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Bachelor number two.
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Yoo-hoo!
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Yeah. [ crunching ]
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[ slurping ]
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After I finish
with a hard day's work...
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Excuse me. Excuse
me. I enjoy...
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We're over here.
We're over here.
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Hey, want to get out
from in front of me?
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Sorry. Oh, sorry.
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Yeah, I'm sorry,
what were you saying?
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After work, I enjoy
doing pottery to unwind.
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How do you unwind
after a long, hard day
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Working 9:00 to 5:00?
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Oh, you know.
I don't know.
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This sucks!
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Bachelor number three.
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Yes, I can hear you.
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Come on.
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When I was
the darkest child
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In my village in sweden
growing up,
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We... we used to drink
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Cocoa and celebrate
our ancestors
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That came before us.
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What did your ancestors do?
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They took a bullet
for me.
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Well,
bachelor number...
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Sit down!
Bachelor number one...
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You're back to me, wendy.
How great.
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When I was a small child,
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My mother told me
to be with a man
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Who would take care of me.
How would you take care of me?
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Oh, I'd take care of you
real good.
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Here's your boyfriend!
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Bachelor number two.
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Yeah. [ hacking ]
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[ makes shooting sound ]
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[ imitates cellular phone
ringing ]
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Yeah? What? I'll be there.
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Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
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Yeah? Yeah?
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Bachelor number three...
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Bachelor number three,
I love america.
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What do you love?
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I love a good cigar,
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Just like
my number one guy here.
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[ buzzer ]
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Did someone say
black leather?
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[ makes shooting sound ]
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I don't know how you're
going to guess who they are.
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Bachelor number one
is, uh...
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Oh, my gosh.
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Well, take a guess.
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No... oh, jack nicholson.
Jack nicholson.
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Bachelor number two
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Is a really rude moviegoer.
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Yes.
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And ryan,
as bachelor number three,
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Is a, um, is...
is, uh,
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Is secret service
to the president.
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Yes.
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All right,
that was great.
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I'm going to give you
1,000 worthless points.
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Let's go on to a game called
"let's make a date."
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Wayne, you're appearing
on a dating show...
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Oh, we just did that.
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Excuse me.
Captain alzheimer?
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Go to the third card, drew.
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Go to the third card.
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What is...
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Greg's next job?
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So let's go on to a game
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Called "film dub."
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This is for ryan,
greg, and colin.
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They're going to supply
their own soundtrack
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To a film
we picked out for them.
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The scene I'd like you
to improvise
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Is a marriage in trouble.
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You're going to make up
the words for the people.
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Greg: Hello, darling,
how was your day?
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Ryan: It wasn't very good,
thank you for asking.
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Did you go out shopping,
get around much?
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I've been busy being
a mad scientist,
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But you don't respect that,
do you?
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You just lay there
and laugh at me.
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Tell me where you put
the rest of my body.
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I've had enough of you.
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I'm going to make
a pizza.
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I used to make pizza
for you long, long ago.
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Yes, and I... oh!
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Colin: Buy an encyclopedia!
Buy an encyclopedia!
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I don't want
an encyclopedia.
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You must! I'm working my way
through choreography school!
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It's that damn
neighbor kid. Ohh.
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Well, now you know
how I feel.
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Sorry, darling,
just trying to be disarming.
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Drew: All right.
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That was fantastic. I'm going
to give you 1,000 points
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'cause some idiot's
keeping score
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And he wants to know
what the points are.
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We get letters, folks.
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Let's go on to a game called
"film, tv, and theater styles"
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For ryan, colin, and wayne.
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I need different styles
of television,
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Styles of movies,
or styles of tv.
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[ shouting out suggestions ]
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Porno, "star trek,"
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Animal planet. Okay.
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Man: South-of-the-border
soap opera.
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Oh, a mexican soap opera.
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Novelas.
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Anybody else?
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Oh, "gladiator" movie.
That's a good one.
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Okay, we got enough.
That's good.
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You guys are going to start
out a scene normally,
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Then I'm going to make you
do these different styles.
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Ryan is a speeding motorist,
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And you're pulled over
by wayne,
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A motorcycle cop...
officer wayne...
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Who discovers colin
tied up in the back.
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Ha ha ha.
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That's a Friday night.
As usual, yeah.
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Whenever you're ready,
go ahead and start.
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[ imitating motor
running ]
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[ humming ]
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[ makes radar gun noise ]
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What the...
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[ imitates motor running ]
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[ makes siren noise ]
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[ buzzer ]
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Drew:
Mexican soap opera.
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[ makes door opening,
closing sound ]
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[ speaks spanish ]
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Mi nombre es
officer big bob.
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ÿqué?
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Mi nombre es
officer big bob.
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Bienvenido
a county de orange.
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[ making knocking sound ]
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ÿqué? Freeze!
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[ buzzer ]
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Oh.
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"gladiator" movie.
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[ makes striking sound ]
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I have finally
escaped from you, gladar.
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You will die!
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You'll never catch me.
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Quickly. Hyah! Hyah!
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Hyah! Hyah!
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[ buzzer ]
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Drew: Porno.
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[ grunts ]
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Oh!
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I'm sorry
I broke the law.
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You, are you okay?
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I'm feeling
much better now, officer.
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[ humming porno music ]
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[ buzzer ]
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I don't know why I'm
going to this one,
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But animal planet.
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[ australian accent ]
I've been tracking this guy
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For the last 5 miles.
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He's had
my good friend colin
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Locked up in the back
of his boot.
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I'm going sneak up
and wrap a rope around him.
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I hope he doesn't
bite me.
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[ making eating noises ]
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[ buzzer ]
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Drew: "star trek."
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It's all right.
Oh, thank you.
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[ buzzer ]
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We'll be back with more
"whose line" after this.
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Don't go away.
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welcome back to
"whose line is it anyway?"
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Where everything is made up
and the points don't matter.
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I had a rough night last night.
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My blow-up doll ran off
with my air mattress.
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It was quite a night.
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Moving on to a game
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Called "themed restaurant."
this is for all four of you.
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Colin and wayne,
you're two businessmen
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Having a power lunch
in a themed restaurant.
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Greg and ryan are
the maitre d' and the waiter.
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The theme of the restaurant
is an emergency room.
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Go ahead
whenever you're ready.
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Wayne: Uh-huh.
Right. Gotcha.
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Listen, johnson,
I'll make it flat.
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I'll put it on the table,
and you take it.
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Let me call you about
that. Okay, fine.
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It's you.
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Oh, yes,
we would like...
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Gentlemen, have you
been served yet?
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This table, stat, now!
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Let's get some service
over here!
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Have you gotten menus
yet? No, we haven't.
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Did someone order wine?
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Sure, I'll take some.
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Is everything
to your liking so far?
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Well, so far.
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So far?
Not excited? Clear!
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I need 15 hemoglobins
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Of scleboglobin
for this man right here.
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Right.
Here's our specials.
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My god! You've got
a spot on your lung.
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What? Oh, my god.
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Quick, get a liver
in here.
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Let's take out his.
All right.
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How would you like
your liver done?
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Uh, well?
Well done?
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[ makes electrical
charging sounds ]
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[ making
heart monitor sound ]
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Breathe, breathe, breathe.
You're doing fine.
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[ makes flline sound ]
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Oh. There we go.
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I just want
some salad.
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Salad? He needs the heimlich
maneuver this instant!
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Off to the salad bar!
Out of the way!
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[ crying ]
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It's all right.
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Never mind about him.
He... he lost his dessert.
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That's right,
he lost his dessert.
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Look, all I want
is some chicken.
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Here's your bill.
It's $25,000.
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What?
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He's gone.
He's gone.
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I'm off dutyow.
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Waiter!
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[ buzzer ]
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Drew: All right.
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I'm giving you
300 points apiece for that.
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I'd give you more, but I'm
dipping into my own stash.
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Ha ha ha.
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Let's go on to a game now
called "song styles"...
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"greatest hits."
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Man, I am one step
behind...
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Greg: This is for all four
contestants.
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Wayne will be
choosing a date,
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But they're not exactly
what you think.
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Well, let's go on
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To a game called
"greatest hits."
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This is for colin,
ryan, and wayne
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With laura
and linda and cece.
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Colin and ryan are
tv voice-over guys
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Talking about the album
they're trying to sell.
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Wayne is going to sing
the songs they make up for him.
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We need a job
where you wear a uniform.
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Shouting out suggestions ]
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Zookeeper,
that's a good one.
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Let's do
"songs of the zookeeper."
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Hi, we'll be back
to your movie
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"out of africa"
in just a moment,
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But first, have we got
a deal for you.
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You know, since noah,
there have been songs
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About animals, zoos,
and zookeepers,
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And we have compiled
the best
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Of all possible
animal-related songs
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On this...
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A very little cd
that has
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Over 150,000 songs on it.
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That's right, colin,
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Including that number one
miami...
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Wait.
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Apparently we have
a special bonus.
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It's one of drew carey's
cue cards,
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Which has never been read.
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Some of these songs
say a lot.
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I remember a protest song
out of the '60s
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That I had on a record
in the '60s.
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Wow! What kind of
a strange coincidence is that?
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That 1960s protest song
simply, simply titled...
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[ imitates elephant
trumpeting ]
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[ folk music playing ]
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♪ yeah ♪
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♪ people, they say that you ♪
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♪ just can't learn ♪
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♪ but my best friend,
he's a big pachyderm ♪
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♪ oh, what can,
what can I do? ♪
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♪ but I'll tell you what ♪
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♪ horton heard a who ♪
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♪ and they go...[ trumpets ] ♪
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♪ oh, yeah ♪
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♪ save my friends
'cause my friends go ♪
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♪ [ trumpets ] ♪
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♪ ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ [ trumpets ] ♪
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♪ save the elephant ♪
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Thank you very much.
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[ trumpets ]
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It's wonderful,
isn't it?
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And if you order
right now,
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It'll still take four
to six weeks to get it.
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You know,
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Animals and zookeepers
have not only
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Inspired the tango,
the macarena,
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And a waltz
somewhere in pismo,
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But...Who could forget
the 1953...
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Polka hit...
Polka hit...
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"beers and slavs"?
"beers and slavs"?
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[ polka music playing ]
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All the animals!
Jumpin' jiminy, come on!
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[ audience clapping along ]
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♪ the only way
to fill the trough ♪
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♪ is get all the beer,
invite over the slavs ♪
338
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♪ slavs are very
fun-loving guys ♪
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♪ they love to hear
the animal cries ♪
340
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♪ slavs like oink!
And slavs like whoo! ♪
341
00:17:16,231 --> 00:17:19,066
♪ and slavs like
hunh! Hunh! Hunh! ♪
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♪ but most of all
when you come near ♪
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♪ slavs, they love their beer,
hey! Hey! ♪
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Good night.
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00:17:30,679 --> 00:17:32,746
You know, colin,
there's a lot
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Of great artists
on this cd set,
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But there's only one
that earns the name of diva.
348
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I'm talking about
miss diana ross
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And her rendition
of "please don't feed."
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[ r & b music playing ]
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I know...
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I know when you
come to the zoo,
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I know you want
to feed everything, but don't.
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I'll hurt you.
355
00:18:08,717 --> 00:18:10,551
♪ baby, baby ♪
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♪ don't you know
it's no bull? ♪
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♪ baby, baby, baby ♪
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♪ don't feed the animals ♪
359
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,394
♪ if you do ♪
360
00:18:20,395 --> 00:18:23,397
♪ I would get real pissed ♪
361
00:18:23,398 --> 00:18:25,566
♪ just like the other day ♪
362
00:18:25,567 --> 00:18:28,068
♪ when I got frisked ♪
363
00:18:28,069 --> 00:18:31,238
♪ don't feed the animals,
not a thing ♪
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00:18:31,239 --> 00:18:33,407
♪ no, not the lion,
'cause he's the king ♪
365
00:18:33,408 --> 00:18:36,243
♪ don't feed the bear
'cause he'll take off your arm ♪
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00:18:36,244 --> 00:18:38,746
♪ if you feed the hippo,
you'll come to bodily harm ♪
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00:18:38,747 --> 00:18:41,081
♪ don't feed the monkeys,
no matter what you do ♪
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00:18:41,082 --> 00:18:43,250
♪ he might get irate,
start slinging poo ♪
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00:18:43,251 --> 00:18:45,586
♪ don't feed the giraffe
'cause he's too tall ♪
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♪ I think I've got them all ♪
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♪ don't feed the animals ♪
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♪ stop!
Feed the animals ♪
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We're going to find out
who the winner is after this.
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welcome back to
"whose line is it anyway?"
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Tonight's winner
is everyone but greg.
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We're going to do "props"
for you.
377
00:19:17,719 --> 00:19:19,386
We're going to divide up.
378
00:19:19,387 --> 00:19:21,555
Me and ryan are going
to be together.
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00:19:21,556 --> 00:19:24,492
We got to get some props.
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00:19:24,493 --> 00:19:27,127
Ryan and drew.
Wayne and colin.
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00:19:27,128 --> 00:19:30,064
We have to come up with ideas
for these props,
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Going back and forth,
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And we'll start.
384
00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:37,571
Oh, that joke is about
as funny as...
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00:19:37,572 --> 00:19:38,839
[ buzzer ]
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00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:42,243
Put 'em up.
Put 'em up.
387
00:19:42,244 --> 00:19:43,611
[ buzzer ]
388
00:19:43,612 --> 00:19:46,747
Whoo.
It is cold in here.
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00:19:46,748 --> 00:19:48,082
[ buzzer ]
390
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:52,253
I would like to return
my pasta maker.
391
00:19:52,254 --> 00:19:54,188
[ buzzer ]
392
00:19:54,189 --> 00:19:56,156
You killed the witch.
393
00:19:56,157 --> 00:19:57,625
[ buzzer ]
394
00:19:57,626 --> 00:20:01,595
So then I told shasheesha
that she better shut her mouth
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00:20:01,596 --> 00:20:03,764
'cause she don't
know nothing.
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00:20:03,765 --> 00:20:05,366
[ buzzer ]
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00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:08,602
[ making thumping sound ]
398
00:20:08,603 --> 00:20:10,137
[ buzzer ]
399
00:20:10,138 --> 00:20:12,439
You're not the first,
madam.
400
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:15,276
We get squids stuck
in vacuums every day.
401
00:20:15,277 --> 00:20:16,877
[ buzzer ]
402
00:20:16,878 --> 00:20:20,948
♪ I'm the song,
he's the dance ♪
403
00:20:20,949 --> 00:20:22,349
[ buzzer ]
404
00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:24,618
Mind if I join you
in the shower?
405
00:20:24,619 --> 00:20:26,120
No, come on.
406
00:20:26,121 --> 00:20:27,488
[ buzzer ]
407
00:20:27,489 --> 00:20:29,456
I don't believe
we've met.
408
00:20:29,457 --> 00:20:32,393
Hi. Cat in the hat.
Nice to meet you.
409
00:20:32,394 --> 00:20:35,796
[ humming dramatic music ]
410
00:20:35,797 --> 00:20:39,300
[ in slow motion ]
oh, no!
411
00:20:39,301 --> 00:20:40,834
[ buzzer ]
412
00:20:40,835 --> 00:20:44,805
"titanic will never sink.
Titanic will never sink."
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00:20:44,806 --> 00:20:47,274
[ buzzer ]
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00:20:47,275 --> 00:20:50,044
We'll be right back
with more "whose line"
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00:20:50,045 --> 00:20:52,279
In a minute.
Don't go anywhere.
416
00:20:54,874 --> 00:20:57,576
Welcome back to
"whose line is it anyway?"
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00:20:57,577 --> 00:20:59,611
Tonight we're going
to end the show
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00:20:59,612 --> 00:21:01,379
With greg and wayne
reading the credits
419
00:21:01,380 --> 00:21:03,348
As a hillbilly couple
backstage
420
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:05,417
At "the jerry springer show."
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00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,587
Thanks for watching.
422
00:21:08,588 --> 00:21:11,323
[ imitating a pig squealing ]
423
00:21:11,324 --> 00:21:13,992
You were with
denise o'donoghue.
424
00:21:13,993 --> 00:21:15,494
No, I wasn't.
425
00:21:15,495 --> 00:21:16,995
Yes, you were!
426
00:21:16,996 --> 00:21:19,831
You was with drew carey.
I saw you.
427
00:21:19,832 --> 00:21:28,840
If you touch that
eric wilker again...
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00:21:28,841 --> 00:21:31,441
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